/sug/ - Steven Universe General
I hope we can go back to /co/ soon Edition
Previous:>>3837988
>Steven’s Summer Adventure starts July 18
http://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
https://youtu.be/HZqGFuC6TlM
https://youtu.be/HtDS9NjDA1U
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Steven Floats
https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
I hope we can be rid of you soon too.
>>3846634
soon OP, soon
>>3846652
I'm glad we agree
Zarya is superior to Jasper.
>>3846634
We'll be back, baby!
>>3846320
>>3846321
Ian has referred to Steven as a Gem before.
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc
>Steven on the other hand was created by mixing human and gem DNA so he’s a completely new kind of being. He is the only gem to be born thru biological reproductive means
>He is the only gem to be born thru biological reproductive means
>>3846383
>Steven regenerates
Patiently waiting for an announcement for clarification or trailer/commercial. CN's twitter made two SU posts yesterday and hasn't updated since, maybe they'll dope something today?
>>3846652
oh you guys and your silly concepts of "threads that belong on /*/ instead of /trash/". This is not /b/, and even if it were your line of argumet falls flat
>>3846680
Alright
So Steven is a gem and not a human
>>3846671
Zarya is Jasper
>>3846686
I hope so faithful Rose Anon, I hope so...
>>3846701
That's not what I said.
>>3846717
Well, Ian called him a gem.
So he's not a human.
Humans can't shapeshift, or summon weapons, or any other thing gems can do but humans can't.
>>3846704
Jasper isn't Russian nor does she actually lift.
Can anyone help me out? I asked a drawfriend to draw doom guy fighting corrupted gems, but a storm turned the power off before I could see it finished. Does anyone have it?
Good late morning /sug/, what was/is for breakfast?
>>3846754
Here you go, it turned out great!
>>3846754
He did it
But I don't have it saved
Check the archive
>>3846732
Gems don't need food or sleep either, but Steven does
>>3846732
Well Steven isn't really a human, he's only half-Human.
>>3846758
Fast
>>3846694
I meant more of being rid of whiny /co/ bitches who complain about /trash/ being shit when it's really only shit while people like that are around.
>>3846796
/co/ /sug/ is better, there is much less shitposting than here.
Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?
>>3846796
You mean when the rest of /trash/ returns from /trash/ squared aka /co/?
>>3846758
kibbeling (battered chunks of deep fried fish). I get it for free each saturday because I teach the kids of the woman that works at the booth
>>3846841
If it is where are the necromancers
>>3846841
Love you, Greg anon. Are you doing well?
>>3846796
I feel sorry for the guys that don't enjoy themselves here.
>>3846841
you reminded me of https://youtu.be/BxSrDn3NReA
>>3846813
He's mixed-race, neither human nor Gem
>>3846908
He still counts as both.
>>3846762
Absolutely astounding! Thank you my friend!
>>3846908
This is acceptable too.
Mon Jul 18th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 306 - Steven Floats
Tue Jul 19th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 307 - Too Short to Ride
Wed Jul 20th - 7:00 PM (EST) - 308 - Drop Beat Dad
Thu Jul 21st - 7:00 PM (EST) - 309 - ???
Fri Jul 22nd - 7:00 PM (EST) -310 - The New Lars
reminder that this is all we're going to get for the rest of the year
>>3846753
Give her a track suit and vodka and weights.
No reason why you can't have both of them not break you anon
>>3846926
Source
>>3846917
>isn't human nor gem
>still counts as both
Sorry but that doesn't make sense
What's everybody listening to?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8
>confirmed for pop album of the year 2k15
>>3846926
the 21st is slated to be "Mr. Greg" now
>>3846926
I really don't think so, I think it's far more likely that they're just kicking things off with that. I'm sure that they'll expound upon things by Monday at the latest, so we'll find out for sure by then.
>>3846841
Greg anon, I'd love to see
you make some more poetry
for if you´d make a rhyme for me
then, for a time, I'd be happy
>>3846935
He's like a Half-Elf, they have racial traits of both races, their own unique racial trait, and counts as Human, Elf, and Half-Elf in racial checks.
>>3846917
Do you count mulatto people as both black and white?
>>3846961
But he still isn't fully human or gem
>>3846762
Holy shit that's nice
https://youtu.be/pNkQMtZAMAw
>>3846979
But for the sake of simplicity, he counts as both.
>>3846979
he's like gohan, better in every way
>>3846758
French toast crunch, I feel like gaint.
>>3846984
>TOOT
>>3846988
We can go on forever like this
We both have different opinions, let's just stop.
>>3847002
You're factually wrong and were proven so.
>>3846937
https://youtu.be/ioTQ7erZD1c
>>3846926
Now all we need is our good friend misseps to dig up some synopses for these episodes (except for Steven Floats, of course).
>>3847016
If I have to admit that to stop this conversation, I will.
I was wrong.
>>3847029
they can probably get those by next week, when CN finally starts updating official schedules
>>3847019
HEY, IT'S THE GUY THAT MADE THAT SONG ABOUT ABSOLUTE TERRITORY
>>3847071
yes! And about Zone(-tan)
>>3847019
Muh waifu.
>>3847098
That's doesn't change anything.
/co/ /sug/ is still better.
>>3847087
Zone-tan is pure
pure lewd.
>>3846984
You have great taste in music, my friend.
>>3847122
Yes, for /co/ bitches as was already stated.
>>3847136
No, because there is less shitposting.
>>3847098
Could you guys get the mindset that /trash/ is superior when it came out 2 years after SU started.
/trash/ /sug/ is the result of /co/fags getting bored of waiting for the hiatus to end and starting up here.
I can get why you feel like /trash/ /sug/ is better
No shitty moderation and such.
But the down sides are kinda worse then what you got on /co/.
>>3847148
by /co/ bitches.
>>3847157
And?
>>3847153
>Could you guys get the mindset that /trash/ is superior
No, that's just you.
please go back to /co/
>>3847143
Yeah, Voltaire does a lot of cheerful and fun stuff, often with some goth-y themes
Two of his songs are featured in the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, which was the primary reason I watched that show
cuck
>>3847143
>I'm doing fine
That's awesome!
>>3847214
**murdercuck
Give me ONE(1) good reason to watch this show
>>3847277
Waifus
>>3847277
It's one of the top 3 or 5 shows on CN right now.
>>3847123
I want her to hold hands with poil.
>>3847143
Thank you for your word and wit
And I'll confer, you´re good at it
Your brevity is quite the feat
and to care for me is very sweet
Thank you
>>3847310
I literally don't give a fuck if you watch the show or not. Shut the fuck up.
>>3847310
We could explain in detail but no one cares enough right now.
I will say it's got a rough start but the story picks up 20 or so episodes in.
But the comfy episodes can be fine if you enjoy that kind of thing.
Would you?
>>3847277
You'll understand the mundane babbling of the mentally ill here
>>3847277
each character is flawed and vulnerable.
They make mistakes, even huge ones, but these don't immediately ruin their relationship forever for the sake of drama and drama alone (I'm looking at you, Adventure Time)
>>3847299
>Zone-tan holding hands with Pearl
[sweats audibly]
Would you??
