Zootopia General: OP accidentally puts in the wrong date for

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>>5410379
God, I know.

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>>5410379

>>5410443
I still don't understand how one can be cuckolded when one isn't in a relationship.

>>5410379


I'm not alone... wifey is next to me.

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reshill because critters is just starting

Sup, anons, rain kno(t)cked my power out so i'm late!

Would you like to watch some movies tonight ?

The line up for the movies is as follows:

Critters
Gremlins
Tremors
and as always, Zootopia.

all in all, a bunch of movies about cute harmeless creatures!


Grab your drinks, snacks and get comfy with some movies!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc

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>>5410379
You don't have to be alone, you can draw Weaver or Becca fucking your OC. Or both of them turning your OC into a rotisserie vixen

>>5410477

Huh. When did Mead draw this?

>>5410473
cuck

>>5410470
Oh, a wild Tegaki. Nice.

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>>5410516

>>5410502

around may
http://mistermead.tumblr.com/post/144624618946/something-of-an-addendum-to-the-movie-night-comic

>>5410473
Anyone have that tweet Byron made confirming jack and sky(e) to be a couple?

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>>5410477

>>5410512
Hm, hm, nope, still not getting it.

Are you... are you saying that I'm in a relationship with nothing? And you're fucking nothing? Because you shouldn't be so hard on yourself like that, anon.

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>reminder that Beaver and Raccoonfag now share a common goal of creeping on Hugh the skunk

>>5410572
cuck

>>5410534

Ah, I figured it was either really recent or really old. Thanks for that.

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>>5410562
we're not worthy

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>>5410470
>>5410562
>>5410516
You're a weirdo

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>>5410570

>>5406998
>>5407055
But those pics are Finnick/Weaselton.

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>>5410533

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>>5410551
This one?

>>5410456
So when is Dora going to find out whether the rumor about the well-hung ram is true or not?
She needs evidence! Photos! Molds of his dick!

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>>5410379
I like being alone

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>>5410610
open-world zootopia game when

>>5410624
Brilliant

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>>5410630
2/2

tegaki duel going on ?

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Tegaki's lines seem different tonight...

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>All this tegaki
I'm smiling and I don't know why, but I'm happy like this

>>5410650
tegaki vs replyanon in an art-to-the-death

>>5410587
Wait..! I think I almost got it that time!

Just, once more. Whisper it softly, in my ear.

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>>5410592
:DDDDDDDD

>>5410632
>Molds of his dick!

That would make for a fun story:
>Dora buys an injection mold machine and decides to make "locally sourced" dildos
>Needs body casts of local dongs
>Remmy wakes up to find Charlie and Betty tying him down to his bed and holding a bucket of plaster.

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>>5410669

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>>5410624

>>5410661
This Friday!
ONLY ON /trash/
Ask your local ISP about our packages.

*posting on /trash/ may cause the follwing effects: constant shitposting, memeing and cucking.

>Fandom is built up around movie
>Fandom does NOT get so embroiled in its Original the Characters and remembers the original characters of the movie, even expanding upon them and including them in discussions nigh constantly

Man, you guys sure know how to fandom.

>>5410687
>by 9 inches is actually a 2-inch dong with that tentacle thing being 7.5 inches

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>>5410669
>>5410694
truly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjaqrPpdQYc

>>5410687
>>5410707
???

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>>5410656

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>>5410599

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>>5410653

>>5410779
real tegaki's have curves

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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

>>5410630
>>5410642

These were fake, right?

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I'm a little hot and bothered at the moment - can someone reccommend a good m/m fic in the pastebin?
muchas gracias.

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>>5410752
Oh my, I received my first tegaki! Yes!

>>5410804

yeah
a quick twitter tag search for those tags easily proves they never existed

>>5410804
Yea, you can check his twitter yourself. Theres no tweets on July 27

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>>5410700

>>5410804
Yep.Look at the date.

>>5410792
>Jerboas are for lewd! FOR LEWD!

>>5410804
he deleted them

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>>5410835
Where are the lewds?

