/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
LOSER edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
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>[Pilot] Bathroom Break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBX8wmqG-K0
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Comic] Lost Control:
http://imgur.com/a/jb2gV
>[Comic] Deuces Wild:
http://imgur.com/a/c8E6I
>The Loud House Official Playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJb1AL9zU1Gr43GTjZxCIoqb4VV2ZaTMk
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News:
>Season 2 green-lit for 14 Episodes:
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-loud-house-2-1201782479/
>New Animated Short Coming based off of "Deuces Wild"
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHFX8RshVUT/
>New Voice Actor Confirmed for Lincoln
https://twitter.com/nfutterman/status/767841465745543168
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Upcoming Episodes:
Dance Dance Resolution
>Lincoln's sisters accidentally land him four dates for his school's Sadie Hawkins dance.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!Uw1lTD5T!AJ6d2zaX7Q13Qf4DYAkTn8GbqhDBfYktKmfpZa2H-5g
A Fair to Remember
>When Lincoln and Bobby become friends, Lori sets out to make Bobby jealous by hanging out with Clyde.
DL Link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8WZHGEPmx21cjVMUlFiT2Q3QVE/view
A Tattler's Tale
>Lola wants to be a part of the siblings' secrets club, but they won't let her in because of her tattletale tendencies.
DL Link: https://mega.nz/#!EsVSiKja!7VHVdJSwVBXuPnk_3FqyfnoVHGS2D1_aZVQ2ftK6sCs
Homespun (Today)
>The kids complain about their house, but when a tornado threatens to destroy it, they start to feel differently.
April Fools Rules (Friday:9/23)
>Lincoln tries to avoid getting pranked by Luan on April Fools' Day.
Go the fuck to sleep!
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
Welcome to angry burger now get the fuck out!
>>5381253
>It took her eyes seconds to realize it, but the small dot had even smaller specs spinning inside it.
>As her hand left the door, she finally took in how chilling it was in the room, her breath being seen as she exhaled.
>"What is this?" She asked aloud, approaching the dot.
>It seemed almost two dimensional, and any time she moved, it seemed like it rotated to face her. All the while, it swirled on the inside of the dot.
>She found herself disturbed immensely at how it looked.
>As she stopped her circling, she crouched down to peer at it, and for the first time, she realized what the white specs were.
>"Stars..." She shuddered out, the cold biting her face.
>"Augh...!"
>As the connection was made, Lucy's forehead suddenly throbbed with pain, her hands jetting up to grab hold of her hard.
>Whatever just happened caused immense vertigo within Lucy, as if the new knowledge was overtaking her very being. She felt herself wanting to bend over and expel her stomach.
>And so she did.
Whoever you roll, she announces to Mr. and Mrs. Loud that she's pregnant with your child. How do you explain yourself to angry ass Mr. Loud?
>*sigh* "How was you day... master?"
>>5381554
Hey Mr. and Mrs. L great news right?
I am definitly.
>>5381574
your*
Damnit! Second time!
So today was the Lola episode. How was it?
bbbbbbbbbbbbb
Dang it, something went wrong.
Who /suicidal/ here?
>>5381574
I wonder what all duties Maid Lynn has to do
>>5381574
Lynn rocks the peasant look.
>>5381583
thats an ass pounding wench, bend over
>>5381554
Who wouldn't want a Custodian in the family? Rolling for 7.
Good night /tlhg/
Who's excited for Friday?
>>5381505
This is really interesting, if not a bit weird. Continue!
>>5381505
What is this? TELL US
>>5381554
Rolling
>>5381598
Not me, I feel damn good
>>5381616
Shit wrong image
>>5381554
Hey, it's ok, I'm great with kids, just like I was great with you daughter.
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
(And totally not a peasant servant. Even though she's still cute in a peasant dress.)
>>5381599
She cleans, then plays soccer in your house or something, messes everything up, and has to clean all over again.
I just want to cuddle and watch 50's horror movies with her.
>>5381598
no one, we happy tonight, have been good episodes past couple days
Small short update to Lincoln's Late Night Secret
http://pastebin.com/wWVCXqD2
New stuff on line 342
>>5381628
It's finally cumming
>>5381505
continue
>>5381628
Not being excited is a sin.
>>5381554
Rollin
>>5381598
Don't worry, I live with agony and sorrow.
>>5381642
>She cleans while forgetting she's still wearing shoes covered in mud.
Oh you!
>>5381639
She's cute? (And not a peasant servant even though she looks cute in a peasant dress?)
>>5381554
>>5381640
> Nobody announces to Mr. and Mrs. Loud that they're pregnant with my children
> Mr. Loud is angry because of this
"I-I'm sorry, Mr. Loud! I'll keep trying to impregnate your children! I promise, we'll have a bun in the oven within a month! Uh, y-yes, we'll show you a positive pregnancy test! We'll do it!"
>>5381554
Hey, at least you're getting grandkids, aren't ya?
>>5381554
Roll baby roll
>>5381554
I could kick his punk gluten-free ass anyway
>>5381672
She's hella cute, no matter what style of clothing or socioeconomic status!
>>5381598
I'm not suicidal but If death came at me I might not blink.
>>5381673
I want to rub her two weeks pregnant stomach
>>5381654
yay thanks for the update
>>5381621
for gurofag. hes right about the buttblasted if you still post that
>>5381700
>rich Lynn
What would this even be life?
>>5381654
>Lucy into kinky shit
No, Lucy is pure and sweet!
Nah but it's good mang, keep going.
>>5381505
>As Lucy recovered from her ordeal, her mind began to fog over. She felt herself empty, and her mind incomplete.
>"What the heck is going on?"
>She turned her head back to the dot...only to find it was no longer just a simple dot.
>It had grown to the size of a small plate, yet it still seemed two dimensional. She could much more clearly see the swirling, churning stars inside the black disk.
>However, something weird was happening. A small amount of clear ooze leaked forth from the black disk, coupled with a thin outline of purple clouds around the area it seaped from.
>Even more peculiar was that the ooze slowly pooled into different shapes and symbols.
>As she stared at the strange, clear symbols, once more Lucy felt her mind expand.
>"I can...read them?"
>Indeed, Lucy clearly knew the word by heart, despite never even seeing the collection of odd runes in her life.
>"'Bthnk"
>>5381598
Not suicidal, but extremely nervous about telling my father that after I finally had a good view of what to expect I want absolutely nothing to do with any sort of law enforcement job despite almost having my diploma.
Fuck mang, I just want a standard 8 hour work shift at some comfy, nearby place I can get used to and just making enough to get by and be happy. Fuck this 12 hour shift, life style change bullshit.
