/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #84 Post lewd reptiles and

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>>4135117

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What games can I be a lizardwoman besides elder scrolls?

>>4135730
Wizardry 8

>>4135730
grimrock 2

Ever since I was four I liked Maleficent as a dragon. When I was 7 I drew pictures of Maleficent. When I was 16 I masturbated to the thought of fucking Maleficent. When I was 22 I bought a flesh light from Bad Dragon. When I was 23 I had already spent $282 on lube for the dragon flesh light. When I was 24 I had ejaculated into the flesh light more than 100+ times. When I was 25 I had gained a sharp teeth fetish. When I was 26 I found this board, and realized I have a dragon fetish. when I was 26 1/2 I've been stuck here ever since.

>>4136490
Maleficent is pretty hot.

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>>4135117
>Topic of the thread: What is your favorite non-scaly/scaly pairing?
Dragons and felines just go so well together.

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>>4136490

Thank you for the blogpost, anon

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>>4136490

>>4136440
Not him but I just installed Grimrock 2, how hard is this game?

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>>4135117
>What is your favorite non-scaly/scaly pairing?
Human male on qt scalefu, every time.

>>4136632
depends on your team
its good to have a (ratling) alchemist, because herbs will grow and duplicate in your inventory so you'll never be short on healing potions

speedrun strat is like 4 mino barbs

>>4136490
So you jerked off to a dragon and bought a dragon fleshlight and still took 3 more years to realize you have a dragon fetish?
How many more years until you realize you're retarded?

/r/ing Ventuswill content.
Lewd and SFW, the whole package for best waifu.

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>>4136745

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>>4136745

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>>4136745
here's something

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>>4136745

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>>4136745

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>>4136745
original comment

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>>4136745

Praline has a lot of Ventuswill art.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1193219&type=all&p=4

any good dragon mates fanfics ? I only have a few

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>>4136745

>>4137041
>any good dragon mates fanfics?

Like what?

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>>4136745

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>>4137083
Not the original requester, but I would appreciate any Dragoness/human male fics.

>>4137041
I'm curious what this means as well.

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>>4135117
Gryphons with dragons
They're practically made for each other

>>4137153
>>4137083
>Like what?
just female dragons fucking the shit out of humans

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>>4135730
I wish there was more to this set, the Orc stuff was foul.
Admittedly I'm not really a fan of Nezumi so I know the art isn't really for me but the Argonian stuff was tame enough to be enjoyed.

>>4137288
>>4137149
>>4137083
Wait for this
>>4115092

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>>4137320
While I enjoy Orcs and Anuses (Ani?) , I would have appreciated more lizard ladies.

>>4137433
>Anuses
Annui?

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>>4137146
>>4136745

A folder containing all my not lewd venti fanart

http://imgur.com/a/U5Csc

LIKE SIXTY FIVE IMAGES

>>4137288
We have some in the Pastebin in the OP.

>>4137845
GET OFF THE FUCKING KEYBOARD YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>4137879
>>4137845
Honestly worse than cats. Even more arrogant and even better at getting away with it.

>>4137845
>>4137879
>>4137904
>you wanna shitpost on 4chan, dontcha, anon? Well if you press my buttons, maybe I'll move~

>>4137931
Fucking disgusting! You don't treat your owner like a plaything.

>>4137904
>>4137879
>>4137931
notice the claw going for the sleep/power button

i want (to be) a keyboard dragon

>>4137845
>What looks to be a mixture of Phoenician, cuneiform, and maybe some Japanese(?)
>Roman numerals
This is triggering me pretty damn hard

>>4137967
>not having your keyboard dragon give you a loving blowjob (or at the least, a headjob) while you shitpost

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>>4137967

Silly anon, you can't let your human play too much on his computer toy, he still needs to tend to your sexy needs first!

What is the optimal size for tiny keyboard dragons such that she can service you sexually easily, but as small as possible.

>>4138018
>>4138033
You're really doing this, huh? Well, I'd rather they just grind on me or something so I can just get some work done in the meantime. Damn perverted pocket dragons.

