>>5432956
>gives mayo to Subaru.
Here.
ALRIGHT
HG THREAD
FYXE ISLAND GAMES PART 2 : THE HOST IS STRUGGLING EDITION
I feel like someone is gonna screencap that ditto event
I didn't know you had cat ancestry Raven.
Makes sense now, you're pretty sleek
>>5433025
This is why fighting like a anime person is unhealthy...
You lose energy so quick...
>>5433025
>>5433025
MY LEGS ARE TOO SHINY.
>>5432981
Yeah, that's sorta just how the world is now.
>He approaches the building and holds the door open.
What do you girls want to eat? They've got more than just burgers, I think. Corndogs and stuff too.
(God please don't ask for anything expensive, please, fuck, I only have like five bucks, holy shit, I'm gonna look like a moron.)
>>5433025
You're doing great, honey. Don't give up!
>>5432987 (Ursula)
Specializing in terms of magic is ALWAYS a bad idea.
>>5433012 (Corrin)
More than your entire life leading up to then, evidently?
>>5433025
>Sit along the sidelines of the sandball fight, casually staring up into the skies.
>>5433025
>you heard the original ditto from the distance
is a copy of me,
so i dont care.
>>5433025
I've been swole for sometime now. I have the body to prove it too.
>>5432952
I don't deserve this treatment...
>>5432987
Being young isn't about making potions! You've failed at being young just from what you think young people like!
Young people like staying up late and talking with their friends and...and...well I think you're better off asking someone else what normal students like doing.
>>5432998
Is this true? P-Please don't tell me it is. I have so many wished I want granted.
>>5433025
Lemme guess...the truce is over now?
>>5432963
You would probably win...
>>5432932
>waits until her attacker leaves
...I think it worked.
>>5433025
You...you're part cat?
..Can I pet you?
>>5433025
This is just weird...
>>5433025
>>5433048
>she was just sitting watching you the entire time
If you really are going to kill me do it, silly!
>>5433024
Aww.
That'd be a wonderful thing.
>>5433025
Good fucking job with the game.
I the Headmistress, whether it's just my eye for standards being clouded through the months of shit, or whether I really an impressed by this work, I bestow the title of "HG Host" onto thee.
Keep the morale train going.
>>5432845
I've done my undeniable part for the community and even in my times of inactivity, it's certainly more than anything you're doing today. Almost 20 months. And over 400 games, yeah, I've earned my keeps.
>>5432913
Oh well
>Hugs the ant
>>5433058
>>5433012 (Tank-Chan)
On some aspects?..definitely. Maybe it's because he was from a different world. Maybe because he too stood before a crossroad before making a choice once. At any rate I felt connected to him.
....I believe his name was Aemon Targaryen.
>Yes I just went there, cross-universe ftw
>>5432927
>Guess I'll always feel fresh in some way.
>>5432932
W-Wait, what? That can't be true!
>>5432945
>>5432966
>Next time I get paid then.
>>5432964
If it makes you feel any better, I haven't lost all of my powers as The Shepherd. I can still use the elements to a certain extent. And I can summon lightning myself if I concentrate hard enough, but that takes a lot out of me.
>>5432981
She must be really fast then.
>>5432987
She's shorter than me, about 5 feet tall has blonde hair, green eyes, and carries an umbrella around wherever she goes. Please let me know if you ever see her. And tell her that Sorey is worried about her.
>>5432998
I don't think so...
>God I'm slow today.
>>5432921
Alright.
>He firmly presses his finger against the book
There. It's not everyday someone gets the fortune to keep a Zabi fingerprint.
>>5432964
Don't tell me you are going to start acting insubordinate!
>>5432981
Watch your tone! I can already tell from it's start up and the sound that it has already surpassed the Federations tanks by a mile. You could hear those things from a mile away.
Now hurry up and show me the good stuff.
>>5432987
Fine...I understand. It's not for everybody.
>>5433033
I wish we had Augmented Games tier shit again. That was fun.
>>5432987
As of now I am taking care of the child with a bit of help from friends. Also do you have any Russian students? I feel I can help them in flying and using magic
>>5433088
Later bby
>>5433090
>aaaahhhhh
>>5432850
Gah... O-Of course it would be me... I ho-hope Byakuya doesn't see me like this.
>>5433081
How are you today? Still waiting for Shinji to arrive?
>>5433025
...Aw.
>>5432981 (Rika)
Yep, it was pretty obvious that Fate doesn't really like you too much if he made you meet me. Still, he's a pretty good guy, I think.
...Oh, and tell that other guy that it's rude to talk about people behind their backs, even if he is telling the truth.
>>5432987 (Ursula)
Nope, not really! I was just wondering because I haven't really giving it my all lately, so, naturally, I was gonna ask if I did well or not! Now that you've talked to me in person, what're you gonna do with this information? Something good?
>>5433072
I'm probably not much stronger
>>5433025
Someone is gonna screencap that ditto event too.
Well, nice move best girl. Didn't know you had psychic power.
Subaru... it's time to get out of the closet now
Duncan is being a jerk again and.... poor Bread-chan...
>>5433081
To be honest Hoshi, I read your advices through desuarchive to host a good game. So it pleases me you like it.
Cheers!
>>5433081
Who else has earned the sacred title?
>>5433025
Donuts? Sure! I haven't had any in a while!
>>5433066
You were drinking underage. And be happy I am not being violent with you
>>5433091
I shall treasure it forever! What's it like being a prince?
>>5432964(Lighting guy)
Paula panicked! No one has ever told her to do that!
>>5433081
>it's certainly more than anything you're doing today
X, try again tough guy
>>5433078
I saw others won... and never once have they gotten their wish granted...
