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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Harem Edition
Previous thread: >>3381774
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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Lapis, Steven, and Peridot are adorable siblings and you cannot convince me otherwise.
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best gem
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nth for objectively best ship
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>>3386837
Flighty gems
>Steven can jump n' float high
>Amethyst can shapeshift to fly
>Lapis can levitate and fly
>Garnet and Pearl can ninja jump
>Peri can make liftoff with limb enhancers of with a new gadget
>Jasper has ramming and spindashing that can give her some air, maybe she can ninja jump too
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>>3387092
I agree. They are such adorable together.
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Pearl!
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>>3387118
Welp, can't any gem shapeshift to fly?
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>>3387118
>lapis can levitate
You mean hover
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>>3387118
>limb enhancers
RIP
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>>3387132
who has the best ass doe
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Since Blue Diamond and Yellow Diamond both have their personal Pearls, did our Pearl belong to Rose or was she liberated by Rose?
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>>3387190
pearl doesn't know how to shapeshift
screenshot this
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>>3387170
Peri, of course.
Lapis has, legs I think?
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>>3387183
Belonging to Rose would sicken me.
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Hey guys, do you like the Pearl I drew?
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>>3387183
I'd guess she had been liberated by her since other quartz such as Jasper does not have their own Pearl.
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>tfw no high school episodes with Steven, Lapis, Sour Cream, Buck, Jenny, Kiki, Sadie Lars, and Ronaldo
>tfw no middle school episodes with Peridot, Connie, and Onion
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>>3387190
The mode of locomotion.
Lapis cannot just rocket herself into the sky and stand there, she needs to flutter her wings.
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>>3387226
loving the clothing
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>>3387148
Peridot said their bodies are designed to adjust to the gravity of every planet they visit.
So, unless their bodies naturally have flying capabilities like Lapis and Steven or they use enhancements like when Peridot had her limb enhancers, then I'm sure it would take a lot of energy to shapeshift flying abilities like that often.
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>>3387226
looks great
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>>3387222
Too bad they're both jailbait
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>>3387296
They maybe the little babies of the gem family, but they are hundreds of years old.
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>>3387118
Jasper kicks the Earth down so she can gain the height advantage.
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>>3387222
I'm just waiting for Zuke to snap and dump all the Lapidot smut she's definitly drawn
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did you know that pearl is a footfag? remember steven's rain boots? she threw them away so he has to wear his flip flops all the time
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>>3387067
Shit OP, OP.
You fucking wish it were a harem.
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>>3387282
I feel like having garnet play Steven tag wasn't worth it for the joke. Just makes you wonder why garnet doesn't do that more often. She didn't seem to be at all spent by it and it was for a very casual reason
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>>3386541
Judge for yourself
http://unindex.tumblr.com/post/139494472022/to-accomodate-the-request-of-the-original
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>>3387325
Sure, anon.
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>>3387282
Steven was able to keep himself "older" for a few hours so it's quite likely any gem would commit into shape-shift in ordert to fly to a specific destination.
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>>3387339
She likes to stretch her arms.
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>>3387362
I know, that's so different though. She changed everything about herself to be Steven, and even ran around and did this cool jump trick
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>>3387325
I have the feeling [imissspoiler]she's in love with Lapis[/imissspoiler]
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Post best ship
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>>3387325
>>3387404
Lapis is one of only two gems to have bare feet.
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>>3387429
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>>3387429
>pic not related
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>>3387275
>>3387287
Thanks guys
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>>3387357
More to the point, Steven could ONLY keep if up for a few hours because he was shapeshifting, and more to the point, he was increasing his volume.
If another gem was poofed and reformed in a form capable of flight, as long as it wasn't any larger than their prior default form, they could keep it up indefinitely.
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>>3387429
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>>3387226
Those are great hands! The nose is a bit too slim but I still love the picture!
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>>3387304
We actually have no idea how old Peri is. She could be 2 for all we know.
That said, gems don't qualify as lifeforms, let alone animals, so they aren't jailbait.
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>>3387501
But Armstrong's a gem. It's a "she".
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>>3387444
More towards the lewd area of the ship.
But regular cuddly Stevidot is nice, too.
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>>3387517
>That said, gems don't qualify as lifeforms
Yes they do. I know the definition of "life" is a little fuzzy, but you'd have to REALLY stretch it to exclude Gems.
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>>3387532
If that was true Priyanka wouldn't love him. Girls can't love girls, so he must have a penis.
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>>3387536
cute stevidot is best
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>>3387516
Thank you too.
The hands took more time than the entire rest of the drawing, I must've redrawn them 50 times.
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>>3387429
You got it.
