ERP Thread service with a smile >>4119714 old

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Looks like i'm just in time for a new thread.

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>>4124479
I knew a tranny into bitchsuits,
they were a rabid tumblr feminist.

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>mfw senpai

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>>4124485
Looks like I woke up just in time for a new thread too

>>4124593
Wonderful.

>>4124614
>giving it (You)s
kys

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>>4124632

>>4124648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BO4J0Zreug

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>>4124614
Yeah, I didn't really get that much sleep but I'm feelin' better anyway

>>4124685
>giving it (You)s
kys

OK /erp/
You have the chance to fuck your favorite ava, no questions asked

BUT

You have to fuck LD in a 5 hour session.

>Paul is up
Time for sleep

>>4124719
kill yourself my man.

I will constantly shitpost these threads until you dumb fucks learn not to give it (You)s

>>4124761
Have a (You) then

>>4124727
LD's alright with me desu
Just learn to chill though lad

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>>4124685
>Giving it (You)s
xd slay urself

>>4124727
But then I'd be fucking myself, twice
How does that work?

>>4124761
Are you really helping anything?
I mean seriously, I'm not goin' anywhere just because you made poopies in your diaper and you're having a little temper tantrum, alright?

anyway, (You)

>>4124727
That depends on what "fuck" means here. I can typefuck my favourite ava any time because Lupin fags them, so no, but if both definitions change to plain old fuck and not typefuck then yes, in a heartbeat.

>>4124789
holy shit LD bringing the heat

fucking roasted

>>4124727
>LoL Jinx
Worth it desu

>>4124809
>giving it (You)s
kys

>>4124809
>LD

>>4124727
I'm friends with my favorite ava so thankfully I don't have to suffer the second part and just have to ask for a session when they have time.

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Does anyone have any ideas they want to put forth for a theme tomorrow?

>>4124789
>temper tantrums
>coming from you

wew lad

>>4124838
Gore pit filled with LD clones where we can kill him as many times as we like.

>>4124840
>giving it (You)s
drink bleach

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If LD goes through a week here withotu acting like a manchild, I will ERP with DMG.

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>>4124838
Another one of those masquerade balls would be hilarious as everyone tries to guess who I am

but that'd mean I'd have to make another folder tonight just for it

>>4124847
Not as good as the real thing t b h

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>>4124727
Nero
I'd do it desu

>>4124838
Nudist Beach Edition!!

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>>4124861

[WILL YOU ERP WITH ME THO?]

>>4124838
What's that one sex theme park doujin? Something based on that.

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>>4124838
still wanting a semen demon contest.

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>>4124886
Ribbit.

>>4124838
semeon demon

>>4124838
Gloryholes

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>>4124886
I WILL FUCKING ERP WITH EVERYONE, BEING A GIANT MANSLUT IF I HAVE TO

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>>4124890
>>4124908
This is already on the strawpoll

>>4124873
It's on the list now. Nudist island.

>>4124916
Already on there as well

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>>4124838
Ooh and a massage parlour theme.

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>>4124921

[SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

>>4124904

[FROGGE]

[I'm just passing by. Now back to lurking while I wait for my dentist.]

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>>4124861
Same.
If LD goes a full week without acting to spite DMG or otherwise throwing a tantrum I will ERP with DMG also.

>>4124921
We already have mecha as far as mansluts go

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>>4124955
Make sure he isn't from a musical.

>>4124937
Hmm, or a general health spa
With saunas, public baths, people getting facials, massages etc.

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>>4124861
>>4124972
ill join

Monkey's paw time, ERP. You can choose one of the following to leave ERP forever, but the others will stay for as long as there are threads:

LD
Jiro
Nue

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>>4125000
LD

>>4125000

LD.
Jiro and Nue are nowhere as cancerous.

>>4125000
LD

>>4124904
>pets

>>4125000
LD.
Not even a contest.

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>>4125000
LD easily.

>>4125000
LD
Nue at least contributes and Jiro is going to be an hero anyway

>>4125000
LD. Nue is fine, he just gets a little bit drunkand sad sometimes, and Jiro is much easier to ignore than LD.

