FIRST GAME
FIRST TIME HOSTING
FIRST EDITION
FIRST 48
FYXE ISLAND GAMES.
EVERYONE GETS IN THE FUCKING SHIP
>>5432151
PLAIN BREAD CHAN
>>5432151
Togami Byakuya
RCMP Rick
Andrew Wiggins
Shiro
Furry porn
>holy shit
>>5432151
MADKATSUKI
>>5432151
Rika
Corrin
>>5432067
>All those Wyvern Lords/Paladins
>No matter what you do, youll be completely fucked by weapon triangle.
>Pepper your anus, bucko.
>>5432084
Oh I think I found a good balance. It's somewhere between keeping them atleast 100 feet away from you and trusting them with your life the moment you meet them.
>>5432151
Ylana Skyfire
>>5432151
Jacket
The Star-Spangled Hero
So THAT'S what you were doing with Ivan's islands! Holy crap, Fyxe, you're a genius!
>>5432151
Asuka the Wanderer
>>5432146
But I want to watch the rest of this movie...
>>5432151
Utsutsu
>>5432151
Youmu
HOUOUIN KYOUMA
Bavaria
>>5432151
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>5432114(A Prince? Oh my gosh!)
May Paula collect your fingerprints?
Eggman-kun
>>5432151
Saber
>>5432151
Duncan
Reigen Arataka
So this is what you've been up to.
Metal Gear Hope
Sorey
>>5432151
Togami Byakuya
Fork
Ursula-sensei
>>5431993
>>5432011
Nobody actually does.
>>5432001
Oh, I see. I understand now.
But still a soft chair would be nice.
>>5432007
Me? No, I'll be here until I'm dust in some magical jar and still working.
>>5432010
If I'm to be in a prison, I would rather stay in a prison of my choosing. I don't mix well with criminal witches, I don't mix in at all, they might eat little old me whole. The school is a place where I can be trapped per say with people I'm comfortable with and I would like to maintain that.
>>5432057
I'm knowledgeable on most of the students that attend these grounds. Is there a person who doesn't know about such a nation?
>>5432077
Hmm, give me your hand.
>>5432114
...Yes.
Ridiculous isn't? Anyways, I'm not actually a magical teacher, I just work at a small costume store.
Now how funny is that?
>>5432148
Some have a way back to their worlds, others seem to be here around the clock. With all the new things you see here, you're never short on scenery are you? What about the old, do you still see those? It would be sad if all you saw were new things. Old can be good too.
Vic Viper
>>5432151
Garma Zabi
>>5432151
SADGUY
Palestine
CHIMERA INVASION DELUXE FUCK YOU SOVIET EDITION
Fyxe isn't dead.
Huh.
Sugar
KANAKA KAGAMI
>>5432151
Denki Kaminari
(Welcome back you glorious furry cancer, don't leave)
>>5432077
Shit. You're an electricity girl, right? Got any batteries on you? A phone? Hell, mini generator? Anything?
>>5432084
Awesome. I've probably got enough money for three.
(Fuck, I'm broke. How am I gonna pull this off? Shit.)
Anyway, I don't even think I got your name. Since I'm a polite gentleman, I'll start off with mine. Denki Kaminari, and my hero name's Chargebolt. I don't mind whichever you wanna call me.
>>5432114
Oh that's right, you're an alien. I totally forgot about that. So do you live on another planet or just on a space station?
>>5432148
Called it. Alright man, from today onward, we're gonna be rivals around here. That fine?
>>5432151
Natsuki Subaru!
>>5432151
Emiya Kiritsugu
SUNPHISTO
Shalashaska
>>5432151
Toko Fuwaka
Panama
Classy Raven
>>5432151
Cinnamon Roll
BAKI
>>5432216
Subaru Remover Cowboi
Late Soviet
>>5432237
sugar
sugar no understand
Ditto
>>5432160
How'd that happen?
>>5432151
Claudia
Come Fxye, show me your soul through your code.
Prepare to be judged.
>>5432246
>>5431872 (Garma)
Uh-huh that's fine, just make sure you keep paying up and I'll do the hard stuff.
>>5432239
wot u wont?
>>5432151
>furry game
no thanks
>>5432209
You're supposed to be a teacher, right? Shouldn't that mean you have a leg up from witch criminals? They're not as tactful as you are, and they sure as hell don't know as many spells as you do. You'll basically rule that courtyards if you get pushed in there. Maybe if you're good enough you can get them to look at you as a sensei and you'll be able to teach them like you would a normal class.
>>5432255
He was demoted aftet being caught sober on the job
>>5432216
Yes please.
>>5432211
>>5432114
Don't get me wrong, they're cool, but not practical.
And it's pretty damn hard to miss anything when you design to hit something that's girl-sized that moves fast enough to be like a damn sparrow.
>>5432133
>>5432188
I mean there's people better-suited than you by far.
>>5432148
>>5432204
For one? Channel deities' power. It's hard to narrow it down to just one thing, it's just like the ALWAYS manages to come out on top, no matter how out of favor the odds are.