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>>3387553
>>3387563
Yes.
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>>3387577
>She will never be tall again
Why live?
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>>3387429
stevidot gave me a feel
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>>3387429
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>>3387546
>but you'd have to REALLY stretch it to exclude Gems.
>Homeostasis: regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state; for example, sweating to reduce temperature
Maybe
>Organization: being structurally composed of one or more cells — the basic units of life
No
>Metabolism: transformation of energy by converting chemicals and energy into cellular components (anabolism) and decomposing organic matter (catabolism). Living things require energy to maintain internal organization (homeostasis) and to produce the other phenomena associated with life.
No
>Growth: maintenance of a higher rate of anabolism than catabolism. A growing organism increases in size in all of its parts, rather than simply accumulating matter.
No
>Adaptation: the ability to change over time in response to the environment. This ability is fundamental to the process of evolution and is determined by the organism's heredity, diet, and external factors.
Yes
>Response to stimuli: a response can take many forms, from the contraction of a unicellular organism to external chemicals, to complex reactions involving all the senses of multicellular organisms. A response is often expressed by motion; for example, the leaves of a plant turning toward the sun (phototropism), and chemotaxis.
Yes
>Reproduction: the ability to produce new individual organisms, either asexually from a single parent organism, or sexually from two parent organisms.
No
They're 2.5/7 on the life-o-meter. The giveaway should have been the fuckhuge bacteriophages in the kindergarten.
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>>3387532
The fat cock and balls say otherwise.
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>>3387640
That is so anthropocentric!
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I hope Jasper will never "ugly cry" like the other gems. A single tear rolling down her cheek would be ideal in the right moment.
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How will Lapis react once she sees this?
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>>3387702
For all you know I'm a hyperintelligent dog.
Those qualifiers are hardly anthropocentric and apply to all sort of shit.
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>>3387739
Oh yeah, forgot about that. I guess it depends on if she's still this edgy when it comes up or if Steven has got through to her yet. I think she'd think it was neat if the former were the case, but if she's seemingly functioning like a rational person then this picture alone will definitely be enough for her to relapse and have an arc on her feelings.
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>>3387739
She'll start masturbating furiously.
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>>3387739
Embarrassed
>Steven tries to socialize her
>She refuses to interact with CG"s
>he takes her to meet the townies
>theyre all super uncomfortable/scared
>She sees that poster
>hfw
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>>3387739
"whats an album"
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>>3387730
I'd be surprise to see Jasper cry at all.
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>>3387784
Dumb bitch shouldn't've fucked with the ocean then.
Fuck I hate blue people.
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>>3387784
>lapis kills herself
the end
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>>3387608
She can be tall in your heart, anon.
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>>3387739
>she fucking loves it
>asks Steven to take her to whoever drew it
>meets Greg
>asks him where he learned to draw so well
>he points her to vidalia
>she says Greg asked her to help him with a cover for his new album
>she asks if she can learn both those things
>Greg teaches Lapis and Vidalia how to play
>Vidalia teaches Greg and Lapis how to draw
Fuck I want them to just chill out, play some tunes and paint on a saturday afternoon.
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>>3387739
Gets a guitar and show Greg what real rock's about!
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>>3387640
>They're 2.5/7 on the life-o-meter.
Organic life.
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>>3387805
give lapis a chill time she deserves
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>>3387843
She'll have a chill time in hELL
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>>3387828
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>>3387757
No. a human would say that.
those parameters as you wrote them are exclusive to earth life. we have no idea how alien life would work
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>>3387739
How did Greg know what Lapis looked like if he never saw her in person?
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>>3387853
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>>3387862
WTF
Rewatch Ocean Gem you nincompoop
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>>3387823
>organic life
Nah, same rules could be applied to silicon life or anything else for that matter. None of them require involving carbon.
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>>3387862
he saw her water face and pearl's hologram
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>>3387640
>Homeostasis: regulation of the internal environment to maintain a constant state; for example, sweating to reduce temperature
>Maybe
The hardlight-projection counts as homoeostasis, the gem is maintaining a constant environment of whatever-the-fuck it is in order to have a usable body.
>Organization: being structurally composed of one or more cells — the basic units of life
"Composed of cells" is obviously a silly requirement for non-Earth life. However, Gems are clearly organised structures, both inside their gems, and in the projection of a body.
>Metabolism
>Growth
They grow and adsorb nutrients from the ground during development. Once they've matured and emerged they stop growing and presumably metabolising, but that's not unheard of.
>Reproduction
The kindergartens count as reproduction. New gems are made that take on traits of previous gems. We don't know the details of how it works or where the "goo" comes from, but that's clearly reproduction.