This is giving me an entertaining idea for a short writing prompt though.

>>4138134
>What is the optimal size for tiny keyboard dragons

Having a 3-in dick, so convert to Asianism.

>>4138182
Nope, having the average 5 inch dick is non-negotiable.

>>4138182
I think he means size of the dragon.

>>4138134
I'd say there's 2 different sizes. 1 is smaller, she can full body hug your cock and rub on it more easily. The other one is larger and can still sort of do that, but is big enough to sort of work the head with her mouth and tickle around the urethra with the tongue.

>>4138227
What's the smallest size to where they could deep-throat, assuming a long enough neck and a proper angle.

>tott

Mhuman/Fscaly, the regular drink of non-furs

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>>4138254
>regular drink
>non-furs

>>4138271
>implying you're not a furfag until you make and self-insert as a sona

>>4138321
Whatever keeps you happy buddy.

>>4138271
>implying furs like anything but furry/furry or their OC Donut Steels/Fursona with a scaly

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>>4137845
"I posted it again!"

>>4138354
Tiggered
t b h

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>>4138354
Fucking hell.

Anyone have the
>This isn't videogames
One?

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>>4138536

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oops i posted it

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>>4138354
You madman

>>4138570
Do you know how often I've seen this on /v/ and haven't saved it?

Thank you.

>>4138763
why are you still going to /v/..?

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>>4138763
You're welcome.

Would you go on a date with a feral (4-legged) but intelligent and speaking dragon?

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>>4139025

Yes.

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>>4139025
Absolutely, even better if she has tits.

>>4139025
A date? Where could I take her on a date that wouldn't be super awkward?

>>4139025
If its Maleficent then yes.

>>4139025
>implying I have any standards to say anything other than yes

WE NEED MORE TEETH

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>>4140091

Sorry for the delay, I realized we needed more Kobold stories when this thread fell to lows such as dragon breastfeeding.

>>4123127
He's pretty chill, since this was his first session and he had to deal with a rather dysfunctional party.

Zixy got remade as a bard in a semi-sequel campaign and had more adventures with terrible results.

>>4123147

Speaking of the follow-up campaign, through weird bullshit (And weird DM Rolls) Zixy managed to become the baroness of a fief of land when the lord went missing and the party was supposed to look for him. She eventually settled down and started a family, and by that I mean the only black dragon within a hundred miles gave her a mountain of gold and three clutches of eggs.

During a campaign that took place many years later in the new setting, the party ran into Zill Zax, daughter of Baroness Zix Zax.

>>4125451

Thanks, she started out awkwardly but found her own, and my DM "loves and hates her so much" to quote him. I'd love it if any of the local drawfags wanted to take a crack at a pic of her.

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>>4135117
>TotT
Oh, man.

>>4136490
>When I was 22 I bought a flesh light from Bad Dragon.
>When I was 24 I had ejaculated into the flesh light more than 100+ times.
~100 times in 2 years? You should be on double that.

>>4135117
>tott
Scaly/Anything but humans, really
Anyone who even likes humans needs to go to /b/

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>>4140882
I agree.
Elven master race.

>>4140911
elvens are literally humans with dog vaginas glued to their head
>>>/b/

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>>4140919
>insulting elven ancestry like that

>>4140919
>talking shit about dog vaginas
>>>/soc/

>tfw no goris

>people are attempting to employ standards on a /trash/ thread
Gentlemen please, we're all degenerates here, can't we all just get along?

>>4140951
All /trash/posters are degenerate, but some are more degenerate than others.

>>4140951
I may be a filthy, irredeemable degenerate but at least I don't want to fuck elves.

Dear /scaly/, I wonder.

Unarmed krogan vs intelligent deathclaw.
What is going to happen?

>>4141279
sex
sex will happen

>>4141371
But who would dom?

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>>4139025
Definitely.

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>>4139025
Y E S
E
S

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>man mingles with dragon
>dragons with flowing manes and boobs are born

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>>4135117
>tot
>birdies

>>4138354
>>4138536
>>4138570
>>4138590
what is this meme?

