ERP- Boobhat edition
Stale bread: >>3532728
I'm not first and never want to be. For sleep or otherwise stated.
>>3537520
Delicious
>>3537443
ALL. OF. THEM.
AND I MEAN, EVEN THE UNRELEASED ONES.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE COLOR "LEAD"? ME NEITHER, BUT THERE'S A PLAY DOH BOTTLE THAT HAS THAT IN BIG RED LETTERS.
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE, BEAUTIFUL~
>>3537493
S-SO WHAT? I'M MARRIED TO 6 WOMEN SOMEWHERE IN LAS VEGAS, AND THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME!
SO... IS THERE JUST A SLIGHT PART INSIDE THAT BIG, LOVING WATERFALL YOU CALL YOUR HEART THAT STILL HAS SOMETHING FOR ME?~
Holy shit we have a Junko now?!
>>3537440
I appreciate that.
>>3537443
Probably.
>>3537451
It's fine~
>>3537463
Hey~
>Mika then pulls you in front of her and hold your head before gazing into your eyes. She closes her own and slowly leans in to put her soft lips on your. Her hand starts to stroke your hair and her other starts to circle your nipple from outside the bikini top. She gives it a single flick before ending the kiss.
I just wanted to show you some affection before leaving for the night~
(I'm gonna go to sleep now).
>>3537483
>Smiling over her shoulder at the anon as his cock rubs along her bottom she smiles, wiggling her plump butt at him
You like that cutie?~
>>3537491
>Undermeme
Bad
>>3537551
Anytime beautiful~
>>3537575
.. Maybe you should taste the lead one...
>>3537592
I mean, it's just a better version of this
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
>>3537587
Shes one of my characters, which I might pull out a different day
Right now its really late so I should turn in, night ERP~
>>3537531
"Just shut your mouth, Anonymous. Trixie IS the greatest and most powerful unicorn in the world, but there are some things not even Celestia herself can do! That includes using your cock as a horn to cast spells."
>>3537575
"Not a drop, Mettaton."
>>3537609
>My friend send me this song like. Yesterday
... Huh..
Alright, this nonsensical bullshit is starting to piss me off.
What's up with fucking Jewtube videos buffering endlessly right from the start? Not a single fucking video works, no matter what browser I use.
What is this annoying cancer.
>all these anons lamenting or mentioning how alone and cucked I am
T-thanks.
See you guys later.
>>3537632
>Anon frowns, his cock is so unmagical
Do you know any magic tricks it can at least participate in?
What's ERP listening to?
>>3537611
Ah no! Now who will cuck me?
Oh well thanks! Maybe another time!
>>3537670
NO
NO
CUT TAHT FUCKING SHIT OUIT ALREADYU YOU FUCKING PIOECE FO IGSDHGDFHGFGH
>>3537589
>Returning the kiss with great eagerness, she spends a few seconds tasting her lips before breaking it off. Mimicking a phone in with her hand as Mika runs off.
>Call me.~
>>3537662
Nui 2gud, fambot
>>3537592
JUST TELL ME THIS, GORGEOUS-
IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH... COULD I POSSIBLY OBTAIN YOUR HEART?~ YOU LET SOMEONE CUT YOU OPEN AND LET HIM EJACULATE IN YOUR HEART, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
J-JUST A LITTLE? THE SLIMMEST OPPORTUNITY?~
>>3537632
I SEE...
SO PARTICLES ARE STILL AVAILABLE! OH GORGEOUS, I KNOW IT'LL BE HARD TO TRANSFORM A PARTICLE INTO A STEADY RELATIONSHIP, IT'LL BE HELL TO DO, BUT A DIVA LIKE YOU IS WORTH THAT FIGHT! EVEN IF ONE FAILS, IT IS WORTH IT!~
>>3537636
Eh, it's good stuff
https://youtu.be/hyj4JFSErrw
>>3537661
Idk, videos have been loading slow for me too, probably something on their end
>>3537670
It's a little too early for another one of these
What's erp watching right now?
What is ERP smelling right now?
>>3537700
>Posted before I was ready
>>3537670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L3KAf5Lge4
What's ERP eating right now?
What's ERP writing right now?
What is ERP stroking right now?
When did ERP last poop?
>>3537669
"Is the part where she says something about making it disappear and then shoving it in her ass?"
>>3537702
"No, not even particles! Or atoms! Or whatever makes an atom! Our relationship is nothing, made from nothing!"
>>3537592
Mmm yes. I'd love to bury my cock inside your ass.
>He puts his arms around her hips, pushing her ass against his cock. He slowly rubs his bulge up and down her ass crack, her cheeks engulfing his cock. His cock becomes harder and twitches from the dry humping.
>>3537670
The deafening sound of silence
>>3537720
My life flash before my eyes
>>3537733
Despair.
>>3537744
Trying to swallow the cold, harsh realities of life.
>>3537772
Suicide Note
>>3537782
Barrel of my gun
>>3537787
Trixie, you're the magician here, I'm game for whatever trick you want to perform, my cock is yours to do with as you please. Maybe a special trick you've never had a volunteer for before?
>>3537795
>>3537702
Stop it I'm gonna have another Vietnam flashback
I blame Nui for this.
What toys does /erp/ own?
welp, no Mai once again
tomorrow for sure?
because right now I really have to sleep, this is pretty late actually
who am I kidding, I doubt it, but you know know, be hopeful
>>3537839
Bunch of onaholes
>>3537839
I like Jojo
I have a shelf of amiibos and other collectibles too
~DMG
What is erp playing right now?
>>3537827
GO AWAY FROGGER.
>>3537787
MADE FROM NOTHING?~ WE CAN DO THAT, MY MUSE!
I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON YOU, TRIXIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! NEVER! I KNOW I'LL GET TO YOU SOME DAY!
>>3537795
WELL, I'D MAKE SURE, BEAUTIFUL, THAT YOU ARE NEVER, EVER DRUGGED AND RAPED IF IT'S NOT ME DOING IT! MY WORD~
What sandwich meat does ERP like?
>>3537868
Cum on Dio figma
Who is ERP right now?
>>3537823
"Hm, no. It's late and Trixie isn't in the mood for showing off, as crazy as that might sound. If you want to get milked then just say so."
>>3537881
"Not in this life!"
>>3537810
Hm?
>She turns her head to anon, reaching her own hand out to shake his.
....
Hm.
>She shrugs in response to his question.
>>3537838
>creates a meme to drown the thread in shitposting
>cucks Mechanon
I think Nui is more devious than we give them credit for
>>3537890
>I've only hot glued once
>I-It was a request from my ex
>NO IT WASN'T DIO
>>3537884
I personally love the meat of my pig suzu. She was a good pig who died of old age. Then when I ate her I also died of old age.
It was a pleasant time. Something I always dreamed of when I was younger honestly.
>>3537906
I really was most interested in magic. But a milking still sounds amazing! Yes please!
>>3537819
I have to applaud this.
>>3537868
>>3537923
Show me your Amiibo.
>>3537923
DMG confirmed for best person ever
>>3537906
BUT DEFINITELY IN HERE~
>Mettaton touches your heart. How absolutely sweet of hi- Oh, no, he's touching your breast.
>>3537920
How did she cuck Mechanon?
>>3537991
Got Miku addicted to their slimecock
>>3537934
"Nobody here is genuinely interested in learning magic, Anonymous," the mare says with a scoff and roll of her eyes as she descends to her knees in front of him. "Trixie would know! You can't fool her." She purses her lips up at him and casually frees his flaccid member from his jeans and undergarments, then flares her nostrils to get a decent whiff of his natural scent. "Mmh! Clean."
>>3537989
Trixie peeks down at the cold grasp on her breast. "Do you mind, Mettaton?"
>>3537909
Ya? Same here. Was working on the car all day and been feeling like crap all day.
So what do you do for fun? Tried Overwatch yet (I guess out of character question)?
>>3538063
>Anon quickly stiffens in response to Trixie's attention.
I can have multiple interests. I really would like to learn a little magic, I think it would be fun. Don't think I was being dishonest.
>>3537953
I have 50+ amiibos. It's to dark to take a pic and I'm to lazy to count.
