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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

4th for cuck

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float for stoat

>>5402661
Do all stoats float?

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>>5402661

stoat for float

>>5402665

of course, anon
but only when no non-stoats are around.

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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

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and one more float stoat for good measure

>>5402696
Maybe that's why Marty hates Remmy, one more non stoat to keep him afloat.
Literally dragging him down.

>>5402725

fucking non-stoats
now how he is he supposed to reach things on the top shelf if he can't float up there?
fuckin'...

of course charlie is in on the secret
so marty can float around his own apartment

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>mfw more mead this weekend

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post thing that make you happy or laugh

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>>5402785

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>>5402785

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>>5402633
A humanoid with 80% of its height being legs is not cute, anon

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>>5402819

i need more honey and judy
greentexters! writefags! I challenge thee!

Two cakes mode: even if someone else is already doing one, do one yourself.

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>>5402824
Yes it is.

>Judy will never abuse her authority as an officer of the law and sit on your face and force you to eat her out

>>5402887
>forced female-on-male rimming
yes please

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>>5402887
Look at this glorious ass. LOOK AT IT!

>>5402887

What about instead of Judy it was Nick? I'd much prefer that.

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>>5402991

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>>5402887
I'd rather her rim me.
>Judy Hopps
>First bunny officer of the ZPD
>Top of her class
>Pride of her family
>Hero and inspiration of Zootopia
>Using her tongue to service my asshole
That'd be sweet.

>>5403032
Get out of here Nick
Go shitpost on your fox incest imageboards faglord

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>>5402995

>See this ass come pressing down on your face
>Hear his sarcastic, somewhat taunting words
>Use youe teeth to tug down his panties and start servicing his asshole

Unf.

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>>5403062

>It's a rimming thread
Well alright then

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>>5403006
Good taste, anon, good taste.

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>>5403077
the greatest thread of its kind

>>5403077
Tell me your fetish, anon. If it is not too hardcore, I should have an image for it.

>>5403089
Nono anon, I'm happy with rimming. I don't think anyone wants a rape thread at this time of day.

>>5403089
Interspecific pregnancy.

>>5403104
How about... rape rimming?
...with consensual confirmation?

>>5403117
>Interspecific

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>>5403104
Seems right. Have this one then, on the house.
>>5403117
I will search for something.

So long as its a rim thread, anybody got that Nobby one where Nick rims Judy?

>>5403122
That sounds very non-rapey anon

>still no porn involving a little rodent in Judy's vagina.

FIX THIS

>>5403134
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interspecific_pregnancy

Not hybridization.

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In memory of a departed character:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck

>I'm a bunny and I 'd been really sad,
>Until I met a fox who I'll just call Red.
>Our real names do not matter,
>Because I've come to say goodbye.

>Before I met Red I could be a bit wary,
>But that all changed when I gave him my cherry.
>It was one thing that I'll never regret,
>Because it makes me wetter.

>Took Red's Shaft
>Sowed his oats.
>I couldn't think,
>Just what a bloke,
>I'm glad he gave me a poke,
>I took the knot.
>I took the knot.

>fic where Judy volunteers herself to be swallowed whole and naked by a polar bear under the assumption he will spit her back out
>everyone expects him to renege on the deal
>someone, everyone is still shocked when he reveals that his plan is to digest her alive after he swallows her and she's trapped in his stomach

>>5403198
Ah yeah, Death Becomes You. That fic still weirds me out, I have no idea where it is going with its constant shifts in time.

>>5403198
dude you okay?

>>5403242
It's like watching a multi-car pileup happening in slow motion. And most of the cars are already on fire

>>5402785
how does he run his business if he cant go inside

>>5403243
Kind of weirded out by this fic that's gone completely off the rails but otherwise fine. Why?

>>5403171
Cucker

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>>5403171

>>5403171
So are they gone for realzies or just AWOL?

>>5402594
And who is this character?

>>5403429
Bunanon confirmed that the character is pretty much done with, but they're still writing other stuff.

>>5403429
Apparently retired for good.

I just wanted to do something to commemorate them.

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>>5403491
>>5403495
I understand, but it still hurts

>>5403429
For realzies. She came on yesterday and said she just ran out of options for the character and she's hanging it up.

>>5403471
probably some badger nobody cares about


>certainly not Nick

>>5403547
Please, Nick would never secretly harbor feelings for a badger like that to the point that he winds up pushing her away for fear of getting too close.

>>5403514
"Delicious tears" - Bunanon

>>5403561
Yeah. To him she's just another cum&dump

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>>5403568
Why couldn't she return our love? SHE KEKED US

Does anyone have that picture Weaver did of the Weavelope raping Bunanon?