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More tail incoming

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>>4141738
A good one

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Would you spelunk your dragon mother-in-law to get in her good graces?

>>4139025
Nah. Sexual attraction is a necessary part of a romantic relationship and I just can't get off to anything that's not at least partially humanoid in shape. Four-legged, horizontal girls do nothing for me.

>>4140515
>the only black dragon within a hundred miles gave her a mountain of gold and three clutches of eggs.
Jesus christ. How do you even roleplay raising dragon kids? I'm guessing you don't.

>>4141949
No, unbirthing is nasty.

>>4141949
Maybe.

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>>4142546
no unbirthing here, just some insertion.

I just thought of a joke.
What do you get when you try to cross a human with a dragon?
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The best sex you've ever had!

>>4142639

Is there more of this?

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>>4142856
only a little bit more

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And that's all for now. The artist has a habit of not finishing things or converting to Christianity for a few years.

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>>4143040

Thanks, Anon.

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>>4142847
>dragon
baka desu senpaitachi

>>4141738
its a funny reaction cropped from a porn picture

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>>4143442
Deathclaw are for killing

>>4143442
>>4143593
>There will never be a female Deathclaw mod

At least they have the playable Deathclaw one. I might reinstall FO4 and give that one a try

>>4143626
I thought about that too. The I remember that I would have to play fallout 4 for 30 minutes before I get bored with it since the world is so shit

>>4143687
True, I have the game and I'm like not even half way in the story

>>4143717
The main quest is probably one of the most boring things about F4. I've explored everything and haven't finished it yet.

>>4143593
Only if they're dying [spoiler]in my arms tonight[/godihatethatsong].

>>4143752
Different anon, but practically everything about F4 is haram.
Truly, Tactics was the last real Fallout game. New Vegas gets a honourable mention, though.

3 >>>>>>> New Vegas a shit

>>4141949
>>4142639
>>4143009
This is somewhat hilarious.
>she's clenching spitefully and just making it worse

>>4143808
Also forgot
>those faces in the first image
not natural looking, definitely a vore artist

>>4143819

You say that like it's something objectionable.

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>>4143858
No I didn't. It's just super obvious and funny to me. I don't understand why some fetish artists don't seem to have an "off" switch for "draw the thing".

>>4143774
Todd GTFO

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>>4143961
>>4143819

>>4144000
Every time. It's so accurate it's scary.

>>4144000
so true

>>4144000
check em

>>4144000
trips of truth

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>>4146767

>>4146946
Is there a cumshot to go with this?

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>>4143442

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>>4146983

>>4147030
>>4146983
This is fucking adorable. I want a deathclaw daughter.

>gator thread on catalog
>>4057319

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>>4147188
Would you a Caimon, scaly?

>inb4 >hair
>inb4 >tits

>>4147188
>all these (You)s
jesus christ

>>4147245
no, caimon is pure

>>4147245
Cajun cooking is shit, so no.

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>>4147245

Normally I prefer no hair or tits, but Caimon is an exception as a waifu.

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>>4147262
>no, caimon is pure
>Caimon
>pure

>>4147270
>cajun cooking is shit
Are you wantin a gris gris, padna?

>>4147342
I'd rather not be knee deep in grease.

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Does /scaly/ remember when the Warden married a gator, got her pregnant, and then had a bunch of croc/human babies?

>>4147373

Nope, that prison show never interested me.

>>4147368
>I'd rather not be knee deep in grease.
What are you, some kind of commie?

>>4147373
Show was too gory and psychedelic for my liking, sorry anon.

>>4147262
Sorry for not being (You).

>>4147404
>What are you, some kind of commie?
I don't my life to become a Junji Ito comic.

>>4147446
Pinko confirmed, better dead than red

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>>4147651
Be sure to enjoy all that freedom as it rains down upon you.

>>4147446
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL!

>>4147708
You should change Cajun cooking to Freedom cooking, considering it's origins are french.

>>4139025
Without hesitation
>but I'd rather be the dragon

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>>4139025
Of course.

>>4148023
what the fuck is this shit!?!?

