no nerds allowed

Scrundle

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I love you possum thread.

>>5364779
just what the fuck is it?
scientists baffled

more at 11

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>>5365170
I love possum threads too!

who here likes bukowski?

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How's everybody's day going? Keeping it real and sticking it to the man?

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is this a nerd?

>>5366982
wtf is this?

>>5366991
A ref sheet of a character that makes dry ironic jokes.

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>>5366991

>>5367012
I like it now.

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>>5367015

>>5366982
>>5367012
>>5367025
hey can we not

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>>5366982
>>5367012
>>5367025

>>5366982
>>5367012
>>5367025
you are excommunicated

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>>5366982
>>5367012
>>5367025
Femboys are shit.

lets not turn this into a porn dump

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>>5368452

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>>5368469

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>>5368475

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>>5368476

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>>5368481
Clem is such a floozy

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>>5368489

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>>5368494
Do you prefer your Clems flat...

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>>5368503
Or with balloon titties?

ughh

>>5368503
Flat.

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>>5366921
yeah im chillin.
keepin it real like ian beale
ya feel?

>>5366982
He could just shave his head, no? And maybe buy some clothes that aren't skin tight?

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draw mspaint clems
post results here
???
profit

>>5370076
It's not very smart

>>5370159
honestly i cant even fucking work paint lol

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>>5366921
Haha I hate myself
Life's pretty rad overall though

Post moar porn

i hope you all die in a car fire

Do not sexualize the Clem

im hurting so bad
i thought i had my depression under control. i hadnt had an episode in like a year

>>5371906
you can't get it 'under control'
not usually anyway.
cuz if you think you do, then all your doing is letting your guard down, and when it comes back, it'll be even worse.
best thing to do is get help (if you aren't already) and don't do anything stupid.
if you've had a year of feeling (at the very least) okay, then its pretty safe to assume there'll be another time when you can feel normal again.
until then, get therapy, exercise, sleep better, whatever you reckon will help.
try and find a cause for what made you feel like shit again (although there isn't always one)

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>>5370159
over 9000 hours

>>5372412
nice

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>>5370159
Haven't drawn clem in ages and I usually use other programs but this was fun

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>>5370159

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>>5374559

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>>5366921
Haha I hate myself
real talk tho its all good.
hows urself?

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Woops

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>>5374980

>>5375279
They call it trash, but every time I come here I find treasures.

>>5364570
Bump

My phone died and I lost my extensive collection of Clem reaction images plus help

>>5380243
>not keeping your clems in a flashdrive with you at all times

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>>5380243
>relying on a phone

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>>5381223
>using possums for evil

>>5375128
Shit. Getting there but for now it's a steep down hill.

>>5366921
hoping someone calls in sick so i can scrape their delicious hours

sux because i wanna fly to sweden asap

im self destructing
no one can save me
you asked me if i love you i said maybe

>>5383239
What's in Sweden that's so important?

>>5384658
someone i want to see

>>5384692
Fair enough. I hope you get there soon.

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>>5384939
>>5384944
>>5384947
>>5384950
>>5384955
>>5384960
>>5384963

i dont know if you guys are lost but this is not a porn thread

>>5385017
hey at least they're not posting animu girls with possum ears

>>5385045
Someone do this.

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>>5385470

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>>5370159

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>>5381279
Just saying that it's exceptionally stupid to rely on something that breaks and/or is lost as readily as a phone.

>>5383239
>sux because i wanna fly to sweden asap

Why would you want to do that to yourself?

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>no nerds allowed
Fuck

>>5370159
Please let me hang around guys, I won't make any trouble

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>>5387798
we dont like nerds round these parts

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>>5365243
>>5364779

>>5387995
Don't worry, I'm used to that

>>5388103
im gonna kick your ass nerd
cmere

my possum kigu pyjamas arrived today and they are gr8

>>5389038
honestly gas all weeaboos

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>>5389038
post pics faggot

>>5389038
Pics or it didn't happen

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Poossooms

>>5366921
haha i hate myself

>>5389038
Pics are needed

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>>5366921
Haha I hate myself

haha I hate myself

>>5398437
at work, maybe later

>>5366921
haha I hate myself

>>5401286
is he snapping at them? don't scaremonger animals man not cool

>>5401371
It's a scene from a short documentary about the opossum and the snapping is done to demonstrate their sensitivity to sound.

ok seriously though does anyone here have a pet possum? i do hes adorable and i love him
ive owned a ferret but that was too much on me. they make terrible pets and are "domestic" in the very barest sense of the word

>>5405479
unfortunately I don't live on a continent with opossums
I do however hear that pet possums are basically just more placid cats in that they let you do what you want with them and spend half their time just wandering around

>>5405479
My Girlfriend does wildlife rescue stuff and right now we're taking care of a possum.

