ERP Thread WAAAH Edition Plumber trash: >>4124395

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>Buttons gleaming, the purple overall-clad man crotch-chops into the thread. Twirling his moustache, he tilts his pointy head back, wide mouth opening to emit his siren song.
WAAAAAAAH

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>>4130455
>Enormous numbers of shekels and assorted Jewish treasures, such as solid gold Stars of David and gold plated Torahs are lying on the ground, motionaless.
>The pile begins to rumble, before parting at the top as the world's fattest Jew emerges from the hoard and flexes his muscular arms
WAAAAAAAAAH!

>>4130455
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>4130553

>>4130537
>he crawls a closer, pushing a denser bush out of the way as his hand reaches into his belt for a poke ball. As he pulls himself closer, he realises hes almost directly behind her rather large rear, tail swishing above it

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>Jinx using Houtengeki art
Great taste.

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>>4130589
>WAAAAAHs even louder than this anon, preparing to get into a WAAAAAAAAAAH contest
>>4130608
>The fat kike steals this man's lunch, before running off while eating the sandwich and downing his entire drink in one gulp

>>4130650
>lays down a swimming pool of coins

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>>4130553
>The skinny sportsman looks at his rotund Jew partner in crime, hands on his narrow hips.
WAAAAAH, WALUIGI TIME
>Waluigi cackles, prancing with his spider-like legs to his counterpart. Drawing a rose from his ass, he presents it to the thread, offering his best bedroom eyes.
WAAAH....

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>>4130650
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>4130704
GO AWAY BOLIN

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Let me tell you a story to chill the bones.

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>>4130671
>Out of nowhere, a diving board materializes out of thin air. Wario clambers up to the top at surprising speed for someone of his bulk, and immediately dives into the pile Scrooge McDuck style. He did learn from the best, after all.
>>4130684
>WAAAAAH's in a triumphant manner, posing next to his possibly-a-brother and chewing on a clove of garlic. He pats Waluigi on the back, hoping to help him find some ladies tonight.
>>4130704
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>*heavy breathing*
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRIO

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>>4130807
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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THIS
FUCKING
THREAD

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>>4130704
>>4130843
>The least-appreciated WAH scowls at this challenge, sparing a glance at his brother before nodding his head, unimpressed with the frog's display. Joining his brother's croon, Waluigi screeches.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>4130807
>Waluigi seductively wiggles his eyebrows at the thread, twirling his mustache more slowly now. He does his signature air-swim in the shape of a heart, winking at the countless anons. When he returns to Wario, he offers another chunk of garlic, possibly materialized from the reality-bending force of his sexual prowess.

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>>4130620
(I need to do a more thorough comb of his pixiv. I've got a nun problem and if there's enough...)

(I wish the person who played the Egyptian girls was still around, too.)

(Also the last round of maid replies is in the prior thread but will continue here, obviously. It was a bitch and a half to jenga those replies around the text limit, things had to get cut, it was miserable and I don't wanna again so just go there.)

>>4130893
Y-yeah, guess I was just complaining a little there.

>Anon gulped, he wasn't sure if what was happening was real right now but he had a beautiful maid now pleasuring his cock. He shuddered as she stroked his stiff cock

Ooooooh!

>He let out a low moan as his muscles elaxed an his tension slowly began to fade.

(Sorry for bailing on you but it's getting late here. I need to sleep.Thanks for playing with me though)

>>4130913
>Her nipples dragging against his chest, her soft form, it was maddening for him as she gradually pulled away every layer of his clothes. The damp vice of her throat a perfect fit around pulsing cock.

Ghh! D-Don't worry, it's not like I'm gonna blow any time soon!

>His hand quickly found it's way to her lilac hair, instinctively, as he bit his lip, enduring every slurp and thrust down making him squirm and groan with pleasure.

Post Cards.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>4130946 (beartiger)
that's okay. you're pretty in your own way! no one else can make all that look good in the way you can.

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>>4131011

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>>4130946
>Shantae laughs genuinely at the imitation, having to pause in her hair-stroking for a while as the laugh rippled through her body. By this point she's pressing herself up against her new friend's side, so Kumatora can clearly feel it.

Oh gosh, that was funny, and I've never even been there. Where're you from, then?

>>4130957
(See you soon!)

>>4130620
>>4130942
He is probably one of the best lewd artists. Though my personal favorite is still coke-buta. Too bad he's never done anything Shantae.

>>4131011
Why?

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>>4131013
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

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>>4131011

What's ERP listening to?

>>4130946 (Kumatora)
>his smile stays, but his brows curve upwards in concern as she bad-mouths herself, despite her reddening face. he tries to reassure her by sliding his hand closer towards her own, but not quite having the courage to link them himself
Hey, c'mon now... Don't sell yourself short. Do I have to sit here and tell you what makes you just as pretty as those girls? We'd be here all day.
>he chuckles a bit, hoping that she would feel a bit better as well
You're welcome, but... how exactly did you find out about those magazines, anyway?

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>>4130804
>Gives the generic weebshitter the middle finger, confident in his ability to not be spooked by anything at all, let alone a mere story.
Wah.
>>4130843
>Punches the frog in the face, caving his mouth in as if he had eaten fifty lemons
WAH!
>>4130868
>Wario happily snatches the garlic out of his maybe-but-most-likely-not-a-brother's hand, eating the entirety of it at once. He burps loudly, causing the smell of garlic and Italian-Jewish food to waft throughout the room. He cocks an eyebrow up, observing the others around this palace of perversion. He intended to steal everything they had, rubbing his hands like the happiest merchant alive.
>>4130942
>Wario steals her gun, and her panties too. He tosses them off to Waluigi, as well as what appears to be a bag of infinite jewry
>>4131011
>A royal flush of cards fold out from between Wario's hands, all portraits of himself in various poses showing off his sexy form.
>>4131044
>Steals Shantae's lamp, due to how fucking shiny it is.

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>>4131011
+Kumatora, who I'm too lazy to add right now

>>4131072
Fuck off HG shitter or Nue.

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>>4131072
https://youtu.be/fxiFoYMsIJw

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>>4131011

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>>4131011

>>4130893
>>4130968
Can I take his place best maid? I really need a nice handjob now.

