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First for bullying!

?ot gninetsil \pre\ s'thaW

>>3542756
slams and or jams

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>>3542754
Go to sleep, Nia.

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>>3542756
ecnelis fo dnuos gninefaed ehT

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>>3542760
Thank you for the refuel mister!~

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>>3542772
No!
>Bullies you

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Man now it's bugging me how shit my mic is. I'll never vocaroo spam like Nue and be cool like him.

I never did ooga booga where the pussy at when I got home like I intended too, either.

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>>3542779
>not flipping the image

>>3542800
..I was too lazy. I will commit seppuku.

someone give me an actual reason to feel shit instead of it happening anyway for no good reason pls

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>>3542826
Don't feel shit at all anon it's even better to feel good!

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>>3542826

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>>3542826
>Bullies

>>3542826
Fuck off back to your hugboxes. Oh wait no one in those likes you either.

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>>3542796
>Bullies back

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>>3542826
One day you will DIE and it will be the happiest day of your life.

T-THESE
GODDAMN
YURUPOSTERS...??

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>>3542864
number 1 assass

>>3542870
;-;

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>>3542875
At least I'm #1 in something.

>>3542849
>rejected even from internet hugbox chatrooms

How is this possible

>>3542912
did you think all those people talking about how elitist and cliquey those get were just memeing the whole time?

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Somehow missed the new thread..

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>>3542855
Hey! I'm the bully here! Submit to me!
>Bullies you harder

>>3542895
Mecha is number one in being cucked.

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>>3542936
This is true.

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>>3542936
>>3542952
It's true. I'm literally the husband who leaves for work all day while his wife(u's) gets fucked the entire time.

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>>3542934
Your tricks won't work on me, Nia.
>Continues bullying
Bully the anons if you desire a easy target.

>>3542957
How's your wife's son doing?

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>>3542936
(Ouch.)

>>3542936
(To be honest, I think I'm heading towards stay at home husband status. If they're okay with that, if not I'll uh... find something.)

>>3542834
i have nothing to feel good about, though

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>>3542521
Where did all of the food go?

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>>3542960
...You saw right through me?

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>>3543008
W-Whoops, wrong server!
>D.Va disconnects from ERP before she inevitably gets fucked 5 different ways to hell

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>>3543001
Then you find something to make yourself feel good!~

>>3543008
>>3543024
>massages your feet before you leave

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>>3543034
That ass is the bomb

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>>3543039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

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>>3543020
The eyes of sleep see many things, Bully Nia.

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>>3543046
Having sex with this girl surely must be a trap

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>>3543089
Only sometimes!~

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>>3543049
That sounds scary..
Will you teach me how to bully?

What's /ERP/ listening to?

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Why is it all slow again!?

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>>3543125
Help me spread the word of sleep and we got a deal.

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>>3543146
Okay, thank you!

Go to sleep.

>>3543126
STFUUUUUUU

>>3543126
PC case fans whirring away. Most fun I've had in hours.

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>>3543126
Nothing for some reason!

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>>3543151
>Falls asleep on the spot.

>>3542521
What happened to the anon who was going to play Megumin?

>>3543189
Thread curse

>>3543189
Fell to the curse.

>>3543189
Curse of ERP took him.

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>>3543174
Heheh..
>Bullies your defenseless body
Sleep well, Usami!

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>>3543126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMidL_YL1Ys

You know, all the cucking jokes reminded me of this RP I did with a chick I met on /tg/ about this normal guy hooking up with a girl that seemed perfect, but she was a fucked up nymphomaniac and he found out she was some child porn actress and though she loved my guy she had a pathological need to just fuck thanks to how fucked up she was. Eventually she fucked his best friend and my guy started started fucking his coworker who was a proper and nice normal girl.

Then it just kinda ended. I wonder where it would have ended up.

>>3543126
Is this the new meme?

>>3543220
Holy shit

You didn't choose the cuck life, the cuck life chose you

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>>3543189
I unleashed the gates of hell and used explosion magic upon him for even thinking of doing such a thing. Huhuhu!

>>3543220
..wat?