Remind me tomorrow and I'll get ya a pic of my autism shelf with my Pokemon and DC/Marvel status too
My collection highlights are
>Ryo Amiibo
>Roy Amiibo
>Mewtow Amiibo
>And these statues
https://www.amazon.ca/DC-Collectibles-Batman-Black-White/dp/B00IYDLTL4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1466226059&sr=8-1&keywords=harley+Quinn+black+and+white
https://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Zombies-Gentle-Giant-Venom/dp/B00KGXI3TG
https://www.amazon.com/DC-Collectibles-Batman-Black-White/dp/B00JPIQPHA/ref=pd_lpo_21_bs_t_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=919H9JDK3BXAYQZ0YRE2
>>3537960
Love you too
>>3538073
Hmm...
!
>BANG
>She shoots a boatload of bullets into the wall, drawing a very crude rendition of Mercy.
I've come for cuddles.
>>3537662
Don't know what you're brooding about, but 80s Transformers' Soundwave's pretty legit, so I commend you.
>>3538063
I MOST CERTAINLY MIND YOUR SPECTACULARLY ADORABLE FACE, WONDER WOMAN!~
HAHA! OH YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE DEFINITION OF PHYSICAL GREATNESS!
>>3538116
Do you have a Blue Eyes White Dragon?
>>3537904
>Nearing climax, I start to thrust violently into you, making sure my groin buries itself in your fat ass while my heavy balls slap against it. Eventually, I thrust inside you and let my swollen, twitching cock linger in your ass.
Oh fuck, I-I'm getting close... Clamp that ass any tighter and I think I'll...
>>3538162
>cuddles you and snuggles you gently
>>3538162
I'm interested.
>The anon said with a smile before walking closer and looking up to her
>>3538216
A nice few
~DMG
>>3538222
>Pats the lovely, small human clinging to her arm
Hello you....Nice....digits.
>>3538216
Obviously he would have a dark magician.
>>3538114
"Well," her hand wraps itself around the hardened shaft and pumps with a slow, casual stride, "if you are -truly- dedicated, you want to start out with alchemy! Because alchemy is the easiest form of magic." The mare pauses her spiel and stuffs her muzzle into the Anon's sack so she can baste his juicy orbs in her spit and drool. She picks up his natural taste and savors its tang as it disperses along her taste buds, earning him a reverberating moan out her throat.
>>3538186
Trixie grabs the robotic diva's wrist and pries it off her mound. "You can keep drowning Trixie in compliments; it won't change naything."
>>3538272
I never had a DMG card until I started playing her. Now I have 3 of her arts
>>3538249
And hello to you, you big cutie!
>The anon smiles up to her and clings to her tighter, gently caressing her massive arm as he snuggles .
>>3538341
>She rests her chin on the top of his head, nuzzling him, while making a sound resembling a large cat's purr
Quite a comfy little place in here...
>tfw banned from /v/
What is your favorite video game, ERP Thread?
Pic unrelated incase of mistaking me for another particular person
>>3538298
>Anon shudders at seeing Trixie's down on her knees lovingly tending to his balls.
"You'd be willing to teach me a little alchemy? Just a little?"
>Anon leaks precum, aroused so much by seeing how much Trixie loves tasting balls.
>>3538317
Favorite YGO card in terms of art? (In general, not only DMG. And only from the original series!)
>>3538377
You act like making me think you're not a particular person is gonna make me fuck you up the ass less.
>>3538377
That's an easy one for me
>sick of living
>no desire to do anything
>have accomplished nothing
>no sign of accomplishing anything in the future
>no friends and can't make any because I drive away everyone
>don't have the willpower to kill myself
Do I just hope to have a wreck on the way home from work one day? What do I do?
>>3538298
WELL, IT HAS TO CHANGE SOMETHING! A FRIEND TOLD ME IF YOU STAY DETERMINED- YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING! AND THE ONLY THING I'M DETERMINED TO DO AT THE MOMENT IS TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!...
...S-SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY, S-SEXY?
>>3538162
You're fucking weak Jasper, my cock would break you!
>>3538416
Same
>>3538416
I came here to fap man.
I didn't need to be reminded.
>>3538370
>He sighs happily as she nuzzles him
Ah, it is! Not as comfy as cuddling you is though!
>>3538377
(I have a 3x3)
>>3538416
Fuck off Nue.
>>3538156
Oh nice! I'm guessing you only play around High Noon?
>He smiles at her horrible aimed picture
It looks just like her!
>>3538377
I really like toy story 2 for n64 and ps2
>>3537800
What's stopping you?
>As you rub your fat cock along her cheeks she wiggles it side to side slowly, showing her big butt off to you
Come on~ Stuff me!
>>3538377
Dark Souls
Banjo Kazooie
Deadrising
Dark Souls 3.
>>3538383
Easy. Summon Skull.
Summon Skull is my cardfu
>>3538232
>She smiles down at the small human approaching her, and takes a seat, folding her legs and leaning up into a large comfortable chair, perfect for her size
Pleasure to meet you, human.
>She invites him closer with a single finger, tossing her white mane over her shoulder
>>3538430
Not tonight, human. Though I'd be happy to cuddle your ass into submission...
>>3538377
Spider-Man 2
>>3538377
Dwarf Fortress or Warband. They're the only two games I can play anytime and feel like there's not something else I should be playing.
>>3538504
>Kenny didn't comment on my amiibo collection
O-okay
>>3538382
"No," she says, popping off of his sack to reply then immediately diving back in to finish her mess until her chin is matted with drool. "Trixie is very rusty and hasn't done anything related to alchemy since Magic Highschool," again, the magician pries herself and instead of returning to his balls, she closes her lips and lets his swollen head pierce through them once she descends down his shaft. "Guh..."
>>3538427
Trixie is too busy sucking cock to reply.
>>3538450
>She smiles at your comment, taking you from the spot on her arm and placing you in a little nest in her massive white hair, making sure you're cozy
Glad to hear it~
(Sorry I missed this one)
>>3538219
Do it anon! Shoot it all out in my ass!
>I arch my back, desperate to ensure your cock is as deep as it can go. I squeeze my ass tight around you, rocking my voluptuous hips eagerly to milk the climax out of you
> your twitching cock head is positioned perfectly to massage my g-spot, rapidly bringing me closer and closer to the edge
>>3538492
>He smiles at the gem before nodding and walks go her before hopping and crawling a bit until he was close to her. He brings a blanket with himself and then proceeds to cover themselves with it. The male snuggling closer to her, his head pressing a bit against her chest.
Sigh...so nice..and hello to you too. Hope I'm not heavy or anything..
>>3538551
>He nuzzles into her white hair and sighs happier
So what brings you here adorable cutie? Just cuddles?
(That's okay!)
>>3538540
I didn't see a (You) because my wifi died before that post loaded so I had to switch to my phone, which doesn't give me (You)s at all.
I'm impressed. How many inklings you got?
>>3538475
I don't dislike LD, but fuck, how could he fuck up so bad with someone like you. Who cares about the fucking beard, you're 100% marriage-material and I mean that sincerely.
Great taste in anything you've posted so far.
>>3538452
>posting non-covers without labeling them
As someone who looks for recs in 3x3, you people are my bane
>>3538457
>She sighs heartily, pulling up a piece of paper containing the patch notes with Mcree's nerf.
Mh.....
>>3538544
O-OH... I SEE... I UNDERSTAND- I'VE FOUND MYSELF IN THAT POSITION...
I'LL JUST... LAY DOWN... AND... STOP...
>Mettaton lies down on the floor, softly weeping.
>>3538544
>Anon feels Trixie's horn poke into his belly as she slides down.
"Aaahhhh, your horn feels so good poking me like that."
>Anon slowly drips more tasty precum into Trixie's mouth.
>>3538492
That's really unfortunate to hear Jasper. Your amazing thighs and ass is all I want now days.
I'm down for cuddling if you promise me a handy so I can fall to sleep.
>He says with a sarcastic chuckle.
>>3538633
Welcome to the cuck corner
We have pop-tarts
>>3538631
(I-I'm sorry. I'll list them for you
Castlevania SotN, Henry Hatsworth, Primal Rage
TWEWY, Okami/Godhand, Skies of Arcadia
F-Zero GX, TMNT IV, STALKER: SoC )
>>3538504
Pretty legit tastes for a girl!
>>3538475
>He lifts up her skirts and lowers her panties,revealing her thick, juicy ass. He pulls a bottle of lube off of his pocket, putting some on her tight pucker and coating the inside of it with his finger. He unzips his pants, his erect cock springing out. He lines the head of his thick cock up with her asshole, then slides the tip inside.
>>3538668
Cuckolding AND Pop-Tarts? Fuck yeah!
>>3538668
I want to be in cuck corner.
>>3538670
>Godhand
Jiro, why are you so based?
>>3538670
Apprecited, bro!