But, if you want a wish. Look up to the sky, and you may see a Golden Condor... that is one way to grant a wish.
>>5433124
Pineapple..? Sorry, but I can't eat this, Soviet.
>>5433081
Hey Hoshi.
Should I go visit my grandmother tommorow and buy her that teacup set she always wanted?
>>5433072
Get away from me. You're probably gonna try to kill me eight more times.
>>5433124
Hey, this is turning into a profitable evening. (This is also the second slightly broken event I've been in. Do I get two prizes?)
>>5433124
Y-You're kidding, right?
I'm giving up shitposting on a whim. I told myself I wouldn't, but it keeps fucking happening. I'm going to put my foot down now.
>>5433090
Really? That's good news for me.
Think you can handle a million volts or so?
>>5433091
Listen, it's cool and all that you've got this association or whatever, but honestly all I know about you guys is that you fight for freedom or something. For all I know that could mean you go around murdering cops. You'll get my respect when you earn it, that's fair.
>>5433134
Well it's not like I asked you to kill somebody or strip naked or anything extreme! Urhg.. Well, whatever, I've got enough charge to last now. You weren't lying about having lightning, that shit was pretty powerful stuff. Like a drug, almost.
>>5433124
Fuck their sleep, im partying all night long
>>5433093
A shame, I know exactly what to wish for. And it wouldent be something silly like more wishes!
>>5433136
Oh thank you.
>she looks up to the sky, hoping praying for a chance.
>>5433078
>>5433124
Sheesh...if you say so~
>>5433025
>Ditto transforms into a cancer cell and infects the community.
>>5433124
Poor? Fighting at as an intergalactic gladiator doesn't sound half bad.
>>5433169
>>>Paula
what did he mean by this?
>>5433169
If that's how you feel, then have a nice time being Paula! She seems young and full of energy!
>>5433169
What?
>>5433152
I do want to atleast have some of my gold back. Or not, whatever. Maybe you'll perish along the way and I can take it back.
>>5433058
I WILL!
WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM HOW TOUGH WE ARE SISTER!
>>5433124
H-Hey what are the production doing?...
I don't care about the match between my master and my best friend. Please show me!
The furries win another point with the power of Basketball
You see Red? That event is true.
I'm your fan. I'm alone, but I'll always be with you!
>>5433152
Really? I should check this.
Well maybe you'll win one Raven
>>5433153
Come one Subaru.
Me
That girl
Foxy Rena
FP
It's okay, you're a nice guy, let's find you a nice furry NEET gf okay?
>>5433169
Oh, have a good night then!
>>5433174
Maybe, I've never been hit by lightning that strong before.
>>5433124
>>5433153
C'mere kid. Got something nice for ya.
>>5433118
Then it would end in a truce. Physically, I'm the weakest Gatchaman...
>>5433124
I'll stay here a little longer, you guys can go on ahead.
>>5433152
I-I won't. I promise.
>>5433183
Jokes on you Im terninally ill anyway.
>>5433134
It has it's ups....and downs.
>>5433174
Did you forget the oath you took?
>>5433209
I..I don't like this
>>5433209
I DO CARE*
>>5433169
Don't worry, Ursula! The hero has more patience than he lets on, I'll tell you that much! Come back when you've got free time, yeah? See ya later! The hero hopes that you have a good day~!
>>5433153
I was told to pay you a visit, Subaru~
>/erp/ Elsa appears from Subaru's side
>slices your fucking belly
>you like this
>exits with a sway of her hips
>>5433209
>>5433209
Bitches love delinquents.
>>5433209
THESE MAD DUNKS ARE GONNA COST EXTRA.
>>5433089
>I had a feeling you were in the first place.
Can't say it's familiar, and I can't say I understand too well. One of those "you had to be there" things, I'd assume?
>>5433090
And with frustratingly quick reflexes and spacial awareness.
>"Sometimes it looked like she'd even sit right next to an attack or move alongside it just an inch away, just to annoy us...."
>>5433091
It didn't make a noise, either. And why should I watch my tone??
>There's a loud, snap-like noise as a massive beam erupts from it, almost instantly burning a hole clean through everything in the path of fire.
>>5433117
Opinions.
He's a king, tell him yourself.
>>5433169
>I don't follow what you mean.
Whatever, bye.
>>5433057
>Matenshi awkwardly touches down to the ground and follows in after the engineer
I'll figure out when I look, alright?
Oh, hey guys.
>>5433209
Soviet, I won't lie, that pizza you bought was horrible.
>>5433180
Good luck...
>The Wanderer walks away from the lady to get some distance, but looks over her shoulder, wondering if the lady would still be looking at the sky.
>>5433209
I don't even know what you're talking about! I just wanna be left alone with chips, soda, and some alone time so I can cry.
>>5433217
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE ACTUALLY ALIVE!
L-Look, I'm...I'm actually taken! Haha, so I CAN'T actually do anything, or else she'll get angry!
>>5433255
>>5433209
ROOAAAAHAHGHGHGHGHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!
>>5433151
Go do it.
And make you sure you make her the first batch of tea from thst set. Have nice talk with her. Make sure your gift is more than a random pile of porcelain. It's a matter of honor!
>>5433125
All you need is your own code and some nice aesthetics and brand.
>>5433135
Says much when talking shit without a face holds more weight than your shit ID.
>>5433114
Shinji is Shinjata
>>5433124
You can always ask me personally. I'm never stingy with help and information.
D.VAsuka#8430
>>5433236
>tries to save Subaru
NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE HIM
>>5433215
We'll see if we ever run up against each other in the arena, then. Honestly, I'm still just a human, so I'm pretty fucked against a sword without my ranged pointers. How good are you with hand-to-hand?
