ERP thread: GWAR edition! Drink from the Jagermonsta and from

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>First for big scary monsters.

Shit edition

>>3732405
Fuck you!

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>>3732388
>doesn't erp themselves
Silly Kurisu

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>>3732147
>This man was such a push over, by now most of her clients would have pushed her face down in the matt and taken her like the slut she was. This man however hadn't done that yet, her morning exercise going swimmingly, the amazon dealing with is weight perfectly.
5... 6... 7... 8...

>>3732155
>Wii would move into the last part, going at a speed he simply couldn't keep up with, she'd look him straight in the eyes.
Please cum and give me a child, Anon! Fill my womb and make me the happiest woman in the world! Then fuck me some more when I'm pregnant!

>>3732252
(Thanks for the work out, it was a lot of fun!)

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>>3732412
Don't tell me how to do my job.

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>>3732412
You know not of what you speak.

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>>3732343
>She too addled by the relaxing pool to give much of a care of his nervousness. She ushers him in with a wave of her hand before it collapses back down in utter bliss under the water.
Ahhh~

>>3732361
It's always interesting to see a shake up. It's definitely happening to our Republican party, that's for sure. The Democrat party had a minor breeze blow through but I don't think it'll unseat any major power.
Hope everything goes well though!

>>3732422
I want to workout with that trainer!

>>3732422
>he pushed in deeper, pumping every last drop of cum into her womb
t-that was great, so... now we get to have a wonderful baby, huh?

>>3732411
no u

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>>3732288 (Reposting for the new thread)
I just meant another dance, that's all. Some other time, today is relaxing day for Miku-Miku!
>She squeaked in response, also not unlike a stuffed toy, and jabs her boat friend's big bouncy torpedo tit harder
Last I checked you didn't have a multitude of penises and only made me "submit" once!

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(I've decided who else I can ava. I was Thinking maybe Tsunade?)

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>>3732493
(There is a pretty distinct lack of naruto fems around here, not a bad choice)

>>3732493
I think someone was building a folder of her

>>3732466
>I swallow hard at your insistence, removing the towel to place it upon a nearby chair, my stretched briefs apparent as I silently thank that your eyes remain shut in comfort. I lower myself into the pool, face red as the warm water surrounds my body, relaxing my tension.
A-Ah...it's h-hot...~

Odds erp
Evens lurk

>>3732422
>His strangth would soon run out. Only a precise application of technique could save him before the woman would simply finish him off. He pulled himself out and leapt to hear back, wrapping his legs around her hips. He grabbed one of her hands by the wrist and rolled over to that side. He know had control and his hands could do as he pleased, fondling one of her sweaty breasts and plunging into the pussy that had almost beaten him.

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>>3732466
Labour's big party line about brexit was that we absolutely must not leave the EU
But the leader of the party absolutely hates the European Union and basically went with the party line against what he actually believed.

And for betraying his principles for the good of the party they turn around and plan a coup against him, so he fires the one leading it and 7 more resign so at the moment we're missing shadow cabinet members.

It's delightful chaos and I wish our next general election was soon instead of 4 years away - but with britbong politics they can get rescheduled sooner.

>>3732388
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little GWAR thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Jagermonsta, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, Kenny will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with Kenny. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a Jagermonsta. Just imagine this. She befriended you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic GWARfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>3732566

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>>3732518
(Really? Hrm. I wonder if I could by chance "steal" that folder from them?)

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>>3732566
>but it's ok, Kenny will clean it up in the morning
> all you say is "WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!"

I am laughing my ass off.

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>>3732510
(I had noticed that. There does seem to be a very distinct lack of Naruto females.)

>>3732588
Why not go for another Naruto hottie?
I'd love an Ino or Temari

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Somebody should RP Justin Trudeau and just intentionally get cucked over and over.

Also RP shit being on fire while preaching about feminism.

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>The Yokai Casanono inspirits the thread.
>The thread is suddenly flooded with the feeling that maybe you should take a break. It is Monday tomorrow after all. Don't you have things that need to get done?

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>>3732603
(Ooo... Ino. No doubt.)

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>>3732609
Why? BECAUSE IT'S 2016 PLEASE BUY MY TEESHIRT OUR ECONOMY'S IN THE TRASH ST-STOP GAMER GATE

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>>3732473
I have an open slot tomorrow, afraid I'm done with sessions today!

>>3732481
>She looks back with him with a fulfilled smile on her face, her insides filled.
Of course Anon, I love you!

>>3732551
Eight press-ups before they give in, that's a new record!
>Many hours later, every part of her body was filled with cum, her throat had been fucked by his monster dick, her ass destroyed and her cunt ravaged. She lay there, a dripping mess.
T-thank you all for cumming lots today!

(Sorry for the abrupt end Anon, but I had a lot of fun today! We should play against tomorrow!)

>>3732609
Better yet, someone should do Mulcair and just be incredibly incompetent or Harper and sell the thread to HG so he can say he's fixing the slow thread problem

>>3732634
(Seriously?! That'd be amazing!)

>>3732648
Alright I'll workout tomorrow then! It'll be pretty intense so get some stretches in!