>>4125000
LD

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>>4125000
I'm only gonna be about during dead hours for a week or so if I can manage the resolve desu.

I wouldn't want to leave and inflict LD on you all forever.

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>>4125000
Is this even a contest, nigger?

>>4125000
LD without hesitation

>>4125032
LD does ERP you shithead

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>>4125000
That's a stupid question. There's obviously no contest!

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>>4125000
That's really not a question, people like Jiro and Nue is harmless nowadays

Of course everyone's gonna say me

>>4125066
Yes, though it is very low quality.

>>4125067
Pls no

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Please pass this around like a bad case of the clap. Whichever one has most votes by midnight is the one I'll type up into a theme. Remember, it's your right to vote.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10754542

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>>4125067
What are you doing?
If it's what I think please keep going.

>>4125096
Date night pls

and don't fuck it up this time LD

>>4124955
Maybe if you didn't eat so many sweets you wouldn't be at the dentist.

>>4125096
Date night. Couldn't be carried out properly last time because of the rampant shitposting that day, although 1 or 2 avas tried their best to play along with it.

>>4125066
I could eat an alphabet soup and shit a better ERP session than LD.

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>>4125096
Amazons sound nice.

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>>4125096
I'd give the date night another shot, since honestly I fucked it up last time, never really gave anyone a fair chance to enjoy it

>>4125155
Shame you won't be around.

>>4125096
Date night, definitely. I was one of the lucky people who actually got a date and enjoyed it despite LD's shitposting, but I'd still like it for everyone else to try it.

>>4125096
>Amazons
Muh dick

>>4125155

[Anon who RPed with Yuugi last night here.]
[I agree with this.]

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>>4125171
Y-yeah

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>>4125096
>Amazons

I'm okay with this.

>>4125184
>tfw want date night, but no Cuteryuu for candle lit dinner.

>>4125181
How would that even work for a theme?

All the avas are suddenly 8 feet tall and dressed in loincloths?

>>4125161
Shut the fuck up
You never show remorse

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>>4125232
8 foot tall tewi gonna snusnu.

>>4125232
Only way I think it could work is if every ava were to use negro-fied versions of the pics they have.

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>>4125240
So you're saying since I didn't before, I'm not allowed to change and show remorse now?

that's pretty fucking stupid.

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>>4125228
I love romance RP too, but I'm not around enough to have the necessary sessions to make it work out well. Reasons I'm thankful Jinx is indulging me in that maid RP on occasion.

>>4125240
>giving it (You)s
kys

>>4125267
You can't just clean off what you did to DMG with "lol sorry"

>>4125293
>still giving it fucking (You)s
You retard

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>>4125267

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So what do you peeps actually do?

>>4125313
>didn't mean to tag
>tagged LD
Fuck.

>>4125313
WHO

>>4125279
Hai hai, and I take too long to cook anyways. Mornin'

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>>4125293
Yeah, that's the point
I can't, and I'm not gonna waste my time trying

>>4125326
Typefuck and shitpost
mostly shitpost

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>>4125339
How's work been going?

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>>4125339

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>>4125313
Want any help building that folder? I already kind of have one.

>>4125096
I'm gonna have to think over Amazons, Nudist beach and Massage parlor.

Official manservant and punching bag, reporting for duty!

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Gonna post lewd Shuten Doujis, report me to see if mods consider it loli.

>>4125353
Quick and painful, luckily it's almost over. Also didn't expect you to go Limp on me this morning, gave me a giggle to get me started.

>>4125364
>>4125365
>>4125399
Unf

>>4125393
>punches
kthx

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>>4125114

>>4125408
How would that even fit?

>>4125399
My fucking dick

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>>4125405
If I had any editing program skill I'd make gifs of Diego and my's face over Fred Durst's, but I don't.

>>4125417
Delicious feet.
Delicious everything!

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(Two Shuten posters btw, keep notice of filenames.)