>>5405479
>i do hes adorable and i love him
Ooh pics of possum pet please. I've just got a stupid cat. Is it even legal to have one for a pet?

>>5405935
>spend half their time just wandering around
i've owned cats for years and they do that too but yeah
well, some of them
they go around the house and sniff everything and look around like they've never been there before. my possum does that too

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>>5404507
>>5401286
CUTE

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>>5398437
>>5389896
>>5389453
posting my shit

>>5405479
>>5406029
Possums are not great pets, a lot more domestic than ferrets of course, but they generally don't stay healthy in captivity. You have to very carefully limit how much it is allowed to eat, and walk it for about a mile almost every night. Definitely not a pet for those with day jobs.

>>5406380
Cutie.

>>5406401
i know what im doing. relax

>>5406380
so where did you get it?

>>5406632
Don't mean to tell the opossum owner that he should stop what he's doing, just advising anyone considering adopting an opossum that they are not common pets for a reason.

>>5407174
commissioned from lemonbrat

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>ywn live with clemintine
>ywn breed with her like a mad rabbit
>ywn have hundreds of possum joeys
>ywn have a passel of possum joeys you can conviently carry on your back

>>5408775
is that what a bunch of possums is called?

>>5408788
Yep, a group of possum is called a passel, evidence here
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-opossums

>>5406380
>tail comes from behind and continues off to the side
how long is it?

>>5408852
Five feet!

>>5408775
shut the fuck up nerd
i thought we EXPLICITLY said in the op no fucking nerds that means no >tfw ywn waifushit sad sack motherFUCKERS

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>>5409235
what did you just SAY
no really, say that again, i DARE you.
i'm sorry, i thought this was MERICA, land of the FREE, home of the brave, im sorry i did not realize this was COMMIELAND
YOU, ME, BEHIND THE DUMPSTER, 3:00, DONT BE LATE

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>>5409513
I DON WAN NO TROUBLE PLZ NO HURT
pic related is me SCRAEMING

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>>5409601
Okay, i'm very sorry, I did not mean to cause you so much distress, it pains me to see you like this, I am very sorry for everything I said to you. Kay dude?

>>5409677
fukken pussy ass nerd loll

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>>5409770
OKAY THATS IT, THIS THE FINAL STRAW
I GAVE YOU KINDESS, AND YOU BACKSTAB ME
JEW NOSED POSSOM
WE FIGHT NOOOWWWW!!!
>charges you

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>>5409909

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>>5410288
What?

>>5366921
haha i hate myself

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Stop fighting!

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>>5410591
i will fucking KILL you motherfucker

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I fucking hate fucking weird possums, they have 13 nipples and 2 vaginas
Fucking weird

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>>5410591
fuck you

>>5410710
at least they're not like ducks where their vaginas have multiple paths, with dead ends

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superior possum waifue

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>>5410591
>>5410737
Shitty comic for shitty people with shitty taste.

>>5406380
Do you also have a bori pajamas?

>>5406380
I need these in my life.

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>>5410591
continue fighting

>>5366921

Ha ha I hate myself

>>5411053
yep, it's shitty, a lot like Habits
"I'm a reject lesbian who does drugs"
"I'm a reject lesbian who gets in fights"
spot the difference, oh wait there is none

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>>5387288
I HATE THIS IMAGE. I HATE THIS FUCKING IMAGE SO MUCH.
IT'S ALWAYS USED BY STRAYA FAGGOTS WHO SAY "my possum are cute, you burger possum is mean"
FUCK YOU!
WHOEVER EDITED THIS SHITTY IMAGE LITERALLY USED THE SHARPEN TOOL ON THE TEETH.
ALSO, PRETTY SURE OPOSSUM EYES DON'T AND NEVER HAVE LOOKED LIKE THAT. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, ANIMALS IN GENERAL DON'T TYPICALLY HAVE BLACK FUCKING SCLERA WITH WHITE IRISES.

>>5407819
Does anybody know any where else that make these? I just want to see some of the different options for either a Raccoon or a Opossum.

>>5417662
straya fag here. I much prefer opossums.

>>5419042
I don't mean all straya are fags ofc, I mean fags from straya

>>5419149
I am a fag from straya but I get what you are saying.