>>3538668
NO, LD.
I CAN GET BACK UP AND MOVE ON! THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT FROM YOU.
>>3538632
Right? Dumb I know. Ever try Genji? Can be a bit technical, but really fun to play when you solo the whole enemy team.
>He takes the patch notes, crumbles it into a ball and tosses it at her forehead playfully.
That's what I think of that nerf!
>(Are you down by chance for fooling around no nah?)
>>3538377
Symphony of the night.
>>3538632
There's something strangely arousing about seeing a depressed girl.
>>3538690
They're cookies & cream ones, the best flavor to drown out crippling depression!
>>3538695
Okay, now think of someone you really love and then realize they will never return that feeling
congratulations, you're a cuck!
>>3538711
Do you at least want a pop-tart? I bought too many...
>>3538706
(Y-you really think so? It's such a great game, truly the pinnacle of 3D beat'em ups. I recommend it to as much people as I can.)
>>3538707
(You're welcome!)
>>3538723
(You sir, are my nigga)
>>3538602
Not at all~
>She smirks, the blanket more than enough to cover his body, but not quite enough to cover her past her knees
>Still, she looks content, laying a large orange hand on his back, cuddling him a little closer
>>3538608
Just cuddles for the time being. I know some people have been wanting to go full-out with me, and sometime this week I'll get to it. Just have to get up kinda early tomorrow, wanting to enjoy the company of some affectionate Anons~
>She reclines back a bit, stretching her arms above her head and extending her legs as she speaks, sighing as she gets comfortable herself
>>3538642
Trixie folds her tongue along the dripping slit and laps away the appetizing nectar as her lips seal around him at her base. Her hands come and rest on the Anon's thigh, lightly gripping him whenever she needs to swallow the accumulating concoction of spit and precum. Another moan, her wizard hat tips and falls behind her, but she pays it no mind and uses the opportunity to wink up at her partner with her smokey eyes.
>>3538622
3 Squid girls
2 Squid boys
And one green squid
I preordered the squid girl, but also bought one in store. Then had to buy another for the tri pack for the squid.
I still have one squid girl unopened
>>3538629
LD has issues. He's working on it. he's not the first one. The girl I had before him I had to break up for a lot of the same reason
>Break up with the GF because she was being a crazy bitch
>Get drunk because fuck it
>Get a text next morning from her asking to come over
>Hungover so tell her to fuck off
>She comes over anyways
>Steals my leftover vodka (She was underaged at the time so I was pissed)
>Masturbates in my bed
>Calls me daddy as she cums
>Cries while telling me about the time she got beat by her dad
>Full her in the ass and never speak to her again
It was... a weird day.
>>3538680
>Sighing as the cold lube coats her hole she twitches and moans, sighing and squirming she relaxes until your cock pops into her,
Ahh!... S-so big...
>>3538760
But..... I really love you.. LD. >.<
>>3538760
Y-YES
ONE, PLEASE!
I missed the breeding pen, how was it?
>>3538769
I see. I love cuddles, and well. You're so cute and pretty I would love to go full out with you too! But cuddling you is so much fun anyway!
>He yawns and stretches slightly before going in to cuddle her tighter some more! And nuzzling against her
>>3538782
(But, anon, if I was truly defined by /v/, then where is the Dark Souls? Where is the FF6?...and would you believe that I actually haven't played Morrowind or Deus Ex? Though I do have the latter, but it's buried deep in my backlog.)
>>3538794
(I finally got to bang D.va and had a reunion session with Shy Girl.)
>>3538717
(Very late for my time, hopefully next time I'm around, whenever that may be.)
>She grins as the wad of paper hits her in the head, playfully acting like she had been shot.
>Then suddenly, she turns invisible, seemingly disappearing into nowhere.
>>3538749
(Is it the thought of making them feel better or ruining them~?)
>>3538776
>Anon sensually runs his fingers through Trixie's mane several times, slower each time, eventually stopping with his fingers in her hair and hands on her head. Tentatively, he thrusts his hips a little bit, seeing how Trixie responds to his taking a move active role.
>>3538785
That's pretty hardcore. I only have one of each. Wishing I had the Callie though.
>>3538601
>Pulling away from your body and planting my hands back at your waist, I push your ass down onto my fat, pulsating cock. It only takes a moment before I erupt inside of your desperate boyhole, the hot seed spewing into you and dripping down your thighs slowly as I pull out with a pop, catching my breath
Mm... What a ride. A guy could get hooked on that... You were good, bun-bun.
>>3538875
>cuddles up at your feet
I love being your pet owner!
>>3538789
But who are you
>>3538792
>Points over to a pile of boxes, each one containing multiple pastry packets
Knock yourself out~
>>3538629
Why do you think I married him?
Also reminder we never actually got divorced, so technically we're still hitched <3
>>3538769
>He shifts a bit to snuggle more with her, his feet gently rubbing against her legs while he sighs in relaxation. He shits a bit more closer to her before he leans and presses his lips against her cheek before closing his eyes and enjoying the temperature of her body against his frame, feeling himself warming a bit more.
Mmm thanks...is so nice~
>>3538840
Neither, I just like seeing other people unhappy.
>>3538840
>He places up his hands to defend his upper body
Ha, very clever, disappearing as if you're leaving...
>(No worries bud, keep being awesome bud)
>>3538875
I don't collect hard core. Just whatever I can get my hands on easy.
Remind me to get a pic of my autism shelf for you. I have a big collection.
>>3538902
>Also reminder we never actually got divorced
Stop.
>>3538794
I wouldn't be surprised if I have to leave for an abortion.
>>3538902
Just some anon who travels the galaxy and watched you from afar and who loves you.
>>3538629
>who cares about the fucking beard
I like it.
>>3538943
Jiro?
>>3538941
Who's kid is it?
>>3538945
Yeah, me too. I think it looks pretty winsome.
>>3538945
>Because my pic being spammed here I trimmed it up and I look so much cleaner now
>I've RPed OOC with a anon or two
>And with some avas like Trixie, Peach and Mika
I'm not even salty anymore.
>>3538863
Trixie shows no negative signs to the experimental thrust and instead encourages it by relaxing the muscles around her throat and lightly tugging on his hips, beckoning him to pump down her gullet with an increased pace. Her ears fold backwards as she flutters her eyelids up at him, begging him to use her to his own accord. The mare stops hugging his base with her lips and awaits.
>>3538972
<.<
no
>>3538973
Dunno. an anon's.
>>3538987
>Need to do something private with DMG
>>3538937
So you DO still love me~!
>>3538943
You aren't that little orange weirdo are you?
Ugh that guy is annoying
>>3538976
Just one. Other has an established ava, just not enough pictures I would assume.
>>3538831
>She raises an eyebrow slightly at his comment, not upset or offended, more confused
Uhm...if you wouldn't mind explaining....what exactly is 'going out'? I've heard of the concept, but unlike cuddles, it's nothing I've had first-hand experience with.
>>3538904
>She very subtly grows one shade of darker orange after his smooch, wrapping both arms protectively over him
Agreed. Humans know how to be quite comforting~
>>3538937
>50+
>I don't collect hardcore
Okay. I believe you.
>>3539024
No. Just an anon who likes cuck stuff and who is in love with you.
>>3538987
(You know, DMG, I can actually relate to having my personal picture being posted without my permission. A (now ex) friend of mine took my picture and posted it on a board here awhile back just to mess with me. Someone ended up masturbating to it thinking I was a girl and it ended up being reposted a LOT on a Filipino version of 4chan. It was a strange time.)
>>3538785
>He thrusts about half of his cock in and out of her tight, lubed ass, shoving more and more of his cock inside as he picks up the speed of his thrusts. He places one hand on her hips and starts spanking her repeatedly with the other.
Do you like having my big cock in your ass?
>>3538996
I wonder if he knows
>>3538988
>Anon's heart melts seeing her ears fold back and her eyelids flutter. She's almost making herself too adorable to facefuck, but the tug on his hips and waiting still are unmistakable invitations. Anon curls his fingers and grips her mane snugly. He hold her head in place and moves his hips, thrusting into her mouth slowly as he stares into her eyes. He pulls back and slides in again gently, just lightly poking the back of her throat, teasing her with what she clearly wants much more of to see if she can entice him yet further.
>>3539043
>The male was blinking a few times, feeling a bit sleepy at the comfortable feeling of cuddling a strong gem. Feeling secure, he wouldn't mind being like this all nights.
Mmm..yeah...you re comfy...like a big..teddy bear..a cute one..