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>>3732487
Oh! Another dance? Well, I maybe wouldn't mind. You deserve such a good day off though!
>Iowa continues to repeat the same process, shoving her finger into that small mound.
Oh, that certainly does make it different though...sounds enjoyable! And hey, once is enough to say I've done it before.

>>3732536
Yeah...the hot will sink in soon though. Just gotta stand it and take it into your body. You'll come out refreshed and ready to go.
>Her head cranes up to look over towards him. She brings him in closer with a wrap of her long arm around his shoulder, rubbing up and down in a slow manner.
Ahhh...feel it yet?

>>3732559
Hah, sounds very enjoyable. From what I understand though, there is no guarantee for the MPs to actually vote for it though, right? Couldn't they technically 'deliberate' on it for an extended period of time?

Nothing funnier than party turmoil though! I wonder if there will be a new party springing up. Maybe UKIP will make some grounds too since this was their pet project.

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>>3732639
LEGALISE FEMINIST WEED.
>oh wait other countries won't let me
SELL ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING GOLD!

>>3732649
>Somebody RP Merkel
>Everyone either gets raped, beheaded or thrown off buildings.

>>3732648
(Aww, I could have transitioned from that roll into a mating press or any number of lewd and non-lewd things. Had fun though and worked up a hell of a sweat in my warm room.)

>>3732623
what if im already taking a break

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>>3732681
The UK getting independance from the EU is the entire reason UKIP existed, many of them said that if Brexit won they had no job anymore.

UKIP will disolve most likely, or become the Lynch the darkies party for all the people that joined fo rthe wrong reasons.

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>>3732703
>Casanono gains power from the only mostly satisfying session!

>>3732709
Uhh... M-mission accomplished?

>>3732681
>I whimper softly as you pull me in close, my hands atop my raging arousal as I squirm in the warm water, your soft thigh pressed against mine. My eyes dart to the top of your now-soaked towel, swearing that I can see the very tip of your areolas as I purse my lips, quickly looking downwards.
Y-yeah...uh, it f-feels good...relaxing...~

>>3732648
>he moves beside her, rubbing her soon to be pregnant belly
she'll probably be as fit and sexy as you~

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>>3732683
(Wohoa there, I did not come here expecting to change my opinion of Merkel so suddenly. Where do I sign up?)

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>>3732759
Just wave around a placard saying "Refugees welcome" and enjoy the DIVERSITY of sharia law.

>>3732683
>Everyone either gets raped, beheaded or thrown off buildings.

So i can't get beheaded while im raped, and thrown off a building?

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>>3732681
If you don't I'm going to get paid without you around~
>She lifted away from the poking, -finally ending it-, while whistling something like a whaler tune?
It was...enjoyable.
>Her cheeks burned redder than Iowa's one stocking as she admitted it
Not to say I don't enjoy every second I spend with you, too~

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>>3732785
If you're a gay man they'll try to rape the gay out of you and if it doesn't work kick you off the highest building they can find, collapse a building on top of you or set you on fire.

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>>3732821
>Collapse a building on top of you.
Impressive, bun bun.

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>>3732780
The plan for a new era of worldwide ryona love and a peaceful, understanding governed /erp/ has rapidly boiled down into inciting muslims to do muslim things to me.

Where did it all go so wrong and why can't the busy hours come faster?

>>3732723
if your mission is accomplished, does that make you happy?

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>>3732712
What a controversial party that would be! Guess these next few years should be definitely entertaining. We may have a President Trump too which is something nobody probably would've thought four years ago.

>>3732738
>She rubs his head against her shoulder as if trying to absorb him. The heat and rejuvenating waters was taking a toll on her mind, dulling it as slowly her woulds and bruises were being healed. Nearly numb to anything else around, she didn't keep enough force against her chest to hold to towel in place. It slowly drifted away leaving her completely exposed.

>>3732791
Wait...not getting paid without me? Huh?
>Iowa's confusion was obviously evident as her hand followed suit in ending, now scratching her temple. Her last sentence though causes a wide smile to form.
Ah! Of course! Well, I always enjoy my time, young idol!

>>3732857
i want to cum in you faster.

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>>3732857
Someone say my name?

>>3732887
(Would you like that to be in any particular character I play? Got a scenario that would get you really going anon? I normally start up a bit later in the evening so I'm all ears at the moment.

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>>3732848
I think it's something like "tie up the gay in the oldest building in the area and demolish it". Pretty creative to be honest, and wasn't it the ending of Welcome to the NHK's manga?

>>3732857
saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah
wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
fa baynaq tihamin yubidu tugha
wa kateem musawtim jamilun sadah

>>3732886
I find it hilarious that the bonkers leftists that believe in communism and shit don't realise that a country in the european union wouldn't be allowed to become communist as the EU is a capitalist entity that enforces laws and practices on all of it's member states and are really damn upset by Brexit.

>>3732886
>I sigh against your powerful touch as you push me against you, eyes closed as I finally grow calmer before the sensation of drifting wet fabric brushes by me. I open my eyes, nearly popping them out of my head as I behold your nude form, inches from my face as I nearly hyperventilate, my lips trembling.
Ahhh...e-errr...Mi-mi-miss...*gulp~*...!