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>>3387236
>Hundreds of pearls
>3-4 diamonds
Quartzes can or atleast should have pearls.
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>>3387896
Now how many life points do the gems have
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hey is the anon who likes the artist with the tumblr blogs Hillopurkki or cinnabees here? I'm the person whos friends with her and she wanted to say hi
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>>3387859
>earth life
But panspermia
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>>3387907
Pshtt, no. You saw the dumb Quartzes get poofed like Ruby canonfodder in The Answer, and dying left and right in SOW.
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>>3387880
Her face in water is a bit of a stretch but Pearl did hologram her full appearance.
Everyone in Beach City is probably aware of her appearance.
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>>3387907
Maybe, but I really don't want our Pearl to have been owned by Rose.
What is your opinion about all this?
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>>3387918
6.5 maybe? I confess that the homoeostasis requirement is pretty hard to judge given how little we know about Geobiology.
Also, I know I'm overthinking this, but It's interesting to speculate on how Gems acquire energy once they've matured.
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What would you do to her, /sug/?
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>>3387987
Mock her chunky, misshapen legs
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do these threads get archieved somewhere?
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>>3387997
That's rude, anon.
She's offering herself to you, why would you verbally abuse her like that?
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>>3387952
I can go either way on this one.
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>>3387987
I'd suck her dick, if I am to be at all honest.
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>>3388012
Desu covers /trash/
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>>3388012
Try desist orange my friend
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>>3388021
Interesting, anon.
Would it be just her dick, or would it be any dick?
Are you a fan of peens, anon?
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>>3388046
Probably any dick, but her's especially.
I am The fan of peens.
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>>3388065
Did you write anything tonight? I just woke up.
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>>3388065
Do you like the Lapenis?
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>>3388065
You sound pretty okay, anon.
Thanks for answering my survey.
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>>3388078
>Peridot bored out of her mind while fondling Lapis
Sounds about right.
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>>3388150
I like it, much better than I could do.
>I don't like Lapis very much but that only makes me want her more
This is weird, I don't understand either sentiment.
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>>3388150
>Writes and draws
Geez, slow down there, man. I'm already jealous of everyone talented in one aspect here, no need to make me hate my apathetic self even more.
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>>3387501
>Armstrong's dick
Yesss.
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>>3388182
Right?
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>>3388169
Thank you. I can only hope to be good enough to drawfag for /sug/ one day.
Having sex with people I dislike is something I find hot.
Lapis is kind of a bitch, and I'd hate her in real life, which makes me want to bang her.
>>3388172
It's funny, I was just thinking about getting into 3D modeling as well.
I don't have talent anyway, I'm just stubborn.
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Good night /sug/
See you all tomorrow
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>>3388313
I haven't slept in two fucking days.
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>>3388275
She's really only been a bitch in Barn Mates though and that was understandable.
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>>3388340
Maybe. She also tried to murder some kids, and stole the ocean, and fucked up Jasper unnecessarily.
Either way I want to keep not liking her, so that I can have more fun thinking about boning her.
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>>3388275
>try to get into 3D modeling
>can't figure out Blender to save my life
>my SU Silent Hill 2 fangame set in the hospital with gem mutants will never come true because I have no skills and can't program
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>>3388313
Sweet dreams
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>>3388375
As long as you not liking her lets you write about her throbbing cock, I'm okay with it.
I don't really feel like getting into this argument this early anyway.
How do you feel about having your first story be about Lapis and Pearl? Your favorite and one you dislike both doing stuff to the reader.
Although three characters might be a lot to start with.
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>>3387429
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>>3388339
Make yourself pass out either on alcohol, drugs or by doing sport 'til you can't move.
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>>3388382
Hit me up in a couple years, after I get my degree I'll do the programming. I wanted to make an SU game soon after anyways.
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>>3388462
If I can learn to model I'll try and notify /sug/, no promises since I suck.
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Alright, did what I could for this one.
The Vidalia request was a bit too much though.
Post new requests if you want. If i'm still up, I'll try to save them for later.
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>>3388429
I don't wanna argue either.
Lapis and Pearl on anon is a good idea. I can already see it in all its degenerate glory.
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>>3388508
Great! Keep thinking about it and jot down your ideas until you're ready to start really writefagging.
I'm excited for this.
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>>3388490
Try low poly if you can't get really into it, you can still make some nice stuff.
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Redemption?
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Reminder this is amazon's description for the season
>"Steven's got a lot on his plate - he and Peridot have to stop the cluster, protect the earth against enemies old and new, and all the residents of Beach City seem to have problems that need Steven's help! There are still things about his family, powers, and the gems that Steven doesn't know. But don't worry, there's still time to sing!"