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>>5402633
>>5402868
I wish I had a cute little jerboa husband

>>5403570
kind of hot really, just leaving her there on the bed, pussy still filled with cum while he fixes his tie and heads off

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>>5403651
Here ya go, anon.

>>5403690
>fixing his tie
I laughed.

>>5403699
Thanks anon!

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What is the best fetish and why is it size difference?

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>>5403684
this new?
because this is kyute!
CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVKuVw-X_c8

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>>5403739
>Why is it size difference?
Bigger paws

>>5403739
I really like size difference, but only in the small scale. Like 2 feet or less of difference. Still good.

>>5403242
>>5403262
>>5403275

Here is another weird fic, a one shot. Confuses the fuck out of me honestly.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12160438/1/I-Still-Think-of-Her-Occasionally

>>5403634
Because most people lack the will or guts to see things to completion.

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>>5403747
It's from the previous thread.

>>5403757
Size difference and paws are a great combo.

>>5403780
Depending on the size of the smaller partner 2 feet can be a huge size difference.

>>5403854
>Yeast infection waiting to happen.

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>>5403854
Tiny rodents are the best.

>>5403877
>Vanilla Cream
>Yeast

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>>5403854
As much as I like size stuff, do we really wanna go back down the path of generic furry smut?

>Every wants to have a tiny rodent
>Nobody wants to BE the tiny rodent

Am I really so degenerate?

>>5403915
Yes. But then, who here isn't

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>>5403896
Gideon is for Travis only.

>>5403903
You don't know how yeast infections work, do you?

>>5403926
Are there any warm and cozy pictures of themjust kissing?

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I still like this stupid crossover idea.

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>>5403915
I would love to be the tiny rodent too, but I just want a tiny husband more.

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>>5403943
None that I know of.

>>5403927
Explain how flavoured sugar causes a hormanal imbalance.

>>5403903
>>5403927
>>5403998
yall niggas are now aware a yeast infection is a fungal infection of the vagina

>>5403998
sugar feeds the bacteria in the vagoo

>>5403998
Yeast is found naturally in the vagina. Sugar is a food source for that yeast.

Pretty simple, fampai.

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>>5403699
I want to be raped like this... Please post cuddles, I need them

>>5404034
>Candida yeast
>Canidae

>>5404037
You mean the yeast?
Because that might almost kinda make sense.
But active yeast isn't the same as yeast infection.

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>>5404059
Comfy comfy

>>5404037
>bacteria
fungi
diabetes does increase risk, but thats because of the immune system being weakened, as HIV/AIDS, etc also increase risk

Anyone got the screencap of the bully and his mouse boyfriend?

>>5404065
A yeast infection is a rapid increase in the population of Candida, often caused by a weakened immune system, or an increase in food.

Sticking a large amount of sugar in your crotch would cause a fungal bloom.

>>5404094
>rings
Beautiful

>>5404096
Can you use vagoo yeast to ferment?

>>5404111
no, thats not how this works
but you can take the mucousy, snot-clot period blood and put it into cupcakes for womynz pride

>>5404111
No, they're different types of fungus.

Some have added to the regular yeast, but seriously. No, don't do that.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/content?oid=23587

>>5404130
But if its literally yeast and alive by sugar, then all it needs is liquid to ferment.

>>5404110
the tail action is what does it for me.

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what if humans were to make contact with zootopia and the zootopians learned about our history and the way we treat other animals?
would they hate us,or just not care because our animals are dumb savages
pic related

>>5404141
But that link is literally pro using vagoo yeast.
Maybe Vagoo Mead would work...

>>5404142
That's a different fucking species of yeast you fucking retard

>>5404164
Haha, I remember this being discussed

>>5404164
They'd likely want to study our animals as a surrogate for their own ancestors.

>>5404180
Not according to this link >>5404141
It'd work.

>>5404142
Nah, it can actually ruin wine for instance.

I don't think it produces the right stuff to make a good beer.

Think of it like different kinds of plant. Just because you can make beer out of barley, doesn't mean you can make beer out of oak.

>>5404164
The Muslims would proceed to wage a holy war on the demons and exterminate them.

>>5404200
>let me eat something cooked with a harmful fungus
just go eat it raw and get a natural taste

>>5404164
>"You sick freaks!
>"Officer Hopps, have you ever even tried 5 Guys?"
>"Well no, of course not!"
>"Don't you think it's a bit unfair to knock it before you've tried it?"


>"Human Earth is awesome everybody!"

And that's how Judy Hopps aquired a taste for sweet, succulent cow flesh.

