FRESHLY BAKED HUNGER GAMES BREAD.
Just don't bite into it, it contains bits and pieces of metal fragments.
>>3487323 (antman)
Now just think, before me, there wasn't a single KFC in the universe! Could probably change B.C.E to B.K.F.C!
>>3487344(Sol bad guy)
Where exactly you from? We gonna change that right quick!
>>3487361
T-This game is stupid. You're stupid.
>>3487312
>>3487361
Awww shiiiiiiiiit
>>3487346
>Judging with the mysterious bloody footprints, it might be the ghostly flavor of retribution
>>3487370
...Has it actually worked?
>>3487397
Snek-chan a cute. CUTE!
>>3487388
Illyria, right now.
>>3487256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgjTP8fuz4
>>3487404
You could say....Is it working for you?
>>3487407
Fucking stop
>>3487404
>ghostly retribution
Thank you for reminding me of that one hentai.
>>3487320 (Mr. Bear)
I always feel like they keep a couple of back-up bottles.
>>3487283 (Sol)
>I'm ganna be using Kaito most of the time for the foreseeable future... But I'll definitely use Kazuma as well.
>>3487397
Why are you all red? A-are you feeling alright?
>>3487405
I agree.
>>3487361
Nope. There is absolutely no way I'm going in there. I saw firsthand what went on beneath the colorful facade that is Baskin-Robbins.
>>3487388
Can't even begin to imagine how my folks did it.
>>3487405
>>3487436
Everyone tonight is partying for lasting so long inside this world.
>>3487415
Nnnooot really.
>>3487435
>?
>>3487406
Illyria, I get the spellin right? I'll pass it along to corporate, the boys there'll know what to do.
>>3487439
Thank the lord above for modern technology. Couldn't a happened without pressure cookin. Takes too damn long to fry up a bird otherwise!
>>3487344 (Sol)
>>3487406
As far as I know they aren't clones...
>>3487331 (Traveler)
Well, I don't want to have the wrong person, you know?
>>3487262 (Aussa)
>>3487404
Exactly~
As far as I know I'm also the only one adept at ghostie and dark powers~
>didn't even see the bloody footprints at first, nice catch.
>>3487443
When will Snake girl talk?
>>3487447
I-I won't question how I am still alive...
I fucking hate spiders
>>3487436
>Nice. You can see more of Kazuma showing in Hazama now that he and Terumi are separate.
>>3487460
Sounds like a plan. Godspeed.
>>3487447
Hey, is it getting a bit too hot in here or is it just–
>>3487443
Worst.
Girl.
>>3487452
Can we go on a date then?
>>3487466
>When I get translations.
>>3487468
You're living yarn, not unliving yarn.
>>3487436
Ones I know went through em too fast to really save em up.
>>3487489
>>3487495
I-I noticed that.
>>3487462
Weird...
IT'S THE FEAST!
>>3487468
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirby%27s_Epic_Yarn
>>3487462
>I have an attention for detail at times.
Aren't there some'a your...proto-forms that've shown up 'round here?
>>3487472
Spiders aren't so bad, c'mon, now.
>>3487491
Let's not, an' say we didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q62qcdsLiHo
>>3487533
I do not know how to use a "wikipedia".
>>3487443
Yeah, your whole style is pretty cute, especially those cute little snakes.
>>3487447
I-I feel like I should be the one singing..
>>3487473
>I know! It's amazing! Really dream come true kind of stuff! Maybe Hazama will start using magic too?!
>>3487493
>I still have fun with this.
>>3487503
Oh... They must be worse than the ones that I know..
>>3487493
Source?
>>3487537
But....
>Kisses
>>3487555
>>3487565
>Filename.
>>3487537
Have you ever talked to one before? Has a woman-spider ever tried to turn you into some fucking beast? No?
>>3487537
Oh, I guess that's true... but they aren't here too often...
>>3487531
Well, it's a type of species... it's like humans.
>>3487555
Course severity is different than whether or not you're an addict at all
>>3487472
you disgust me
>>3487541
There are still retards who fall for that.
How about a friendly little game of CHICKEN?
>>3487554
Learn how to.
>>3487621
Kek
>>3487621
Where's the spider from Bug's Life?
>>3487621
Fuck, I forgot about that creepy sonuvabitch.
>>3487555
>Maybe. Who knows?
>>3487616
Huh. Well, are they all sentient?
>>3487621
Whay about Yaname?
>>3487588
>Grabs face
Quit while you're behind, now.
>>3487608
Sentient spiders aren't THAT out'a th'ordinary where I'm from, and theres that lady with th'lower body of one around here that shows up.
>>3487616
I've just plain never met anyone else who makes such use'a my "type".
>>3487621
>>3487655
>I was just about to point out her as well.
>>3487637
>>3487598
I hope I'm around when you start talking.
>>3487617
I suppose androids can't get addicted then.. ?
>>3487652
>They get rid of Hazama and put in Kazuma.
>I would be conflicted as fuck...
>>3487657
....
>Grabs face
I can play that game
>>3487621
>Spidarus
Muh nigger
O-Okay guys, you can stop kamikazing into each other now.
>>3487664
Bandanna Dee is Zero?
So this is what you guys have turned into...
>>3487621
You get off to fucking spiders? All of them are disgusting but top right takes the cake. Go see a doctor
>>3487657
Of course there is. Why wouldn't there be another one?
I hope ____ shows up
>>3487682
I wouldn't know. I didn't design you or anything.
Hey goys.
I just want you to know that I ha--love every single one of you, I just wish you fucks would stop being so boring and liven things up.
No, this isn't for the (You)s, you guys are just stale and boring and offer no variety whatsoever.
It's almost like I'm talking to some PC police with how bland it's become, I can't even post dubs without feeling bored.
Sitting around in ERP discord is more fun than you guys and that's bad, so stop being the most boring people on the fucking planet and stop living in your shells because you don't want to be called cancer.
>>3487682
>>3487637
>
>>3487702
It's probably burn out on your end. Take a break.