>>5433228
No, I just don't really care about it.
>>5433254
Alright, alright! No need to be so snappy.. Take your time.
>He walks up to the desk and makes idle talk with the cashier, placing the palm of his hand against the cash register. Small sparks fly out from his palm, but they're mostly unnoticeable.
>>5433255
Fuck you Adachi, and fuck your dubs too.
>>5433255
Save me.
>>5433209
y-you are my f-fan?!...
>blushes
>>5433236
You biiiitch! You whooooore!
>Subaru fucking dies
>>5433259
Иди нaхyй!
>>5433209
Rick... Stop.
RICK STOP
STOP THAT RICK YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
DO THAT.
>>5433255
Hello!
>>5433270
Okay!
>>5433270
Damn right I will, Hoshi-Kun. Thanks.
>>5433284
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>>5433254
Obviously, my opinion is superior. You can't deny that.
And sure, I'll walk up to a king and say "Oi, can you not talk about me behind my back", without him even knowing how I knew he was talking about me. Impeccable friggin' logic, Rika.
>>5433255
Hm? Who're you?
>Hey Dach.
>>5433255
Hey.
>>5433202
Or maybe you can be less bad at casino games. You're the only person I know who's ever hit on twenty.
>>5433209
May or may not? I'll take that chance.
>>5433220
Fine. But if you try any funny business, I won't hesitate to turn you into strawberry jam, got it?
>>5433254
Quite right. I don't think you'd appreciate what the old man had to say on the same level as I did. But for what it's worth, it helped me greatly and will continue to help me.
>>5433287
B-but that was my favorite car brand!
>>5433290
I could've guessed you loved food so much, fatso.
>>5433290
dammit... that copy of ditto is very strong...
>>5433228
Paula doesn't understand. Wouldn't it always have ups?
>>5433174
A drug? Why? Now you I am completely freaked out.
>>5433262
>she was still looking, even now. If there was one thing Claudia had most, it was hope.
>>5433255
Welcome to EB Games!
>>5433287
>>5433261
>>5433254
Hmm... I don't know what to tell you guys, sorry. Maybe Hubert would know how to deal with her?
>>5433255
>Checked
Good evening!
>>5433278
I'm pretty good. I spent most of my childhood tackling boars when I wasn't exploring ruins!
>>5433288
Excuse me?
>>5433290
Hey, are you okay?
>>5433296
>Look up, and pay attention, Hosh.
>Come back when you've found a place to sit.
>>5433319
You better make one for every oldfag, wiseass.
>>5433290
>holy shit
>>5433305
O...Okay.
>she pets her lightly
>>5433348
>>5433319
I kinda want one myself actually.
>>5433285
Friend, fan, call it how you want but yeah.
>hugs
>>5433290
Alright, we're going to the feast now!
Congratulation to everyone that got here, it means you're in the FINALS
Excuse that eye-burning background, I'm gonna create my own, but I needed one real quick
>>5433346
No it's okay Rick, it's a survival game after all. Good job
>>5433290
Of course~ I have several inspirational quotes!
>>5433326
Y'know, I'm not really sure myself. I just feel really powerful all of the sudden. Like I could take on the world! Your electricity must be pretty potent shit. Way better than I could get from any power outlet.
>>5433342
Then let's just punch the shit out of each other until we get tired. N-Not right now, though. I'm already tired.
>>5433346
>Reeee
>>5433254
I heard it start up. And as Captain and a Zabi prince,you should mind your manners when talking to me!
Either way...It's impressive,but I'll stick to my mobile suit.
>>5433278
>He facepalms
some soldier you turned out to be.
>>5433326
No...Everyone expects everything out of you,and no matter what people will hate you just because of your royalty. If I don't live up to my family name...then im a disgrace.
>>5433287
Oh god, is is he going to make it!
>>5433348
Oh he will, stop worrying.
>>5433265
You think I care? Ain't gonna stop love kiddo.
>>5433290
What the hell are you doing with that coco-
>Reaching out for Subaru as she dies
Was gonna...take his wallet...before I died. Crap.
>>5433329
>The Wanderer let's out a heavy sigh. Walking back to the lady, she sits down next to her, and looks up into the sky.
Beautiful sky... isn't it?
>>5433372
F-fuck...I had no chance against a member of the sophisto rangers..
5433308
>>5433315
>respawns
Really anon!?
>>5433261
>>5433339
>F-Fucks the psycho vampire where everyone can see
>>5433372
MY EYES, OW MY FUCKING EYES!
>>5433319
Accurate.
>>5433372
That has to be the most painful way I've lost so far...
>>5433375
Same here, actually. I'm going to go soon.
>>5433295
WAKE ME UP
(WAKE ME UP INSIDE)
>>5433372
This was not part of the plan..
>>5433372
atleast is good to know i have a friend here...
>>5433346
>>5433378
Yes, I can blame you. If you don't know the rules, don't play the game. Simple.
>>5433290
So much for the myth of the peaceful Canadian...
>>5433368
Okay, that's enough.
>pulls away
I'd also like to mention that I let you get close to me and we both died. Something tells me that you've got the touch of death.
>>5433267
Am I now entering the twilight zone?
>>5433279
Insult me all you wish, but do not insult the digits of repeating numbers.
>>5433284
>implying
You did this to yourself, Johnny.
All you had to do was not catfish the Browns, but you just had to.
>>5433287
>bitch
>whore
>87
Are you me?
>>5433290
Is it me you're looking for?
>>5433301
You don't know who I am? I could be a shit and say "I'm the juggernaut, bitch", but that's an old ass meme that nobody remembers.
Tell me who you are first.
>>5433304
Hey Joker, when did you decide to go red instead of green?