>>5404170
>>5404200
Notice how they mention adding it to regular yeast?

They're effectively using thrush as a flavouring agent.

>>5404208
Who'd have thought I'd find a thread of amateur brewers.

>>5404234
>And that's how Judy Hopps aquired a taste for sweet, succulent cow flesh
wouldnt this turn a lot of preds to cannibalism once they ve tasted true meat?

>>5404217
>Cooked
You don't "cook" during fermentation.

>>5404164
They'd obviously be fearful or disgusted, but our animals are essentially their fish, so it wouldnt be complete hate.
Though they might possibly be able to help us communicate and reveal to all parties that it was a terribly series of misfortunate ignorance and inability to communicate.

>>5404234
>implying Judy hasn't had five guys before

she IS a bunny, remember

>>5404234
>"Officer Hopps, have you ever tried 5 Guys?"
>"Well, the other weekend I had 3. How would 5 even work?"
>"...I'll just get back to work."

>>5404255
oh, forgot the
,
put it where it belongs

>>5404261
Bunnys are actually fairly monogamous, with the exception of the dominate buck in the den. And even then he sticks to the same harem members.

>>5404272
Ypou could put a bloody umlaut in there, you still don't cook when you ferment.

>>5404251
No, but Zootopia's meat import levels would be obscene.

>>5404234
>five guys
>not Fuddruckers
You want her to get addicted or not?

>>5404301
but you baked the bread
and the bread was made with this yeast
so you are cooking with yeast

Do you not cook with cheese when you make an omelette?

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Want to let everyone around the office know you're a furry?

>>5404261
>>5404293

Apparently there is some truth to bunnies "mating for life", they bond with another bunny (they can be extremely picky with this) to the point that loss of a partner can cause depression and sickness. They can move on from the loss of a partner, so they don't have some completely "mating for life" mystic stuff, but usually after a time of griefing.
It would be interesting of how this works in Zootopia, sentience would probably curve this behavior a little but they might still be like this where bunnies carefully choose their partner and don't just fuck everything like crazy. They just fuck their partner like crazy.

>>5404301
Well, I mean, if it's beer, you boil the malts and hops and stuff to get the wort. That's cooking, right?

>>5404429
Considering this is the current year, I'm more afraid of the whole office being furry

>>5404428
>Baking
Is cooking, sure.
>Making an omelette
Also cooking.

Fermentation isn't cooking.
It's mostly waiting.

>>5404469
If you boil yeast, you kill it.
But the actual process of fermentation with the yeast proper doesn't involve cooking.
Admittedly, I'm talking more from experience of wine and spirits.

>>5404429
Of course it's the hyena looking at porn.

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>>5404429

>>5404475
Oh I could have sworn the original post mentioned cooking
this is a rather stupid conversation for a thread about the class Mammalia

>>5404490
>If you boil yeast, you kill it.
If you kill your yeast, it wins.

>>5404381
Look, I live in St. Louis. We have many things, a world class free zoo, worldclass botanical gardens, world class free art and science museums, a fuckhuge park and a mindblowing murder rate. Of Fuddruckers we have one. It's no the first thing that pops to mind.

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>>5404454
Hmm...so bunnies get sad when their partner dies and can move on if they grieve? That is a novel concept

>>5404064

There's a lesbian joke in there somewhere.

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>All this talk about vaginal hygiene

Quick, someone draw a tiny rodent gynecologist.

>>5404511
That's fair. I live in Denver. We used to have three. First time I ate there killed fast-food burgers for me, then they shut all the colorado sites down. It just holds a special place in my arteries.

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To the anon who analyzed my handwriting, you're absolutely spot-on. I'm shocked at how accurate it was.

Also, yes, I do draw. A bit.

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>>5404527
There's plenty of jokes.
My favorite right now:

Canidae is like a cake
>full of yeast

>>5404518
Yep. Bunnies are pretty neat little animals. They're smarter and have more complex behavior than is generally assumed. They have so many kits, not because they have lots of s3x, but because the female ovulates at the time of copulation, not seasonally.

>>5404535
Bernielover did it

>>5404595
So Rabbits don't go into heat...?

>>5404490
Yeah, that's true. The process for beer is basically boil the malts and hops, cool the soup down, the add the yeasts and leave it to bubble for month or so.

The yeast is added after the boiling, but as whole, brewing beer could be called cooking.

Now, what sorts of booze do we think Nick and Judy enjoy?

>>5404622
Nope. Fertile year round, and capable of being impregnated within minutes of giving birth.

>>5404641
Carrot and blueberry flavored

>>5404641
I'd be shocked if Judy drinks at all.
Nick I'd imagine is just a beer guy with occasional whiskey.