>>5432184
...Was that a joke? I didn't realize that was something you did.
>>5432209
Do you expect me to get up and grab you one?
>>5432219
Rika Asakura, tank engineer and magician. And I'm pretty damn sure that's something you're supposed to keep secret.
>>5432209
Well... I do have this cloak a dear friend of mine gave me that I still wear. Oh! And my friend Edna should be around here somewhere, though I haven't seen her in a while...
>>5432219
I have a feeling you'll just think of us as that no matter what I say, right? ...Actually, I'm ok with this. What's your name?
>>5432209
Alright. So how is your teaching going?
>>5432214
I will kill you anyway
>>5432238
STOP
T
O
P
>>5432267
>kissus tum
>>5432184
They're actually hitting the floor pretty easily. I'm up against the mountain so I can funnel them where I only have to take on three at a time, that along with both my druids and the Bishop doubling as healers means the only way I'll get fucked is if one of them scores two crits in a row.
>>5432102
Here you go anon.
>>5432265
You caught me off guard,thats a all.
>>5432284
C-Can I help you?
>>5432209
Yeah, but... Is the subpoena for somebody else, then? 'Cause I'm a little bit lost on that, lemme tell ya, but I'm lost on many things.
...You'd be surprised of how many people don't know about the U.S.A., but I haven't even met you before! How did you know my name, dude?
>>5432276
And yet of all the people they picked, God happened to pick me. Tough shit, huh? Looks like I'm the only one fit for the job.
>>5432255
Just gave it to Putin
>>5432269
Or that
>>5432286
What the the odds of a single crit?
>>5432209
>she can barely stop jumping as she hands you her hand
I hope there is cute boys in there!
>>5432219
Boo! You have to charge up for that? Will Paula shocking you be enough?
>>5432188
>>5432202
YEAH!
Alright, according to that "how to host for dummies" book, to get people hyped for a game YOU NEED TO SCREAM THE FUCK OUT!!!
FIVE MINUTES TO SWAP!!
You can still give up! It's not too late! But it won't be fun if you do.
>>5432261
are
are you ok
are you ok yes no
>>5432266
Bye.
>>5432286
>Fir
>Bruh.... Also, where the fuck are your paladins at?
>>5432314
bye
>>5432294
Oh, please. It's just a cruel stroke of fate at best.
>>5432307
Stop RPing IRL Red.
>>5432215
Of course~! No one ever truly leaves HG.
>>5432151
Color me surprised, I did not expect this at all!
And holy crap its been a while since you've been around! Did you get a new computer to be able to host?
>>5432304
Looks good!
>>5432269
Oh?
>>5432295
I didn't think Vladmir Putin was a communist, I thought he just had ambitions for Russia... and himself...
>>5432304
No thank you, Fyxe, I'd rather not shout.
>>5432276
When you are around a young old girl with the energy of a basket full of puppies most of the time that idolizes you as her hero, even the coldest hearts will melt.
>>5432307
>>5432256
>>5432304
You know? Swap me out.
>>5432304
Well, this should be entertaining.
I accept this challenge.
>>5432304
Swap my name to Premier Soviet please
>>5432276
Wow... She does sound tough, but I think you guys could beat her if you found a way to sever her link with those deities.
>>5432304
I'm ready! This'll be my last match before turning in for the night.
>>5432304
Please get rid of that thing in district 12!
>>5432304
I had worst districts before, lets roll.
>>5432304
>furry as 80% of the background
yeah no i'm out
>>5432148
I guess it doesn't matter now. What matters is that we are here...stuck.
>>5432195
M-my fingerprints? W-what for?
>>5432209
Sounds boring...but given your looks i'd believe it.
>>5432219
Calling me an alien is very ignorant on your part. I am very much human. Just born on a space station.
>>5432264
Very well. I wish you luck.
>>5432276
Hmph! Why don't we have a demonstration of your firepower? Go ahead and impress me!
>>5432304
I suppose it will have to do.
>>5432304
>>5432338
>>5432304
Looking good!
>>5432304
Ivan's gonna be so happy, bro! He'll love it! Proceed, Fyxe! THE HERO'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY~!
>>5432319
Then Fate must've been a dick for you to meet me. England found me and raised me to be the guy I am today. Funnily enough, he hates me at times. Hm.
>>5432151
hey! just want to say good luck hostin' your first game, sis!
til later, dudes!
>>5432304
Too late, oh well, I can wai-
>>5432331
Oh! Thank you!
>>5432304
Money on Fork
>>5432304
Looks good foxy lady.
>>5432342
Good luck to you too kid, you'll need it.
>>5432323
I guess he is. He was going to revamp CCCP.
>furry avas
>furry OP's
>and now furry games
All that's left to do is accept it I guess.
>>5432321
>Lmao
>>5432327
why
why you sweatnig
>>5432304
"Well Asuka, this is certainly a new environment for the both of us. Go out there, and kick some asses for me!"