>>4125413

>drops to the ground in pain
You're...welcome...

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Is this loli? I can't even tell.

>>4125479
I don't think it is, but I'm not a mod.

>>4125442
Same. How was the nap?

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>>4124864

Oh? You speak of me? I am flattered, umu~

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>>4125479
Nice.

>>4125497
Napful. Just watching some cartoons to kill time myself. I don't like Fridays much.

>>4125529
Empress your butt looks perfect as usual

>>4125529
Will you sit on my face?

>>4125537
That... That is a nice shot. And yeah, the only thing I've been pumped about this season is shokugeki.

>>4125529
Yes!

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...

>>4125620
How much to see your horse plow you?

>>4125620
Did a thief take your clothes ma'am?

>>4125620
A rider ?

>>4125620
Why are you so... lightly dressed?

>slaps you ass

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>>4125611
You would like Shokugeki.

The only show that really grabbed me is ReLife, but it aired all at once so not like I have it to look forward to weekly. New Game is kinda cute I guess.

Otherwise just backlog stuff.

>>4125669
(You)

>>4125683
Of course I would. You say that like it's a bad thing.

And yeah. I thought the mecha might be good this season cuz the last few have been lackluster, but I was disappointed again. I also like amaama to inazuma, it's cute too, a little sad so far.

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>>4125773
Amaama is cute too, yeah.

I expected Regalia to be interesting but it was some ugly loli piloting stuff and I just turned it off immediately.

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>>4125669
Rude.

>>4125529
>Slaps ass

>>4125791
Same. After how much I weirdly had fun watching Haifuri last season, I decided to watch Amanchu this one, still undecided on it. Though I'm having fun watching Taboo tattoo.

>>4125620
Ushi! Well hello there.

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>>4125813
>Slides a box of berries across the table...THEN slaps your ass.

>>4125529
>rams face into ass without even asking permission

>>4125529
>Snaps a picture of Nero's rear.

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>>4125638

Such a vulgar request!
Away with you!

>>4125640
>>4125655

What are you talking about? This is my battle gear!

>>4125653

Aye!

>>4125912
Well that battle gear doesn’t seem to be protecting much. Unless you were planning to do some “other” kind of fighting.

>>4125529
Who's your friend? Can you introduce me?

>>4125912
You some samurai?

>>4125813
I'm sorry, it's just so big and squishy, I had to

>>4125912
Battle gear? But it protects...nothing.

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>>4125791
That's a nice butt

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>>4125561

Why thank you, I have to keep myself in shape!
>>4125606

So you wish to stroll through my rose garden? Alright since you asked nicely.

>>4125618

Ah? What are you excited about, anon?

>>4125836

>She yelps from the sudden slap, winking back at him.

So rude of you~

>>4125889
>She blushes from feeling someone's face pressed against her rear, making the empress fidget, placing a hand on the anon's head.

Eh? What's with so many of you liking my butt!?

>>4125902

>She clearly doesn't mind photos being taken

You should really ask for my permission but I will let it slide.

>>4125992
>She raises an eyebrow to who did the anon mean, she then realized who this person meant right away

So you mean Tama? I could but she is not around as of now.

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>>4125669
>slaps you across the room

>>4126015
>pets

>>4126078
You've got a nice butt too

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>>4126119
I know.

>>4126111
checked
>dies

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Is it true that there's such a thing for women where they can't get pregnant known as 'safe days'?

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>>4125943

>A coy smile materializes on her lips

Now, now!
That is classified information.

>>4125999

Not some Samurai! I'm Japan's Greatest Commander!

>>4126071

Mobility is the best protection!

>>4126111
>Gropes breast from behind

>>4126107
Thank you!
>Lies down and waits for Nero to sit down on him!

>>4126167
I believe so,

>>4126167
Duh. You telling me you've never heard of that before?

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>>4126107
Cus it's a great butt.

>>4126167
That's what I've heard, yeah.

>>4126167
Maybe we should test it out?

