/sug/ - Steven Universe General "Paradise After Purgat

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>>466601
what a qt with a qt voice actor

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well look at that it's that time again!!!!!!! stay tuned for the next chapter or 2 in the next couple hours!!!!!!

CHAPTER 25 (1/2)

another slow day at the big donut. The two employees sit idle at the counter.
"hey sadie, I've been thinking. Maybe I should just quit? I mean, my heart just isn't into the donuts anymore. It's a really sad thought but I think I've just grown up. I used to love donuts as a kid. They were my favorite food. But ever since I started working here, the thought of eating one with all that sugar on and in it is enough to make me gag. I really don't mean any offense by this, but you've worked here a while, right? well, look what all those donuts have done to you."
"Lars you absolute piece of shit I don't even eat the donuts here. I swear to god I would beat the life out of you if I thought you actually knew any better"
"Wow, touchy subject. I thought we could be frank with each other, sadie, and not have to worry about the other getting sensitive."
"that's being frank? more like being an asshole. you made some really shitty assumptions. Just because I'm kind of maybe a little fat I must be sneaking off and eating donuts all day? For the record lars, I hate donuts too. We could have really connected here but you just had to bungle the whole thing by running your mouth."
"Connecting? Over a shared dislike? Seems a little shallow, sadie."

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662

>>466663
Sadie rolls her eyes and turns to face the clock. Only 3 more hours until she can go home to her anime and video games. These days those were all she ever did. Sadie does not have much of a social life. She realizes deep down that the games are a crutch, an escape from reality into a fantasy world of relaxing repetition and bright shiny colors, but she can't think of anything else to relieve her of her crushing existential boredom. day in and day out, she wakes up, goes to work, goes home, plays video games until bed, repeats. Through the games she can explore all sorts of amazing, colorful worlds, all much more fun and interesting than real life. When she first got into the games, years ago, she was conflicted about the whole "being a consumerist sheep" thing, but at this point she has long since rationalized that away. She looks back at the clock. Son of a bitch, it's only been 2 minutes.
"hey sadie, quick question for you"
"what do you want lars"
"do you believe that you have the ability to make decisions and form opinions outside of what you've been programmed to think and feel? Am I really only who I am today because a bunch of random events shaped my thoughts and feelings? Can you really do anything truly random without your brain knowing about it before you?"
"Jesus christ lars" sadie exclaims sullenly, "get out of here with that big bong theory garbage talk. Maybe you really should quit."

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Wait for the image limit next time, dipshit

>>466862
Read again, stupid cunt.

>>466611

It's not like threads weren't made any earlier.

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>>466881
25 images are a lot of fucking images dickwad
There's literally no reason to jump the shark

>>466958
>There's literally no reason to jump the shark
what if it's a shark-jumping contest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FKNViujeM

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>>466958
Yes there is, dumbshit.
I invite you to take a look to the beginning of this thread and last one.

>>466958
why would you add freckles to a nig?
why would anybody?

>>467009
i see nothing wrong there

>>466881
you fucked it up and your also a rude little needle dick.

if you stop posting you might get a hard-on again.

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>>467046
hidden lol

>>467009
i also invite you to gag on this dick while your at it.

and because you wanted to jump the gun i'll be running the op game from now on plebe.

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>>466988
Then you didn't qualify, the finals already took place
>>467009
One starts with people posting "first for ____" for about 20 posts
This one will have people going "first for ____" as soon as the other thread reaches image limit and people make the passage proper.

You're trying to prevent a natural occurence by delaying it and going "SEE? IT HELPS!" while all you're doing is causing more miasma, with its core being this very discussion we're all taking part in.
You want to know how to prevent this? You can't. The best possible way is to have a thread ready but not linked about 5 images before the limit and link it as soon as the last image is posted. That's the closest you'll get to a seamless transition from one thread to another

>>467063
please stop this is very stressful i can't just be walking around town blocked this isn't fair

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>>467054
Ha I've got a newsflash for you, limpdick: girls don't have penises.
I assume you haven't gotten too much action to take such a wild guess.
Keep replying, I'll only hide your posts. Have a sad cum.