>>3487702
>>3487702
How do I stop being bland? Its been fucking months now and I haven't bothered to change.
>>3487702
It's because barely any of us actually roleplay and you can only reply to a simulator based on a young adult novel for long.
>>3487717
I've been here the whole time, but no one ever calls for me. It's not like I'd expect you guys to want to hang out with a guy like me anyways.
>>3487700
Kamina Senpai
>>3487690
>Lifts like a ragdoll
C'mon, now.
>>3487697
I mean, it takes more'n one of a species 'ta survive.
FUCKING COO. GOD DAMNIT.
>>3487702
I'm sorry
>>3487702
I'm not in my shell, Dach. It's just that I can't seem to express my avatars to their full extent. Some drama would need to happen for that.
>>3487742
It's hard to call for someone when you don't know their name.
>>3487743
It's time to move on.
>>3487755
OK! OK I'LL STOP!
>>3487702
Is there something we can do?
Probably not.
>>3487652
Well, they are smart enough, though most pokemon don't talk... some of us have figured it out though.
>>3487657
Guess not... so in that case, if we ever need an earth user, hopefully you're around...
>>3487702
So start something
>start to RP
>ink blot captchas start up
welp time to kms
>>3487682
>Or Haz and Terumi do the fusion dance or some shit so Terumi doesn't die.
>>3487696
Sorry we haven't lived up to your standards, asshat.
>>3487702
>Just go do something more interesting f.am. We aren't stopping you.
>tfw looking through desustorage
>all these dead avas
>>3487702
Project X Zone-like campaign when?
>>3487781
Yeah, I forgot that I haven't been out in the public in so long. It's Itou Kaiji, if you actually care, though I don't know why some young girl would want to talk to a near homeless man like me.
>>3487823
refresh the page
>>3487694
This is nice..
>>3487701
Yes you did! Haha, just kidding... That'd be concerning...
>>3487706
Ah, I already have fun talking with you so it must get better after you start talking!
>>3487762
H-how did these get here...?
>>3487700
I'd like 'ta see one'a the other Charmers. Gods, it's been so long.
>>3487796
>Drops to ground
Much obliged.
>>3487805
Hells, I'm just about always here, after all.
>>3487823
>Not using Legacy captcha.
>>3487702
>try to start something dank
>get ignored mostly
It hurts Uncle Dach. Make it go away.
>>3487828
What is dead may never die, friend.
>>3487793
should have bumped the game
>>3487847
I still love you...
>>3487843
>>3487856
Radio guy?
>>3487827
I don't have standards, but you guys seem like a bunch of degenerates. Not like I'm any better, however.
>>3487854
>tfw Legacy fucks up and you have to go back to using image captcha
I hate it.
>>3487843
It would be? Do you feel like that about your actual designers? On that note...what's it like having a designer?
what are u listening to
>>3487866
yes he should have
>>3487828
like who?
>>3487892
do you miss your sanya-chan, kamina?
>>3487730
You can go fuck yourself, you low-class meme fuck.
>>3487725
Take a break? I've hardly fucking been here for the last week+
>>3487739
You fucking put some effort instead of being a bland fuck.
>>3487728
What do you want? Are you going to hit me with your magical hair balls or something?
>>3487741
People could actually try to liven things up instead of just letting the status quo happen.
>>3487748
Oh hey there, how's it going?
>>3487762
Don't be.
>>3487775
Start some drama, don't sit around being boring as fuck.
>>3487800
We could actually put forth some effort, try to have fun, act like cancerous little shits and not give a fuck who cares. Instead of that, we just sit around being tame and doing absolutely nothing, it's such a fucking bore and I'd rather sit in a police station doing nothing or watching TV.
>>3487805
You want me to fucking start something? I've never been good at that, how about you do it instead?
>>3487827
>we aren't stopping you
That's the fucking problem, you guys aren't stopping me from doing other shit because you're so FUCKING BORING.
Uhhhh
Well that ended so suddenly.
>>3487884
>Yee. I know it sounds really attention whore-y, but I was hoping for it to gain more steam than it did. I'm going to keep at it though.
>>3487872
You'd probably be better off lettin' go'a that.
>>3487923
>Slow clapping
>>3487942
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3487913
Please stop calling me Kamina
>>3487833
You seemed lonely so I thought I'd say hi. Anyway, my name's Aman Suou, nice to meet you. What exactly do you mean by "near homeless"?
>>3487919
Did Hoshi hack you?
>>3487901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI
Thanks for playing everyone.
>>3487919
Whatever you say, Dachman.
>>3487827
>I think Haz will always be in there, I mean all Kazuma is is a body for terumi Relius made,he could just make another I think..
>>3487875
Hm..? I'm not bothering you or anything right?
>>3487900
I suppose it's just like having a parent... Again, I don't have anything to compare it to.
>>3487919
Dachi, shut the fuck up.
>>3487954
K A M I N A
A
M
I
N
A
>>3487919
I would rather not, After all you're a crazy police officer with a gun, which happens to shoot bullets, which happens to be my only weakness, desu!
>>3487951
NO! I'm gonna...Love you forever.
Beep beep, here comes the Yamato train. Did this wacky entrance increase my popularity ratings?
>>3487919
>any attempts to liven things up ala an RP war are blown off as cancer
>despite the fact that replying to a simulator is just as cancerous
>>3487923
I'm upset about this... And dead...
Congratulations Mokou!
Thanks for hosting Deedeedee!
>>3487942
Thanks for hosting!
>>3487942
Thanks Dedede, and congratulations Mokou.
>>3487956
I'm not lonely. I prefer being by myself. I don't like being held back by others. It makes it harder to gamble and drink.
As for near homeless, well, you kind of can't pay rent when you're a slave to corporate shitheads that take joy in making people like me suffer.
>>3487964
>>3487923
Alright.
How do we improve HG?
>>3487997
Probably not, but hello anyways.
>>3487919
>Then why not go do other shit? >>3487885
If anything you look worse.
>>3487964
>Probably. Relius is a maniac.
>>3487962
Thanks for givin' us all somethin' to do!