>>4148075
Oh, i didn't realize it was an inflation GIF, I saved it because I liked the original pic it shows.

>>4147064
>want a deathclaw daughter

>>>/diy/

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>>4148075

It's good is what it is.

>>4148353
>That animation wasted on a shit fetish

God dammit

>>4148023
>>4148353
the thumbnails looked so promising...

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>>4148353
Nice stuff, thanks for sharing.

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>>4148075
>>4148108
Here, I just made it the one frame.

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Ladies and gentle scalies, I will now present to you the difference between a communist scaly and a scaly that engages in capitalism, enjoys FREEDOM! and believes that 'MURICA! and DEMOCRACY! will prevail.

First, the communist scaly.

Beautiful, but not much else going for her.

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Anyone have one of these? I'm really wanting to get one

>>4148804

Buying shitty overpriced sex toys aren't really my thing, so no

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>>4148751

And now, the FREEDOM! loving capitalist scaly.

Just as beautiful, but also incredibly well-sculpted and clearly in excellent physical condition. As you can see, FREEDOM! and DEMOCRACY! make you stronk.

>>4148751
>>4148831
I think they're both great.

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>>4148751
>>4148831
I need me something more feral

>>4148023
>>4148353
Hot

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>>4148864

So you're looking for a scaly nigger, then.

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>>4148804
They make one of these with a dragon theme and tail and I'll buy it

>>4148666
thank you so much!

>>4148934
>pussy and ass
I could have sworn is was ass and pussy.

Quick, /scaly/; Berenstein, or Berenstain?

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>>4148964

Neither. It's Berenson.

>>4148964
>Berenstein
its always been Berenstein, not the shit stain bears

>>4148994
>posting dragoneer
>an irl cuck

>>4148829
Are there any alternatives? I really want to get a dragon blowjob

>>4148431

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I hope you aren't.

>>4137505
I've got a free offer for a photo book.
How can I get it filled up with this imgur?

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>>4149084

I'm not being sarcastic.

>>4149108
I....don't know? Does imgur do photo books?

>>4148804
I have a Janine and it's nice but a bit too tight for me.

>>4149143
No it's some other site. A friend gave me a code after deciding he had no use for it.

>>4142421
Due to this happening between campaigns, we went over the details of it and fleshed out both how difficult it was and how the kids turned out.

>>4149277
>she turned back into a human

he should've kept her

Wouldn't that be neat though? The girl/princess who said she got turned into a dragon by magic turns out to have been a dragoness all along at the end?

>>4151150
But then we wouldn't have easy dragon taming in our team.

>>4148353
Sauce?

>>4152068
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18293884/

>>4152128
Thanks bro.
Wish I had something to share right now.

>>4152262
Share your favorite cooking recipe.

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>>4148831
I want a buff dragon like this as a tank/heavy for a team based game, complete with blade cannon carted around chainsaw style
>the acceptance that it will never happen

>>4152396
entrails of children.

>>4139025
You say that as if it's a negative

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Coming up, two fresh dragon deliveries.

One for >>4140911

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And one gay

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KI EVO Finals are on, hoping for an appearance from the best girl

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I need some sweet sweet androgynous kobolds

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>>4155834
>1 CP

W-what does THAT mean? (Also, trout does a ton of ambiguous kobolds

>>4155725
>tfw no technology for modern robo-raptor waifus

>>4155874
Copper piece.

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>>4155834
>sad kobolds

DELETE THIS
E
L
E
T H I S

>>4152396
I just made chicken breasts slow-fried in garlic butter, black pepper and sundried tomatoes, and basmati rice with walnuts and chopped pear, lightly caramelized in brown sugar.

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>>4155725
They gave her such a shit theme song.

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Just letting you all know that the update's coming along.

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No Riptor :(

Oh well, better luck next year.

>>4157216

Oh frightful perils! How will our beleaguered dragon heroine survive this time?!

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This thread needs more dragon cock

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What lube to you guys/girls use for masturbation?

>>4157584
>lube

I just hump my bed

>>4157584
I don't.