>Jumps off Asuka shoulder, and runs up a nearby tree.
Let's go.
>>5432348
LEAF ME ALONE
>>5432304
Looks fine.
>people assuming it's furry games
for what purpose?
>>5432304
Damn. I'm stuck with the Dr. Pepper assassin in my district....
>>5432304
>>5432254
>>5432256
>Ditto morphs into Claudia, and requests you give Claudia it's spot.
>>5432366
>giving up
I'm ashamed of you, Anon. Continue fighting the good fight with me. You giving up is just letting them win.
>>5432342
Yeah... We shouldn't give up hope though. We got here through our worlds somehow, I'm sure there's a way back from here too!
>>5432325
Everyone's got someone, but even in my case I tend to 'freeze' right back up when they're gone.
>>5432342
Oh, you don't believe me, is that it?
>>5432352
When HASN'T it been a dick?
>>5432336
Even then there's her damn yin-yang orbs, too. She's got too much luck, and too much raw talent.
>>5432304
Our brood will immolate and render your very existence asunder, Soviet. You will pay for your sacrilege.
>>5432304
i was not expecting any more surprises in my life...
>>5432276
What, my hero name?
>He turns and starts walking with his hands pocketed.
Nah, I know they used to do that in those American comics, but in reality that's just sort of dumb. Cops don't keep their identities secret, right? No reason for heroes to, either. Usually our families and loved ones are pretty distant from all of the hero business, plus everybody's got their own powers, so it's like, why bother?
>>5432277
That's right. You can call me Chargebolt, I'm a hero in training. How about you? Ever thought about being a hero?
>>5432300
Uh.. Maybe? We can try it, but I kind of have a weird request for that.
Could you like.. Ugh, this is weird. Could you put your fingers in my mouth and shock me through those? That's.. Yeah. Mouth. Mouth is how I charge.
I know it's weird.
>>5432342
But you weren't born on earth, right? That'd make you an alien.
>>5432304
A cruise for Paula? You shouldn't have!
>>5432366
Welcome to furchan. Resistance is futile.
Just wait until the gfur avas start showing up. :^)
>>5432315
Just in case.
>>5432387
I can't go on my friend. It's too much. Whatever light at the end of the tunnel there was is extinguished.
>>5432365
Are you sure he was being honest? He was caught cheating with the votes recently if I recall correctly.
>>5432304
Looks good!
>Pets Fyxe
>>5432367
>furry game
what does that even mean?
>>5432286
>Lilina with capped Magic
>And nobody was surprised
>>5432315
>Also this.
>>5432389
You are aware that I was referring to my own daughter, right? No offence but you really should try and enjoy casual time-off with your loved ones.
>>5432393
Give me your worst. Not like anything happens when I die.
>>5432412
Don't really care. He is running Russia very well
>>5432296
Maybe like 20%? I'm not sure. I know some of them have killer lances.
>>5432315
She's two levels below Rutger in that image, and her stats are better across the board except for skill and def. Come on mate.
Also, I got real tired of my armies in FE always relying on cavalry and paladins so I tried to focus on magic users this time since I hardly ever use em. In binding blade if you try to storm though levels quickly you're gonna get fucked anyway so I'm not at much of a loss.
>>5432420
sugar
sugar scared now
>>5432410
>Thanks man
>>5432266
>>5432341
>>5432366
>>5432387
>Bitching this much because "muh furry cancer"
>>>/out/
Yukine
STOP BEING SHIT AUTOCROPPER PLEASE
IT WORKED YESTERDAY
ALRIGHT
PLEASE WAIT
>>5432267
You only need to know one or two hurtful spells to make sure I don't have a "leg up" over them. I teach little girls, not hardened criminals. Never in my career have I dealt with correctional facilities. None of my students have ever graduated to become criminals in society.
>>5432276
There used to be a generation where the young were expected to do so, but being a teacher most up to date on the behavior and mindset of young people in the present time, it would be foolish for me to ask at all.
>>5432277
Perhaps she ran off to chase someone else with a similar looking cloak that she might have thought was you.
>>5432280
It's nothing new really, nobody is failing, nobody is becoming the next Dooblydoom either.
>>5432294
Dude?
Er, well. I walk past this place when I'm finished with my work and am heading to the store to buy my evening necessities. I see you often talking to many.
>>5432300
You may not have been aware of this, but you've broken many hearts from long range! The secret to cross continentl magical weapons may be in the wrinkles of your palm!
>>5432342
I'm nothing special. Just very, very, average. Boring and normal.
>>5432424
for me... means "heaven"
>>5432443
fuck off furry supporter
>muh furry boogeyman
At least find some creative bait.
>>5432387
Resistance is futile.
>>5432435
Well the odds of you getting double critted are like 1/25 before any two given strikes then, so keep that in mind.
>>5432445
Nice timing retard.
>>5432433
He's a very corrupt individual, Soviet. I'd want to support some reforms if I knew I would get in trouble for it
>>5432443
Mahiru is shit
>>5432445
Everyone point and laugh.
