/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Camp Pining Hearts Edition
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>Steven’s Summer Adventure starts July 18
http://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
What society would you say the watermelon people are primarily based on
>statue
>peacocks
>chickens
>horses
>chariots
>crops
>ritual sacrifices
>warriors, shields, spears
Hey Y'all, friends abound in the OFFICIAL Steven Universe Discord:
https://discord.gg/A8Rnre2
All are welcome!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqqefZQIrhk
Here we go.
Another day, another thread and Greg still is the best dad
>>3829740
We'll be back, baby!
>>3829735
I am.
>>3829803
Hi Cricket!
I raise my glass to Pearl- and Lapis-Anon
to being lonely together!
>>3829771
Kek
you dun goofed green gremlin
>>3829771
>>3829784
>>3829793
>>3829796
>>3829801
>>3829803
The cancer is all back FFS just kill self!
>>3829851
What are you on about you clod?
>>3829881
give me requests. I'm slow af but I'll try to finish at least one
Does anyone have any maymays they would like to see edited?
BBBiGGG >>3829906
BBBRADDD
I bet those niggas weren't even going to announce the new air date this week until based Canada dropped the ball.
>>3829918
Sapphire resting.
>>3829918
you made this? Pretty gud m8. Anything else you done? Just curious.
>>3829851
>That is a bit of an over reaction there anon
SO what do you anons think the new episode on the 8th will be about?
will it be a good episode, decent, or complete shit?
and do you think any more updates will cum out this cumming week?
how the fuck do they get Estelle to do this show. Doesn't she have like other music shit to do?
This is the only thing she's voice acted in as far as I'm aware and she's pretty good too.
>>3829918
Draw doom guy fighting corrupted gems.
>>3829918
Two jaspers one with short hair fist bumping over a peridots head.
>>3829918
Peridot struggling to take her first shit.
>>3829947
happy canada day /sug/, you're welcome for the announcement
>>3829918
Sardonyx tiddies
>>3829947
Probably not
Do you think Lapis has a water inflation fetish?
Do you think she randomly inflates Peridot when she wants to masturbate?
Do you think Peridot pretends to beg her to stop because she's secretly into it?
Do you think someone will draw this?
>>3829991
Uh lets see
no
No
NO
And definately, NO!
>>3829929
with peridot
>>3829918
Rose dressed up in Steven's baseball outfit with a baseball bat, please!
>>3829984
Separate request.
>>3829918
Garnet carrying both Peridot and Steven, both have misbehaved,
>>3829964
It was FATE anon
FATE!
Estelle's future vision showed her that her destiny was to voice act on Steven Universe
and so this is the path she had chose
Happy Canada Day!
>>3829803
>snot goblin
>not meme gremlin
>>3829964
Rebecca HIT IT BIG with landing Estelle and Broadway-quality Deedee on the show.
Michaela is a relative nobody who can't really sing that well.
How are y'all doing? I hope everyone is feeling as swell as I am. If you're down in the dumps, let me know, I'll see what I can do to help.
>>3829918
Peridot masturbating into amethysts coffee
and they are coworkers
and Peridot is amethyst's assisstant who is secretly futa
and Peridot wears glasses
and amethyst's drink the coffe full of Peri cum
then sex insues
then
then
>I stop for now until you draw futa Peri cumming in amethyst's coffee
>>3830070
feels good to have our holiday on a friday! toronto checking in
>>3830094
I'm alright, not too bad or too good either.
>>3830070
Canasia!!
>>3830094
last thread's been rather emotional near the end. It was nice.
>>3830160
Don't get too emotional!
Or you may trigger someone!
>>3830177
>>3830025
that rose is a cute.
>>3830160
TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>have to work in 4 hours
>not tired enough to sleep
Fuck can somebody please tell me how I can just make myself sleep immediately instead of torturing myself by posting Lapidot in this general
>>3830094
I'm not too great, its been a long ass week.
No chance you can writefag or draw something cute with best couple, Greg n' Pearl?
>>3830033
i remember of making a draw with Garnet carrying Peridot and Steven, but my pc stopped working and i lost everything. Great, now i feel bad.
>>3830202
Rose is a beaut!
>>3830219
>this nigga wanna sleep
Ok then
STEP 1:
Breath
STEP 2:
Close your eyes
STEP 3
WAKE UP!
>>3830223
I'm not much of a writer, and I struggle with drawing people, but I will say that your taste in ships are amazing.
>>3830223
Kek this image
>>3830219
if i want to sleep i just masturbate until i'm tired enough, lapidot helps
>>3830300
lapidot is always the best.
>>3830300
>Lapidot
Absolutely Kapowie!
let's see if this works. I haven't linked to /f/ in ages.
>>>/f/3107848
This cute
>>3830356
absolutely!
>>3830356
I swear to fucking god you better not watermelonify my waifu.
There will be hell to pay.
>>3830333
YES, My trips tell the truth
>>3830356
But can you fuck it anon?
lapearl
>>3830422
It's better than lapidot
>>3830356
I wonder if we'll actually see this in a flashback at some point.
>>3830387
Now I'm going to go melonify every single waifu.
>>3830433
That's a very low bar to overcome.
>>3830436
don't
>>3830436
DO IT!
>please
>>3830296
Enjoy man.
>>3830436
>>3830356
watermelon amethyst when
>>3830464
thank you
it is pretty Kek
It looks like she's squishing a big tomato or something
>>3830356
It just hit me that I don't think I've ever seen even fan art of Rose using her plant powers.
>>3830436
Do it anon, it'll be cute!
>>3830472
Are those actual Popsicles?
Jasper's FUCKINg fuck arm
>>3830502
>tfw also never seen fan art of rose using powers
Why is this??
>>3830517
What?
>>3830484
It really is best ship.
They're funny and adorable together, considering they're both currently very much alone and would probably enjoy the companionship.
>>3830532
I don't know, I think I've seen pretty much every power but that now that I'm really thinking about it. I think I'll request it at some point in the future.
>>3830517
Could you survive if Jasper fisted you with that arm?
>>3830597
Uh, I'm running my ass away if she came anywhere near me with the intent of fisting me.
Any of you guys missing a Steven
>>3830632
Nope
so, how does /sug/ feel about the fact that sugar reused her old comic and had steven enter the afterlife in warp tour
>>3830632
Yes, that's my Steven! He must have gotten out of his cage somehow, I don't know how since I chained every appendage on his body.