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guys stop fighting you're upsetting lappy

>>467101
o so this is some hot tuna stack trying to out shit me?

>even tells me to have a sad sum

get off the internet little girl before we take your abortion rights away. [sick sexism yo]

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sup guys
I'm starving here, what are you having for dinner?
can't wait to get back from work

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>>467108
What happens then? Will she drag herself and some other gem to the bottom of the ocean and bark about how unfair her prison time was?

>>467108
laptis

>>467101
>Have a sad cum.

i always knew girls had bad taste in music

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>>467149
That sounds like a wild plan.
And I like every bit of it

Holy FUCK I can't wait another 35 days

SEE? NOW THE OTHER THREAD ISN'T REACHING IMAGE LIMIT
AND THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

I SHOULD HAVE GONE AWAY WITH FROZEN GENERAL INSTEAD OF YOU SAD SACK OF POTATOES

I WANT A DIVORCE

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>>467192
4 weeks 6 days

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I hate this family

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>>467204
pathetic

>>467221
When will you quit, Pearl?

>>467221
fuck me daddy

>>467221
hate thats my image!

keep up the good work!

>>467214
I don't know what kind of sandnigger country you live in, but it's still December 7 here in the United States of America.

>>467149
no but she'll cry

>>467244
The show will begin on Jan 11 with a Stevenbomb you stupid commie fuck

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>>467260
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=december+7+plus+35+days

Are you literally retarded?

>>467244
>United States of America.
and that's why you don't know how to count

>>467178
Nice!

After seeing this what happened to that Stevonnie edit that was happening?

>>467278
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=december+7+plus+four+weeks+six+days
Fuck off. 35 days is correct, 4 weeks 6 days is wrong.

>>467273
Um do you always count days that are already over retard? Like nothing even matters anymore until I wake up again.

>>467287
This anon just wants something to argue about is my guess.

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Is Peridot gonna become a crystal gem after they get rid of the cluster?

>>467308
No, she's going to become their cocksleeve.

>>467305
Nigger if you multiply 35 * 24 to get the number of hours until a new episode airs, it's a shitload closer than 34*24.

>>467308
Nope, she's getting poofed and bubbled as soon as that shit is over

>>467308
I'm willing to wager that she's gonna get killed off.
That anon who said her recordings will be remembered later was right

>>467336
>rounding up
I use exact numbers like an actual person faggot.
Do you want me to count down to the exact second for you? Can your backwards autism handle that?

>>467355
Is that a challenge?

>>467355
Do it bitch

>>467347
>>467349
Nah I'mj sure she'll find some reason to live on Earth with Steven and his friends even if she doesn't become a crystal gem

>>467366
>>467369
Assuming the show will return on Jan 11 during it's usual time of 5:30 pm, then the show would return in 4 weeks 6 days 19 hours 49 minutes 50 seconds. Can your autism handle this kek?

>>467400
You're not taking into account Jasper's (or Malachite's) reaction to Peridot warming up to the disgusting hybrid and the defective gems.
Also counting she bailed from the ship without attempting to stand up to Jasper, so yeah that alraedy would count as treason in my view

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>>467355
>weenie
>>467366
>weenie
>>467369
annnnd weenie.

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>>467433
you're off by like, 1 second

>>467451
Then the gems will just have to kick Jasper's ass back to Homeworld

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>>467451
>alraedy

I knew there was something wrong with my post but I couldn't tell what was it.

>>467471
4chan must be glitched then because I am a perfect human being you autistic fuck.

>>467479
Don't get fooled by the fast pacing of her fight with Garnet in Jailbreak.
Garnet had a harder tiime than the whole scene makes it up to be. I'm not that sure they'll be able to kick her ass so easily

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This is not my comfortable home. This is not my /sug/.

>>467433
I'd more readily call that 35 days than 34 days.

>>467560
Sorry Steven.