>>4130893
That depends on what you want as well. I'm fine with doing anything to please you. I'm sure you're stressed too, working diligently to please my being.
>He pounced forward, eyes focused on her flesh pillows.
These breasts are my favorite.
>The young master's hands found their way to her puffed nipples as he began to rub them with his fingertips. The quality masses from the maid's chest enveloped his grip. Softness welcomed his touch as his massage made contact with Lily's tits.
Doesn't that feel good?

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>>4131121
aaaand Goodra.

where did Cynder go?....

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>>4131013
>>4131047
Fukken xenos

>>4131011

>>4131072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXCUenE0b5A&spfreload=1

>>4131122
Lewd candy witch

>>4131072
http://youtu.be/9WZh49lA9ns

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>>4131094
Not me this time.

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>>4131121
I'm actually kinda bummed someone took up fionna before I could get with that IQ

>>4131121
>Goatmom
>Jenny
>>4131133
>Goodra

Nice. Very very nice.

>>4131133
Please grace the thread with some fat Goodra ass

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>>4131146

>Calling the most pure, kind-hearted girl a lewd witch.
[Rude]

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>>4131011
Meh.

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>>4131159
>Graces the thread with his fat jewish ass

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>>4131086
Hey! I need that! Give it back!

>The half-genie chases after Wario with a big sword, which somehow makes her run faster.

>>4131090
>also plays Patty

I should take note of that for the future.

>>4131121
>best ghost

Niiiice.

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>>4131138

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>>4131121
>almost all could fall under thick
I am proud of you friend.

>>4130804
>touches the Kurisu

>>4131167
Well to be fair you can still be lewd while being pure and kind-hearted. A love for candy is pure even if I, say, cover my dick in Fun Dip sugar and throw away the white candy thing, forcing you to suck me off to fulfill your obligation to the candy.

>>4131121

[I do recall having something going on with Not!Zelda]

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>>4131086
>Waluigi smiles triumphantly as he grasps the gunner's panties in his gloved hands. His hooked, red nose inhales deeply, savoring the scent of the fabric. His was still superior. Indeed, beneath his dark overalls, was his WAAAAAAAAHLUIGI-thong! His narrow, bony ass caressed the fabric, tempting every anon in the thread with his rose-scented musk.
>>4131167
>Waluigi laughs at the weak insult. Rude? Waluigi is the rudest one here! He snatches the girl's towel, then laughs triumphantly as she stands bare. He tosses the towel to Wario's Jewsack-- the one that wasn't in his pants--, and twirls about for his next victim

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>>4131223

That would totally be a waste of good candy, you know?
The taste of the, ahem, container would merely sour the sweet flavor of the sugar!

>She gives anon a stern, dangerous look.
>As dangerous as a big breasted, candy girl can be!

Tell me anon, how do you wish to die?

>>4131235

HEY!

>>4131262
Please shove more twizzlers up my ass baby :D

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>>4131200
>Wario notices the genie attempting to chase him down, and pulls a solid Nintendium golf club out from his back pocket, brandishing it in both hands like a battleaxe. The lamp was also stashed in his infinitely deep pocket now, while he continues to evade and escape from the genie.
>>4131211
>Steals the panda and shoves her into a burlap sack, also throwing it to Waluigi
>>4131235
>Wario moves in to assist his brother, spritzing him with some cologne, except he accidentally trips over and dumps the entire bottle onto Waluigi's crotch.
>>4131225
Who the fuck is not zelda
>>4131153
>Steal the coffee
>And the towel too
>And the bathrobe as well
>All of it gets stashed in his crotch-pocket.
>>4131262
>Holds up a gold plated arrow sign pointing at the girl, it reads 'CANDY SLUT' on it

>steals your tank

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I guess there was an anon or two waiting for me to get my tattoo and get drink today. For an update I did get my new tattoo and I got booze. I just woke up so I'm going to start sipping on that soon. I'll be a drunken horny mess in a bit. Loves and kisses

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>>4131298
>you thought you stole this tank
>but this tank stole you

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>>4131072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7mGoKD2sg

>>4131262
All right, all right, let's all calm down here. I'm sorry for calling you a lewd candy witch, OK? There's still too many things I need to do before I die, even if it's by your hands. You can have the Fun Dip, unopened and everything. It's the blue flavor that turns green as it gets wet.
>He holds out his peace offering, even though he really still thought she was quite lewd.

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>>4131018
Gah, you sound like some homo...
>though embarrassed, she puts on a wobbly smile
Um...thanks, Anon. You're pretty, too...I mean, handsome. That's the word for men, innit?

>>4131044
>finally noticing Shantae, Kuma's face scrunches up, unused to people being so close that she isn't currently punching
I'm from the Nowhere Islands. Out in the middle of nowhere, probably never hearda it.
How 'bout you, short, tan, and girly?

>>4131083
>she doesn't have much more nerve, her fingers quivering and unmoving on her own lap
That better not have been a short joke. And shuddup, we would not...
I found'm under your mattress while I was snoopin'.

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>>4131011

>>4131312

I'll be waiting. <3

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>>4131200
(And why is that :3)

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>>4130968
No problem! Come back next time for maid bukkake night.

>>4131131
(Sure!)
"Don't be sorry, that's the whole point! You're venting, remember?"
>His moans were only encouragement to her, her pace slowly ramping as his excitement became more pronounced. Pre seeped out, caught by her fingers and spread over his soon glistening cock. She joined a second hand to his body, finding his aching undercarriage and giving his balls a gentle squeeze of encouragement.
"I don't think you're done,"
>She said, licking at the tip, tasting his oozing frustration.
"Come on, tell me all the other things you need to let out. That stress will eat you up inside!"
>Her fingers clenched on his slippery rod, the meat bulging excitedly under her grip as she forced him through her palm again and again. His precum squelched and spattered like lubricant, drops flicking off onto the maid's greedy face as she watched his excitement

>>4130983
"Ooh?"
>She squeezed out a drop of his precum between her lips, ferrying it away with a swipe of her tongue. The girl swallowed deeply, apparently reveling in the salty taste of his pleasure. She pulled away, stringy saliva, marrying her lips to his pulsing glans.
"It sure doesn't sound that way,"
>Her fist pumped up and down his slick shaft, playing wet, glistening noises of lubricated friction as she pleased and teased at the same time.
"I've heard that voice lots, I know it means you're this,"
>She stopped, her hand gripped around his base, watching with parted lips as he twitched wildly in her grasp.
"Close to shivering, gasping, moaning like you've lost your mind... and making a nice mess for me to clean up."
She got back to working him, pulling her warmth in closer to the animal heat of his sex, jerking him up and down as she stared into his eyes.
"If you want to cum in my throat, I wanna hear you say it."