>>4126107
>removes head from butt
It's simple really. Your butt is just so spectacular that I could live my whole life with it on my face and die happy. Truly a butt befitting an empress such as yourself.
>jams head back in butt

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>>4126111
>triple 0 yesterday and triple 1 today. If I get triple 2 tomorrow I may die of surprise.

>>4126163
>cleans the viscera off her glove

>>4126171
>Seras reaches a hand over her shoulder, gently stroking your jugular as your hands fondle her breasts

Mmmm... I haven't had anything to eat today...

>>4126167
Only if their areolas aren't too big.

>>4126168
Classified? Aww, c'mon, can’t you tell me anything? Or perhaps you want to show me~?

>>4124838
Masquerade.

>>4126167
yes, it's safest to have sex about two weeks before you start your period
want to try it so I can prove it to you?

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Tsugini omae wa "Nice dubs." TO IU

>>4126107
May I request a private photo shoot with the emperor?

>>4126271
Not quite!

>>4126233
Why do you look so evil? You're not evil, right?
>He lightly pokes her side.

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>>4126271

>>4126107
Your presence.
I want to be treated by Empress's body.

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>>4126246
(since a couple people have asked for a second one I'll put it into consideration for the next one)

>>4126292
I'm evil looking? You must be mistaken!
>She frantically turns her head from side to side, looking for someone, anyone to back her up on this.

who's the biggest cock whore on /erp/?

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>>4126183
Ehh... That seems a bit odd though.

>>4126187
Of course I've heard of it! But I wonder if it's true.

>>4126199
I see... but why would anyone want those?

>>4126210
T-Test it out?
You better not mean what I think you mean!

>>4126241
I should be fine then! I...If I ever needed one, I mean. Which I wouldn't!

>>4126265
P...Prove something so potentially dangerous?

Having children is a big commitment, you know! One I do not take lightly!

>>4126168
Greatest commander? What an accomplishment.

>>4126346
It's kind of odd, but if they don't want to have a baby then it's convenient.

>Coup happening in turkey right the fuck now
I have no idea if this is good or bad.

>>4126331
Well you look evil. Like, REALLY evil. But if you’re not I guess you just have to prove it.

>>4126233
>He hesitates for a couple of seconds obviously realizing just how much damage Seras could do to him. His hands stop moving still on her breast. The gentle feeling of her hand against his skin and the fear he's feeling turn him on. He's painfully aware that his erection is touching against her ass. With an audible gulp he draws his courage

I could give you something to eat

>>4126346
Well, y'know. They wouldn't always want to get knocked up but also might feel protection takes the fun out of it?

Hell, the whole risk factor can be kinda hot...

>>4126331
>From a distance away
You look like a bitch!

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>>4126392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGb6DGZJG84

>>4126331
>>4126346
>pets

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>>4126410
Sup Kenny

>>4126422
>pets

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>>4126422
Heya Tomo!

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>>4126374
But being a mother is wonderful... That's all I want to be~ A mother~

>>4126400
I guess that makes sense... but they shouldn't be having sex anyway unless they're ready to have a child!

>>4126346
You wonder if it's true? Heh. Pervert. If you're into that kinda thing you could just be more direct about it, ya know.

All I want is to get brutally raped, is that really too much to ask

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>>4126410
>Military is more secular than the government
I'm kind of hopeful right now.

>>4126469
Huh, are you sure you're ready for that. It's a big commitment. And it's not all sweetness and love.

>>4126469
Hmm? Sounds to me like you've got the whole babymaking thing on the mind. Unless that's a -mis-conception- on my part.
Bad jokes aside, even on a safe day, there's always the chance~

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>tfw no femdom erp mistress

>>4126478
Summon the rapeshark

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>>4126399
Hmmm... that i can see... but I think that my mouth isn't the one you need to worry about filling...
>Seras smiles to herself as she tilts her head back just enough to look into your eyes. The pressure of your erection against her ass sends a soft shiver of excitement through her body as she tastes the fear coming from yours lingering in the air. With one gloved hand she reaches down to the back of her skirt, pulling it up to reveal her thong clad ass. Carefully, she begins to lean forward, rocking backside against the stiff outline of your cock

>>4126393
I'm not evil at all! Just because I drink blood and have an arm like something out of H.P Lovecraft doesn't mean I have to prove a damn thing!