>>5381721
stop pretending you're 2 person its getting embarrassing and y'know anon, I know you think this bugs people, but i've been on 4chan for years and have seen everything, and I know you think your being a shitposting troll lord, but you cannot even begin to post anything i havnt seen worse of. If anything, im more mad that the few hours i do get after work to browse this thread of a show I like, some anon who doesnt know the definition of disturbing wastes my eyespace with pictures i was laughing at when I was 7. Pleas, post the worst you have right now, the very worst, I want to know what you think is gross and edgy, humor me anon, because you havnt done anything else in this thread except waste a couple image counters
hes gonna be here every day, and even if he leaves i really am curious, I really truthfully want to know what this guy/girl thinks is gross. This isnt troll baiting, this isnt a passive aggressive taunt, this is me trying to help him disturb me, i want him to do it, because then it wont be such a huge waste of my time replying to him at all. I truly hope I can have the satisfaction of knowing this isnt some newfag who found a gore thread and sperged out in calss
and anon, yes this is 4chan, but not everything is all meme and good times, you CAN reply to an anon seriously about their shitty intentions, I know this
>>5381554
Let's roll!
>>5381722
She wouldn't care.
As long as the lights are on and the fridge is full of meatball subs, she's happy.
Bath time (Part 1)
>"LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Screamed Lori, noticing the muddy footprints leading to the kitchen
>"Hey Lori" Said Lana, coming out of the kitchen with a cup of milk "What's up?"
>"What's up? WHAT'S UP?" Shouted Lori, lifting Lana by her overalls "YOU'RE COVERED IN MUD!"
>"so?" Asked Lana, not sure of what the problem was
>"SO?" Exclaimed Lori "BOBBY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE, AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE YOU COVERED IN MUD!"
>"Take it easy!" Cried Lana, trying to loosen Lori's grip "I'll go take a bath!"
>"Oh no." Said Lori with a wave of her hand "I know the kind of bath you take, I can't trust you on your own."
>"LENIIIIIII!" Shouted Lori "I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING!"
>"Whaddya need Lori?" Asked Leni as she came down the stairs "What's with the mud? Are we having a spa day!?"
>"Nevermind that!" Barked Lori "Just take Lana upstairs and give her a bath while I mop up this mess"
>"A bath?" asked Leni with her usual confusion "Can't she do that herself?"
>"I don't trust her in the tub, She'll just let the water run for a bit and say she took a bath" Replied Leni
>"I want you to take her upstairs and MAKE SURE she gets clean. Top to bottom, Inside and out, Front and back. Understood?"
>"Understood!" Responded Leni, Giving Lori a salute "Top to bottom, Inside and out!"
>"Good!" Exclaimed Lori "Now get her out of here before I Literally throw her in the washing machine!"
>Ready to do as she was asked, Leni ran upstairs with Lana under her arm
>>5381758
its been like a week and change, get over it man
yeesh
>>5381766
Give me a short 1 post greentext cause I'm bored and thread is slow.
>>5381758
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MAD MAN YOUR GONNA KILL US ALL!!
>>5381772
> Exclaimed Lori
> improper comma usage
2/10 would not bang
>>5381768
>Even with all the money in the world Lynn would take just enough to be able to support herself.
>If her family needed any then she would lend it without a second thought.
Best girl right here!
>>5381554
I want to make Lucy a mommy!
>>5381780
Hands up for all of the Loud girls in French maid uniforms. Please!
>>5381801
No Lincoln, rerolling.
>>5381752
what is this
>>5381554
Fuck it. Pls Luna
>>5381789
Ignore him, just hide his responses, guro fag only knows how to scat post and post the one shitty pasta he made and uses, all for one anon. not worth worrying about.
>>5381815
Lynn is ok.
drive of today ep?
>>5381785
Ah! This is so sudden...I'll try my best!
>>5381826
>"It's not mine, I don't mean to be a BASTARD or anything though."
>>5381831
Oh alright thanks for the info anon
>>5381831
>>5381855
>>5381789
>>5381782
wew lad i know its all you and y'know anon, I know you think this bugs people, but i've been on 4chan for years and have seen everything, and I know you think your being a shitposting troll lord, but you cannot even begin to post anything i havnt seen worse of. If anything, im more mad that the few hours i do get after work to browse this thread of a show I like, some anon who doesnt know the definition of disturbing wastes my eyespace with pictures i was laughing at when I was 7. Pleas, post the worst you have right now, the very worst, I want to know what you think is gross and edgy, humor me anon, because you havnt done anything else in this thread except waste a couple image counters
hes gonna be here every day, and even if he leaves i really am curious, I really truthfully want to know what this guy/girl thinks is gross. This isnt troll baiting, this isnt a passive aggressive taunt, this is me trying to help him disturb me, i want him to do it, because then it wont be such a huge waste of my time replying to him at all. I truly hope I can have the satisfaction of knowing this isnt some newfag who found a gore thread and sperged out in calss
and anon, yes this is 4chan, but not everything is all meme and good times, you CAN reply to an anon seriously about their shitty intentions, I know this
Who do you think is gonna be Lily's favorite sibling when she grows up?
Here's the Lincoln Quest log. I left the commands nearly verbatim and marked them with ==>, so sorry if it's a bit hard to read through.
http://pastebin.com/e6me3Mdc
I had a lot of fun writing this. It was cool having a time constraint and a lot of different ideas to reconcile. Thank you to everyone who contributed! Perhaps I'll pick this up again sometime.
>>5381875
Lincoln. He'll be a better father to her then the deadbeat they call a dad.
AND he'll do it while raising Luna's child.
>>5381870
this is getting sad...
you ok man?
>>5381584
Best episode, actually focused on Lincoln and the sisters rather than Lincoln and Clyde's Mediocre Adventure.
>>5381896
i dunno man i can also change browser and y'know anon, I know you think this bugs people, but i've been on 4chan for years and have seen everything, and I know you think your being a shitposting troll lord, but you cannot even begin to post anything i havnt seen worse of. If anything, im more mad that the few hours i do get after work to browse this thread of a show I like, some anon who doesnt know the definition of disturbing wastes my eyespace with pictures i was laughing at when I was 7. Pleas, post the worst you have right now, the very worst, I want to know what you think is gross and edgy, humor me anon, because you havnt done anything else in this thread except waste a couple image counters
hes gonna be here every day, and even if he leaves i really am curious, I really truthfully want to know what this guy/girl thinks is gross. This isnt troll baiting, this isnt a passive aggressive taunt, this is me trying to help him disturb me, i want him to do it, because then it wont be such a huge waste of my time replying to him at all. I truly hope I can have the satisfaction of knowing this isnt some newfag who found a gore thread and sperged out in calss
and anon, yes this is 4chan, but not everything is all meme and good times, you CAN reply to an anon seriously about their shitty intentions, I know this
>>5381772
this will be an extensive cleaning
>>5381772
BROTHER YES!(I'm OR)
>>5381808
Good lord yes, it must be done!
I don't know what's going on here but, I'm not anyone else but me.
>>5381940
this would have been avoided if we have ID's
>>5381772
>"Let me go!" Exclaimed Lana as Leni closed the bathroom door "I can take a bath by myself!"