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>>3732886
Oh! Good evening captain Iowa! I heard you were banned till past da' fourth of July!
>Scout perked up upon seeing his leader, embracing her in a hug.
Quite a surprise ta' see ya' this early!

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>>3732861
W-well, not really...?
I dunno, it's... It's complicated... When you pretty much d-drive people away from each other.
>Casanono fidgets.

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>>3732886
Remember? You told me I shouldn't get paid for my pole dances without you with me.
>She playfully pushed her shoulder against her and held on tight while sticking her tongue out up at her
...Young? You look pretty young yourself, you know!

>>3732968
(Not that anon but you said you like snuff right? How would you feel about being dismembered, fucked and killed?)

i wish luffy was dead

>>3733007
well, i can stay or go. whatever makes you happy.
>he gives a reassuring smile to Casanono.
that's my job after all. do you need a hug?

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>>3733022
>>3733034
Made me laugh.

>>3733034
same

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>>3732886
>>3733012
Dance?

>>3733044
And a Cuteryuu returns!

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Where can I host a /d/evient play by post erp?

f-list groups are dead
questionable content doesn't have private threads it seems
myth-weavers bans smut
google-docs and skype have their short comings

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>>3733034
I wish Nue would kill himself.

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>>3733059
Here and there, sorry for the silence baka. My sundays are always a mess of things built up over the week to take care of.

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(Just downloaded an entire imgur album of her. Thank god for R34 bot on reddit.)

>>3733101
>incoming Ino
God yesssss

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>>3733043
>Casanono's Unpopularity Aura flares again, drastically reducing the desire to hug him.
N-no, no, I'm good I think...

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>A wild leavanny appears!
>It shifts its hips, its abdomen twitching.
>A strong unfamiliar (or perhaps not?) scent hits you
>It doesn't appear to want to battle...
>What do, anon?

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>>3733090
>>3733034
You two! You two are RUDE!

>>3733113
>Throw pokeball

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>>3733113
>Rek'Sai chooses to inspect the creature by sniffing and licking its face.

>>3733098
The fun's in picking you out and teasing you though! Why would I wanna stop that?

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>>3733122
I was talking about myself.

Gas the Nues.

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>>3732979
Reminder that anarchists are protesting Brexit.
Anarchists.

>>3732988
>The tranquil waters drown out his voice. She is at complete peace as she begins the repairing process to her skin, left completely exposed to whatever desires he may have. Her enormous chest floats just at the edge, nipples halfway in between air and water.
Ahhh....feel....feel it soak in~

>>3733004
Good evening Scout~! I was just on a little weekend raid on an abyssal strike force, nothing much!
>She pats him on his head through his cap.
How's it going?

>>3733012
N-No, I don't remember that!
>Iowa thumps the side of her head as she tries to remember just what she might have been talking about.
H-Hey! I am young! Don't give me that 'look' stuff!

>>3733055
Where did you come from?!

(Time for food, be back soon~! Probably like a half hour-hour or so. Stomach rumbling!)

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>>3732963
>The masochistic one is named Ryona
Bravo, titty ninjas. I hope Senran Kagura goes on forever.

>>3733022
I'd say I fall way more on the emotional trauma and brutality side of it than on the torture porn side, but I always tell people they're free to do as they please when they ask for boundaries.

I was and still am going to try an opening with Protector tonight, one that really welcomes bad ends, so I would cordially invite you to participate~ Hate to make anyone wait but that demands a bit more attention than the quickie anon was looking for.

>>3733101
>r34 bot
Explain

>>3733159
Mnnngh...~
>It's too much for me to take as you thrust out your breasts, soakedand glistening as they tease against the edge of the water. With a nervous gulp I take your arm that cradles me, gently and stealthily placing your hand upon my aching bulge, watching your closed eyes with a worried expression.

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>>3733124
>They side scoot away from it, looking at you with intent.
>They don't seem interested in that

>>3733132
>Their antenna wiggle as the inspect the other too, a little wary of the unknown creature.

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>>3733159
(Fair enough; take care!)

>>3733110
>feminine huganon's positivity aura activates, counteracting Casanono's Unpopularity Aura and letting him stay determined.
are you sure? you look like you could use one. i don't mind at all.
>he extends his arms to Casanono with a polite smile, offering a hug.

>>3733184
Someone on reddit has made a bot that responds to the words "more rule34 of *insert character/series here*" and it will provide a link to an imgur album with nothing but r34 pics of that character(Should the album exist).

>>3733181
No problem, I only ask because I remembered a jinx saying she was into that stuff and I had an idea in mind. Thanks for clearing that up!

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>>3733269
That was almost certainly me, here's all I do.

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>>3733138
I... guess I can't fault you for that.

No wonder the hamburger and that fag succubus like you.

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>>3733159
(Enjoy the food~)
Hmm, it must have been my imagination then.
>She gave an idle shrug and leaned up to place a little kiss on her chin
Okay okay, I believe you!

>>3733055
Boy, you sure do appear out of nowhere huh, Aladdin?

This thread needs bolin

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>>3733232
>After slobbering over the strange and unpleasant tasting creature, Rek'Sai huffed and shook her head as if to get the taste out if her mouth. She nudged at the thing's hand with her muzzle as she took a few heavy steps closer.