>>5432433
This is just the beginning.
>>5432460
You are not helping
>>5432478
That's not Souda
>>5432460
>Fuckin kek
>>5432453
Thank you for taking advantage of Hunger Games Toolsâ„¢.
"Hunger Games Toolsâ„¢: It worked yesterday!"
>>5432470
Danke for the probability anon.
>>5432461
Listen here you little shit. I literally don't give a shit about them. And you should stop being so butthurt.
>>5432478
I don't care.
>>5432443
>muh
I don't want it, you take it.
>>5432453
you can do it Fyxe, i believe in you homegirl~
Alight quick, give me an alternative to autocropper.
I saved the session, everything is okay!
I'm gonna crop that manually
>>5432389
You've got me there. All I know is that, despite my time here's been about 50% pissing people off, I'm kinda glad to be here. I've met so many new people here, and I love it! So, you know what? Fate ain't a bad guy.
>>5432458
...Yeah, dude. I always call everybody that, unless you want me to stop it.
Ooh, so you've been watching me talk to people, so you picked up my name from that! Dude, it's nice knowing that I'm that interesting for people to watch me! But, uh... Why WOULD you watch me, anyway, if I may ask?
>>5432435
>Well you just got a blessed Fir than. Also, You can still rush binding blade with paladins man. If I can do it, you can do it.
>Just don't pull this crap in FE4 and FE5, or you will suffer way more..
>>5432389
Well, you just have to work on yours to match hers! You have that machine and those demons you can summon, I'm sure you can overpower or outnumber her somehow.
>>5432396
I'm Sorey, Chargebolt. I was a hero, actually. But I've lost my powers when I defeated my last opponent.
>>5432458
I honestly don't know... I hope I see her again soon.
>>5432396
>She folds her arms and starts walking after him, Matenshi silently trailing behind her.
"Everyone"? Sounds like one hell of an overstatement.
>>5432426
Of course I knew, but I just can't imagine it sticking.
...And that's pretty damn hard when the only one you're certain of still being alive or remembering only comes here...erratically at best.
>>5432439
>Yee.
>>5432458
Oh, please. That's ages ago even now, not that I was ever like that to more than one person.
>>5432388
Hopefully that is soon...not that I don't like the company of you wonderful people. If I find anything I will let you know for sure. I assume you will do the same for me?
>>5432389
Hmmmm.....Yes.
>>5432396
...Fine,yes I guess im an "Alien" Although I'd prefer you use the term Spacenoid.
>>5432458
You don't have to be you know. You could enlist in my army and help bring glory to Zeon!
>>5432494
It's very simple math but most people neglect to actually do it when it comes to stuff like this is all. Things that seem improbable for a single cycle suddenly seem like large obstacles over a longer sample when you add it up.
>>5432458
I'm sure you've dealt with some delinquent-y girls before, right? It'll be like that, except challenging! You should want to challenge your brain every now and again. It'll help fight against memory loss.
>>5432478
>that's not me m80
>>5432453
Autocropper always works for me when I use Firefox.
>>5432507
Use fireshot or something like that.
>Oldfags : "Sweet a green new sprout is hosting with actual backgrounds and a code! The future just got a little brighter! This gives me motivation to work on my own games!"
>Midfags : Hurr durr cuhmyunitee drahmuh, furries, reeeeeee. Muh defualt borrowed codes! Tryhard backgroud, hurr durr what's even the point? RP optional, durr durrrrrrr.
>Newfags : Doo doo da da~
>Aikawa's tools spare us from the furry games
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>5432507
Hosting manually. Hasn't failed me yet.
>>5432507
Full page screen capture for google chrome. Its what I used along with cropping in photoshop~
>>5432507
Fireshot for firefox
Full screen capture for chrome
Use paint to crop, scroll with the mouse wheel while selecting the part you want
>>5432484
You don't scare me. I will not stop until my body gives out completely.
>>5432477
I trust him. That is just so people have bad opinion here.
>>5432458
Good. Also I have a daughter now. She isn't here right now unfortunately.
>>5432517
Then brighten your horizon. Maybe look somewhere else for company.
...Have I told you the story of how I met an old man from a far away realm, claiming to be the blood of the dragon himself? Fascinating person. I think you'd like him.
>>5432491
>keks externaly
>>5432524
Mahiru is shit
>>5432542
old school
>>5432507
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/full-page-screen-capture/fdpohaocaechififmbbbbbknoalclacl?utm_source=chrome-app-launcher-info-dialog
>>5432507
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/fireshot/
This is what I typically use.
>>5432521
Of course! Let's help each other look for a way out, Sir Garma!
>He holds out his hand.
>>5432396
Gross!
>she quickly stuffs her hand in your mouth
Let's do this quickly before Paula throws up!
>>5432458
Me? Couldn't be! Paula would not knowingly do that! Are you saying that Paula can make weapons with her powers?
>>5432342
Well Paula finds you cute. She collects fingerprints from those people. People call it a hobby.
