/sug/ - Steven Universe General Trapped in your own life Ed

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Here we go.

WE

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/sug/ suicide pact when

>>3838038
ARE

>>3838108
THE

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I hope Rebecca and Ian are having a good time on vacation

>>3838053
Suicide pacts are stupid. If you need peer pressure to convince you to end it all, you may as well die of cancer like the fucking normie you are.

>>3838245
CLODS

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What if peridot goes too far when building new limb enhancers?

>>3837988
Lapis did this to herself and kept doing this to herself.

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>>3838305
I'm scared to be alone.

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Let me hear it!
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>3838364

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>>3838345
Just like the rest of us, anon.

>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>3838364
I believe in Steven

>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

When will the OP be updated with the new episode titles?

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>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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I need more! The worser the better! I'd greatly appreciate something approaching Guyver level

>>3838364
I believe only that I will die having never achieved my dreams

>>3838445
>>3833445
Freakishly spooky one offs man.

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>>3838547
Holy shit what?

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>>3838445
Here's a gem plundered Pearl

i want to kiss pearl's feet http://pastebin.com/8HDzwC7S

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Does it bother you when a fic goes further with suggestive content (be it sexual or violent) than the source material?

Personally, I don't mind having gems getting brutally wiped the fuck out, but it always feels out of place if a gem curses. Like, what context would a Gem even have for calling someone a "Bitch" or a "Fucker"?

>>3838601
Doesn't work that way man, needs to be Steven, it's the only one that would work out like that.

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I want Percylettefags TO LEAVE

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>>3838627
Literally the same context us humans would use them in. They've been around for centuries, why wouldn't they use vulgar language?

>>3838672
cause even us degenerates know that they're pure

>>3838655
that chart changes between frames

>>3838653
Steven doesn´t work our, otherwise he wouldn't be this fat

>>3838728
This is the latest revised chart.
Paulettefag BTFO!

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>>3838620
Oh yes..

>>3838547

Seriously how da fuck?

will I see all the combinations of fusions before I die /sug/ ?

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Best gem.

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>>3838672
No, I'm saying, like, let's say I call someone a "Bastard". I'm saying they're a person born out of wedlock (which doesn't really mean much nowadays, but it used to). Or if I call someone a "Bitch" I'm comparing them to a female dog implying they're either cowardly or sexually 'loose'.

But gems don't have parents, so Bastard doesn't make any sense, and they don't really deal with dogs, nor would they understand why it's gender would make a difference, so Bitch doesn't make sense either. "Fucker" doesn't make sense because Gems don't fuck. And, really, shouldn't "Fucker" logically be a compliment anyway? It means you're having regular sex. Unless you called someone a "Bad Fucker".

Most of all it sort of just feels out of place, but maybe I'm just being weird? The only way I could see it making sense is if it was Amy saying it, but that's about it.

>>3838620
I can't take the word paddles seriously anymore

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>>3838846
No because they'll never unfuse Ruby and Sapphire to fulfill that purpose.

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>>3838840
>>3838569
What are you guys freaking out about?

>>3838861
Do you think little kids on xbox know what bastard means? It's just an insult, you don't need to know the history behind it.

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How does she come back /sug/?
Does somebody finder her
Or does she just show up?

>>3838861
Interesting.
I'm gonna replace all instances of "hell" in my fic with "heck".

The giant bird in Giant Woman (seen on the totem pole) and Lion are unfamiliar familiars

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>>3838350
How should we end it bro?
I'm thinking we should do something fun or exciting beforehand, then after we're done let the car run in the garage or something.

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>>3838980
Let's meet up
Smoke weed
and fall asleep in the back of your car cuddling

The giant bird was a gem monster, specifically a monster made from the fusion of dozens of gem shards

Lion is either a corrupted gem, or greg's old cat that ate a gem shard

>>3838894
Same poster, same image, and basically the same request one off on the same trips each time. It's wtf worthy man.

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>>3838980
>>3838999
If you're gonna commit suicide you should at least wait until the series is over for fucks sake, but I'd really rather you not be dead

>>3839012
The same bird on the totem pole had eyes
Lion is a total mystery

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>>3838999
Nice numbers.
I haven't smoked in ages, it would be nice to get high one more time.