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what is the status on amphibians

>>4157682

They don't have scales

>>4157682
thats fucking disturbing!

>>4157715
>>4157713
n-never mind

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>>4157951

You can still hang out here though

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>>4157682
Frogs simply don't count. Salamanders are also amphibians that happen to resemble lizards, whether they get a pass or not is up to everyone else.

>>4157682
Honestly I'm fine with allowing amphibians, it's not like there's anywhere else for them to go that won't be dead on arrival.

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>>4158139
i'm not fine with freaks of nature like that! I'm fucking horrified!

>>4158139
That also gives shitposters an excuse to post Pepe R34

>>4158493
Shitposters already have many other things as ammunition to use against this thread if they wish. Sounds paranoid to think that'd be opening up some sort of avenue for shitposting that wasn't already open.

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>>4158493

It's true, I would abuse this to post pepe

>>4157682
delete this

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tsundere dragons

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>>4157584
Don't need it when using my hands because I'm intact but I use coconut oil for my bad-dragon dragoness

How can you say you love her if you can't even take her thick, ridged, 15-pound reptile dick?

>>4148751
>Titties and ass on Ember
Take her as she is, or she looks literally like a human with a dragon head and a tail slapped on.

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>>4160044
Some people like it that way. Nothing wrong with it.

>>4160090
source?

>>4160291
DiscoveryChannelOfficial by the looks.

>>4159092
Coconut butter is good for just about anything, isn't it.

Baking, cooking, cosmetics, fapping...

>>4159092
>>4160423

This stuff is fucking amazing. And works in water.

You know how good the showerhead feels against your dick? You can spray that against it and lube your hand up with this stuff and get a silky smooth fap through the goddamn water spray.

Pretty much the best shit.

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>>4156484
>dick.exe activated

>>4160575
qt

>>4159092

>oil in a silicone toy

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>>4160584
N-Nah

>>4157584
Some local brand. No perfume, Hp balanced and all that shit. Which is important, since it's going up my bum.

>>4160548
I like your build, good stat spread, one could say it's quite Vel-statd.

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>>4161110
Nice, except that's Garl, you fool

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>>4155603
>>4155677
Good shit. Keep up the good work, anon!

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Have a fecund snake

>>4156484
who is she and what game?

same for her? >>4156624

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>>4162788
Riptor from Killer Instinct.

>>4162788
She's from Killer Instinct

She is a female in the newest game, was male in the older games.

(She has a cheerleader outfit in the game with a short skirt)

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>>4157584
I'm uncut and leak an EXTREMELY active Cowper's gland. But when I break out the Perasaur every once in a while, I use the bad dragon cum lube.

It tends to dry out after a while. Gotta keep some water nearby to prevent chafing.

>>4162820
>male in older games
>female now
Selfcest where?

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>>4162820

>>4162850
To be fair, it's not actually her. It's just to code name they use on the tech raptors

>>4163094
>*record scratch*
>see that guy in the middle?
>that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got here

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>>4163208
I came here for porn, not to lose my fucking sides

>>4162788
>>4162809
There's even a bit of extended story for her

>Quick Start Guide

>Chapter 1: Unboxing

>[UTL: This entire chapter has been deleted and has to be rewritten in accordance with the Ultratech Safety and Handling department after initial user testing of unboxing process caused 3 deaths and 4.5 dismemberments.]

>Chapter 2: Care and Feeding

>You’ve probably already realized that your Riptor unit eats a lot! This hungry lady consumes about 5% of her body weight daily (up to 50 lbs of meat). That’s a lot of live goats—the preferred Riptor diet. [UTM: Include official link in e-book version to online page for the “Goats On Time, Anytime” Ultratech livestock purchase form.] The most important thing to keep in mind at feeding times are the 3 R’s: Respect, Risk and Reaction Time. Let’s start with the first one.

>Respect: Your Riptor has human DNA, so she’s very smart. Always speak to her in a respectful manner because she most likely knows exactly what you’re talking about, even though she does not have the capacity to respond. Refrain from Jurassic Park jokes. [UTM: Can you please change Jurrasic Park reference to something more generic like “Refrain from genetically enhanced dinosaur jokes.”] This will only confuse the Riptor, and as you learned from Chapter 3 “A confused Riptor is an angry Riptor.”