>>3543224
It wasn't until Nui started forcing it

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>>3543225
The chick dug it and I indulged her, really. I liked how dark and dramatic it got, hard to find that in most RPs these days.. but I guess so, yeah.

>>3543232
/tg/ erp generals were quite the thing

it's quiet today. does anyone need a hug?

>>3543254
the robot who gets perpetually cucked could use one

>>3543254
That guy that was being an emo whiner earlier probably does if he's still here.

>>3543220
Nice novel.

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Zzz...

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>>3543262
All I asked was she use meme50 h-manga girls as her characters' appearances and she agreed, I'd have eaten shit at that point. And I guess I did.

>>3543268
>smells ur stinky ass feet

>>3543272
>hugs you

>>3543268
hey, can i have a hug

>>3543261
nah i'm just sitting here staring at the wall and gradually drinking myself into oblivion
no one wanted to hear my shit so i stopped posting

>>3543272
I legitimately feel bad for you mate.

>>3543286
hey, can i have a hug

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>>3543280
thank

>>3543287
It's not so bad. Honestly, I perpetuated this meme for my own amusement and it just kind of manifested. Like I forced a meme into reality.

I'll just miss yuruposter around here.

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>>3543294
>I'll just miss yuruposter around here.
Why do you guys have to keep mentioning it

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What does /ERP/ think of 2B?

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>>3543306
gomen

She was the only schtick I had that's not being le robot cuck

I'll pick up a new ava soon and probably stop doing this as much soon

>>3543294
>hugs you tighter
please try to have a good day!

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>>3542849
>>3542912
Feels pretty good to be honest.

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>>3543294
>tfw I was just about to sleep and got reminded that Yuriposter is gone.
Thanks, Mecha.

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>>3543279
They're clean though...

>>3543280
Sure.

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>>3543324
Sleep.

>>3543315
I'll sleep soon and the pain will recede for 4 to 5 hours.

>>3543331
>lets you go
just come back if you need anymore hugs, okay?

>>3543326
>extends his arms for a hug
u-um, sorry about last time...

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>>3543339
Last time...?
>hugs the anon

>>3543331
>More hugging
Sleep well, Mecha

>>3543351
>he hugs her tightly and places his head on her shoulder so she can't see his blushing face
i, uh... walked in on you in the tub... and you told me to get in and be more relaxed...

come on and slam, motherfuckers

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>>3543370
I'll slam you with my torpedoes!

>>3543374
>welcomes to the jam

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>>3543384
>Is jammed all over

>>3543400
>Yeah, you want a hoop so shoot, baby shoot

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>>3543366
Oh, right...
>She pats his back
It's fine, really.

>>3543416
>he holds the embrace
i still feel kinda awkward about it...

>>3543410
>[barkley face intensifies]

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>>3543427
Don't worry about it.

Have you been relaxing, at least?

Where's the sex?

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>>3543462

>>3543460
i.. i think so. i've been giving everyone hugs and wishing them a good day. i suppose that relaxes me, cause i feel nice when i do that. which reminds me, i hope you have a good day today!

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I'm gonna go to bed before long. It doesn't matter much, considering how memes flow, but I hope no one thinks I'm actually hurt or feel I'm cucked or whatever. I thought it was just an amusing joke to roll with, but I'd rather not anyone make weird assumptions, either.

My one and true waifu is and always has been big anime titties in general, and no one can take those away from me.

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>>3543470
That's good.

And thank you, you too.

>>3543494
What happened exactly?

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>>3543494
big ol tittays is always the answer

>>3543511
>he lets her go and smiles at her
well, that's all i really wanted to give you... don't be afraid to ask me if you need anything. i love helping!

>>3543525
>Rikku's face when

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>>3543517
Running meme of how every ava I get friendly with is shipped with someone else, I suppose.

I may stop robotposting for a little while to let it die down, and the fallout from yuru relax as well. I've got some new ava ideas I want to put to use maybe on my upcoming days off anyway.

I've had fun watching people defend/make fun of me though, so thanks guys.

>>3543525
ayy

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>>3543494
I'll never cuck you!

>>3543539
It's canon that she was jealous of Lulu's tits during X. She outright says as much.

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>>3543545
That's because you're the best, Nia!