>>3847124
>dat terror build up and drop to a cannonball fist of righteous fury
>>3846671
I want jasper and zarya to spit roast me
>>3847228
>>3847306
HOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!1!!!!!!!!1111!!!111!!!! HOW IZ YALL DOODOOIN>?!?!?!?!?!?!!!1/1/11111/!?!?1?!?!?!!?11/1/1?!!?11!!!!!? KKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMM HEREH!!!!!111!!!1!!1!1111!!!!! DEOS ANEEBODIEE WANA ASS MEH A QESTOIN?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!1!?!!!?!!?!?!?!1?!!?111!
>>3847420
What's the most painful way to kill yourself?
Also
>420
>>3847347
Goodness~
>>3847433
WELLLLL I TINK DA MOOST PIANFULL WAIE 2 KELL URSELF IZ BAI FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!111!11!!
>>3847365
>Listening while ripping and tearing with berserk.
>>3847433
Ignoring > Replying
Why do people Reply?
>>3847470
WEL WAI DOONT U REELPUY MR ANOONYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!?!?!?!1!!!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?1/!?1!!!
>>3847470
B-BUTT I LOEV YOUY ANONYPOOP!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!11!1!!!11!!!!!
>>3847553
>not futa
Faggot
How can Steven help Pearl with moving on from Rose?
>>3847705
Sex.
Or fusion
>>3847455
I wanna get doom during the summer sale
but I won't get to play it for a long while and maybe it's even cheaper next year
>>3847353
one thing I'd like to add:
much like with AT, it's a bad idea to judge it by the first (in this case, maybe half) of the 1st season
I think it's been mentioned before.
>>3847277
No reason at all.
Post more Rainbow Quartz. Especially stuff with their gem weapon.
I will call that anon.. Temmie.
>>3847787
be nice Lanon
>>3847732
I can't play it since I'm using a pentium 4 laptop but bought it for a friend.
I'm glad the game turned out great.
75% of my library are games I can't play/run....I always say 'maybe next year' but shit keep happening.
Maybe next year...
>>3847881
It's for their own good desu.
Why isn't there more historically based fanart? There should be, seeing as the gems canonically lived through a whole bunch of human history.
>>3847914
Does this count?
>>3847807
Alright, I'll post a little.
>>3847914
I want to see a collage of Rose 'loving' humans throughout history, while Pearl angrily knits in the corner or something
>>3847959
>>3847955
yes, awesome.
>>3847959
>>3847991
Thanks!
>>3847991
>>3847977
>cavemen
>bards
>fops
>Benjamin Franklin
>>3848012
>>3848026
Any more Umbrella stuff?
>>3848037
>>3848040
I have this and one other, but that's for a Pearl/Steven Rainbow Quartz.
>>3848064
>>3847914
Man, I was wishing we would see more stuff like this. Here's hoping for the future.
>>3848078
>>3848001
Man i want more science Pearl.
>>3848119
>>3848163
>>3848170
>>3848203
>Tiny Rose Melon
CUTE!
>>3848203
I´m all for Rose's melons, but that's not what I mean.
>>3848064
I'll stop with said pic, didn't know if you actually wanted it or not.
>>3848203
>>3848356
I liked it, it was neat.
>>3848349
Here are some of Rose's melons
lewd
>>3848203
Would be fucked up i want Rose melon to be in the show? And she does that thing Steven can do with a Steven melon
>>3847587
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 44444444444444444444444444 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!
>>3848001
>>3848420
Steven and Rose melon proxy sex confirmed?
>>3848435
Your efforts are appreciated Indexer. Love you!
>>3848435
Why post the picture again
>>3848454
>browsing from a phone
>posting from a phone
>>3848203
I'd heat that melon up in a microwave, if you know what I mean.
>>3848461
can you make Kim go away too?
molest
>>3848534
no
>>3848566
yes
>>3848792
Steven's penis is for Peri only
Any predictions for the upcoming Amethyst/Quartz focused arc?
Future episodes that could relate to Quartzes:
>Gem Hunt
>Crack the Whip
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Beta
>Eathlings
>Back to the Moon
>Bubbled
>Kindergarten Kid
>Gem Harvest
Any ideas?
>>3848833
Reported you sick fuck
>Keeps refreshing endlessly for new SU promo videos/announcements
>Nothing
Why is CN this shitty
>>3848892
CN fucking hates SU, what'd you expect?
>>3848892
What do you have against the Commonwealth of Nations?
What's wrong? Do you not like Y O U R N E W F A V O R I T E S H O W?
Just leave it here
https://youtu.be/j38aX4JxINQ
Reminder that everyone who prefers /trash/ sug is only in it for the porn
>>3849122
I was expecting something worth watching but you disappoint me once again
>>3849134
But m-muh comfy!
>>3849122
>those comments
What the fuck is going on with the world
>>3849184
God bless Scribble
>>3849122
I remember how cancerous youtube is with SU.
The amount of idiots who don't understand the full picture going on with it's fandom.
And shitty videos like these.
>>3849184
I love Scribble's lewds. I wish I knew when he was here so I could get more.
>>3849134
I actually don't like SU porn, and I prefer trash
>>3849271
He usually takes requests along with drawanons so i guess he's kinda hard to notice.
>>3849122
I can no longer tell if people like this are being serious or not and that worries me.
>>3848833
sage por puto
hey /sug/ I don't want to promise anything, but I'm discussing a possible arrangement with a major youtube fan theorist
>>3849282
>I actually don't like SU porn
How can you not like it?
>>3849448
wow, a ~major youtube fan theorist~
>>3849504
it's a big deal for me
>>3849448
Gayme theory?
>>3849529
maybe not that major
>>3849095
molest
>>3849122
this guy spent a LOT of time trying to make the perfect bait to rustle SU fags
the video has been out for several months and has 4k views and nine(nein?) dislikes
>>3849629
>Spent way too long on bait when it seems to only be getting laughed off.
>I doubt enough of the Youtube SU fandom saw it.
>Surely doubt Tumblr saw it.
Guess that's another video trashed.
>>3849727
It's not about how long it is, it's how blatant it is
and shitty, but that's secondary
>>3849122
I kek'd several times in this video
it was actually pretty funny at times
>that episode where Lapis forced herself onto Steven
>>3849122
I bet if you showed this to /co/'s SU hatebase, they would all start fapping while watching it.
>>3849795
just a tip if he's reading this: nobody's going to believe you hate a show after you reveal that you combed through Doug Walker's vlog reviews of said show to grab a relevant clip
>>3849943
he makes shitposter-kun look like a master of subtlety
>>3849957
I sincerely can't tell if he's so dedicated to his viewers or actually kikes the show
Is Becky for sexual?
>>3850038
>>3850038
i'm gonna fug the alium
>>3850038
No
but Duke is.
>>3849134
Not me, I just like shitposting and sharing fanart for no reason other than to share fanart
90% of the porn is pretty bleh to me
>>3850053
post chubby/inflation
>inb4 lol dobson pls leave
>>3850069
Everybody is for sexual
Brad
https://youtu.be/W5KckytsmPA
>>3850122
Did they let you board this ep dobby?