(text)

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>>4131011
I might add someone else.

>>4131346
>>4131132
"It does..."
>She said, stifling a moan as her body flared up between his fingertips. Her pleasure was no secret, it was easy to rule her by those tits alone, but she had greater aspirations for the night.
"Don't concern yourself with me for the time being, master, I thought the point here was to subside your lewd thoughts?"
>She mocked a blush, holding a hand to her face as he began to toy with her body.
"Oh dear, you're already overwhelmed. I'll have to service you post-haste."
>With that, she leaned forward, touching the tip of her master's cock against her breasts even as he massaged her. In a motion of pure softness, she sank him in, letting him settled against her chest.
"This is what you asked for, isn't it?"

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>>4131293
WWAAAAAAAH!
>Waluigi's eyes widen as the cologne soaks through his overalls, looking quite like an accidental pissstain. No... No, the cologne was too powerful! Only one spritz was typically needed to be instantly rolling in the pussy! With the whole bottle... Waluigi gulps, looking at the thread. Then, his eyes narrow in determination. Bring it on. He begins crotch-chopping seductively, approaching all avas with that seductive look on his handsome face.
>>4131072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8zKSPBf95w

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>>4131011
more parts came in the mail today and I went out and bought one too

>>4131344
>tfw scenarios like this are rare in ERP Threads

I just want to bust a nut in and on some fat assed cutie with a bunch of other anons, is that so hard to ask??

>>4131312
Okay but why did you get a tat of dat boi

What happened to Nero?

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>>4131011

>>4131378
Matt Hardy happened

>>4131335
oh, you could tell?
>the girly looking anon gives her a polite smile in return, slightly surprised she could tell his gender despite his feminine appearance.
pretty is fine. in fact, i actually like being called pretty! thank you!

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>>4131332

No, it's no late.

>Hotaru said with a really, really serious tone!
>The sweet girl that once was known for being upbeat and playful, was now completely serious
>Her ringed eyes glared daggers at the male before him, reaching for the Fun Dip with her hand... Before tossing it away! Landing on another nearby pile of candy!

You come to me with lewd thoughts in your head and yet you dare to call me a lewd witch?
You thought that I'd let that slide? Uh?

>AND SO....

>>4131293

STOP THAT

>>4131288

How about Dagashi instead~?

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>>4131343
>Blows kisses

>>4131377
I saw that, I giggled. I got something worse, anime tattoo

I died again thanks. You used some real team work there <3

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>>4131375
(Gangbangs are just a little difficult if they actually involve other anons. If you're simulating a gangbang with yourself at the center and no other people to take time writing it's gucci.)

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>>4131384
Im going to make a disco theme one day and have you bounce your highlights off the disco ball

>>4131384
>Palutena
>Bayonetta
fuck, how long have you been gone?

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>>4131293
>Shantae began fighting him in a good ol' sidescroller style - ducking and weaving while firing off shots with a pistol and whip him with her magic hair, even jumping up above him and trying to slam down with her sword.

(This is hilarious)

>>4131335
>Shantae giggled a little at the girl's on-point description of her, gently sliding an arm down to Kuma's shoulder to pull her a little closer, still rubbing her hair with the other hand.

I've never heard of it, but I'm surprised - I've been to a few islands, and you'd think I'd have travelled to it at some point in my adventures...oh! I'm from Sequin Land, specifically Scuttle Town.

>>4131404
Of what?

>>4131335
Huh? Snooping? I never let you in there, you...
>he sighs, but the conversation relaxes him enough that he slides his hand closer onto her lap, quickly avoiding her gaze as he nervously inches his way closer
It wasn't a short joke, either, I was being honest... You're real, uh... you know!

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>>4131011
xth for needing to actually play my different avas.

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>>4131072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs30_LeRoUU

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>>4131375
(Gangbangs are really awkward to pull off, I wish I could help)

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>>4131044
(What do you think of null as a artist? You have good taste nonetheless.~)

>>4131346
Nnghk!
>He whimpered, clearly already on the brink of climax, pre drooling out and blending with her glistening saliva coating his shaft as her warm, soft grasp only coaxed him further towards his peak.

G-God damnit. I. It's not l-like I- mmmgh!

>He couldn't resist, the heat in his loins building as she worked him, his breath getting shallow as he looked back down at her with lust.

Y-YES! I. I DO! I want you to taste every drop! To swallow every bit of that load! O-Oh god you tease of a maid, you!

>>4131401
(Once again, nomming on a M&M ice cream sandwich this time! I swear you've got some influence on this feeble mind!)
I don't care what candy it is, I just want it up my ass O Candy-Goddess!
>He prostrates himself, bowing in reverence to her superior confectioner's status

>>4131401
>He stood there as the lewd candy witch approached him, her killing aura clearly discernible. He stood his ground, though, meeting his grim reaper with with confidence. In truth, he didn't want to die. But if he had to die, he would choose it to be by the hands of a cute girl. He counted his regrets in his head as the end neared.
So? How will you do it? Strangle me with a candy necklace? Drown me in a pool of Jello? Turn me into a marshmallow peep!?

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>>4131452
If I have you on discord I'd PM youa pic of it. But I don't wanna post it in thread.
I already have the jostar, so I got the Killer Queen Skull over it and I think it looks great

>>4131417
LE THREAD DAD AND THREAD MOM MEME XD

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>>4131344
(Because Wayforward girls having fun! And you know, passionately making out.)

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>>4131011
Mostly lurking these days.
(I think I need a new avatar (male))

>>4131458
Have you played Luvia yet?