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>>3838911
Yeah but the Crystal Gems aren't exactly social butterflies so it's not like their speech is being influenced by modern society.

If anything their curses would be Ye Olde' Bullshit, because I'd imagine it's been quite a long while since they ever spent any extended period of time alongside humans.

>>3838911
I wouldn't even consider Hell a curse.

But I guess that sort of deflects my entire point: Gems wouldn't have context for what is and is not a curse word. So they'd probably just hear what humans say, and say stuff like that, until informed otherwise- at which point they would use those words sparingly. I guess that kind of blew up in my face.

I still say it's weird for someone like Pearl or Garnet or Peridot to say Cunt or Shit.

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Opal is prett small

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>>3838914
Steven is going to find her as she's corrupting and then when he brings the gems along, she's already too far gone, and he has to try and stop them from bubbling her because he wants to try and cure it.

Alternatively, she and Pearl immediately fuq

>>3839050
I know hell isn't much of a curse, but what you said got me thinking and I realizde that heck may serve better (for me right now) than hell

>>3839022
Well this isn't accurate in the slightest. 3/10 would not click again.

>>3839012
And I don't think so, about it being a fusion, it had a bunch varied bubbled gems inside it.

Also I'm sure Lion is a Rose experiment... cause that's my headcannon.

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>>3839062
She's like 12 feet tall.

>>3838918
WHOOPS meant to reply to you here: >>3839050

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>>3839022
I'll be dead from old age before it finishes.

>>3839045
I'll bring weed for you to smoke if you let me be your pretend girlfriend before we both die.

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>>3839089
Is this better?

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Summer of Kevin cummin your way

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>>3839062
>>3839098
Yeah but that can change. Sugilite got way bigger the second time we saw her.

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>>3839115
You can be anything you want to me

>>3839116
Yes and no, while I like the blue blood much better than the red, I'm still iffy sense there IS blood present. But overall this is a marked improvement, thank you kindly.

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>>3839144
Look at her in Log Date, she's taller than the drill.

when you finally grow up and realize how stupid shitposting is you're going to feel great shame and embarrassment when you think back to these threads

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Motivate me to write this fucking fanfiction

pretty please

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>>3839167
Good thing I don't shitpost.
I already feel shame and embarrassment about being here now

>>3839062
She exists only in islands of stability between Pearl and Amethyst.

Their relationship is bipolar: it's either perfectly cooperative and unified in purpose allowing them to form an extremely stable fusion, or so unstable that their body immediately splits

>>3839089
yes, all of reformed as tinier bird monsters. I suspect it began as one gem monster that ate a bunch of gem shards left over on the battlefield, assimilating them into its form and using them for power. Jasper will probably do the same thing with the gem mutants in the earth's crust

I doubt Lion is something rose created with her powers, dues to the fact that he can do many things she can't and none of the things she could. My bet is either Pink Diamond, or a Pearl that was made for Rose but got destroyed or corrupted, causing her to adopt the defective Pearl (which is why she was kept in the dark about lion's existnece and why he just seemed to pop up around the time rose dies)

>>3839167
Everyone is gonna regret posting here regardless for good or bad.
Even you despite what you say or think.

>>3839170
Do it anon

or don't, I'm not your mum, don´t even know what it's about

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>>3839155
Can I be your Pearl?

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>>3839170
Knowing a bit more about it would help,
Here is a cute pic of Jasper to start.

>>3839170
I'll motivate you when you motivate me to write mine.
It's been like over a week and I just keep not doing it. I only have four pages so far, things ain't lookin good.

the moment we hear jasper's theme again in the show is gonna be so intense god.

>>3839170
But I don't ship it

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>>3839163
1/2

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>>3839211
For as long as you live

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>>3839235
2/2

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SU gets two more seasons than it would originally get and all the episodes are fantastic. However, you must choose to have Rebecca or Steven die. Would you?

>>3839253
she looks like she smells like catpiss

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>>3839243
When do I get to move in with you anon? I'm good at chores, I'll get a job and take care of you. Anything for you, anon.

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>>3839219
>>3839170
What are they about Anon's?
Are they ships? smut? Gore? Crossovers?