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>>5410779
>Somebody's holding tegaki hostage and forcing them lie at gunpoint
Not tegaki

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>>5410779

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>>5410788
ppppppppffffphpthhfph :p xDD

>>5410792
:3

>>5410815
Savage and the Savage.

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>>5410880

>>5410838

no he didn't

one, he'd have no reason to
and two
i checked THE DAY THESE FAKES WERE POSTED

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So Zootopians, would you want to have a tiny rodent husbando/waifu, or would you rather be the tiny rodent?

>>5410875
Rolling

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>>5410875
what's this roll for ? dick rolls ? bunny cunny rolls ? the size of a sandwich ?

Explain yourself.

>>5410662
Cuck

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>>5410893
Dats cute

>>5410901
he deleted them

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>>5410925
Well, I'm getting ready for my date with a field mouse right now, so...

Speaking of which, does this look okay?

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>>5410855

>>5410945

he didn't delete them the minute the fakes were posted, which was when i checked first, m8.

Just give up.

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>>5410880

>>5410934
nick's reaction to your dick

>>5410961
he deleted them

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>>5410662
>>5410936

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>>5410662

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>>5410955

Depends, are you going on a date in a bookstore?

>>5410967

damn, got me

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>>5410967

...And I'm sure you have evidence to prove this claim of yours?

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>>5410955
You look great, I hope your date goes well.

Are you seeing a buck or a doe?

>>5410958
CUTE!

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>>5410870

>>5410983
A coffee shop, actually. This is the most casual thing I own.

>>5410995
Thank you. And he's a buck.

>>5410379
>(Submissions are due Sep. 28)

it's 29.

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>>5410573
Ha, that's great.

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>>5411005
Gay little rodents are the cutest.

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>>5410925
Tiny is best.

>>5411034
Gay shota squirrel incest when?

>>5410875
rollin'

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>>5410968
I have discovered more lines on the parchment

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Hey ya'll, its yer friendly neighborhood Pastebun Anon here, any new fics?

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>>5411045
But they're fully grown bucks. Little doesn't mean young.

>>5411059
A new Pack Street chapter

>>5411045
Incest is solely for Nick.

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>>5411057

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>>5410958

>>5410993
he deleted them

>>5411081
No cucking allowed

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>>5410875

>>5410968
>>5411057
>>5411076
I dunno why, but seeing these pics gave me the image of the kid from Neverending Story doing the scene where he shouts the empress' name, only for it to be "cucking meme" instead of "moon child".

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>>5411076

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>>5411106
Draw more gay faggots being homosexual.

>>5411113
Cuck

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>>5410827

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>>5411162

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>>5411106

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>>5411177
;3
>>5411175
^^
>>5411162
:D :3

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>>5411177
Police Judy is about to fucking murder sunbather judy

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ded

>>5410925
I'd prefer a gf a foot or two taller desu senpai

>>5411015
Judy learns the facts of life.

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>>5411177

I like how Nick only has eyes for the Judy in the swimsuit.

>>5411177
When will the lewd begin? Sunbather Judy is ready to fuckin GO

>>5411018
Its the 23rd

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>>5411129

>>5411337
He looks more like he's staring at nothing/between his feet trying to keep track of all of them/think about what the hell he's supposed to do

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hey guys, fanart here. does anyone have tutorials on how to draw tigers? i'm sure i could figure it out but i was wondering if there were any good tutorials already floating around.

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>>5411317
Smaller is better, but I guess it would be nice to be able to fit inside her.

>>5411357
its 2016
cmon anons

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>>5411371
find picture of tiger
draw what you see

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>>5411369

Sure, anon. Whatever floats your boat.

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>>5411365
That's gay. GAY!

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Zootopia Bleach

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>>5411128

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>>5411418
Weaboos need to leave.

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>>5411371

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New comic!

Previous pages here: http://imgur.com/a/62eVu

>>5410573
I'm gonna have to draw a few silly things to go along with this in the future.

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>>5411455
>Auto

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>>5411426

Judy is the master of the mixed message.

>>5411398
What does the weight of the water displaced by the /ztg/ cruise ship have to do with this

>>5411466
The plot THICKENS

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>>5411371
>>5411476

>>5411481
>sexypaws.png

>>5411426
I love Nick's worried, almost frighten look in this one.