>>4126409
H-hey! You're mean!

>>4126412
>is petted

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>>4126472
W-what are you talking about!? I was just curious is all...
You boys are the ones who are perverts!

>>4126501
I think so~ When I'm ready... I'll be a very good mother no matter what happens or what situations I'm put through!

>>4126513
Of course, I've always dreamed of being a mother~

And hm... Even on a safe day there's still a chance? That doesn't seem very safe at all

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>>4126448
Hey anon.
>>4126450
How are you doing?

>>4126570
Well, nothing's 100% safe in life, y'know? But you certainly seem like you'd make a fine mother indeed. You definitely have the body for it...

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>>4126493
Kebab's kebab.

>>4126583
Tired, but otherwise fine. And yourself?

>>4126558
Oh yeah? You’re probably only saying that because you are evil.
You know, An evil person would make me feel bad, and a good person would make me feel good. So if you could make me feel good, I would have to say that you aren’t evil, Right~?
>He makes a small grin as he says this.

>>4126570
Hmm,maybe there's a way to test if you'd become a good mother.

Don't worry it's nothing lewd.

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>>4126243

>She chuckles in amusement

After a battle, I enjoy a vigorous session of sex. What better way to reward the soldiers under my command?

>She looks him over

It is a true shame that you are not a bushi under my command.
You'd make a fine adition.

>>4126368

Aye!
I'm proud of everything I've achieved!

>>4126570
Of course you were just 'curious'. Just asking an innocent question like that in a place like this. No hidden motives or desires at all! I'm guessing that next you'll ask if someone wants to confirm it for you because you just so happen to be on a safe day right?

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Its so hard to find good pets these days...

>>4126558
>He looks into her searing red eyes and finds himself lost in her gaze. When he breaks out of the daze he finds Seras's ass pushing against his cock. In complete surprise he falls down hitting the ground with a big thump

>>4126709
You're not looking hard enough.

>>4126709
No one likes little girls!

>>4126709
Just try harder then!

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>>4126709
Loli are not for sexual.

>>4126680
What do you do when you aren't planning or fighting

I hope senpai notices me today

>>4126680
Well… I could join you. If you could… convince me. You said that you use sex to reward your soldiers. Maybe if I knew what that reward would be like I would join you~
>He steps closer to her, giving her a small grin.

>>4126746
>>4126774
You're both wrong.

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>>4126732
Trust me i am.
But all i see is a faceless sea of perverted men.

>>4126746
They don't?
I guess i should just leave then....

>>4126764
I have, but i am on the verge of giving up.
Maybe i should just go to a pet shop.

>>4126774
But i am a thousand years old!

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>>4126842
No you are sick in the head, do not touch them.

>>4126871
ok, that's fine then.

>>4126871
what kind of pet are you looking for anyway?

>>4126871
Mistress, I'm right here!
>the boy she had broken from a few days back waves his hands, gesturing towards his collar
You remember me, right?!

>>4126871
I would never lust over you!

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>>4126837
>Notices

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>>4126631
Tired as well, going to sleep now.
But I need to take care of something first

>>4126871
Do you not want a perverted man as a pet? What kind of pet are you even looking for?

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>>4126647
>a surprising sense of smug passes over Seras as she returns the smile, her long slender legs carrying her over towards the man with a seductive ease. Her finger traces a line from his waist to his lips as she comes closer and closer...only to flick your cheek, hurling you to the floor with ease.

Oopsie...guess I'm evil after all. I'll have to be punished by Sir Integra~

>>4126724
>Seras blinks her crimson eyes several times in surprise, unsure of why the man had fallen over. She hadn't pushed him that hard had she? Shrugging to herself she pulled her panties from her lower half before stripping the clothes from your waist down, throwing them aside

You alright down there?

