/tf2g/ - team fortress 2 shitposting thread AAAAAAAAAA edition

i made coffee without cream
without cream only
i like sugar

pfft pussy

i made a coffee without cream, sugar, OR coffee

when will you people give up with this
nothing ever happens here

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>whats the point of posting my id
well i met my bf on steam
the only way you'll get into a real relationship is to meet some new faces and make a friend
and when i say friend i mean it, you probably shouldnt go into a relationship only wanting to get into someones pants
you're a friend before you're a lover
and who knows maybe that one friend just might give you everything you need, and that isn't something you'll ever know without looking

>>3649571
yeah i dont get it either

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im kind of scared of other people to be honest
i dont want to start a relationship with someone and then watch break apart like it always did before

updat when

wrong thred

oh sorry

do you think they will add cute cosmetics for the scout and sniper?

im not cute im an assasin im a professional.png

professional ASSassin

>>3649697
thread is to try and reduce the humanposting on the other one

im not sure its working

reduce me
:x
xD :r
look at me im cute hehe *is cute*

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what do you mean like it always did
has this happened multiple times before?

this shit has been going on for months
who are you

yes

i always ended up cutting ties with people due to some reason that was beyond my control

i have barely any friends, and even the ones i have im probably going to lose soon

oh i thought he was talking about these threads
that's embarrassing
i blame this dumb not replying gimmick

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How2into TF2

Install game. Kill scrubs. It's that simple. I'd recommend practicing against bots in training mode just to get the basics of every class down.

you need to get into the FRAGGING mood

this should help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

>>3650582
Should I still try despite having reflexes that suck ass or it is just a fast paced game for 12 year olds?

it's free on steam
read the stuff here >>>/vg/146308343

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What is the purpose of this thread? I mean I sometimes check in with it, but..

Also I crafted El JEfe yesterday

>>3650644

>>3650125

also rafl

>>3650628
My reflexes are garbo and I can barely go 3:1 on most days on Valve pubs. I still play it because it's fun, though.

>>3650644
To shitpost without nazi mods

>implying mods care about tf2g

i got banned for posting a geel gif once, so you tell me

I've been banned for humanposting before. Also for replying to Viva.

what did you say to him?
also, why not just filter him? all he talks about is the lord and having a job, almost none of his posts are about tf2

I have him filtered now. I just couldn't resist the bait that day.

viva is truly an expert fisherman
almost no one can resist his bait

I'm glad the term fisherman is starting to catch on, though I am surprised it took this long to start calling trolls that when bait has been in use for ages.

viva has consistantly broken the rules for too long now
literally no one wants him here
why is he still not banned

i dont know
i bet he gets banned from time to time tho

what the fuck
since when does /trash/ get moderated

wait what do you mean
those posts werent delete by you?

post number 3651974 isn't me and yes i deleted them

oh ok

and what did he mean by /trash/ threads being moderated?

he probably thought my posts were delet by a mod

i wonder if there is actually finally going to be an update today

im probably getting my hopes up for nothing

there's not gonna be an update
it's probably gonna be in a couple of weeks or something
valve doesn't care about tf2

let me believe
i dont really have anything else to look up to anyways

They wouldn't promise an update and then not deliver. I'm really hoping it'll be tomorrow.

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they didnt promise anything either
and you know... valve time

Figures all the cicadas would come out at once once it's officially summer.

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am i a cicada

I'm pretty sure cicadas can't type, and I don't want to purge you off the face of the earth, so I don't think so.

God dammit Doom crashed again.
What am I supposed to frag now ?

frag me please

ill be losing my irl friends again

what happen

im moving to a new house again
this is probably the fifth time
i never had any long lasting friends except for one, who i lost in grade 5-6

that's sad
do you always move very far away? is there no way for you to maintain contact with your old friends?

I'm sorry. I moved a lot too when I was a kid, but I never had any good friends to lose in the process.