>>3543545
>pets the Nia

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>>3543545
LITTLE

>>3543562
BOHEMIAN

>>3543562
INDIAN

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>>3543568
>>3543572
DRILLS

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>>3543572
PRINCESS

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>>3543530
>She gives a small nod.
Thank you, I will.

>>3543579
>solo played on a guitar strung with bass-strings intensifies

>>3543581
>he turns and waves at her, smiling at her over his shoulder
i'll leave you alone now! i don't wanna be too annoying. i'll give you another hug if i see you again!

(Damn, it's never a good time to post when I'm around...)

>>3543598
Who are you? we could use an actual ava

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>>3543596
>She returns his wave
You're not annoying, but alright...

Take care then.

>>3543613
>he abruptly stops while leaving and quickly spins around and points at her
oh! i almost forgot! please do your best today, okay?

>>3543598
I'm sure that whoever you are, you could find some fun.

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>>3543625
>She tilts her head
... Do my best?

>>3543604
(I'm someone who's been wanting to try someone new.)

>>3543636
(Eh, maybe. I'm not too sure.)

>>3543657
yeah! whatever you do today, do your best at it! and do your best to have a good day and be happy as well!

>>3543712
You might night get many bites, but usually there's no time quite like comfy hours to start someone new

>>3543751
*might not

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>>3543726
Alright... Thanks.

>>3543751
(I guess I'll give it a try then...)

>>3543766
>he smiles kindly and waves once more
yep! be seeing you!

>>3543770
Eager to see em!

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>>3543781
Later.

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>The clacking of stilettos heels can heard slowly approaching from the distance. As their impacts become much clearer, their origin reveals itself. Clad in her combat outfit that left little to the imagination, a woman with a noticeably bored expression lazily presented herself, letting out an obnoxious sigh before continuing.
Uuhh... So many weaklings...! I heard this place was home to some more worthy "opponents"... But I don't sense a luck of passion from anyone here... and I'm soooo bored.
>Planting her taff firmly to the ground, she leans her back onto it with an overly dramatic pose of distress.
Perhaps I, Demon Monkey Necromancer Seiten, won't folios any fun here either...!

>>3543952
(*find any fun* ..oops)

>>3543952
hey, can i have a hug

>Walks in

>>3543959
This guy... Gets me every time.

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Ahh... bored... Any anons need some treatment for their hard cocks? It'd be refreshing to play with some a bit

>>3544000
What kind of treatment are you offering? better safe then sorry...

>>3543989
huh? what do i get you? do you need a hug?

>>3544000
hey, can i have a hug

is beary her

hi bery

>>3544000
dem shrine maiden tits tho

>>3544011
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544035
I wouldnt mind a handjob, do i get to cum on you?

>>3544046
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544049
hey, can i have a hug

>>3543952
>>3543956
is the hammer dropping??

>>3544057
What did he mean by this?

>>3544034
>he does his best to free his arms from the bear hug and hug you back. as he fidgets, he smiles
well, that's a good thing, isn't it? i'm glad i make you happy! thank you, but don't worry about me! you have a good day!

>>3544047
of course!
>he extends his arms, welcoming a hug

>>3544068
>>3544057
>>3544047
Getting awfully close to spam there buddy

>>3544076
I want Shuten to use my cock all they want!

>>3544076
>Shuten
I NEED IT

>>3544078
none of those are me, though...

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>>3544046
Thanks.
>>3544049
Cum wherever you want, just warn me before that!
>Starts warming-up her fingers
Only handjob? Bet you want something more than that.

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Anyone here like big cocks?

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>>3544111
go on

>>3544105
>Anon starts undoing his pants and tugging them down to let out his half erect cock
Well ofcourse i want more, you only offered a hand job

>>3544111
>Slaps useless redhead with a big black rooster.

>>3544111
Only if they're Big and Black

>>3544078
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544141
yep!
>he opens his arms for a hug

>>3544111
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544111
Only if they're Black and Huge.

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>>3544120
>She kneeled before you, looking in your eyes and warmly exhaled on the tip of your cock
But you may ask! I can please you with my mouth, face or even armpits, hehe
>Gives your cock a short kiss and then lifts up one hand to show her smooth armpit
So it's whatever you want more.