>>3830597
No but it would be an honor
>>3830660
what the fuck
>>3830660
Post old Sugar art
>>3830691
>>3830691
https://dawolfey.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead-by-rebecca-sugar/
>>3830702
>>3830729
>>3830509
sadly not, but there are two more pics
>>3830597
Sugar needs to draw more Jasper, the other one she's wrapped in a blanket
Queen beef
>>3830676
I'm calling Steven protective services on you
>Steven abuse
>Steven neglect
>>3829966
working on this one
>>3830509
>>3830739
>>3830765
>>3830755
AKA Queef
>>3830792
>>3830810
>>3830820
>>3830837
>>3830773
Thank you, friend.
>>3830871
Isn't it racist when you make the gems all black in a human universe?
>>3830773
Friggin' awesome.
Not gonna hijack the request, you do you, but Jasper might make a good doomguy. People think she's getting corrupted in a pit but she's actually fighting sickass corruption demons in gem hell.
This is foreshadowing
>>3830884
>Making characters that have no gender but only use female pronouns
>Tumblr makes them all black in human worlds
>Get's pissy if they are any other color.
Top kek.
Yes.
Saddened because people still generalize us with the tumblr shit.
>>3830300
>>3830333
>>3830340
Cool beans.
>>3830904
That would be sick. Have her helmet on and some gem blaster in hand. Lots of gory goodness.
>>3830884
No, because black people are underrepresented in media (as all minorities).
If you make them all women, gay, black or disabled, for example, it's fine. The other way's frowned upon.
Love you /sug/
I hope your week went well, and that your weekend is pleasant too. I hope you have a restful and enjoyable sleep
Also happy Canada day
can someone post >>3829735 again?
Post more adult Steven. He's my husbando.
>>3830994
Love you too!
>>3830994
I praise you for your kindness.
>>3830994
*rolls eyes*
>>3830335
>>3830219
>take loaded shotgun
>aim at forehead
>press trigger
That should do it
>>3829027
>>3830219
Here is an idea
wait for defcon 1 to happen
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1NDxHKD6qA
what will you do when nuclear fukin war happens anons?
>>3831093
>>3830335
>>3830356
>From the wiki
>Creator only made dragonmelon and Rose melon so far
>>3831113
I almost lost faith in you digging up the original
Alexandrite's motif can't be pinpointed so clearly, this is pretty certain. But neither can Garnet's now that I think about it, she's just "woman"
Is the theory that Pearl can't shapeshift accepted enough that any proof to the contrary deserves a post?
>>3830422
>>3831163
I was busy until like an hour ago
tomorrow's going to be hell and it's already 1am
>>3831142
Well when it does happen
I am probably going to just wait for it
and hope that my waifu is waiting for me on the other side
>fusion ideas that were trashed
>>3831207
hope you have enough time to get some well-deserved rest then before shit hits the fan
>>3831252
The fusion of a cucked lapis and a cucker jasper
oh wait
>>3831287
m8, shit hit the fan FOUR DAYS AGO
>>3831252
>Sapphire/Amethyst fusion with the gem weapon of huge, dick-sucking lips
>>3831252
sapphire fusions without ruby and vice versa
>>3831388
Those were never on the table.
>>3831252
steven and greg
>>3831142
Well shit
I would probably crawl into the sewer drains like that guy and wait things out
then I would live in the new mad max world
and preach to all other survivors I come across, that pearl is best gem, believe in steven, and create a post apocalyptic diamond authority
>>3831252
Sapphire/Pearl
Ruby/Amethyst
>>3831142
I hope that we reach DEFCON 1 soon too
I will be able to escape the cycles of guilt then
>>3831287
>shit hitting fan
you mean shitposting on sug
or DEFCON 1?
>>3831328
it seems I have some catching up to do
what the hell happened?
...
also I just realized we're in the same time zone.
>>3831388
Why won't Ruby and Sapphire fuse without being Garnet? Is fusion sex or something?
>>3831424
Yeah, same here anon
defcon 1 will wipe everyone's guilt away
>>3831205
Pearl can shapeshift, but only one part of her body: her clothing
Gem clothing is explicitly part of their bodies. it forms when they do and peridot confirmed in Log Date 7 15 2 that she's never even heard of clothing thaw wasn't bonded to a gem's flesh
While Pearl has never shape shifted her body and comes up with lame excuses and deflections every time she's asked, she has changed her outfit twice in ways that wouldn't be possible if she was just putting things on over it.
in Beach Party she wore a sun dress that exposed her collar and feet which were covered since her regeneration. Her collar is also exposed in her disguse as Earl in Hit The Diamond
Also, in Space Race and Back To The Barn her space suit is shown appearing on her body through magic
>>3831433
nigga where have you been?
shit was getting sliced left and right in the fan
it is hard to forget something like that in only a day or two
>>3831443
I wrote Sapphire fusing with Peridot once, but I've never actually seen a non-Garnet fusion with Sapphire or Ruby in it but this drawing.
>>3831443
No reason for Sapphire and Ruby to fuse individually yet.
>>3831252
Santa Claus
Chimera
Skeleton
Tentacle monster
Skyscraper
Chinese dragon
Forest (mushrooms, rocks, firs, trees)
Angel
>>3831536
>(mushroom fusion)
Could you elaborate moar on this?
>>3831485
I have literally no idea, the last few weeks have been busy for me and I've usually read mostly conversations I somehow ended up participating in recently. So, what have you been up to? Something serious?
>>3831429
I'm trying to figure that one out!
>>3831494
Does she have a name? If not cinnabar seems the best since she's bound to be a more toxic fusion than Garnet without Sapphire's influence
Also, she's missing a pair of arms
>>3831477
Awesome reading between the lines anon. I accept this until proven otherwise.
The question is, how will it ever come up? Maybe Amethyst or Steven will bring up the fact that she didn't stretch out and save Jasper from falling.
Goodnight you bobbers
I'll see you tomorrow if you don't die in your sleep
>>3831562
I'm just spitballing some fun stuff. I don't mean just a mushroom, I mean the whole contents of a forest. As for what gemstone that'd be, beats me (though I suppose it can be totally random: see: sardonyx/magician)
>>3831581
>something serious
>in sug
Fucking hell m8
Now you are just trying to meme to hard
>>3831586
I know the artist and they tagged it as Red Agate.
Their Sapphire one is Aquamarine.
>>3831581
Nothing to serious
It has just been flooding with shitposting a little more than usual in sug
>>3831595
Sleep well, sunshine.