>>3850144
I don't get it
>>3850122
lol dobson pls leave
>>3850247
i think he might be saying something about jews? hard to tell
>>3850144
Wasn't battleborn already dead?
>>3850144
i feel bad for battleborn
im secretly hoping that the upcoming bomb episodes suck because then i dont have to pay much attention to them since the bomb happens to occur on the one week where im doing a 5 day course that will take up lots of time
fuck me
>>3850346
You'd still have to watch them to learn they'd suck.
>>3850356
but at least then i dont have to get excited about it to the point of staying up until 3 am when i have to wake up in 3 hours
keep in mind im one of the british plebs who has to stay up til midnight to watch them
>>3850423
Sucks to be you senpai. Congrats on getting out of the EU.
>>3850122
>>3849480
SU is too pure for base primal lust.
>>3850463
damn, nice
I know I'm dumb but how do I see the last thread again?
Is there any archive at all?
>>3850446
im not happy about that
>>3850505
Did /sug/ watched that Italy-Germany game? Holy fuck
>>3850543
What the fuck I didn't meant to reply to someone
>>3846652
research last thread (>>3837988)
here
>http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
>http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>3850543
what happened
>>3850536
Not much is going to change unless you're an unskilled immigrant, and even then unskilled immigrants are probably getting grandfathered into citizenship.
>>3850536
do you think many brits regret it in retrospect?
Our media claim they do, do they?
>>3850598
I can't tell with all the liberal tears about Britain leaving the EU is destroying the world.
>>3850572
Never-ending penalty shoot out with both sides kept missing and this one failure meme moment >>69176926 My heart is still beating like crazy and I'm not even from either countries
Do you guys think Rebecca should cancel the show because of the fandom drama?
>>3850592
>implying the nhs isnt held up by immigrants
>implying british farmers aren't fucked
>implying the economy won't go to shit since other countries lose interest in us
the only good thing that can come out of this is that it leads a domino effect on other countries leaving the eu to the point that the way that the eu works completely changes
>>3850598
pretty much everyone ive seen is sad about the result here in london
>>3850703
Don't you go and bring that tumblr shit here
>>3850463
[spoiler]got any more?[/spoiler]
>>3850703
>free publicity is a reason to cancel the show
>>3850738
The Eu should be destroyed and replaced with a Common Market, like back in the old days
Or just have all the countries join EFTA
>>3850768
damnit are spoilertags disabled on /trash/
I'm not used to posting outside of /co/
>>3850703
>thinking that CN would let her cancel the show if she wanted to
No.
>>3850738
Domino effect destroying the EU is the best thing that can happen.
Confederacies are born to fail.
>>3850703
You mean the pathetic squabbles that the equally pathetic SU anti-fandom keeps exaggerating to obnoxious degrees, despite the fact that this 'drama' barely holds a candle to the lighthouse that is bronies, the Homestuck fandom, the 'Superwholock' fandoms and every single KPop fandom?
And that's not even taking into account the fact that Sugar revels in every single fandom action, whether it's good, bad or downright ugly.
>>3850787
Red board = no spoilers.
>>3850543
I'm surprised the Italians didn't score more in the second half, they're so good at switching sides
>>3850797
I didn't hear that.
I doubt it.
>>3850823
Oh, that explains it.
I rarely ever post outside of blue boards so yeah okay i get it now
thanks anon
>>3850497
su is for hugs
>>3850738
>the only good thing that can come out of this is that it leads a domino effect on other countries leaving the eu to the point that the way that the eu works completely changes
It would just seize to work. That's not an improvement.
>pretty much everyone ive seen is sad about the result here in london
london is especially fucked isn't it.
>>3850608
>liberal
I don't like that term. It bears no meaning in so many contexts. Like "troll" or "cuck".
>>3850796
>Sugar revels in every single fandom action
How would you know that?
>>3850861
There are very few conservatives crying about leaving the European Union.
But you're right, I'd be pretty insulted if someone called me a Liberal.
>>3850861
Shut up you troll cuck liberal
>>3850875
Sugar likes tears and drama. Have you watched a show called Steven Universe?
>>3850875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QSUgNc2vX0
Here's Amethyst.
How are all of y'all doing today? I hope you're day is going swell. I've come here to check on you guys.
>>3850929
Here's Pearl
Well it's been 24 hours since the SU announcement on twitter, and 22 hours since the last tweet. Maybe we'll hear something in the next couple of hours?
If we don't hear anything today, then they're probably waiting until Monday.
>>3851152
Oh god, she's turning into a shit gem.
>>3850954
It's pretty comfy, are you doing excellent?
>>3850921
>>3850907
While she may find crying funny, I'm sure she doesn't find it funny when the fandom drives people to suicide.
>>3850122
dobson ruined a good thing, it's saddening
>>3851181
>good
>>3851181
Fucking this. If the fetish didn't have HIM as the mascot then I don't think it'd be quite as taboo.
Also more please
>>3850901
meanwhile on /pol/ -- the post
>>3850880
that makes sense. You guys are rather nationalist compared to us (Germany). I can understand why this may feel to many like a breath of fresh air
>>3851220
i bet you like futas in your ass
>>3851167
But Monday is the 4th of July. Do they often advertise TV shows during this day?
>>3851178
She's been in fandoms before where people have been driven to suicide before. People seem to have completely forgotten that someone offing themselves as a result of the fandom is actually a very common occurrence in massive fandoms, such as SU. It's unfortunate, but it's not as huge as people are making it out to be and it doesn't make SU the 'worst fandom ever' since it's been done a million times before. People are just looking for a reason to hate this show and that's the one they use. It's quite gross actually, using a person's suicide as an excuse to hate media.
>>3851167
Rose anon, i think it's fine to uh y'know.
Stop being overly optimistic we already got a return date.
We just gotta sail our boats and enjoy the steven bomb.
>>3851239
Beats the hell out of normal men in your ass.
>>3851177
Ah yes, my friend, I'm doing well. Thanks for asking. I'm glad you're well.
>>3851222
>>3851181
don't kid yourselves. Dobson is the tip of the iceberg. We got Sonic and furries overall as well.
>>3851279
what the fuck is that V mouth
>>3851181
wait, dobson? isnt that the bear guy?
he does inflation art?
>>3851263
Love you!
>>3851292
I have no idea. It reminds me of Steven and Sonic Adventure 2 (the latter because the Chaos you could raise occasionally had a :> or :< face)
>>3850929
hey there. How are you?
>>3851292
The face is based on a mii
>>3851256
Eh, I suppose that's a good point. I'll go away for now then, or at least only post Rose when it's directly relevant to what's being discussed.
Lapis and Jasper both have to apologize to each other or else lose all credibility for redemption.
>>3851390
i miss the chao gardens man
>>3851413
They will, don't worry.
After all, pic related is ENDGAME
>>3851422
I don't really give much of a shit about sonic but
I swear if SA3 ever comes out and Eggman is playable or the Chao Garden is back I'll get it
>>3851413
they will be the bestest friends by the end and will share peridot
>>3851464
>SA3 comes out
>Eggman playable
>Chao Garden
>>3851181
11/10 pic
>>3851337
how new
>>3851541
ive been around since 2012 calm your enraged tits
im just not a nerd who gives a shit about webcomics
>>3851443
This man speaks the truth!