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>>3839253
No amount of SU is worth sacrificing either of the Sugars.

>>3838980
How about we play doom instead and punch satan in the nuts?
That sounds like a better plan.

Either way we going to regroup in hell....

>>3839235
>>3839247
Point is she's tall.

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>>3839277
I'm sure she smells like very nice perfume, do not say she smells bad.

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So are these two going to become closer or what?

And then Lapis will trust Peridot, and Peridot will have her first cross-gem fusion?

>>3839253
Steven, so that Rebecca's grief and rage at the world is funneled into creative energy that eventually produces Steven Universe Ultimate, a TV-MA sequel/reboot that deals with Steven's later years, his struggle to protect the planet and his own sense of morality.

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>>3839282
Oh boy, my very own Pearl
But...is it wrong for Pearls to love Pearls?

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>>3839404
Yes and no

>>3839404
It's super homo.

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>>3839404
Pearl love is pure. We'd always love each other and do anything for each other. We'd be obsessed with each other and fulfill each other.

>tfw you know anon isn't as serious as you are about making them you're everything if they'd do the same.

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>>3839098
>>3839144
>>3839163
>>3839235
>>3839247
>>3839303

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>>3839196
Mum probably wouldn't be thrilled with me writing fanfiction either, so don't worry about it.

>>3839216
>>3839283
I keep writing it and then deleting it all. It's just shipping (pic related) but getting to the good bit is impossible. There's no point as to why Jasper in her right mind would reasonably change sides. Unless she REALLY wanted hot rocksex, but that is paper thin at best.
Otherwise it's "oh she's mad YD is after her" which seems ridiculous, as she would probably take the punishment in stride.

I wish I could just get to the part where she's changed her mind but still isn't trusted so I can roll around in that delicious girly relationship drama and new-gem-on-earth awkward social situations.

>>3839219
Sure, I'm down. Tell me what your fic is about.

>>3839226
How could you, anon?

>>3839364
Yeah, I would kill Steven. If you killed Rebecca then Steven and Ian would kill themselves, they wouldn't accomplish anything with their grief unlike Rebecca.

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>>3839448

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>>3839478
We're gunna get fufilled emotionally

>>3839469
Write fanfiction about your mum then, that'll make her happy

>>3839283
>>3839469
Mine is just some gay LaPearl anon shit, if you're not into futa or shitty pov you won't like it.
My writing skills are seriously lacking, this is my first real thing.
High school advanced English didn't really teach me how to write second person sex scenes and my freshman college polisci papers haven't done me any favors in the realm of embarrassing sexual fanfiction either.

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I can't wait for Periberry to get her weapon.

>>3839625

Yeah. A big, throbbing COCK

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>>3839448
I just don't believe another human being could ever love me without throwing me away one day.
I'm weird and ugly and bitter and awful. I used to be a huge narcissist but after hurting the people I cared about so many times, I started to dispel my own delusion. Now I see that I'm nothing and I never was.
No one could love me for who I am. I couldn't even do it after I saw myself in the light.

Pedophiles go away.

>>3839662
You're the guy complaining about pancakes right now
You know the one

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>>3839662
What about precocious children?

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>>3839657
I was never narcissistic, I always hated myself. Don't think that's why you hurt people. I've hurt people I loved really bad. I can't look in the mirror without feeling ugly and cruel. We're broken people, anon. I know you cant ever love yourself, because I'm the same way. But you can love others, and that makes it hurt less. Love me anon and I'll promise I'll love you for as long as you'll have me.

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>>3839469
>getting to the good bit is impossible
Then start at the good bit!
You can always go back and finish the intro.
As for switching sides, this is my theory and it might help.
Besides Steven being a little charmer and becoming friends with everyone,
I think Jasper is going to swap sided due to the gem mutations/corruptions.
After Watermelon island she sees first hand what the war did to other soldiers.
Jasper starts to questions Homeworlds tactics
You can do it Anon!

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Fanged Gems are the best.

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>>3839557
Well you can't get better if you've already admitted defeat.
You're right I don't like futa because I'm a fag, but there's a lot of people that do.
Sucking at something is the first step at being kinda good at something.
Believe in yourself Anon, Just like Steven.
He'd want you to write that Futa fanfic.