>"Sorry Lana, but you heard Lori" Said Leni, Taking off her squirming sister's clothes "She said to bathe you and Like, I'm afraid of what she would do if she found out I didn't"
>With all of Lana's clothes off, Leni turned on the bath
>"Let's see now" Said Leni, Checking the water's temperature
>"Bit warmer..." She mumbled as she turned up the temperature
>"Liiiiiitle warmer.........Perfect!" Exclaimed Leni, Finally satisfied with The water's temperature
>After lowering Lana into the water, Leni went to work
>Carefully and gently scrubbing Lana's hair and face she made sure to be as soft as possible, while still getting all the dirt and grime off
>"This isn't so bad, Is it?" Cooed Leni as she added more shampoo to Lana's hair
>"I-I guess not...." Mumbled Lana, Still somewhat embarrassed
>"Now, Let's wash your back" Whispered Leni gently, as she carefully turned Lana around
>Leni reached down under the sink and pulled out a soft pink cloth
>As Leni began scrubbing, She could hear Lana let out a small relaxed sigh
>"There, Now the feet" Said Leni as she bent down into the tub, gently wiping Lana's feet with the cloth
>"Are we done?" Asked Lana, ready to get out
>"I think so..." Said Leni, Trying to remember what Lori had told her
>"forward to back" She began to mumble "Top to bottom......Inside and out"
>"WAIT!" Gasped Leni, stopping Lana from getting out of the tub "I almost forgot!"
>"what did you forget?" Asked Lana as she tried to climb out of the tub
>"I have to clean you Inside as well" Explained Leni, Grabbing the soap
>>5381940
A likely story other me!
What does Luna mean by this?
>>5381844
You do your best bruv.
>>5381894
Deadbeat!?! Mother fucker refurbished a house. Supports 11 kids. Maintains a wife. And all sorts of shit. Seriously what the fuck does this man do to make that much money.
>>5381598
Present, I think what triggered the spiral tonight was realizing I'm gonna miss my sister's birthday due to being a wageslave and not trying to get days off in advance.
Curled in bed, thought about what a waste of life I am, how teachers are not respect and get paid shit, how I lack the charisma to teach high school kids for 6-8 hours a day, how I made nothing of my life and my bachelor's is a joke, being a failure of a eldest brother, my weak constitution and other things that drain me mentally.
Thought of hanging myself, then watched a Christmas animated short to cry too, then listened to depressing music to let it come out. Now I'm at that numb stage where nothing matters but at least I'm not blubbering anymore.
>>5381961
Are you my alter-ego, Beatdown Bro?
>>5381966
She has strong sexual urges and takes them out on luan
>>5381966
What do you think?
updated with new Leni and Luan content, would add Luna's but the rest of her body is not show and Lana is the focus of that scene anyway.
you guys think we will ever get another swimsuit episode with mom and dad? I don't think my dick could withstand a bikini Rita.
>>5381972
boo hoo hoo
How do I get Lola to like me, yo?
>>5381966
TOP 10 SISTER PRANKS GONE WRONG KISSING PRANKS GONE SEXUAL
>>5381975
I am the you of a parallel universe, so yes i am kind of like your alter-ego!
>>5382000
>icky brown
>>5381972
no big deal mang, shit happens, iv been away from home for years, missed plenty of sibling birthdays, just worry about yourself and be little more callus, helps in the long run
Luna is for marriage
>>5381972
> I lack the charisma to teach high school kids for 6-8 hours a day
... Okay, what? C'mon. They're high school kids. They don't give a shit if you're charismatic. I had a seriously charismatic teacher in high school who turned out to be the world's most giant, gaping asshole.
>>5381554
*Rolls*
Louds who wouldn't make you pull out?
>>5381554
Rolling on a river
>>5381954
I love it already.
>>5382012
You made this too easy, anon.
>>5382012
LUNA IS FOR MISCARRIAGE
>>5382000
You gotta chop off the inferior dick you've got and get a replacement model preferably one from the newer BBC series and not that vintage shit they try to push on you.
>>5381426
I feel like those last episodes are lacking in comedy, trading it for the slice-of-life and moral of story aspects. I don't know if I like that. Last episode that I had a good laugh was in Come Sale Away.
Said that, today episode was the cutest since Toads and Tiaras. Guess I just have a soft spot for the twins.
>>5382035
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT MARRYING SWAGGER?!"
>>5382038
Ew, niggers are gross
>>5382025
I want to have eleven children with Luan.
>>5381598
After season one finale.
>>5382043
I prefer it if the comedy is literally farting for 9 seconds.
>>5382035
>tfw you will never leave Luna at the alter
>>5382025
Louds who wouldn't LET you pull out?
>>5382075
>>5382000
Let her into your Secret Secrets Club.
Nice trips btw
> writing a story about Lori as a baby
> have to write things like "Lori's pacifier" and "Lori's crib"
I don't know how I feel about this.
>>5381966
She's insatiable. Hungry for all the louds.
>>5382035
Is there a word for the feelings the rejected Luna posts give me? They make me hunch over and feel like something is going to burst out of my chest.
Is it feetposting hours yet?
>>5382084
Tell me more, your subtle advertising has intrigued me
>>5382084
Is she a baby bitch?
>>5382097
Humanity has been spending the past ten thousand years trying to come up with words for that sort of thing.
>So, this is the thanks I get for working Lolatime?
>>5382103
yes
>>5382097
>They make me hunch over and feel like something is going to burst out of my chest.
Empathic nausea?
>>5382063
Well, I can safely say then that you're Nick's target audience alright.
>>5382089
She does ship well. Lori, Lincoln, Luan
>>5382084
>WIDDLE WORI
>>5382124
>>5382097
That might not be an emotion you might have a
Chestburster
>>5382084
Update Widdle Wuna you hack
>>5382138
DELETE THUS HERESY!
>>5382138
stop
How did they get away with this?
>>5382138
>>5382107
It's Project Loud House, but the girls' ages are reversed. Lily is 17 and motherly, Lori is 1 and cries a lot. Lynn is younger than Lincoln, who's younger than Lucy. It's just a little exploration of how things might be different.
Post snug Louds.
>>5382179
>>5382138
Man Lori must of had a weird childhood there was a new baby every yesr until she was what five.
>>5382179
>>5382165
>B-but muh skittles aren't refugees
>>5382172
I'm not the drawing one I'm just a loyal man
>>5382179
We comfy now.
>>5382174
Sounds pretty interesting. Happen to have a link?
>hfw false flagging sends his blasted ass into orbit, you know who you are :^)
>>5382172
There's actually 2 of us.
>>5382165
Is Savino redpilled?
>>5382165
Me in the right bowl
>>5382179
>>5382174
Huh, well I dunno man, lotta effort will have to be put in to justify that being a fic.
>>5382190
>until she was five, Lori though all mothers gave birth at least once a year
>>5382221
3
>>5382211
I only just started it today.
>>5382237
but_its_fun.jpg
>>5382237
Doesn't that seem like a natural and well-developed idea for a fic?