>>467560
laptis

>>467587
I'd more readily call you a stupid shit than autistic.

Reminder that Jasper is the only gem that has done absolutely nothing wrong.

>>467642
Oh wow you sure got me good, anon. I'm reeling from the pain of such a supreme burn. Ow.

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>>466601
TAKE IT BACK

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>>467651
I concur

Does Pearl have autism?

>>467686
what has been said, has been said

>>467717
does pearl have a brain?

Does Peridot have memetism?

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ayy /sug/ i started taking melatonin to sleep and my dreams have been fucked up, even dosing off i dream weird shit. any one experience similar stuff ?

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>>467717
no, she just listens to the voices she hears in her head

>>467763
Take more pills and see what happens :)

>>467763
>melatonin
Answer me honestly, anon. How hard is it to masturbate? Seriously, you don't need sleep pills if you fap.

>>467717

I'm pretty sure all the gems have autism or some kind of serious mental disability. Lapis is pointlessly sadistic and self-punishing, Pearl is incredibly manipulative and uncaring of others, Garnet has uncontrollable bursts of rage, Amethyst is still an angsty and overly aggressive teenager despite having been in existence for thousands of years and Rose killed herself because Greg made her realize her own inability to understand others. Gems are a truly hopeless race.

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I know you guys don't like this shit but I'm bored and it's actually a nice experiment
If you don't wanna, then don't do it, it's ok.
Tell me your MBTI and I'll guess your gemfu.

>>467786
i get hornier and unsatisfied then i just end up in a marathon of jacking off till sunrise

>>467809
Whoa whoaa
hold it right there chap

>Garnet has uncontrollable bursts of rage
literally when. Only in So Many Birthdays and that was to make a point.

>>467809
How is Pearl manipulative and uncaring? If anything she is compulsive and uncontrollable

>>467819
Nobody cares, faggot.

>>467812
IXTX.

The tests give me INTJ, looking at the four individual letters would give me ISTJ, but the descriptions more closely match INTP and ISTP. Those last two make sense, because my first cognitive function is probably Ti.

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>>467812
INTP faggot

>>467812
ENFJ
three shots anon

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>>467812
ESTJ. Your move, anon.

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>>467905
Itnj, kill me.

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>>467891
INTP and a faggot? wew lad
I'd say Lapis

>>467893
I'm actually tying between Peri and Pearl, but I will go with Jasper.


>>467923
>>467905
>>467879
>mfw

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>>467945
Come on, at least try.

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>>467506

Replace drinking with smoking and you're go

>>467945
>>467945
You really can't guess from a post so autistic I called myself IXTX?

>>467959
Oh, so you're ESTJ? I thought this >>467923 was you correcting yourself.

I'd go with Pearlfag.

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>>467945
how did you see through my guise

>>467905
>ESTJ

are you a manager?

have any of you had your iqs tested (by a psychologist and not online tests) and if so what was it

i'm curious

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>>467984
Good try, anon, but I'm a Lapisfag. I used to be a Garnetfag, though.

>>468009
Nope.

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>>467997
aww fuck me that Lapis is so fucking cute
did you crop it? where is it from?

>>468018
IQ tests are a load of shit.

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>>467945
infj here.

>maybe that's why i get so dejected watching shit heads bickering over whats supposed to be good ole fashion shitposting.

>>468018
Why do you want to know? I'll tell you if you answer me.

>>468029
i'm still curious

if you had your iq tested it means they had a reason to test you so you're most likely fucked in the head anyway

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>>467812
>millennial astrology

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>>468035
My ass, like I'd reply to you.
Fuck off, paid shitposter.

>>468029
>sub 120 iqlet detected

>>468041
i want to know if i'm the rightful ruler of this place

>>468027
It's the original image, the guy drew it so it could be used as an avatar.
They have more cute gems in sweaters, here.
http://askshadowandfriends-anything.tumblr.com/post/130931850290/raidraws-here-are-some-steven-universe-cozy

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>>467945
>but I will go with Jasper.
Nailed it! Peridot is my second fav character along with Steven
idk bout pearl tho

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>>468065
Aw hell yeah, thanks mate.