>>3487997
I don't see what's wacky about it Onii-chan. You might have to just do somethin' nobody would expect. Like uhhh... I ain't the best one at doin' these sorts of things but you are!
>>3487919
>Start some drama
Maybe I will. There's something I've been wanting to try for a while now.
>>3487828
>tfw looking through desustorage
>I used to be somewhat relevant
>>3488024
Read the first post on /sanc/ on /hga/.
>>3488024
We need more RP, new codes, more hosts and a lot more drama.
>>3487997
I can see how your popularity ratings fall rock bottom.
>>3487962
Thanks for hosting!
>>3488008
You shouldn't gamble and drink, doing that kind of stuff is bad for your health if you weren't aware.
The next ava that I lose with is retired permanently
Wish me luck
>>3488052
no fuck off
>>3488024
We stop giving a fuck and go full autism.
Autism will save HG.
>>3487997
Hee-yada yada, hee-ho that, hee-ho this.
Hey.
>>3487828
>don't remind me.
>>3487962
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3487856
>You talking about the monster hunter thing?
>You might want to actually incorperate something actually in our community already.
>>3487919
Not disagreeing with you, but we are going to need a collabrative effort, otherwise the majority is just going to sit back and give us shit.
Part of the reason I enjoyed the time in HGA so much is because we started shit and made things happen.
>>3487909
Let me check a placements card from 1-19-2016
Spy, Sanya, Erica, Aali, Shinji, Paarl, Sans, Kamina, Robot Devil, and others who may or may not have been avas.
>>3488024
Make event codes and write stories attached to them.
>>3487828
>The one time you check desustorage it hits you right in the feels.
Fun shit.
>>3487919
>start drama
Ok deal
>>3488024
By removing all anime and bring in more furfag avas
Junkos a bitch
Hoshi did nothing wrong
Vraeth and Sophisto are the only ones who can save HG
playing OOC is not cancer
kamina is a faggot
/sanc and /hga were better
Baron is 10/10 host
We need more touhou
we need more ship girls
>Unzips dick
>>3488040
You think so? I guess that's what happens when you don't have running water in your house. Sorry for offending you with my looks.
>>3488065
Psh, and? Look at me and tell me my health matters. I need to make money some way, and the only way someone like me can is through gambling. It itches that scratch on my back anyways, so there's also that.
>>3488052
kicking people away is bad, Usuka.
Bad.
Executing order 2.1.18.15.14.
>Starts detonating the devices Hosts use to build the games.
>>3488090
>>3488032
There's no need to be so blunt about it. Hello though mister.
>>3488041
Should I actually crash a train into this place next time?
>>3488061
A-ah....that was just cruel. Why would you say that?
>>3488078
Oh....are you getting sick of your own gimmick? That's actually really depressing.
>>3488090
kamina was a faggot
but he was our faggot
>>3488090
Dude, you know what he meant, stop trying to be aggravating.
Ironically though, when the ship girls were here at least HG was more fun
>>3488024
As much as it will piss people off, I say we put less focus on the games and use something else.
Let's face it; a majority of people don't give a fuck about the simulator anymore as evident by the lack of replies to it.
The undertale game has been the only game that looks any good but at the end of the day it's still a reskin.
The games don't promote as much effort from the tributes compared to the host.
>>3488084
I think Sans is still around somewhat, but the rest of those guys have either said goodbye or dropped off the face of the earth.
>>3488108
You had better have good reason for disturbing me. I'm quite the busy man.
>>3487942
Congrats.
Thanks for hosting.
Sorry for derailing your game.
Status quo replies.
>>3487958
No, I'm tired of being fucking bored.
>>3487962
Is that a bad thing?
>>3487968
Fuck that, I'm tired of this boring shit that never ends. Also, fuck this guy that keeps thinking I'm doing this for (You)s.
>>3487991
How convenient, wouldn't you say? Maybe I should shoot you...
>>3487999
Nice trips.
Fucking do it again then, this place needs some kind of bullshit to end the status quo. Be that person, change the fucking boring state that is this community.
>>3488005
Eat shit, Ramsay.
>>3488040
It's just not clicking with you, is it? I've been doing other shit, but I come back here to see how you fucks have been doing and I see you're just as boring as ever.
>>3488044
For the love of fuck, please do it.
>>3488083
Good luck with that, god knows these fucks here don't have the attention span to actually put forth a collaborative effort to improve the life of this place.
>>3488090
That is AIDS tier drama, cause some drama that'll get (You)s of improvement.
>>3488090
>We need more touhou
On it.
>>3488123
I don't think anythin' like that would help but it'd definitely make for a good entrance! As long as you don't end up hurtin' yourself you know?
>>3488123
I've never had a kid ask me to lie to them, but I guess this can't hurt any more than getting your fingers cut off.
You're super popular, Yamato. All the girls line up just to be next to you!
>>3488128
>getting this triggered by a funpost
>"when the ship girls were here at least HG was more fun"
The fuck??
>>3488107
Kicking cancer away is good. Not everyone is good. Common sense. You fucking neutral idiot. If you don't care about the games why the fuck are you here? Oh, to circlejerk. Well, that won't be going away any time soon, so sit down and shut the fuck up cause what I'm preaching has nothing to do with you.
>>3488151
I don't mind people derailing my games. It's fun seeing my events kill people anyways.
But no, I don't mean that as a bad thing. Just keep doing you.
>>3488128
>>>>>>>>>>Gengar
>>3488108
Hee-what in the?
>>3488123
Hee-I'm just bored, ho. I don't know, maybe it's hee-because EVERYTHING IS THE HEE-SAME TH-
>He takes a deep breathe
It hee-feels like I just did this yesterday, ho. Hee-"Hello, I'm person A!" and "Hello, I'm person B, nice to meet you" gets hee-annoying, ho!
>>3488090
>More Touhou
>Don't tempt me. I still wonder what happened to the people who were talking about doing Murasa and Keine
>>3488177
If we're kicking cancer you're going to be first in line.
>>3488136
[Prisoner detected.
Receiving new directive.....]