>>3831176
*womyn of color
>>3831650
fair enough, shitposting increases social interaction between people. So a bit more can't hurt atm
>>3831634
I was more thinking about indexer's private life. Sounded like something unpleasant was coming his way
>>3831719
*nigress
So peaceful here in sug now though
we can just sit back and relax, and wait for the week to pass so the new episodes can cum out
>>3831723
Who cares about indexer
>>3831766
I sure do
>Teen Titans Go!: 2,422,000 (0.51)
>We Bare Bears: 1,913,000 (0.36)
>Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu: Skybound: 1,310,000 (0.27)
>Regular Show (Season Finale): 1,099,000 (0.24)
Well this probably means more TTG and PPG on the rerun block for a while. Granted that CN promoted it to death, but those are the highest ratings they've had in a long time period. I think SU's gonna have to consistently break 1.5 million during the summer if we want to see more of it in the rerun schedule, or at least to elevate it in the eyes of CN's executives. I really hope that they promote it a ton, here's to hoping that we get a promo soon!
On a side note, poor Regular Show. This doesn't bode well for them.
Is Ian for sexual
>>3831799
What kind of sexual could you be referring to?
>>3831793
2.4 mil
jfc
>>3831799
He is only for sexual
>>3831781
Why
He's a shitposter
He gets banned in /co/
Here's Amethyst.
>>3831761
Can't you smell the toxin in the air!
It's wonderful!
>>3831793
The promoting and no SU is what gave them the boost.
Reminder SU was still first despite the leaks during the in too deep event.
>>3831812
Hardcore sexual
>>3831766
>>3831827
I care about all of you guys.
Both the regulars who's posting styles I can distinguish and the anons I can't as of now.
The early episodes had some bizarre and even disturbing things, like this and excessive naked Steven
>>3831846
>excessive naked Steven
You cannot have enough naked Steven
>>3830223
>or draw something cute with best couple, Greg n' Pearl?
Not them, but I wanted to draw this out for a while. Maybe you're still here.
>>3831846
Did you say naked Steven?
>>3831649
Man, I hate the [color] [gemstone] name trend. Even though we do have distinct gems with that name pattern, the only gems who've had that are the diamonds (rainbow quartz doesn't count since it's not a specific type of quartz: it's quartz that's been artificially coated in metal)
Garnet meawhile has been both red garnet and color-change garnet, and we saw two red jaspers in The Answer who looked the same and had the same gemstone indicating that they were the same type of gem
>>3831835
>toxin in the air
>wonderful
Now this anon has the right idea
>>3831845
Even the sapphire shitposter
Even klassic kim
Even [s4s] poster
Even moralfag
Even ****
>>3831845
Can you distinguish me?
>>3831846
>The early episodes had some bizarre and even disturbing things
Right? How did we go from Frybo and Cat Fingers to the lighthearted romps Keeping It Together and Gem Drill?
>>3831872
>>3831892
Good.
Anonymous.
Just like we should be.
>>3831919
Those were not as gross
>>3831930
Actually it was a question
>>3831834
I appreciate that post
>>3831892
yes, can't recall who that is, yes, yes.
>>3831930
assuming you thought that post was me, yes, I care for you too
>>3831905
not from a single post. do you primarily post pearl?
>>3831919
They're saving the dark stuff in this season for after the townie bomb, I think. Besides so many of the episode titles being really ominous, it'd be a pretty classic bait and switch to make the audience expect more lightheartedness right before they go full-on horror mode.
Remember that the end of this season is supposedly more crazy than the end of season 1.
How come everyone thinks of Jasper as a meathead?
She obviously knows enough about strategy to have a well-developed opinion on her enemies, and the rubies called her the "leader of the earth mission", so she wasn't just a brute escort.
Is it because she's physically imposing? Because that's a pretty on-the-nose characterization coming from this fanbase of all places.
>>3831873
>garnet has been two types of garnet
Has this been confirmed? It would be groundbreaking. Because if a dramatic stabilization/change in a relationship effects a fusion that dramatically, this could really mean something for, say, reformed Malachite
>>3831892
>Forgetting slylandro probe anon
>>3831994
A lot of Pearl but also weird shit.
>>3831930
You know, it's actually kind of interesting how few namefags/tripfags there are in /sug/, must generals are plagued by them. It's nice.
>>3831994
Then you are part of the problem
Shitposters should die
>>3832007
Where has anyone said she's a meathead or as i assume you are substituting for, dumb?
>>3832007
Who thinks of her as a meathead
She's pretty popular and well-received here
>>3832030
You're good, you can stay
>>3830852
I'll get faster as i get used to draw every every day again
>>3831892
Who is moralfag and ****?
>>3831873
I try not to fall for the 'color gemstone' trend but then I Just end up with shit like Apatite and Obsidian.
>>3831996
Yeah, after the bomb when we find out that jasper found the gem mutants buried in the earth's crust and used them to fuel her fusion lust
>>3832014
It's not groundbreaking, garnets are just Garnet, Jaspers are just Jasper. That was the point of the whole post, with the exception of the Diamonds only unique names are different gems.
And yes, it's pretty obvious that Garnet was a color-change Garnet The Answer. color-change garnets are red but turn blue under different lighting conditions
>>3832086
That's pretty rad anon, great work.
>>3832032
hmm... have you been around the last thread?
>>3832048
I may be comparatively new to /sug/ but from any other fandom, general and circlejerk I've seen there is no point in fighting posters. Never. So I do the only thing I can and enjoy my time trying to make it enjoyable for myself and others along the way.
>>3832073
Although permission to remain inside thread was not necessary
This probe is grateful for such generous thoughtfulness
Alright I'm going to sleep now. Hopefully once I wake up the next morning I will see actual promo's for the next bomb
Seriously what the fuck CN
>>3832141
Yes sir
>>3832109
Moralfag is the guy who complains about the OP, loli, /ss/ and similar stuff
**** is the one who must not be named
But thanks to you, it's gonna happen.
Good fucking job
>>3832014
It was never "confirmed"
Don't fall for headcanon
>>3832162
Why? of all the gems to make watersports of, why her?
>>3832141
Yes well, if that's how you see it, fine
I just want to go back to /co/ /sug/
The shitposters will be banned there
>>3832109
moralfag is probably the one accusing others of pedophilia and whatever.
and **** is either * in the UNIX sense or more likely the guy who supposedly spammed alternative /sug/s cause he got kicked out of ciscord
>>3832203
Because she is hot
>>3832205
The problem with /co/ /sug/ is that while shitposters do indeed get banned there, a lot of non-shitposters get banned too for petty reasons or even on accident. Fucking /co/ mods.
>>3832203
>>3832237
It's still better than /trash/ /sug/ in my opinion
>>3832222
QUADS CONFIRM!!
>>3832170
Anon, she's blatantly fucking color change garnet. That doesn't change the fact that she's still just garnet. not red garnet, not burgundy garnet, not color change garnet, just Garnet. none of those are unique names, just colors tacked on
>>3832240
Cute
>>3832237
Again, this feels like something only the people who have gotten banned suffer from.