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>>5404595
You putz. I try to insult you and you respond with sincerity. End the good vibes

>>5404641
Wild Hops.

>>5404641
Nick
With others: beer and cocktails
Alone: whiskey, straight.

>>5404713
I'd like to get Nick's cock tail

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Brainstorm with me here, anons.

If you were going to write songs about Pack Street, what would you write about?

>>5404518
What I said was obvious as hell, to the point that you can make fun of me for it (I would too), but just trying to point out that there is no "mating for life" type of thing, bunnies are just really picky and loyal to their partner. They don't just fuck any rabbit that comes along, especially since females aren't actually "in heat" all year round. Also interesting is how rabbits grieve, they need to be able to see their partner's dead body and realize they are dead, usually taking a few hours to come to terms with it. You take away the body early and the surviving rabbit might think the other rabbit is just gone and will wait for them to come back.

>>5404622
No, female rabbits are never actually in heat. The stories where Judy has to take pills to "supress hormones" and such? No real truth, does can just get pregnant any time of the year and ovulate at the time of sex. They don't have a constant sex drive.

>>5404685
Actually you insulted me, not the other guy. Hi.

>>5404429
Lunch Bear is god tier.

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>>5404579
ah, glad to hear that. hope you had fun with the little game. draw more.

>>5404732
Marty trying to find Al's watch in Betty's vagina

>>5404685
I am become comf, destroyer of bad vibes.

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>>5404732
Marty's mysteriously pure sister

>>5404778
Not exactly the tone I'm trying to go for.

I'll put it down as a "maybe."

>>5404678
Judy was raised on a farm. I bet she grew up on applejack and moonshine.

Meanwhile Nick was running cons on the streets. He's slick, but not classy. Guy probably crawls into wine bottle once a month and gets all weepy on Finnick's shoulder.

Now FINNICK, I could see him slugging down the whiskey.

>>5404732
The glory days of the past, still there in distant memory, when Pack Street wasn't a ghetto.

>>5404570
Sad to say, I've never been. If I'm close enough to downtown for Fuddruckers, I'm close enough to hit up The Scottish Arms or Three Kings.

It's cool though. I'd love to visit Denver someday. Sounds like a neat place.

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What are some hopes you have for the possible Zootopia comic series? A short story about something from Zootopian history could be nice.

>>5404732
Pred guilt. Sorry my ancestors ate your ancestors. Maybe it's ironic or at least a little sincere.

>>5404838
Definitely an interesting idea. Not sure how much I wanna mess with the canon of Weaver's universe, but definitely keeping that one in mind.

>>5404909
This is likely all going to be punk (sorry to those who dislike the genre), so I could possibly do a comedic spin on that.

>>5404860
Definitely worth visiting, but it's getting nuts to live here. Rapid population growth and infrastructure can't keep up, and the housing is insane. 1-bedroom flat is 1500 starting

>>5404826
I can't imagine her drinking at all still. She's too career focused and straight arrowed.

Whiskey isnt classy, its what you drink to appear classy or just to get wrecked.

>>5404935
>birds/reptiles
>probably

ecksdee

>>5404873
Early Zootopia (before they got the giant heat/ice walls)
More Nick hustles
Judy's life in the Burrows growing up
Bogo's early days as an officer
How the Big Family happened.
Nick and Flash on the track team

>>5404873
I want to see Nick's mom.

>>5404732
About how regardless of what a shit pit it is you're free to be a pred there.

I'm scared about the future.

>>5405024
Wank and take a nap. This will stave off the fear for at least 20 minutes

>>5405024
Don't be. The global economy will collapse no matter how much you stress about it.

>>5404935
>Robin Hood takes place in England
>Zootopia is a different world
So Zootopia isn't earth, or it's just an earth with a different history to Robin Hood?

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>>5400126
Slowly undressing your wolf gf/wife after she's had a long and tiring day. ..or dressing her. (Preferably in complex combat/climbing/firefighter gear or something. )

..I have no idea, but this has been filling my mind lately. Like, nothing necessarily sexual. Just a display of intimate affection.

>>5404956
I guess I just like the idea of Nick being the lightweight between the two of them.

>They visit the burrows.
>Stu invites Nick out back for a smoke and some 'jack.
>Nick doesn't realize how strong it is, gets hammered.
>Starts blabbing about his feelings for Judy.

>>5404939
>This is likely going to be punk
Perfect! Can't wait to find out what you end up doing!

>>5404663
Bunnys proably have a species wide pregnancy fetish.