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>>3839834
I could take it or leave it.
But it is cannon

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>>3839755
You're good at this motivation stuff, anon!

I'm gonna do it!

>>3839859
If all the teeth are pointed like that,it's not fangs. It's just cartoony angry expression.

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>>3839045
>listening to Satan in disguise

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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Jasper had gotten fat from all those watermelons

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>>3839657
I feel you, anon. I go through the same problems today. I know it's tough at times to carry on with life, and that it would be easier to stop. But no matter how much you hate yourself, there will be people out there who want to help you, because they understand your pain as they go though it themselves. If you ever need anything, anon. We'll be there.

>>3839657
>>3839921
Agreed. We're here for you, anon.

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>>3839748
You'll leave one day
Everyone leaves
Love rarely lasts, it crumbles and leaves people feeling trapped in commitments that were made for better times.
And if it isn't your love that breaks it'll be mine, my heart's as imperfect as they come
And I don't want to hurt anyone anymore, I can't be that person again. I want to be good, I want to make people feel good.

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>>3839557
The world is sorely lacking in anon-pov SU smut fics as it is, so I can't say I'm not happy that at least one person is working on one. That's good news for all of us.

I'm sure you're a better writer than you're giving yourself credit. The amount of bad fanfiction I've read, yikes. More than that, the amount of bad fanfiction that I've finished because it was still better than most fanfiction? It's an embarrassing number.

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fat

>>3839921
>>3839952
You're all good people, the best

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>>3839834
CORRECT

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>>3839918
>>3839969
It's called being big-boned.

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>>3839960
It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, anon. Lets be happy, even if its for a little while? I'm a very loyal person... I mate for life.

My skype if you actually wanna chat or whatever anon, I'll be waiting.

Jillianesquire

>>3839978
We're all good people, my friend. Don't exclude yourself.

>>3840013
Couldn't say it better myself.

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>>3840000

Nice quads

>>3839840
>>3839967
Thanks, it ain't easy to write something that's not garbage.
My biggest problem other than laziness is figuring out how to describe actions and images that are occurring simultaneously in an interesting, non-repetitive way. I try to vary my sentence structure but there's only so far I can go without making the sentences awkward or stand out unnecessarily.

>>3840049
>that pic
Nice quads

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Is that the gem destabilizer or a destabilizer holster on her side? That was never visible in the show like that right?

>>3840067
Well I mean it says "Destabilizer On Hip" in the notes...

>>3840008
Have you posted your skype here before?
Seems very familiar

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>>3840008
Hey just saying that you're doing something really great. As a guy who met close friends over /sug/, I am glad to know people are still kind here. Love you, thank you for being ever so wonderful.

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>>3840100
O didn't notice
And I'm going to call her cape a cloak from now on like it says

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Are you guys always this sad or only in hiatuses?

>>3840059

I want jasper to crush my head in between her thighs lovingly

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>>3840171
I'm pretty pessimistic...either that or I have chronic depression.

>>3840171
Always, but during hiatuses we run out of stuff to talk about. Thus more sadposting during hiatuses.

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>>3840008
waiting for anon to add me like

>>3840053
Not to interject, and maybe this is showing some level of naivety on my part, but how many simultaneous actions could actually be happening in a threeway?

>>3840171
I'm not sad. I mean, I am, but you wouldn't know that. I don't post sad shit if that's what you're asking.

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Zuke's Jasper has SUCH a babyface.

And what's going on to the right of this picture? It must be Jasper but some shapes don't add up

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/File:Lauren_jasper_sketch.png

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Well I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight /sug/.

>>3839840
I read that pic in a monotone Steven voice and it made it ten times better.

>>3840288
Night

>>3840171
I'm not sad Anon.
I hate myself but I'm not depressed.
It's a pretty weird state of mind.
Imagine that you're content with your substandard life, but hating yourself for not dreaming bigger.
I want a better job, girlfriend, more friends and all that jazz, but at end of the day posting in /sug/ is what make me really happy.
Am I [spoiler]autistic?[/spoiler]

>>3840248
I wrote a really long post in reply but just erased it all, fuck.
I want to the reader to feel like the things I describe are really happening; but there's so much to say, that a few related actions happening in a short span of time ends up being stretched into very long sentences. It's hard to make things concise without cutting out the detail.