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I've only really played Dakini's lately, so would anyone mind something else or more fox butt?

>>4126871
What are your pet benefits? The mistress across the street offers footjobs on Fridays

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>>4126840

Or you could listen to the stories of the men under my command and judge by yourself!

>The girl gave anon a quick, sharp glance.

From the lowly Ashigaru to the High-Ranking Daimyo... I do not discriminate.

>>4126814

Many things!
I practice my archery and swordsmanship.
I ride Tayuuguro, my horse.
Sometimes, when I'm in the mood, I let him ride me.

>She flicks her raven hair back.

Satisfied with my answer?

>>4126871
well then clearly you've never met me, m'lady
>tips tribly
I assure you I as true a gentleman pet as you can find.

>>4126929
how's the new folder going?

>>4126937
I guess...
Though, you let him ride you?
Wouldn't you collapse from that horse's weight?

>>4126967
Holding off for now.

where the succ at tonight

>>4126925
>He made a grunt from the shock of being hurled at the flor. He he looked up at her.
H-hey! I guess I was right… H-how are you going to punish me?
>Despite him trying to cover it up, his erection was obvious.

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>>4126949
>tfw no trebuchet gf to have sex with while crusading

>>4127006
is die

>>4126925
He greedily watches her taking of his panties. His eyes following the outline of her stocking clad legs. He gasp at how quickly she was able to remove his pants. His cock now twitching achingly close to her

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((>tfw I probably still haven't actually finished a scene properly itt
fugg))

>>4124838
((Maybe it's better suited for Halloween but I'd personally like to see a monster theme day. You know, like, suddenly a horde of orcs and allies come in and just take all the hotties for pleasure purposes. All anons participating are now monsters of some kind, unless the non-anon partner is already a monster (monstergirls included) then human would be fine.))

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>>4126897
A loyal one.
One that knows how to speak to me, and knows how to serve without being told what to do.

>>4126899
>She immediately spots the collar she had placed on you, but decides to feign ignorance.

Hm?
Are you sure you have the right mistress? You don't look familiar at all.

>>4126902
I'm sure you wouldn't. Only a sicko would lust over a little girl, and you're no sicko are you anon?

>>4126921
Just a loyal one. Or not, i enjoy breaking pets in as well.

>>4126932
If you do a good job i'll help relieve your sexual desires. My toes are quite flexible and so is my hair.

>>4126950
You don't look like a gentlemen.

>>4126929
>wants to ride Astolfo
>at work
KILL ME

>>4126937
(sorry it’s taking some time, I’m having internet problems.)
He he… Alright fine. If you manage to keep all of your soldiers happy I guess I don’t need to.
But if I were to join, would I get a reward for that?

>>4127021
>succ is die
NO

>>4127006
>succs
>you like this

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I sensed a huge virgin aura, so here I am! <3

https://youtu.be/9S3YXXp6bOM

>>4126925
>>4127036
Forgot to green text. Sorry still new to this

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>>4127073
(It ain't me starts playing)

>>4127041
How do you break in your pets

>>4127041
But you just said you're 1000 years old...
how is that a little girl?

>>4127041
Well I can always be your pet. But I'll need some convincing...

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>>4127052
Maybe another time.

>>4127008
>Seras' boot presses against the man's erection, if it weren't for the cloth of his pants it would probably be quite painful as she gently stroked him through his clothes.

A man who can't tell the difference between good and evil isn't worth the dirt on my boot.

>>4127036
>after tossing his clothes to the side she steps over him, letting him get a good look at her shaved, clean pussy before she turns smoothly on her heel, revealing her bare ass as she lowers herself down onto his abdomen, his cock resting against her pussy as she holds it in her hand, idly stroking it with detached interest in the twitching member

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>>4127188
captcha error ate my pic

>>4127041
>He whines at his master's forgetfulness towards him. He kneels down at her feet, looking up with wet eyes
M-master, you don't remember me...?
>He sniffles, trying to hold back the waterworks.
I-I was the one that you taught how to be a proper pet... You punished me, but I deserved it for my disobedience! A-and you let me sate your desires with my tongue...