>>3544148
You erased this >>3544134
to replace big with huge?

>>3544150
Is this the Reimu from /b/

>>3544150
What about your breasts? and arnt face and mouth the same thing or would face be rubbing my cock all over your face?
>She can see his cock raising after the breath then faster after the kiss and the sight of her armpit and sideboob

>>3544153
Yes, because I fucked up the song title.

I wish we had a Zelda

>>3544153
big mclargehuge

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>>3544134
>>3544148

>>3544147
>Kurisu hugs the anon.
>>3544119
I have a big futa cock.
>>3544125
>Kurisu's head flies clean off.

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>>3544163
I like you

>>3544163
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544175
hey, can i have a hug

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>>3544173
NNNNNNGGGGGGGG

>>3544179
hey, can i have a hug

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>>3544175
I like dick.

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>>3544189
Same here. Adicted to dick or if you want the pu we're adickted

>>3544173
>Fucks the piece of shit's neck hole. Cums and makes it look like she coughed up semen.

>>3544197
I'm done...

>>3544179
>Cell likes the girl-wang
>therefore someone who made up his creation also does

My bet's on Krillin.

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Hello everyone. I don't have long, but I wanted to stop by to apologise again for dropping out on those anons last night. I have something planned for tomorrow I hope might make it a little better. Have a wonderful day my children.

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>>3544211
I'm sorry...

>>3544218
>rattles your bones

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>>3544111
Me! Not only them though.
>>3544156
Erm, no.
>>3544165
>She nods and thhen pull her dress up, revealing the tits
Here they are. And yeah, you said it right; some anons like touching my face with their cocks.

>>3544214
Nah Tien

>>3544218
hey, can i have a hug

>>3544219
You should be!

>>3544219
hey, can i have a hug

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>Hugs the entire thread

>>3544218
It's okay, Ainz! You did well! I hope you have a wonderful day too!

>>3544226
Na, Tien provides the pedophilia keyword. All that time alone in the wilderness with someone that never physically matures past about 4 years old...

>>3544225
My cock would look really nice between those, but lets rub it on your face to start, since you seem to like it~
>He takes his cock in his hand and starts to rub it on her face, letting her take over moving it

>>3544150
What a deviant shrine maiden...
>Without hesitation he undid his pants and let his thick cock flop out from his boxers
You'll give mine a kiss too, right?

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>>3544222
>takes triplet damage from the rattling

>>3544232
>Getting down onto one of his boney knees, Ainz wraps his long skeletal arms around the anon, pulling him close to his sternum while stroking his hair at the same time.
Remember, you are loved.

>>3544242
T-thanks Nia! Have a great day!
>the lich practically falls over himself as he runs up to Nia, giving her a great big bearhug of a squeeze before running off for the day

>>3544261
Papa bones, I gotta ask, are you excited for tomorrow?

>>3544242
I didn't ask for a hug nerd!
>Bullies you

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>>3544225
>She closed her eyes and smiled while you were rubbing your pulsating rod all over her face. She wiggled and made herself comfortable sitting on the knees and then started moving her face against your hard cock, making it push harder into her cheeks; her left hand gently touches your balls meanwhile
>>3544255
>She licked her lips and winked you
If the other anon doesn't mind... Although, if you come closer, you will get a kiss anyway, hehe

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>>3544308
I'm excited for what I have planned for tomorrow. I originally was going to do it yesterday but there was better reason to play Kallen.

What else is happening tomorrow?
Also, have some breasts, just cause I love you.

>>3544308
Tomorrow?

>>3544320
Mmm you enjoy it dont you? how about a tit job?
>He rubs it from side to side on her face over her lips, letting her get a nice treat of precum

>>3544329
What would you do if someone were to play Albedo or Shalltear for you?

>>3544329
It's Father's Day in the US, you silly skeleton!
>>3544331
See above

>>3544343
Oh... Right. No wonder I forgot, then.

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>>3544261
Duuuude I want a skeleton hug.

>>3544173
>loves you

>>3544320
Eh? It's just a kiss after all. Probably more.
>He smirks as he walks closer to her and rubs his musky length against her cheek

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>>3544370
>Kurisu loves and kisses the Kenny.