>>3733086
Can anyone weigh in on this before it gets buried by image dumping?

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>>3733181
What do you want?

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>>3733159
People who pick a set of principles to describe theirselves and utterly fail to uphold them are embarrassing.

Also the EU is making moves to ban Kettles and Toasters now that the UK is leaving, they felt they couldn't with the brits part of it because we'd object over tea and toast being a major thing for us.

>>3733181
How many hours have you spent playing Violated Heroine and Ryona RPG? Oh and Akakubi Arena?

>>3733299
You know....you bring up a good point. Iowa's been teasing me ever since I slipped up and called her by name. Maybe I ought to call her BurgerBoat-61 instead.
>He tries not to giggle and fails.

>>3733299
That's succubus (male) to you, robofag.

>>3733086
You can go to discord and make your own private server.

>>3733086
Iwaku has a libertine board.

>>3733240
>Hesitantly, he does lean into the hug, still looking very awkward about this whole situation.
It's, uh, it's fine, but... If you insist...?

>>3733335
Was hoping for a site with a more accessible backlog than scrolling up. Honestly, I'd sooner use a Skype group than discord.

>>3733340
Let me check this out

>>3733313
>Pets the scary monster

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>>3733313
>They hesitantly pet her, slightly confused by the other creature. They look around, before looking back down at her, petting her on the head
>They seem a bit intimidated by her teeth

>>3733333
Quints dub Iowa as "BurgerBoat-61"

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Hey anons, Ino Yamanaka here.

Soooo? What's happening?

>>3733322
Got sauce?

>>3733333
Nice get

>>3733422
Checked

>>3733232
>Throws another pokeball

>>3733422
>>3733333
>(I fugged up and STILL got the get.

>>3733422
nice

>>3733333
>BurgerBoat-61
It's official

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>>3733113
>sleep status

>>3733437
TAKE IT OFF!

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>>3733440
source on what?
The toaster thing?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/eu-to-launch-kettle-and-toaster-crackdown-after-brexit-vote2/

>>3733455
>>3733422
Nicely done

>>3733464
>>3733383
(Sorry BB-61 <3)
Please do. A blonde ship needs more people teasing her.

>>3733341
>he carefully embraces Casanono and tries his best to make the hug as comforting as can be, without overstepping any boundaries.
i just thought a hug would make you feel better because you look kinda gloomy.
>he relents from the hug and gently holds Casanono by the shoulders, looking at him with a concerned expression.
don't force yourself if you don't want to do this. i'm sorry if you don't enjoy it... this is all i really know how to do...

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>>3733333
Quints confirm Burgerboat-61

>>3733334
Nah you're a fag succubutt

>>3733437
I want to lick Ino's feet!

>>3733437
My cock is extremely hard.

>>3733499
I can't stop laughing. I feel bad, but also incredibly accomplished.
>>3733334
Sup Pinky?

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>>3733376
>Rek'Sai pushes her muzzle into the petting for more. Her tail lightly patting the ground behind her as a low, rumbling purr resonated within her.
>>3733377
>Rek'Sai slammed her tail on the ground repeatedly as she received the petting from the new creature she met. She pulled her head away and sat upright with get large arms in front of her. She reached out with her clawed hand and carefully pat the creature on its head in return before she voiced her strange laughing imitation.

>>3733159
Hey Burgerboat 61, how are you?

>>3733367
I have literally never been there, I just try to host some standard roleplay on Iwaku from time to time and they're one of the few websites I can remember that do not expressly ban the lewd and even have a limited tolerance for it outside of its containment zones.

>>3733321
A peaceful world of love and caring, with the side benefit of the eroticism in fictional depictions of brutality being recognized in a more mainstream way. Sorry to have bothered you!

>>3733322
Not enough, honestly. The last doujin game I really put time into was that StudioS orc slave farm manager.

Anyway we're picking up around here so I'm going to go get shit done so I can start ERPing.

>>3733499
Whatever robofag.
>>3733531
I'm going to kick you so fuck hard in the balls.

>>3733422
Good job miss Isabelle~

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>>3733334
>succubus (male)
that's a folder I need to recover.

>>3733540
Last one I played was Thug Hero Party.

The story of the man who was cucked so hard he killed god

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>>3733481
Take what off?
>>3733504
That's... Nice? Of you to say anon.
>>3733519
>Ino goes slightly red, covering her face.
Too much information anon!

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>>3733454
>Squints at you and bats it away
>It crosses its arms. It has no intention of being captured at this time.

>>3733467
>And there they fall, asleep, flat on their face.

>>3733537
>They squeak loudly, still quite intimidated by her.
>They look at her confused. They hope she can be careful around her antennae.

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>>3733531
Now now, don't let the meme run too rampant. We all know how big a cuck I am by now, after all. Be nice to the cute boat.

>>3733567
Don't give me 'tude cutie you can suck my cock later.

>>3733582
You clothes!

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>>3733496
Nh. M-maybe I'd manage to feel a bit better if... I dunno, I managed to land a girlfriend or something...?
My brother usually... Lucks out better in that department.

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>>3733159
From the dungeon, you forgot to put food in there again.