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>>5411481
I want to sniff and lick those pretty paw pads

>>5411426
>True Love
Is this what it looks like?

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>>5411426

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>>5411481
>>5411503

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>>5411371

Yo. Have some official(?) references.

>>5411426
>"You see, that's what this machine does. It's cucking life."

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>>5411537

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>>5411503
>>5411521
>>5411533

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>>5411533
There's no way Byron doesn't have a paw fetish. We already know he's a gay furfag.

even request
odd study

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>>5410606

Didn't really notice until now. I am perfectly ok with that pairing, too.

>>5411600
More huge mammal/tiny mammal stuff

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>>5411418

>>5411600
PAWS

>>5411600
Nick and Judy wrestling.

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>>5411605
The world needs more tube dude lewds.

zooptoopaloop is my favoopaloop mammamamlaamlamalmalamalamalamal movie

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>>5411648

I agree

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>>5411600
Seconding this >>5411626
Possibly combined with >>5411628

>>5411600
DesxMolly please

>>5411648
more lewds of unlewded OCs too

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>>5411665
Travis is cute! CUTE!

>>5411600
draw a picture of Nick and Judy studying the stuff you need to study, with one of them explaining a detail to the other

So you are, in effect, drawing to study/studying by drawing

>>5411714
If I learn anything tonight I'm gonna be livid

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>>5411676
Funny you should mention them.

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>>5411600

Draw the famous rodent boxer, Rocky Jerboa.

>>5411455
>>5411476
>>5411537

this is some good stuff i'll be saving to my resources folder! thanks!

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>>5411748

>>5411744
why desmond got that black man lip?

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>>5411748
But really, jerboas are the cutest.

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>>5411600
Excellent taste right here >>5411669

>>5411600

combine >>5411669 with >>5410955 to fulfill >>5411682

Jerboas aren't that cute tbqh

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>>5411772

>>5411794
The legs are kinda freaky. BB's drawings were cute tho

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>>5411794
Look at this little happy hopper and say that again.

>>5411794
This desu

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New blind read through!

Henry Gorden might have had a rough night, but not as rough as the impala murder victim. He's off to the morgue to see what new information they can gather. Will Henry be right in his prediction that this is all leading to a larger conspiracy? Will Victoria be able to keep her beloved city from tearing itself apart? Do you think kids watch mature-rated television shows at 7AM on the Nocturnal television networks? Find out in Wandering Paw Prints through the Mulberry Bush, chapter 4, by Magonel!

Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7666555/chapters/18348928

Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/wandering-paw-prints-through-the-mulberry-bush-ch4

How has everyone been today? Tell me everything that I've missed! And tell me why there's a tegaki war going on!

>>5411821
That's barely even a jerboa. Looks more like a bunny with a long tail.

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The movies continue!

Critters have been dealt with, up net we have
Gremlins.

The movie starts in 10 minutes!

after that:
Tremors
and as always, Zootopia.


Grab your drinks, snacks and get comfy with some movies!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/64R4gXjETFc

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>>5411856
> Looks more like a bunny with a long tail.

It's a long eared jerboa. They look exactly like a cross between a bunny and a mouse.

>>5411730
China lost control of its space station and it's going to crash into the Earth next year

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>>5411854
I'm drunk for the first time and it's pretty neat.

I understand why people do this

>>5410976
There's that image again

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Hey guys I was on a few days ago looking for advice on a deer I met in the gym. You were all rather insistent that she was coming on to me so I took your advice and asked her out, we're going on a date tomorrow.

Thing is I'm terrible with dates, and whats more I don't eat out at all really and have no idea where to take her or even a clear understanding of what deer even eat. I thought about a movie but the only thing really worth seeing right now is a predator horror flick and that would probably be in poor taste.

Do deer have any customs I should be aware of? Would it be inappropriate to nibble on her?

>>5411901
>Pic of Judy being against underage drinking

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>>5411854
Holy shit comic thanks a a million!!!!

>>5411901
Bunanon is dead timeline when?

I need me a grizzled old red.

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>>5411901

Good. Now drink until you learn why people don't drink.