>>3851582
no one's "enraged" here but you baby, it was a completely innocuous question
>>3851506
im torn between peridot being their child, being their mom or being another romantic partner for that tasty ot3
>>3851343
I love you too my friend. I love all who browse /sug/.
>>3851582
>ive been around since 2012
So quite new
I can't wait until I feel that pearlfag anon who added me on skype empty his ballsack inside my tight supple asshole.
>>3851650
>>3851506
Wacky B-team when?
>>3851659
>4 years
>new
And here we have the Oldfag™ browsing /sug/ on his Windows 95 computer.
>>3851684
Best of luck to you in that regard.
>>3850796
Superwhlock is fucking dead man, Bronies are old news and Homestuck is over
>>3851756
Has a new age of Autism began?
>>3851756
That doesn't mean that their actions are suddenly taken away. They were some of the most toxic fandoms in history.
Love you /sug/
I hope your day has been going well. Please take care of yourself
>>3851739
Sorry, but anybody who has come here post-2009 is new as fuck.
[Spoilersontrash]And no before you say it, I did not come here in 2009.[/spoiler]
>>3851684
hope you have fun together.
...which pearlfag anon anyway
>>3851771
Yeah it's art policing and SJWs
>>3851781
so, started in about 2008, am I an old fag?
well, i'm old as fuck anyway
Seriously? Nobody has chubby/thicc/inflation art?
>>3851779
>>3851781
>such an oldfag that he doesn't know there are no spoilers on red boards
>>3851810
Maybe not quite an oldfag, but not a newfag either.
>>3851781
No, Anon. You are simply ancient, and probably closer to death than the majority of people here.
>>3851821
>>3851849
>>3851848
>probably closer to death than the majority of people here.
Good, I pity all of you who have to wait longer for that sweet release.
>>3851779
everything is horrible and i would rather be dead thanks
>>3851795
This one. Imma be his pearl and make him happy and fulfilled and maybe I'll have some use in my sad, sad life.
>>3851825
You are very stupid.
>>3851848
>TFW you've been here since 2005 but were so horrifically underage that you're probably not closer to death than the majority of people here.
>>3851779
You too!
>>3851867
>>3851821
Anon
I think you should check out the boorus
>>3851849
>>3851867
This is kinda shitty
>>3851870
At least you still have years of fun and degeneracy here at 4chan.org before you die. Probably. You could be an old man for all I know.
>>3851886
>>3851881
Confess your age in 2005.
>>3851887
>1 result for inflation
>3 results for chubby
am i looking at the wrong booru
>>3851912
>>3851879
I wish you two have loving, pleasant lives together. You seem happy with him and I hope you two love each other very much.
>>3851930
>>3851779
I hope you're well too.
>>3851925
The honest to God truth? It's the number that looks like two sticks next to each other.
Yeah.
>>3851879
I meant in the context of the threads, but I can imagine it'S the one I got to know yesterday.
Hope you two find some peace together.
>>3851873
wait, did he answer?
>>3851926
it depends, does it have to be SU? Because I never checked the SU booru for anything.
>>3851962
Well I mean this IS /sug/ but I have no preference to the type of chub/inflation
well except for nudity or cum but that's just thanks to my weird aversion to sex
>>3851966
>>3851945
>>3851956
That is...early. Are you kinda fucked up? An outcast in any way?
GOD DAMMIT WHY DID SHE HAVE TO WALK IN AT THAT MOMENT
>>3851989
>>3852012
Uh, what?
>>3851989
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>3852025
>>3852012
what?
>>3851995
No actually, that's the weird part. I get along with most people just fine and have a pretty solid group of friends, I'm just really, really desensitized to weird stuff and have next to no sexuality. Which is about the opposite of what you'd expect.
>>3852035
>>3852028
Just my mom walking in on porn
>>3852045
>>3852046
Oh fuck, hope it wasn't anything too bad.
>>3851983
yeah I should have figured. I just extrapolated from having seen so much fetish shit on various *boorus over the years that I assumed it was a statistical process. Looking now that may even be the case, the SU booru is just fucking tiny. I know Gelbooru and Danbooru are full of that stuff with generic animu waifus
>>3852012
caught fapping?
>>3852055
>>3852039
Not necessarily. I feel that you become somewhat of a different person while you use 4chan, especially if you've been using it for a long time. You can be a decent person and then come here and be a degenerate.
>>3852063
>>3852046
well fuck
>>3852078
>>3852093
>>3852106
>>3852046
Was is regular stuff or /d/ teir?
>>3852086
I don't really do anything degenerate on 4chan though, I mostly just discuss things and post images. I think the over-exposure to so much inadvertent sexual imagery during that time may have practically destroyed my sexuality though.
hey perifag, any news regarding your date?
>>3852116
>>3852137
>>3852125
Maybe you didn't have much of a sexuality in the first place? Or you just lost it over the years. That can happen for various reasons.
>>3852144
>>3852131
Ditto, any results from your man?
>>3852125
> may have practically destroyed my sexuality though.
in what way? I'm curious because 4chan has screwed my my sexuality as well
>>3852155
>>3852148
Could be. I had a couple of crushes in middle school and that's honestly it.
>>3852120
Tame as fuck, just nudity pretty much, still not good though cause i dont want my mom to think im gross
>>3852171
Are you still trapped in the cycles of guilt /sug/?
>>3852187
>>3852063
just tried gelbooru and immediately assaulted by cum and vaginae and penises
the life of a person grossed out by nudity and cum is a hard one
>>3852176
Probably just asexual mate.
and i'm done
>>3852202
>>3852046
>watching gf masturbate over skype
>mom walks in
>"ARE YOU WATCHING PORN??"
>she didn't realize it was my gf
Orangekisses stuff is great in all the right places
>>3852210
That's the problem though, still find women attractive but not in a sexual way. Like porn and sexual imagery don't really do anything for me, I'd rather see them in elaborate clothing more than anything. Feels weird man.
>>3852255
not faces
>>3852186
It is just a pin up man, don't worry. AT least it wasn't monsterus girl porn or something hard to explain
>>3852243
I would never ask that. What would y'all do if you caught your son jerkin it?
>>3852194
I see, in my case it's the opposite direction.
>>3852209
you need negative arguments
try
inflation -cum -nude -vaginal -rape -anus -clitoris -censored
if you find an offending pic, open it in a new tab, isolate the tag, add it to your shitlist
>>3851684
What have I done
>>3852260
>That's the problem though
Why is that a problem? Living in a over-sexualized society IS the problem m8.
It's not weird, you're not weird (and, yes, I'm the same).
>>3852298
You've mated for life.
>>3852260
Maybe you appreciate female figures aesthetically without actually feeling sexual attraction?
>>3852284
Why couldn't it be a succubus instead of an incubus
>inb4 succubus(male)
>>3852306
I guess more of a problem in terms of how to define it, I don't see it as a problem itself. Nice to know that there are others like that though.