>>5413814
yes, they're both mine
I like my kigus

>>5418185
not too hard to find independent artists who make them, just try looking for kigurumis on tumblr/deviantart/furaffinity/etsy

>>5417609
whats the name of the comic people are talking about

>>5419551
Any advice for ordering them? I've never done a commission before so I'm not sure how many details are to many.

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>>5419603
the other comic is poppy opossum

it's pretty ok but it's way different from habits in terms of tone and setting

>>5419628
if you're looking for anything more than a normal animal then you'd probably want to supply a reference sheet or have someone else draw one for you if you're like me and cannot into art
I had a reference sheet drawn for the bori kigu since otherwise it would've been difficult to get all the details down via words but I didn't for the possum, and just mentioned the few specific details I wanted like the long tail, glovelets and the ruff around the neck

it'd also probably be a good idea to look through the artist gallery of the person you want to commission as well to see what they've made before in case you want some specific feature on a kigu to see if they've done it or something similar in the past

>>5419699
Thanks. Now I just need to decide what animal.

>>5419551
>yes, they're both mine
Haha nice

tfw no possums in europe

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>>5419771
a-at least we have foxes and deer right?

>>5419771
>>5419783
>tfw only local wildlife is packs of semi-feral dogs

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>>5419634
It also hasn't been particularly grabbing for a while either. Long portions of exposition. The last time we had something fun was the royal family taking a visit. The tournament arc really was the highlight of the entire thing so far.

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>>5419884
yeye the second the lore rolled in it felt less fun

i need more trannybird and slutcat shenanigans instead

>>5406380
What style gloves are those ones?

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>>5420071
glovelets
seperate hole for thumb and one big hole for all your fingers to poke out

looks like pic related

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>>5420094
How warm would you say it is? I live in an area where it's boiling for 3 seasons and freezing for 1 so I'm hoping it isn't to warm.

Sorry about all the questions.

>>5420124
I'm a britfag, so we get mildly warm to mildly cold weather all year round and it's pretty cosy to wear at night but I wouldn't wear it on hot days

that said you could probably ask an artist what material they use or if they have any recommendations for something a bit lighter if you're concerned about it being too warm

>>5420177
Thanks I'll just send them a message with some of my questions.

>>5420184
no problem anon

does anyone have a pic of a sad looking opossum
i need it for reasons
shitposting reasons

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>>5420553

>>5420913
perfect
thank you

>>5406380
>>5420177
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>5424129
but im not a grill

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>>5425974

>>5427084
fuck off kyle

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>>5425974

>>5424129
>>5425974
>>5427084
>>5427421
>>5428439
He has at least 2 (two) cute pajamas
One for each

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>>5428639
they're not for THAT

>>5428915
For WHAT you sick fucko?
I meant you could just be cute together and maybe cuddle a bit (no homo)

>>5425974
>implying that matters on 4chan

possum meetup when

so tired of people around me being so negative. feel locked in, like i can't get near the crowd i want

>>5431078
never hopefully

>>5432166
>so tired of people around me being so negative
THEN WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT IN CLEM THREADS

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>>5432166
This thread is literally the most negative thing on the board.

>>5433987

>>5255529 is doing a good job at outdowning us desu

i'm just here for the feeling of punk, digital second hand smoke, and loitering on top of a bunch of bleachers

>>5434290
I can relate.

I love just wasting time and acting like trash.

>>5432166
you sound like you got a story to share

unload your emotional baggage laddo i'm all ears

Anybody know some good music to play loudly when I want to shoot myself?

>>5436649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzyAFxchUAA

>>5436681
It's alright but not really my kinda thang.

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>>5436649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fzFHdT7xao

Is Possoom thread dead?

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>>5439741
Even possums have to sleep, anon.

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>>5439808

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>>5439813

>>5439816
So is it weird to masturbate and sleep naked? I always have.

>>5439813
I was about to say something like ">masturbating naked".

>>5439829
Yes.

>>5439838
Well shit. Now I'm going to feel very awkward when I go to bed.

>>5364570
Where is this from?

>>5433519
>>5433987
not really in the "i'm sad and venting" kind of way. the "i'm an asshole to everyone all the time for no reason" kind of way

>>5436551
years and years buddy

>>5439829
Masturbating naked and then falling right asleep is the best way to end any day, but especially a shitty one.

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>>5439741
It's only playing dead.

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>>5366921
Haha I hate myself

>>5446617
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

haha

i hate myself

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dead bump

>>5452185
amazing

i'm back from work

i got chocolate instead of donuts

also i smell like flammable liquids because i fucked up at the gas station and forgot i forgot my car displays empty when it gets filled to the brim

good thing i only prepaid for 5 bucks worth of gas

I like this thread

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>>5455678
what type of chocolate is it? cocoa percentage?

you can get a headache if you'll smell gas for too long, be careful

and i'm going to the job interview again today, really hope i'll make it this time.