>>3733302
I'm always around!
You just don't see me cause im so short.

>>3733582
You said that you wanted to know what is up.

>>3733591
I want to be mech anon's friend.

>>3733590
I do not give up easily.

>Throws poke ball

>>3733567
Hey, hey, at least it's something that doesn't call you out into the light when you don't wanna be.

>>3733591
Nah, nah. It's just that the best part is she just said she's out for a bit, and she's gonna come back to it that makes it so great.

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Wow, is this all this folder had?

>>3733591
Not gonna happen, fag.
>>3733642
Yeah, but it's a horrible nickname.

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>>3733596
Wh-what!? Why?
>>3733624
...
>Ino just stayed quiet.

>>3733635
>They start to look mad, whacking it away again.
>They make displeased sounds
>You may be getting into a fight

Tenryuu is cuuuuute!

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>>3733659
Uh huh, we both know how thirsty you get.

>>3733625
You can be! Just like mecha robots and if you've got cowtits that gives you extra points.

>>3733642
Bullying her while her back is turned? What a brute.

>>3733659
I'm not gonna say it isn't, but the fact that you hate it so much makes me want to use it more while I try to think of another. It's counterproductive.

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(Do people even argue about succubus (male) anymore? I've been out of the shitpost game a few months.)

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>>3733648
Just go get the doujin and steal reaction images from it.

>>3733672
Look around you, everyone else is doing it.

>>3733680
>that pic

>>3733680
Oh I like robots, but I'm not knowledgeable on any animes with them. Also who doesn't like cowtits!

>>3733672
Cat got your tongue now?

>>3733680
Oh, she's a big girl, she'll be fine. It'll bounce off that forward armor like nothing. Besides, it's not like she hasn't done her share as well.

>>3733675
>Throws Pokedoll
>Runs away

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>>3733607
I'm short too, you know!
>She bounced on her toes in a huff, causing squishy slime noises
...Wait, there's really a dungeon??

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>>3733688
That's what I did months ago, I literally just went and grabbed the rar of my old folder I attached to an email I sent Galko a while back so she could go shitpost with it on /v/

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>The tall armored alien enters with slow but graceful steps. Her flat, almost feature-less face turns this way and that as she looks around.
So, people still come here, I see. Good.

>>3733537
>Presses his nose into the rough area above her mouth as he continues petting her.

Why are male succubi so much better than female ones? It's like it's not even a competition.

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>>3733711
Chub 'Ryuu is my fetish and it's why I love Meme50 despite his awful fetish for vomit.

>>3733713
You should watch some, then!

>>3733719
She's definitely a big girl, for you, for me, for the entire thread. That's why she's our own personal bastion of American might and superiority. I love that burger toting babe, yup~

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>>3733705
Well I'm not that easy anon!
>>3733715
Shut up! I expected you to answer properly not with some smart ads answer like that.

>>3733741
succubus (male) is ugly though.

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>>3733741
females are old and busted.
Traps are the ideal because they are tradwives.

>>3733736
>The average anon looks the alien up and down aa few times.
What brings the protoss to our quaint home?

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>>3733773
What kind of fag are you?

>>3733765
Well you aren't going to make any friends here if you aren't. Look at that nice boatgirl, she'd show anyone her gigantic gazongas if they asked her.

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>>3733590
>Rek'Sai withdrew her large hand and set it back down on the ground infront of her. She sat there for a moment before jumping into all six of her limbs and running in circles around the friendly creature. She soon grew bored and dug a small hole to lie in as her large purple fin poked out of the ground.
>>3733737
>Rek'Sai purred louder as he could easily feel from the vibrations and hear from bring so close. Her tail continued to wag behind her in her enjoyment of the attention before she slipped her tongue out and slathered one side of his face in her slimy saliva.

>>3733751
I know, i just never know where to start when it comes to that.

>>3733751
Come on now, as much as we all love her for her American made muscles, we all know you're more interested in those two chest mounted, HE spewing, pieces of divine intervention.

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>>3733571
Th-thank you, Anon! Also, the survey is done! I have noticed a 80% increase from the previous satisfaction ratings! The clothing change exceeded expectations! So, what do you think, Anon? Should I go the next level and simply go in the bare?

>>3733605
>he lets Casanono go and frowns a bit.
a... a girlfriend?
>he pauses for a moment, looking away, and scratches his head.
i.. i don't think i know anything about that...
>he looks back at Casanono with a determined look in his eye.
b-but i'll do my best to help you anyway i can!

>>3733774
If I marry a male succubus, I still get to call them my wife, right?

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>>3733773
>not liking delicious brown traps
Fuck you.

>>3733765
Well, I simply answered your question like I should of.

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>>3733720
>Slams that shit into the ground
>Lets out a loud cry of disapproval

>>3733813
>They decide to sit next to her, watching her dig...
"Lea?"
>They attempt to communicate with the other, as pokemon can with each other
>They say "Excuse me?"

>>3733680
Never!
>>3733683
Whatever! I hate you for it and I'm going to make you a terrible cook.

>>3733877
>Brown.
Disgusting

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>>3733781
>Her glowing eyes quickly find and settle on him when he speaks, and she walks towards him until she's right in front of him.
Curiosity. And enjoyment, I must admit. I've been here a few times before and found myself enjoying it.