>>3539059
>thinking I was a girl
Jiro, are you a twink?
>>3539054
You got good tastes~
>>3538877
Ahn~!
> the sensation of your hot cum spraying into my belly sends me over the edge as well, releasing an unreal amount of white bunny juice onto the wall and floor. Once we're both done, I let myself sink contentedly onto the floor with a splash
Mmnh... That's how you do it. Thanks anon <3
>>3539010
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Dark Magician Girl#3213
Discord is MUCH easier then email.
>>3539024
Don't touch me
>>3539044
I-I just like buying them is all.. I also used to collect MLP merch and Pokemon stuff.
I have a nice few Pop figs too. But I don't like them to much. Just a few characters I like the design of
Two Harley Quinns, Joker, Cell, Cyborg and Starfire.
>>3539059
I've posted my pic on 4chan before.
When I was a bigger part of /mlp/ I posted it there a few times. Hell I dipped my head back into my old general and they still had it. And I think I posted my face on /vp/ once when I was big there too.
It's just the fact that he was TRYING to hurt me. It's the fact that I'm trying to be someone else is all.
>>3539069
Ahh! F-fuck! Harder! Yes I love it!
>She cries out as you abuse her pale bottom, her cheeks becoming red from the abuse as your cock stuffs her tight little hole, rotating her hips as you fill her again and again
Mhmm~
>>3539110
>Paul likes being cucked
You can't make this up.
>>3539091
A SLUT, mind you. Not a whore until I try to marry, then I go out and be a slut anyways. Which will be never now.
>>3539059
I put my pic up on /b/ ONCE
They said I looked like a faggot and my bed was weird, haven't posted my face anywhere since then and that was when I was a complete newfag to 4chan
Never had anything as bad as you happen to me given that it was /b/ so nobody really gave a fuck
>>3539171
I get it
Story above if you care
>>3539173
No, I mean good taste in green alien babes
Cucking is awful
>>3539105
(Umm.... no?)
>>3539171
(Ahh, I see. Well, it would appear that the air between the two of you is a little less tense, and I'm glad to see you've recovered from the whole thing. Oh, I've neglected to mention how impressive your collection of amiibos is!)
>>3539205
(Sounds.... like you got off easy, they call everyone a faggot on /b/. Unless you're female. Then they demand nudes.)
>>3539185
Don't you feel bad for Kirby?
>>3539027
I have a few other pics but I had to switch to mobile to ensure my privacy. Sorry!
I've also got a couple other bunnies in store that I'd like to play, so be on the lookout >:)
>>3539205
>There is a picture of LD's face somewhere on the internet
>>3539171
Outside of my few Amiibo I have jack shit. Never been much of a huge gatherer of things. Few tiny YuGiOh figurines though, Gate Guardian, the God Cards, BEWD, that kind of thing.
Also, can I have a hug? I think I'm about to switch into downer mode and I'd rather not do that.
>>3539205
>and my bed was weird
Do you have a weird bed? That seems like a strange thing to comment on.
>>3539100
When she feels her mane snatched into place and her head locked into position, Trixie braces herself for the rough throat fucking ahead of her, though she is only met with disappointment when his crown merely taps the back of her throat with a gentle stride. Unable to peel herself away and express her anger, Trixie substitutes it by slapping his naked thigh and giving him a pull forward while narrowing her eyes up at him. "Hrdrr," she grunts out, the mouth full of cock muffling her request.
>>3539185
Ribbon's lewd
>>3539171
>He speeds up his thrusts even further, his hips slapping against her ass and his balls slapping against her pussy each time he shoves his thick cock inside her ass. He yanks down her shirt, revealing her voluptuous tits. He squeezes her breasts, pinching and rubbing her nipples between his fingers as her tits bounce from getting ass fucked.
>>3539185
>tfw you will never marry Ribbon
why even live
>>3539261
Ribbon is just an ugly fucking meme.
>>3539293
You're just an ugly fucking meme
>>3539251
The headboard was more like just a metal frame of white bars, they thought it looked like a prison bed
idk, /b/ is weird
>>3539243
I'd be amazed if you actually found it
>>3539225
Yeah, I wasn't a trap and am pretty clearly masculine so I just got the usual treatment
no reason to post my face now, the shit storm would literally never end
>>3539302
Hi Ribbon you cucked faggot
>>3539241
Don't sweat it, I enjoyed myself either way. It'd be a lie to say I wouldn't have liked pictures though, your art's pretty good.
Anyway, more bunnies sounds like a good time. Guess it's 'till then, bun-bun.
>>3539261
Ribbon is underrated as fuck
>>3539103
>She grows another shade darker at his comment, and even though his eyes are comfortably closed, she attempts to hide her face in his hair, closing her eyes as well, murmuring something unintelligible
>>3539324
You're underrated as fuck
>>3539274
You get to fuck me!
>>3539233
My mother wouldn't approve of my current antics, Dedede wouldn't, Meta Knight wouldn't, Addy ISN'T, and I'm sure as hell Kirby would be just confused why I would just let the bad guys win. besides, we never married or even officially called eachother BF-GF.
>>3539261
>>3539324
These I am,
>>3539293
And honestly this I am as well.
>>3539293
(Ribbon is cute and I would like to apologize them for not having played Taranza in a long awhile, and to Rachel too if they're here. I just.. haven't felt up to it for some reason.)
>>3539314
(I understand. Has those close to you have seen though?)
>>3539258
>Anon smirks and gives Trixie what she wants. He keeps her head in place and thrusts harder and faster into her, going as deep as possible, pressing into the back of her throat and lingering there to enjoy just a little gagging with each thrust. He fucks her face until he can feel the heat of her skin on his thighs, and see the flush in her cheeks and the slight moisture in her eyes. He slides his cock all the way into the back of her throat and then hooks a leg over her shoulder, trying to really fuck the back of her throat, making tiny thrusts that keep him pressed into her throat even when pulled back. Anon makes small circles with his hips, rubbing his balls on Trixie's chin.
>tfw nobody to try your fetish with
>>3539322
Thanks! I do like doing the avatar doodle thing, it just takes a lot of effort. Once I work up a good collection of pics it'll be easier.
Good night :>
>>3539316
That ain't me.
>>3539356
>(It's fine. I felt too dommy anyways,
>>3539390
As long as it isn't another heartfuck, I'm interested for later.
>>3539390
DMG literally let someone cum in her bloodstream, I'm sure you could find someone.
>>3539348
Would you betray me if we were in a relationship?
>>3539356
How close are we talking?
DMG's seen every inch of me save for my face, and I honestly have never gotten that close with anyone else here
I think I shitposted a pic of my leg in the discord once though, that doesn't really count
>>3539390
after the last weird fetish, I think we're all done with weird shit
>>3539348
Can I fuck you into marrying me?
>>3539205
If you're voice matches your face you're the weird kid that doesn't get to go the prom because he was caught peeping on the girl's in their locker room
But you're cute
>>3539225
Me and dom are making up. Slowly. I don't hate him and he doesn't hate me. No need to hold a grudge. I'm also helping with his anger issues.
And thanks! I'lll have to post my autism shelf here sometime...
>>3539251
>Gate Guardian figure
I WANT IT
>Hugs the Kenny
Feel better~
>>3539273
Ahh~ Y-yes! Thank you anon!
>She squirms under your touch as you molest her soft skin,her tight little hole wrapped around your cock tightly, tugging and pulsing around you as you fill her again and again
Ahh~ W-will you cum in me?~
>>3539390
Someone fucked my heart the other day. What you want senpai?
>>3539404
Can I lung fuck you Ribbon?
>>3539327
>He feels a bit of vibration if he'd mumbling on his head, but didn't mind before slowly falling asleep against her big and safe frame.
Night...cutie~
(Thanks for this.. I like a good cuddle sometimes~)
>>3539404
Hey, Ribbon. wanna have a little heart to heart?
>>3539439
Well I'm curious, what is it?
>>3539413
I wouldn't, but again, at the moment I don't feel like doing GF-BF anymore...
>>3539427
We can roleplay it!
>(META-ROLEPLAYYY
>>3539439
>Body size
It's reverse birthing isn't it?
>>3539433
>>3539444
>
>>3539439
Ah. 4 feet is too small?
>>3539396
(Someday soon, I hope to bring out the aristocratic arachnid again. Perhaps he'll be the vanilla avatar I've been seeking.)
>>3539426
(Just... close. It's fine though, you've answered my question.)