>Breaks into jail controls and Frees the prisoner
>>3488010
It's all I can really say it's like... I don't know..
>>3488023
Do you wish more people would talk to you? Or is it a hassle?
>>3488040
>His arcade ending in CS extend... Jesus.
>>3488103
Your personality is irritating. I couldn't care less about what you look like.
>>3488151
>I'm just suggesting dropping us completely. Regardless, I do agree it's been boring, and we should do something. The whole Augmented Games thing was the shit, and I want something like that to happen again.
>>3488129
We shouldn't just get rid of the games, because that's still a big part of why we are even here. That being said, we SHOULD put more focus on other aspects.
>>3488151
Sadly you couldn't give the push when you weren't so frustrated though, cause right now it might hit people the wrong way with your frustration...
>>3488164
Not triggered, nor mad either, but you sound like you were just being a smart ass, if you weren't then I just interpreted it wrong, my bad.
As far as HG having been more fun when the shipgirls n shit were here, it was in my opinion.
>>3488190
Yo?
>>3488194
Murasa was played for a bit, but I never really seen them do much. Keine is still claimed or something.
>>3488130
Here's more, placements of superslam on 1-23-2016
Tatsumaki, Tiz Arrior, sort of JC (he pops in on occasion), Crab Nigga (still floating around I think), Nanami (Windows 7 OS-tan), Bob Dole, Blood-Starved Beast, Carlos Calaca (?, But he was in both of the screens I've looked at)
Give me exactly 6 (You)s and I'll save hg. No more, no less.
Aren't the stars so beautiful tonight?
>>3488206
I don't know what it is you're doing, but you're certainly not very good at it.
Leave me be. I shall return to my own devices.
>>3488194
>Don't.
?
>>3488218
>>3488239
>>3488159
Please! I'm way too smart to hurt myself with something dumb like that. I'd pull it off flawlessly, I'd just have to learn how to operate a train.
>>3488161
......Why is this homeless person bullying me? Who even are you?
>>3488191
So you're sick of just having this meet and greet? Well, what should we do to remedy that? Start a riot?
>>3488239
They're just like any other night.
>>3488218
Fair enough. Kind of inherent to being you after all
>>3488239
Zlatan knows he is beautiful
>>3488227
I do agree removing the HG from HG is stupid but we really do need to spread out more, at least until Brantsteele adds more features.
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
>>3488237
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>3488236
>Tiz Arrior
>Bob Dole
>>3488237
3/6
>>3488237
wah
>>3488243
Why is all the porn of this series so bad? Go on Paheal and all I see is Gurro shit
Should draw a shitty map then someone else pick up that image and their try to do an Augumented game?
>>3488239
Hee-the sky is pitch black, ho!
>>3488249
Riot? Did you hee-say riot, ho? Yeah, that sounds hee-fun.
>>3488224
>The whole Augmented Games thing was the shit
Some good bb/day/night/fatal/nonfatal/whatfuckingever events that don't have a particular theme in mind?
Have some sweet ass as compensation
>>3488224
But you don't even know my personality. You're passing judgment before you figure out what I'm about.
>>3488239
They're fine, but I get tired of looking at them after a while.
>>3488249
I'm a homeless man. You said it yourself no more than five seconds ago, baka.
>>3488278
>Paheal
There's your problem.
>>3488268
Both you? They did say dead avas.
HG has way too many cute anime grills and not enough TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS
>>3488249
Then you'd need to buy a train and a loooong, loooong track of rails first! I don't think I can even afford that if I'm lookin' into my wallet like this... I don't think stealin' one would be endin' pretty either!
>>3488300
Define "psychopath".
>>3488300
give me an idea for an ava that I can use to go batshit crazy with
>>3488286
>they were pretty good. They may have their faults like any other game, but they got people hyped one way or another.
>>3488103
So basically, you're a lazy bum who doesn't want to get a job? That's hardly a good reason.
>>3488243
?
>>3488247
I feel like if I had a heart I'd be having a heart attack..
>Sighs softly.
>>3488254
Thank you for understanding...
>>3488310
Hi Smoke-san! How are you today?
...So how would you all like to go on a journey of sorts?
Fags > Cute anine girls
>>3488292
(Player1) and (Player2) discover a new planet, and fight over the name
>>3488247
Uh...hello?
>>3488249
No, can't you see?! The way they shimmer and shine amongst the darkness of the night!
>>3488261
Who's Zlatan?
>>3488285
No it isn't, hee-ho! Don't you see them blinking?
>>3488293
How come? I could stare at them all night and never get bored!
>>3488300
We only need you, Hoshi and Junko to fill that slot. Anything else would be overkill.
>>3488300
Did you say psycho? I'm no mantis, but i'm still batshit insane.
>>3488293
Do I look like I care?
>>3488311
>Zappa.
>>3488300
I have two sides Amigo, one's the nicest person you'll ever met, and you the other IS A TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!
>>3488300
We're doomed to an endless cycle of Eternal Punishment.
>>3488326
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>3488151
Maybe you shouldn't!
If I were to die a maelstrom of death would envelop the entire community! Desu!
>>3488292
p1 dies
>>3488297
>Nah, I just really liked both of them
>>3488300
>>3488300
Bring back Yuno
>>3488344
SOMEBODY GOT IT
>>3488334
You are looking right at him
>>3488294
I haven't delved too deep into it because I keep forgetting the series exists.
I went to Fakku, Paheal, Gelbooru, and all I saw was dick girls, gurro, torture, mind control, like what the fuck I don't mind some mind control once in a while but too much of it plus all of those other ones on the front page is such a turn off.
>>3488300
That is a terrible exaggeration
I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.
I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO
Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.
You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.
See you tomorrow.
>>3488327
Hee-yes, yes! Hee-count me in, ho! Hee-ho, hee-ho!
>>3488334
>He squints
Hee-nah, ho.
>>3488300
What HG needs is a lethal injection.
>>3488300
Fucking this.
>>3488292
(Player1) takes a personal tour of the bad side of town, and is abducted by (Player2) as a way to get drug money.