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>>5411466
Oh boy! I love this comic so far!

>>5411901
Hey, that's awesome! Doing fun stuff while inebriated, like driving or operating heavy machinery?

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>>5411600
>>5411626
>>5411669
>>5411787
The best.

>>5411466
>cuck sidestep
Maxine was getting interested and she almost got scared off.

Good to see he's not a two-timer.

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>>5411940
I'm going to apologize out of the bat for not having a ton of constructive criticism, but this chapter was just damn fun. I wracked my brain, but other than surface level grammar and stuff, it was primo.

Hope at least the "what I liked" section helps out, since there was very little in the "what could be improved"!

>>5411936
>Taking a deer to a horror flick
Unless it sounds awesome to her, I'd probably just go with a semi-expensive restaurant. They have some really nice ones for couples in nocturnal district.

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>>5411854
Heyo Comic. I've wanted to ask you something about the VR market. Namely, what's your take on this Palmer Luckey hubbub? I personally laughed my ass off at all the immense temper tantrum the press threw. They're not even pretending to have journalistic integrity.

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>>5411938
shjhhhhhh

uts fine

>>5411943
uhhh,

no

>>5411944
I am tempted to have another drink, but I'm waiting a little so I don't puke or anytihng

>>5411946
Talking with friends and sitting around

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>>5411999
No problem VR, listening to it now

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>>5411901
>>5411938

>>5411944
>Waiting for final season.gif

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>>5411864
Requesting source before the "source?" guy does.

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>>5412030

>>5412030
Oh my god, tipsy Bunanon is fucking adorable.

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>>5412030
I remember my first morning after...you should drink more

>>5411744
This new?

>>5412093

That rabbit is dead. Rigor mortis has even set in.

>>5412063
https://twitter.com/raizinnDX/status/777900033924435969

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>>5412029
Hubbub about Palmer?

Uh... literally the only interaction I've ever had with Palmer is that I saw him at E3 and gave him a shirt and a printed out 3D sculpture of a character in our game. He seems cool! I have my problems with some of the Oculus backend and I think they should have waited till the end of the year to release, but... I honestly have no idea what he has done or said that you're talking about?

If you have more information, I'd love to hear it!

>>5412030
Nice! Have fun with your friends, do awesome drunk stuff, remember to drink a glass of water for every drink, and take your whiskey neat!

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>>5411995
No, he's not a cheater. He does have other character flaws, but everyone does.

>>5411946
Thank you!

>>5411487
Sort of, I suppose!

I'm not sure how many pages of this 'issue' are left, but I'm getting to the point where I first got stumped (I've got a bit more now}

>>5412111
>that rabbit is dead
yeah, now you're gonna tell me Robin Williams is dead too

>>5411309
There can be only one!

>>5412149
What animal would Robin be in zootop?

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>>5412106
>I remember my first morning after

So, you're saying you didn't drink enough.

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>>5412161
A+

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>>5412160

A genie, duh.

>>5412160
Platypus or yak.

Either hairy or goofy, depending on what element you want to focus.

>>5412106
I'm drinking water for a bit.

>>5412093
t-tthanks

>>5412131
>whiskey
it's hard lemonade

it was two bottles of hard lemonade

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>>5412131
>If you have more information, I'd love to hear it!
Boy, are you in for a laugh. Here, pick any of 88 (and counting) articles.

https://ghostbin.com/paste/7mne8

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>>5411398

don't you mean floats your stoat?

>>5412161
I've managed that exactly one time. That was one time too many.

Pleasantly Tipsy>>>>Blackout Drunk

Someone post that screenshot of the school bully walking around with his mouse boyfriend in his underwear.

>>5412221

Stoats don't float, though. They kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo

>>5412222
confirmed

>>5412160
A regular human, where do you think that board game that I can assure you isn't getting a sequel sent him?

>>5412160
A moose

>>5412204
>lemonlade
Wew. You must be a teeny tiny person

>>5412244
Even when violently murdering, stoats are cute af

>>5412307
no it was alcohol mixed with piss
we call that lemonade here

>>5412244

>implying stoats cant float

found the non-stoat

>>5412307
She is a teeny tiny person

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>>5412204
>two bottles of hard lemonade
>and you're drunk

Ah, they're so adorable when they're inexperienced. YO LIVER GON' LEARN, SON!