>>3840297
I read it in a Godzilla voice and it made it a hundred times better.

>>3838364
BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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If you could give Sugar any present you want, what would you give her?

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>>3839902

>>3840287
It's...corrupted jasperrr

>>3840461
corrupted Jasper is a 180 personality and she becomes a shy and insecure little bitch.

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>>3840435
my dick

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What if Steven lives forever?

>>3840013
>>3840044
Thanks, it's good feel like I'm not all bad

>>3840475
Or a dumb, bumbling, overfriendly idiot

>>3840435
The gift of motherhood

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>>3840483
Please do not sexualize the Becky

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>>3840504
But then she'll have to sacrifice her physical form!

>>3840518
I want to try x-raying this

>>3840493
We're all in this together, my friend. Never forget that.

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>>3840553
ANON NO DO NOT

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>>3840475

Now I really want a story where Jasper reforms all tiny after being cured of her corruption.

>>3840553
do it

>>3840570
Just what we need, more midgets

>>3840570
No, it's way more interesting and cute when she's still big

>>3840287
What do you mean?

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>>3840536
Gems aren't real, son

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>>3832007
You're the meathead, you cuck

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>>3840570
Although I hate the idea, Runt Jasper is cute.

>>3840634
About the pic on the right? I mean I can see that one offscreen is also Jasper, but there's like something around her neck and maybe on her head that probably isn't her helmet

>>3840475
So you basically want that "Am I.. Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood!" Steven Universe Edition?

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>>3833436
gotta index fast before the thread disappears
can't trust cuckstorage anymore

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>>3838364

BELIEVE IN STEVEN!

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>>3840639
damn indexer you got mean

Did I miss an arc where you lost your entire clan or something?

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>>3834213

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>>3840485
This, but 100% more tears.

>>3840485

He's likely to become second pearl over Connie.

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>>3840475
Zuke especially has drawn a lot of insecure looking Jasper

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>>3840680
>can't trust cuckstorage anymore
Why?

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>>3836795

posted already?
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/749060309537550336

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>>3840724
And another
I would love to see her wear this in non-chibi form

>>3840729
desustorage is down?

>>3840754
>>3840724
she just needs a saftey cuddle and good dicking

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What're you listening to, /sug/?

https://streamable.com/59t0

>>3840765
It's desuarchive now.

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>>3840013
>>3840044
Comfy ass thread tonight. Way to go team.

>>3840661
It's probably her helmet and one of Lapis' water chains.

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are we talking about pearl?

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>>3838382
kill yourself my man

>>3840693
He's always been a fuckstick, even back when he latched onto HSG.

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I decided to spend the last 4 weeks away from /sug/

How've you been?

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>>3840807
It's too round to be her helmet

And Lapis' chains were always link-by-link, not seemingly one piece as in the pic

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>>3839115
I thought that of Homestuck too
Look how THAT ended up going

Still, you should kill yourself

>>3840818
Evening, indexer
>>3840825
I'm well. What made you leave?

>>3840825

I have an "election party" to go to tonight, so I'm listening to Heatmiser to get myself in a good mood. How have you been, anon?

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>>3839170
kill yourself m8

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>>3840848
You dumb nigga.

>>3840881

Honest question (if you're the same person each thread), but why are you negative towards people who post small images? I get that it's annoying, but why not just share the highest res and move on?

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>>3840881
I will take a baby, and sew it to your face. That way you will have to eat a baby if you ever want to see your moron face again.

>>3840882
The cuff parts are singular yes.

But not the chains. Jasper hasn't been shown to have the chains or cuff part around her neck either (as in the pic)

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>>3840862
Just lost interest I suppose

Can only watch the same thread happen over and over for so long

>>3840879
Been pretty bad actually, anxiety has been acting up lately and Ive been having a rough time with it.

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>>3840911
He's autistic and an attention whore, never reply to him ever again and just ignore him like everyone else so he won't get any satisfaction.