>>5382103
The feet in this show is horrendous. How can it be feetposting hours if all the feet look like potatoes?
>>5382222
Considering how liberal the show is, no.
>>5382244
Three...there's three of us.
>>5382261
Four, brothers!
Any other anons getting wasted here?
>>5382258
I think Loud feet are cute in a deformed kind of way.
>>5382244
>>5382221
>>5382166
>>5382208
>>5382261
EXIT QUICKLY
>>5382272
The only thing I'm wasting is my life.
>>5382249
Not that guy, but in my own experience ideas can sometimes be hit or miss without too much further though to them (which I assume the author has if he's writing a fic about it).
>>5382291
IKTF
>>5382276
PURGE THE CHAOS SCUM
>>5382276
Your not my commanding officer you cannot tell me to leave
>>5382291
ba dum tss
>>5382276
Tell us loyalists to leave 8 more will come.
>>5382272
I wish. That would fit with Adagio pretty well.
what the fuck
>>5382258
Not being Irish with a foot fetish
wew real /tg/ hours.
What if you were Luna's abusive boyfriend and you knew what you were doing was wrong but you just couldn't stop?
>>5382272
>>5381972
>how I lack the charisma to teach high school kids for 6-8 hours a day
You're the History Anon, right? Why do you care about charisma? Do you want to be like a Onizuka-type teacher or something?
>>5382325
I think lighter AUs and things like time skips are fine. They let you take a look at characters from different angles do things that you can't within the bounds of the show.
>>5382291
truuuuuuu
>>5382335
I'd kill myself
>>5382335
B-but why? If I knew what I was doing was wrong why would I keep doing it?
>>5381954
>"Uhhh, I don't think that's necessary" Said Lana, trying to back away "I think I'm clean enough"
>"Now now, You heard Lori" Said Leni, Pulling Lana close "Just relax and we'll be done soon enough"
>With the soap on her fingers Leni began to scrub Lana's privates, Making sure to clean each and every inch of her tight young lips before moving on
>"Outside" Mumbled Leni, Reapplying the soap "And....In"
>Leni's fingers began to rub inside of Lana's young womanhood, gently scrubbing and rubbing as she made her way deeper
>"Mmmnnh!" Moaned Lana, not sure what she was feeling "Leni, This feels kinda weird"
>"I know it's embarrassing" Said Leni, being as gentle and quiet as possible "But we're almost done"
>"Just need to get a little deeper"
>As Leni pushed Deeper and Deeper, She heard Lana let out a pained Gasp
>"What's the matter?" Asked Leni, pulling her fingers out "Are you hurt?"
>As she pulled out her fingers, she noticed they were covered in red
>"BLOOD!" Shouted Leni, Grabbing the antibacterial soap "You could get an infection!"
>Leni quickly applied the AB soap to her fingers and shoved them back in, Scrubbing around in a panic
>"Wait, You're going too fast!" Yelled Lana, her legs shaking from the feeling
>"I'm sorry Lana!" Shouted Leni, applying more AB soap and scrubbing faster than before "But if I don't hurry, you might get an infection and have to go to the hospital!"
>As Leni scrubbed with panicked vigor, she felt Lana's womanhood start to squeeze
>"LENI, STOP! IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING IS-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" Screamed Lana, feeling her first ever orgasm
>>5382335
I would never lay a hand on her.
>>5382361
>Leni pulled her fingers out, certain that her little sister would be safe from infection
>"Alright" Sighed Leni, her panic subsiding "Crisis averted...."
>Leni lifted Lana's Limp tired body out of the bath and swaddled her in a towel
>"See, that wasn't so bad" Cooed Leni into Lana's ear as she carried her to her room
>"mmmmmnnnnnnnngh" Groaned Lana, still recovering from the deep cleaning she had received
>"I'm sorry if things got a little rough at the end" Said Leni, gently placing Lana on her bed
>"Next time I'll be sure to get the right equipment. That way, we won't have any trouble cleaning even deeper"
END
>>5382328
That was pretty good.
You're pretty good
I don't get the heresy meme
>>5382359
Someone really hurt you at some point in your childhood, and beating on your girlfriend is the only way you can make yourself feel big.
>>5382025
im so disgusted with the men on here. you guys are the same men who are quick to bash feminists but theyre gonna be the only people sticking up for a raped man. YES MEN ARE RAPED. no he isnt gay or a bitch, he was forced to have sex ? god damn you all are close minded and disgusting as shit.
>>5382382
i dont get memes in general
>>5382367
http://pastebin.com/2pH9YX2X
Pastebin is up.
Sorry for making tonight's so short.
>>5382335
Either emotionally or physically, I think my self-loathing for hurting her (or any of the Louds) like that would make me end my worthless life.
>>5382382
Spend a day in /tg/
>>5381602
CHANDLER YOU BASTARD
>>5382382
Back when we had threads on /co/, there was a faggot by the name of Uncle Scraps that called everyone who didn't like Luna 'heretics'.
Post OTPs.
>>5382390
calm down son
just watched the new ep
what a good episode man, not like yesterday this one was a really 10/10
>>5382415
>>5382390
ON YOUR KNEES HERETIC! GIVE ME 500!
Can someone explain the meme with the Brotherhood of Steel calling people heretics?
>>5382394
It was still pretty good. Thanks for gracing us with it!
>>5382367
Bruva I loved it! 10/10
>>5382404
Is Chandler the main villain of The Loud House?
>>5382439
Glad i can give somebody something.
The avatarfaggin is pretty intense tonight
>>5382305
>>5382359
C'mon, I'm pretty sure you do some shit you hate yourself for doing but can't help it.
Like, maybe you talk to yourself alot or just angry when someone talks to you for a unspecified amount of time. You can catch yourself, but you can't stop.
>>5382435
>Brotherhood of Steel
>>5382394
I expected anal but it was a very good shortfic
>>5382435
>Brotherhood of Steel
You got me hooked
>>5382335
I'd be a very happy man.
>>5382359
Because you'll hit her for the first time, and feel conflicted emotions. Then you'd do it again. And again. Now you start to actively seek the opportunity to do it. You admit to yourself it's kind of fun to wack her around into submission. You start to experiment with other forms of abuse such as mental and emotional abuse. Now, you have you perfect little wife eagerly awaiting for you to get you, hoping to God you just don't hurt her, but that's all you want to do now. Because you love her so much, that you'd never hurt anyone else the way you hurt her.
Louds who've danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
>>5382464
Yeah, but talking to yourself and beating your girlfriend are some pretty different things.
>>5382461
Meh. The WH40k fags are harmless, honestly. I might be bias though, since I like the universe and read up on lore from time to time.
>>5382435
>Brotherhood of steel
I fell for the bait hard heretic
>>5382478
Oh would you look at the time. IT'S SPOOK TIME!
the thread is very boring tonight
so, choose between these sisters, ill give my tops
luan
luna
lola
lynn
>>5382491
>>5382484
Yeah, true. I'm no psychologist, so I can't explain, but I understand.