>>4131346
"Yes I know but it's still hard to let all out... aaahhhh...."
>Her hand squeezing his balls sent shocks of pleasure up his body, making him shake and moan softly. With every stroke, more precum oozed from the tip of his now rock hard member, smearing her hands and dripping on the floor.
"Y-yeah, I've searched for this - aah - this job for so long, and I've - ugh - always been let down. It's frustrating - mmmhhh"
>His balls were pent up by all his stress, a sea of cum was eager to come out.
"Also, thanks to it - oohh - I haven't been able to masturbate in a while - aaah"
>He was visibly shaking now, matching the maid's eager movements.

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>>4131477

Well, since you are that desperate~

>

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>>4131424
(A whiiiiiiile. I'll be honest, I wanna play B2 Bayonetta again soon.)

>>4131417
(REVOCS presents Saturday Night Fever?)

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>>4131494
Does that make me the crazy aunt that nobody likes?

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>>4126180
>With a sigh and a smile, the empress stands over the anon with her butt in visible view. This time sporting a bikini, her bottom stands out nicely with it's lovely supple shape and size.

You're quite the perv. I might as well teach you some manners.

>She squats down slowly, her ass close to face already he can smell the scent of roses. To the surprise, the empress smothers him, her crotch pressed against the anons lips. Nero is a rather smug emperor, grinding her butt against his face.

You got what you wanted.

>>4126222
>Blushing as he continues to breath in her rear which tickled Nero

Umu...I can't let you die there though.

>>4126282

Private? I don't mind!

>>4126302

Oh? I will allow it.

(Sorry guys, the heat got to me and gave me a headache but now I am back)

>>4131507
(there also was a Pit, some retards immediately thought he did it for rights to Palutena, racists really)

>>4131502
(I'm actually surprised there's art of this)
Ah, please be gentle...
>he blushes cutely
I-it's my first time having something like that up there...

>>4131522
it makes you that fucked up cousin that tries to set small animals on fire with a magnifying glass.

Nue is the retarded kid that cuddles bunnies too hard and kills them.

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>>4131494
It's just small talk anon...

>>4131507
Lifefibers -So Electric. Be the best party in town

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>>4131316
>Steals the tank and overthrows the Turkish government with it
>>4131312
>Uses his jew magic to steal the perverted magicians hat, and her staff too. Possibly sneaking a panty shot while he's at it.
>>4131401
>Ignores the slut and continues waving the sign. It has spontaneously sprouted several bright blinking lights, which would be sure to advertise to everyone that she was ,in fact, a slut. A candy slut, specifically.
>>4131431
>He swings the club, smacking the bullet away before clashing with her downward slash.
WAAAH!
>Shouting, he pulls one hand away and uses his signature shoulder bash, charging towards the Genie in an attempt to knock her away

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>>4131507
>Pulls Bayonetta onto his lap to form the OTP with her

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>>4131541
Tell me about the rabbits, George.

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>>4131586
theyre GAY LIKE U

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>>4131596
Do I get to tend the rabbits?

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>>4131399
You make it hard, what with lookin' like a girl. You ain't some 'reverse trap', are yah?
>she squints at him, reaching out to poke his cheek
...right. Pretty it is, then.
>her fingers wring together anxiously

>>4131431
You should come sometime. There's always some psycho or cult leader that needs a whoopin'. Never heard tell of no Scuttle Town, though.
>finally reaching her breaking point, she whines from how close the touching has become
What are you doin' anyway? I ain't no doll...

>>4131456
Yeah. That's why it's called snoopin'.
>she sticks her tongue out at him, which quickly snaps back into her mouth when his hand falls into her lap
>nearly going white, the little Asian girl's hands shook, and she tried desperately to focus on anything besides the thought of her hand coiled around Anon's
Buncha...bologna. But, uhm...you're real...y'know too. Y'know.

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>>4131529
(Sucks I missed him.)

>>4131552
(Free two-stars for all who attend?)

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>>4131464
(Heya Miyafuji~! I assume you're referring to the null also known as nyanpyoun on danbooru? He seems pretty popular, but there are a few nulls. From what I've seen, I like how he does his work, the expressions/ emotional and bodytypes. He does some really cute stuff, but I'm not sure if I'm into the slightly more extreme stuff. Overall, he seems fantastic, even if he doesn't hit quite all my buttons like coke-buta.)

>>4131560
>The half-genie twirls safely backwards with a few expert presses of buttons - I mean, skillful moves. What she didn't account for was his charge continuing, smacking her across the room.

Owch!

>>4131355
Haaah... You know me well.
>The heat of her body returned as he began teasing her.
Do you mind if I suckle on these? You seem a bit sensitive.
>Despite this, he continued to grope them as if they were clay. His hands wouldn't stop squeezing their size as he was brought closer. The feeling of Lily reciprocating her pleasure to his length compelled him to do more.

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>>4131604
No, they tend to you.

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>>4131586
>>4131596
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
FUCKING
REKT

>>4131552
the thread dad and thread mom shit are just as, if not more autistic than the /erp/ discord server

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>>4131573
>Waluigi watches the OTP form, a single tear leaking from his eye. He air-swims high into the sky, exploding into joyous fireworks in celebration of the couple.
>>4131586
WAAAAAAAAAHbits
>Waluigi shouts, yanking the bunny girl by the ear towards him. He strokes her ears with one hand, grinning lasciviously.
Waluigi time...
>He whispers in her ear, crotch-chopping against her.

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>>4131634
I-in what way?

>>4131614
(They were also thinking of giving Pit to another Anon who actually wants him to be a shota)

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>>4131495
(That I cannot argue with. Any time you wanna do Patty and Shantae, just drop me a line)

NOT ENOUGH FAT BUTTS

>>4131577
DON'T ANON ON THE JOB, HOTARU

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>>4131573
(Jews and British witches, longtime allies finally brought together.)

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>>4131653
>]

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>>4131653

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>>4131646
They feed you, bathe you, read you bed time stories.

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>>4131653

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>>4131478

I'm kidding~!

>Suddenly, Hotaru giggled and approached Anon! Giving him a small hug with her arms wrapped around him and her huge knockers pressing on his chest!
>It seemed that she was joking~! Being the prankster, Hotaru was pulling anon's leg~

>>4131534

[That's Japan for you~]

>>4131560

DIE

>>4131656

[MAKE ME REEEEEE]

>>4131641
Dude no one ever takes that seriously and it's only a couple anons that refer to them as that.