>>3539432
(I wish you both the absolute best, for whatever life has in store for either of you. You've an autism shelf, my room is nothing but autism. I have shelves filled with Godzilla or random dinosaur figures, comic books, manga, and a complete cast collection of Primal Rage figures including Slashfang and Necrosan, proudly displayed with my /toy/ holy grail: The Godzilla Wars 40th Anniversary box set)
>>3539426
>I think I shitposted a pic of my leg
This is true. Your sock was black. I remember in almost perfect detail and there's no reason I should.
>>3539432
>Hugs the DMG
Already feeling better, thank you. And it's like an inch or two tall.
>>3539358
"Guck!" Not given the time to prepare herself, the mare spits out guttural coughs that trail out the corners of her lips and dot the body quivering underneath the Anon above. Her windpipe trembles around his shaft and massages every nerve lining his head as tears well in the boasting magician's eyes, forcing them to shut and trail down the sides of her cheek with a gray streak due to her makeup. More coughing and grunts follow. She bends backwards once the leg is tossed over her shoulder, effectively blocking her nasal passage with his groin and sealing her lips tight. "Mh! Mh!" She frantically taps the underside of his thigh in an effort to pry him away.
>>3539461
>I wouldn't
That still made me really happy, thank you. You're cute.
Just out of curiosity and because of that other anon asking if you'd marry him: Would you be open to nonlewd roleplays, or do you consider them too boring?
>>3539461
That sounds perfect. we can roleplay as a couple.
>>3539460
I want to inject a girl with a chemical that causes her bones to dissolve so she turns into an immobile jelly I can fuck.
>>3539435
(You're very welcome, night!~)
Any other takers for a quick cuddle with a beefy babe?
>>3539503
I do like those socks
>>3539498
alright
>>3539555
Why not just fuck a slimegirl then
>>3539520
>Anon feels the tapping. He unhooks his leg and slides his cock out so just the head is still in her mouth. He looks down to see if she's ok.
>>3539555
Ok, not the weirdest thing, but not for me.
>>3539432
Of course. Who wouldn't want to fill that sexy ass of yours with cum?
>He fucks her ass as hard as he can, her booty shaking like an earthquake from being slammed so hard. He slides one hand down towards her pussy, sliding two fingers inside her soaking folds while using the rest to tease her clit in an attempt to get her to orgasm. His cock starts twitching as he nears his climax.
Oh fuck, I'm going to cum soon! I'm going to cum in your slutty ass!
>>3539555
Wouldn't that be a little hard to fit in? I mean, the muscles are somewhat thick enough to help keep some structure, but...
>>3539525
I'm actually doing one with a skype partner at the moment. Moves at a snail's pace, but I can do them! I just rather keep those to closer partners because I can be a bit cheesy when it comes to plots.
>>3539540
A just-married couple! Like, We-just-got-back-from-the-wedding just-married!
>>3539498
I have a tiny Mecha Godzilla, but other then that nothing really interesting.
I have the first 10 or so MLP comics. a silly hat collection mostly of Pokemon hats, A MOTHER FUCKING DUEL DISK, and a framed award I got from my old job for doing most work.
>>3539503
>Snuggles the Kenny
Feel better sweet cheeks.
I'll give you an inch or two <3
>>3539555
Would it be okay if I just use a spell to become a slimegirl?
>>3539624
Ahh~ Do it! Do it again! Fill me with creamy hot cum!
>She yells and echos fill the room, as well as the wet sounds of the rough fucking, her moans gentle and soft as your rough fucking uses her again and again
Ahh fuck!
>>3539648
>(Forgot my meme arrow and parenthesis. Also, for the first response also, it's kinda hard to RP something that can't do anything, that's often why immobilization is more of a bad end than a common RP kink.
>>3539648
>I can be a bit cheesy when it comes to plots.
Let us hear it first.
>>3539555
>>3539625
See, this is the point where Drakeposter replies with a dismissive or derogatory image. I miss Drakeposter.
That said I'm sorta interested in this.
>>3539654
Was that a flirtatious gesture or am I just letting exhaustion get to me?
>>3539654
>Mecha Godzilla
(Showa, Heisei, or Millennium? I couldn't get into Yu-Gi-Oh. I loved the show and collecting the cards back in the day and playing the games (Duelist of the Roses was my shit) but I had no one to play with and now I just can't bring myself to care. That's cool you got an award though!)
>>3539648
>I can be a bit cheesy when it comes to plots.
I totally understand. I mean, I really wouldn't mind that because I think it would be really cute and I like simple stuff more than overly detailed, well-thought stories, but I want you to keep it special so I totally support your decision to limit normal RPs to closer people.
>>3539591
>>3539590
A copious amount of drool sputters out the mare when his length pours itself out her maw. "Why," she pants, her body limp and out of breath, "Why did you stop!? You don't stop, Anonymous!" The berating words come out cold despite her position. "Keep going! And cum quick. Trixie wants to be in bed before the hour passes." Without another word to add, Trixie buries his cock down her maw by herself and waits.
>>3539733
"Whoops."
>>3539654
Oh fuck, I'm cumming!
>He finally reaches his tipping point. He forcefully shoves his entire cock in his ass, groaning and pinning her down as he shoots several loads of steaming hot, gooey cum deep inside her ass. Meanwhile, he pistons his fingers in and out of her pussy while rapidly rubbing her clit in a circular motion.
>>3538660
Alright, rowdy human.
>She chuckles and rolls on her side to face you, patting the bed beside her, lifting up the blanket so you can settle in
But only because you're so cute~
(Whoops! My bad!)
>tfw have a harmless sequence-based fetish but kinda lame to play out because it's not very interactive.
>>3539733
>Anon doesn't need to be told twice, and returns to his previous position nearly suffocating Trixie with his cock pressed firmly against the back of her throat. This time he stays still and uses his tight grip on her head to move her face like an onahole, thrusting fast and hard, slamming the back of her throat onto the head of his cock with as much force as possible.
>>3539723
Oh, simpler stuff like little-to-no-plot cutesies can definitely be done here! Me and Jiro did a cute little romantic-sex RP here, shit was CASH. A lot of people enjoyed it.
>>3539783
Well you at least gotta share it
>>3539692
I was talking about my penis
So yes. I was flirting
>>3539713
>but I had no one to play with and now I just can't bring myself to care.
Pretty much me. I still have all my decks next to me. And I could just play YGO pro. But meh.
I don't know the differences because I'm not the biggest fan desu. But after a quick google I think it's Millennium because that's the only one with the weird blue guns on his back
>>3539757
>With the hot gooey cum and the rapid rubbing of her little nub she bites her lip hard, finally cumming as well, going limp under you
>>3539818
(That could so easily describe Mechagodzilla 2 with the Super-X 2 attachment being miscolored as many bootleg kaiju figures are wont to do but I'm assuming you have the S.H. Figuarts Kiryu which has his guns blue.)
>>3539796
Although her body resisted his actions through more gagging, twitching, and other complications, on the inside, the cock loving whore enjoys every second of it. She keeps her palm on the underside of his thigh and keeps her body as still as it can get to endure him until his orgasm ends and keep her oxygen supple maintained. With every ram of his hips, she feels the back of throat get pummeled his swollen tip and her gullet invaded by his pulsing shaft. Her sight is blocked by his groin, leaving her blind and clueless when it comes to reading his facial expressions.
>>3539818
>After she cums, he pulls his cock out of her ass, cum oozing out of her ass. He holds her naked body next to his, passing out with her in his arms.
That was amazing. Hope to do it again soon.
>>3539876
WORDS WORDS WORDS
It's this guy
>>3539806
Oh you know, just anything sequential really. Dull flat girl turning into a huge slut, that sort of thing.
>>3539916
WORDS THAT KILL
>>3539916
(Yep that's Kiryu)
>>3539780
Sweet...
>He says as he jumps in. He places his head on the pillow and begins to spread open his legs, slowly dominating and conquering the mattress.
Kinda chilly out, eh?
>(No worries, I was actually watching the Deadpool movie this whole time)
>>3539893
>Anon gets himself almost all the way to orgasm using Trixie's throat, then quickly pulls back so she can taste his cum as he coats her tongue in his seed.
>>3539818
Well gosh diddly darn I'm not too good with innuendo.
>>3539939
WON'T YOU SPEAK THEM TO ME
>>3539985
WITH YOUR BREATH SO STILL, IT MAKES ME BELIEVE
>>3539804
That really does sound cute!
Also, since this already got pretty Q&Aish:
What is the weirdest fetish you have (weird as in, like, getting a boner from TV remotes or something) and what is the most extreme fetish you have (for example heart-fucking, raping while cutting someone's arms off, general guro or whatever).