You terrans have a rather intriguing level of sexuality.

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>>3733774
I am not old nor that busty.

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>>3733874
Well, there's a hip new term in the altright and frogtwitter which is tradwife.
Which is short hand for traditional wife
Which is commentary on the fact that currently most women do not wish to emulate traditional values of femininity but trannies and traps idealise them, thus try to fit them better than genuine women.

Thus a good trap/tranny is a tradwife.

So yeah, you can call a trap a wife.

>>3733889
W-wait what? But it's hard to come up with names for you! The closest I got to one was Asstolfo, and that's even dumber!

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>>3733804
That's not the point... its... lewd. And embarrassing..
>>3733878
I... uh... I... have no rebuttal... *sigh.*

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>>3733897
>Implying you wouldn't

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>>3733724
Shhh!
Im not supposed to talk about it out loud!
Wait.... Whats that noise?

>He looks around to find the source of the sound, noticing its coming from miku's direction he step towards her.

Do you have gelatin on you?

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>>3733932
slutty brown boys are god's gift to my penis.

>>3733914
That sounds like a lot of meme shit I don't care about. I just want to shower a cute trap in love in various ways.

>>3733922
You're right, it's horrible. But I will admit it made me laugh.

>>3733914
But can they be called of God?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

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>>3733969
Is love a euphemism for your semen?

>>3733977
Trust me, I've been working at it. The results for it have been worse than Pinky and Asstolfo at best.

>>3734000
I mean, yeah, but it's not exclusive to semen.

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>>3733955
This nigga knows what's up.

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>>3733990
tbqhwyf I actually enjoy vaporwave.

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>>3733835
Try Code Geass, or maybe Gundam 00. Those are both okay modern representations of Gundam. If you want something more bombastic, uhhh, I dunno, Shin Mazinger was good but its divisive.

>>3733889
If I wanted to I could get you on your knees in an instant, you're so easy.

>>3733860
Her softness inside is even better than her softness outside. <3

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>>3734060
er, mecha* not Gundam. well the latter one yeah..

Should have called this the /lgbt/ and Tumblr edition

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(Video for reference on what the fuck she's supposed to sound like: http://youtu.be/ER1CPu4y_bY )
>>3733886
>Rek'Sai poked her head out of the hole and made a curious growling noise accompanied by her usual clicking while she tilted her head to the side.

>>3734060
Ok, I will give hem a shot! Are you having a good day so far?

>>3734022
Good luck, Chef.
>>3734060
I can resist the offering of cock!

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>>3734095
>Men playing as girls on the internet
>Not expecting them to be fags

>>3734095
We're all a bunch of fags here anon~!

>>3734060
Ho ho~? I know you two are always lewd when she finds you. Personally though, I prefer a monster <3

>>3734123
>>3734130

>Implying im not as straight as an arrow.

>>3734122
The road is long and hard, but I will find one. I will set it apart. It will come to me in good time, as I have cum in you.

>>3734159
That's what I'm implying yes.

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>>3733944
Noise..? Don't deflect the subject!
>She placed her arms on her hips with a pout while taking a couple lengthy steps back, hoping he wouldn't found the source of the noise
Who would keep gelatin around on them anyways??

>>3734060
>Shin Mazinger
>divisive
It's just the ending you nerd, everything else is uncontestedly fantastic

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>>3734159
Hi Alpha

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>>3734107
It's okay, a busy Sunday as usual for me. You?

>>3734122
Now that's a laugh!

>>3734149
That's cause she's a big baka pervert, like you.

>>3734123
>>3734130
I was talking more about how there's talk of traps being better women than women, since no one fits into the '50s parody mould anymore.

>>3733864
(Why I keep playing cute guys who have little to no interest in other guys normally I'll never know.)

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>>3734181
Hey, I'm just saying. A lot of people were love it or hate it about it. I liked it throughout myself, fangirl.

>>3734173
God damn it Chef, you better be glad I love your shitty jokes.
>>3734189
You're just asking to not get your dick wet.

>>3734200
Oh yeah, I don't know what that's about.

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Mooorning~

>>3734211
(no worries. i'm just here for hugs, like i said. i leave it up to the receiver of the hug to decide if it goes further than that.)

>>3734189
Really, Cuteryuu? You're as big a perv as anything, and you just love to flaunt your figure all the same
>>3734227
I'm so glad, you know I love to bring smiles and laughter!

>>3734189
Oh you work on Sundays too, poor guy. I had a very interesting morning, but now I'm here lurking and talking to you.

>>3733813
>His tongue playfully presses against hers as his hands hold her face in place, the cup and caress her face tenderly.A few short moments pass then he opens his mouth letting her tongue slips into his mouth, his lips close around her tongue then he starts to playfully gnaw on it.
(I just watched the video, that's what you sound like? Not scary at all~ I just need to find what sounds like you moaning the most)

>>3734255
>pets

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>>3734286
Heeey, I didn't say you could do thaat..

>>3733898
>That art.
yes please

>He keeps his eyes fixed on her smooth face, keeping a cool relaxed demeanor as she approaches him.