>"and all the residents of Beach City seem to have problems that need Steven's help!"
>enemies old and new
Name some old enemies.
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>>3388526
Me too. Hopefully I can live up to your and my own expectations.
Goodnight for now.
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>>3387987
Question why there's a bulge between her legs and hope that it isn't what I think it is.
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>>3388574
Jasper
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>>3388581
Later faggot.
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>>3388502
If you can do fighting drawings, Garnet versus Pearl.
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>>3388574
the corrupted gems
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>>3388574
The Slinker.
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>>3388574
Well, Jasper is the only enemy that's been around for a while.
The Rubies could be the new enemies since they'll no doubt be angry when they figure out they were lied to, although Eyeball might be sympathetic to the Crystal Gems.
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>>3388588
Penisdot.
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>>3388574
Any diamond.
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>>3388617
My waifu doesn't have a penis though.
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>>3388628
except whitey
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>>3388640
Mine does.
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>>3388663
Anon, boys can't be wives.
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>>3388502
Armstrong?
Just removing the head will be fine but it's fine if this is too odd.
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>>3388680
Don't ruin my dreams.
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>>3388535
I'm aiming for PS1 levels of models since I loved that early 3d look.
When do you think people will get tired of "retro" pixelshit and force indie devs to make "retro" 3d in order to "innovate"?
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>>3388680
In that dress, yeah he can.
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>>3388714
>we can't both be your wifes
>but we can both be your husbands
Who made these rules? I want two trap wives.
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>>3388680
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>>3388724
They're futas you gay fuck.
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>>3388716
You've got a good 3 years I think
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>>3388680
Why not?
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Love you /sug/
I hope sometime today you can get a chance to relax and forget about your stresses.
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>>3388788
This is what I do all week. Ironically, my stressers only come out on weekends.
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>friend invited me out
>it would've been the first time in months I did something with a friend
>they cancelled the plans today and won't text me back
oh
so how's your week been /sug/
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>>3388786
Because boys can't have babies like a real mommy can.
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>>3388835
>doing things with friends
>having friends
Just shun the rest of the world completely. You have everyone you could possibly want right here. Going "out" to do "activities" is a meme designed to make you waste money.
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>>3388837
But Steven can shapeshift.
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>>3388873
I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying. I mean, what would Greg think?
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>>3388788
Oh goodness I'm sorry /sug/. I'm so tired I forgot my picture.
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>>3388919
Turn in your loveposter badge right now. You're done.
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>>3388886
Greg will die of old age eventually, by then Steven and the other Gems can do whatever they want.
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>>3388861
This desu
If they can't rap SU to sunset then I'm not interested
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Peri no!
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>>3388936
That's unusual
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>>3388502
Wow that's really cute! Would this with Small Amethyst and now Amethyst work?
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>>3388788
That's cute.
Thanks anon, you too.
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>>3388936
>you will never fug Amethyst right after she's cleaned herself
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>>3388959
Only time I would consider it desu
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Dicks
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>>3388863
I can't think of a suitable source, so I guess I'll drop my request.
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>>3387823
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>>3388936
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>>3389036
What happened to her Gem?
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>>3389051
gnome-no is depressed
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>>3389051
You could probably fix that in a couple minutes with the line tool.
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>>3389051
No longer available due to copyrights claimed by CN.
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>>3388978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymbw2R3uIqc
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>>3388978
Confirmed.
Source, by the way?
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>>3389073
Somebody also fix the fat rolls.
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>>3389194
http://saltinedreams.tumblr.com/
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>>3389215
Thanks mate.
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>>3389293
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Man this is some low quality porn
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>>3389323
Looks like the artist isn't a disgusting pedophile.
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>>3389333
I like it.
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>>3389333
The fact he goes off model doesn't help at all
Also
>double dick
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>>3389360
Twice the dick means twice the fun.
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>>3389305
Those remind me of bull balls
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>>3389333
>threads are slow
>most of the new posts are just dicks
I miss /co/
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>>3389510
Same here, I really don't understand how anyone could think /trash/ was better than /co/ at all.
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>>3389510
Last thread was one of my favorites in a while
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>>3389510
>>3389531
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Finally, I found some porn of Barb!
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>>3389510
>threads are slow at night
Wow!
>preferring fast speed shitposts over chill conversation
>>/co/
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>>3389510
Summer of steven soon, right?
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>>3389567
It's not night where I am.
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>>3389570
I hope so. All the shitposting morons will go back to /co/ again.
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>>3389567
is it night where you are? go to sleep
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>>3389567
I always see chill conversation used in favour of /trash/ whenever there are retarded arguments, but there aren't any chill conversations. I've been here ever since we first came to /trash/, and there has hardly been any chill conversations since last hiatus.