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>>4131644
nty bud
>>4131684
That sounds lovely really.

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>>4131651
(Does he not want his Pit to be a shota? He wants him to be PURE?)

>>4131677
fuck, now I want to impregnate this witch

>>4131522
That makes you the local pedophile everyone keeps away from

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>>4131653

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>>4131709
You are lovely.

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>>4131653

Does mines count?

>>4131675
I've really gotta take a shot at all three some day.

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>>4131626
(Welp. It appears there was a small change of plans on my end, I'm actually free to play. Think you can take on one more, brown sugar~?)

>>4131653
(Booty.)

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>>4131735
N.
I'm a mess and an emotional wreck.

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>>4131713
(Please do.)

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>>4131744
You can't handle them all anon~

>>4131730
That ass is the bomb

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>>4131720
But DMG is the one chasing little boys

>>4131653
B U T T

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>>4131730
I'd tell you to pull your pants up, m8, but I never wear any.

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>>4131653

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>>4131709
>Not WAHnting to get with this
>Waluigi swats the non believer away with a tennis raquet, seemingly emerging from nowhere.
>>4131703
>Waluigi makes it rain for his brother.

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>>4131527
Not just the nice butt, but chest too.

>>4131704
>He breathes a sigh of relief when the killing aura suddenly dissipates. He stands there a bit frozen, both by the display of affection, and the amazingly squishy feeling of Hotaru's perfect rack pressed against him.
O-oh. You made that look pretty real, Hotaru. I was about ready to get on my knees and say my prayers.

>>4131527

>Anon had his face mushed against that lovely rear belonging to the Emperor. Needless to say, he was aroused by the feeling and a noticeable tent for on his pants!

Hmmhm~!

>It was Heaven for him!

>>4131768
>tfw I'd never be able to decide who to pump my cum into
>I'd have to cum at least three times

If only

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>>4131704
>Throws Hotaru into a taffy puller

>>4131764
will you be on later? when would you be on tomorrow if at all?

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>>4131612
Cult leaders? Sounds a bit tougher than pirates and monsters, but I could try to help sometime!

>Shantae giggles a little at her words, gently beginning to nuzzle against her neck.

Oooh, you'd be a cute doll if you were one~! I can't really explain it...I just like you - you're pretty and soft and nice to talk to and be with. And I just...I want to touch you and hold you. Is that too weird?

>>4131652
(You're making me seriously consider the discord friend.)

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>>4131757
˙nsʇuɐd ʎuunq llɐɯs ɹnoʎ oʇui ʇǝƃ oʇ ƃuiʎɹʇ ʇsnɾ sɐʍ I 'ʍouʞ I

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>>4131634
I want the kurisumoth to tend to me.

How is Lord Dominator even pleasing sexually?

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>>4131779
>pinches the cute perky Kirlia butt

>>4131810
(I'll be on around this time tomorrow, 6 PST. I would bang you like Bayonetta's guns tonight, but I have someone to attend to.)

>>4131834
(Goddammit, Kurisu, stop playing my monster wiafu.)

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>>4131839
Very soon, little one~

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>>4131805
Oh we'll make you cum 3 times. Maybe 6 so we get seconds! Or even 12. We'll make you or little breeding horse~

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>>4131834
You don't fuck silly.

>>4131768
I've been under the wrath of Raygo and an angry Iowa and somehow managed. I think I can handle three cumsluts.

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>>4131840
Child bearing hips

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>>4131840
(I like the character design. She's got hips for days.)

>>4131740
Royal booty is best.

When was the last time you got off to ERP?

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>>4131653

>>4131809
I can't tell if this is intended to be funny or some really fucked up fetish shit.

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>>4131626
(Yup, him. He barely has any extreme stuff though, it's all about molesting in a uhh 'light' way. Mm, I see. And sorry.. as you may know, I'm not up for rp'ing for who knows till when even if it's such a lovable one like you.. ;-;)

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>>4131848
Sorry witch. I will if you intend on using her.
If not, she is mine.
>>4131860
Oh, that's right.

>>4131857
Can this happen now? Because I'm diamonds. I need those three fat asses all over me

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>>4131644
>Fist bumps his bro, trying to encourage him after the boring bunny turned down his advances.
>>4131704
>Wario is unable to die, although he certainly can be slowed down. He continues waving the sign, now having called in a prop plane to write 'Hotaru is a slut' in the sky
>>4131626
>His eyes squint, staring down the genie and preparing to gauge her next move after skidding to a stop. Clumps of dirt and grass were kicked up from the considerable force it took to slow himself down.
WAHAHA!
>>4131784
>WAH's externally and gather up all the cash money, gazing around with his eyes half lidded and trying to find someone else deserving of his FAT STACKS

>>4131889
Last time I was actually in the mood to do it.

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>>4131889
right now

>>4131889
After a session with Iowa last night.

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>>4131889
Been awhile..
Last one I got off to was Eve really, and that's been almost a week

>>4131889
Last night

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>>4131802

Do you really believed for a moment that I'd hurt you for calling me that?
Oh, anon you're so silly! Then again, I like silly guys~

>The female dipped her head forward, kissing his cheek and then playfully nibbling his earlobe before whispering to him with the most sensual, sexually suggestive toner ever...

The Lannisters send their regards~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU8eL2CjzHw

>With that, Hotaru pulled a cone-shaped popsible and stabbed anon right in the gut with it!

Die die die die!

>Of course, the popsicle was no match for anon's fitness!

Uhh... This worked on that show. Weird.

>>4131809

>Moans fuckingly

>>4131612
ah!
>he says as she pokes his cheek, giving a friendly laugh afterwards.
it's kind of funny, isn't it? i'm a boy who looks like a girl and you're a girl who doesn't look that girly! not that you aren't pretty, of course.
>the oblivious male doesn't notice her embarrassment, simply continuing his train of thought.

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>>4131840
Any kind of strange skin colour rattles my bones

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>>4131853
cantwait

>>4131848
(ok real talk, I was just going to play Skyrim, but my dad fucking sniped it from me)
(wait... so then no Bayo now?)