>>5382486
we try not to shit up threads, rather just make references that arnt lewd and say HERETIC from time to time
>>5381426
What kind of abomination would be spawned if Lincoln fugged Liberty?
>>5382498
Lola
This soldier is gonna leave for tonight purge with you guys tomorrow
>>5382498
Luna
Lola
Luan
Lynn
>>5382507
The universe would collapse into itself.
>trying to sleep
>wake up
>>5382498
Luna
>First real comfy hours
>Then real depressing hours
>Now real purging hours
Shieeet mang, when does it end?
>>5382507
>Lincoln fugged Liberty
Other way around, anon
I don't want to see Luna hurt any more.
She deserves to be loved.
>Uncle Scraps is back
Yeah, no. I'm out of this shit.
>>5382518
Goodnight brother, may the emperor protect your dreams.
>>5382498
Lynn
Lola
Luan
Luna
>>5382540
literally who
>>5382538
Luna is for pure loving and caring!
>>5382533
Can we go back to real depression hours? I missed it.
I want to die
>>5382537
>Your twin sister will never dominate you
>>5382538
She deserves to be married and impregnated!
>>5382573
real depression hour who tf up
>>5382538
Luna deserves all the abuse she gets for chasing stupid dreams and not making my food on time
>>5382498
Lynn
Lola
Luna
Luan
Which Loud butts would you touch?
Question includes the parents
>>5382589
>random circumstances still haven't killed me yet
Seriously, all I'm asking is to be struck by falling debris, or lightning, or something.
Futa art when?
>>5382538
She puts up a good front, but all she ever wants is to hear your voice over the phone, telling her what she means to you.
>>5382606
Rita
You can't have a depression thread every night. You will saturate it. Soon you will be coming here just for the depression posting and losing the sense of community and common bond that brought us all together in the first place.
>>5381785
>>5381844
>>5381970
>Your gaze had been solely focused on the floor for most of this ordeal as you tried to avoid the glare of her brother, sisters, and parents.
>Even so you can still feel their eyes on you like knives stabbing into your flesh.
>Your only thoughts of escape. Running as fast as you can and as far as you can from where you are now.
>But those thoughts don't stay long.
>You can feel the warmth of her small hand as she grips yours tightly.
>You turn to her and she meets your gaze, a small smile across her face as she looks to you.
>Knowing that you'll always be there for her.
>You don't know what will come of this, but you feel the need to speak up. You can't hold back any longer.
>"Your daughter's pregnant Mr. Loud, and I'm the father."
>Everyone jumps as a shrill scream erupts from just outside the room.
>A small figure donning a glittering pink dress rushes in with a look of anger on her face.
>Lola yelled at her twin from across the room, "I thought we agreed that I was gonna be the mommy!"
>"But it's not fair when it's always your turn! I wanna be a mommy with anon," Lana replied back.
>"But YOU don't even like to play these games!"
>The twins start fighting and the rest of the family laughs.
>"So how was it? My delivery was kinda flat wasn't it?" you finally say after that tense moment.
>He shrugged, "You certainly could have said that with a little bit more passion, but I will give you marks for your acting. You looked like you were about to pass out," Mr Loud chuckled heartily.
>The twins race back to you a look of longing on their faces.
>"Tell Lola that I'm gonna be a better mom!"
>"No tell Lana that I'm gonna be the best mommy ever!"
>You kneel down and wrap your arms around the two.
>"The both of you will become amazing mothers when you're older. I guarantee that!"
>They both flash you a big toothy grin and wrap you in a warm embrace.
END SCENE
>>5382606
Lola, Lucy, and Luan
>>5382609
go back to your marecock thread, kid
>>5382606
Luna's freckled bubble butt hands down!
>>5382504
Don't forget we also protect these threads, when shit hits the fan we purge heretics and ask questions never. (we bump image limit to the max to end threads that have gone to max shit levels)
>>5381554
going for 8 or 9
>>5381971
Everyone knows his wife wears the pants of the family
>>5382630
This is what you get for being picky.
>>5382507
That's actually how Lincoln reproduces. If they were to fuck another Lincoln would be born. Then a Liberty would follow and then it would just continue boy then girl etc.
>>5381554
ill marry her and take care of the kids.
>>5382504
I never have a problem with you guise. I actually love seeing all the pictures and the comfy /tg/ feel you guys bring.
Don't stop purging
The Santiago Wolf and the Johnson Fox.
Heresy?
>>5382680
What is even the origin of this meme?
>>5382680
sb you dirty devil, you have done it again
>>5381554
rollin
>>5382616
GOLDEN BRUVA! You should greentext more often your quite good at it!
>>5382680
How do we get this absolute madman to stop
>>5382680
should be the Johnson Cougar tbqh
noice art nonetheless
>>5382693
Ultrahand did the original, I think.
IIRC he had a reason for it, but just dropped it. still sexy though
>>5382681
>implying I don't like a little bit of slaanesh in my life
>>5382680
The cunning Vixen prepares to use every voluptuous tool at her disposal to claim the downy haired prey for her own ravishing ends. The young wolf may be spirited, but will her fire be enough to match her experienced rival?
Your thick girls absolutely never fail to get me going, man. I love it!
I need pictures.
Pictures of Butler Linc and Prisoner Lola.
For reasons.
>>5382727
you may want to retract that statement marine, we wouldnt want any reports to get filed with your ID number written down. Best to avoid chaos, lest it warp the unit and lead to our demise
>>5382507
Id imagine a child made for selfcest would be downright impossible the fertilized egg and a child would never form
If by some miracle it does work it would probably be clone of either sex
>>5382757
>>5382681
>slapping a nasty penis on a perfectly good Gardevoir
>futa art ever
HERESY of the HIGHEST order
>>5382680
SB you crazy bastard. I'm digging it.
>>5382708
All I do is greentext. I'm a late-nighter so most of what I post is during these hours, but regardless of the time it usually gets lost in all the shitposting.
>>5382767
Emperor's children, already fucked both figuratively and literally.
>>5382768
What if they were just twins? Their children would be guaranteed to be fucked up, right?
>>5382768
Then they fuck the kid and get another copy right?
>>5382791
Absolutely guaranteed it will have some sort of serious medical problem
>>5382693
there was a fic of like a theater show of red riding hood in the school and lincoln wasthe red bitch and ronnie the wolf
good bye asses
how could something be so perfect?
>>5382830
>In this episode of the Loud House Lincoln and Liberty learn about safe sex and pregnancy prevention.
Anyone interested in the late night flockdraw, we are drawin
>>5382798
Pretty sure genetics change little by little due to various factors, So if the parents were the same exact person with different sexual organs, The kid would come out different due to what the mothers health and diet while its forming.
>>5382866
She just is. I'm off to bed and dream of Luna!
>>5382063
>the micheal bay demographic
>>5382866
>Luna 482
Just how many Luna pictures do you have, mate?