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>>5412206
>No Economist article
No wonder I haven't heard nuthin' about it...

Seems funny though, but not something I'm interested in. I guess I understand why other people are interested in it, but its his money and he can do what he wants with it.

I don't usually talk politics, but I will say this:

Reddit

is

dumb.

So I don't care.

Now what I want to know is who is secretly funding the campaign to lewd VRbit. That maniac needs to be stopped! I bet its the person who made the View-Master! The fiend!

This was a good fucking chapter for Remmy x Charlie shippers.

>>5412131
Whiskey shouldn't be taken at all.
Whisky, on the other hand is God's own drink.

Neat is good, but a small amount of room temperature water is permissible, it creates a chemical reaction that release new and interesting flavors.

Cask strength should always be served with water, it's specifically designed for it, and drinking it neat will make the alcohol taste overpowering, and block out the flavors.

Swirling and lightly blowing on the drink before consumption isn't a bad idea. Again, you're removing excess alcohol. Whisky is a sipping drink, it's meant to be tasted and enjoyed; if you just want to get shitfaced, a low to mid grade vodka is better (high grade vodka's, of course, loop back to being a sipping drink. Their flavors are extremely subtle, but are there, and usually quite pleasant.)

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>>5412307
5'3" 107lbs

i am teensy

>>5412331
wot

>>5412344
Tipsy is more accurate

anyways I'll stop drunk shitposting now it's not what the thread wants to see

I guess, idk

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>>5412204
>two bottles

>>5412331
Coors?

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>>5412381
IT WAS ME

I LEWDED THE VRBIT ALL ALONG

and also the comicanon

>>5411015
Wait, which update is this panel from??

>>5412420
Bud Light.

>>5412420
any Americuckkk beer

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>>5412381
>>5412424
I lewded the VRBit

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>>5412226
This one?

>>5412427
its a comic they just posted

>>5412459
>>5412424
No, I'm Spartacus!

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>>5412392
>I'm actually attracted to smaller women
This needs to stop
>>5412390
Straight vodka pussys. Drinking should suck going down and the morning after

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>>5412390
I wish I could learn more about whisky... I don't do well drunk at all, though, so I'll have to settle with slowly becoming a coffee aficionado.

Someday I'll get back on the alcohol bandwagon...

What is your opinion on Manhattans and Old Fashions and Godfathers? If I ever had to have a mixed drink, I would fall back on those.

>>5412424
>>5412459
>>5412488
...Is there anyone who HASN'T lewded the VRbit?

>>5410875
Rolling

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>>5412381
I agree on all counts, he should be free to do it, I just find it funny that, well, the media as a whole doesn't think so. They're acting like he funded the March on Rome or something.

>>5412550
I actually haven't, I just made nose twitching edits

>>5412492
If you find straight vodka to suck going down, you've had shitty vodka.

Also, vodka tends to be around 80 proof, about equal with your average whisky/whiskey. Not bad, but nothing special. You really want to get drunk, schnapps. Shit tends to be between 80-100 proof, but with very little alcohol flavor. It makes it difficult to realize just how much you're taking in.

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>>5412550
I haven't lewded him.

>>5412460
>You will never be out in public with your little mouse boyfriend discreetly pleasuring you.

Life is a disappointment.

>>5411936
>>5412017
Actually, don't take her to nocturnal. Take her somewhere crowded so she'd at least feel safe dating a pred. Then again I'm not sure what happened before

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>>5412392

>>5298841
>no seriously i didnt expect it to turn out like this.png
>>5388759
>When the thread burned because of it, it's hard to resist the allure of more delicious tears.