>>4131894
It's supposed to be funny, but is also a fetish. Pay /d/ a visit sometime, there's a regular thread for it in fact.

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>>4131840
Dominator is plenty hot, she just needs a better actor

>>4131612
Hard to argue with you there...
>his voice trails off, as he scans the room to focus on anything but her, his hand trembling as it hovered over her own. he looked down, gulped, and then took a deep breath
Yeah, I know. It's not a buncha bologna, though. It's true! You're... you're cute!
>he quickly grabbed onto her palm in one swift motion, shutting his eyes tightly as he felt his face burn

>>4131926
>Fucks the taffy Hotaru fuckingly

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>>4131499
(No, but if you want I'll give her a spin after I've finished this maid business.)

>>4131475
>Her eyes narrowed in devious satisfaction as she watched him collapse, felt him throb harder with every lewd word that spilled past his lips. Like a good maid, she obeyed. Still driving him vigorously with her hand, she reared back and sank her lips over his tip. Her cheeks distended with suction, as she welcomed bits of his length in and pulled back until they were clean. Her loving, brutal procession got half way down his slick cock before she finally gave in, taking her hand away and plunging him in to the hilt. Her throat wrapped around him at his length, her tongue clung to him at the base, and all at once she milked him off into her throat. Her nose pressed into his groin with each time she speared herself with his dick, swallowing him from tip to balls again and again. Even after she had thoroughly cleaned him, flecks of spit escaped her lips as she let him throatfuck her straight to his climax.

>>4131500
"My my... that's not healthy you know! A man like you should be letting his seed out every day."
>Her hand left his balls, joining the other on his length. She embraced every inch of him, that way, servicing him hand over hand. She squeezed in a rhythm, running a shuddering tunnel down over him, twisting and writhing on his length like a soothing onahole.
"I bet it's all thick and yellow in there, I can already smell the musk."
>She cooed, planting a kiss on his straining tip.
"Your dick is leaking so much, I wonder if you'll even be able to stand when I'm done milking you?"
>Her hands grew faster as she talked, her words and actions leading him towards crescendo. Her squeezing grew erratic and excited, a crazy series of spasms down his tortured length all begging it to let everything go.
"Are you close anon? Would you please cum for me? All over me?"

(text)

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>>4131881
(You know, I've only recently realized that aristocracy is a huge fetish of mine. I dunno why.)

>>4131889
(The last time I did it.)

>>4131905
>angry grumbling

>>4131872
(Clearly I went too easy on you.)

>>4131947
(Nah, I'm just posting lewds before I go take care of somebody. I want to stay, especially because I have extra time, but I can't.)

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>>4131872
How about four horny cumsluts?~ I'll add gagaga for free~

>>4131889
This morning in a private session.

>>4131908
Sorry anon I'm still a little loopy, and working towards getting drunk for an anon to take advantage of me~

>>4131947
>Playing Skyrim in 2016

>>4131968
>>4131627
"No need to bend so uncomfortably, master,"
>She giggled up at him, starting to push her breasts over his member. She moved them together, a plush, warm pillow for his dick. Every motion was soft, and gentle, not the frantic milking she had planned for him in the near future.
"Just lean yourself back, let me take care of it. Please."
>She begged him, rubbing her breasts together over his length. Her embrace only grew sticky as pre teased out against her body, conveying her chest's warmth ever more as she serviced him.

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>>4131971
Then I'll keep posting Mothrisu~

>>4131889

I get off every time.

>>4131968
(I'm pretty down. What's your intentions with her? Like, what do you picture her to be into. I've basically gone through all her source material between F/HA and Prisma Illya, but her character still isn't thaaaat fleshed out.)

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>>4131653
(Boooty.)

>>4131746
(If I was with five people right now, I'd take time for you~)

>>4131975
Pleaseee DMG? I need those fat asses! Can I at least stuff yours?

>>4131971
(aww, alright)
>>4131982
is there a problem? I don't really see any thing wrong with that
besides, I also play New Vegas still

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>>4131746
I want to squish that slime together with myself and have loving lesbian lewding!

>>4131889

>Session with Yuugi
>Came unlimited bucket works

Holy shit. Between her and Arachnea, they are my fucking absolute favorites.

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>>4131653

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>>4131829
(You don't have to join the circlejerk main chat, I barely post in it anyway. Just make an account to add the fagets you like. Though I have other IMs if you prefer to use those)

I've faced both of'm, and it tends to vary. Cool to see another explorer, though.
>the nape of her neck is clammy, but soft to the touch
>Kumatora shivers, squirming a bit but not outright shoving her away
Come on, you don't really think I'm some pretty pretty girly girly, do yah...?
>she starts to mumble
Yeah, well...you're prettier'n me...

>>4131930
...yeah, real funny world.
>she swallows a lump, wondering if ALL of his parts are girly

>>4131965
>utterly defeated, she locks her fingers with his, keeping her eyes squarely in the distance as she simmered with embarrassment
...whatever you say.
>the room is silent for a long moment, and her grip gradually increases, though she seems adamantly against mentioning it in the slightest

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>>4131757
>Drives by on his sick motorcycle and steals the boring bunny's soul with his Jewish magic, storing it in his pocket for later.

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>>4132000
(Still far too kind! Just lemme make my into post, and then we'll be underway~)

>>4132019
(You are fully within your rights to do that as soon as I make my introductory post~)

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>>4131889
In Discord? A 4 or 5 months ago. In thread? Never. Got real excited when Alice got slimed and Kallen got the Italian sausage though.

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>>4131911
>Waluigi sniffles, a bit more offended by the slut's rebuff than he let on. He quickly shrugs it off as his bro fist-bumps him, getting back to his usual sex-god self.
WAAAAAAH
>He cackles, throwing shuttlecocks at the bunny slut. He then swims in the air, looking for his next conquest.

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>>4131889
Longass time.

>>4131982
>not modding it until you risk your computer melting

>>4131991
I love you Mothrisu!

>>4131926
>He stands there in complete confusion as Hotaru plays out her fantasy. All he can feel when it's over is a cold, wet sensation on his torso.
Uh. So, wait, were you actually trying to kill me after all? C'mon. Now my shirt's all soaked. Do you have a washing machine here?
>He takes off his shirt, holding it up to look at the popsicle stain.