>Nick and Judy can't have kits
>Male bunnys of high prestige often have mulitiple wives.
>Judy starts trying to set her husband up with vixens.
>Nick's freaked out.
>Judy takes this as a sign of low selfesteem
>No way she's letting this stand. Someone as wonderful as Nick deserves a huge harem.
>Operation: I want kits so just fucking sleep with her already intensifies.

>>5405081
I think craving non-sexual intimacy just means you're lonely.

Don't worry, I am too. I've been craving cuddles for weeks. I think a need for cuddles is currently replacing homesickness for me.

>>5404873
Clawhauser short outlining what all he actually does at the HQ and if he's any good at it.

>>5405082
Well, yeah I could see nick being the lightweight for sure. Especially in that adorable scenario. But I don't think Judy has ever discovered she handles booze well.

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>>5405099
This is cute

>>5405104
I wish I could find someone to cuddle eith, just for a casual recharge.

>>5405099
>Judy finds out that the vixens she keeps trying to fix Nick up with are his cousins

>>5405099
>Judy being the first wife in Nick's harem

could be neat

>>5405212
All the fun, adorable parts of motherhood, none of the painful, messy, put your career on hold parts!

>>5405181
I know that feel. It's be real nice

>>5405212
>reeeeeee cucking

>>5405024
Everyone's talking about the future

Everyone's fucking afraid of it

>>5405256
Since she's the first wife, all the kids are technically hers.

To bring back the subject to earlier:

http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/this-woman-is-making-sourdough-bread-out-of-her-vaginal-yeast-5523443/

>>5405256
You act like Judy isn't also having a go at those sweet, foxy mamas.

>>5405291
>since she's his first wife, he's not technically fucking other women

>>5405256
There is a pretty big difference between Cuckolding and Polygamy Anon.

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Crackships are always cute in some way.

>>5405310
Please no.

>>5405099
>>5405212
I'd imagine if this were a thing with Judy trying to get Nick a harem, it would be a combination of vixens and bunnies. Probably some of Judy's sisters/cousins.

>>540531

>Reads title

Nope nope nope nope. Abandon internet. Burn hard drive. Drink bleach. Nope.

>>5405348
Judy is the head of the harem so she's responsible for preparing the other women when Nick wants to sleep with them. Making sure they look nice, briefing them on what he likes, etc. She takes it very seriously.

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>>5405353
IS THIS MORE FINNSAVAGE ART?

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>>5405389
Sadly no, that's the only one I've found so far.

I really like cute Jack...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHURiOqMVTI

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>>5405488
Just look at him!

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>>5405488
I've got you covered.

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>>5405488

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>>5405488
He's just the cutest

>>5405488
Jack can be cute when he's a bumbling dope everywhere outside the mission. Like, he has very specific, mission critical information, but outside that it's a crapshoot

>>5405500
Surprised there's been no green relying on the euphemism of donut.

>Weaselton tried to run, but it was too late.
>Judy was already there -- her pants down, exposing her chocolate donut.
>She dropped down, engulfing him, he could only squeak in terror as he was engulfed.

>Judy bounced into the ZPD Headquarters, half a weasel sticking out of her pants. "I caught the badguy!" She declared, a smile of joy on her face.
>"HOPPS!" Bogo yelled down from the balcony.
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

>>5405369
Vixens for breeding, other career oriented bunnies to help bring in income to support Nick's massive new family.

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>>5405099
>>5405212
>>5405369
>>5405621
tell me more

>>5405582
There is no reason for this to exist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQeyjgSUlrk

Would you guys eat an actual Bug Burga?

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>>5405707
>There is no reason for this to exist
and yet it does

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touch her ears

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>>5405709
Yeah, I'd consider it.

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>>5405709
So long as a cute sleepy badger served it to me

>>5405709
I've eaten bug.
Its kind of a meme desu. Tastes bland, not the best texture, and processing it makes it taste like a veggie burger.
Not bad, not great. 7/10 meat.

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>>5405709
>implying niggers would rather eat bugs instead of chicken

>>5405709
Its all protein, so yeah.

>>5405709
Reminder that DDT is the most effective way to kill mosquitoes and save people from malaria, and it's harmless to humans, but people still try to keep it banned.

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>>5405735
I want a greentext about Judy cumming from just her ears being touched.

>>5405746
He really is a cutie <3

>>5405369
>Implying Judy, The arctic foxes, Gazelle and Honey aren't enough.

>>5405787
Don't forget Sky(e).
(Because quite frankly Jack has some growing to do character-wise before he deserves a lover)

>>5405770
I hate mosquitos.

I was telling a buddy a week ago, I want to wipe them from the earth.

"But that's playing god we don't know the consequences" Screw it! No more mosquitos! We'll figure out the damage and weigh the pros and cons after its done!