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>>468065
thank you for this

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>>468056
>Murdercock strikes again

>>468060
of /trash/?
we merely adopted this place. you were born in here, molded in here

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Who is more flat? Peridot, Jasper or Lapis?

>>468102
i already know i have the birthright, but the times are getting increasingly meritocratic

>>468124
Just kill yourself

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>>468075
>>468065
>sweater pearl is the only canon one
feels good

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Donald Trump = Jasper
Hillary = Pearl
Ted Cruz = Peridot
Rand Paul = Amethyst
Bernie Sanders = Steven
Marco Rubio = Lapis

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>>468139
that'd be giving in

>>468035
Oh your still sore.

Maybe try not being a cunt online because you can hide behind a screen and it won't be so bad for you.

>paaaaaaaaiidddddddddddddd

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>>468114
Definitely Lapis

>>468147
>>>/killyourself/

>>468147
>tfw can't decide between Sanders, Trump, or Paul

>>468114
None of the gems really seem to have boobs except for Rose.

>>468166
Damn lapis ya legs

>>468166
Is Jasper wearing a half-cape? What a dumb whore.

>>468173
rude

>>468179
well sanders and paul don't have a chance so you may as well vote trump. Hillary's still gonna win but he's the only one with a shot

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>>468198

>>468166
You shouldn't take this scene as a judge of anything at all.

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>>468114
Lapis is second to Pearl in DFC-ness, but she's still got a little oomph up top depending on which of the Crewniverse is drawing her.

>>467507
They'll just have to fuse into something stronger than Jasper/Malachite
i.e. Alexandrite

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>>468114
>>468166
>>468183
>>468198

Nevermind

>>468217
I'm glad that this conversation has been able to continue regardless of all the bad times everyone's in.

Your doing the right thing I think.

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You guys think they're going anywhere important with this Lars and Sadie shit or what?

>>468243
>Alexandrite

Alexandrite is extremely unstable. They would unfuse before deciding what do to first.

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>>467812
INTJ.

>>467308
yeah that seems pretty likely, however she won't become an official CG until the last episodes.

>My guess is just after connie dies of curry powder overdose and an episode before stevidot becomes canon.

>>468259
They'll fuck in canon. Maybe have a big fight over the pizza daughter again.

>>467812
Okay, let's do this. INFP.

>>468259
There's def a subplot of gay acceptance bullcrap. I mean, they appeared in the pilot so I'd say their story must be important.
I don't mind it as long as I have muh lore

>>467812
inXp depending on the time of taking the test

>>468259
what, like the story of their whole deal reaching some kind of satisfying conclusion important, or ears banging the chubster is somehow key to stopping homeworld?
probably not either way

>>468270
Holy fuck why is she so green? Someone cranked the saturation the fuck up on that image.

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>>468236
spacesuit poil has best chest

>>468259
Sadie will get with Ronaldo after Lars burns her again but then goes back to Lars because Sucrose ships them, and ultimately no one will care because this does not concern the gems.

>>468278
>They'll fuck in canon
if you didn't take the hint in Choking Victim and Kidnap Adventure

>>468268
Malachite is even more unstable since Lapis and Jasper have conflicting goals. Besides, in a fight, Alexandrite is probably a lot more stable than when eating dinner, after all all four gems have a common goal: smashing Jasper back into space. Pearl and Amethyst can both agree on that, so it won't be an issue.

>>468294
See, this is just shoehorning characters into places they don't fit, or going full Forer effect/confirmation bias to make yourself feel better about which slots you've pigeonholed each character into. Several of the characters could be said to have the same personality type, and several personality type slots should remain unfilled as no characters properly fit them.

Not that it matters since MBTI is horoscope bullshit.

>>468303
That's Tumblr and its limitations for you

>>467812
INTP

You still doing this?

>>468293
Let me guess, your skin color changes depending on the weather?

>>468251
She a lego now?