>>4131971
Well you ultimately ended up turning me into one of your personal cum pumps, so at least it was a win-win.

>>4131975
Jeez...I'm not sure I'd be able to attend to all four at the same time.

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>>4131998
That's the same problem I've been having, she kind of exists as a character, in that she has a list of attributes or whatever, but then Prisma throws a lot of her development out of the window but THEN in Prisma her character just doesn't exist outside of her relationship to Rin.

So she's a generic OHOHOHOjousama that I've got a bit of freedom in portraying as a super proper and graceful lady that's a bit concerned with her money.

I don't really know what she'd be into, I guess being a wrestlerfag she'd have a fetish for getting manhandled, but as far as scenarios running with her there's always the infinitely generic Luvia is out of money and PLEASING OLD MEN FOR MONEY OHOHOHO route.

I kind of like the idea of her as a prostitution kingpin.

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>>4132045
>The bun uses her jewish japanese demonghost magic of luck to make you fuck up and steal your own soul.

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>>4132053
(Soon as I can, Bones. Soon as I can.)

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>>4132068
I love you too Kenny!
but im going to ps4

Who can satisfy me of my fetish to give girls potions that make their hips/asses/thighs/tits bigger and then jerk off while spying on them trying to fit into clothes/work off the fat?

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>>4132079
>Wario is a ghostbuster and isn't afraid of no faggy ghosts, making him immune to their mediocre tricks
WAHAHA!

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>>4132010
I hate to say no but I feel awful right now. I'd be terrible to rp with right now. I'm very very sorry anon

>>4132073
I guess they'll have to fight over who gets to ride your cock and face first!

>>4132078
B-but Luvia wouldn't please old men for money, Rin would! A prostitution kingpin is neat, but I mean, you're supposed to fuck the prostitutes, not the prostitute kingpin. She's a mage after all, could have some fun with spells. I'm blanking on ideas though.

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>>4131895
(There was just one with a girl inside something with tentacles that, while hot, wasn't as cute as I would like...still, 'light' molestation can be cute and sexy. Little slaps and squeezes.)

(It's fine that you don't feel up to ERP - I'm sorry about it, but at least we can keep in contact a little. I'd rather that than missing you entirely. I can still give you hugs now and then, right?)

>>4131911
>Shantae got back to her feet, pulling a...bento box? out of her inventory and eating it quickly to restore her health. Now she was Ret-2-go! The half-genie went straight for the forward charge again, using her big sword like a lance as she ran.

>>4132093
DMG would definitely do it.

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>>4132093
Filia already can't fit into any of her clothes!

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>>4132079
>>4132094
MAAAAAAAAAHDS
>Waluigi cackles at the godmod bunny, chucking a rose at her face

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>>4132094
>Tewi evokes her japanese ancestry and luck manipulation powers to be lucky enough to be a skilled samurai.
>The jews fear the samurai.

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>>4132093
(Interesting fetish.)

>>4132101
Rip my boner, its alright though. Perhaps another time

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>>4132093
>Muh

>>4131968
>Her assault on him pushed him past the point of no return. His entire body hit with a wave of unbelievable pleasure as he braced for release,.

G-GGhFUCK!

>It was instinct, he didn't know how else to react in the heats of the moment as he shoved her head completely down on his cock, slamming its thick mass in as his balls clenched, hot semen pumping into her gullet as he let out a nearly inhuman growl of pleasure.

T-Take it! Take it all! I want you to taste i-it!

>Still rigid as the bursts turned into a slow dribble out, he shuddered, loosening his grasp as he remained lodged in her throat.

O-Oh my god....

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>>4131881

Do you have a thing for royalty, hrm?

>>4131891

I shall join you in the bunnysuit wear!

>>4131804

>With her head turned and watching this anon indulge in her Roman ass, it made her blush even more.

...
>She notices he is quite aroused from having his face there, she shakes her head.

From the looks of it you're going to get off to my butt alone, aren't you?

>>4131789

Well if it isn't the Japanese Joestar. Watching me now are you?

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>>4132123
Oh shit it's true.

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>>4132141
what happened to Cynder?....

>>4132116
DMG is RIP right now though

>>4132120
>making Filia even thicker
I cant imagine, oh god. Can I spy on her trying to lose some weight in a skimpy workout outfit then?

>>4132124
Thanks, I know its fucking weird but goddamn I love thicc

>>4132141
>Dick

>>4132068
Damn it, I wish I lewded Kenny a long time ago

>>4132124

>Sophitia

Please let me cuck your husband.

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>>4132080
(Oh, don't worry about me. I'm not here for my own desires anyway)

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>>4132104
I know exactly how you feel. A couple have people have pined for the PLEASING OLD MEN FOR MONEY bit, and I suppose it's pretty exciting to see the tables turned. I guess I'm hearing conflicting reports from the Luvia a sexcute and Luvia a hatefuck crowds, but I see no reason why I can't play both. She's just a really hard character to A: divine any sort of information about and B: shoehorn into lewd situations because she's so prim and proper. I've lost count of the amount of times I've said "I'll work this out!" But I still mean it!

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>>4132153
Well you are a nice sight to behold.
>puts his arms around her from behind

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>>4132159
That's real fucking gay, keep it up.

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>>4132093
I want to do this. But I have a yummy ache </3

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>Yet again the curious little goo girl finds herself wandering in to the den of debauchery she's become so familiar with, having found herself with very little to do otherwise. Bored and hungry, the plump-bodied slime scours the establishment, slipping aimlessly through the crowd in search of faces both familiar and not, eager to find somebody capable of satiating her urges

>>4132123
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as Jewish swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a nose can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a rabbi wearing full gold with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Israel never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, Jewish soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>4131968
>He was moaning loudly now, hips shaking and squirming like crazy. His balls began to tighten, getting ready for release. The already swollen cock grows even more, stiff as a metal rod.
"Aaahh - yeah, I'm pretty close right now - Uuugh - I - I - I'm gonna!!"
>His cock powefully jerked once, twice, then al his body stiffened as shoot after shoot of thick, slightly yellow semen spurts from his swollen tip, smearing all the maid's face and hands. It went on for a considerable amount of time, a sign that he was indeed pent up inside. He was almost surprised of the huge amount that was packed in his testicles.
"Aaaaaahhhh.... Aaaaaahhhh...."
>Moaning with relief, the anon ended the powerful orgasm, his legs almost failing him.
"....Ahh... That was... really good..."
>He said slowly, almost dreamily thanks to the post orgasmic exstacy.