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>>4124838
I might be a little late, but I'd still really like that purge thread!

>>4127052
Like a fag version of mecha

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>>4127213
You say that like he isn't already a fag.

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>>4127213
>>4127211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Successfully summoned.

For the lot of good it does me as usual this time of day, though.

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>>4126983

As if his weight would stop me from doing that!
But enough talking!

>The girl unsheathes her blade, the distinctive metallic sound of the weapon leaving the scabbard filling the air

Who are you?

>>4127056

You'd become part of my legend!
There's no greater reward!

>The Commander scoffed, as if she predicted his answer

But I know what you're thinking and you don't need to say it.

>>4126929
I'd kind of want to do a cute boy but I'm a little hesitant.

>>4127211
>Shock RPs: the thread
pls no
No more gore memes

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>>4127238
Go back to your semen pit fag

>>4127251
BUT MUH REK'SAI
BUT MUH JINX
BUT MUCH MECHA TRYING TO WIN JINX'S HEART WITH GORE RP

>>4127244
Just a passerby who was interested in your legend.

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>>4127273
>semen pit
this needs to be more of a thing

>>4127188
H-hey that’s mean!
>He wiggles a bit trying to get her boot off his crotch.
C-can you please take away your boot? please?

>>4127188
P-please let me put it in
>He moans feeling her strong grip on his shaft. Desperate for more he attempts thrusting his hips trying to push his cock into her pussy

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>>4127251
>tfw been wanting to blow up jinx for awhile but only end up playing sluts on the weekend

>>4127281
It was moreso that he's liked the content that he could do that she's also into, I thought.

He went on about loving Wolfenstein and 40k and she gives ample opportunities to play both, so.

Oh, am I being meme'd?

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>>4127112
Sometimes i step on them.
Sometimes i whip them
Sometimes i leave them on the verge of orgasm for weeks.
Anything that i can use to degrade their minds.

>>4127117
Clearly i meant someone with the appearance of a little girl. Whatever, something tells me you would make for a terrible servant anyway

>>4127129
Ok how about this:
Get on your hands and knees before i break every bone in your body.
Is that convincing enough?

>>4127206
>She taps her chin with her finger and looks off to the side, still pretending to not remember. She then looks down, snickering as she takes a step forward, prodding the prostate man with her sandal.

You kind of look like one of my pets, but then again my pets know that they should greet me by licking my feet. Something you haven't done.

>>4127251
>Slices your fucking eye

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>>4127248
That's fine. I'll just wander about on pixiv and what not for the mean time.
>>4127273
Only if by semen pit you mean on my knees in front of you with your dick in my mouth.

>>4127330
>cums

>>4127244
>He tilts his head to the side and grins
Oh? Is that so? Then tell me what your answer is~
>He chuckled a bit under his breath

>>4127333
trips, very nice.

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>>4127251
Is it really memes if people are getting off to it? You can be sure I'll be hard at work even (especially) if the thread is service themed. I enjoy playing everything,

>>4127319
You're getting memed on hard, that guy missed the mimic torture and the neck breaking of the past few days. They were hidden under other bullshit, which is something I don't mind when there are people that don't just look away.


>>4127242
what have i done

>>4127281
>having fun in any way that's not vanilla or femdom is a meme

>>4126929
Play Kogure.

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>>4127251
I've not cut off a rapist's dick and had him come back as a cyborg in a long while now.

>>4127320
You think someone like me will lower myself to beneath your feet?

>>4127320
yeah well you seem like a SHIT mistress, BITCH

>>4127244
>distinct metallic sound
Congrats you fucked your sword up.

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>>4127348
Thank.
>>4127358
>Pets Nini.

>>4127320
How the hell would you break every bone in my body?
>I look at the girl before hesitantly getting on my hands and knees.
Okay, happy now?

>>4127350
>>4127352
It is a meme if people keep spamming it >>4127330

>>4127408
Im not him homo.
>Slaps hand away

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>>4127333
That's exactly where you belong, trips fag.