>Bogo had gathered his best officers in the Bullpen for a meeting.
>"This is Agent Savage from the ZIA." The chief spoke, gesturing to the hare standing next to him.
>"Some of you have worked with him before," Bogo nodded to Nick and Judy. "those who haven't will become acquainted with him over the next few days."
>It was a training program meant to reinforce ties between the ZPD and ZIA, and make joint operations in the future nun smoother.
>While Bogo and Jack talked about what would be going on over the next few days Nick casually placed his arm across the back of Judy's chair while smirking at the stripped hare.
>Jack subtly shook his head and rolled his eyes but otherwise ignored the fox.
>"Another agent will be joining us today, to act as your drill instructor this afternoon- Ah, here she is now." Bogo gestured towards the door as the other agent entered.
>All eyes in the room fell on the stunning vixen as she gracefully strode across the room to stand between Bogo and Jack.
>Nick's grin slowly turned into a sad frown as he lowered his head to his desk.
>He could hear the murmurs of the other officers. Hushed lewd comments abounded and Nick clenched his eyes shut tighter and groaned inwardly at each one.
>Jack placed a paw on the vixen's shoulder. "This is my partner, Agent Wilde."
>Judy leaned towards Nick and whispered. "You never told me she was ZIA. Well, neither did she, but you could have mentioned it."
>Bogo and the agents continued laying out the itinerary, while some of the other officers found better things to worry about.
>Wolford and Delgato leaned forward and spoke in low voices.
>"Hey Nick, you never told us you had a sister."
>"Yeah, how come we never heard of your smoking hot sister before today?"
>The two mammals chuckled behind the fox as Nick sighed turned his head to the side to respond.
>"That's not my sister. That's my mom."
cont

So that one fic, Death Becomes You, updated:

We got a little insight as to how the evil immigrant bats make people catatonic via constant orgasm.
We got to (finally) see how Judy got to be in the state that she was in at the very beginning of this shitshow- being drained of blood on a daily basis by a female bat, and force-fed chunks of Dawn Bellwether.
Jack Savage and Mai (still don't know who the fuck that is) and Nala (Judy's daughter, who is biologically Jack's but legally Nick's) are unable to cut through the polar bear's fat to get Judy out of his stomach. So instead they just hack off his lower jaw, and form a bunny chain to pull Judy out of his stomach via his esophagus. They're running away out of Zootopia now. Judy's still buck naked, no time to put on any clothes to make an escape.
We're getting closer and closer to some SavageHopps here. Which means Nick will soon be back in the picture. Dramabomb incoming.

>>5412626

Oh hi, /tg/.

>>49484481

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>>5410379
>ztarchive.com
H-holy shit
This is why I need to look at what the OP post actually says in a general

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>>5411794
I guess Im out then!

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>>5412662
>TIL cross-board posting doesn't work on /trash/. Or maybe it just doesn't work when drunk.

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>>5412591
It was you!?

I should have known!!!

>>5412606
There is one rule of /ztp/ and its Do Not Lewd The VRbit.

Follow that rule and everything will be fine.

Also I love Percy and he's my favorite <3

I have to get going everyone! Be back later tonight! Love you all!

>>5412699
If you meant to link /tg/...


>>>/tg/49484481

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So I was walking home from work, and I saw this in the window of a store. Pretty neat that they could get the license to show it.

>>5412643
>stripped hare
whoops

>The wolf and lion exchanged surprised looks.
>"You serious?" Delgato asked.
>"Yup" Nick answered. "That's me ol' mum, Vivian Wilde."
>"I'd still hit it." Wolford offered.
>"No doubt." Delgato agreed.
>The two officers commented back and forth about how exactly how they would like to hit it.
>"I'd give her some instructions on drilling."
>"Advanced physical fitness examination."
>"She could demonstrate her best seduction techniques on us."
>"Some joint operations in the back of the records department."
>"Lessons on penetrating the enemy's rear defenses."
>"Hey, bet you 50 bucks I get her screaming my name by the end of the day."
>"You're on."

>Technically Delgato won the bet. She did scream his name. And everyone else's too.
>"MOVE Delgato you dickless fuck! Get over that wall!"
>"Wolford you will run this course correctly or I will skull-fuck you with a porcupine!"
>"Hopps if you hesitate at that corner again I will hoist you up that flagpole by your ears!"
>"Wilde! Get off the ground and keep running before I spray so much fox-repellent up your ass McHorn will start carrying you on his belt!"
>"What are you laughing at Higgins? If you have time to laugh you have time to crawl under the barbed wire again! Move it shit-stain!"
>"...good hustle, Clawhauser."