>>5382876
>All of those Lincoln suicide attempts
Well. It looks like that Inadequate fic finally got some fanart after all...
>>5382876
>that Lincoln and Lynn drawing
wew lad
>>5382916
compared to the other guys art yeah, not too great, but im using mouse
>>5382237
You think that's alotta effort.
I'm working on a Star Darlings x Corpse Party story, only instead of Sachiko, I am basing the spirits off the ghosts from the 13 ghost movie.
>>5382891
>tfw can't dream
>tfw all nights are dreamless
I haven't had a wet dream since I was a wee teen.
>>5382089
I'm very confused by that pic. Mainly wanting to know why her bellybutton piercing is a nipple piercing (not placed correctly) and what the deal is with those pubes.
>>5382906
passed 900 with today's episode
>>5382926
Didn't mean it like that.
I meant WEW LAD, that's hot. I love Lynncoln stuff
>>5382926
He was saying how lewd it was, not bad.
>>5382926
It looks fine to me dude
>>5382942
show folder, fagit
>>5382367
I was hoping for suffering.
any good despair fics?
>>5382947
>>5382949
>>5382953
Oh, well thanks then, thats good to hear!
I fixed her head a bit though, her ear was on the wrong side, still helped me fix some errors, so thanks!
>>5382972
inadequate is pretty much the best depressing fic we have
I'm more shocked that Lola wasn't taking her sisters on the biggest ruse cruise of all time. She is the most savage Loud no question.
>>5382972
depends on what you're looking for
>>5382991
Pretty sure that's not Ultrahand
>>5382876
context?
>>5382975
I love me more suicidal Linc tbqh.
>>5382995
Are you sure? It certainly looks like his style.
okay think of this
Loud House AU
where Lincoln is an imaginary brother shared by the sisters.
It is so bad, that even Lincoln thinks he is real.
>[Lori, Leni, Luan, Lynn, and Luna have all synced on their periods for the month]
>[Lori has just finished going off on a Police Officer]
>Police officer walks over to Lincoln: Um, excuse me, young man. Is it defcon 3?
>Lincoln whispers: 2!
>Officer looks at him with pity: Thought so.
>Lincoln: Are you going to arrest me?
>Officer: No.
>Lincoln: Please? Could you at least give me the taser or something?
>>5383013
dumb
>>5382991
That's not Ultrahand, that's BoyBox
It's pretty easy to confuse the two, though. They both draw very well to the show's style through crisp lines
>>5383022
>image
but then wouldn't we lose like 70% of /lhg/?
>That episode where Lincoln discovers his mother had a stillbirth, and that stillbirth haunts the house
What the fuck was Savino smoking?
>>5383015
So he isn't BB?
Geez, that's embarrassing. I need to learn more on the artists
>>5382972
There was the adopted Lincoln story that was getting sad
>>5382972
I've got a few
http://pastebin.com/E8sQqCHU
http://pastebin.com/um8qbV2W
http://pastebin.com/tTyuWdph
The second one though is really long, and the third one is an anon story though.
I hope these are to your liking.
>>5383088
There's a drawpile open? is it another discord thing
>>5383088
>>5383088
damn velociraptors
>>5382972
What do you mean by "despair"?
>>5382972
Here's a story I wrote, it's a bit long so sorry if you're not into that
Linc: http://pastebin.com/f0vsUhph
>>5383088
That is just astonishingly cute.
Is it depressing hours yet?
>>5383111
pain, suffering, zetsubou, a loss of light, anything.
I tend to write alot of suffering fics for Ever After High
>>5383137
damn mang...
Lincoln abuse is rough
UNF
>>5383146
Why did you let it happen Lynn? Why couldn't you be there for him when he needed it? Why did you let your younger brother take his own life?
Doing requests.
preferably something with the girls from dance dance resolution.
Also holy shit Lola was such a cunt in that last episode.
>>5383024
it's not boybox either
>>5383166
I just love how the girls just randomly develop Rita's THICCness each episode.
Lynnerella art WHEN
>>5383191
This with the louds
>>5383137
fuck, man
just why
>>5383196
>>5383191
The girls from DDR stomping on Lincoln's log.
>>5383191
How bout some Luna and Tabby rockin out?
>"Look here bum, I got a forty dollar bill that says you can't make me cum. You just can't do it."
>>5383191
A group pic of the girls trying each other's hobbies.
>>5383192
Yeah, I know now.
Pretty embarrassing of me
So guys, I have an idea, a really good either fic or pic request. You remember that video? Of that sad black dude talking to his friends grave? I think this is the perfect time to request that with either clyde or bobby to Lincolns grave. Kinda to ride off of the Linc abuse and depression hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
So this as either a fic or pic with linc as the grave
>>5383194
>>5383243
enclave is pro man
>>5382447
what is this a reference to?
>>5383272
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>5383238
>That video.
Shit mang it gets to me everytime.
>>5383238
>When his laughter turns to crying
Fuck mang
pic related shows up at your door, wat do?
>>5383238
>no one will ever care about your death like this
I don't know if that's a bad feel or not
>>5383185
Would Lynn be able to handle it, Tough girls typically end up the most emotionally fragile,
She would probably stage some kind of sports accident as her method of suicide.
>>5383293
Tell him to come back with a shotgun because you can't just half-ass tradition.
>>5383293
Wonder who they're looking for cause I like Luna but would make a village of children with Leni
>>5383116
Just started reading this and enjoying it so far. Good work!
>>5383293
"Uh...do I know you?"
>>5383238
>tfw just saw this for this first time
Jesus fucking Christ man...
>>5383312
>Lynn leaves it up-to a game of chance with a Evel Knievel styled trick jump
>She doesn't make it
>>5383351
its sad but it kinda gives me some happiness knowing how cool it is they are that close
>>5383308
>>5383292
>>5383287
thanks for sharing the melancholy, its sad but nice. Hope we get a good fic as requested to give us some feels
>>5383367
>Lori found her goodbye note minutes before the stunt.
>Calls Luna and Luan to stop her
>they don't make it, 2 louds down
>They havn't even explained it to Leni yet
>>5383372
Well fuck, I was going to work on my NEET Lori fic, but I might give this a shot.
I'm not going to make any promises at the moment though since I'm trying to break through this writer's block.
If anyone else wants to take a crack at it, go for it.
>>5383376
Shit mang, could you even begin to imagine how badly a suicide would fuck a family as close and loving as the Loud's?
Fuck, a suicide in general would be pretty shit, learning that someone you loved popped themselves instead of coming to you for help, then feeling guilt for the rest of your life that you didn't help them.
>>5383372
Does anyone have a link to that fic where Clyde dies pushing Lincoln out of the way of a car?
>>5383376
>The older louds start to worry about Lucy
>She lost her two closest siblings and friends
>Despite their best efforts the vents started to leak blood
>>5383381
Shit mang, if you're willing to try your hand I better get ready with some tissues. I Can't Lose You smacked me hard.