>>3840926
It's art by the crew, the stuff they draw on post its don't have to correspond to stuff we've seen.

this is really tempting, anybody else getting this? http://randomfandom.ca/product/crystal-gems-mystery-box/

>>3840933
Anything you want to talk about? Anything particular getting your anxiety going? If so, I'm ears. If not, that's fine too.

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>>3840848
It's her helmet you can see the visor line.

Guys I did it

I successfully x-rayed becky

>>3840729
the spider they use to pool up images is getting unreliable, skipping A LOT of images
I don't want to go back to spending hours each day making sure my spider works for refreshing threads, so fuck it

>>3840962
If you get this, you must unbox it for all to see!

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>>3840936

Guess it can't be helped

>/co/ retards still thinks the event is just 5 episodes
will they ever get tired of being mad at nothing

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>>3840973
Anon don't you dare, Sucrose is not for sexual

>>3840985
Never

>>3840977
So you're abandoning your stupid autistic quest against nothing?

>>3840911
Because you wouldn't even notice it if I wasn't hammering people down each fucking time

Case in point

>>3840979
if I saw this on the shelf in a store I'd buy this without hesitation, £20 is literally nothing. But I always get put off by online pre-order payments.

>>3840973
post it

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>>3840578
Nice bra becky

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>>3840995
No, i'm doubling down on the autistic quest against retards

>>3841010
nice work anon

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>>3841010
WEW

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>>3840985
Do you really think it's impossible when CN is handling the show? They've gone to a whole new level of retard with these bombs and events.

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>>3841010
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

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>>3841022
Can't wait to see you punch yourself.

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>>3840969
Nothing in particular really, its more like my life in general is pretty stagnant right now. Its like I have a small bit of anxiety, then physical symptoms (shakiness, feeling weird or uncomfortable, feeling like you arent getting enough air) show up, and those trigger worse anxiety, which makes it worse, and it just spirals out of control. Sometimes I cant even sleep because of it.

>>3841010
i can't sexualize her. it doesn't matter what. she's pure

>>3841041
matt flat out said it was a "mega event"
at worst we get 2 or 3 bombs spread out over the next 2 months. but i think there will be more eps than that.

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>>3841070
She is too pure to deserve this

>>3841072
There's also officially 11 new episodes listed on zap2it, I'm expecting at least that.

>>3840957
it's not even positioned right to be a cuff on her neck. If we assume her eyebrow is visible it gives us an indication of how that "cuff" couldn't loop around her neck
>>3840970
I can accept its a crappy round helmet though

>>3840790
Im going to fucking climb that tower and punch that bitch in the teeth and light a cigar after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9neW2M5avM

feels good man.

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>>3840714
Not for long.

>>3841061
Sounds terrible. I hope you are handling it okay for the most part, anon. It seems truly awful to have an anxiety attack that worsens like that. I'm hoping that you're feeling calm right now, I care about you.

What the fuck is wrong with CN? I was expecting a promo once I would wake up the next morning. But absolutely nothing. Are they deliberately destroying this show?

>>3841072
And CN doesn't tell Matt or the crew shit.

>>3841137
patience, it wont make the episodes come sooner.

>>3841140
He gets emails from CN weeks before everyone else, and they have a basic idea on how the scheduling works, so yes he likely knows how big this event is.

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>>3841137
We just don't know.

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Clunky, inelegant, uncool, stubby
Thank god they went with the pompadour helmet

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>>3841129
It always helps to talk or distract myself in some way. When it gets really late at night like this I don't have anyone to talk to besides 4chan

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>>3841125

Not after he engages with Lapis into sexual anyway.

>>3841199
Well I'm always here. And I'll gladly help you however I can. Take it easy, friend.

>>3841196
OC should be in WIP until you get something good.

thank good people worked on her

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>>3841199

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>mfw towniebomb is comfy as fuck
>Jasper tease at the end

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>>3841199
when ever iam having bad anxiety i distract my self by thinking about what i can see,hear,taste,smell, and feel in the moment it helps me distract my self and i chill out hope i can help

>>3841156
I'm not even talking about the airing of the episodes, but promoting it. They hardly do anything while shows like TTG get a promo for an 5 day event airing all the way in August

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>>3841270
>towniebomb is comfy as fuck
>Jasper tease at the end

Yeah boi!