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>>5412719
>Bounce House

>>5412719
>bounce house
You mean a jump junction?

>>5412694
That's a cute jerboa.

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>>5412626
shhhhhhh

i'm too drunk to really gice a shit

>>5412492
stop what?

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>>5412719
>bounce house

>>5412721
>>"...good hustle, Clawhauser."
10/10

>>5412704
VRbit just needs to be shown how knotting can feel good after all

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>>5412719
>Bounce house

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>>5412719
You should totally go

>>5412550
Always drink it from a dram glass! They're shaped to bring your nose into a close, confined space with the whisky. Because smell is so linked to taste, this helps enhance the experience. The smell by itself, called the bouquet, is generally very nice in and of itself to boot!

The nice thing about whisky is how versatile it is; you have everything from gentle Dalwhinnie to somewhat sweeter Balvenie all the way to Laphroaig (a campfire in a peatbog, with hints of salt spray), there's something for everyone.

That being said, I'd recommend Glenlivet or Glenfiddich (12 years for both) for everyday use. They're popular for a reason; they may not be the best whisky out there, but they're good, and relatively cheap (~$27-$32 a bottle).

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>>5412719
>face painting

>>5412651
I'm really not sure how I feel about that fic. It's like, the writer has legit talent, but the premise feels kinda...dumb.

And a lot of it feels contrived, and done more for "how shocking/grimdark can I make this"

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>>5412769
>less than 3 drinks

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>>5412719

>>5412876
>Its time to stop
I think that means its the opposite.

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>>5412769

I'll match your drinks with tequila shots.

Will probably do more then 2 though.

Also oh yeah 2 more doujins are on the way thread, woo woo. Again not lewd, for whatever reason they are more rare.

>>5412926
What's your opinion of that raccoon who tried to steal your princess bun?

>>5412821
those were happier days.

>>5412867
I jumped around a bit, chapter to chapter and read a part where some big mammal kills a possum by using them as a literal cock-sleeve.

I said, "Uh." and stopped reading.

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>>5412951

>Tried

With how much he stalks Beav I never had any worries.

Also at 3 shots now.

>>5412757
Around here they're called Floaty Uppy Bubbly Boinkers.

>>5412651
I tend to forget about this fic, only to read it and think "the reason I forget about this fic is because it keeps shifting too much". Sometimes it is hard to keep up with what is actually happening. I really hope there is little to no drama and the one-sided SavageHopps doesn't play that big of a role. So far Judy has shown no interest in Jack (unless I overlooked a part, point out anywhere I may have missed) while Jack seems to be somewhat smitten with her for some reason.

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>>5412769
quit being cute

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>>5412953
Just looking through old saved pics

>>5412961
The fuck.

Too bad. Like I said, there's some legit talent there; I thought the pre-ruin/standard romcom stuff was well written, and I'd have loved to see more of it. I wish the author didn't go all "3edgy5me"

i just slsipped roofs iiin waeaversda drinskl

>>5412109
Just drawn today, yes

>>5413007
You mean a Flotation Inflation?

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>>5412821
>>5412953
Uhh, anon...

>>5412867
The premise is extremely stupid, and it's entirely way too contrived. I'm nearly 100% certain that Judy is going to fuck Savage at some point just for Nick to walk in on them despite being held captive by the bats. He escaped them (somehow) and survived (somehow) long enough to see his wife get banged by the rabbit that provided the knuckle children for his daughter.
Then as Judy tries to catch up with Nick, she's going to see him heroically sacrifice himself so that Judy, Jack and their daughter can escape- and Nick's going to die brutally right in front of her for added shock value.
Bonus points if his severed head or tail flies out and smacks Judy right in the noggin.

>>5413027
No, a Space Walk

>>5413050
You mean a Solar Stroll?

>>5413029
Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>5413064
Nono, a Lunar Turf

>>5413029
Oh neato, haven't seen this one

>>5413050
It is called a Jump Castle, obyvatel'skiy