>>5433338
You guys still exist? Can I find the newest cawa dooty game here? I really need my fix of futuristic space shooters.
>>5433342
You better check those digits, or I'll feed you to the midgets.
Good evening, who are you again?
I haven't had this many (You)s since I fucked a cabbage.
>>5433373
I remember that one, he-he...
>>5433346
>>5433378
Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else...
>>5433372
Dittor starring in a commercial for BLEACH?
Man, Ditto real has the best events
Rick, stop going to /pol/ so much, really blame your boss if you're not paid enough.
Subaru, fate is trying to tell you something..
>>5433406
>snipes
No
>>5433414
>>5433386
I'm a hero, not a soldier. I just like the whole freedom thing you were talking about, I'm not gonna call anybody "sir" or do work or whatever.
>>5433409
Well, nice meetin' you anyway. Hopefully I see ya around and we can get a bite to eat or something.
>>5433445
>45
The ride never ends.
>>5433406
What? Shouldn't you not be able to talk? Y'know, being a car and everything
>>5433372
Heh, you guys should've known soda's bad for you.
>>5433388
I'm not sure actually. After all these traumatic events I feel as though I might stay dead.
>>5433389
>he takes his wallet out of his wallet and puts in in his trackjacket
Where are your morals? If she finds out you'll be dead, and then you won't love another person ever again. It's better if you don't touch me at all and find someone else instead.
>>5433448
No offence taken.
>>5433435
Can't hardly learn how to do something if you don't try it, right? It was fun while it lasted at any rate.
>>5433445
Tch. It's Sol. Are you done being a wiseass? Because it's getting old real quick.
>>5433375
Don't get any dumb ideas! Paula will not be your personal charger!
>>5433386
So you don't like it? The way you are saying makes it seem that way.
>>5433445
Oh, my name's Sorey. We haven't actually met before.
>>5433454
That would be great, Chargebolt!
>>5433372
GROOAAHAHAHAHHAA~!
>"MY PATIENCE WEIGHS THIN, I WILL FUCKING CHRISTEN YOU AGAINST PISTON OF YOUR OWN ORPHICES - SOVIET! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF US, WE'LL SULK DEEP INTO YOUR BONES AND SHOWER IN YOUR BLOOD!".
>>5433296
>Oh, jeez. Alright, then.
>>5433297
Sure I can.
Says a living incarnation of a country. Besides, he overheard you, too. Not like there's right to complain.
>>5433278
...I'll take a 3, cheese and ketchup only. Large drink.
>She glances over at the hopelessly-confused-looking demon
...And just a 1 and a small drink for her.
>On the plus side, Rika's is pretty small aside from the drink.
>>5433307
Well, let's just hope that it didn't affect you that bad, because there's definitely something else different about you, too.
>>5433342
I'll figure it out, but hey, thanks. It's such a pain, even thinking about this kinda crap.
>>5433386
Pfft. I doubt it has much mobility to match up. And my masterpiece could still fly circles around them.
>She pokes her head out
And what makes you think I care that you're military OR royalty?
>>5433435
That was just a coincidence...and I didn't touch you with my right hand, so there's no way you died because of me.
>>5433428
Yeah, but I saw you last day, sometimes you were a bit obnoxious, please stop doing that. Just be chill
>>5433445
Just saying Hello!
__
Gonna post the dead slide because i feel like it.
Please pay respects.
>>5433445
I think I've picked up a thing or two from you when it comes to dealing with trifling whores.
>>5433448
It's telling me I've got normal fetish-
>>5433449
>dies
>>5433464
Get in. I'm your Uber and we're going to go places.
>>5433414
>>5433319
>Implying the midfag knows anything about anyone from the round table except his favorite Headmistress
>>5433448
Mhm, you were the one who found it~
Still gives me a good laugh everytime I see it~!
>>5433445
>misses those days.
>>5433479
>>5433481
Too much going on inside my mind that I have to deal with sooner or later. For now I am pretty content with enjoying life. Before all hell will or will not break loose.
A Peaceful night, the calm before the storm.
Let's chill a bit before you guys keep on fighting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SFt7JHwJeg
>>5433470
>Whips out raygun once she's fully respawned
I'll just take the money actually, consider it payment for putting that crap in my drink.
>>5433491
Would've survived if I wasn't ooglin' some kid from the bar...
>>5433390
Yeah, it sure is
>>5433470
But you're still alive silly. You wouldent know if you were dead because you would be.
>>5433463
If I get this "dubs" thing can I have a wish Adachi?
>Jesus fuck 5 AM already? I'm out.
>>5433481
I'm sorry that I wasn't much help to you, Rika. I'm going to be turning in soon, so I'm gonna say "good night" and see you later.
>>5433491
>F me.
>>5433372
>sunphisto furry porn with fire
Someone screencap this!
Sorry to all those I'v been conversing with,but a prince needs his sleep.
Goodnight.
>>5433453
>KK sitting next to Junko
ebin
>>5433481
Blah blah blah "Fight me, you crusty pear".
Oh, so because I'm a country, I can just walk up to him and demand he doesn't talk about me just because he's a king? You're just as smart as I am, Rika.
...Good. Then hopefully, he won't do that again. It's rude, dude.
>>5433516
Subaru is acting like a true anime character.
And Byakuya finally puts an end to Rick's madness...
>sips some ice tea
>>5433489
What, is your right hand the one that activates the touch of death, or have you just not washed it in a long time?
>>5433491
At least I'm in good...company. Somehow, I feel like there's another word I should have used.
Farewell, people who are suddenly jumping ship.
>>5433516
Fuck that shit, crank it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHF_JMnB8o
>>5433532
i dont get it
>>5433491
sorry for that...