>>5432512
I already completed FE5, but not FE4. I don't plan on going sans Cavalry again though, so dw.
>>5432561
>explodes out of anger
>Snipping tools
For what purpose?
FURRY HATERS DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY THAT GAME
BUT WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM ANYWAY
>>5432553
You can't tell me you don't see that. I mean, am I wrong?
>>5432583
>Thank... fuck.
>>5432512
>>5432583
>You guys want to hear a good joke? Snipers are the strongest class in FE14 even if your name is not Takumi
>It's funny because it's true.
>>5432596
What'd I do?
>>5432539
>Oldfags : Hurr durr cuhmyunitee drahmuh, furries, reeeeeee. Muh defualt borrowed codes! Tryhard backgroud, hurr durr what's even the point? RP optional, durr durrrrrrr.
>Midfags : Hurr durr cuhmyunitee drahmuh, furries, reeeeeee. Muh defualt borrowed codes! Tryhard backgroud, hurr durr what's even the point? RP optional, durr durrrrrrr.
>Newfags : ....
FTFY
Newfags don't exist because nobody joins this cesspool anymore.
>>5432596
>Good luck.
>>5432596
SUBARU PLEASE FORGIVE ME
>>5432596
Good luck, unknown location! Maybe if you win, you'll be important! Bye!
>>5432596
It's not worth your life. Not anyone can step up to the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka!
>>5432516
You lost your quirk? Damn, that sucks. Did your opponent steal it or something?
>>5432517
Nah, that's pretty much as true as it gets. Maybe once every so many years someone's born without a quirk, but pretty much everybody's got one of their own. Pretty crazy, right? Just not long ago, nobody had one.
>>5432521
Spacenoid? That makes you sound like some kind of bug monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
>>5432578
>He practically gags from the almost-punch to his throat, waving his arms around wildly.
MMMMMFMFFFMFHHHHHURRUFHFHH
>>5432596
I can teleport? Sweet, I can teleport. Uh.. Maybe.. I can.. I can move through phonelines? Yeah, let's just go with that.
>>5432596
HELL YEAH, DUDE! IVAN'S GONNA BE SO MAD THAT I GOT TO BE ON THE ISLAND FIRST, DUDE~!
>>5432596
Now, you see...mess with me and your head will end up like a split coconut.
>>5432596
I'm sure he'l be fine. I havent had luxury like this in a while.
>>5432596
It seems you screwed up the slide just like everything else you do.
>>5432596
I dont mind walking ,keep that shitty limo i dont need it at all.
>>5432596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU
What... What is this?
>>5432596
Uh-huh...these are real ni- hey you can look but you can't touch!
>>5432567
Different people have different preferences, and that's fine. I like keeping in touch with the traditional methods.
>>5432596
There's a wayward parenthesis in my event. Do I get something special for that?
>>5432628
You are not forgiven.
>>5432638
I'd like to split those coconuts.
>>5432596
A cookie doesn't sound so bad.
>>5432617
>tfw i don't exist
>thank you anon, for freeing me of my miserable existence
>>5432596
One day man....one day...
>>5432617
>>5432539
>Hah.
>>5432577
>He grasps it firmly and shakes
Yes, I'll make sure the people of Zeon know of your generosity!
>>5432578
>He blushes
O-oh thank you...I suppose it wouldn't hurt.
>>5432596
Im going to need a lint roller for my uniform now...great.
>>5432635
It's the correct term ok! I don't care for your ancient movies! Except for one,but that's besides the point.
>>5432516
I've thrown thousands at her, and she still came out on top. The only thing I've ever known that definitely was on anywhere near equal terms with was my own Sigma!
...Even then, she still lucked out.
>>5432521
Alright, fine. What sort of demonstration?
>>5432557
I just don't make friends easy, the amount of people I'd consider would probably fit on one hand, and I'm fine with that for now.
...And why would I like him?
>>5432596
Piss off!
>>5432635
Pfft. Your reality sounds absurd, you know that?
>>5432453
good, restart the game and put me in
>>5432472
What timing? I just got off work for Kofuku
>>5432482
at what?
>>5432553
You will face the very extent of our abilities, your pitiful nation was to succumb our virus and be the last. Your nation was the genesis of our strand.
>>5432609
>FE14 Snipers are dumb and broken as hell. Especially if they have point blank as a skill, which makes them Gaiden Archers, who are also broken aa fuck.
>Yeah, i am looking at you 3rd tier archer in Gaiden... fuck you in your 1-3 range bow crap.
>"people" will shit on this game harder than any other game because it's hosted by a furry and literally no other reason
o bby im ready
COMMENTARY IS GONNA BE HARD
I'M FIGHTING AGAINST MY COMPUTER
>>5432663
I mean, when did you join? It's not really accurate to call a lot of traditional newfags newfags anymore
>>5432677
Just fire the main cannon at that forest over there!
>>5432680
Then you underestimate. Prepare to watch you empire burn.