>>3488351
cute
>>3488326
Hey kid.
>It pulls out a stick.
Cigarette?
>>3488318
I-I've tried my best, but living paycheck to paycheck is suffering, you know?
Wait, of your you wouldn't know. You're still in school, right? You have it easy, unlike me. You still rely on other people to help you live.
>>3488334
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be the only one that enjoys doing stuff like that? Or maybe it has something to do with girls. I know you women eat that scenery stuff up like it's nothing.
>>3488356
Ah. Definitely plenty of missing faces from even not that long ago. There would be more, but they came back with warm weather
> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Denny's so much, I had all the Eggs and Bacon
> I pray to Denny's every night before bed, thanking it for the Grandslams I've been given
> "Denny's is love" I say. "Denny's is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a pleb
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Denny's
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to eat Perkins
> Im crying now, and my stomache hurts
> I drink the coffee and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its Denny's coffee
> I am so happy
> It whispers in to ear, "this is my customer"
> Denny's grabs me with it's powerful Grandslams and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my mouth and cheeks for Denny's
> It penetrates my stomache
> It tastes so good and I eat it for Denny's
> I can feel my mouth tearing as my eyes start to water
> I swallow against it's force
> I want to eat Denny's
> It serves a mighty plate as it fills my stomache with his love
> My dad walks in
> The Denny's waitress looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ordered now"
> The Denny's waitress leaves through my window
> Denny's is love, Denny's is life
>>3488367
not even if you payed me
>>3488377
Holy shit pasta gayboy
>>3488129
There is nothing else for us to focus on without appealing to everyone in here. Dead hours prove that, everything that has been done outside of the main thing has been neglected and ends up in failing or just disappearing.
You're right, people don't give a fuck, but we're here because of the people in the end. That's the sole reason for some around here.
I could've finished 3 codes by now but they are all there. They are just there and not finished. They are just sitting there on 500 events each, why?
I don't know, every time I try I lose my motivation and my drive. I end up switching avatars in a petty attempt to find fun again. It fails every time.
Sad thing is; this shit can't be saved. Not by one person, it'd have to be a movement and that's never going to happen because of all different views on stuff.
>>3488285
So what's the plan? Do we just go nuts or should we amass an army first?
>>3488293
I meant your name asshole. I'm Naoe Yamato, whats your name?
>>3488300
I don't want to have sex with a "TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH" though.
>>3488306
You're right, so a trains out. What about a tank?
>>3488334
>He looks at the sky for a few seconds
W-wait, you're right. How the moonlight glints off of each individual star and everything seems to be working together to create one big huge beautiful symphony o- no it actually just looks the same as last nights sky.
>>3488300
Can I be intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor instead?
>>3488351
Ah, you getting sleepy?
>>3488405
Nah, I've been okay recently, plus.... I have my lungs to worry about.. Hahaha..
>>3488418
10/10
>>3488326
Of course.
Hey... Are you hitting on the snake haired girl? What if Haku saw, hmm?
>>3488340
You obviously do, or else you wouldn't be talking to me, idiot.
>>3488436
...Itou Kaiji. It doesn't matter if you remember it or not.
>>3488239
It certainly is, miss. A perfect time for a break, at that!
>>3488232
>Huh, I only saw them responding to building a folder
>>3488242
>I know, I know. I'd probably drag to light the umpteenth PC98 character anyways, knowing my stupid self
>>3488367
Yuno was perfect.
qt anime grill and a twisted fucking psychopath
>>3488436
tough fucking cookies, bloke.
>>3488443
Why the fuck not?
>>3488418
Heeeyyy, that's pretty good.
>>3488300
OOOOOOOOOOO!!! What a great suggestion! JUST THINK OF ALL THE FUN WE'LL HAVE!!! HAHA!!! Even MORE BLOOD AND TEARS!!! Both are equally delicious and refreshing!
>>3488436
Uhm.. that could be workin' out just fine. You'd just have to get your hands on one or somethin'... I might be able to get one as a toy from the same people that send me my other toys!
>>3488292
(Player 1) uses a med kit
(Player 1) finds a zombie (Player 2) kills a zombie (Player 3) recognizes the zombie it was (Player 4)
>>3488436
Hee-everyone and hee-everything should fight, ho. Like the hee-games, but without the hee-waiting, ho.
>>3488418
>Good shit
>>3488461
Who are your favorite HG anime grills?
l can't eat all this pasta, l already had dinner
>>3488300
Now, which should I break first...
Your spirit, or your spine?
>>3488374
Yes, well, he's not *that* beautiful.
>>3488379
Oh, I get it now. You're a blind snowman!
>>3488406
That might be true. But why does it matter? It's not hurting anyone.
>>3488436
You're no fun! Can't you appreciate the night sky for even a moment?
>>3488459
Ah, Elly, is it not? So nice to see someone who can take the stars for what they are!
>>3488406
Again you're just making excuses! I'm 19 years old, so I'm pretty sure I understand well enough what you're talking about. Don't you have stuff you like to do for fun? Besides drinking and gambling, I mean.
>>3488436
Your girlfriend came by earlier.
>>3488493
>makes you eat all the eggs
>>3488379
Good enough for me I guess.
I'll be making some codes over time that will each have a different theme and setting, but they'll all share the same plot. I'll work as fast as I can, but since I'm not a NEET anymore, it may take some time for me to finish the codes.
>>3488461
How about a heartless corporate logo brought to life as a pseudo deity, bent on delivering deep fried poultry to the world?
>>3488446
Suit yourself.
>It pockets the cigarette. Anything interesting I miss?
>>3488456
I don't care if I don't know your personality, I already want to break off your stupid chin and stab you with it.
>>3488509
Hee-if I was hee-blind, I wouldn't know you have one eye close, a peace sign, and a hee-scarf, ho!
>>3488521
....I'm scared.
>>3488527
Take your time.
>>3488461
If you please.
>>3488490
I'm not posting another fucking waifu chart.
>>3488502
How about I grab you by your bitch neck and throw you inside a fucking TV, where you'll be assaulted by shitty memes and retardation.