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Post best ship
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>>3389705
Except it was quite chill while In Too Deep was airing.
It should have been obvious what the difference was with the huge rise in shitposting and the occurrence of old memes when the /co/ threads died.
>>3389721
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Would you fug a Barb?
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LION AROUND
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>>3389721
Alright.
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>>3389734
Dead and slow isn't the same as chill.
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>>3389759
It's 13:40 here.
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Is Jenny for hard fuggle or soft huggle
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>>3389777
She's for Vidalia's cock when she goes out for pizza.
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lauren zuke some photos please
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>>3389777
Jenny is for fug, Kiki is for hug.
>>3389789
Is this a picture that exists?
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>>3389739
Maybe 20 years ago.
But now? Look at her. She's too old just like priyanka, and just like vidalia.
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>>3389791
Check out the last thread
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>>3389813
>She's too old
Yes, she's not aged well.
>just like priyanka, and just like vidalia
Nah, son.
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>>3389813
>too old
It's not too old unless it's a skeleton.
And even then, there are some exceptions.
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>>3389830
delete
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>>3389510
you just gotta ask, man
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>>3389833
But look at her anon.
She's:
>old
>crusty
>saggy
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>>3389987
>Implying any of that is bad
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Rewatching episodes is just making me sad and reminding me how lonely I am.
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>>3389813
>too old just like priyanka, and just like vidalia
Are you kidding? They've got the perfect age for non-terminal milfitus.
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>>3389987
Stop being wrong any time now.
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>>3390031
The sad reality of it is that people arent cartoons.
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>>3390031
Go get friends
Unless you're unable to
If that's the case you're pretty fucked.
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>>3390067
Yeah, I wish my life could be a 2D adventure with my family of rock people on a children's network, so nothing really dangerous could ever happen to me.
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>>3390095
Is that sarcasm
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>>3390095
Everybody told me gem stuff's dangerous
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>>3390106
Why would I be sarcastic about wanting to live in a 2D paradise?
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>>3390121
It sounded sarcastic when I read it
Sorry
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>>3390130
For whatever reason, Lapis' midriff in a raglan does so much more to me than her midriff in her usual design.
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Imagine the possibilities if Steven hadn't saved her...
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>>3390157
I understand where you're coming from.
She looks super cute in the tight shirt and shorts though.
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>>3390160
RAPE
A
P
E
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Is Peridot the straightest gem we know of right now?
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>>3390196
Lapis is pretty straight.
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>>3390196
She was practically drooling thinking about Quartz muscles.
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>>3390157
Because it goes down into short shorts instead of just an ass concealing skirt.
Although I like the skirt and crop top better myself.
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>>3390196
No, that's Steven.
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>>3390185
Eh, she'll like it eventually. Especially when Lefty joins in...
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>>3390228
Do you have the "Steven is a retard" one, too?
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>>3390211
But she is also into strong human males.
Maybe she is pansexual with a preference for strong lifeforms.
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>>3390251
>But she is also into strong human males.
?
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>>3390250
No, fuck you.
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Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
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>>3390263
Fuck you too
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>>3390254
She is really into Percy x Pierre
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>>3390276
She just a hopeless shipper.
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>>3390271
Steven will.
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>>3390297
But nobody here is Steven.
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>>3390318
We're all Steven
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>>3390318
I'm Stephen, does that count?
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>>3390325
This is unacceptable.
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>>3390325
No sorry, I'm not a fat faggot.
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where is the booru-link?
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>>3390332
>>3390339
All non-stevens must be eliminated.
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>>3390339
>2016
>not being Steven
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>>3390339
Just a faggot I suppose then.
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>>3390349
The /co/ retards decided to start using their worse OP.
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Will White Diamond or Pink Diamond be the final boss?
Also, have people given up on the theories of Rose being Pink Diamond? She was obviously the equivalent of a Knight in the gem hierarchy.
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>>3390031
>Rewatching episodes is just making me sad and reminding me how lonely I am.
Yeah.
If someone had told years ago that loneliness could physically hurt, I wouldn't have believed them.
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>>3390366
>have people given up on the theories of Rose being Pink Diamond?
I hope so, it was always retarded.
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>>3390366
Rose = PD may have died, but not Rose = fusion component of PD
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I hope we see more alien cultures.
There has to be other advanced civilizations that rival Homeworld.
Why else would the Diamonds want to build massive armies?
Unless they're paranoid of the other Diamonds turning on them.
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>>3390404
Yeah no.
I like the idea, but it's not gonna happen.