>>5432597
I guess so.
>>5432635
Ewww! Stop doing that!
>with her hand firmly lodged in your mouth, she releases several volts into it
>>5432674
Yay! Thank you!
>she takes out a large book, flipping through many pages
Alright Garma! Just put it right here!
>>5432690
There goes Paula. As useless as always!
>>5432690
12 coconuts, more than enough to knock out every thing that moves
>>5432690
Except, you know, I don't have any reason to show up whatsoever.
>>5432510
Oh, it's perfectly fine, I never discourage people from using language they're comfortable with using. Despite being a teacher, nobody enjoys learning more than I do, is that even a surprise? Who knows, I may learn something on my journey that I may be able to share with my students.
>>5432516
There are lots of young women here that you might find happiness with, no? Or did you make some sort of promise with this person?
>>5432517
When your back aches and there is nobody to be concerned for your health and comfort you will lament the times just like I do at this very moment, little girl. I certainly don't teach my students to behave that way.
>>5432521
I can't be enlisting in an army with all the things I have going on right now! People will laugh at me, and I already get enough of that at my school. The other teachers will never let me live that decision down, they'll call me Unterstormtrooper Ursula or something!
>>5432524
Memory loss? You better be thankful for my memory loss of I have any young man. The thing about adults is that they pretend not to see your ignorance and folly, I do not believe it's such a thing to be taken lightly.
>>5432553
Your daughter attends a non-magical school, I suppose?
>>5432677
For starters, he is well over a 100 years old, as he claimed. He lost vision long ago. But that doesn't matter.
...That man is the wisest person I had the pleasure of knowing. A man that could be king of an entire continent if he wanted to, but instead secluded himself from the world because he did not want to play....I believe he called it the game of thrones.
You could learn a lot from him just by listening. And he is also the reason that I have..changed quite a bit.
>>5432690
YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! I'LL FIND WHEREVER YOU LIVE AND TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! I'LL NEVER, EVER GO EASY ON SUCH A GOOFY ASS LOOKING WHITE NIGGA! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
>>5432690
Ha! That's whatcha get for getting in the way.
>>5432690
Let's have a truce, Utsutsu. Besides, Bavaria is dead, so that's all I care about.
>>5432690
Calling them irrelevant is rude...
>>5432694
>march i think
>>5432660
Hmm...would you now~?
>>5432690
Canadian ey? Funny thing, I'm was born in the motherlands as well. This relationship will go swimmingly~
>>5432679
I meant you where late for the arena faggot.
>>5432690
stupid weather...
>>5432690
Is there a "(Player1) shoves (Player2) back into the ocean" event?
>>5432690
Way to blow your budget on bread...
>>5432733
2015 or 2016?
>>5432715
Yes. Plus her Russian blood in her gives her better handling of Russian weapons and she is a nice girl too.
>>5432741
were*
>>5432733
>march i think
That was six months ago, dumbass.
>>5432690
Alright, First night.
Alfred, how do you meditate anyway? I bet you're just stuffing yourself full of burgers.
Reigen, I think you found some Evil spirits and you need to take care of that
Plain "based" bread chan, killing a God with his signature weapon. He-he
>>5432679
I'm sorry Yukine, next time maybe.
>>5432756
>2016
>>5432741
doesn't mean it was bad timing, baka.
>>5432746
No...it can't be...
>>5432685
>Point Blank is the biggest bullshit in the game. >
>Combine it with the lvl 5 Sniper skill that gives you +40 FUCKING HIT RATING. Even if you have a Bowbreaker, most Snipers have such a high Skill cap that it does not fucking matter.
>It's almost as stupid as a Selkie with 5 Breaker skills or a hacked Midori with 100% Miracle procrate.
>I do love the game.
>>5432690
>>5432728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzQOTfdMJGg
>>5432690
M-m-m-me at the beach?! I haven't been to the beach in years! What are you talking about! These photos were magically altered so I wouldn't have to be dragged to another trip to sunburn city!
>>5432690
Obviously, they did all of this! 9/11, the Revolutionary War, my relationship with Elly and Kurumi, the Jews did all of it!
>>5432715
If you say so, ma'am. I try to treat everyone with respect, so I apologise for offending you if I eventually mess up!
Hm... So, from what I'm told, you watched me because you were learning from my behaviour, correct? Dude, that sounds wicked! I never thought that I'd be used as a guinea pig of sorts for a science experiment! Did I do good on it, dude? Did I pass the test?
>>5432769
Yep, burgers and letting all my troubles melt away! If something's getting me down, I just let it go and eat burgers to compensate!
>>5432674
Alright, mister "Spacenoid." What am I called? Let me guess, it's probably something stupid like "Earthnoid," isn't it?
>>5432677
Hey, maybe it does. I know the people from a thousand years ago would flip their shit at knowing how the world is nowadays, but that's just how it is. That's why we need heroes. Too many people're going around thinking they own the place, stealing shit, hurting people, that kind of thing. Heroes versus villains, just like in the books and movies.