>>5433513
And what, just keep that stuff bottled up?
>>5433526
>Seeya.
>>5433527
Don't worry about it. Sure thing. Later, Sorey.
>>5433536
Hey, at least he's not a jackass about rubbing that stuff in.
>>5433511
>Wormhole opens, global armadas, the whole chimera race against you. You stacked up on those tsar bombs?
>>5433475
Come on! We could even get a chord that connects us like that Lady and the Tramp movie with the spaghetti! Please??
>>5433481
(Shit. This is gonna be tough, but I think I can do it..)
Alright, uh, just get me.. A number four, no lettuce, sub ketchup for mayo.
>The cashier rings up the order and, the moment she hits each button, a spark comes out of his hand, which had been pressed against the cash register. In the end, the order came out to be exactly $5, which seems to confuse the cashier, but they don't ask questions. He hands over the money, emptying his wallet, and walks over to lean against the wall next to Rika with a relieved sigh.
They must be having a sale.
>>5433525
Why... why do you want a wish?
>>5433516
...
>>5433517
I don't think we have the same kind of currency. Even if we did I'm not paying for your bad choices. You should be thanking me for allowing you to fall in love with me. I'm probably the most handsome guy here after all.
>>5433525
>he pinches himself
Nah, I'm alive. I don't wanna be, but I am. I'm starting to think I'm too fragile for this world.
>>5433545
Oh well shit.
I got tricked by my own event
IT'S RICK THE WINNER
RICK IS ACTUALLY THE FAVORITE HOLY...
Subaru finnaly found a purpose in his life.
>>5433567
>launches all nukes even the experimental ones that dwarf the Tsar Bomba
Does this answer question?
>>5433567
LOCKED AND LOADED.
is this shit just hunger games simulator with everyone roleplaying in the thread? get a life you faggots.
>>5433611
Kill yourself, dogfucker.
>>5433565
Fair point. I ain't exactly the most humble of people, even I must admit. Especially with what I found out last night~
...Plus, I think I'm much worse at pissing people off than you, so that's a plus, I guess.
>>5433526
>>5433530
Come back any time! Later!
>>5433573
Paula has never been asked for a kiss this way. Lighting guy is pretty bold!
>>5433474
Wiseass? I'm not being one at all.~
In fact, I'm just having a little fun before I decide to pick a few bitches here to toss inside a TV.
>>5433477
Sorey? Like Story? Sorry?
>>5433491
I know, but are you looking for me?
>>5433499
Well you picked the right person to learn from, I'm an expert in dealing with stupid bitches and whores that need to know their place.
>>5433510
Turn into an adult and I'll treat you like that cabbage.
>>5433525
Yeah sure, just don't make it something stupid.
I'll give you a hint, you need to harness the thing I call "meme magic" to get repeating numbers.
>>5433611
>>5433621
Is that Ta-class?
>>5433611
>he went out of his way to post this
>>5433611
Yes and maybe later.
>>5433602
Doomguy. You havr one objective. Go into the mothership then Rip and Tear everything from the inside out. Leave no survivors. The bloodier and faster the better
>>5433611
>wanting to waste your life doing gay shit like hanging out with friends and spending money on things you shouldn't
No thanks. I'd rather stay comfy.
>>5433573
Which you said earlier. So why do you sound like you just avoided a death sentence?
>Matenshi, meanwhile, seems utterly bewildered by everything around her, eyes constantly flicking around to some electric thing or another
>>5433622
Worse as in you piss them off more or less?
>>5433611
Niggy, you're on /trash/. We both need to get a life.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE
SUNPHISTO
VS
JACKET
http://poal.me/rv4knj
Make your bets, you can actually win (you) money!!
>>5433567
By the gods. The threat is many times more that we anticipated.
>>5433549
I wouldn't call it the touch of death...but...something like that.
>>5433611
But rl is scary. You get no continue credits in rl!
>>5433651
O great Adachi, please tell me how I should deal with furries coming onto me.
>>5433668
>using broken poal
>nip
>>5433596
>>5433668
You jinxed me. Thanks
>>5433661
More. Like, if you and I had a competition to piss off as many people as we can, I'd probably win. Even you have to admit I'm telling the truth.
>>5433651
Uh...mind running that last part by me again?
>>5433668
nip
>>5433668
What a poetic ending....
>>5433655
NOW THAT'S ONE HELL OF A PLAN, IF I'VE EVER HEARD ONE. WISH ME LUCK.
>He charges off towards the mothership and isn't seen again.
>Godspeed, soldier.
>>5433651
It's pronounced "Surr Ray".
>>5433668
>Rooting Jacket.
>>5433668
>Jacket holds out his tape recorder and presses a button on it.
"The following presentation has been approved for a mature audience."
>>5433703
Congrats, Jacket! Thanks for hosting, Fyxe!
>>5433703
I voted Jacket. Now give me (you)'s. I need my fix
>>5433611
mama luigi
>>5433702
>>5433689
Sorry for the nip, I'm gonna put my Hoshi censors.
>>5433703
CONGRATULATION JACKET
FIRST WINNER OF THE FIRST FYXE ISLAND GAMES.
You won 50 000 (you)s currency, and a awesome wincard I'm gonna make for tomorrow.
H-Hey, chickens are animals right? So it's kinda like a furry won the game
>>5433642
Well hang on, that's n-..
..Yeeep! Heroes have to be bold, it's in the job description!
>>5433661
Oh, no reason. It just, uh.. I guess the sale lasted longer than I thought it would! Plus that was a pretty long walk, so I'm kinda out of breath. I just ran ten miles earlier today. No issues here, don't worry.
>Eventually he chooses a seat near the window for the three with their food.
>>5433651
I'm over 60.