Because as far as i've seen it's usually been spam posts or porn that's been deleted there.
If someone got banned it's usually the porn or spam posters.
Their moderation still sucks hard cocks though so i'm not denying there are some that got banned for nothing.
>>3832205
I hope you have a pleasant time either way. Maybe we can strike up a nice conversation some day.
>>3832162
hm, if you'Re not the pearl poster that was down because he felt lonely at the end of last thread, I still need some time to get the different pearlfags right
>>3832240
we just have the worst piss porn, don't we
>>3832299
it me
I'M SICK OF THESE LIFE DIAPERS
>>3832356
You have to wear it so you can be safe Pearl
>>3832258
True, but it's irksome.
>>3832296
I got banned once for replying to someone about the IZ fandom compared to SU, while the rest of my post pertained to what had happened in Hit the Diamond, in what I assume was a blanket ban on off-topic posting. Also saw a guy get a warning for posting a picture of Zuke around the same time, not to mention their back-and-forth on what counts as not /co/ appropriate getting some people banned for posting non-lewd swimsuits. In most cases it's justified, but I'll be damned if there isn't some weird stuff.
How can anyone like her?
>>3832426
I like her, not my favorite gem, but she's nice.
>>3832426
She's perfect, that's how.
>>3832057
>>3832066
I'm just saying most of the fan stuff I've seen of her, be it art, or stories, or whatever, she's always characterized as a pretty dull brute with anger problems. Not like Patrick Star levels of stupid, but definitely not particularly bright.
I'm not trying to prove otherwise, since she basically has zero character at this point, I just thought it was odd for people to latch on to such an obvious, one-note characterization.
>>3832356
If Pearl keeps acting like a damned baby she's going to need an actual diaper.
>>3832426
cause she's like me
which, in retrospect, makes a lot of sense why some people don't like her.
>>3832313
I think sonic, mlp, and probably lots of /co have it worse
>>3832340
you are? oh then I'm getting better.
I just have no name to call you by yet. "Pearl Anon" is a bit broad
>>3832426
She's a really interesting character with a nice design, great voice, and she makes some of the best faces on the show. She's not my personal favorite but she's pretty great.
>>3832458
There's dull brute and then there's silly Homeworld ayylmao like your pic related there. That's what I mostly see, which is realistic and good
Love you guys
>>3832086
oh man I love this please keep up the great work!
>>3832481
I like you anon
>>3832487
There's at least three or four Pearl anons who regularly post here. I don't think they can all be reliably distinguished from each other.
>>3832507
I love you too!
>>3832511
Is it strange if I want to fug the shlinker?
>>3832487
They may be non-human but their art styles are stylized and cute enough that it can be ignrored. When people make gem porn it's usually gruesomely realistic with their flab, genitals and sex faces
>>3832507
Same
>>3832529
Nah man, Slinker best gemfu.
>>3832529
No, that's normal.
Slinker redemption when?
>>3832426
She's a complex character whose struggles make her sympathetic and who despite her bad actions is ultimately a good person, like nearly everyone in this show
>>3832481
Do you mean physically? if so, post feet
>>3832532
I see your point. I just find furry stuff off-putting somehow. Especially since when those get realistic it's even less pleasant than a human.
>>3832426
she'S going through a lot of shit, makes a lot of mistakes, she's vulnerable. she's flawed. she struggles. Yet she keeps going. I find her relatable
>>3832513
probably at least 4.5 if you count me. the things I post rather erratically though since I am unorganized. And yeah it's unlikely I'll always get it right but I can try to figure it out
>>3832426
Train with a sword.
Live a few thousand years.
Kill at least a few thousand people.
>>3832706
I think you misread the post
but yeah that's basically it if you read what I think you did
>>3832706
How does being a mass murderer make you likable?
Bad_Drawer#296 here!
Taking requests and not following through!
>>3832731
because in this world...
The character you love most in the show dies and never comes back. However, your favorite gem permanently becomes cracked. Would you?
>>3832426
because she's the light of my life, my muse, my raison d'etre
>>3832758
I meant hate, not love.
>>3832762
But she's not real
and never will be
>>3832758
But the worst character has best gem's gem on his stomach
>>3832758
>>3832765
I was just about to remark how this deal was striking me as not much of a win-win
>>3832758
>>3832765
Yes. I want Ronaldo to die, I can deal with my waifu's gem being a little cracked.
>>3832786
>Liking Rose the best but hating Steven.
How.
>>3832772
not yet, anyway
>>3832356
Now Pearl, you know naughty gems who don't behave get visited in the night by the Greg Monster. If you don't start acting like good gem, he'll barge into your room in the middle of the night and touch you with his monstrous penis.
And then you'll die
>>3832786
How could you possibly hate Steven?!
>>3829949
She just had sex with Ruby and she looks pregnant
>>3832426
She's cute but sympathetic imperfect and even the absolute worst things she's done have been relatable and she always regrets them and tries to make up for them
For example: Rose's scabbard. Imagine spending 13 years of your life raising the child of the woman who cucked you, trying desperately to be a good parent to them despite hating them for takin away your love and hating yourself for the way you feel, only to find out she never trusted you and hid so much from you
That alone is so painfully human, but then the doubt weighs down, the lingering possibility that at any point Steven could have died and Rose could have come back. She didn't even have to kill him, he was constantly in danger and not saving him would be perfectly defensible since surviving would only make him stronger. On the other hand, Rose really could be gone forever, and Steven would just be gone. He'd be dead and it would be her fault, and the one fragment of rose left in the world would be snuffed out.
Can you imagine the kind of tension you heart would be under? You could let a child you secretly resent die on the off chance it would bring the woman you love back (but she would hate you, and so would everybody else you know) or you could suffer for decades alone, always wondering "what if"
>>3832867
Steven may die in 80 years so
Why did sapphire throw her life away for Ruby
That's crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmJijgLdaY
I want this to be the Diamond Authority's theme song.
>>3832893
his age is entirely emotional anon. He'll probably only live as long as someone younger than him does. The day he finds out Peedee or Onion died of old age, it would kill him
take care people.
>>3832942
What does Rebecca sugar think of this picture
>>3832951
you don't like sugar?
>>3832942
>Implying the Diamond Authority still exists
There's a reason only Yellow Diamond sends expeditions to Earth
>>3832867
>only to find out she never trusted you and hid so much from you
I don't think that's the case, I think the point is that Rose hid things from everyone, EVEN Pearl. She probably trusted her more than anyone, she was designed to serve and was her first companion in the rebellion. It's not that she didn't trust Pearl, it's that she didn't trust Pearl with absolutely everything, which was still Earth-shattering for her.