>>5456336
lindt swiss milk chocolate so probably not a high cacao percentage, it's great though because it doesn't have that hershey's sour taste

one with whole roasted almonds, one with raisins hazelnuts and almonds, and one with whole roasted hazelnuts

nah it's just my hands and the cuffs on my favourite jacket that are fucked

good luck on your interview, if you passed an initial one there's a good chance you'll be able to score on another

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>>5456305
i like it too bud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOP8_MLEqYg

>>5454418
Poor Douglas. He should stick to experimenting with gay sex.

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I love it when animals ride on shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21XBFaG5zGY

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>>5456609
Possums are accomplished extreme sportsmen.
Cool video, is that the fucking ROFLMAO song?

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>>5456650
>ROFLMAO song
Never heard this one before

I know the tune from here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPnRh9U8ZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZt80oiaJA

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>>5456568
So I've searched for the source of that gif
and what the fck guys

She's like an opossum lover/spiritual medium extraordinaire. It's pretty intense.
Her youtube is MEpearlA, there is also a website with the same name.

Here is a quick sample of what can you expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtLrn2zPTxQ

>>5456594
Experimenting with gay sex is a fun, safe and productive way to spend time.

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>>5457220
"Are you concerned about the mental health of your opossum? Well you should be."
I fucking coughed on my cigarette when she was doing the possum CPR and again at possum calisthenics.
What in the fuck, internet? Made my night.

>>5457494
Some bloody people shouldn't have access to the internet. 4chan makes up most of us.

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>>5456594
>>5457248
Experimenting with gay sex is a great activity that everyone should try.

We need more Kyle/Douglas

>>5457600
Out of curiosity how gay are people in this thread?

>>5458024
straight(????????)

like i'm romantically interested in a MTF transgender who doesn't look masculine at all does it still count

>>5458090
I couldn't tell you what that is but how's it going?

>>5458096
we had a shitload of really really heart to heart conversations, it feels like it's been going somewhere

it's still really early though, who knows what will happen in the future

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>>5458139
Good luck with it.

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>>5458024
100% homofag here.

>>5458090
>i'm romantically interested in a MTF transgender

STOP. This is a bad idea. Trannies are all terrible people and you should end any contact with them ASAP.

Also, a crazy dude pretending to be a chick is still a dude. You're a fag.

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>>5458024
Bi but I'm an indecisive fuck in pretty much every aspect of life. Cocks are great and especially great because they usually don't have an insane woman attached to them.
Girls smell better tho, no homo.

>>5458423
I'm gay and I admit girls smell pretty nice.

>>5458024
ive had gay sex and currently have a boyfriend you can be the judge

@5458229
yeah youre not getting my (You)

>>5458677
>ive had gay sex and currently have a boyfriend you can be the judge
Not him but yeah, I think that qualifies as pretty gay, bro. Give him a blowie for us!

>>5458024
Straight. Would fuck a cute twink or trap, though. All you fuckers who now want to call me gay, bi or pansexual or some other special club bullshit can fuck off. There's like 1 in a 1000 dudes I'd fuck, if that, and they pretty much look like girls.

>>5458750
Faggot. :^)

>>5458024
Really gay

>>5458024
pretty straight

>>5456609
>2012
that possum is long dead

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>>5462642
Yeah, I know
I can see it in his eyes.
The real question is - can i still cook him?

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>>5463006

>>5463330
does anyone even eat possum anymore

>>5458024
I suppose I'm bi, I honestly don't know
In general I like girls and wouldn't fuck a dude, even a cute one
Hypothetically I'd suck off a muscular furry dickgirl and then get fucked in the ass but I don't even seek out dickgirl porn

possum thread suicide pact when

>>5466009
Maybe later. I'm pretty miserable but I don't feel like killing myself.
Maybe something nice will happen in my life and I'll miss out on it.

>>5464949
They play dead on the road, it's literally free food.

>>5457220
Oh man I remember that lady, someone posted her in previous threads

She sure is wacky and I can never tell when she's joking and when she's being serious

>>5466009
Soon.

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Is this a good possum?

>>5468079
good / 10

>>5468079
>Human head hair

Fix this and it would be much better.

>>5458090
Same boat but bi

I can't believe I let her get away, I had a solid year before she started dating one of my coworkers

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Clementine Goes to the Fair

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>>5472453

>>5472465
lewd

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ayup

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A quick sketch before heading to my death.