Though if you can't, don't beat yourself over it. I know how much this writer's block is depressing you. Hang in there, Nito
>>5383404
>Lucy begins to cut on the regular
>Lori finds her poem book
>One page is filled with "I want to die"
>>5383393
I have had some people i know do it, not too close, I was in pictures and class with them. Its the fucking worst, i was suprisingly unphased for awhile but the air around was dark for a long time.
>>5383394
im searching
>>5383404
I feel like Lucy would be one of the last to go, if not one of the only ones to deal with it best
Im also drawing something to compliment the Lynn suicide
>Luan sees her sister die
>NOT FUNNY
>She cant bring herself to make any jokes anymore out of respect
>lives the rest of her life in agonizing complacency
>Luna finnaly finds the words to her songs
>becomes a huge hit
>drugs and booze take control
>How long until shes next?
>>5383439
I think I can do this, I'm working on it now.
I need some mood music though, does anyone have any melancholy/sad R&B or soul songs?
>>5383442
>That episode where Lucy goes on suicide watch and Lincoln sprints home everyday after school at full speed
>When he disappears for a week only to come back with puffy, red eyes, no longer sprinting home after school
>>5383393
It would absolutely shatter them. Even a death in the family would be catastrophic, but a suicide would be utterly unthinkable. Weeks of howling grief bleeding into months of numb repetition just to stave off the maddening assault of the ragged hole in all their lives. And the years of pain, self-recrimination and blame-seeking, silently endured for the sake of anything that could be called normality.
In the middle of it all, Lily grows up, conscious that something is truly wrong with her family. Maybe she doesn't quite remember, but she knows that someone she loved dearly is gone. The memories she has of when she was a baby, the glowing smiles and veritable hurricane of love she always felt... they're gone. Yes, they smile now, but there's always pain in their eyes, a sadness that weighs on every word.
>>5383454
Godspeed, Nito. My heart awaits a rending yet again.
Might be a little straightforward, but What It's Like by Everlast always gets me misty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPoEA43cqKc
From a more loving perspective, Just Another Day Without You is also nicely melancholy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbsN9lProEQ
>>5383393
I couldn't even fathom it. The Loud House would never be the same for them.
Would they have those family sleepovers anymore? Would they drift apart due to the overall melancholy? I dunno. I just would never want to see it happen to a family like this, ever
>>5383473
Fuck, this one really got to me.
I give up.
I feel like killing myself.
>>5383485
>>5383473
What if Lucy just started cutting, you know, to be emo, and she went to far one day and died in Lincoln's arms?
>>5383451
>>5383481
>Suffering that ends up lasting for years to come
That would be horrible. They all mourn but even after years they can't get over it and one by one their lives just start spiraling out of control.
It feels like Luan would try making jokes as a form of grief, but by doing so she also end up alienating herself from the rest of her family. She then either takes her own life repeating everything, or just ends up having a complete meltdown in front of her family.
>>5383495
It looks nice.
>>5383496
She's to big of a poser to do something like that, thank God.
>>5383454
This is the music I listen to when I read sad fics. Not really melancholy, more akin to thinking music, but here:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aVnLon8TvXk
>>5383496
You know as a joke.
is it time for Real Suicidal Hours 2:tElectric Boogaloo
>>5383495
don't friend
>>5383454
Origional requester here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&list=PLllJEZOglpoE0xti2zc9_aM682bM9EJ8t&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd_Fdly3rX8
only couple i could find for now
this pic ties into Lynn ending it after lincoln
>>5383507
But what if she did it once, to see what it was like and she fucked up?
>>5383527
Most people just cut sideways; they don't know that straight down is the way to really do it. Lucy would probably just feel the metal on her skin and freak out and stop.
More importantly, stop trying to kill Lucy you monster!
>>5383521
We need a Loud version of this for suicidal hours
>>5383521
Yeah.
I guess we're putting our will to die on the LH members. We like to mix it up everytime.
>>5383537
or like this
>>5383442
>Lori turns to the next page
>"Its my fault, Its my fault, Its my fault" is repeated over and over with increasing inaccurate grammar eventually devolving into scribbles and scratches
>Lori went to check on Lucy who was sleeping in her bed, Or so she thought
>She lifted up the bed only to reveal a manikin dressed in attire remarkably similar to her sister
>In a panic Lori screamed, Alerting the family, She desperately tried to squeeze though the vents in a attempt to search for her sister
>Sometime later the vents started to drip blood, It was obvious what it was from
>When he body was recovered from the vents, There was a single word painted with blood, "Sorry"
>Luna couldn't handle it, She ran away from home to be a runaway rockstar, No-one knows of her current whereabouts
>Luan went absolutely mad, She adapted a persona and drowned herself in comedy, Eventually she took up ventriloquism and never talked without a puppet in hand
>The rest of the family tried to pretend to live a normal family life, But it was no longer loud house
GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED
>>5383496
>>5383517
>Lucy starts cutting to get attention
>It keeps working, so she keeps doing it more and more, but she never gets truly suicidal
>One day, with Lincoln watching she cuts a little too deep and severs a major artery
>Lincoln roles his eyes and turns his back, finally wising up to her game, not noticing the alarming jet of blood
>When the bleeding doesn't even slow down Lucy gets genuinely scared, especially when her vision starts to go dark
>As she gets on her knees she feebly raises her hand towards Lincolns back, whispering out "L-Lincoln, help me" so quietly her big brother doesn't notice
>She begins to cry, realizing she's about to die with her brother mere meters away
>By the time Lincoln finally realizes something feels off and turns around it's already too late to save her
>He has to spend the rest of his life knowing he let his little sister die just because he thought she wouldn't go through with it
>>5383544
>>5383548
SHIT I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO DO IT FUCK
>>5383545
God left us a long time ago
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME CRY /TLHG/ YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FUCKING CRY, THIS SHIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhNrqc6yvTU
>>5383558
Thats not even the half of it
>>5383558
I-I'd go to his party
>>5383548
Now we reach real levels of depressing hours
>>5383548
>>5383496
It all depends on what you want to see.
>Lucy slowly dies in Lincoln's arms keeping her calm demeanor even as she passes away. Lincoln is hysterical, trying to call for help and sobbing. All the while Lucy tries to tell her brother to not be sad, to continue living on for their family, and to remember her.
Or.
>Lincoln tries his best to keep his sister calm, but the sudden realization that she is dying causes her to lose it. She completely breaks character and starts crying out for her mom and dad or how she doesn't want to die. Lincoln does his best to try and be there for her while hoping for help to arrive. It doesn't arrive. Lincoln holds her in his arms all the while saying "I'm scared."
>>5383585
The first one. That second one is too fucking sad man.
>>5383585
Go with the second option, Seems much more realistic
https://youtu.be/kotNxb2YApk?t=184
This with Lincoln pic request
>>5383544
>Eventually she took up ventriloquism and never talked without a puppet in hand
I honestly laughed at imagining this
>"Hey Luan, how are you feeling today?"