>>3832893
Well a big part of Pearl's character is moving on from Rose, so if Steven does die a natural death then I'd hope that she's past that by then.
>>3832979
Because the other diamonds have more important shit to do?
>>3832974
No
>>3832951
There's more to best gem than just looks anon, that's kind of shallow. Steven's a really great character for how we see him mature and grow, he's totally different from the first episodes.
>>3832765
So wait, Pearl dies, never comes back, and Garnet becomes cracked and probably a gem monster? I don't think it's worth it. Pearl is bad, but Garnet is 'more better'.
>>3833017
Like what, putting their fingers up their Pearls all day?
>>3832942
"I saw this future coming. I saw it, and did not change course. Because I had to know what Rose felt, even if I knew Yellow Diamond would cum in me. I'm sorry Peridot, but I love it. I love feeling her dick inside me, filling me, kissing the opening of my womb as she pours her inorganic seed into me. And she'll do it again and again in every orifice of my being. If you could feel what I feel, Peridot, but I want it all. Yellow Diamond, keep cumming in me."
>>3833028
>he's totally different from the first episodes.
How? He's still a dumb whiny little bitch
just had a long day at work and ate a shit ton of garbage.
make me feel better /sug/
>>3833023
I never understood that art style much. If you toned the nose down and removed some of the unnecessary drooliness and cross hatching, nothing about that character is particularly disgusting or repulsive, he just seems like a highly detailed caricature of a regular person. The eyes even seem really intense and passionate, like a wizened mentor. Why do racists find that so repellant?
>>3833087
Try eating less garbage?
>>3833087
Here's a cute gem. Hope you feel better.
>>3833111
Steven's not a real gem though
>>3833160
He's a real gem and a real human. The best of both worlds!
>>3832938
I legitimately hope we get Preludes to all the gems.
We know Sapphire was basically fortune teller/seer but we kinda need more on that.
Ruby was a common foot soldier but there's something there nagging at me.
Pearl most likely has a previous master since she was a slave.
Amethyst wasn't born yet.
and Rose, god Rose.
>>3833189
He's neither, he's a half-breed.
>>3833226
Yall niggas don't believe
What if Eyeball fused with our Sapphire
What would come out
>>3833210
Rose's total backstory is probably endgame as far as that goes, it's probably related to information that we don't even know about yet. I bet that we see every other gem's backstory before that point.
>>3833247
>>3833294
Can't be too sure- they should be cotton candy pallets
>>3833294
im adopting the one on the far right
cuck
>>3833399
Double cuck
>>3831793
>Regular Show
What a shame. The season finale was pretty great.
I need more gem plundered Steven
>>3833411
that's one ugly ass Rose there ya got there, mang
>>3833428
I haven't caught up with AT and RS in forever, should I?
>>3832086
What would happen if he founds out homeworld was responsible for these things?
I want to see Steven DIE and the Earth DESTROYED
>>3833450
All the better to shitpost with
>>3833452
what the fuck
>>3833452
Is this the most fucked up fanart ever
>>3833514
Get off 4chan, Yellow Diamond
>>3832086
Fitting music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wbSRkJhl6Y
>>3833465
Fuck'd
>>3833452
If you want, they stopped the Betacai bullshit in Season 7 and Aventure Time improved a little too, but the end of the Marceline miniseries was bullshit.
>>3833452
>>3833556
Yeah, I already watched the miniseries too, ending was complete shit. I think I got up to the episode where PB helps her autistic brother and she's living in a cottage.
Peridot got so much focus since her redemption started and isn't showing signs of slowing up
Lapis isn't nearly as pushy/being pushed and we had her since swi/sow, maybe she'll be constantly dragged along during this townie bomb? It's only fair. Then Jasper being forced every episode when she reaches the point of redemption makes me salivate
>>3832086
What would doomguy's gemsona look like?
Argenite?
>>3833556
I haven't watched Regular Show since Season 2 or 3, do they really produce 3 more episodes of Mordecai being beta?
Why is it called beach city if it's so small.
>>3833618
That happened before Stakes, PB became the princess of Candy Kingdom again at the end, remember?
>>3833725
City is a name now these days. They don't mean skyscraper and every other car is a yellow taxi.
>>3833725
Because they named the settlement that. Apparently Delmarva just gives our city charters willy-nilly too.
When will we see Adamantine
>>3833669
More like three seasons. He got Margaret after a while but she broke up with him to go to college, he was depressed for a while, he started dating the cloud girl, Margaret came back, drama happened, he spilled his spaghetti all over the floor at Muscle Man's wedding and now he's taking a break from relationships.
this means that there will be new episodes every weekday in July and August
>>3833849
also Rigby and Eileen are dating now
>>3833870
Please no.
>>3833870
[Citation Needed]
made this
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/146777586744/pearls-defect
>>3833849
I meant three seasons, sorry. Who is the cloud girl?
>>3833870
>Inb4 it will only be two episodes, one day apart
CJ.
I wanna kill myself everyday
>>3833251
I hope it's straight from her, like a projection of her in her room that still has her memories because the room is hers or because it uses the gem as a basis or whatever. After an entire show of only seeing Rose through the eyes of others, as a sort of mythical figure, we finally get a personal look at her.
Then, as someone here has suggested before, she starts repeating herself like Greg's projection did, adding a bittersweet touch to Steven's only real contact with his mother.
>>3833957
Is Regular Show still suffering from using a very noticeable formula in it's episodes?
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
I want to massage every inch of Ronaldo's body with pizza grease and peanut butter.
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
ok get this
what if gems could be cripples?
>>3834073
I want to cover him in pepper and sneeze all over him
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
>>3834105
That would be a choice
>>3834059
There's an arc where Rigby's goal is to finish high school.
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
Tarot cards
http://junydraws.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
>>3834105
despite good art, its a bit strange. They can shapeshift and shit. Why?
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
>>3834116
I want to spank his dick while I call him daddy
>>3834095
Join the club man
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
>>3834271
u ok anon
I wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everydayI wanna kill myself everyday
>>3834186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De2SuYAjrdY
>>3834300
hope you achieve your dream
>>3834213
Really sir, I must protest!
>>3834290
is this loss somehow?
>>3834059
yes
Good night /sug/
Let's hope I die in my sleep
>>3829770
Bumping my question
>>3829770
>made of melon
>eat chicken
>stone-age society
Africans obviously
>>3834448
The solution of Ethiopian food shortages? Eat one another till there is a sustainable population. Only the strong will survive and thus leave a prosperous nation of cannibal niggers.