>>468319
>Kidnap Adventure
Sadie dindu nuffin! Lars was being a bit of a dick so he deserved to be kidnapped and mentally broken!

>>468327
I concur.
Now if you want a real personality test, I'd suggest checking out the RHETI

>>468346
yes, when i stay out in the sun i go very red, peel, and then darken slightly

how could you have guessed? very intuitive

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>>468347
Oh man I just had to look it up
what. the . fuck

>>468358
how can you measure that which is abstract?

>>468350
My problem with that episode is that it just cuts off from them warping away, and we don't get to see the fallout of that situation so that it does seem like Sadie did nothing wrong. It'd be better if we actually saw Sadie and Lars talk about it rather than Lars yelling and crying like a faggot and then getting saved by his strong white woman.

>>468390
you dont, you focus on behaviors

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>>468358
>paying for a cheap test that gives the same result to everyone

>>468182
Garnet kinda does.

>>468358
I thought the Big Five/OCEAN test was the most descriptive.

Granted, it doesn't give out catchy names like INFP or ESFJ, but that's mostly the point.

My IQ is 9001 and my MBTI is INTJ ;)

>>468198
A full cape would get in the way while fighting and she only wears it for presentation anyways. The next time you see her on the ship she isn't wearing it anymore.

>>468358
>enneagram
That has even fewer personality types. It's worse.

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>>468430
This is literally her body shape.
She has no boobs, Rose is the only one that shapeshifted them.

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>>468358
>Thinks MBTI is bs.
>Suggests RHETI

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>>468430
She has a round upper torso, but I don't see boobs.

>>468444
trips confirm your retardation
congratz

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>>468056
>>468087

>>468182
Do people just forget about Amy or some shit?

>>468443
That test said I was introverted and neurotic so it's wrong

>>468486
>Amy

Literally who?

>>468498
Amethyst.

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>>468259
>Steven gets into some major shit, everyone's on edge on saving the boy and fighting back
>Lars is the most reluctant, Sadie, sick of his shit spills the beans and unfolds Stevens secret identity as Tiger millionaire
>Lars is shown off camera for half episode running off from the news, but comes around the end fighting the hardest to save the kid wearing his fan boy get up
all I can think of, anything else is just awkword "I love yous and dont love yous"

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>>468504
who is that?

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>>468486
Don't see boobs on her either.

Guys, I have a confession to make. I was pretty nervous about this, but I think I'm ready. You see, I'm... ESFP.

>>468515
she is so fucking ugly

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>>468515

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>>468548

>>468538
>Update
When I first ever saw amethyst I thought she was stung by, like, six bees

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>>468538

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>>468513
Every day I find a new Jasper.
And every day I fall in love all over again.

Gems don't have boobs. They have rounded sectional bodies, like insects or wooden dolls.

>>468570
Do they have cocks?

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>>468538
nigga please

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Has your heart ever skipped a heartbeat when you saw someone you loved?
Because mine did.
Just now.

>>468585
Definitely.

>>468603
Mine did when I saw you post.

>>468585
Only if you have one

>>468570
They don't have feet either, they have gravity connectors.

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>>468603
yep.

>>468585
no
i'm taking a goddamned stand
it's enough with the dicks

>>468633
>penis envy

>>468621
on the other hand, they are confirmed to have butts

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>>468624
die you piece of shit

>>468644
Freud pls

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>>468147
who's /sug/ voting for?

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On this night. I call upon the dark forces of the fandom, i call thy and conjure thy INDEXER, accept this shitty img as an offering and provide me with the stitched version.
Do as i command in the name of sucrose our lord and mighty ruler of heaven.

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>>468651
tee hee.

>>468660
Probably Sanders, even if his gun policy is ass-backwards.

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>>468659
nah get with the times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IxKzk8JHO0

>>468677
what kind of black magick are you conjuring, gypsy?

>>468660
Sanders even though he doesn't have a chance in hell right now, I agree with him mostly. Fuck Hilary and Trump.

>>467560
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

>>468660
Sugar tbqh

>>467812
What's am MBTI?