>>3488532
I don't fucking care, do it.
>>3488509
What are you? Blind? Can't you see this body of Zlatan?
>>3488446
>>3488533
Uh, I meant to say that out loud.
>>3488371
>>3488129
>>3488024
>>3488432
>>3488377
So what do we do? We got a decent amount of people here right now that agree, we can plan something. We can find a way to talk without derailing the whole thread, and figure something out.
>>3488452
What do you mean? I've called other people cute and stuff in the past, I'm a very affectionate person, but I know where my loyalty lays...
>>3488459
Hello Elly! It's good to see you again, how are you doing?
>>3488533
Not much I suppose, just the normal everyday happenings...
>>3488521
killitkillitkillitkillit KILL IT
>>3488560
Nice ribcage brah
>>3488554
It's already bein done, boy.
>>3488456
Itou Kaiji. Hm, well I'll remember it just to spite you. How about that Kaiji?
>>3488461
I'm offended and demand an apology.
>>3488481
H-hold on, people are sending you weapons? I know you have the whole cutesy "guns are toys" thing going on and I get that but people are actually giving you more of them?
>>3488489
Jesus Christ Jack, I think you need to calm down a bit.
>>3488509
It's more fun to watch you get worked up.
>>3488515
>He makes an awkward cough
Guah...what? What are you talking about? I'm not dating anyone right now.
>>3488563
How about we continue as usual? Nothing will change because nobody wants to change.
>>3488521
I have pic related hanging on my wall.
>>3488459
>It's fine.
>but there's always the moment to stop.
>>3488563
Gengar is that one really lanky kid at school who tries to talk to everybody even when he has no idea what's going on.
>>3488554
Why would you need to throw me into a TV? You seem to be giving off enough shitty memes and retardation to last me a lifetime.
>>3488509
Ah! We've met before, miss? I don't quite remember, I'm afraid.
>>3488567
Oh, hello, sir! Everything is absolutely wonderful, of course!
>>3488509
It could be hurting your eyes, but who knows? I don't. I'm nothing more than a poor man trying to live the good life.
>>3488515
>stares you down for a quick second
You're 19? How is it that you're only two years younger than me, but you look as thought you're way younger?
>>3488537
You wouldn't get close to hurting me like that. I don't care who you think you are, but I'd kick your ass before your brain could process what's going on.
Please.
Psychopaths?
All I see are a bunch of amateurs masquerading their petty kills as if it means something in the grand scheme.
>>3488592
Bugs and change
>>3488567
>I feel like if I had a heart, I'd be having a heart attack right now
Now if that isn't a pickup line, I don't know what is.
Post friends
>>3488593
>>3488521
Jesus! You are fucking ugly!
>>3488582
Thanks anon, but don't make it gay.
>>3488567
Huh. Sorry for leaving you hanging, but I have to leave as quickly as I came. See ya.
>>3488605
No Gengar is stumpy not lanky
>>3488614
This has to be the most autistic thing I've seen in the thread filled with autism. Kill yourself you useless nigger
>>3488612
>He grabs his sword. Flames spew from the exhaust.
Want to fucking bet? I'll wipe you off the face of this planet.
>>3488605
I was friends with that kid...he really fucking liked Dragon Ball, he was pretty cool...well as cool as someone with actual Autism can get.
>>3488624
When will you guys fuck off somewhere else? You're shitting up an already shit board and speeding it up to a level way faster than it should be.
>>3488588
You sound like Yosuke. He always tormented me for some reason. I don't get why you guys are so vicious towards me.
>>3488624
I don't have any.
>>3488614
She? Who's she?
>>3488614
This is autism in it's purest form.
>>3488588
Of course they will! They have been sendin' me a few of these! I'm pretty sure it's because I'm pretty good with these toys y'know? Wait... are you tryin' to tell me they are sendin' them to me because they think I'm cute or do you just think I'm cute Onii-chan?
>>3488588
Hee-don't you want to hee-see the blood, ho? The hee-fighting? The hee-corpses covering the hee-arena, ho? HEE-HO?
>>3488614
?
>>3488614
Well well...What do we have here?
>>3488662
I don't think you understand what all I've been through. That wacky sword is nothing compared to the people I've had to deal with.
>>3488550
Then how do you not see the stars? Do snowmen have different vision from humans?
>>3488560
Uh...please get away from me, I don't want to see Zlatan's body.
>>3488588
What's the fun in that?! You're making a poor, innocent girl like me mad!
>>3488611
Maybe we have, maybe we haven't! It doesn't change the fact that we both have an appreciation for the beauty of the night sky!
>>3488612
You won't find the good life here, that's for sure.
>>3488667
Wew
>>3488614
>>3488553
Go yandere someone else, weirdo protagonist.
>>3488583
Your grilled chicken is the shit, broski.
>>3488588
How about I shove my foot up your ass and apologize for you being such a fucking pussy?
>>3488609
What the fuck did you just say? Actually, I don't give a fuck what you said. Do me a favor and bash your head against the wall until your brains leak out of your ears.
>>3488614
Why the fuck not? Better than sitting around doing fucking NOTHING.
>>3488614
Bring it.
>throws brick
>>3488667
I seriously don't get the problem with the whole
"speeding up the board" thing. Sounds like it's just something to bitch about, and doesn't really have an effect on anything. As far as I know, the board just holds onto threads, and what gets posted on gets bumped up to the top of the board, until it hits it's limit or dies. I don't get how the "speed" of the board effects anything.
>>3488706
Are you really defending your autism?
>>3488614
HA!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's SO ADORABLE!!!
>This thread was derailed by trying not to derail it
/trash/ is a magical place
>>3488588
Oh my bad, I guess you wouldn't want to hear what she was talking about then...
>>3488612
>she notices you looking at her and strikes a pointlessly sexy pose
Girls age much better than guys do, you know?
>>3488667
>Complaining about dead threads being bumped off
>>3488667
You're going to have to deal. No one here is going to give a shit until we are literally banned off /trash/.