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Now, I have to go shower and get ready to leave again. Behave though! I'm always watching!
Have a wonderful Saturday my children.

>>3544341
That's an interesting question. I remember there was briefly an albedo who came along when I started. A Shalltear as well who always wanted me to sit on her face. I am interested to see where such a situation would lead..

>>3544343
Ah! My apologies, I should have realised as the reason I'm currently strapped for time is that I've traveled up north to visit my father for fathers day.
>>3544370
>the lich swooped down upon the panda, while one would feel an air of dismay emanating from the grim being, in fact a warmth ran through his bones as he lifted you from the ground in a gentle hug, playfully scratching gently behind the panda's ears

>>3544363
How's that?

>>3544370
>injects Kenny with a powerful sedative

>Tfw Kurisu is still alive
>Tfw will never violently beat her while Kenny watches.

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>>3544415
Ive been putting off playing Shizu for 9 months... i just dont imagine she has enough art of her perfect robot body

>>3544415
Well we may see how that turns out depending on who I choose~

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>>3544336
>She opened one eye to look at you and pursed her lips to make it softer for your cock. Girl gave the head a kiss, licking a bit of precum and noded
I loved that! My face has scent of your cock now, lovely~
>She then gropes her tits and pushes them together
Of course! But... First, you'll give my nipples a litttle kiss with your cock. Is that okay for you?
>>3544385
>She smirked and gently grasped your cock while you were rubbing against the cheek
You're right~
>She purses her lips, making it ready for the warm, wet kiss

>>3544426
I haven't seen or heard from my dad since he tried to kill me when I was 15

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>>3544408
>Kenny rains many smooches upon the Kurisu.
I have missed you.

>>3544415
>The panda carefully hugs the bare bones, not sure how fragile they are.

>>3544427
>babbles for a moment and falls on the ground unconscious.

>>3544434
>Tfw Kurisu will never violently beat me while Anon watches.

>>3544458
>He lays back and watches her grope herself
Mhmm, im in your erotic service dirty shrine maiden~

>>3544469
That explains why you're here.

>>3544458
See? It will be fine.
>He brushes his fingers through her hair while pushing his cock against her cheek, oozing precum staining it
It even wants you to kiss it badly!

>>3544488
Does it?

>>3544516
Daddy issues.

>>3544527
What about everyone else, though?

>>3544476
>He kneels over the unconscious panda and picks her up, stuffing her in his large backpack and running off.

>>3544541
>mfw Kenny is known to have vore/body modification/other weird fetishes
This can only end well.

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>>3544541
>She's currently stuffed inside a backpack. And she's kinda flexible, so it isn't that hard to get her in there. Hoo boy.

>>3544557
Shush.

>tfw Kenny blue balled me when she said she wouldn't
Feels bad

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>>3544477
Aww, I thought you'd touch my nips with your cock yourself... Nevermind, enjoy ^^
>She got closer to you, and grabs your cock, squeezing a bit. Slowly, she approaches your cock with the nipple and then push against each other, twisting and rubbing them; the nip gets inside the urethra a bit
Just a bit more... And you'll get your titjob... Okay?
>>3544512
>She giggled and heavily exhaled on your cock with your nose, tickling it a bit
I feel like the kiss won't be enough for your cock! Bet it will want inside my mouth right after! Naaughty!

>>3544616
Ofcourse im in yoru service but... tease me to long and ill want to go somewhere even more precious...
>His cock responds well to being rubbed against her breasts like that, leaving precum as her nipples go erect

>>3544616
>He chuckles lightly at the ticklish feeling, his cock throbbing slightly
How did you guess? It's such a naughty cock, huh?
>He prods it against her lips hard
Oh look, it stole a kiss from you~

>>3544593
>He dumps her on a beach.
>When she wakes up, she's covered in hamburgers.
>So many that she can't move, but there is a hole she can see the sky through.
>And there's cum in her hair and on her legs.

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>>3544684

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>>3544557
>Kenny is known to have vore/body modification/other weird fetishes.
That's why she's mine.
>>3544476
I missed you too!
And I would love to beat you down and stomp on you until you beg for mercy.