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>>4132110
(Ah, yeah I guess in a sense they aren't really 'cute' art half of the time from him, but they're really lewd in style and the witches seem to love it always. It's great. Of course, I'm always lurking here even if not really posting, give hugs whenever you want. I'm sure to return them and hug you too at times even if I can't offer else for now.~)

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>>4131848
>Kirlia flinched!
Wah! Careful with that!

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>>4132093
Gotta admit you got good tastes

I might if I'm bored in a bit

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>>4132072

Maybe...

>She reached for his hand, leading him to the back... Where the washer was located!
>Because she totally wasn't having any weird ideas at all

Say, do you really think I'm lewd?
I only do what I want! My intention is not being lewd, it's just...

>She blushed and averted her gaze, biting her lower lip. Thinking the same way she likes being fucked: Deep and hard.


>>4131967

>Hotaru explodes and kills everything around her
>You like this

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>>4132165
good fetish my dude, don't let the man keep you down

>>4132041
ahaha.
>he begins to notice her nervous body language, raising an eyebrow at her.
are you okay, miss? do you need a hug?

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>>4132078
Luvia is a confident woman who believes she can outshine Rin. Her relationship with Luvia is a bit difficult to explain.

>>4132093

This sounds interesting to me.

>>4132173
Couldn't you play her as a rich dominatrix? I mean, I feel like I've played with three master/servant relationships in the past week, but it'd fit her. Like, Luvia orders one of her servants to please her, she gets too into it and makes him actually penetrate, he turns the tables and fucks her into an ahegaoing, squirting, babbling mess. Next day she OHOHOHOH's like nothing happened. I just wrote it all in my head.

>>4132101
How's about one rides my cock while another straddles my face, and the other two would grind themselves on>>4132101
my fingers until it was time to swap?

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>>4132123
>Wario drops the third atom bomb on Japan, removing all anime from existence
>>4132157
>Implications that Wario is an actual jew, and not just an impostor determined to steal all of the kike's gold
>>4132110
Wah?
>The smell of food was quite distracting for Wario, he'd only had garlic for breakfast today, as usual, and momentarily drops his guard as she charges towards him

>>4131985
Go ahead. I have need of you to make sure I'm always in my prime.
>He relaxed upon her word as he knew not to concern her. His precum began leaking as her breasts cushioned his manhood.
Nice...
>A sigh escaped his mouth. He was somewhat new to going at the pace of her maid. It was a welcome change, even though the teasing was accurate and slow. The young master knew that this could speed up on a whim as he noticed she was getting into it.

>>4132153
Always did as far as I can remember.
There's just something special about royalty that I can't quite find in any other people.

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>>4132165
Of course, anon. Why not go for maximum thickness levels?

>>4132207
>Sneaking up behind the sneaking slime, anon attempted to tap her on the shoulder...nearly poking his finger right through her arm in the process. An embarrassed look on his face, he retracted his arm, quickly licking some of the fruity residue off.

I thought I saw a familiar slimeball -sticking- around here.

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>>4132313
Hi Filia!

>>4132041
>after the long silence, feeling her grip tighten and returning a squeeze of his own, he clears his throat and lets his eyes wander around the room some more, before finally deciding to break the silence
So uh... what else did you find while snooping?
>he spares a glance at her, but quickly darts his eyes away as he waits for a response, tapping his foot nervously

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just under two hours till decision is finalized for tomorrow's theme

http://www.strawpoll.me/10754542/

>>4132153

>Anon purred at the feeling, his tent becoming bigger and bigger
>He managed to respond to his Emperor, sighing and panting in pleasure.

Your butt is glorious but I'd take anything you offer me, my Emperor!

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>>4132284
>Tewi's godly luck leads to her surviving the explosion and huddling up in a fallout shelter where you can't steal her soul or her cuteness.

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>>4132332
Hello, tiny fairy.

>>4132242
>He tosses his t-shirt into the washing machine, turning to the blushing girl without any untoward intentions in his mind, just like he saw in his Chinese cartoons. He gave her a bit of a chuckle at her question.
No, sorry, I really don't. Hotaru-chan's body is just too irresistible for me not to think lewd things about it. But you're a pure, kind-hearted candy lover after all.

>>4132202
Cure that "yummy ache" first then!

>>4132239
I hope so, I've been thinking about jerking off all day and its ALL COME DOWN TO THIS

>>4132260
Thanks Jinx, keep those cute thighs nice and plump

>>4132265
Interesting enough to help?

>>4132313
Oh god yes, maximum thickness INITIATED
>hands Filia several bags of fast food secretly laced with the growth potion

>>4132313

I want to cum inside that thick butt.

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>>4132344
Give masquerade theme

>>4132361
>forgiving LD.

Seriously
why have people stopped giving a shit so fast?

>>4132344
Date night!

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postin card in nuthread
I do everything, s-so

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>>4132361
Weight gain/inflation is pretty damn hot though, I can't really write anything rn but here's a pic

>>4132386
Nobody actually cares, you're just trying to start drama, so stop it

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>>4132380
I'll put it in the poll for next week. It's too late to ask people to have a folder ready for tomorrow.

>>4132386
I didn't even notice it was LD and I missed a lot of the drama, refresh me anon

>>4132398

The force is strong with Shaak Ti.
... And so is my dick.

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>>4132356
Haven't seen you in a while, how goes you?

>>4132411
People gave enough of a shit to threaten people for even talking to Nue for weeks after.

>>4132422
revealed real fucked up shit about DMGs past, ruined threads for days, posted private pictures of DMG prior.

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Why did I download these...?

>>4132386
I never saw what happened and I dont care honestly, I'm here to beato my meato

>>4132411
Slight tummy pudge/bulges is really fucking hot, yeah. Cheers for the boner material

>>4132422
Not me

>>4132438
Thats kind of messed up I guess, but fat butts and wide hips