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>>3841270
I'd be content with that

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When's he coming back to protect Steven?

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>>3841345

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>>3841345
>>3841357
Anyone got one with Amy in the middle?

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>>3841333

He's NOT COMING BAck

>>3841345
>>3841357
...is it wrong i want to kiss every gem?

i really like every gem and wouldn't mind making a hybrid child with.

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>>3841369

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>>3841372
Shut the fuck up you blue bitch.

>>3841378
Ditto. I really just desire any gemfu. I don't care which, just as it's not a fusion, 50 ft tall or corrupted. I just want an alien wife.

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>>3841419
>he doesn't want a 50ft fusion waifu

>>3841378
Rock SLUT
ROCK SLUT!

Whats worse a rock slut or robot fucker?

>>3841396
I guess that works.
Tumblr needs to step up there game and get Amy some kisses.
I thought equality was there thing?
>>3841372
>>3841403
Something something comeback
something something Cum on her back.

>>3841427
Malachite is a real cutie but I want one wife, not two. Also I don't think her size is practical. Sorry, Malachite.

>>3841378
I agree with the exception of Ruby. But I would take a giant woman too, some of them are pretty great.

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>>3841378
>>3841419
>>3841427
>>3841432
>>3841447
>>3841449
Don't forget guys.

>>3841449
i would kiss nubby and navy but RubyRuby is cool too.

She spunky...wonder if hot angry sex be...hot or just HOT.

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>it's a SHODAN crashes into beach city episode

what happens ?

>>3841471
Can I have a waifu and a husbando?

>>3841471
I have 2...and 1 is a rock.

>>3841471
So no waifu-ing garnet or other fusions?
You say "my waifu is garnet" not "my waifu is Ruby and sapphire"

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I x-rayed becky again, this is fun

>>3841476
open the gate of hell and throw her in.

/checkmate

>>3841345
>>3841357
>>3841396
This just isn't something I'm fond of.
Nothing about poly intrigues me, looks more like a shit who fucks who fetish.

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>>3841208

>>3841471
I cant, i have too much love to give.

A reasonable number sounds better.

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>>3841490

>>3841447
I respect this!

>>3841378
Even Steven?

>>3841510
I can still hear his voice sometimes...

>>3841518
Yes, even rose.

Steven is human, or hybrid.

I would a rose

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>>3841481
>>3841485
>>3841487
Gotta be permafusions
Thats why Im hOpal for Opal endgame

>>3841333
>he

>>3841518
Well I mean, he is his mom so...

>>3841490
kys

>>3841500

This is objectively canon after Stevonnie dies.

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>>3841518
Not the same guy, but I'd let adult Steven make out with me.

>>3841534
Keep relying on your fanfiction.

>>3841526
Steven isn't human, he's only half-human.

>>3841535
I can't older steven reminds me of jontron.

>>3841527
I am an unreasonable malachitefag but I having been lovin Opal lately. I also hopal.

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>>3841208
>>3841500
>>3841534
RIP steven's penis if Connie dies

>>3841535

>9 toes

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>>3841532
I'm trying to make becky fuggable what's wrong with that

>>3841566
cut him some slack, he's a mutant

>>3841554
Yeah, I recall there being an artist that drew adult Steven and he pretty much drew a cartoon Jontron. Wish I saved some of their work.

>>3841568
everything

>>3841554
I can't wait for the Jontron and the many moms show

>>3841593
Rockington Best Gem

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Jesus didn't died for this
http://steven-universe-furry-edits.tumblr.com

>>3841568

Don't you dare to contaminate her, she's

PURE
U
R
E

Also

>Amethyst weas a condom to fug an enhanced inflatable sex doll

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Aloha Steven is my favorite Adult Steven.

Much better than the unimaginative shit that people draw where he looks just like he does in Too Many Birthdays. That's how he THOUGHT an adult would look and act, not a canonical answer you goobs.

>>3841600
DEEPEST LORE

cant believe i missed that...it was there all along!

>>3841606

Keep your fanfics up and high, my friend.

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>>3841606
In my personal opinion, I want the curls on adult Steven.

>>3841568
I hate that cat face.

>>3841602

i'm using a friend's pc, should I open a private session for this?