:3

mfw im gay

>>3654770
yeah its almost always too far for contact
first time i moved was between countries, and every time after that it was a new house almost every year in school

>>3654895
maybe its for the best
you dont look back and realize how much you miss your friends
but its still also kinda bad, not having memories of anyone

dotsy isn't cute

threadly reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q

also
>comments are disable for this video

i miss zed so much

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hahahaha dude lmao heheheheheh dude like fucking na dude like dude holy shit my dude like on man my fucking kiddo of a guy holy fucking shit i cant fucking wait any long to tell you that hold on my dude (takes a shit on your chest) hahaha holy shitt :DDD dude like did i ever tell you how fucking cool you are like dude can you like teach me? how to be like cool????? like my dudde pls help me be cool like you like dude pls

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>>3661777
*checks your trips*
nice

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thanks my dude i worked hard on it

how do i fly around as demonstration man?

i think i ate too much

That's not good.

you are right

butts
we need butts

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>measure coffee
>keep losing count of how many coffee scoopfuls are in the filter

>count the albums i've downloaded from someone's bandcamp
>i have 13 but i count 14 on the page
>can't figure out whta's missing


thanks for reading

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huh

uh

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mmph

i want to go away for good

ded thred
ded geam

>>3649697
>bf

ttff

>ttff

what did he mean by this

>>3667360
>he
:3c

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>>3661709
im around

>>3668933
no you arent
don't lie to me

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>>3669574
i didnt go anywhere

whats the best thing you have ever done in team fortress two

my tf2gfu

>>3669618
well youve been gone from the irc for like, a really long time

we dont talk anymore

you have done your tf2gfu in tf2?

details pls

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>//<

___ ____ __ _ ___ ___ _____ ___ ___________.

I want to hug human!

>>3669885
if anything that means you were done by him

also i remember posting only file extensions

you are my kind of autist

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>>3669748
just message me on steam

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>>3649562
I just ate a MUG!

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i feel like posting my id but i really don't know if i should

whats the worst that could happen if you did post it?

>>3662987
Demo = demolition, first of all. Second jump over sticky bombs than detonate them

im too afraid

if you post yours ill post mine

>get up to pee
>can't fall asleep anymore afterwards
oh

are you still awake

yes

i think

Exhale through your mouth.
Close your mouth and inhale through your nose for a count of 4.
Hold your breath for 7 counts.
Exhale for 8 counts.
Repeat the sequence 3 times

did it work?

i dont know
im not sleepy anymore

i will KISS you

>-<

describe your feelings on the brexit in one adjective

brex my it

*does that*
wait what did i do

me

thats weird i got a boner just after doing you

im a bonker

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b*nk!

facepunch's MUS thread is fucking cancer

i want to die

me too sometimes

*HUGS you both*

*is h*gged*

*doesn't let go of you even though it's 30 °C*

*ums a little*


um

>>3674362
hownew.ru

i woke up
good morning

it's not good or morning

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i think it's pretty good today

odds i do what i'm supposed to do like a good boy
evens i go for the comfier but irresponsible option

fuck yeah
i love wrong options

love me

you're not loveable
you're maybe just fuckable

ew why does he not have a mouth wtf

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is this better ?

replace the marker with a razor blade

sorry im not good at art

it took me 10 tries to draw those two lines

it's ok those are two lines are gorgeus
i probably couldn't do them better in more attempts
i wish i was good at art

thanks
*blushes again*

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cri

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me too

oh

ayo bitches u need sum fug?
seems like yall thirsty as shiet

only thicc fug

can you at least attempt to talk like a decent human being please thank you

nah mate im a fuarkin ripped cunt lad

me no likey rippd

are you a fat slut?

is this you
>>>/vg/146493803

>>3689342
m-maybe

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i kinda wish i was around the time when the "natural" side of the furry community was still a thing

i need you to be slim & tight bitch

*yiffs u* :3c

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[spoiler]penis[/spoiler]