Stupid mosquitos...

>>5405770
>>5405709
Despite the video's title, those are midges, not mosquitoes.

>>5405815
Tell your friend he's a cunt, and would rather care about the "natural order" than save countless children from malaria and other mosquito borne diseases.

>>5405828
No he didn't argue, and he's a really nice person.

I just don't like that counter argument of "humans shouldn't reshape the world like that".

We put cities everywhere! We dig out mountains for more useful rocks! We convert swathes of land to make one kind of fruit that we snack on! Don't tell me we can't remove one dumb bug that's responsible for making the most disadvantaged humans sick because "science may go too far".

>>5405770
>harmless to people
>fucks up birds and fish
Just a reminder that it'll wipe out mosquitos AND eagles. Who needs bitfs, right?

>>5405874
Haven't half of those caused global warming

>>5405879
There was only one study that linked that showed DDT thinned egg shells and it was very sketchy.

>>5405891
Sure, and we'll have to deal with that.

Lets focus on global warming after we destroy every last mosquito so malaria doesn't get in the way of us refreshing the ice caps or whatever.

>>5405927
I can get behind this train of thought

>>5405815
Mosquitoes are food for a lot of things.
Wiping them out would throw a giant steel dildo into the works of the food chain.

And they ain't got shit on horse flies and gnats.

>>5405961
For every pound of dead mosquitos, throw a pack of ramen into the river, idk.

>>5405961
There are plenty of other insects that supplement their diets. Gnats, as far as I know, dont transmit diseases.

>>5405675
>"Suzie, was it? Pretty, for sure, and some very nice hips"
> Suzie wiggled uncomfortably, as the bunny in front of her undressed her with her eyes.
>"You say you want to be a mother, a housewife. But it's so hard to find a todd with a good, steady job. I can give you that. Officer Nick Wilde himself.
>"How?"
>"I'm his wife."
"But"-
>"Shhh. Bunny Cultural Respect Bill. Male bunnies, or males married to bunnies, are legally allowed multiple wives, as long as all parties agree. I've used it to being in some cousins, doctors mostly. Bunnies are in high demand in the medical field, small enough for precision work, large enough to work on your average mammal without it being awkward. Together we've given Nick everything, a beautiful home, love, financial security. Everything but the one thing we all want most, but can't give him. That's where a few vixens like you come in. A handsome, kindhearted, respectable husband, no need to worry about money, and plenty of help with the childrearing. All your dreams come true. What do you say?" Asked the bunny, raunning her hand down Suzie's hip.
>Suzie's throat felt dry. It was unreal. It was almost dream like as she heard her voice.
>"...yes"

>Charlie finds out what happened at Pandora's Cube
>Buys a Tengu she assumed would fit Remmy, given the rumors, along with a bottle of vixen pheromone-scented lube
>After breaking into his apartment, she lathers the insides of the toy with her tongue, and wraps it back up to hide under his blanket.
>She also slips a few pictures of her wearing a schoolgirl's outfit with the toy aswell.
>Before leaving, she swipes a pair of his boxers.

>>5404732
Ozzy dying
Ozzy being dead
Ozzy's mom dying
Ozzy missing his mom
Marty missing Ozzy
Ozzy realizing he died years ago and he's just a ghost
The doe being an angel that took pity on Ozzy and is trying to guide Ozzy to the afterlife before he's condemned to hell

Marty, Avo, Al, etc singing a song (similar to hard labor hymns sung by slaves, railroad workers, etc in movies) about life working their jobs, with a chorus about their times together and that damn sheep

evens draw
odd sleep
dubs+ video games

>>5406128
This looks like a job for a drawfag

>>5406115
Fuck, missed one >

>"Suzie, was it? Pretty, for sure, and some very nice hips"
> Suzie wiggled uncomfortably, as the bunny in front of her undressed her with her eyes.
>"You say you want to be a mother, a housewife. But it's so hard to find a todd with a good, steady job. I can give you that. Officer Nick Wilde himself.
>"How?"
>"I'm his wife."
>"But"-
>"Shhh. Bunny Cultural Respect Bill. Male bunnies, or males married to bunnies, are legally allowed multiple wives, as long as all parties agree. I've used it to being in some cousins, doctors mostly. Bunnies are in high demand in the medical field, small enough for precision work, large enough to work on your average mammal without it being awkward. Together we've given Nick everything, a beautiful home, love, financial security. Everything but the one thing we all want most, but can't give him. That's where a few vixens like you come in. A handsome, kindhearted, respectable husband, no need to worry about money, and plenty of help with the childrearing. All your dreams come true. What do you say?" Asked the bunny, raunning her hand down Suzie's hip.
>Suzie's throat felt dry. It was unreal. It was almost dream like as she heard her voice.
>"...yes"