>>5432690
Hell yeah! I've got a hot babe on one arm, and a weird sun monster on the other..
Huh..
>>5432712
>He absorbs the volts and falls backwards onto his butt, dry-heaving onto the ground.
Je--Jee...Jeesus.. Christ.. Woman..
>>5432769
...Don't judge me, asshole. You don't know how I live.
>>5432769
>>5432768
>>5432771
>has it really been that long? fuck
>i still feel like a newfag though
>>5432769
>sweats nervously
...
>>5432635
My quirk...? Er, not exactly. I had to lose it after beating him. It's kind of a long story. I'm still plenty good in combat anyway, though.
>>5432674
I'm just happy to help! I'll continue looking for clues as I've always have.
>>5432677
Hmm... Try improving Sigma?
>>5432690
Let's see if this trap still holds up after all this time...
>>5432715
She's just a dear friend of mine that's stuck here with me too. I'm not asking her to stick around me all the time, just to make an appearance once in a while to tell me how she's doing.
>>5432769
Huh? What's this do?
>Event happens
That's... That's probably bad...
>>5432715
It's inevitable! You'll eventually get it sooner than later since you're probably at that halfway point!
There's no shame in getting older. You have to embrace it like when you embraced being young and full of life!
>>5432769
C-Can you get me something lighter? I think I'm starting to feel it now...
>>5432687
>harder than any other game
You aint seen shit.
>>5432769
The only worthy thing offcourse, sex,drugs and alcohol.
>>5432769
>that ditto event
Fucking kek.
>>5432769
What? You suck.
>>5432690
ASSHOOOOOLE!
>>5432704
Fine, then.
>She climbs up the tank, and drops straight in with practiced ease. A few seconds later, it rumbles to life, and the main gun aims down and at the forest. A thin, white line of light comes out from the barrel.
>>5432715
You're a magician, surely you've got a spell for aches. Besides, I don't change, and do I'm not THAT little.
>>5432718
I don't see where I'd like him, even if he's old by human standards.
...And why would one person rambling change you that much?
>>5432510
That because you haven't been shafted by him.
>>5432799
Well, DUH. What else could I do??
>>5432690
Do what you want, it is no business of mine how idiotic you act in your freetime.
>>5432769
Don't be ridiculous, there's no such thing as a haunted hotel. Or a haunted anything for that matter.
>>5432799
Y'know what, I take back what I said earlier. I can't be rivals with someone without a power. Plus, losing your power is pretty worth respecting. You're alright, man.
>>5432687
This is actually pretty funny because the value of furries in the community have just passed the freeloaders who just complain by a mile.
>>5432769
Here's hoping that moron keeps paying me after I sell all his supplies online.
>>5432769
>>5432810
There are these things called banks, you know. Keeps the money safe so you don't blow it all on things like sex, drugs, and alcohol.
>>5432825
>Hoshi thinking he's in any place to talk about freeloaders.
hukyuk
>>5432802
Poor lewd games.
>>5432801
>>5432769
>Turns into naked pokemon and speaks in broken english
>>5432742
I thought of that, but it would have been to easy
>>5432769
A movie based on Duncan? Heh I can see it being a big hit among the edgy teenagers
Reigen stick with psychic powers please...
>>5432769
Mhm, "meditating"
>>5432780
>And I love it to...
>>5432687
>>5432825
this
furry haters hosting at all and me hosting again when?
>>5432712
Ok...Got any ink? or is this some new book that's going to burn my fingertip?
>>5432715
That sounds cool doesn't it? Imagine...None of the students will dare mess with a commando!
>>5432769
This is a very nice meal! Nothing like going out after spending all day preparing your room for inspection!
>>5432792
I believe I had already called you that,but yes.
And as your Commanding Officer, you should always refer to me as sir,understood!?
>>5432799
As will I...If you need any help,don't be afraid to ask!
>>5432821
Hmmm...very interesting. If only Dozle was here to see this. Well Rika you sure did blow my expectations out of the water. It's certainly better than anything the Federation has.
>>5432850
THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT A PRINCE!
>>5432850
I've got that engineer chick with the big tits to thank for this one!
>Fires a pointer, detonates it midair, doesn't realize he just killed an innocent woman
>>5432797
>I thought you were here longer than me for some reason. I joined back in December last year.
>>5432821
I'm sorry, I really don't know what to do about her. Maybe seeing her in action will give me an idea.
>>5432823
Thank you. I'd actually like to spar with you sometime, though. Just to make sure my swordsman skills are up to snuff.
>>5432850
Whoo! This is so fun!
>>5432855
>I love SRPGs, should I get it?
>>5432871
Same to you!
>>5432850
I'll keep watch just outside of the area.
Don't let any of that food go to waste.
>>5432855
>Pets
>>5432821
You mistake me, Rika. It was not rambling, but words of wisdom, shaped by political intrigue and sitting on the frozen north for more than 75 years of your life.