... Cabbagefucker-san
>>5433601
>>5433602
>An irreparable amount of damage, teetering them at the edge of extinction. Billions of chimeras lose control of their sanity as the primearchs have been eviscerated from the nukes. The wormhole his is still open, there's only one thing left to do - invade the tower and shut down the wormhole.
>>5433582
I want to see my husband again, he's alive. But I cant find him.
>>5433651
Sure, Il cast it right now! With these dubs, I wish for my husband Kirei Kotomine to be here.
>>5433594
You're about as attractive as a space fungus and your personality is worse. I don't care what your currency is, hand it over before I make you respawn somewhere worse than this dump.
>>5433703
Congrats to my teammate. Thanks for hosting foxy lady.
>>5433757
Congratulations Jacket, and thank you for hosting this wonderful game Fyxe~!
>>5433674
Listen, either it kills you, or it doesn't. If it kills you, it's the touch of death. Now, you wanna explain what you're talking about?
>>5433757
Adequately done, player and host.
>>5433757
congrats... and thanks for hosting.
>>5433757
I'm fine with this winner. He gave me a spot once.
Thanks for hosting.
>>5433711
Good luck
>>5433768
UN can't do shit if I committed a genocide against them. They aren't human
>begins to hunt and eradicate them
>>5433757
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>5433785
you gave him 600,000 (You)s, tho
>>5433772
Ah...
>She gets up.
Well, good luck...
>And proceeds to walk away from her.
>>5433757
Thanks for nothing Fyxe...
>>5433773
Oh yeah? Can you say that about me...now!
>Subaru tries to look as handsome as possible to get out of getting mugged by the blue thing
>>5433698
I'm sure I could do worse if I actually did it deliberately.
>>5433759
I don't even wanna question how there's one here in the first place.
>She scurries to get to the other half, scooching over to the far end before Matenshi settles down awkwardly at the edge. It clearly wasn't designed with winged people in mind.
>>5433757
Congrats, guy, and thanks for the show.
>>5433757
You did it! Thank you for hosting, dog lady! Paula will win next time!
>>5433759
Well what else do you mean? That scene does end with them kissing! Paula couldn't be a hero though. She respects those who can.
>>5433777
>>5433773
>>5433734
>>5433789
>>5433792
>>5433794
>>5433806
>>5433809
The first one is a normal (you)
Thanks you for participating and being patient, it was quite difficult at first, but I think I got this now.
>>5433825
Come on Subaru... it was fun... right?
>>5433757
Congratulations!
Thank you for hosting!
I'm sorry to the man I was talking to, but I have to go to sleep now. You all take care of yourselves!
Ignore me
Next up is...
>>5433839
Was a fun game
>>5433683
Put them in a cannon and fire them into Australia.
>>5433700
I'm going to throw a few of the girls you see in this place inside a TV, where they could possibly die and bring me amusement.
>>5433723
Surr Ray? Is that anything like Sugar Ray?
>>5433763
So, you want to be treated like that cabbage then? I'm down if you are.
>>5433772
You didn't believe in the magic hard enough, try again and BELIEVE.
>>5433825
Just give me the money kid, you're making me feel bad for you now.
>Clicks trigger on gun as it whirrs loudly
>>5433833
You wanna bet? The hero's got a few tricks up his sleeve to piss everyone off deliberately. Hell, if I ever so wanted to, I could always bring Allen out to piss everyone off.
>>5433859
>Beryl all next week
>Hell yeah, later, peeps.
>>5433757
Congrats, Jacket.
Thanks for hosting.
>>5433789
...
I can drain the lifeforce of living things by touching them with my right hand.
I've never tried it on another person, though...but I guess it could kill you...
>>5433839
I look forward to seeing you go again.
>>5433838
>>5433833
You're welcome! Thank you for participating!
>>5433864
>>5433868
I'm happy to hear this.
>>5433821
You too!
>>5433884
I hope you named your ray gun "Ronald"
>>5433859
>>5433894
>>5433839
Mhm. Hosting the first few times can be a bit difficult, but as time passes you get the hang of it. Your very first game went well, a lot better than most I'd say~
>>5433839
Post placements
>>5433899
i want utsutsu to drain my lifeforce
>>5433839
Getting turned into a figure is hardly a fun way to die, and I should know all about fun ways to die.
Actually, I wouldn't know shit about fun ways to die. They've all been painful.
>>5433875
>>5433884
>thinking quick on his feet, Subaru throw Adachi in the way of the gun
>>5433833
Probably for the best, actually.
>He starts to dig into his burger, taking a huge first bite and wiping his cheeks with a napkin.
Sho tell me a little about yourshelf.
>>5433838
I just meant the chord would be like.. The spaghetti, and.. Aaaanyway.
What makes you think you couldn't be a hero? Anybody with guts and quirk can do it.
>>5433894
>Night.
>>5433891
Never heard of him. And you realize, where I'm from, vandalism is a perfectly-acceptable form of annoying people?
>>5433916
See I believed then Mr Adachi!
>>5433911
>>5433918
>Ignore me
Dumb memeposter
>>5433839
The only medicine is to do it over and over and over again. Practice makes perfect, as they say.
>>5433899
Last I checked, I've got lifeforce. There are a couple of obvious questions I've got...I'll start with this one: does your left hand do the opposite?
>>5433926
FUCK I FORGOT THAT
>>5433875
...
What the fuck is your problem? You're almost as crazy as that damn guitarist.
What happened to #nicepostme?
>>5433875
No thanks.
>>5433802
>Eradicated. Wormhole closes, all of the chimera die. The virus is gone forever.
>>5433984
You can nicepost me if you want, Anon.