Better

Wouldn't be funny if Nick is the same height as Judy for a day?
Mostly as a experiment to see if Nick would truly love her

>>5406234
Draw the photo >>5406128
Do it nigga

>>5406234
Sleep tight bunner

>>5406242
what if Nick was bun and Judy was foxe

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>>5406260
I wish more was done with the species swap au

>>5406260
What if Nick woke up in Judy's body, and Judy woke up in Nick's body

>Nick is basically crippled by being constantly horny
>"How do you deal with this all the time?"
>"I don't know, I just do." Judy said, stretching and flexing her new body, finding it lackluster in the physical department
>That day Nick spent the entire day spending all his willpower to not masturbate
>Judy gets even more done than usual because she doesn't have to deal with being horny

>>5406260
also plausible
but Nick being Judy's height for a day would be a start

>>5406328
>>5406331
what if Nick was a fox

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What have you been up to, anon? Any plans for the weekend?

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>>5406345
I don't think I would be able to resist him

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>>5406368
Study. Hopefully die.

>>5406345
but foxes aren't real

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>>5406384
Sounds to me like you're already dead inside.
Let's make anon great for the first time.

>>5406384
You're an awesome person and I'm glad that you're here.

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>>5405181

>>5406368
gonna try tto go to the kaladesh prerelease

>>5406345
>what if nick was a fox

Don't be ridiculous, foxes don't real. A better question though would be what if Judy was a bunny?

>>5406493
>always make a point to look at everything
>see thumbnail
>oh no, not vore
>hover over
>comf
Everything is going well

>>5406342
I think about this a lot actually. Nick wakes up confused as to why there's so much Judy around while he's the big spoon. When he realizes they're the same size and wakes her up she's ecstatic. Immediately grabs him to compare heights and he realizes, up close and personal, just how much stronger she would be than him were they the same size. Cue lots of super tight hugs, wanting to wrestle, laughing as he gets tired out from so much extra walking. Then she gives him that first hug & kiss combo that's always been a little awkward and she's so much more forceful at this size and they're able to look each other in the eyes while they have sex, kiss without Nick having to bend in half, she can be the big spoon, how much more dominant she can be when she's the same size as him. God DAMN

>>5405582
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
My thoughts exactly.

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>>5403171
>Bustin' a nut in the hot bun
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I needed money 'cause I had none
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I took the knot and the knot won

>I left my baby and it feels so bad
>But I had some fun
>He's the best fox that I ever had
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I took the knot and the

>Oh goodness gracious there's so much cum
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I took the knot and the knot won
>I lost my fox and I lost my fun
>I took…

>>5406345
He would probably wonder why he isnt a doggo

>>5406331
>Nick not masturbating all day, begging Judy to fuck him.
>Seeing the joy of multiple orgasms.
>Finding peace only after being stuffed with his own Knot.
>Begging Judy to go again once the swelling goes away.

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You know what day is?
Yes! It is FRIDAY! The end of the working week and start of relaxing weekend!

How was your week?
Have you done anything interesting?
Meet new people? Got new ideas?
Did you move towards your dreams?

>>5406342
what if Judy was always bigger than usual? Some GiantBun heritage from somewhere upstream the genetic tree (Or Bonnie fucking the neighbours as buns are wont to do)

>Judy is fuck huge for a bun. Like, twice as tall as normal bunes.
>Scared of her own strength after an event in her childhood where she broke a bully fox's muzzle.
>Police Academy let's her loosen up. Still get's the shit beaten out of her though. A big bun is still a bun, just bigger.
>Get's cocky because of her (relatively) larger size.

>>5406600
It was really odd! A lot of waiting for computer parts to arrive, taking Exams, troubleshooting problems, and drinking coffee. But now it's the weekend!

No new people unless you count the ones in this thread.

Technically I did move in the direction of some of them!

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>>5406234
Are you taking requests?
>>5406516
Don't worry anon, I will always strive for the comfy side
>>5406368
Go around a little, make TT
>>5406600
Nothing interesting outside of the threads.

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>>5405310

>>5406600
First week at work, yet I still feel like I'm just pretending to be an adult.

It's fun though.

>>5406600
Busy as usual. 11 hour school days leave me beating myself up for not getting my writing and drawing done, however having no homework gives me time on the weekends.
Same old people. Got ideas for TT and things for this general in general.
Still trying to find my dreams.

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>>5406600
Wrote a bunch, finished a lot of schoolwork. Other than that, not much. Most of my friends have been too busy in the past 3-5 months to play games with me.