And that's something you find enjoyable?
>Taking her words as a sign that he can proceed, he stretches his hand out groping her ass.

I want to fuck that chocolate succubus

>>3734347
Don't care, I'm still gonna pet you~
>continues petting

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>A picture of my dick from 4 years ago has shown up in a MTF thread on /lgbt/
I love this endless cycle.

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>>3734227
Don't huff, I know you love me.

>>3734282
Do not. I can't help how I was made. Blame Japanese shipsmiths folding me over 1000 times.

>>3734283
Nah, I just work so hard most of the week that I let stuff around the house and personally build up and have to take care of it on Sunday usually.

>>3734282
Luv u, tell this fagboat to leave me alone.
>>3734388
>Gives the cold shoulder.

>>3734388
Oh that makes sense. Well I'm out of things to say so I'll see you around!

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>>3734372
Stoooooooop...

>>3734436
>stops petting
>instead goes for cuddling

>>3734388
Pfffffhahahahahaha! And here I thought /I/ made some good entendre and puns. But please, leave Pinky alone. He's got delicate sensibilities.
>>3734423
Love you too cutie...QTgure...TIGER!

>>3734423
Super cute succubus-chan spotted through the shadows

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>>3734216
I don't want to hear -you- of all people call -me- a fangirl!

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>>3734378
Post it.

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>>3734364
I dunno if I could get myself to ERP as Selim, considering I only ever ERPd with like 2 people as him and it's triggering to think about.

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>>3734353
(Sorry, but I'll be using a lot of screenshots since there isn't much art of Selendis out there. Hope you don't mind.)

>The tall protoss tenses and looks down on the shorter human as his hand reaches underneath her waistcloth and touches a firm buttock. Her blue eyes spark unusually at his touch, and her voice enters his head with a new hint of excitement.
I suppose so, yes. You can be very creative. And straightforward.
>Her eyes shift as she changes her focus from him to the hand touching her.

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>>3734284
(I'm sure it sounds horrible.)
>Rek'Sai's tail wagged behind her as she purred and continued to occasionally nudge him with her muzzle. Her large tongue easily filled his mouth and she placed her gaping maw over his head after he started to gnaw on her tongue as a low, rumbling growl came from within her.

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>>3734496
image was put in a tier list rating how much like a girl the MTFs looked.
My dick was in shit tier and the only penis in the tier list.

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>>3734181
Im not trying to deflect! I answered your question.
>He looks around still trying to find out where that strange sloshing noise is coming from. The noise seems to get farther way the more Miku moves, and it hits him. He points his finger right at her, like a child tattling to his mother.

You! Its coming from you!

>>3733861
W-well; that's quite forward of you...
>Smiling warmly, I softly take her hand and stroked it.
I think you would look stunning in the nude, my sweet secretary. I could even instate a official day of nudity that day to help you grow comfortable with being nude if you want.

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>>3734567

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>>3734567

>>3734482
I guess that could work.
>>3734486
Nii-san!

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>>3734423
Wub youuuuuuuuuuu

>>3734433
Have a good one!

>>3734482
He's a big ol' baby that needs a meat injection.

>>3734490
Don't start slime-chan, I love you too.

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I have problems with impulse control...

>>3734567
>he actually posted it
Nue, you're an absolute madman.

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>>3734462
Baaaad.. Baaaad anon.
If you keep being so disobedient..

>>3734512
I tried RPing with you a bunch of times but you were always a picky bitch about it or just shitposting.

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>>3734636
yeeeeeep.
At least it isn't the webm of me jerking off this time.

>>3734159
Hi Karl

>>3734621
You also have a problem with cute control

>>3734599
Hey Kogure-chan. How are you tonight?

>>3734657
why would you even do this

>>3734599
Could've been worse. Could've been tigger. But then I remembered tiggers are wonderful things~
>Blows a raspberry
>>3734613
Well, if the other demon shows up soon, there might be a roast, would that count?

>>3734613
Hmph!
>Continues to give the silent treatment.
>>3734669
Could be better. I kind of have a bad headache.

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>>3734656
The only winning move is not to play!

>>3734579
>>3733861
If you're still here Isabelle anon; also sorry for being late.

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>>3734670
Because for some reason people have existed who've been literally asking for it.

>>3734688
Ow...
>Grabs at his heart as tears well up in his eyes.
That hurt.

>>3734696
I think you should tell the anons to stop skullfucking you so hard.

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>>3734722
Can I get some pictures of you in thigh highs then?

Who has a cuter cock?
Nue or Mizuki?

>>3734696
Ah, sorry to hear that. Sounds like you need some rest, then.

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>>3734573
>She froze like a deer in headlights at his accusatory point, her heart thumping rapidly
Ehehe, you got me, it's coming from me.
>She fidgeted her teal painted index fingers together nervously before pointing one against her swollen belly gently

>>3734613
>Flings slime at
<3

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>>3734753
Absolutely not.

>>3734758
Don't start this.

>>3734743
>>>/out/
>>3734765
Laying down but doubt I could nap right now.

>>3734758
What's Mizuki's cock like?

>>3734739
Awwwww, I'm sorry Tiger. It was too good to pass up...Kiss it and make it better?
>He puckers up and kisses the demon on the hand, then the chest, then the lips.