>>468660
trump, it will feel good to be white once again

>>468733
Long ago, in 2013, I found Steven Universe threads. I decided to go into them and watch the show. The End.

>>468754
well meme'd

When do we get the Ronaldo Beta Uprising episode?

>>468773
When will we get the Ronaldo killing spree episode?

>>468773
Rising Tides, Crashing Skies m8

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>>468651
>>468691
Pearlfags shouldn't fight other Pearlfags.

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>>468769
y-yeah a meme

Any russkis ITT?

>>468660
voting for trump because none of the contenders actually matter anyways

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>>468773
i am still waiting for the episode when Ronaldo becomes the educator of Peridot and Steven with hilarious results.

>>468748
RTRD ;)

>>468731
aw come on trump's a good guy he just wants to un cripple us as a nation

>even though he doesn't have a chance in hell right now
all the more reason to pick your lesser of two evils as opposed to some fringe shit like bernie

if trump runs the country anything like his twitter account I think we'll be alright

>>468773
>>468786
When he posts "Some of you guys are alright. If you live on the east coast, don't go to the Fry Shack tomorrow.

>>468799
Slavaboo count?

>>468660
Trump the man you can't stump.

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>>468794
fuck pearlfags

>>468633
It's never enough dicks.

>>468808
>Trump
>not fringe shit of a different flavor

>>468823
Which gem can take the most anon dicking?

I say garnet cuz she stronk and very very competitive.

>>467108
Happy lappy! [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

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>>468799

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Fortified kek!!!
Kill self

>>468715
Why is Saitama poking laptis's gem?

>>468731
bernie "let me just pull all this free shit out of my ass" sanders

>>468816
This gif gets worse everytime I see it.

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>>468722
I'm trying to get an stitched version of that comic and I KNOW the being known as Indexer is in posession of it.

However it seems that i have displeased him with my offering so i have condemned my soul to experience eternal /sug/.
pray for me brothers.

>>467221
No one is asking you to stay, you shit gem.

>>468827
unless he has a massive fuckup in the next couple months he is by far the republicans best bet

though yes, he is absolutely fringe shit that will not win over any independents

there's no avoiding hillary but hey we can at least collect some cool bumper stickers right

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>>468810
Can you help me translate this?
All I can make of this is that she's been inactive for a period of time but is having trouble picking up her old artstyle. Is that it? Am I right?

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Jasper is feminine.
FEMININE.

>>468862
Fuck off, we know you're samefagging.

>>468796
i want to throat fuck you
faggot

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>>468888
Q U A D S
OF
T R U T H

>>468877
Copy and paste the text so i can use a proper translator.

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>>468888
Quads don't lie

>>468270
Huh I'm INTJ too. Coincidentally Peridot would be a classic INTJ.

>>468808
>>468857
Anyone's fine other than Hilary really. She just an idiot who's still trying to ride her husband's coattails and is throwing all her chips on the latino vote, which is fucking working somehow.

>>468907
эээ
нy я нe coвceм yшлa
пo-быcтpoмy peдpoвнyлa, хoтя нaдo бы пopeндepить, чтoбы paвнoцeнный пepepиcoвaч был, нo нeт
(я нaчaлa peндepить, нo вышeл тeннaнт. cepьeзнo)
эээ
нe тo чтoбы люблю этoт pиcyнoк
нo oч хoтeлocь вaйфy нapиcoвaт
плюc пoмнилa, чтo oн кpивyщщий был

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>>468933
uh
ny I DO NOT covcem yshla
Po - byctpomy pedpovnyla , hotya nado would popendepit chtoby pavnotsenny pepepicovach was Nr net
( I nachala pendepit , Nr vyshel tennant . cepezno )
uh
DO NOT verily chtoby love etot picynok
Nr Och hoteloc vayfy napicovat
plyuc pomnila chto OH was kpivyschschy

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>>468888
truer words have never been spoken

Jasper sux lolol

>Jasper
>feminine

I bet you think she doesn't have a penis, too. You are nothing but closeted faggots.