>Luan's face is blank. Her entire body is still, the only movement coming from her left hand
>Mr. Coconuts moves his head down. He looks crestfallen
>"*Mr. Coconut's voice* I feel awful. I want to die."
>>5383585
Holy fuck, I don't even want to imagine how absolutely devastating it would be to hold your slowly dying sister in your arms while she cries out "I don't want to die anon! Please! Don't let me die!" all while knowing there's nothing you can do to help her.
Fuck you sad faggots. I'm happy bombing this thread until you learn that there's joy in life.
>>5383563
I wonder if he killed himself already.
Just look at him. His soul is fucking shattered. Why didn't anybody go ti his goddamn party?
>>5383608
no sunshine
>You just told her Lincolns gone
>She thinks that means he ran away
>you cant tell her hes dead
>>5383625
Life is full of harshness, anon. Sad little facts about ourselves and horrible truths we destroy ourselves over. Being happy isn't about ignoring them, but working towards accepting and improving on them, hoping and striving for more than despair.
>>5383608
>In that little opening at the bottom of her shirt you see flesh
>Shes not wearing any pants, Probably not any panties either
guns and this show are the only things that makes me happy anymore, I literally work just so I can buy more guns & pay for the internet so I can watch the show
>>5383607
What movie is this from again? That scene looks powerful as hell
>>5383641
>tfw depression boners right now
>>5383645
Happiness is a warm gun, anon. Nothing wrong with enjoying your hobbies so long as you're safe about them.
>>5383618
No, Linc. You're awesome.
I'm just a fag in a gook pic dump forum.
>>5382680
Can Lynndog protect Lincoln from the she-beasts of the forest that hunger for his innocence?
>>5383641
She's just wearing skin-colored bottoms, anon
>>5383648
Come and See (1985)
The film that's a bit infamous for shooting actually tracer rounds only a few feet above a child actors head.
>>5383669
Eh? Why is that so bad?
>>5383676
They used full auto machine guns from a few hundred meters away to do it, slightly bad aim and that kid could have been killed.
Fuckin' slavs don't half ass shit
>>5383685
Both
>>5383685
Masturbation
>>5383685
Selfcest
>>5383625
Don't worry, guys. He's doing better, lately :)
>tfw Yuros have to wake to Real Suicidal Hours™
That has to fucking suck
>>5383641
>>5383656
Happy to be alive sex then
Fuck depression hours.
>>5383688
Holy shit I thought you meant they were only shooting right next to the boy. Goddamn that must have been horrific.
Though, pretty sure it enhanced the experience.
>>5383544
>Rita takes up drinking
>Lynn Sr buries himself in his work
>Lori leaves for college
>Leni wonders where half her siblings went
>Luna ran away
>Luan only talks with ventriloquism
>Lana and Lola had a falling out, Lana moved into Lucy and Lynn's old room
>Lisa never leaves her room anymore
>Lincoln's old room becomes a closet
>>5383726
Fic about Loud family hug practice when?
>>5383712
Its alright, f.am. We're getting used to it.
I've been myself a little blue due to homesickness, because I am currently studying abroad for yet another years and a half, away from my family, and all my siblings (beside my little sister) have moved out of our parents' home.
But the idea that soon or later (hopefully for Christmas), I'll see them back, and we'll spend time together like we used to do back in the good ol' days fills me with happiness.
>>5383733
Which Loud do you think gives the best hugs? My money is on Lincoln.
>>5383726
Happy Loud siblings here.
Would you let Lucy sweet talk you into suicide?
>>5383680
Not him, but thanks man. It's really noble of you to try to end real depression hours (even though it's really not, we're just talking about some depressive shit).
You're a cool guy
>tfw CAPTCHA was a jet instead of a shitty street sign
>>5383750
Probably Lynn, She likes physical contact
>>5383762
>>5383705
>2015
Is that his last post
>>5383753
They're a nice family.
>>5383764
I don't know man, that anon from a week ago proved that this place can get more real than any of us want it to be during the late hours. Most people are probably just throwing ideas around, yeah, but you never know for sure.
>>5383750
Lisa. Not because she's particularly good at it, but because she rarely gives them.
Her hugs are valued like gold.
>>5383768
Of course it isn't. But then I don't feel like spreading a random guy's whole life on a Nepalese tapestry museum.
But believe me, the dude's doing better
>>5383716
>that absolute autistic picture of reaction crops
That would actually make me feel even worse tbqh
What would Savino be feeling if he came into this thread right now and saw that his fanbase are losers?
http://pastebin.com/AgMNQBWR
Here we go, a fic where Bobby goes to meet his lil' bro on a cold winter day.
This one is extremely short, I wasn't sure just how long I could make one scene go on.
Overall this was me trying to break through my writer's block so sorry if it isn't up to snuff.
I hope you guys enjoy it.
>>5383809
Cheer up Charlie Brown!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPeT0eFteiY
>>5383819
He'd tell us to go out and become family men, of course.
>>5383823
Thanks Nito, good work as always.
>>5383819
He'd give all of our waifus love interests
Bunnies! Two for one!
Get yours today!
>>5383685
>>5383698
I've inked this picture anon, but if you still like the blue sketch version I won't hold it against you.
>>5383809
He just needs a bigger family.
>>5383823
Damn it Nito. Just when I started getting over it.
>>5383839
Oh shit. I didn't even notice!
>dat Luan
I love her, I truly do.
>>5383849
It's hard not to, anon.
>>5383849
Someone badly photoshop quints onto Lynn's face for the Luan get
>>5383826
>>5383841
I'm glad you guys liked it; I was scared that this fic wasn't going to do well because it's so short.
But I'm happy that you guys enjoyed it (Or were at least saddened by it.)
It's honestly got me interested in doing a suicide fic for one of the Louds, though I'm not sure who.
Of course I have to finish the fics that I've got in the works right now before taking on any new projects.
This was good though, it really helped me break through my writer's block.
>>5383849
>dat Lynn
Knows to not skip meals. It's bad for you!
I'm currently working on a Lynncoln cutefic, happening several years before the current timeline, to make y'all feel better.
Hang in there little niggas
>>5383858
I prefer short stuff most of the time desu. Long fics have a habit of being drawn out or losing my interest, this one is was just right.
>>5383864
You're a good man
>>5383823
Nice job, Nito.
You've worked your magic yet again goddammit. It's great and it's matched the video's humanity perfectly
perfection
Wow. Didn't even notice that we almost reach the image limit.
New thread to migrate to >>5383678
Gonna tap out for now.
See you guys later.
>>5383823
Oh fuck you Nito, this gave me a lump in my throat!
Good job, doe.
Now I'm waiting for >>5383864 this guy to deliver his cutefic and make me feel better. We got high expectations, boy!
>>5383879
Perfection? She's got that.
Best chin in the show right here
>>5383849
Luan approves of Lynn getting fat.
>>5381680
WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GET IGNORED
>>5384386
pearls before swine my friend.