>>3834606
OW THE EDGE
>>3834606
Someone doesn't like lapis.
>>3834623
This
This would fix everything
>>3834623
>prosperous nation
>niggers
They'd probably just become a collections of small farms, niggers can't run a government
>>3834623
I want to see some Mad Max thunderdome shit man
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/749060309537550336
>>3834359
Everything is loss if you believe in it.
So
If a gem fucked an animal, for example, a dog
Could a dog-gem hybrid be born?
>>3834779
I'm glad he is finally being helpful to the fandom for once.
>>3834779
>my personal favorites
they're going to be the worst episodes I guarantee it, shut the fuck up Matt
>>3834779
>tons of new episodes
Steven Nuke pretty much confirmed, right?
>>3834845
Expect Kevin
>>3834869
It's a Century of Steven
>>3834806
Yes, but probably only if the gem incubated the offspring, like what Rose did with Steven. I don't think a female animal (or human) could incubate a half-gem offspring.
>>3834900
First century of Steven
The hiatus millenium
>>3834917
More like the hiatus epoch
/trash/ should have flags
>>3834779
Matt ultimate shitlorld burnett strikes again
>>3835030
This is our flag
No board should have flags
Or tripfags
Or any way to identify people
That's just stupid in a website like this LOL
>>3835030
Yeah, I just love posts being entirely dismissed because "lol ur from cuntry X so ur dum"
Jasper will have more gall than Pearl and be the one to kill Steven to bring rose back and kill her herself
>>3835105
Fixed that for you
Opal's Fusion Toll
Sure, Amethyst and Pearl will fuse into Opal whenever Steven asks - if he pays the "fusion toll"
http://pastebin.com/WAaVzgvh
>>3834039
I really do think that it's pretty likely that it'll go down something like that, or that she'll at least off Steven some sagely advice. I do think that Greg's flashbacks are pretty much spot on though, Rose is definitely flawed in them. Also it was me that suggested that repeating thing, funnily enough.
Since I have a 3-day weekend with no friends around maybe I can spend it writing... Even though my last story only got 3 notes, and I only have enough time to finish one of my unfinished stories I'm not interested in
>>3835113
>LOL
Kill yourself.
>>3833436
Anyone got any Sapphire requests?
>>3835369
L O L
O
L
>>3835361
Where did you post it?
>>3835372
Sapphire using Jasper's suit + helmet
>>3835372
Sapphire practicing ballet, maybe with Pearl if that's good by you.
>>3835423
my tumblr. Honestly though my blog is for SU fan theories and I posted a fucking horror story (one that already got rejected from the one place I sent it)
It's not really a surprise
>>3835372
Sapphire summoning a star-shaped monocle as her weapon. I know it's several different kinds of wrong but just let me dream for once
Is any of this shit good enough for a /sug/ simulator?
>>3835255
sugar said in the SU universe WW2 never happened
so Nazi's never invaded Poland
so in the SU universe. Europe is Nazi land
>>3835552
maybe next time, towel
>>3835514
A horror story ? I want!
>>3834359
Nah, it's gain.
Thankfully Greg hasn't imparted too much of a hard rock influence on Steven, or he'd have immediately cranked it up to ten.
>Peridot got water/blue/spring in When It Rains
(That's Lapis, who she had to make amends with)
Rainy/dark day.
>Lapis got leaf/orange/autumn in SOW
(That's Jasper, who she'll have to make amends with)
Clear/sunny day.
So... Full circle?
>Jasper will get ???/green/winter in key redemption episode X
Maybe grass poking through snow- perseverance.
Maybe snowy/at night kind of day.
There is that leaked image of a snow-covered wailing stone
>>3834779
>megaevent
>"tons" of episodes
>yfw it's just 4 because Steven Floats already aired
>>3835529
I always find it funny that the lanky gem with the big nose, red hair, worry-wort nature, and obsession with cleanliness is the one that the fans ended up pairing with Nazism.
Holy fuck I hate all of you.
I think I've found a new waifu. Sorry, Jasper. But you don't even lift. You were born buff.
>>3835650
red hair?
>>3835529
But if WW2 never happens, how would the Nazis take over Europe
Their economy would've collapsed within a couple of years without a war
>>3835369
People use lol ironically on 4chan now.
>>3835661
x me daddy
knock yourself out
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/146725372464/the-night-parade
>>3835700
I CAN STILL DREAM ANON
>>3834779
New episodes every weekday from July 18 to August 12, including a two-parter. Get hyped guys
>>3835694
Well, reddish hair.
>>3835769
You were wrong the first time you did this shit.
>>3835700
We could not even have a fucking Europe in SU universe.
At this point it's too risky to say SU is gonna be directly ripping cities from our world.
>>3835738
Well I want to dream of an Allied Europe stretching from Rennes to Minsk
>>3835631
And it'll be boarded by Katie and Lamar
who started the robo pearl thing?
>>3835771
officially it's pink, but I don't think pink hair and nazis mix, especially since her hairs is a pink triangle and she's gay as hell
>>3829918
Priyanka wearing Connie's training uniform while resting Rose's sword in a cluster gem?
>>3835921
she's technically hetero among other gems
>>3835977
I don't think she's hot
there I said it.
>>3835688
Muscular girls being feminine is my weakness.
>>3835995
Thank you. She's just a crusty old indian mom, no sex appeal about that. inb4 the images with grotesquely oversized hips.
You can send all the hips in the world at me and I won't budge, I'm not a hipman.
>>3832086
>That Lefty
Best gem, cute!
>>3832125
i mean, watermelon tourmaline is a character, so colors in names might not just be limited to the diamonds and the pearls.
>>3832086
Steven befriending doomgy is cute.
>>3836000
>tfw no qt Zarya skins
>>3835372
Sapphire as a bookie. Or just taking bets in general.
>>3832123
jade
amber
ivory
jet
onyx
topaz
beryl
pyrope
carnelian
marble
cinnibar
turquoise
aquamarine
>>3836118
the pearls aren't named after their colors. yellow pearl and blue pearl are just Pearl. the credits even call the latter "yellow diamond's pearl"
WMT was never named in the show, just confirmed when a fan asked. for all we know she could just be tourmaline
If you could have a gem as your dick, which one would you pick as your schmeet?
>>3835372
Sapphire dressed as a Scrake with the medical mask covering her eye and a chainsaw replacing her upper arm?
>>3835995
I think she is.
I said it as well.
>>3836266
Sugilite.
She is in a lot of pain. 12 years is like five minutes and she cant even control herself in trying to escape it which is why she did what she did to Garnet.