But hey, at least I can write fanfiction, right?

>>5405310
I see your story (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3803661/Is-Dr-Pimple-Popper-s-disgusting-delivery-Man-baby-sized-lump-fat-extracted-back.html)
and raise you a video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTKSLk-zNpc)

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>>5405085
Hah hah hah, little bitch.
That's what you get for being a cuck.

THE ONE TRUE PAIRING!

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>>5406877

>One true pairing

I disagree.

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>>5406768
>I'm just pretending to be an adult.
I think you're me but what line of work are you in?

Did anyone ever draw more of those two mongoose anons?

Shilling a decent fic where Nick and Judy fight through a city filled with nighthowler'd animals, but end up getting experimented on

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11833549/1/Savage

anyone got stories like it?

>>5405815
>>5405828
>>5405961

https://www.theguardian.com/global/2016/feb/10/should-we-wipe-mosquitoes-off-the-face-of-the-earth

>>5406909
Scary thing is - the important kind. I'm a doctor. I don't feel like one.

The work's satisfying though.

>>5406917
Sounds interesting

Try JiD

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>>5406892
Needs more fox kisses

>>5406909
i feel like someone could edit this pic with like jack vs nick or some shit

>>5406939
As long as you don't fuck up diagnoses you're doing all right.

>>5406955
I... I'm straight goddamnit!

>>5406915
I have half a sketch done from last night I should have finished when I get home

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>>5406955
Needs more puppers and pillows

>>5406973
Don't worry anon, it's just bros being bros

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>>5406955

Fox kisses you say?

>>5406973

FinNick is the most pure ship there is, don't deny it anon. Gay or straight, there's enough doggo to enjoy it.

>>5406128
>Pandora's Cube
nigga what

>>5406723

>Gets the everloving hell topped out of her because of some smack she talked to a big female pred.
>Finds like fifteen new fetishes she didn't know she had.

>>5406973
Go to bed, donk. You're drunk

>yfw giraffes like to nuzzle

http://www.cbs8.com/story/33130844/san-diego-zoo-wine-and-brew-celebration

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>>5406915
If I to do all the things I have to do in time then I should be able to draw something

>>5406969
Fortunately still to inexperienced to do this kinda things without supervision. I've got 13 more months.

It's scary - you finish uni, you don't know shit and you know it, yet patients treat you like you actually know something.

First night shift coming up next week I thing I'm gonna shit my pants. Cutebun pics are all that keeps me sane.

>>5406998
>>5407019

My kingsley scale is drastically shifting. No homo.

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>>5406998

>>5406892
That's okay, Anon. No shame in being wrong.
Like, really, REALLY wrong.
That's cool, though.

>>5407055
>>5406998

I knew it. You fags always say that it's genetics and you are born that way, but I should've trusted gran when she told me that the internets are gonna turn me gay.

>>5407007
The sex shop from the last pack street chapter.

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>>5407051
One cutebun coming right up! (with the addendum of cute foxes)

>>5407051
>My doctor doesn't know shit
I don't think a wank and a nap are gonna fix this one

>>5407118
http://pastebin.com/mNLPzq13
>"Pandora's Box". Cute.

nope

>>5407009
>Predophilia
>Bisexuality/lesbianism
>Feline species
>Fur
>Dominated
>FemDom
>Submission
>Claws
>Semi-Public/Exhibitonism
>Facesitting
> ???????????

I've only got ten. here Anon, can YOU think of FIVE (5) more fetishes Giant Bunny Judy could possibly acquire from an impromptu sexual encounter with a larger female Pred?

>>5406128
>Charlie finds out what happened at Pandora's Container
>Buys a Tengu she assumed would fit Remmy
>Buys thirsty cases of condoms she assumed would fit Remmy
>Buys a hat she assumed would fit Remmy
>Licks everything in Remmy's apartment to mark her territory
>Runs out of saliva halfway across the kitchen, has to make do with rubbing her face all over everything else
>Waits for Remmy to get out of the shower
>Licks Remmy to mark her territory
>Steals Remmy on the way out
>Licks the doorknob before shutting front door

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>>5407074
You're both wrong, and you know it. Who elsee could possible love Nick more deeply, mor purely?

>>5407131
If you don't live in Bollan, you are safe.
From me.

But I know enough US students to know that it isn't all that different.

>>5407121

thanks, man

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>>5406733
>>5406779
>>5406798
I see we have a lot of students here.
What do you guys study? Mechanical engineering here.

What kinda pets do you think zootopians would have? spiders? snakes?

>>5407167
Nick himself

>>5407206
rocks