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>>3390404
No one is saying the diamonds are all one big force anymore, they could have split up and are now fighting amongst themselves.
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>>3390362
>Worse
shit's subjective.
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>>3390427
I think what's happening is that HW is losing a war, and that's why they want the cluster.
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I want to motorboat Stephanie
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>>3390404
It's Invader Zim logic.
They don't need to make large armies to conquer worlds, they just do.
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>>3390455
Moron
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>>3390443
Where's your evidence of this retarded claim?
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>>3390481
There is none.
It's just something I thought.
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Hey, /sug/, just got robbed on the side of the road. If you could post some Lapidot, or one of the two, I'd be very pleased.
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>>3390611
Where do you live?
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How would the Federation deal with Homeworld?
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>>3390646
Houston, Texas.
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>>3390611
Lapidot is shit and I'm glad you got robbed.
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>>3390656
I love you too, anon.
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>>3390654
ayy howdy senpai
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>>3390670
Not too well, as you can expect. Yourself?
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Fucking mosquitoes.
Fucking summer.
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>>3390611
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>>3390611
This is the only Lapidot image I have, and it's because it has implied Lapiven.
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>>3390611
>>
Live action SU movie when
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>>3390855
Hopefully after I've died.
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>>3390757
And here's some Lapiven kissing.
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>>3390611
I'm gonna stab you
Shouldn't have posted thumbnails
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>>3390862
You aren't going to do shit.
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>>3390872
Don't test him
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>>3390667
Stab Stab Stab
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>>3390872
He will rub a high resolution picture of a knife against your stomach.
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>>3390855
never, if we're lucky
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>>3390872
I already bought a ticket for 540€
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>>3390904
I'm surprised you can even afford that.
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>>3390887
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>>3390611
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>>3390887
He should wear a suit.
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Reposting this incase OR didn't see it
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>>3390881
Why is indexer so cute and different these lately
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>>3391073
Thank you!
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Pearl's pointy nose is dominant in all her fusions.
Jasper's gemstone is on her nose.
What would happen if they fused?
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>>3391126
Two noses.
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>>3391126
Moustache
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In that time, escape was possible.
If ostracized, if cast out from society as a pariah, only evading death by the width of a hair, you could prosper once more. Vast plains bordered by bountiful forests and glimmering seas could be found if you put your heart to it.
For my race, that time has passed on, beyond story, beyond myth, beyond the wisps of hope and fantasy.
Our world no longer bears fruit. A neverending war against every other living species in this universe has rendered us militant and nothing else. The lands we keep to ourselves are immediately drained of all life, reduced to factories to further multiply our soldiers and advance our technology.
Thank you, Steven.
This Earth is still pure. Your people have not yet the power to truly poison this paradise. I believe that shall stand for some time yet. Cherish each and every plant you see before you, take joy in the multitude of emotions your race values so.
Do not become like us.
Do not become like me.
Please, let this escape last my lifetime.
Please, please.
Please, kill me before they arrive to take this world away.
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>>3391178
That's a nice one.
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>>3391178
put :orig at the end you fuck
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>>3391178
What the fuck is this shit I'm reading
>>
What. About. Connie. Y'all.
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>>3391209
She's. A. Shit. Character.
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>>3391236
That's a lot of buzzwords, friend.
>>
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http://daniiuxdoodles.tumblr.com/post/145230064078/steven-universe-girlsss-draw-them-was-really-fun
I'm gonna post all these, but here the source if anyone wants it.
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Gem's a little high.
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>>3391263
Is it just me, or do her eyes seem too far apart?
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>>3391270
Yeah, her face is borked.
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>>3391209
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Last.
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>>3391305
Learn to read, faggot.
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>stevens waifu lapis is back
>connie who?
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has zuke made any interesting tweets lately
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>>3391324
Every day.
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>>3391209
she's a cute nice character
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>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU
Peridot
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>>3391383
>DEMIGOD TIER
>Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
Ha!
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>>3391383
Again, this doesn't make much sense outside of Steven being in God Tier, but even then he's succeeded by Rose when it should be the opposite.
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>>3391383
What is the point?
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>>3391436
What's the point of all the shitposts that get repeated every thread?
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>>3391399
any fusions involving steven or rose are automatically great
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Amethyst is Sour Cream's real father isn't she?
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>>3391324
You must've missed her earthquake related panic attack yesterday. She says she's done with Twitter for the month
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>>3391455
That's stupid to say when we've only seen one Steven fusion and one Rose fusion.
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>>3391451
Repetition causes peace, calm, a sense that things are going as normal.
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>jasper will never lactate orange juice
>she will never squeeze some into a glass to go with your morning toast
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>>3391487
No, she's a Gem.