>>3836289
I need more of her, especially seducing Steven.
>>3836028
t. shit taste
>>3836266
Honestly any diamond. For my pun reasons
>>3836266
I'd like Porl, cause I'm a sub fuckboi and she compliments my boi pussy.
ponnie best ship
>>3836153
>steven tries to help doomguy communte with words
>'this is halloween MC bear bear! He's dressed up as the devil but pretend he's a human and greet them, like shaking hands or high fives...oh I forgot the snacks!
>turns around and hears a rip
>'...hmmm maybe I should get garnet for you to practice shaking hand.'
>>3836266
Difficult choice. I guess I'll pick Amethyst like in most sex related stuff, she wouldn't mind much being rubbed and squeezed every day.
>>3836000
best girl
Does anyone have a screencap of the twitter post where one of the crew said that they'll move on to other minerals if they run out of gemstones?
>>3832762
I'm not a big fan of raisins but I love Pearl a lot too
>>3836225
Ian specifically said Watermelon Tourmaline. Stop bullshitting
>>3836343
the doomguy isn't just a brute, he even had a bunny pet
>>3836380
Thats true, he probably be gentle and play along cuz steven is a child.
We need more Doug.
>>3836366
okay.
But even so it's a unique gem variant. There aren't watermelon diamonds or quartzes.
>>3836412
I have this headcanon that Doug is retired military and is secretly a badass.
>>3836412
Doug btfoing Homeworld soldiers with an m16 when
>>3836465
same,i wish i saved that greentext episode thing.
he's like Vinning who's a basketball coach at some highschool.
Post best gem
>>3836289
Thats kinda hot
>>3836289
That's an older Connie.
Anybody got Ponnie that isn't aged up that much?
Numblr isn't too helpful there
>>3836570
D-rock makes the best ponnie
reminder that if Bismuth is a gem there's no reason Gold, Silver, Platinum, Palladium and Tungsten can't be
>>3836570
>ponnie
you're lucky we're already in /trash/
>>3836621
>amethyst lewdly stuck out her tongue and said "tungsten" to Pearl because Tungsten is a gem who
Someone finish this for me,
>>3836646
Tungsten is a sex gem that job is to eat you out
>You should listen to an interview with Rebecca. Most of them contain some comment or another about how she loves to overanalyze, and how she obsessively planned certain aspects (for example, fusion charts) years in advance.
Reddit comment. Is that last part true? Man id love to see her charts and notes on fusions.
>>3836621
uranium and plutonium when?
What if the rubies got lost on uranus?
>>3836640
What's wrong with Ponnie anon?
It's cute.
>>3836681
She spent a few hours drawing bait on a hook, I don't doubt this for something as integral to the show as fusion.
Maybe notebooks full.
>>3836000
>>3836681
I've definitely seen that interview, though I don't remember which one it was
Posting Ponnie.
Do you think Steven vs Amethyst is going to be serious or is the Crew rusing us again?
>>3836770
How did you find straight ship OW art?
>>3835688
>overwatch
>fucking ZARYA
End your motherfucking life
>>3836646
Tungsten is my fan gem. She looks like a cool, grey-colored businesswoman most of the time but in battle shapeshifts into a werewolf like creature with ram horns (get it?) because she doesn't have a weapon.
She doesn't have any impressive powers, but she's very dense and nearly indestructable like Garnet is turned up to 11
her "gemstone" is a solid tungsten ring that replaces her left iris
>>3836795
Real nigga, my attitude is gratitude
Peace
>>3836830
any pics?
>>3836802
I want to workout with that amethyst forever
>>3836810
Bad taste senpai.
>>3836803
Zarya isn't allowed to be gay. Heterosexuality finds a way.
>>3836859
I can't draw for shit. The best image I can think of off the top of my head is Jones from Gunnerkrigg Court. Picture a monochrome her with her hair in a bun held up by a pair of black chopsticks and a pair of tungsten-rimmed glasses
>overcooked Rose Quartz
>dat underboob
>>3836903
People who play overwatch probably enjoy mobas and shitterstrike as well.
Ultimate pleb taste, just disappointed in you.
You probably like lapidot as well
>>3836874
Same here, I have a feeling she'd be a great trainer. She'd work your ass super hard.
Jasper > each of the CGs
>battle
Peridot > Pearl
>brains
Lapis with any amount of water > each of the CG's
>abilities, battle
Homeworld gems > Crystal Gems
>>3837006
>peridot>pearl
>brains
Laughing my ass off
>>3837066
Peri handled the drill
Peri built the better bot
Peri is but a wee sprout
>>3837099
>good smell from you Pearl
>thanks...
God bless Asians
This one was in response to a tumblr ask about whether Pearl could shapeshift her tongue.
poil
>>3836955
I'd work her ass super hard if you know what I mean
>>3837107
Peridot just happens to have had a shitton of engineering knowledge forced into her "brain", she's not smarter than Pearl or indeed very smart at all
>>3836925
Stupid wonderful scribble.
>>3837107
I think Peridot has way more tech knowledge than Pearl (naturally, because Peri is intended for working with advanced technology and Pearl is supposed to look pretty), but I don't think that constitutes any kind of intelligence advantage.
Being smart is about more than just what you know.
Still no video promo
>>3837273
Why do all your Rose images' filenames say "Steven Rose" instead of just "Rose"?
>>3837006
>Jasper
>Lost to Garnet which granted was due to the environment but pretty sure all the CGs would wreck Jasper
>Peridot
>Pre-Loss of Limb enhancers
>Fair fight but it'd end like it did in Catch and Release
>After-Loss of Limb Enhancers
>*squish*
>Lapis
>WATER NEEDED TO BE USEFUL
>Even then it's not that hard to avoid any projectiles and go straight for the obviously weak glass cannon of a mage.
Crystal Gems: 3 Homeworld Gems: 1 depending on Lapis.
>>3837210
>another day where she's not there beside me
I wish I could share my Pearl love and laments with real people, but the only human being I willingly talk to in person is my gf and I don't think she'd appreciate my unhealthy obsessive love for a cartoon woman.
>>3837389
>>3837389
Man Connie must have been so pissed when this happened to turn lesbo just so she can sleep with Steven's mom.
>>3837362
All my SU images being with Steven, makes it easier to find and sort stuff, especially reaction images. Same for every other series, all I have to do is type -series reaction- or even just -reaction- into the search bar and I can instantly find something that I'm looking for.
I have a pretty solid method of doing it that I've honed down from years of being around here.
>>3837452
Steven didn't even want it, and she being an irrational emotionally driven women, thought the best way to get back at him was to seduce his momma gem... yeah I can see that happening cause women are fucking crazy like that.