>>3852186
no sexually educated mother would be disgusted at her son jerking it.
She'd not be PLEASED to witness it, but she wouldn't think less of you
>>3852298
I don' know man, I think he sounds nice. And if you are who I think you are it may not be the worst of ideas
>>3852340
gosh I remember a short one with a literal male succubus. Fuck, I read it a month ago I think
>>3852284
>tfw the negative arguments work
i love you
can we be friends
>>3852323
Could be, that sounds a lot closer. I think that things like voice, dress, hairstyles, personality and various other things are way more appealing than just the body itself.
>>3852277
The problem here is that girls arent supposed to look at titties
>>3852405
There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's current year.
>>3852405
Says who?
>>3852405
Oh, it is that kind of house. Do you need an excuse or something?
>>3852383
sure buddy. always glad to help a fellow perv.
If you want we can chat whenever you want.
>>3852380
>literal male succubus
literally how
>>3852389
You don't need to struggle trying to find a label for yourself anyway. You have your preferences and you feel the things you do, it doesn't matter in the long run. Just do what you feel is right.
>>3852457
Succubus and incubus refer to the gender they prey on, not their gender. A succubus preys on males so it wouldn't matter if they were a male, they would still be a succubus.
>>3852405
Being a bi is great, it's always a win-win situation
>>3852447
Sounds great
do you have a discord?
>>3852422
Tell that to my moms face
>>3852474
I suppose you're probably right, although it's pretty irritating to talk about with friends/family. I guess it's not so bad though.
>>3852499
Anon are you ashamed of your sexuality?
>>3852499
Oh, you live in one of those households. Hope the situation gets better.
>>3852405
>>3852499
UGH. It's the kind of household with "values"?
>>3852457
management in hell decided to assign him as a succubus instead, that's how the story starts. As he tries to explain the secretary that he's a boy she just says something along the lines of "I don't care, here's your first job"
>>3852492
nope, only steam. however I can look into discord. a lot of you fags seem to be there.
>>3852557
alrighty what's your steam?
mine is Supas, should be real easy to find
>>3852500
Don't worry, there's lots of people who feel the same way in terms of struggling to find a label for themselves. Loads of people will never be able to truly fit the narrow criteria of labels as sexuality is more complex than whether you like men or women. Your friends and family should be accepting of whatever you do, without prying for specific details that you yourself aren't sure of.
>>3852499
If you're mom can't respect who you are as a person, cut her off. Just because you came out her vagina doesn't mean you have to respect her, especially if she's not respecting you. You decide who your family is, arbitrary blood relations don't matter. You don't need that shit man, get her toxic ass out of your life.
>>3852569
Aw shucks, thanks anon. Maybe someday one of my friends will stop prodding me about the tits v ass argument.
>>3852518
Shes not actually against this stuff much but im really insecure about her knowing about it for some nonsensical reason
Im that kind of asshole who just cant open up about anything
>>3852475
I know wikipedia isn't the best place to get info, but from what I've read there a succubus has a female form and an incubus has a male form.
It also says that they can change forms, so a succubus could transform into an incubus and viceversa, and that incubi can be bisexual.
But it seems that to be called a succubus it must have a female form, or else it's an incubus.
>>3852622
That's fine, there are some things you don't want to share with certain people. And for you it is your general sexuality with your mother. She may not bring it up, and you will feel silly for getting stressed over what ifs and maybes.
>>3852601
>>3852595
>>3852519
Thank you
Here's a Jasper in thanks
>>3852568
odd, can't find you. and steam gives me 6,807 hits
what's your steamid? as in the part your steamcommunity url ends in
>>3852557
>ugh
Anon no
>>3852479
Bisexual master race
>>3852622
I understand that, I'm bisexual but I haven't "come out" to my family solely because I am just a very private person, they're completely pro-gay rights. I hate people knowing much about me or my life because I have trust issues, so I really don't want people to know what I get off to unless I'm already fucking them.
>>3852672
No need to thank me, we're all in this together.
>>3852679
?
What's with all the fags here?
>>3852711
You don't know?
How can you not know?
>>3852734
Really, anon? Really?
>>3852734
I don't know why are you here?
>>3852734
>/sug/
>>3852734
What? Don't tell you're straight?
post redeemed jasper
>>3852739
maybe I know and am just not getting it right now
But you really lost me
>>3852734
Everybody in this general is gay, even if you're not
>>3852734
This show attracts fags like flies to shit.
You just gotta cope with it.
>>3852704
>>3852662
I think she already kinda knows anyway, she keeps doing this thing where she'll relate something to lesbians without it being at all relevant. For example, I'll say 'yeah ill wear a suit jacket tomorrow' and she'll say something like 'oh yeah, one of my friends, who is a lesbian!!! also wears suit jackets' and its really strange
Either way i dont plan to come out, she'll just find out one day I guess
>>3852792
kek
>>3852773
Ok, I'm gonna explain it to you
SJWs and tumblerinas say "UGH" a lot
Using "UGH" when talking about that kind of thing makes you sound like one.
>>3852772
>>3852820
.....
......................
I fucking hate tumblr at times.
I've seen tumblrites use it but would have never even considered making that association
>>3852698
Went diving for this, got bored halfway through
Found this tho
So there was this SU panel at Supercon about an hour or 2 ago. Any chance we'll be able to see it by tomorrow or soon?
>>3852870
This too
>>3852866
Everybody makes mistakes, just try to remember it and everything will be fine.
>>3852820
Anon I hate to break it to you but you saying the words 'SJW' and 'Tumblerina' is much more embarassing than anything using 'UGH'.
>>3852673
fuck it i'll just link you to it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Supas/
>>3852902
Ugh, SJW tumblrina spotted
what the absolute fuck
danbooru only allows two tags including negative argument things what is this shit
>>3852902
I don't see how.
I'm just trying to explain something to him, I must words like that to make him understand.
>>3852927
You did it. You played me. You win
>>3852910
>"frequent 4chan user"
>4chan steam group
>1000+ hrs in tf2
Embarrassing
>>3852956
>tfw I have over 4000 hours in gmod and 1000 hours in tf2 is considered embarrassing
>>3852910
>he deleted the "frequent 4chan user" and left the 4chan group
HOLY SHIT
>>3852910
sent. also...
how the fuck could steam NOT find you, that fuckign search function
>>3853007
>>3852998
>>3852981
>>3852956
guys, be nice.
>>3852956
>>3852981
>>3852998
>1000+ hours
man, I miss old tf2g now
>>3852956
>not having 1000+ hours in tf2
>>3852998
gmod is good shit, nothing wrong with that. I honestly have no idea why I play it but I can't stop.
>>3853024
>tfw 4000+ hours
>>3852814
Maybe she is hinting at that she is okay with you being a lesbian, but doesn't want to just come out and say it. Maybe you are both just circling the issue
>>3852792
So shit attracts both flies and fags?
GUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE1!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!! Y DOO YEW H8 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????!!11!?!!?!?!?!111/!!!!1?!1!?!!?!?!!?!!?!!!!1111/1!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!???