>>468955
Did you use Google Translate?

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>>468998
Yes.

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>>468997
What's more feminine than a penis?

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>>468997
Jasper has a world class vagina.

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>>466663
>>466681
hey guys look at what i found!! a new chapter!!!

CHAPTER 26 (1/2)

connie and peedee are sitting quietly at the back of the bus headed out of town. A big fat man on the other side of the aisle looks them over. He is wearing a
bernie sanders shirt and is now trying to get their attention without actually saying anything. Peedee briefly makes eye contact. The man nods to him but peedee
quickly averts his gaze. Finally he clears his throat and speaks. "Hey kids you look brown, do you know anything about bernie? he wants to make sure you and your
white friend can go to college for FREE! isn't that wonderful? he is literally going to give you free stuff. Why wouldn;t you want him as president? And guess what
else? You are also going to be making $15 an hour for that piece of shit burger flipping job you're going to get at 16 years old. Who knows, when you're 25 you might
be able to actually have a chance of living out the american dream and becoming a millionaire. of course you would be taxed to hell but that's what everyone wants, right?
That and less POLICE BRUTALITY. That's another thing bernie's going to get rid of on his veyr first day in office. No more black people will die again ever. You heard
that right, kid. Once bernie's in office you will never have to worry about going out side and getting murdered by a wild police officer."

>>469007
Thanks for nothing.

>>468924
every candidate except trump is doing the obama formula of pandering to minorities

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>>469028
Why do you keep copy and pasting all over our thread?

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>>466663
>>466681
>>469028
(2/2)

just then a cop stands up in the back. He was only standing up like halfway before so now he stands up further. He looks pissed. He quickly comes up the bus. Fuckin,
he;s adjsting his massive wang in his pants. He walks back towards his seat, but stops beside the man, flashing his gun and giving a wink. "I was just going back home
to my beautiful sons and hot wife when i heard you talking shit on the Brotherhood of the Cops. i can't just let that fly. citizen, I'll have you know I am a trained
officer of the law and crimes are illegal. How much MMA fighting have you done, commie?" The man stares at the police officer sullenly for a moment before shouting
"POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!" The driver's voice over the speakers, "SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK THERE WE'VE GOT AN HOUR TO GO AND YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO PULL THIS
THING OVER AND CALL THE POLICE" "I AM the police" the cop sneers at the man before taking his seat.
Peedee and connie spend the rest of the ride in silence. They already know the plan. No talking is required. The bus comes to a stop and one by one the the passengers
thank the driver and file out. "great idea connie" peedee whispers as they stand behind a woman pulling her bags out of the top compartment. "no one would notice some
kids like us on a bus like this. Some real stealth shit connie, you're a goddamn genius." they exit the bus onto the pavement and begin to jog toward the center
where the party is being held.

it was a fine plan indeed, but they were in fact noticed. They had never thanked the driver. He dials 911 and watches the rude punk pieces of shit disappear around
the corner.

>>469028
Why do you keep posting this m8? What do you want?
You can't be serious about this, but if you're joking, you must know you're not funny.

>>469039
i do it for you!!!!!!

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>>469031
Hey, you still have that other guy. Maybe he knows an actual Russian or something.

Try >>>/int/.

>>469057
keep posting what? this is a brand new chapter!!! never before seen! thread exclusive!!!!!!!!! you're welcome!

>>468794
We're always fighting Pearlfags actually.

>>469057
>>469039

For the love of god just ignore it
HIDE IT
IGNORE IT

>>469031
Sorry anon, I thought my russian to english book would be helpful but its more trouble.

Who is it? SU fan artist?


I said slavaboo, cheeki breeki all that ckya.

>>469084
you can't ignore me pal i'm cameron goddamn clarke and i am a force of nature

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>>469068
I have no idea why I didn't try that. Thanks.

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>>469078
Other pearl fags hate the suffering pearl fags.

It's all bigotry honestly.

I just want to smell roses dress.