>>3734758
Mizuki!

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>>3734785
At least I tried.

>>3734553
(12 22 44 1:26 and 4:16)

>He stops gnawing on her tongue opting instead to just open and close his soft lips around it as his tongue wiggles against her own tongue. One of his hands follows her head to caress it, as the other hand slides down her chest where it lingers waiting for a sign of approval or disapproval

>>3734786
D'aw. Wish I could get all cozy with Kogure-chan and help him sleep off his headache.

>>3734567
That cock looks nice and unscarred but also like it smells like fish

>>3734786
You try to help some people....

Seriously though you should probably not be looking at your screen if you have a headache.

>>3734789
CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!

>>3734894
Awe, I wish I could have seen it.

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>>3734688
Hmm, I suppose so.

>>3734696
You know you can't stay mad at me too long.

>>3734758
Mizuki, no question. It's a cute little thing.

>>3734778
>The slime splats against her chest messily.
Geez, you're so messy. Truly a fallen idol.

Now, I'm going to go for a teensy bit, and I'll be back.

For someone in particular.

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>>3734884
I'll have you know my dick is clean and if it ever isn't it smells like bread.

>>3734792
>He growled at the man before he quieted down to a whimper after the kiss on his chest and then completely silent as they kissed his lips while his cheeks turned red.
Thanks...
>>3734846
Nii-san a cute.
>>3734885
I never admitted to being smart.
>>3734936
>Pursed his lips and huffed again with his arms crossed.

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>factorio
my pee brain cant handle this

>>3734540
(That's more then fine. My main Avatar has very few good pics.)

Creative how so?
>He thinks to himself absentmindedly about all the ways he wants to fuck her, some of them soft and others hard, one of the main focuses of these though are the ways he can use her "hair"

I could die tomorro;' aint got no time for pussy footin around.

>The hand on her firm rear squeezes it a few times getting a real good feel for her firm hindquarters.

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>>3734936
And you're a pig that oinks on command. Later!

>>3734758
I can't give judgement until I see them side by side for comparison ideally rubbing up against each other.

>>3734936
Ooo! Ooo! Who? Seeya Cuteryuu!

>>3734968
Tiger always gets so embarrassed, red stripes all across his face! At least you're not hiding it this time!

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JUST

>>3735014
Docking or swordfighting?

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>>3735043
I'm going to fuck Nue.

>>3735043
>being triggered this easily

No wonder LD's our new dramacow, he's much more fun to bait

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>>3734842
(You're strange Karl.)
>Rek'Sai shoved her tongue down his throat further than last time before sliding the slippery muscle out and back into her own mouth. She wrapped an arm around him and pressed him against her chest as she purred louder.
(I've actually got to get going. Eat you another time. Oh, here's this picture I found.)

>>3734968
Nah, Kogure-chan's the cute one.

>>3735063
Jousting.
Lets make them run at each other fast as they can and bash dicks together.

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>>3734778
Wait...Its coming from your stomach?
>He walks up to her stomach, placing both his hands on it and jigglying it around. he gives it a light smack, watching it jiggle around.

How much did you eat?

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>>3735081
I'm continually depressed.
But why has Mizuki gotta get dragged into me posting my dick?

>>3735078
Nty.

>>3735134
Because like it or not you got yourself connected eternally to his name.

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>>3735176
If we gotta be connected like that why's it gotta be for shit being fucked up?

I wish someone could be affiliated with me for a nice reason.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqH21LEmfbQ

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>>3735245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWPMKMXP-E

>>3735245
>The Clash
Good taste man

>>3735237
I tried to talk to you a couple of times and it never goes anywhere.

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>>3734997
>The glow in her eyes slowly intensifies while his hand keeps fondling her. Her alien skin is tough yet smooth, and the soft buttock turns out to contain taut muscle when his fingers grip it hard enough.
I know about your techniques involving fingers and mouths. You've taught yourselves interesting methods for deriving pure pleasure.

And I guess I can appreciate appreciate your direct approach. No "pussy-footin'" saves time, I can't deny.

>>3735245
L-Lady Satsuki!
HAIL!

>>3735237
I really like rping with you, but you never seemed to acknowledge my advances for friendship beyond a sentence or two here and there. There's only so much patience I have for someone, Nue.

>>3735299
Wrong Kiryuin, Anon.

>>3735299
>Lady Satsuki
You done fucked up.

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>She was alone now, marching the same path but presumably going home this time. The paladin had gone by your spot once before, that time with a party. The rest of the adventurers were gone and the golden haired maiden was obviously disheveled, her sword arm limp and her shield cracked down its middle. Being bundled up in her armor wasn't enough to hide the soft curves and plush figure the fighter possessed, not even in the softening light of the coming sunset. Apparently no one had ever told her not to walk the roads at night, when bandits and monsters roamed freely. Moreover, she clearly couldn't see you from where you watched.

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>>3735280
>>3735308
>Not penetrating my 3 layers of irony, 2 layers of self loathing and outershell of shitposting to realise I'm utterly boring and not worth interacting with.

>>3735315
>>3735316
Aw shit, should have opened the thumbnail...
I hope my goddess forgives me...~