>Risk: There is inherent risk at feeding time. The Riptor will be incredibly excited about the prospect of eating. Their internal clocks are highly accurate, and they don’t like being hungry. It makes them edgy and irritable. Never look directly into your Riptor unit’s eyes at mealtimes. Their gaze is hypnotizing and this leaves you open to attack. It’s always best to wear your Ultrafyber™ Feeding Gauntlets[UTM: Nice! The Quick Start Guide needs more cross-promotion of UT products like this.] when pushing goats into the armored feeding bins. Riptors have been known to rip through the metal slot bars in a frenzy to get at their dinner.

>>4163359
>Reaction Time: All Riptor owners are advised to partake in physical training that increases fast-twitch muscle responses. A Riptor’s bio-enhanced tail can whip at 5 meters per second. That’s as fast as a Black Mamba strike. While the tail isn’t poisonous, the Riptor’s claw tips are teeming with microbes, [UTL: They’re focused plasma, actually. Cauterizes and sterilizes! A benefit!] and the slightest scratch can cause infections similar to flesh-eating bacteria. So stay back and always be on your toes. Or you might get them ripped off your limbs. [UTL: This entire section needs to be cut. Sets UT up for a major lawsuit and creates an indelible and negative image of maimed Riptor owners hopping around on one foot. We’ve already had enough trouble with the Fulgore Mark 03 Field Manual-L class action suit fiasco.]

>RIPTOID (Riptor Factoid) [UTL: Have we copyrighted the word “Riptoid” yet?] [UTM: Yes!]

>Once your Riptor unit has been satiated by her meal, it’s an excellent opportunity for enhancing the human/dino pack bond. The segments where the Riptor’s tail bionics are adhered need to be scrubbed regularly, and the best way to do this is with a stiff metal brush. The animal’s hide is reinforced with tiny bones called osteoderms, and these serve as a kind of organic chain-mail, making it very difficult to clean. [UTL: No, no, no! We never highlight anything that might lead to a return of the product or a mass recall. Emphasize the fun of scrubbing the Riptor’s tailparts…“It’s just like grooming a pony, blah blah, etc.”]

>>4163378
>The Riptor might show her appreciation for this act by butting you with her head while making a low growling sound. Do not be alarmed! This is the Riptor’s version of a purr. You know that a Riptor has truly bonded with you when they regurgitate their gastric pellet at your feet. [UTL: Please remove the photo of the gastric pellet. It’s unappealing and all Riptor waste has tested as a biohazard and should not be documented. Owner should be directed to Chapter 10: Cleanup Time! and a direct reference to the UT Riptor-Box/Enhanced Litter system.] [UTM: Ditto what legal said.]

>[Note: the following chapters are currently being rewritten and will be available for copyedit soon.]

>Chapter 3: Nap Time

>Chapter 4: What to Do If You See an Egg

>Chapter 5: Fun Places to Take Your Riptor

>Chapter 6: Dino-mites (Hide Infestations)

>Chapter 7: The Liability Insurance Blues

>Chapter 8: How to Housebreak Your Riptor in 14 Days

>Chapter 9: Yes, They’ll Actually Fetch a Car

>Chapter 10: From Egg to Engagement: The Soul of a Living Machine

>Chapter 11: Cleanup Time

>Chapter 12: 101 Riptor Tricks

>Chapter 13: Clicker Training the Safe Way

>Chapter 14: Fast Tourniquet Techniques

That hydra is pretty cute op

>>4164032

She won't have any problems having sex with all five of her husbands at once, either.

>>4164373
Does dating a hydra count as polygany?

>>4164393

Probably not, as long as you're only dating one of her heads with each head having its own separate consciousness.

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>walking in the park one day
>see a massive moving shadow on the ground
>look up and see this

What would you do, /scaly/?

>>4164917
run

>>4164917
I mean it would just fly away.