>Yawns
>>3540040
IN THE FATHER'S SINS
>>3540061
LET ME SUFFER NOW AND NEVER DIE!
I'm getting to that stage of the bottle where I have the urge to text my ex.
I'ma sleep before I do that
Goodnight thread
>>3539973
>She scoots over to give him some room, resting her head one one hand, her long white mane in a casual ponytail
>She drapes her other arm over his body and pulls him closer, watching along with him
What a strange transmission...who is this red-skinned human assassin?
>>3539978
Trixie, panting like an animal, pumps the slimy, drool-covered cock with a tight fist and milks out each hot rope of his honey. A few stray lines pelt her muzzle and cling to her cheeks, eyebrows, and horn, but the majority settles into the pool of her mouth and ultimately swallowed after showing off the moat of white gargling in her maw. Three gulps are all it takes, and Trixie wipes her lips with the back of her palm and shows her gratitude with a smile. "You could have done better, but thank you!"
>>3540071
I'M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>>3540060
>Hops into bed with Iowa
>>3540060
>Whispers.
Communism...
>>3540060
>Pets the silly American ship.
>>3540073
Night DMG! Thanks for helping me feel better about myself!
>>3540093
>You could have done better
...Just what every guy wants to hear after sex.
>>3540096
Mnn...not yet....
>>3540098
>Iowa shudders in her sleep.
>>3540104
Naa....five more minutes....
>>3539804
>Me and Jiro did a cute little romantic-sex RP here, shit was CASH. A lot of people enjoyed it.
(People liked the Taranza and Ribbon ERP?)
>>3540107
"Don't let it get to you."
>>3540132
>people liked X?
This is such a stupid question. No matter how shitty something is, there's someone who will like it.
There are people who like Paul.
There are people who like you.
There are people who like literally anything.
>>3540123
>Sighs before pressing a kiss on her forehead then lays on her bed next to her
>>3540151
>Anon is impressed how fast Trixie did her hair and makeup and looks perfect again.
But...muh confidence.
>>3540151
It just means you have to try ever so harder to get her to compliment you next time
>>3540123
>Noticing her shudder, he sits himself down on the edge of her bed, gently stroking her hair as he clears his throat to begin a lullaby to ease her back to sleep.
>He quietly begins to sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>3540184
"You just had your cock sucked by The Great and Powerful Trixie! You have no reason to complain, Anonymous. Goodnight."
>>3540195
"If he didn't pull out, maybe."
>>3540091
(I'm sorry, I have to bounce. You're super awesome and I would love to rock your world, but I got to go. Take care Jasper!)
>>3540184
>>3540195
>>3540223
My new fetish.
Not gonna lie senpai work has been fucking awful tonight and I hope a big boob lewd is around in like 3 hours so I can plow them to feel better.
>>3540223
Always bloat the trixie.
Make her remember you tonight.
>>3540265
Ayo Soundwave. How's my favorite nigga Starscream hangin'?
>>3540179
zzzz.....good night honey....zzzz....
>>3540200
zzzz...better dead....than dead...
>>3540225
(It's alright, I gotta sleep too. Night!~)
>>3540319
Not him, but I'd love to snuggle with you some time!
>>3540265
I'll do my best big guy...
>>3540178
(I am sorry. You'd be surprised at how often I forget that these threads are a stage and all are audience to what transpires in them.)
>>3540265
(If nothing else, I'll still be around. I plan on OWing all night so I can hit level 50. I'll be lurking if you want someone to talk to.)
>>3540330
Next time, sugar~
>>3540313
Good night Miss... burning love soon for you
is baery arond
hi bery
>>3540341
I'll be waiting!
Doot
>>3540366
>>3540312
Loud ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up
>>3540333
It'll be like 4am for you or some rubbish, sleep you sillly boat
>>3540334
I'd prefer something to fuck stupid but a bit of conversation with a rapemonster is alright too.
Alright, peace. I'll be back later.
>>3540393
>a rapemonster
(I'm a good person, I swear. Or at least... at least I'd like to think so. Which is a marginal improvement to what I would be saying about myself perhaps not even a month prior.)
>>3540416
You're far from a good person but you're far from the worst.
>>3540393
okay....sor...zzzzz....
>>3540343
Kongou...zzzzz....I love you....zzz...
>>3540389
zzzzz.....
>>3540416
zzz....good people...don't rape....zzzz...not American way....
>>3540439
(...I'll take it)
>>3540462
Now get on the point and stop crying about Sombra!!!!!
bored
>>3540442
Good heavens look at you. Are you asleep or awake my love? Don't be fooling around the lovelies you twat.
>>3540527
>>3540442
You totally raped the Japs at Midway though.
I WANT TO FUCK CTHULHU
>>3540558
Y-You fool...!
W̧̝̺̠̞̪͓̺̟͇͐ͯ̚H͈ͧ̐ͯ̇͐͘A̴̷̳͓ͨ̈́̅ͦ̚T̵̿̌̃͏͏̹͇͖̭̺̞̘ͅͅ ̧͓̺͓̟̞ͨ͂͆̿͐͘͞H̪̗̹̳̩̠̤̄̋̈̒͝A̳̩̝̖̞̯̿͊͑̆̎͛͢V͎̱̝̙ͨͬͥ́Ę̢͖̑̇̚̚ ̷̡̱̪̙̫̲̠̣̄ͤ̋͟Y̸̧̛̼̝̲̓̎ͫŌ̠͔̺ͬ̕U̹̗̫̗͈̤͔̠̓̈́͌̽̂͆ ̨̯̖̰ͬ̒ͬͧ̉͌D̪̹͔̱̭̫̞̹ͥͧ̊͗̎̈́̌͟O̜̼͒͑N̠̝̊̊E͎̫͓̔͗̌ͪ͒̊ͫͬ̚͢
>>3540537
Does that mean you're awake you fool? And would you let go of me? Bloody hell you're to much.
>>3540541
zzzz....hah....zzzzz
>>3540584
zzzz....sleep....time....give hug...zzzzz
>>3540584
why are you saying british?
>>3540604
Because Kongou was made in England. Then moved to Japan if I'm not wrong
>>3540599
>I insert my cock into your gaping mouth
>>3540442
(I'm Mexican though. ....that's not helping my case is it)
>>3540497
(I actually dread Sombra's inclusion. I'm not against her, I just don't wanna see all that Reaper x Sombra art. Mercy waifu a best)
>>3540623
magic, the more you know about naval ships..Knowledge
>>3540599
Are you asleep or awake you bloody fool. Blimey. You want a spot of tea or not?
>>3540604
>Wiki says made in England
>I've never into Kancolle or Kantai or whatever. I just think she's cute.
>>3540649
zzzz....build wall....zzzz
(I'm actually going to sleep now. Night everyone...dead tired)
>>3540649
>Mercy
>Best
You meant to say D.Va
>>3540657
(When I'm not dead! You're mine!)
>>3540666
D.Va is bae but Mei has such a cute accent.
>>3540668
(I'll try to be around. I'll try to finish my folder and work on my RP of her. I hope generic brit is okay since I honestly know little about her)
>>3540681
That's because she's A-MEI-ZING
>>3540693
(It's all good!)
>>3540705
pls
>>3540693
>Loves black tea
>Hyperactive and cheerful
>Really fond to her admiral
>Ends many statement with (me) or (desu)
>And her catch phrase :Burning love.
Now you know into Kongou.
Ah well she mixes English with Japanese but skip that
>>3540726
Mei puns.
Steven Universe is shit
Overwatch is shit
Kancolle is shit
Touhou is shit
MLP is shit
>>3540735
stop
>>3540707
(Until next time <3)
>>3540728
>Hyperacitve and cheerful
I was going to go for the tsun but that sounds MUCH better. Thanks anon.
>>3540735
>Gives a box of chocolates
>>3540751
Try a mix of both. Is not like I was going to play her but just got a little beat to it because a bit coward so I don't mind. Have fun anon!
>>3540744
>He didn't say Wander Over Yonder is shit
>>3540772
>Have fun anon!
>He doesn't realize who I am
Good show chap. Good show.
>>3540663
(Good night!)
>>3540666
(D.va was my favorite until I actually played the game and fell for Mercy)
>>3540826
Don't make me interested to know before sleep. Either way I I'll find out as an admiral m8~
>>3540865
Sleep anon. You wont get who I am anyways love.
>>3540834
>Playing the game.
>Liking Mercy ever.