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>>3391521
She will to Steven.
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>>3391244
I don't understand why someone would feel like it's not relevant, it's clearly related to SU.
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>>3391487
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Good morning /sug/, what's for breakfast?
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Does anyone else want to be a Gem? I don't mean like a Crystal Gem. I mean a Homeworld Gem.
Part of a race of beings that are objectively superior to humans. The creation, the birth, of a new Gem cannot be an accident. There is always a reason behind them, always a purpose for which they exist.
You'd have no existential question like 'why are we alive?'
Rubies are common soldiers, Pearls are servants, Peridots are technicians. No questions about it, no deviations from the norm. You'd know your purpose in life because it would be the reason for your life.
Literal perfection. I can't understand why the Crystal Gems oppose this.
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>>3391649
It's way past breakfast
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>>3391178
Good to know you're expanding your horizons of writing genres. Love you!
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>>3391686
It's like 9:30 here, man. Humor me.
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>>3391658
Because they wanted freedom of choice if that was really the whole picture.
But Homeworld hasn't shown it's true colors yet, we haven't SEEN what exactly is so bad about the place that'd make them rebel.
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>>3391649
Rock.
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What do you think Garnet would have been like if Sapphire had fused with one of these Rubies instead?
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>>3391741
Probably not much different, physically anyway.
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>>3391741
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>>3391649
Just made pancakes my man, you want some? there's enough mix for a couple more.
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>>3391741
Probably would have looked moreso like the Garnet from the Answer. With drastically different personalities for each Ruby.
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>>3391658
I want to be a Pearl, but a cracked one. I want to be left in a gutter for eternity, never to be bothered because I'm so beneath everyone's notice.
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>>3391784
No, I mean as in the music genre rock.
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>>3391854
Oh that's neat. Any specific subgenre? I'm a Alternative Rock and New Wave man myself.
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>>3391870
Progressive rock, mostly.
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What happened?
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>>3391901
Great taste, my man.
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>>3391918
What does the squiggle-speak say?
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>>3391918
The show just got less comfy as time went on
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>>3391649
Fast
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>>3391938
It went from 50% SoL and 50% Plot/Action/Lore
To 85% Plot/Action/Lore and 15% SoL
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>>3391959
Have a well-dignified Ramadan, my muslim friend.
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>>3390031
>>3390368
Well, if you guys need friends, you should seek out places that gathers people with common interests. ...Like this place.
>>3391658
if your purpose is shit that sucks.
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>>3391658
We don't exactly know, but I feel like HW is horrible and being a HW gem can be pretty awful.
I wouldn't mind being an immortal being with incredible power though, as long as there isn't anything that controls me.
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>>3389833
those tits need to be saggier
not just because she's older
but because saggy tits are superior
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>>3392134
Don't talk to me.
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>>3392165
Hello.
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>>3392169
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>>3387099
BEST BODY
BEST PERSONALITY
BEST GEM
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>>3392200
>BEST PERSONALITY
lel
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>>3392220
What an ugly bitch
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>>3392220
Does she have Downs syndrome?
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>>3392200
>Best Body
Keep trying.
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>>3392220
A little stupid looking in the head area, but besides she's good.
7/10
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you fuckers are too fast
I WANT MY COMFY TRASH BACK SHOOOOO
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>>3392256
>this
>fast
anon
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>>3392256
To get slow /trash sug/ back, we would have to find another board to start a general. And I don't think any board would accept us besides /b/ which would be even worse.
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>>3392267
Just ignore the newfags, they don't realize this is how /trash/ always was.
When /co/ came back their "comfyness" (dead) left and /trash/ would become /co/ 0.5
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>>3392285
Why not /s4s/?
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>>3391699
Love you too.
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>>3392289
Right now it's fine, but you were pretending everything was the same when it clearly wasn't.
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>>3392295
Nice joke, anon. I had a hearty laugh.
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>>3392312
No, seriously, why not?
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>>3392289
how can one be newer than trash? it feels like yesterday this place popped into existence
also, it "dead" is pretty relative. A thread this speed on uboachan would be considered light speed judging from the last few times I've been there
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>>3392326
There are people that still go to uboachan?
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>>3391715
>>3392003
>>3392037
The moral ambiguities of the rulership aside, it still seems like a perfect social system. In this systems those at the bottom would likely be unhappy. But you arguably need that. Someone, or a group, that you know you are better then. Society needs pariahs, so no matter what you can say 'at least I'm not them.'
Having someone at the bottom keeps the rest happy.
To me it seems like the crystal gems were a minority. A few outleirs that came and went. I mean if homeworld was really so bad, why didn't anyone else pick up the cause after Rose Quartz left?