>>3544684
Boo
Re-enact A Property of the Clan by Nick Enwrite!

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>>3544684
>When she awakens, she assesses her situation and stares up at the sky, completely unable to move from the burgers but still able to tell how matted and sticky her hair and legs are respectively.

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>3544615
If this was within the last two days my internet has been cutting out sporadically so that may have been involved.

>>3544709
I would love that too. And yep, that's why I'm yours!

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>>3544684
>When she wakes up, she's covered in hamburgers

>>3544724
It was like uh...maybe a few weeks ago.

Anyone willing to give me a sloppy blowjob? Need to get rid of that boner.

>>3544768
>blows you messily

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>>3544615
>>3544741
>Kenny cheating on me.
Nevermind, she's GWARbage.
>>3544724
Shut up.

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>>3544768
I'll give you one comrade~

>>3544783
What in jack-fucking-hanna is that??

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>>3544783
You could always savagely beat me desu

>>3544783
I'll plow your fuzzy little panda and step on you while I do it.
http://youtu.be/rUzz2fwOD88

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>>3544661
>For a bit more, she rubs your cock against another nipple, which became considerably bigger and harder because of maiden's excitement.
Sorry...
>She lifts her eyes to look into yours; for some reason, she looks guilty, even though she is getting your dick right inside her tits
I don't think I'll let you put it inside my pussy... Hope you're not angry with that...
>Squeezes your cock with her boobs the next moment, slowly starting moving up and down
>>3544671
It is! And not even trying to hide its naughtiness!
>She lightly frowned, playing offended. But as your cock touches her wet lips, she smiles and kisses your tip in different places, making it all wet with saliva.

>>3544785
Don't send me to gulag pls
>>3544777
Trips of sex das god, go on

>>3544724
>Eventually the hamburgers turn to liquid all at once. They flow around her, encasing her in a meat prison in which she suffocates.
>He comes along later and picks up the Kenny tube.
>She is packaged in with several other hot dogs and eaten raw.

>>3544832
>hot dogs are made of cute panda girls
Just end my life family

>>3544817
Thats fine... can i ask why... and maybe borrow your panties?
>He enjoys her tit job enough, laying back and enjoying every moment of it

>>3544817
Ah, that's very true! Maybe you should punish it with your armpit.
>Bites down on his bottom lip and blushes lightly, his cock twitching excitedly with every kiss

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>>3544817
When did you get here Reimu?

>>3544783
>she shuts up
Does she just do whatever you tell her to?

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>>3544832

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>>3544882
She's a good girl!
But she can speak now.

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>>3544940
Thank you!

>>3544832
>The Kennydog is eaten. Her last thoughts had been of memes. Wew.

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>>3544865
>she heavily breathes as the titjob got faster; as the the boobs are tightly wrapped around your cock, she can feel how it pulsates and twitches. After getting the request, she slows down a bit, as she gets her hands on her panties and slowly pull them down
Erm.. don't know... just don't feel like I want it...
>She finally got her white cotton panties off, and presented them to you
>>3544879
>She abruptly stops kissing your cock and frowns again
I guess you're right.
>Raises her left hand, exposing the armpit to you
Oh, it's a bit sweaty... Alright, don't make me do it myself and get your cock right here.
>She pointed on the center of her armpit with the finger of the other hand
>>3544880
Ah... erm... not so long ago... why? ><

ded

>>3545029
>He takes her panties, giving them a quick sniff before balling them in his hand
Thats fine... im not that needy... just... keep going

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>>3545031
Hey, since we're moving at a snail's pace, might as well take advantage of it.
If you find a different, smaller pink-haired fairy named Ribbon... Can you squash her for me? Thanks.

>>3545090
What?

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>>3545090
Found her.

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>>3545029
Just wondering. Is this your plan on getting money for the shrine?

>>3545104
UNPUFF

>>3545104
UNPUFF

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>Tfw no one wants soviet borschtjob

>>3545104
UNPUFF

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>>3545134
>>3545136
>>3545185

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>>3545084
>She observed how you were sniffing her panties
You can leave them, by the way... If you make a little donation for me, alright? I-I'll explain it later if you want...
>She quickly gained the previous speed of titfuck, and bows her head with the mouth widely open so your tip gets to fuck her mouth as well.
>>3545119
Shh! I'm just... getting the attention for the shrine. I'm not asking money for making those anons feel good and comfortable!