>>4127319
Yeah kinda. Like I said before I enjoy grim shit like Crossed and other brutal apocalypse scenarios, but why just bring it up out of the blue here? I just have an outlet for it for once now so I mention it. I've never really RP'd stuff like that before though outside of rare instances. I view it as an interesting writing challenge, especially in a public venue.

>>4127350
Enjoy it while it lasts, I'll have to stop feeding it at some point before the beast gets too fat, like the ol' cuck meme.

>>4127320
>His body flinches at the horrible oversight he had made and rushes to solve the problem at hand
I'm sorry, Master!
>He leans his face into one of her dainty feet and begins to meticulously lap at every millimeter of exposed skin; giving her the best tongue bath he can manage
I-ith thish bettha, mashta?
>He questions with his mouth occupied with licking the other foot

>>4127408
Now how about you trip and fall in my lap bby

>>4127320
(Do you use other avas?)

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>>4127427
O-Oh, sorry.
>Pets anyway.
>>4127435
>Posting maleryuu
No fair.
>>4127456
Or I could just sit in your lap normally.

>>4127350
Even non-violent shit?
I don't let gore and sex mix. If I want gore, I go watch some LiveLeak videos.

>>4127484
It's less harem anime if it isn't an accident.
But sure, be nice enough to pull my dick out of my pants first though.

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>Seras glares angrily down at the man on the ground. Lifting her leg off of his crotch she raises it to his face

I'll tell you what... Lick my boot and I'll use my bare foot on you...maybe.

>>4127303

>She laughs with a girlish giggle as the man thrusts into her hand uselessly. A few strokes against her womanhood as a tease and she gently lowers herself onto the throbbing meat, looking back over her shoulder with an evil smirk she greedily takes it all down to the bottom of your shaft

>tfw no girly bf to squirm in my lap, giving me "helpful" advice while I play vidya

>tfw Mecha won't cuck you
feels good

I need cleavage to masturbate to.

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>>4127571

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>>4127571

>>4127518
>Tfw no tradwife grinding your cock against his butt, intentionally flexing in a yawn to give you a view down his shirt at his flat chest and pert nipples, your gaze wanders and you notice that his pants are straining to constrain his growing arousal.

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>>4127383
Someone like you?
And what makes you think you're so special, Anonymous?

>>4127399
Oh you think so? Alright, i wont take up any more of your time.

>She turns around and starts to walk away.

>>4127417
Very easily.
>She walks around you, inspecting your body like you might a piece of furniture. She gives your chest a light kick, trying to judge the sturdiness of your limbs.
Happy? Not really. But i'll take what i can get.
>She stops at your side, then brings her butt crashing down on your back.
I hope you can hold me, you don't seem all that strong.

>>4127440
>A smile forms on her face as her pet obediently licks her toes. She lifts a foot out of her sandal and roughly shoves you to the ground, then takes a step towards your body. She leans down and gives you a deceptively sweet smile.

Ah now i remember!
How are you my pet?

>>4127468
(Yes.)

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>>4127571

>>4127589
What are those two cancer mounds

>>4127484
Its ok.
Now give me a little kiss.

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>>4127571

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>>4127435
Gonna have to milk this gravy train like some sort of applicable euphemistic expression, then.

>>4127489
Yeah, I do all kinds of vanilla quite frequently! Here's all I play, hopefully you've seen proof of this at some point.

>>4127600
I can resist all of your teasing and conditioning

>>4127622
>Dons Pjs once again and hugs your breasts.

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>>4127507
Sorry Anon but I honestly don't feel like playing. I'll try to make it up to you next time. Apologies for having such a fickle mood.
>>4127518
Never ever.

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>>4127484
You asked for it, King of Queens.

>>4127624
The maid's pretty good at milking so far, at least.
I have an idea what to do with her next, once we get you a nice plate of blood. I wonder if I can manage both this weekend? Hmm. May be greedy.

>>4127662
'salright.