>>3837404
Is your girlfriend lithe and pale? If so, you could have her dress up as Pearl.
>>3837491
Ah, so that's why. Thanks.
>>3836912
I have no idea who that is.
Im not a wordy-visual person.
You should try and draw. Gotta start somewhere...
>>3836955
After you crash on the couch, sits bettwen your spread legs and grabs your hand so you can cuddle her or rub her toned bod or tummy.
>>3837492
Well, he shouldn't have been hanging around her mom and tempting her with his Bara-Shota body.
>>3837491
To elaborate a bit, the same thing applies to specific characters, the basic order is series, character, reaction (if applicable) descriptor. Once again, it's basically just to make things easy to find, I've found that it greatly reduces the time spent searching for specific images or general images that might pertain to a given situation.
>>3837503
She's the exact opposite of lithe and pale.
She likes Amethyst and despises Pearl, sadly.
>>3837578
>Bara
Nigga please, he's chubbly .
>>3837607
Then why is she your gf
Either dump her for someone Pearlier or accept that Amy is best gem
>>3834871
>Kevin is the new Lars
>>3837375
>Pearl wrecking Jasper
No
>Amethsyt wrecking Jasper
No
If Jasper > or = Garnet under normal conditions. And what you said about Lapis? Have you watched ocean gem? She wasn't even trying to kill them, just keep them back.
HW gems could 100% take down the CGs with a puddle nearby. Even if Peri is useless for now though
>>3837452
It had to be done, Priyanka would only do it for Steven, Doug, and Armstrong.
While Connie has been pumped and dumped by every woman in Beach City.
>>3837651
Eek
Lars is fired from the big donut?
>>3837635
She's my gf because I love her and fear being alone.
Also because I'm a bitter, maladjusted degenerate and no one else will have me. Definitely not anyone like Pearl.
>>3837375
Peridot only lost because she kept using the same tricks, her limb enhancers are powerful and versatile enough to beat the CGs if the user is creative.
>>3837689
What's wrong with getting pumped and dumped? I think its nice knowing you're women's a scank and needs to be punished.
>>3837733
I'm gonna cry if she doesn't get them back by next season
>>3837721
Well, according to toonzone, The New Lars airs on that Friday. http://www.toonzone.net/forums/threads/cartoon-network-july-2016-premiere-info.5550641/
The only unknown episode is the one on Thursday, which may or may not be Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service, it depends if it's Episode 90 or not.
>>3837536
Jones is basically what I just described, minus the wolf part
She's a emotionless and fairly attractive secretary who works for the institution called the Gunnerkrigg Court. Despite looking like a very boring human, Jones is very, very old and has looked the way she does since at least the hadean era (roughly the time the moon broke off from the earth)
She's extremely dense, opaque to x-rays, and made a habit of standing outside during the london blitz because she found the "weight" of the bombs comforting
enough ranting. Just read the damn comic. It's a good way to hold you off and it updates very regularly
>>3837684
>CGs fuse into Alexandrite and have Steven
>HW fuses into Malachite and have limb enhancers peri
Who wins?
Trick question. We never find out because
>GUYYYYYSSSSSS STOOPPP FIGHTING!!
I sympathize with pearl because I am very lonely.
>>3837802
>Trick question. We never find out because
>>GUYYYYYSSSSSS STOOPPP FIGHTING!!
Don't be retarded, we got a Malachite x Alexandrite showdown five episodes ago
And no shit the antagonists are stronger than or as strong as the heroes you fucking idiots
>>3837766
>episodes going into the 90s
Now which episode was it that freaked out Steven's Spanish VA? 96?
>>3837684
>>3837733
>Team wrecking Jasper
Totally possible.
We never saw them fight Jasper if they even did which i doubt Jasper did when she had 3 good hostages.
>Lapis has the ocean in one episode
>Lapis only has a puddle or pool currently
Vastly different but she is a glass fucking cannon one good punch or hit from anything is gonna fuck her up badly enough for a killing blow.
>Peridot
Limb Enhancers is still an issue but we objectively saw her getting wrecked because her tactics were limited
>>3837827
Steven and peri weren't there
>inb4 melon
Mute + not him
I sympathize with Lapis because I feel trapped.
>>3837728
Get a therapist then, preferably someone who shares your taste in gems
>>3837827
Malachite had the home turf advantage and she still got wrecked way too easily while the gems were in water.
Maybe if Malachite was smarter but overall she had the huge ass buff but still lost.
I sympathize with Peridot because I'm a cutie.
Okay, that's it for my Ponnie collection. There's also some loli images, but I'm not going to post them because it's banned on trash.
You can see them on this guy's pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=14141628&tag=steven_universe
>>3837829
93, which we should be getting in the next bomb. If I remember right, it lined up with either Monster Reunion or Alone at Sea based on the leaked episode order.
>>3837823
I sympathize with Pearl because I'm neurotic and obsessive.
And I want to be beautiful.
I sympathise with Jasper because everyone is smaller than her as well.
>>3837799
sorry im not reading that. im too tired.
>>3837870
She was an uncoordinated unstable ditz when it came to the melons
>the melons tripped her
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? She walks on 4 legs. She would have won without that melon army, the melons were overpowering Pearl and Amethyst back in Watermelon Steven when they were newly formed
Malachite even when they were on the island was overpowering Alexandrite- but she had even more of an edge in the water. Dunno why she did my move a muscle when Alex's arrow was charging up, just pull the wings back and shed drop like a rock
Alright someone link the new thread
Congrats on waiting for the image limit to create a new thread for once. I'm proud of you all.
>>3837889
Ok, so that means
>Episode 90 is a love letter to a specific genre of anime
>Episode 93 is heavy as hell
>>3837889
Oh my lord. Either heavy Peetle or heavy Jasper stuff
>>3838005
Episode 100 is suppose to be something special right?
Someone check the episode list to make sure what episode 100 is gonna be if we don't get anymore curve ball (new episodes that weren't on the list)
>>3837946
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>>3837766
Peridot coming back Tuesday? Yes please!
>>3838037
The 100th episode will be the 22nd episode of this season
>>3838103
Canon ship is canon
>>3836905
someone made a blog-post on the sexuality and pairing that were allowed in OW. Everybody keeps making zarya gay
>>3838137
Canon ship is shit
Fuck Sugar and her kike racemixing agenda
>>3838217
edgy
>>3838103
stay mad homo fag
LINK THE NEW THREAD
smoky quartz
>>3838893
Will be anticlimactic.
>>3833436
It's Cool Guy!!!
>>3838945
like everything else in this show