>>3488611
That's good to hear, no one tried to get past you yet?
>>3488621
Haha, it's good to be honest sometimes, plus you make me feel like that too.
>Gives him the creepiest smile.
>>3488638
Ah, well alright, I hope you finish what you're going to do!
>>3488624
>>3488667
>shitting up the board
>while there is degenerate shit like /fur/, /erp/ and /vore/
>>3488667
Just because of this post l'm going to make an extra thread
>>3488709
Well where else am I supposed to go, huh? This is the only place that allows me to sleep wherever and whenever I want.
>>3488734
Uh...no, I don't know. I've never really cared to notice before, and I don't really care now either. I have bets and beer to drink instead.
>>3488694
And here my beloved sister said I don't have any friends.
>>3488749
Only a few fairies that didn't know any better. Her reputation precedes her, after all.
>>3488709
I appreciate the liveliness of a clear day, but I can't deny the appeal of such tranquility, after all.
>>3488603
>I've already refrained myself from so much as entering two particular ones just to make sure I don't pull more stupid stuff.
>I'm still surprised we had a Shinki, even if it was for just the night.
>>3488709
>Puts back on shirt
Oh sorry, Zlatan didn't mean to scare you! Just showing off this great body of his beauty.
>>3488670
Oh jeez, don't compare me to him. That's really insulting, wait you knew Yosuke?
>>3488682
>He gives her head a quick pat
Well obviously I think you're cute Makina. I didn't realize you had an arsenal at your disposal and that it's growing bigger. Guns are expensive and really hard to get legally in Japan. So someone has to be funding you.
>>3488709
Oh I can fix that. I'm Naoe Yamato, who are you?
>>3488712
That is pretty much the opposite of what I want you to do. That's kind of incredible that you managed to mishear me so efficiently.
>>3488734
W-wait what?! No! She was talking about me? What did she say?
>>3488749
Uh, I'm a little bi, so I wouldn't mind Tbh.
>>3488707
Tch. That's doubtful.
I am going to go get some food.
If there is no host by the time I return I shall host.
If a game starts and I am not here to enter, I will make kill you all.
Good ava vs. evil avas thread war when?
HG civil war when?
HG thread invasion when?
>>3488694
I wonder who this could beee...
>>3488778
I heard you, you shitty little brat. I just don't give a fuck about what you said, in fact I think you're a fucking pussy for asking for an apology because you got your sensitive little feelings hurt.
>>3488680
You know who.
Any questions Civilians?
You called for drama, You called for psychopaths, and you called for war.
As horrifically cliche as it is- Just be careful for what you wished for.
>>3488798
>I will make kill you all.
Classic autism mage.
>>3488709
Hee-maybe it's just where I hee-am, but it's pitch black, ho.
>>3488799
now
>>3488798
I'll be sure to rehost while you're gone.
>>3488798
I will make sure to kill you all I meant.
>>3488799
No idea but we could use one...
Persona is shit.
>>3488808
You're right, we should just stick to the status quo because that's what (You)'re comfortable with right? Seriously, fuck off.
>>3488843
>stocking
No fucking shit, Sherlock.
>>3488712
Maybe I could just keep listening to your stupidity until it melts out my ears of its own accord.
>>3488778
Oh yeah, we were rivals for a long time. He actually...uh...became my owner after one horrible bet I've made. I offer to cut my own arm off instead, but he doesn't listen to reason. He was a horrible, horrible man.
>>3488794
I don't think you would be able to last through one night of what I do, nor do I think you're smart enough to. You seem too headstrong to do what I do.
>What is the general opinion on lewd events?
>>3488854
Would you believe me if I said that wasn't me?
Persona is fucking garbage though.
>>3488778
They give me all these toys and want me to teach others to deal with those toys! They are quite fun to play with... Even though, they make quite some mess at times. I'm guessin' they give it to me because I'm just pretty good with them!
>She tugs on Yamato's shirt.
Say Onii-chan, should I be askin' if I can give you one as well? That might be endin' up with you havin' somethin' to make an entrance with!
>>3488861
Low
>>3488768
Are you sure about that? I think there may be some homeless shelters that would gladly take you in.
>>3488772
Yes, when no one's around it's nice to just sit down and stare at the above.
>>3488774
I wasn't scared! Just...disturbed!
>>3488778
Yuiko Enomoto! A pleasure to meet you!
>>3488828
Oh well! I guess you'll be missing out!
>>3488861
Most don't like it, I personally don't give a shit.
>>3488833
Not if I kill you first
>>3488861
It's like HG threads, but lewd.
>>3488806
SWP?
Or do you mean Vraeth?
Or maybe Shadow Rize?
You've got a lot of 'she's.
>>3488861
Few are alright, but don't overdo it.
>>3488865
y tho
>>3488772
>I'm still concerned that we haven't got an actual Mima.
>>3488861
like em, love em, we need more of em.
>>3488861
Couldn't give half a dam
>>3488768
>she lets out a disgruntled sigh
Didn't you hear me earlier when I said that stuff was bad for you? There's plenty of better things you could do instead...
>>3488778
Nope! She was just talking about turning someone into a tsundere or something. But you sure got interested at the thought didn't you? Tell me! How long were you and her dating, huh?
>>3488861
yes
if it triggers people, then even better
>>3488736
They want hg threads to be derailed by shitposting because of flooding the board faggot
>>3488772
I hope you haven't killed anyone.
>>3488787
I-I already have someone, and besides the snake girl doesn't talk so her reaction speak for her, so I wanted to see what face means what.
>>3488872
Hee-who even are you, star lover, ho?
>>3488861
>Couldn't care.
is this the current hg thread? Its bloody annoying that people choose to bump old threads.
>>3488861
HG was kind of split on that last time I knew. Personally I don't like them, they kind of break character for a lot of avas.
>>3488806
>*yawns*
Pardon! Were you saying something? OH RIGHT!!! Burning this place to the ground! JUST MAKE IT SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT!!! Wouldn't want anyone becoming bored would we?
>>3488843
The most shitty from all the Megami Tensei games? Yeah, I know.