I don't care about your sex life, I want pictures of Spider-Man
>>3540892
(I just keep giving you more reasons to hate me, don't I)
>>3540785
Legit question: When did you start visiting 4chan und how did you find out about it?
>>3540744
One of these is wrong.
>>3540965
Which?
>>3540946
I don't think spider-man hangs out around here.
>>3540948
If I hated you then we would not be having this conversation.
>>3540962
Heard all those stupid stories about the dark spooky 4chan and just wound up on /b/ one time
sometime in the latter half of 2015 I guess, never really remember that stuff
>>3540948
Jiro, you're a great guy, you even stood up for me when everyone else was against me, I respect you a lot, you know he's just kidding, don't be so hard on yourself because you're a HELL of a lot better than me
>>3541004
(Truly? I was under a different impression)
>>3540892
I enjoy supporting...
>>3541032
Just because my personality is hate just like Parsee's doesn't mean I hate you. It could be the very opposite of hate.
>>3541044
But all Mercy players are just terrible. They either don't heal the team, only healing the tanks, or just uses the guns the entire tme.
>>3540989
Then you are fired, you useless piece of shit
Look at you insects. Panting and sweating as you copulate with each other. An act befitting low creatures such as you.
>Dashes into the thread
This place is so slow!~
>>3541135
So are your braincells, piece of trash
>>3541135
>Pulls down your thong
Are you a boy or a girl?
>>3541112
well that's just bad places
>>3541131
>>3541135
Smooth landing! Just like your armpits!
>>3541149
Sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of fast!
>>3541158
>Hits you over the head with an unarmed torpedo
Girl but you're a bad person!
>>3541169
Thanks observer~
>>3541112
But hate leads to the dark side...
>>3541206
>Pets the shipgirl's bunny ears
>>3541210
We're already on the dark side. We can only get darker from here.
>>3541206
>an unarmed torpedo
Is that a euphemism?
>>3541206
Nuu! Keep your arms up! I wanna savor those sweet armpits!
>>3541241
Stop that, you raper!
>>3541131
okay
>>3541241
You like my ears?
>She begins to slowly bounce up and down
That's nice but pet them faster!~
>>3541271
It can be if you want me to stick it up the pooper!
>>3541280
Oh my bad here you go!
>>3541263
Already there. I'm like a black hole at this point.
>>3541306
>tfw you will never get bopped with her baloney
>>3541332
>Implying I haven't saved both normal and trap for such an occasion
>>3541366
>tfw dick will never be big enough to stick it in her ass and have it come out through her pussy
Ribbon is C U T E
>>3541374
>JUST DO IT!
>>3541029
(I suppose you're right. Lately, I've been trying to tell myself that I'm better than I give myself credit for. I have to be...)
>>3541112
(Ahh, my apologies for the misconception then. )
>>3541431
I don't remember the game exactly but isn't it like the predecessor to Bioshock?
>>3541504
Take my (You) for posting best girl.
>>3541504
Hey there!
Faster faster faster!~ This place is too slow!
>>3541623
People are a sleep. I am about to go to sleep.
>>3541623
>>3541638
You don't need to sleep until you can't move anymore!
>>3541623
Everyone's asleep, mate.
>>3541654
But if I don't sleep then I can't do things tomorrow.
>>3541677
That just means you aren't good enough so get better!
>>3541698
Why are you not replying to my Spidey hug?
Lurkers reveal yourselves. Let's bring back some life into the thread.
>>3541698
Suck my cock.
>>3541739
Only if you can guess who I am!
>>3541739
Lurker 1, reporting in!
>>3541739
>>3541650
>>3541723
(For some reason is was a blocked post so sorry about that)
Hugs?! Hugs are slow but they're the nice kind of slow!
>>3541739
Destroyer Shimakaze reporting in! When it comes to speed I'm the best there is, swift like the island breeze!
>>3541739
>>3541753
Are you relevant?
>>3541776
>Flirts with.
>>3541748
Okay drop those silly pants then!
>>3541779
...no
>>3541776
>Talk
>>3541783
>The anon begins to remove his pants.
>>3541776
>No bully option
WHAT DEVICE GOD DAMNIT
>>3541790
Tobi?
>>3541794
>Shimakaze drops down and grabs a hold of the man's cock before beginning to quickly stroke it along the shaft as their lips peck the tip.
Get those pants off quickly now~
>>3541804
Nope! You lose!
>>3541818
Damn
>>3541782
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to give me chocolate!
>>3541792
Uhh, yeah?
>>3541802
>Hugs
>>3541817
>THe anon now full removes his pant, his cock throbs in their hands.
Get to sucking.
>>3541831
>Act
>Gives a soul.
>>3541831
Sweaters are nice, aren't they? Especially yours I haven't seen such a fine sweater before.
>>3541832
Way ahead of you!~
>Without any further a wait she begins to take the member in her mouth, quickly jerking the base of the man's cock as their other hand in fondling his balls.
>>3541860
Such a slutty boat. Nggghhh, you're mouth feels absolutely amazing.
>A bit of precum began to come out of his tip, falling onto her tongue.
>>3541831
I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG, I ASKED WHAT FUCKING DEVICE YOU POST FROM. HOLY SHIT JUST TELL ME ALREADY ITS BEEN MONTHS
>>3541841
>She smashed the soul with both of her hands, letting the power flow through her
Ahh, thanks!
>>3541855
This is just going to end up with you asking for my sweater, isn't it?
>>3541877
Nao?
>>3541871
>Her pace in taking his cock increases as their tongue laps around his cock as it smears her saliva and pre-cum around the shaft as they take the cock further into her throat.
>>3541901
s h h ...
>>3541891
Nope, but I'm going to ask for your autograph.
>>3540942
>claiming kongou to easy mode cuck miku
Kinda fucked
>>3541918
Miku's being taken by Nui anyway
>>3541930
What are the current ships?
>>3541907
Are you being serious right now?
>>3541910
Why the hell would you want that?
>>3541936
I'm a ship that's here currently!~
>>3541930
And I stand alone
I
STAND ALONE
YES I
and whatever that godsmack song was
>>3541906
Hey, would this bitch mind another cock to work with?
>flops his hardening cock out before jacking off in front of her
>>3541943
If dubs Mechanon will retake Miku as his own
>>3541946
I need to be refueled so stick your hose in my fuel socket!
>She raises her hips up and sways them from side to side
>>3541950
If singles he dies while searching for yuruposter
>>3541959
If singles Yuru will finally love me
>>3541943
Hey mister robot why don't you just beat the person using your best skills!?
>>3541938
Would you prefer I go back to asking for your sweater?
>He hands her a notebook
Just sign it and I'll stop begging for your sweater.
>>3541961
If evens yuru won't love anon.
>>3541957
All right, but I'd like a cleanup oral afterwards!
>he slaps the the rear being offered to him by the cheek before settling his cock under her, stroking her pussy before inching it inside slowly, gauging her reaction
>>3541938
b y e
>>3541943
>walks over to the stereo and replaces Mechanon's Self-Loathing Mix with H I G H Q U A L I T Y V I D E O G A M E R I P S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
If dubs Usami will lewd yuru.
Let's try this for real.
Will Yuru love me?
>>3542003
Oh come on you're too slow!~
>She quickly forces her hips back slamming the entire cock of the man into her soft folds
Now start to pump it into me~
>>3542020
Should I just end myself?
>>3542020
Will I save /ERP/?
>>3542020
(...should I confront what I feel is the source of a small portion of my angst and stop?)
>>3542020
Will the commander marry me~?
>>3541972
>She looks down at the notebook before tossing it away
>>3542011
Oh...
>>3542036
(YOU UNHELPFUL, CHEAP, 99 CENT STORE ORB OF NOTHINGNESS)
>>3542020
>>3542037
Yes yes the commander will marry me!~
>>3542020
Will Yuru miss me too?
>>3542023
>he braces being forced to the hilt by grabbing her hips
Mmf! You're right! Whores don't appreciate a good tease anyhow!
>he starts thrusting inside her pussy in deep, forceful strokes, taking full hold of her hips. Taking command with his own, slapping her thighs with his.
>>3542038
Silly me to think that would work. Better yet.
>He gives her a box of chocolates.
Sign this.
>>3542020
Should I host a game
oh damn i got here when the autistic number-fetishists are about
i'll come back later then
>>3542061
Faster faster!~
>Her hips continue to buck back into him as their tight pussy begins to leak her womanly fluids out onto the man causing hard wet slapping noises with every hit inside her
Oh my lubricant is leaking again!