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>>3545258
Sure you aren't.

>>3545258
I would love to... hear about it... when your mouth isnt busy...
>His hips thrust up andinto her mouth through her soft breasts over and over, she can hear the erotic sounds he is makign

>>3545233
UN
FUCKING
PUFF
BITCH

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>>3545314
>She continues moving, diligently pleasing your cock with her soft tits and warm, watery mouth. As she feels that your cock is throbbing, she imagined your hot cum shooting right into her mouth and moaned herself because of that
>>3545281
D-don't you dare to judge me, Parsee! You... are just envious!

>>3545370
Remi
u okay

>>3545281
>rubs ears
Just like you aren't~

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>>3545418
Give me sweets!

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>>3545412
N-no I am not jealous of you.
>>3545422
Kayyy!~ S-stop it!

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>>3545499
>Gives blood filled cake.

>>3545499
>Shrugs and gives candy to the little vampire.

>>3545499
I got something sweet for you, bitch.
>Unzips pants and shoves his dick in her mouth.

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Back once again
I'll simply lurk and wait for qt girls to get the dick
qt girls love the dick

have fun now

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>>3545501
You don't sound sure saying that~ Although, it looks like my anons already came or became bored, so there's nothing to be jelly about now ~.~

>>3545551
he ded.

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>>3545572
Thank you for the clothing Reimu. I'll make sure to run your shrine into the ground.

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>>3545518
>Accidentally sets cake on fire.

>>3545525
Yaaay!
>Begins cheerfully munching on the candy.

>>3545551
>Bites down, piercing his dick with her fangs and sucks his blood.

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>>3545603
What? How did you manage something like that?

>Flips the thread upside down

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>>3545598
It doesn't suit you, come on. And yeah, I doubt you'll do much to my shrine. Like there's not much possible to do to make it become worse...

>>3545603
>Gently pats her head before bringing more candy and sitting in front of her

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>>3545647
There's a lot of things I can do.

>>3545603
You seem to be in a... good mood?

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>>3545632
Sakuyaa! Put it out!
>Throws flaming cake at Sakuya.

>>3545650
>Endlessly chomps down candy.

>>3545687
When am I ever unpleasant?

>>3545673
like call people retarded for not instantly doing everything you ask even if they dont enjoy it

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>>3545722
No. I can let Futo set the place on fire.

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>>3545709
>Steps to the side so the cake can fall into the lake.
Done.

>>3545709
Well, ‘unpleasant’ won’t be the word I would use…
You just seem to be very happy right now. For no reason whatsoever.

>>3545709
>Smiles while looking at her chomping the endless amount of candy.
I hope you don't get sick

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I want to fuck anon like this

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>>3545767
>Remilia walks to the edge of the lake and stares into the water longingly.
Aww, my cake...

>>3545775
Is that an issue? Even one such as myself can enjoy themselves every now and again.

>>3545803
>Pauses from scarfing down candy to look at him and speaks with her mouth full.
Nonsense! You think The Scarlet Devil would be bested by mere confections?

>>3545808
Can’t I be the one doing the fucking?

>>3545872
>pets the Remi

>>3545722
No, you see, if you post here you have to be open to doing anything anyone asks even if you don't find it even remotely arousing based on past experience, or else you're doing it wrong.

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>>3545872
We can make another one.

>>3545872
>The male purses his lips before opening his mouth and closing it again. He nods at her, giving her the right answer before leaning closer to grab a piece of candy

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I am here to represent the defendant.

>>3545909
But you're not Phoenix Wright...

>>3545872
Well, if you’re happy I won’t stop you.
Want to do something fun together?

>>3545909
So how does it look miss? Am I guilty?

Morning everyone, hope you're well.
Any trap, futas or twinks lurking? I could use a pick me up.

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>>3545925
Wright was murdered in his bed last night.
>>3545932
As long you do everything I say then we can win this case.

>>3545973
excuse me what?.... aw shit, and then they think I did it, fucking typical
that is why I'm here right?