>>4164917
>Hir

but why

>>4164917

I'd probably be too busy staring in disbelief with a bulge in my pants to actually pull out my cell phone and take a few pictures or a video recording like I'd like to.

>>4164996

Because it's hot, that's why.

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>>4164996

The pic was made in the early 2000s, when hermaphroditic pronouns were heavily used

>>4165031
>Because it's hot, that's why.
Futa a shit

>>4165193

Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one but nobody wants to hear about yours.

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why hasnt anyone talked about how bad the greeks tastes were?

>>4165220
>"futa is shit"
>an opinion
>not immutable, objective fact

>Because it's hot, that's why.
Opinions are like assholes: everyone has one but nobody wants to hear about yours.

>>4165428

Are you ever going to contribute anything remotely relevant or are you just going to sit here and complain about everything you don't like until you finally drop dead?

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>>4165311

Were snakes really dangerous in Greece back then?

Not only Medusa, but lamias too. Seems like a LOT of snake monsters they had

hmmmmmm

>>4141949
Yes, I would happily become a MILF dragon's fucktoy to stay with my dragoness waifu

>>4143040
>YFW your dragoness mother-in-law goes from hating your guts to stealing you to use you to get herself off whenever she gets the chance

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>>4165487
now that I think about it, it does seem odd

>>4164917
Regret the fact that surface-to-air missiles are not available to ordinary mortals.

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>>4138536

>>4165460
>futafag mad that people don't like his shit tier fetish
>futafag unable to recognize blatant bait

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>>4165674
>>4165746

Would you heat up your snake with hugs and vigorous bodily contact?

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>>4165731

Usually people try to get away from bad things, but you're obsessed with this one. I think you're just false flagging.

>>4165787

Absolutely.

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>>4165787
Do you even have to ask?

>>4165845
>Usually people try to get away from bad things, but you're obsessed with this one. I think you're just false flagging.

>implying I'd pass up a chance to express my extreme distaste for it's own sake
You underestimate how bored I am, anon :^)

>>4160548

I like it.

>>4158109
Source on pic?

On the topic of snakes I've only recently found out about how non-agressive ball pythons are, and why they're called ball pythons.
No wonder even girls are fond of them.

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>>4166309
SKYRIM IS EPIC on Youtube.

Do you guys like physical romance in scaly fics? (Cuddling, kissing, eye contact, winghugs)
I put some in mine, I hipe people like it.

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>>4166861
>Cuddling, kissing, eye contact, winghugs

Yes, yes, yes, and also yes

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>>4166861
I like it alot, brings a cute and intimate aspect that I adore

>>4166861
Romance is always good, why?

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>>4166861
Romance is the best.

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>>4166861
>winghugs

Yes.

>>4165487
>Were snakes really dangerous in Greece back then?

For most of human history if a venomous snake bit you you were fucked. Antivenin's a pretty recent thing.

>>4166892
>>4166911
>>4166931
>>4166970
>>4167486
Okay good. I put a bunch of this in my story and I'm glad you guys like it.

>>4167679
>a bunch of this
More romance only makes things better in my eyes.

Oh hey...the bump limit.

>>4164917
Rape.

>>4168519

I don't think you're the one who's going to be doing the raping.

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>>4168632

Well, somebody's doing the raping here.

>Trout puts up a new kobold auction
>Breaks $100 USD in under a minute

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Does anyone have any kekclaws?

>>4169256
Link? I doubt it's worth it, I just want to see.

http://www.furaffinity.net/full/20592049/
Pretty sure the bid war is between people who hang out in his stream voip anyway

>>4169539
fuck, meant as a reply to >>4169440

>>4169539

>competing with each other over who can give an artist more money to ""own"" a sketch they did in 15 minutes

This is why communism exists.

>>4169683
People who spend that much money on adoptables confuse me.

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Well, would you?

>>4170066
Nah.

>>4170066
depends, female?

>>4170139
I guess it's because this version's pretty damn ugly?
But dammit, it's one of the only Goris pics out there.

>>4170148
Goris, son of Gruthar. Most decidedly not female.

>>4170066
Sure.

someone make a new thread