>>3853076
Maybe I didn't write that correctly
>>3853105
No, he's just an idiot.
>>3853078
I don't hate you.
>>3853057
Damn it Anon you're tempting me to make a really obvious joke
>>3853078
I love you Kim
>>3853119
Wait, I think I got it
He's calling the show shit right
>>3853078
You are agreeable.
>>3853078
Hello Kim, who is best gem?
>>3853136
I don't really see how you could make an obvious joke
So do it
>>3853078
ily
>>3851684
yfw you'll never have your own pearl
>>3853200
Feels bad, man. I just want a subservient thing I can make do all of the boring tasks around my house.
>>3853191
>niggerpis
No
>>3853200
Just buy one on amazon
You can even buy them by the necklace if you want more than one
>>3853142
so THAT'S kim. god I'm slow. I'm tempted to call him temmie instead though.
>>3853156
>wanting to stop people from being faggots
but then the thread would be empty
>>3853200
I'd like a Pearl but I'm pretty sure I'd like the right girl better.
>>3853223
Like your mom?
>>3853223
And fuck
Right?
>>3853250
Yeah, but somebody actually alive and who I can occasionally fug as well
>>3853248
I wanted using faggot in that way, but that's pretty good.
Good job
>>3853263
Of course
>>3853263
Yes of course
>>3853224
>cracker lapis
>>3853263
Well of course
>>3853270
>>3853295
>>3853299
>>3853314
the amount of "your mom" joke potential is off the charts
>>3849933
>>3853340
Yeah, but that's some really low hanging fruit. You're better than that, aren't you?
Can you check these?
so are we all in agreement that the pearl x ruby fusion would be sard and that the pearl x sapphire fusion would be onyx?
>>3853365
Well no but I'm bad at making jokes so I'll pretend like I am better than that.
or check these?
>>3853382
That sounds like it could work, I don't see why not. I'm hoping that "Know Your Fusion" experiments around with some new fusion combinations.
>>3853248
MR ANOONYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IM NUT A BOI IMMA GRILL!!!!!!11111!!!!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!! AND WHOO DAFUQ IZ TEMMIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/11/1/1!!?!?1/!!11/!?!!?!?!?!??!
>>3853365
I try.
Sometimes I fail
I like failing occasionally
>Greg, Jasper, Steven fusion
Oh my fucking god this is so awesome in so many levels I die
>>3853458
When is she coming back /sug/?
>>3853442
>MAD shout-out.
Really? What was it?
>>3853440
why do i never see you on the discord anymore kim?
>>3853440
temmie is an undertale character that sounds like you.
>>3853505
I honestly never looked it up
>>3853365
UR MOM IS BETTER THAN THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What would you do with a Pearl of your own?
>>3853562
Make her play video games and watch movies with me. Basically a live in friend
>>3853527
BECUZ MEENIE ROKIT MDAE MEH SATY IN TEH BABIEE CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1111!!!1!!!!!11111111!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!1!
>>3853562
first make her fit for human society
then take her as a companion.
I'd try my best to make her an independent individual
>>3853540
OHOHOHOO SO DATS Y DEY CAL MEH TEMMEH1!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1111!!!
>>3853562
I don't know.
Horrible things.
But then I would feel bad.
It's strange.
>>3853562
Lock her in a cage, pierce her clitoris and chain her by it, rape her every night until she is completely submissive and broken. She can't shapeshift so she won't be able to escape, and eventually she will do whatever I say when I say it no matter what it is.
>>3853562
Lock her away in complete isolation for a year to break her spirit and then begin molding her up into the perfect servant.
>>3853562
Marry her and get the best housewife ever.
>>3853562
Probably fuck it up by treating her both as a slave and as an equal, thus giving her ideas above her station at the same time she feels I'm taking advantage of her.
I'm not very good at being a slave owner is what I'm saying, still I'd be balls deep right up until the night of the revolution probably.
>>3853562
Reinact Teaching Feeling
>>3853665
>tfw you had no option to make her a fully independent individual.
>>3853661
>You will never lord over 40 Pearls in an acrology
>You will never select one to be your second, and have her discipline disobedience.
You will never give her a Pearl of her own, to mold as she sees fit as reward for her service
>>3846937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MisLXxaagnM
>>3853701
>Having a Pearl be the master to another Pearl
What would Homeworld think?
>>3853579
Could you stop that?
What would you do with a Peridot of your own?
>>3853697
She would have fucked it up.
Better to let her stay that way
>>3853737
Giant Robots
>>3853737
I would rape her
SU episode where a gem gains weight when?
>>3853764
>>3853777
It's not like she has a choice
>>3853723
SHTAP WAHT MR ANOONYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP??!?!!??!!/11/1/1!?!?!!?!?!?1/!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>3853737
Experiment what it takes to poof a peridot.
>>3853741
maybe you're right
>>3853737
Marry her and get the best wife possible
>>3853839
Stab her with a stick
ez pz
>>3853835
How do I ensure that I never see one of your posts ever again?
>tfw no militia of rubies to follow you around wherever you go
>tfw they will never fight for who gets to cuddle the closest to you at night
>tfw they will never all crowd around in your shower washing you and each other
Why is life so unfair
>>3853886
I just want to have an alien wife, it saddens me that it will never happen.
>>3853881
WIAT WAI DOODOO YEW H8 MEH MR ANOOOONYPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!?!?!?!?!?!?!11111?!!?!?1?!11111////!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>3853886
>Not wanting to come home to your 5 Peridot daughters
>>3853881
you could probably filter the phrase !!?!
>>3853900
I love you Kim. I've loved you ever since you blessed us with you poetic words. I want you to be the one I spend the rest of my life with.
>>3853886
FUCK
>>3853913
First of all
>not calling them Peridaughters
Secondly
>tfw they will never jump on you the second you walk in the door
>tfw they will never tell you what they did that day while you relax on the couch
>tfw you will never kiss each one of them on the forehead as they drift off to sleep
>>3853914
Thank you. You are a life saver.
>>3853914
WITNESS THE POWER OF MY STAND,「The Temmie」
>>3853949
Just end my life
There is no point
>>3853505
The last episode of mad they talked about first promo of SU the wet bagel one. I think it was a Star Wars sketch.
The characters were saying looking forward to SU and stuff
>>3853949
>You will never open the door to your house to an exited chorus of "Daddys home!"
>>3853970
that's what I'm here for, anon
>>3853886
>Not wanting a Sapphire who can help you cheat the fuck out of the lottery *and* who knows exactly what you like/want hours if not days before you think of it.
Don't even pretend waking up to a cuddling blow-job the day a few hours before you wake up in the middle of the night, feeling like the smallest doll in a matryoshka set wouldn't be wonderful.
If Steven can fuse with humans, so can Steven fuse with a human and a gem in the same time ? Gems never get old, so the human fused with Steven never will get old too ?
>>3854184
>wanting a cyclops freak
>probably has a flat ass
>vagina and asshole are probably frozen and impossible to penetrate
>can predict everything you'll do and knows when to skip on sex
No thanks, I'll take my army of Rubies
>>3854249
>Thinking way too negatively
No wonder you'll never get Rubies.