>>5433947
Allen Jones, my alternate self. I dunno how the hell he even came to be, but let's just say he's... Violent. Much different than I am. And I have no idea what vandalism has to do with this, so enlighten me on that.
>>5433916
>>5433931
Ha ha very fun-
>Panics when Adachi is shoved onto her, fires wildly in all directions while she flails around
AGH. OFF. HE'S GETTING AWAY.
>>5433978
This. Thank you, fyxe.
Our stream of big trouble in little china will resume shortly, following a brief rendition of Barrett's Privateers
>>5434004
you're a cool guy, m8
#nicepostme
>>5433930
It's not an instant thing...I would have to do it for a very long time for it to kill you, I think...
But that's not the point, I would never do that to someone I don't even know.
>>5433974
Yes...
>>5433931
Well, technically you didn't die... You're just a.... figure...
And if the theory of parallels universe is true, that Subaru is still with that fat neet as we speak...
>>5433923
Yeah, I wanted my first time to be awesome...
Don't get any second meaning to that, okay?
>>5433974
Sure. He-he...
Well, that was pretty exhausting in fact, now I know the true meaning of "thanks for hosting"
>>5434013
Duel Masters avas when?
>>5434029
That didn't sound very sincere, you didn't even talk about how cool my power is.
>>5433978
Thanks for hosting, good job.
Grats jacket
>that fucking Togami pic
gets me every time
>>5433986
>dances in victory and laughs at liberals saying, "that was genocide"
Now to my life
>>5434030
Say hi to Ringabel for me.
and then drag his ass back here
>>5434047
if i was a woman, i would fuck you
#nicepostme
>>5433944
Paula has too many mental problems. She is not fit for something like that.
>>5433894
Night night!
>>5434030
You can't do it slowly and gradually?
That's how I want it
>>5433978
I'm not sure if I should be proud or upset by this... Thanks for hosting though
>>5434014
Yeah you were awesome here. And you got a pretty cool end too.
>>5434048
No problem, thank you for participating and pulling through my mistakes.
>>5434038
Too late. That was the first thing I thought of reading that.
So thats why you haven't been around...you were secretly working on those games, weren't you~? The hype was definitely real though when I saw that entry post though.
>>5434013
>he uses this chance to scurry away from the murderous furry
AHAHAHAHA!
>>5434038
I don't wanna be with a fat neet! I wanna be with a cute neet that's cute and also a little cute!
>>5434072
W-Well, I really thought you'd win. But hey, one day I lost second place with 11kills, so don't complain too much.
Thanks for playing Rick
>>5434063
...A-Are you one?
>>5434065
You seem pretty normal to me. Is it cause of the big eyeballs in your hair? Those would drive me crazy too.
>>5434083
otako?
>>5434047
You're definitely not the traitor
#nicepostme
>>5434030
Aha. Next question: what are you that you can do that?
>>5434038
You get used to it...or you'll have a psychotic episode.
>>5434112
niceposting and the >kissu crap only makes me want to shitpost more
>>5434112
Why do people think I'm the traitor..
>>5434111
You're talking about the girl that gives away her bread for free, right?
I don't think she's a neet. She goes to school and stuff.That's way too social for a shut-in.
>>5434134
>kissu
>>5434103
Oh no! Paula likes these very much! She considers them her friends. Some of the few she has in fact!
>>5434103
no
#nicepostme
>>5434097
Maybe I'll get my second win. It's been over a year
>>5434051
...I will.
>>5434068
U-Uh...I'd rather not do it.
>>5434119
Human...
>mumbles "i think" under her breath
>>5434134
>rubs dicku
>>5434045
>Never, art of Ylana is just limited so I use what I can.
>>5434083
YOU'D BETTER HOPE I DON'T FIND YOUR ASS IN THE GAMES AGAIN YOU LITTLE PUNK.
>>5434080
Yeah. I was lurking a bit,
That game isn't finished though, I'm still adding events everyday, but so far I'm happy with it.
Feels nice to post again though.
>>5434119
A psychotic episode? Did it happen to you one day or....
Well, creating ways for people to kill each other is already pretty psychotic if we think of it like that.
>>5434083
Maybe it'll happen one day. But sorry, I only have neckbeards on this islands, all the cute girls have fur
>>5434157
Over a year?...
Wow...
Well, I hope it will happen soon...
>>5434146
but she watches anime and stuff
i bet shes a total weeb
>>5434049
>You ever played Resistance before?
>>5434175
Stupid? Yeah, well, kinda. Edgy as hell? You bet your ass it is. Speaks like a gangster, has a spiked baseball bat... He'd disrespect you more than you would disrespect him.
Cool, cool. Remind me what this has to do with me again? If you couldn't tell, I don't have a shrine.
>>5434148
You're friends with your eyeballs? That's.. Pretty cool. I like you, you're different! You've totally got that hero personality! I can smell it on you!
>>5434151
...Oh..
Do you know any..?
>>5434175
>He swallows and takes a large, noisy drink from his soda.
Like you two seem like you've got more than one quirk, it's pretty crazy. She's got wings and can shoot stuff, and you've got your lasers and your summoning or whatever. How's that work? You called it magic earlier.
>>5434195
Thanks. Knock-on-wood
Time to start one of my community projects.
Give me a list of hosts. They don't exactly have to be active, just around. I'm going to need a list of all that are out there.
>>5434229
go fuck rika, i heard she's desperate for a lover
#nicepostme
>>5432505
DEAL WILSON?
YOU WERE THERE?
H... How did I miss you?
Well, it's probably too late now, good to know you're still kicking!
>>5434185
Go bully someone your own size, furball!
>>5434195
Why're you housing neckbeards? It'd be more convenient harvesting their organs for later usages.