If anything, he'd be a far better conversation partner than ''that guy''
>He nods towards Alfred, god knows what HE is on about now.
>>5432850
>Her
I..thank you for the compliment, hostess.
>>5432850
Pretty bad when you lose to a man and his balls.
>>5432849
>he downs another drink despite not being old enough to drink
Someone *hic* lock me away...
>>5432850
So Palenstine, hows it...uh...we should talk later. You seem to be a bit busy...
>>5432821
Rule of comedy, Rika. Half of our mishaps back at home are played for comedic effect, so obviously, fate doesn't hate me too much. Sucks to be you, huh?
...I'm joking, of course. Fate just does whatever the hell he wants just because he can.
>>5432850
Obviously, the hero is the best fighter! No questions asked, dude!
>>5432850
EXORBITANT SALT PUNCH!
>>5432850
Are we done here?
>>5432769
It's so pretty tonight!
>>5432825
>gives a hug while she's here
>>5432850
Now, dont worry this task isnt a problem!
>>5432792
That was the grossest thing Paula had to do! I hope that worked!
>>5432871
Just put it there really hard. It's just a normal book Paula got from the police!
>>5432850
For the record, I never agreed to this.
>she punches him lightly
>>5432879
>weird, i also thought you joined after me
>>5432850
WHat the... does that make that guy a were-chicken or something?
Furry porn gets comfy with some based furfriends.
Please give them some money
S-Sorey?!! Really?
Man... to think I cheered you the first time you participated in Rigginsmania...
>>5432849
wow... thanks god i put original ditto in erp now...
>>5432879
>Yes...Yes you sohuld
>>5432850
...What the hell are you doing?
>>5432887
It will be fine
>gently takes your hands behind your back and handcuffs
>>5432842
being an asshole and wasting money on the best life has to offer is way better, dear.
>>5432850
i already was part of a show, a movie would be even greater.
it would be call "punk fists of fury"
>>5432932
Now if only someone could bring me some mayo.
>>5432932
Man, it sure is great to be American! Not even trying to put food up to my mouth is the BEST~!
>>5432932
Oh shit.
Please excuse the small cropping on the right side, well it's still understandable, but I will be careful now.
>>5432927
I'd fight Utsutsu in a pool of body oil desu
>>5432871
You think I paid attention to that? Anyway, I-
...
Sir? Yeaah, uh.. I'm good, thanks.
>>5432879
I'm down for it. I don't know how well I can do against a sword without using my powers, though. Wouldn't want to zap you into a coma or anything.
>>5432921
>He coughs, beating his hand on the ground to try and keep the vomit down.
It did! Urk.. It did work, but holy shit.. You didn't have to shove your entire hand in my mouth! I almost passed out!
>>5432932
Holy shit! It's a fucking Pikachu! I didn't even know these were in the wild! This should be an easy c-
>Dies
>>5432879
>It's a good game my friend. It's not FFT levels of good, but it is good for a fire emblem game in terms of gameplay.
>Story is shit though. All three of them.
>>5432881
The only thing more cancerous than furfags is the rwby shitters
>>5432932
Did I ever share with you the story of how my wife and I confessed our feelings to eachother.
..It's exactly as embarassing as it sounds.
>>5432850
Grraaaah...! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
>>5432792
Might makes right, in the end. It always has.
>>5432871
>Her voice crackles over a speaker
I haven't even actually done anything, jackass, it's called "pausing for dramatic effect". I wanted you to get a good look.
>>5432879
She dodges everything. EVERYTHING.
>>5432884
A newborn would be better than him, it's not like that's saying much. Besides, do I LOOK interested in politics?
>>5432892
Yeah, no shit. You think I hadn't noticed?
>>5432932
AND SCREW YOU TOO!
>>5432932
>stares at a wall on his bed thinking
>>5432763
Female soldiers have their own special charm. I will make sure to remember when I review my passive magical protection charms for my next class.
>>5432791
Oh, I don't really discriminate when it comes to people, but loud and blonde never were the type to be aweful in social situations, were they?
>>5432799
If there were only a way to contact the ones that have left afar. If I do see her, I will let you know. What does she look like?
>>5432801
I AM young and full of life! Youth is not an age, it's a state of mind. I can be hip and cool and make potions with exciting colors like the rest of you rascals!
>>5432821
I'm not very versed in white magic than I am in black magic. Now that I think about it, choosing the white magic path would have been easier on me later in life.
>>5432871
I would rather teach with love, not yelling and shaved heads!
>>5432932
Well that escalated quickly
>>5432850
>>5432882
Don't try anything funny, I'm more than ready to turn you two into swiss cheese.
>>5432932
Crap, knew one of those creeps was up to something.
A question, is it true that in some games, winners get a wish granted to them?
>>5432932
Hey...if you have some food, I'll give you a good time~
>>5432981
Again, you are missing the po -
Nevermind what I said. Think what you want about him, but one hour of sitting and listening to his counsel has taught me a lot.
>>5432998
....No
>>5432998
>HG having that level of imagination
Ha ha no