>>3854287
Rubies are dumb fucks. They won't care if you think negatively, they just care if you love them.
>>3854249
You should let it go anon
>the guy who drew Lapis getting gangraped by blacks had his Tumblr shut down
>>3854373
what the fuck??????????????????????
what's his tumblr?
>>3854373
Good
>>3853562
whatever the fuck she wanted because I'm pretty sure even the weakest gem could kill my skeletal ass
and you know, kinda fucked to impose my will on another being
>>3854322
>nubby thinks blowjob is aggressively give gentle kisses on yo dick
>a-am I going alright anon?
>accidentally succ the tip for a sec, her expression changed as if s lightbulb turned on.
>she just kisses more lewdy and licks
>>3854420
>kinda fucked to impose my will on another being
Pearl are born to be slaves
It's their nature
>>3849122
this was actually really entertaining. He actually put in a lot of thought with his criticism and I understood the references.
>>3854373
I'm not even a little upset.
>>3854373
Nice
>>3854481
I want to smooch gem butt
>>3854373
Luckily I have the album saved
>>3854584
Still no sympathy for coal burning scum.
>>3854584
I'll care when it's someone who doesn't draw generic "little girl can't handle BBC" porn.
>>3854249
>Not wanting to cumblast that one big eyeball
>Not enjoying petite, delicate women
>Rubies are fire-cunts anyway, your dick'd be a roast sausage after the first few thrusts
>Aware of all your filthy desires and probably realizes from her future vision that there are way more fucked up people in the world, so she's happy to indulge them.
Besides, bitches in classy skirts are filthy hot.
>>3854624
Plus he is being extremely negative so Sapphire would be much better with someone who isn't a negative nancy.
>>3854618
Happened to Iseenudepeople and Amethbeef
>>3854678
And I cared when it happened to them.
>>3854678
And Gara, did any of them get their tumblrs back?
>playing Deus Ex because it's been in my backlog for ages
>do castle clinton mission
>get back to HQ and talk to resupply guy
>"wow I killed so many guys it was great!!"
>I barely killed anyone and stealth'd passed most of them
>resupply guy goes "fuck you for focusing on killing guys, I'm not giving you ammo eat shit."
>mfw
Even then I wouldn't have had to kill the few guys that I did if the fucking nonlethal weapons were worth anything at all. It makes me wonder if it counted the NSF that got murdered by my allied NPCs
/blogpost because I have nowhere else to talk about this
>>3854737
Ameth made a new account, I think. The other all lost their accounts and I'm not sure if they made new ones.
>>3854744
I got through the first mission and realized the stun gun has a limited range
Then I stopped playing. The game should have played like Metal Gear
>>3854770
Iseenude posts on their patreon and twitter right now, Gara has hit Patreon, deviantart and pixiv
>>3854798
What's Icy's twitter?
>>3854481
i looked at the butt
oh, I just checked iseenudepeople's Patreon, there's new stuff: "Recently my tumblr was terminated by the staff, due to false claims. It had all of my content that I'd built up in 3 years on it. I'm working on getting it back, but for now Patreon is going to be one of the main places my art will go."
>tumblr was terminated by the staff
>due to false claims
FFS why that keep on happening?
>>3854781
the tranq gun takes like a solid minute after you hit them to actually knock them out. And it makes them run around and alert other guards. And aiming anything requires you to stand still for like 15 seconds while your aim lines up.
I know this game is considered a classic but mother fuck it's got a lot of annoying shit.
>>3854823
People whining about drawings
>>3854812
https://twitter.com/iseenudepeople
>>3854744
That happens a lot
The game is really fun, but I just go guns blazing instead of using stealth though, until I get the dragon tooth sword that is
>>3849122
I got to 15 mins and couldn't subject myself to that trash anymore. The nigga is unable to make a distinction between behavior and body.
>>3854824
I meant more third person sneaking
>>3854824
Hit them in the head, that should knock them out instantly
I think
>>3854823
They lost all of their professional art as well
>>3854911
Yeah a tranc to the head drops them without alerts
>>3849122
I think he skipped over background art and BGM.
I got a little worried when he started criticizing the VAs, but he didn't mention any of my favorites, so whatever.
Who is Steven gonna kill with that pizza cutter?
>>3854917
Aren't they keeping saved copies of their art? If they're not they should. If you're uploading any kind of media to the internet professionally you should have backups
>>3854992
Himself
>>3854992
A pizza probably
>>3854992
Pizza Steve
>>3854608
Could you share, please?
>>3849122
A minute and 20 seconds is all I could make desu
he would've caught more fish if he wasn't making it obvious as fuck and didn't make it 30 fucking minutes
>>3855132
oh god don't
>>3854992
He uses that on gem monster to get more ammo.
>>3854871
Yea I think I dropped stealth for the next mission. Found a flamethrower and that's making my life a lot easier, will try the dragon tooth sword too
>be me
>wanna watch SU legally
> Go to CNVideo
>Choose your Cable provider
>look for Time Warner Cable
>TWC not listed
>go to Cartoonetwork wiki
>CN is owned by Time Warner
>me piss
Am I missing something?
It's like if Coke owned a restaurant but only served Pepsi.
Any Anons know anything about this?
>>3855240
Dragon tooth sword is very good for stealth kills and to kill enemies at close range
Pretty much one of the most powerful weapons in the game
>>3855248
Just watch it illegally
>>3855248
There is literally no point in watching it legally, your views don't contribute anything unless you have a special cable box. Just go to kisscartoon or some website like that (there's probably better ones) and watch it there, watch out for viruses though.
>>3855248
I appreciate that you're trying to do the right thing but just download the episodes from the mega. You're not doing anything morally wrong because you were denied legal means.
>>3855341
How do I get this special cable box
Also there's no way they count for NOTHING since they obviously count viewer numbers. Like all those views for the newest GoT couldn't be just from people with special boxes.
>>3853562
love her
>>3855435
Seconding that motion
tell me a post-redemption Jasper episode
or d i e
>>3855435
But would she love you?
>>3855475
>Tiger Philanthropist
Amy introduces Jasper to the joys of wrestling
>>3855431
You have to be chosen to participate, I think you get cash monthly for participating.
The way the views are counted, if I understand correctly, is that a few people on your block have this box. Whatever shows they watch counts towards the view count for that show, and that includes everybody living on your block. So if a few people on your block watch a spongebob episode one day, you're all counted as watching that episode.
The system is absolutely retarded in my opinion, but I probably didn't the fact completely right.
>>3855475
I wanted to die anyway
>base gems voiced by filipinas
pearl, lapis, peridot, rubies
>voiced by others
amethyst, rose, sapphire, jasper
>base gems with DSL
amethyst, rose, sapphire, jasper
>without DSL
pearl, lapis, peridot, rubies
>>3855563
>DSL
?????
Are we playing Quake?
>>3855248
another way to support SU is by purchasing merchandise from the CN store.
http://www.cartoonnetworkshop.com/category/cnshop_brands/steven+universe+st_cnshop.do
If you're in EU or Australia, then there's a full season 1 edition box set available in your region.
https://www.madman.com.au/catalogue/view/35879/steven-universe-season-1-bluray
I am too pure for this world, /sug/. Why do people hurt others?