>>5434202
You're trying to compare my life's work to what some shitty otaku does? I've never been so insulted in my life.
>>5434240
Been here a year and a half and haven't won once
I pray for a win or death
>>5434248
But I'm a gentleman. I don't fuck women until the third date or until they ask me to.
>>5434267
then w8 until the third d8, m8
#nicepostme
>>5434260
are you saying you wouldn't want to be one of her figurines? just think about it for a second. it has lots of benefits.
>>5434164
>cups a hand over my ear
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear what you said over the sound of "most humans I know don't have the power to resurrect things".
>>5434195
Hmm...not to my knowledge. Of course, it might have happened and I don't realize it since I'm so deep into psychosis. That's always a possibility.
>>5434175
>Gyahg
>>5434045
>After we get a Bakugan, Magi-Nation, and Chaotic ava.
>>5434229
Because it's exactly that. The only person I've even heard the term "Quirk" from is that hardass that comes around here now and again.
>"Wings aren't very uncommon for demons...."
>>5434228
So, he's an example of the more violent aspects of America.
And I doubt that many people would take kindly to some brat destroying their house.
><>5434281
>>5434315
how do you fuck up this bad
>5434281
Nice insult
>>5434284
I don't know, Anon. I've got a woman that loves me back home. I don't think that would be right of me to do.
>>5434294
...Iida? He's cool and all and I respect the guy, but damn is he no fun. That's another thing, you said you're a demon? I'm gonna need an explanation here.
>>5434294
Shit, I didn't know that the most violent parts of England involved a psychotic baker, and I don't think he personifies ANY part of America. Any other observations you can make, Captain Obvious, or are you running low?
Anyway, too bad I don't have a permanent house. What, were you gonna destroy the White House?
>>5434315
^ ^ V V < > < > b a start
>>5434287
I'm not a figure. Touch my face if you have to, but I'm as real as ever.
If I were to be honest I wouldn't mind sharing bread with her, but she better not get me started on what I've been wasting my life with.
>>5434339
then you should have sex with her when she asks for it, m8
#nicepostme
>>5434368
Based doomguy
>It's that one anon goes out of his way to try and get a rise from that one person he must let know of his indifference episode
>>5434362
>you will never be one of otakos toys
>>5434260
Well, I don't technically 'house" them, they're just there to watch the tournament.
If they pay, I don't care how they look like... And fuck, that's gross. I can understand stealing grease to make soaps, but that....
>>5434292
Mhh yeah. Well, I just hope it won't happen.
Do you have some tea Raven, I could drink some now. I need to chill out.
>>5434352
So Alfred... What's up?
>>5434292
N-Nothing...and I can't resurrect people with my powers...I just heal them by transferring my lifeforce to them.
It gives me a headache though...so I don't use it very often.
>>5434247
>Hey.
Silly me, I should've realized there were no fucking hosts in the thread right now.
>>5434374
You really think she would? That's some confidence you've got in me, Anon! Is it because of my looks or my charm?
>>5434247
Fyxe
Kamina
Corrin
Aussa
Raven
Lenny
Cirno
Garnet
Miku
Ruby
Cage
Emi
Wiggins
Courfeyrac
Souda
Reigen
TND
Grimes
That's what I got from digging through the archives and looking at recent games. Obviously there's people that haven't hosted in the past few weeks, but it's a start.
How do I win one fucking game?
A magic trick? Money?
>>5434195
Even if it isnt finished, its still incredibly polished. I didn't see a single default event in that code. Did you pretty much create every event from scratch?
Damn, that only motivates me to create my own games as well. Maybe a winter games since I love winter a lot...
>>5434394
Howdy, Fyxe! Nothing much of interest is happening. I'm just having a little spat with Rika, it'll sort itself out soon. What's up, Fyxe? Putting Ivan's islands to good use?
>>5434247
Yuno
Miku
Kamina
Fyxe
Wiggins
Garnet
DDD
Squid Girl / Reigen
Junko
Endo
Yukine
Grimes
Junko
LF
Setsuna
Anon (Godot)
Hoshi but he apparently hosts in the waifu threads now :^)
Peri/Sheamus
Aussa
Nepgear
Aikawa
Sol
Nowi
DOOMGUY
I'm gonna feel bad about whoever I'm leaving out.
>>5434393
Why would you want to be someone's toy?
>>5434394
Kidney's go for over 200k I think. You could be the richest furball around. Maybe you'd be able to afford some kind of surgery that turns you human! Wouldn't that be the coolest thing ever!?
>>5434438
Walk around aimlessly!
Worked for me!
>>5434438
luck
or befriend a host and ask them to rig it for you
>>5434411
>I'm right here.
>>5434247
Gravelord Nito
>>5434430
both
after all, if i were a woman, i'd fuck you
#nicepostme
>>5434229
You think so? Many people think it sounds weird because no one else but Paula can hear them.
>>5434247
>Who I have seen around: Raven, You, Ramsey, Wiggins, Okabe, Lambda, Sol, Miku, Junko, Furry Porn, Fyxe, Adachi, Doomguy, Kamina, Baron, Squid Girl, Lenny, Grimes, Cirno, Ruby, Cage, TND, Coufreyarc. All people who have hosted and been around recently. I'm sorry id I forgot someone.
>>5434448
O shit I forgot Yuno
>>5434448
>listed twice
>>5434438
Enter every fucking game you can. HG is a game of probability, nothing more. Why do you think Eggman-kun is so feared? Dude enters a lot of games.
>>5434452
>never have to worry about money
>never have to worry about food
>never have to worry about sleep
>never have to worry about death
>>5434247
I wouldn't call myself a host. But I do a game for you guys on occasion
>Sips