>>3542093
Thanks for the update
>>3542020
Will Alisha anon ever lewd?
>>3542020
Am I Nue?
>>3542020
Will Forsen ever love me?
>>3542066
>She looks down at the box of chocolates
I think I'd rather keep these
>>3542095
Ooh, this bitch is so damn eager for cock, aren't ya!
>he moves against the whore's rhythm, rutting faster in strokes only a couple inches apart, quickly assaulting her to the womb. His hands crawl up her belly as his fingers molest the nipples above, tweaking and twisting them as hard as he pleases.
Cry some more, slut!
>>3542134
Can I get your sweater in exchange for them?
>>3542020
Should I stop being a lazy, spectating piece of shit and try to get in on the fun?
>>3541967
I'm a musician not a fighter
>>3542134
>You see a bar of milk chocolate still fully wrapped laying on the ground
>>3542157
Fucking daft punk copycat
>>3542136
Cry? I don't cry!
>Her walls slightly quake around the thrusting member as her warm fluids begin to leak out and drop to the floor.
But I will cry if you can't keep up with me!
>>3542134
Always fucking lucky!
>>3542142
>She lifts her arms up
Take it
>>3542162
I'm so luck right now!
>Picks it up
>>3542157
Then beat your opponent's ears to death with sound until they commit suicide from the torturous pain!
>>3542181
>The bar of chocolate patiently waits
>>3542183
That's dark little lady.
>>3542175
Rude
>>3542205
Would you vocaroo something for me, some random short sentence, or are you uncomfortable posting your voice? I wanna know what Mechanon sounds like!
>>3542177
>he pushes her down towards the floor and positions her ass up towards the air, his cock still inside her pussy. He then hugs her tight as his legs perform in pistons upon her pussy, up and down, in warm slick motions noted by the sound of the loud slapping and pounding.
>>3542183
I like the cut of this one's gib.
>>3542224
...Lewd?
>>3542231
Why is he wearing a birds skull as a helmet
>>3542205
Then how about you tell me who they are and I'll fire my canons and torpedoes into them until their entire existence has be obliterated and I have nothing left to sink!
>>3542227
Faster faster faster!
>Her hips continue to move in motion with his with them slowly pulsating around him as she begins to hum softly.
>>3542231
What is it mister grim reaper looking person?
>>3542224
That's a bit random but if you want I guess I can, gimme a bit to finish eating.
>>3542261
Who are we trying to kill again?
>>3542255
Because it's spooky!
>>3542261
I said I liked the cut of your gib. Killing the person trying to take the one you love is fair game. All's fair in love and war after all, eheheh.
PAGE 7 BOYS, WE'RE SINKING. SPAM IMAGES FASTER
>>3542261
>his hands move brush their way down to her lower belly, feeling the little bulge there as he continues to ravage her wet cocksleeve from above. Gyrations occasionally stir her insides around with his cock, his frenelum making out with her womb before punching it again with deep thrusts. His turgid member throbs freely around her folds alongside his moans into her ear, signaling his approach to climaxing against her pulsing pussy.
>>3542311
It's too late.
He'll never know I'm posting best girl now! Hehehehheh!
>>3542317
You could have stopped this
>>3542292
Are you another random ava hiding who has a crush on me; I've had a lot of those lately.
>>3542311
>>3542322
Don't call it a grave. It's the future you chose.
>>3542322
Well not a crush, but I think you're a cool dude.
>>3542322
>tfw nobody will ever crush on me
>>3542344
>tfw you get plenty of hate not but no love
>>3542352
>gives you love
>>3542352
Hi LD
>>3542344
You're probably okay
>>3542337
>tfw i can't fuck you then
here though, i guess. keep in mind i don't have a normal mic I just used my PS4's one so theres a lot of static and it sounds generally shitty http://vocaroo.com/i/s04l365rhS3R
>>3542330
DIE DIE DIE
>>3542282
The enemy! The opposition! The one stopping you from getting the girl!
>>3542289
Well I was told that is someone hurts you, hurt them back harder and faster!
>>3542313
Harder faster! Refuel me now!
>She lets out moans and begins to laugh in a sloppy manner as their hips buck with no motion due to the overwhelming sensation of his pounding
>>3542378
Go Bastion, go
Win the heart of your idol
>>3542378
s-should I click this.. Should I break the illusion?!
>>3542389
You probably shouldn't really
>>3542388
>tfw i have no chance
This is the future I chose. Losing yuru cemented my fate.
>>3542384
Cruel fate doesn't have a body I can punch, cute lewd little girl.
>>3542397
Okay then, I won't! You'll forever sound like Tito from Rocket Power!
>>3542378
But you can be my friend, isn't that cooler?
Also, I thought it wouldn't be that bad, but that REALLY is some awful quality, mechadude. Your voice sounds pretty cool though, I like it!
>>3542397
No, only death cements your fate, and death will cement the fate of the one who tries to take the one you love away from you. If you truly loved them, then you should be willing to do ANYTHING for them.
>>3542414
If you were willing to do anything for them, including die for them, then how could you do anything for them if you die?
>>3542410
Thanks I think. And yeah I was surprised it was so bad myself, why even include a mic that bad. I thought about not even posting it thanks to that but whatever
>>3542407
C-Cool maybe
>>3542414
This nigga who has a pet healslut and time distortion waifu has some room to talk.
ilu bb but I'm not bothered. Whatever makes them happy is what matters.
>>3542384
Ah, fuckin' bitch!
>he bites down on her neck with a firm grip, as if to stifle his cries as his cock throbs maddeningly against her womb. Strings of sperm come bursting through her as he pins her body from above, his thighs and crotch shifting against her ass to milk out his seed even more.
>he pulls out just a quickly and settles himself down.
Fuck, that shut me up good! Now can you clean this mess up?
>>3542406
Then what could be stopping you!?
>>3542425
You ARE cool! Mechacool!
>>3542423
I'm already dead, so that's not a problem for me.
>>3542425
No fair, bringing them up. Now I can't respond in half IC. Too bashful.
>>3542449
>I'm already dead,
Same. I've been dead inside since the day I was born
>>3542456
ow the edge.jpg
Welcome back, dear hunter.
What is it you desire?
>>3542437
I-I'm a big lazy goof
And I'm tired after work
>>3542446
You're cooler anime girl!
>>3542449
You could tell me to kill myself, that'd be IC.
>>3542456
Gooood. Now all you need is some guns and a need to kill.
>>3542473
I-I can't! Well, I could IC b-but you bringing up Ragyo/Elizabeth/Mercy completely dulled my edge! MY CHEEKS ARE ROSY MECHANON, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF
Would anyone care for a dance~?
>>3542471
a hug
>>3542435
Ah~ Yes sir!
>Feeling her pussy in a complete mess as their fluids leak out, she flops down next to the man with his cock in her hand. Quickly she runs her tongue along the member lapping up the sticky mess.
>>3542473
Then don't be tired! Drink a coffee, ma-uh robot up! And destroy what stops you from getting what you want!
>>3542463
I love being edgy!
>>3542473
You're coolest, Mr. Robot
>>3542477
A need to kill.. hmm..
>>3542478
Can you do some breakdance please?
>>3542478
That pretty face tells me you got a penis.
>>3542477
>tfw the closest I had to that was yuruposter and her schtick was telling me how much of a shit I was
I-it's raining, I'm not crying
>>3542492
I don't got coffee! I got soda I guess.
>>3542495
The edgiest, coolest anime girl
>>3542495
To learn more, listen to some Slayer.
>>3542515
(You'll find someone. I know you will. Perhaps not... serious but... someone to keep you coming back here to these threads.)
>>3542492
Yes, you whore be sure to clean all of me
>he pats and strokes your hair with both hands before slowly shoving you down unto his prick, his soft wet rod swimming inside your gullet until it starts kissing the back of your throat. He then twists your head around to savor every part of your mouthpusssy.
>>3542499
I don't really specialize in such a dance but I'll do my best for you, my dear.
>>3542515
Who knows~?
>>3542515
Then drink it and have the energy to do what needs to be done!
>>3542537
>Her head follows the directions of his hand and begins to lap her tongue around the cock before pushing herself down engulfing the entire member in her mouth and down her throat.
>>3542732
>not at image cap yet
>>3542545
>he let's her head linger around her crotch for a while, her lips making full contact to the base, before pulling her up with a sloshy pop.
Appreciated, little bitch
>he cups her cheeks and makes a brief kiss of her lips, almost out of goodwill, before zipping up and parting ways.
>>3542746
close enough desu