>>3855610
To get what they want
Or for enjoyment
>>3855610
It's going to be okay. The same people who hurt also love.
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/146825466299/sdcc-2016-kaboom-exclusives
You can't tell me Zuke isn't fucking Tang now
>>3855610
I don't know anon, people are strange. I wish that everybody would get along, or at least try.
>>3855590
>no Jasper merch
>no Professional Beach Hunk T-shirt
Disgusting
I want to walk around with my vaguely in-shape body and wear an ironic tee goddamnit
>>3855644
Why would you want t e lved by someone who hurts others
>>3855677
Because that's the human condition. We love and hate hand in hand. We have to accept that we hate, it's only natural. The key is moderating and limiting our hate. Hopefully we can learn to love more instead. Love you man, it's going to turn out alright in the end.
>>3855740
I thought the human condition was recognizing your own mortality and self
>>3855740
You use that word too much
I don't like that
>>3855583
Dick succ lips but we can if you want.
>>3855816
>mortality
>morality
Tell me your favorite ship
or d i e
>>3855777
>god likes quake
you heard it here folks
>>3852601
What a cancerous mindset. First off respect is earned. It's not handed out and you're not entitled to it.
Second, just because disagrees or disapproves of you doesn't mean that they are the ones who have the problem. And your reaction is especially troubling. "My mom doesn't like me, so I'm cutting the bitch off". You encourage people to demand respect instead of earning it, to be deaf to criticism, and to estrange kin because they don't cater to your own beliefs.
You are a terrible, terrible person and likely a priviledged "victim". I hope you get over yourself one day. Preferably before you make too much damage.
>>3855835
I wanted to die anyway
>>3855832
I made a critical error, oh well. But I still suppose that you want to love before you die. Love is a meaning to living.
Which combination of the following gems would make the best tigers eye?
Steven
Jasper
Eyeball
Lion
Pearl love is pure.
>>3855881
Well that's subjective, some people think life has meaning, others do not
To me it's all bullshit and I couldn't care less
>>3855896
of those, steven and jasper, since he's tiger millionaire and she has tiger stripes, the orange color of a tiger, a huge mane (technically lion related but w/e), piercing eyes, etc. but amethyst and jasper makes more sense for tiger's eye.
When are we getting a video promo /sug/
>>3855925
Thus why I said a meaning not the meaning. Life is exercise of interpretation. To interpret meaning where there is no objective meaning.
>>3855913
>steven w leg hair
isn't he physically like 8 years old?
>>3855850
Did you even read the thread of replies? Anon was replying to another anon who's mom dissaproved of them being gay. In some ways respect should be earned but you don't need to "earn" respect for something that is physically a part of your being. That's like telling somebody they need to earn respect for being black or having blue eyes.
Generally speaking I've never met a sane person with corn silk for hair
>>3855979
He grew some facial hair, it's possible he has a bit of leg hair.
>>3855977
Well, if you say so
I really don't care about life having meaning or not, I'm not gonna waste my time trying to find one.
>>3855944
>Dub checking post gets dubs
nice
>>3855952
anon:
>Steven is tiger millionire
>jasper is tiger-striped
>Eyeball has a gemstone for her eye, and a tigers eye including her would have a tigers eye for an eye
>Lion is literally a huge cat and presumably so will his fusion
...
>Amethyst's wrestler persona is the purple PUMA (not tiger)
>>3855982
Yiu have to earn respect for being black though
>>3856037
It's good to know you're imagining Sisyphus happy. Keep pushing that rock.
>>3856093
I'm realy dumb
What does sisyphus have to do with this
>>3856160
something something doesn't question if his existence is just to push a rock all day something something sheep
>>3856187
I still don't get it but alright
>>3856160
Sorry, it's a philosophical reference. It's a metaphor proposed by Albert Camus. Sisyphus pushing the rock up the hill over and over is an analogy for the struggle to find the meaning in life where there ultimately isn't.
See The Myth of Sisyphus for further reading.
>>3856230
I thought it was a metaphor for how pointless everything you do is
thread aint even at page 10
no one is here anyways.
fuck it no one is gunna read this shit anyways.
well here we go.
I like garnet but I think she should unfuse.
Pearl is a bad person.
Steven is kinda annoying
Grag is best everything
All fusions are kinda shit compared to opal.
I hope Jasper get corrupted.
Yellow diamond shouldn't become stevens friends.
YD should die in the end.
that shit would be dark as fuck.
Whats up with the blue pearl love? I dont get it
the Illuminati sucks cocks
ed edd n eddy should come back
>>3856230
But
I still don't understand
I'm not trying to find meaning, I already said that
Why did you reply to me with that
I'm not struggling
Is there something that I'm still not getting
>>3855341
>There is literally no point in watching it legally, your views don't contribute anything unless you have a special cable box
That likely doesn't apply to watching it online, since it's far easier to track more precise statistics in that manner
>>3855431
>Also there's no way they count for NOTHING since they obviously count viewer numbers. Like all those views for the newest GoT couldn't be just from people with special boxes.
Statistics bro. It's how they have an idea of how much support there is for each candidate even though no one ever asked you
>>3856347
you forgot lapis is shit and peridot is annoying
>>3856347
I hope you kill yourself
>>3856351
You've already figured out life has no meaning and are content with the fact. That's what I was praising.
>>3855982
Yes, I read the whole thing.
>you don't need to "earn" respect for something that is physically a part of your being
You shouldn't expect respect for it either, especially when others have it too. We all have sexual preferences.
The anon I quoted said that the parent has an obligation to respect her child, while the child doesn't. First he said "If you're mom can't respect who you are as a person, cut her off" meaning "you deserve respect from your mom just because you are her child".
Followed by "Just because you came out her vagina doesn't mean you have to respect her, especially if she's not respecting you". In other words "you're not obligated to respect your mother for being your mother. Even more so if she doesn't respect you".
This is a self entitled, contradicting reasoning.
Plus, parents are the ones who raise you. Of course they deserve to have a say on whether they approve of you or not. They put love, time and money into raising you. And it's not excess love, time and money. They forewent things to raise you. They put their health and life in danger to give birth to you (at least the mothers. And the fathers working in dangerous professions). They are the ones who deserve respect.
Or see it like this. Let's say you're into pot and your mother disapproves of you. Does that mean you should cut her off?
>>3856445
I still don't understand how your reply was praising me but since it seems impossible for me to understand I'll just stop
I
I must
I must kill
I must kill death
>>3856446
What if instead of being into pot I was in a pot
So I've got a question.
If Steven was a Fire Emblem unit, what would his class be?
>>3856707
I have never played Fire Emblem
>>3856707
whichever is the shittiest
>>3856666
Damn, Kenny. I guess she'd tell you that she told you you shouldn't had gone an' watched that "Asses of Fire" canadian movie. Now you're in a pot in hell. Hell isn't good, hell isn't good, heeeeell...
>>3855841
I prefer doom but quake is good.
>>3855835
ponnie