>>3488890
Went to shit after Eternal Punishment, Persona 3 was alright I guess? but Persona 4 is where I drew the goddamn line.
That shit was weeb to the max.
>>3488861
Put them in, people who don't like them will ignore it and cringe and the people will do will make memes out of it.
If you're going to add them, don't add very many. 1 every 75 or something.
>>3488872
Well don't be and why were you disturbed?
What HG needs is a new heel. Hoshi = bad guy is dull and stale, and Yin made a horrible heel.
>>3488860
What do you do that's so strenuous?
>>3488903
>another dead thread in a sea of dead threads
What a fucking atrocity.
>>3488872
N-No thanks. Those shelters are filled with people I'd rather not interact with. They're cruel people, you know? They'd take advantage of someone like me in an instant, and I already have a problem with that kind of thing as is.
>>3488896
Like what, waste my life away in some office while my boss yells at me? That may be the kind of life you want, but it's not for me. I'm what you'd call "antisocial". A place like that would be the death of me.
>>3488910
I know you do, I wasn't hitting on you, just being much better at what you were attempting to do.
As far as her mute nature, surely context would prove sufficient, yes?
>Thank you all for the advice.
>I shall take this into consideration.
>>3488937
define heel. Like, seriously I don't know what you meen
>>3488937
I will be the bad guy then!
My name is Chungy! Fear me!
>>3488872
Actually, I much prefer standing, myself...it certainly is quite easy to relax to, for better or for worse.
>>3488910
Weeeeell, even if I were to kill a youkai, it'd simply come back after a short while. They're nature spirits, after all.
>>3488861
>Poor
>>3488892
>Hopefully one day. At one point I might've been tempted if I had the courage to do that sort of character/believe I could pull it off
>>3488865
Fuck.
It is though.
>>3488855
Why do you keep talking to me? I don't talk to bitches that look like sluts who roam the bars looking for their next drunk to fuck and rob.
>>3488889
Nice one off.
>>3488805
I mean, I have some tough skin so I'm not actually offended. I want you to apologize because I'm superior to you and you don't treat superiors like that.
>>3488860
Wait hold on, you offered to cut your arm off so he didn't own you anymore? Holy shit man.
>>3488870
I'm not exactly trained or recognized by the government as a soldier. You could definitely try but I won't be offended if you can't make it happen.
>>3488872
Awesome! Now I'm not offending some poor, innocent girl. I'm now offending Yuiko Enomoto~
>>3488896
>He pauses for a moment
Dammit, you're dangerous. Fine, we dated for about three months. Why am I telling you this? I don't even know you!
>>3488966
Feel free to ask about whatever man!
>>3488952
Why not work from home? Like on a computer. Be your own boss, yell at your self, and collect your check at the end of the day.
>>3488914
>people
It's absolutely one fucking autist
>>3488937
Radio guy maybe.
>>3488979
You're a bag of flaming dog shit compared to me, now shut the fuck up before I powder my hand and slap you across the face.
>>3488799
we're not meant to have a civil war until the third phase
>>3488979
I don't think anyone would be noticin' one of my weapons bein' gone you know? If they do I'll say I broke the toy and get a new one! They'll probably wonder how I broke it but I can just say it ended up in the ocean or somethin'.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph566cdf680b8e9
Ladies and gentlemen: The apocalypse
>>3488861
>Some people dont like it others do. Up to you I'd like at least some lewd now and then so long as its thematic but I'm not fussed.
>>3488882
Huh you know you're right. Kinda odd, I've never really seen myself as the type to get into that. Still, Genius attracts the Crazy.
>>3488921
Yes! Now THATS the kind of madness I can get into! Pure utter destruction!
>>3488960
>I'l make one eventually just not now. Just really entering threads and get the hive buzzing so to speak.
>>3488914
It's Gogo
>>3488911
My name is Yuiko Enomoto! What's yours, hee-ho man?
>>3488932
Most of the time people don't go showing off their body, that's all.
>>3488952
Hm...I guess being in this dead end would be the better of two evils, eh?
>>3488976
Your feet must get tired at some point.
>>3488979
...I've been utterly defeated.
>>3488977
The only reason I'd get in your pants is to castrate you. I'd just love to watch you scream in agony as your life drips away...
>>3489025
>first phase: /b/
>second phase: /hga/
>third phase: /trash/
the time is now
>>3489037
So what're you sad sacks up to today?
>>3488960
>Just shooting it down just because it messes with the status quo you're attached to
Do you get irritated when you have to take a slightly different route to work as well?
>>3489025
We are in third phase.
Phase 1: /b/
Phase 2: /hga/
Phase 3: /trash/
>>3489040
Wait, really? This won't end like last time you tried this shit, will it?
>>3489040
So, are you going to clarify?
>Spike
>>3488799
How about we don't have a shitty civil war event?
The only good thing to come out of that shit-stain of an event was the movie, and that was like, several years after.
>>3489062
The usual, suicidal thoughts and thinking about how to meme on Mei players without getting incredibly frustrated by their autism.
>>3489046
Gogo posts a picture, this guys just bumping
Recycle the threads
>>3488945
Gambling. Life or death ones at that. If you're not smart enough, those old bastards will take advantage of you.
What's your favorite part of you body?
>>3488979
I know, I know. I should have done more to stop it. If it wasn't for that pink-haired bastard I would still have one of my kidneys to offer instead.
>>3488996
Because you need ideas to start your own business, and I'm not an ideas man, nor would I be able to afford any of that stuff. I'm working with limited funds here, lady.
>>3489049
I mean, there's always killing myself, but nobody's ballsy enough to do that. Learn from me and never get yourself into the same predicament as me, alright? Do yourself a favor and excel at whatever it is you love. Let's just hope that's not gambling...
>Kaiji
>>3488976
>It's your choice, man.
>For now let's wait until that moment finally happens.
>Seija
>>3489112
FUCK YOU
>>3489049
Well Zlatan is a god! So it's normal!
>Zlatan
>>3489112
fuck off you cancerous faggot spamming threads