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>>468997
feminine in the streets
Manly in the sheets

>>469084
But I have to know what it means.

>>469120
No, she's just manly. And she has a penis.

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>>469115
Post results.

>>469120
GOD DAMN I WANT.
Maybe I should add her to my waif chart...
and dame a raifu after her.

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>>469149
>And she has a penis.

unf

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She's so big and perfect

>>468997
This. If they didn't refer to Jasper as "her", everybody would thought she was a male.

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She's the epitome of femininity.

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>>469193
Zuke agrees.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16FaOouZbIi

mic check one two

Fucking freaks always trying to troll each other about what Jasper has between her legs. Gems are fucking manikins.

>>469193
sweet fuck, what I wouldn't give to lay across thighs

>>469196
Day after finale aired I chatted up a coworker who also watches SU and he legitimately kept referring to Jasper as "they". Not even joking.

>>467812
INFJ

>>469235
Some people have thought Peridot was a boy too.

>>469254
Okay, now that's just stupid.

>>469231
Could Jackie beat Jasper? Jackie is drunk, holding a baby and the fight is taking place in a ladder and barstool factory.

>>469215
needs moar saturation

Wow, Jasper is such a fucking dyke.

>>469263
Jackie's power comes from his underdog status. With enough handicaps, he could defeat anyone.

>>469284
That's why she's our favorite

>>469289
Go away, Zuke.

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>>469254
No boy can have delicious hips like Peri's!

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>>469309
But a twink can

Are there any other gaynons here? I wish there was more talk about hot Greg or Sour Cream and Buck.

>>469309
Long socks
my weakness!

>>469309
I don't know man, I've seen some shit

>>469331
>hot Greg or Sour Cream and Buck.

Didn't it was physically possible but I'm choking, puking and laughing at the same time

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>>469336
I don't believe you, anon.

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>>469331
Young Greg is just adorable. Sour Cream is cute too. I'm not crazy about Buck though.

>>469331
gross
i wanna fuck steven tho

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>>469376
I live adult Steven. I don't like shota in general though.

>>469342
>the man with no taste.jpg

>>469208
i believe you whole heartedly.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xebBGA7GCx

>>469393
>the man

hahaha

>>469405
>the boy
My mistake, dude.

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>>468538
:(

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>>469154
>he never posted the translation from /int/

>eeeh
>well, I left not complitely
>I redrew it quickly, though it should have been rendered to make an equal overhaul, but I didn't do it
>(I started to render, but the tenant came out. seriously)
>eeh
>I cannot say I love this drawing
>but I really wanted to draw a waifu
>also I remembered it was pretty curvy

Wonder which gem was this Argentinian's waifu?

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>>469405
Are you a lesbian or something anon? I mean, look at how cute he is.

>>469428
>dude.
>the boy

hahaha

>>469376
Might draw some semi-lewd shota steven for the threads later. No /ss/ though. Just solo steven.

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>>469464
>literally Jack Black

>>469491
no

please

don't

take me instead

I'll go

I'll do it

>>469491
cool

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>>469464
nope, just a girl with good taste
take Mr. Maheswaran, Mayor Dewey or even Marty as prime examples of hot men
You can't look at me in the face and tell me you find pic related attractive, because I won't believe you.
Unless of course you masturbate to sausages

>>469518
great now he looks like my dad

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>>469445
Don't stalk me, man. That's weird.

>>469518
>Mr. Maheswaran
Barely has a character.
>Mayor Dewey
Sweaty weirdo.
>Marty
Okay I see your point.

>>469528
I don't give a fuck. Kill yourself already, retarded piece of shit.

>>469518
What about frydad

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>>469535
Don't want weird? Don't go to /sug/.

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>>469547

>>469518
I bet your taste in men is just as bad as your taste in best gem.

>>469323
moar

>>469571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0

here you go pearl.

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>>469603

>>469626
imagine how pearl feels.

>>469603
>Aw, the pie scene, this was pretty sa-
>Mfw the rest

>>469603
Feeling genuinely spooked right now