Any cute webcomics about possums besides poppy?

>>5475911
Poppy isn't cute though.

>>5475728
Nice

>>5475728
Death sounds fun.

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>wake up angry
>be angry all day
>maybe even break something of mine
>go to bed angry
>wake up angry
>ad nauseam

i dont need snap-on studs or Blink 182 to be angry all the time thank you very much

>>5468079
>human hair
no, delet this nerd

>>5476039
Maid poppy is cute

>>5476912
All I need is the news.

>shitty "rapper"
>duped some dumb bitch
>killed her cat
>well known as a criminal
>still free somehow
>newspaper does piece on him
>editor for the same fucking newspaper ridicules the victim and suggest she's overreacting
>suggests "rapper" is a success story and we, as a nation, should be proud of him

Now I want to kill two people.

And man, I fucking hate rap, rappers, and anyone who unironically listens to that shit. And they all only get to think they're tough because the rest of us follows the rules. That paradox alone pisses me off.

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>>5478014
I know what you mean Anon. You see 16 year old driving around saying how tough they are and how hard their life is right after daddy got them a new car.

Then there are people who got jack shit growing up and still have nothing. I had nothing but an unemployed mother trying her best and I had to drop out of school and work in grade 10 just to keep myself alive. Now the most valuable possessions I own are my laptop that I got for $600 after saving for ages and carton of beer.

>>5478243
At least I can sort of see where this piece of shit is coming from. I bemoan the powers that be for letting him get away with it. That piece of shit belongs in jail, his assets seized by the state. No, what REALLY makes me angry is this upper class communist defending him. Because I also know his newspaper gets into a tizzy whenever someone uses harsh right wing language. So what is it? People should behave and never say anything nasty, or criminals are heroes and if you complain about them murdering your cat, you're overreacting? You can't have both.

Sheer fucking hypocrisy. And, of course, it's one rich cunt patting the back of another, while they both pretend to be lower class and "volkisch". Don't get me wrong, I'd love to be rich, but you'd better believe I wouldn't pretend to not be a rich cunt.

>>5478376
Haven't seen this one yet

>>5478014
>>5478243
>>5478362
You kind of have to learn to ignore how unfair life is, because, well, since it's an everpresent fact, you'll only get constantly bummed by it

I also have stopped watching TV ten years ago and I don't think I've actually missed out on anything. A lot of TV programs, including the "news", cultivate unhealthy attitudes.

>>5478429
Yeah I gave up on the news and I know nothing about my countries politics at the moment. It's just crap that either no one should care about or should be cause for us to kill ourselves.

How exactly is Clem able to afford cigarettes and shit? Last I heard she doesn't have a job.

>>5478574
You ever smoke? You always find a way.

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>>5478574
She helps Gary set up for gigs.

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>>5478654

>>5478014
>And man, I fucking hate rap, rappers, and anyone who unironically listens to that shit.
your anger is misdirected
listen to some wu tang or something

>>5478429
Yeah, that's true. But at the same time it feels like an obligation to know. I've always been the guy who knows all the shit no-one else knows. It just hurts to have literally no way to affect this shit. The divide between people and politics is massive, in this country, too.

>>5478738
Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5m97CBYmsc

for all of you

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>>5366921
haha I hate myself

>>5479671
For a solid second there I thought it said "Hey Anonymous".
I need some sleep.

>>5366921
haha I hate myself

>>5479671
I like it
but goddamn that singer has no rhythm

>>5482051
its not really supposed to be completely on the beat

>>5484438
Word.

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>>5479671
That was fucking awful.
I love it.

>>5484438
my lil nigga

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>>5370159
I drew her right hand so badly she puked on it and dropped her cig. This is the first time I've used my tablet for "art" instead of a weeb rhythm game.

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>>5488840
Clem would be proud

HAHA I HATE MYSELF
>>5458024
Bi, but like at least 90% into dudes. I own 2 Bad Dragon dicks.

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>>5492598

Rise from the ashes.

>>5366921
Haha I hate myself

>>5478014
I don't hate people who listen to rap
I hate people who think it's okay to blare rap through their phones when walking through the halls during lectures

They're annoyingly common in both the fine arts and performing arts buildings

More annoying than the person who sat next to be playing music so loud I'm sure the people 3 rows ahead could hear it through his earbuds

>>5497368
i dont understand why blaring shit out of your phone speakers in public is a thing that people do
like wtf

>>5497424
The three options I see are
>oblivious/without manners
>intentionally being an asshole
>attention whore