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>>3392322
/s4s/ is more toxic than /trash/. But if you were wanting make a thread, be my guest.
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>>3392347
Well, I just need a good picture then.
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>>3392289
I'm here since the beginning, trash always was comfy, not like this
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any good fanfics?
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>>3392304
>>3392326
>>3392363
/trash/ has been around since two or three hiatuses ago.
Way before Peridot became small.
If you browsed these threads then?
You probably wouldn't even bother stepping back here considering it was mostly 200% more porn posting, it was basically only Jasper or Pearlfags, no discussion happened AT ALL.
The first couple of /sug/(s) here were awful.
Nowadays though it's becoming better and better.
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>>3392339
Gems are made to respect the HW authority.
It's not a choice, they are made like that, the ones who don't, have somehow learned to think for themselves, or are defects.
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>>3391931
"Why are you different in the picture"
Roughly
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>>3392337
I visit it regularly, that is, once every year or two
>>3392339
well the show is sending pretty mixed messages regarding how much aware gems are regarding concepts such as individuality and freedom of expression. In the end it's a libertarian's nightmare, that's for sure.
>>3392378
nah, I was just arguing that I can see his point that these threads are ""fast"". I could relate having felt similarly on /b/ generals on occasion.
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>>3392379
That just proves my point. If they can program the mind then there would be no mental illness, except damage caused later in life.
Everyone would be the same, everyone would be equal. You wouldn't need to worry about arguments over opinions because everyone would have the same opinion, the same beliefs.
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>>3392378
Without the morons spamming the same shitposts every thread, /sug/ is capable of being good. Watching the IP count, it became obvious it's only a small number shitting up the threads.
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>>3392448
Hell yeah these threads are a bit faster we got like 12-20 more posters back since the ban.
>Checked desustorage for the first /sug/
>first was near November of last year
>/sug/ on /trash/ isn't even a year old yet
Fuck.
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>>3392200
Steven? Yes. He's best gem.
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>>3392500
>these threads are a bit faster
No they're not.
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>>3392491
So you want a literal hivemind.
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>>3392491
I'm not sure if I see it the same way as you do.
But I respect your views.
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>>3392518
They are faster then they were when /co/ was back for obvious reasons.
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>>3392500
They are always lasting around 12 hours before reaching page 10. That hasn't changed a lot now we're on hiatus.
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>>3392362
Here, link me to it as well, would you?
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>>3392491
>Everyone would be the same
>Everyone would be equal
What? No, there are gems with more power than others, and the diamonds are literally using every gem to reach their own goals.
There is no such thing as equality in HW.
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>>3392569
You've already got the name of the artist, and the name of the specific work in the filename. Go into google and type "author45 life as a lost defective pearl"
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>>3392583
I meant the thread.
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>>3392569
>>>/s4s/4504115
Already used another picture, sorry.
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>>3392606
It's cool man, we're all human. We all make mistakes. I forgive you.
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>>3392618
Is porn allowed on /s4s/?
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>>3392654
Yes
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>>3392500
I can't tell if they really got faster, but assuming they did:
it's nice from a community perspective, but has it's issues.
My personal timescale looks a bit like this:
>frozen in time aka 4chan's text boards
check the thread on a weekly/monthly/yearly basis.
>quite slow
one can go to work and continue discussion later (~6-9hrs)
> slow
there's time for dinner in the middle of conversation (~1-2hrs)
> medium
one can compose a properly formatted reply and think about phrasing and content in-depth, maybe pick a nice picture (10~30min)
anything beyond is fast. This threads seems to do okay though. A full-blown /co/sug usually is too fast for me.
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>>3392618
I'd rather be here with with the furries.
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>>3392654
Gems are for hugs and give them the utmost respect, not to be sexualized, anon.
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>>3391974
>/sug/ shits on townie bombs even though the blend of SoL and Plot are what make the show great
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>>3392677
/s4s/ isn't bad
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>>3392683
Thank you! Have a cute Peri for your efforts.
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What's /sug/ having for lunch? I'm having colby cheese on Black Forest ham. Pic related
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>>3392676
Yeah these are a solid slow-medium.
/trash/ when /co/ is alive i a quite slow
while /co/ on a bad day is medium to barely slow
on a good day though it's gonna go beyond.
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>>3388730
sauce plz google does nothing
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>>3392706
I mean that 50/50 blend is gone now and it's focusing more on the plot/action/lore (pre-summer of steven bomb)
The summer of steven bomb is probably gonna be 100% SoL.
If they are good enough it'll be okay but honestly most of the humans are becoming garbage.
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>>3392542
Not a hivemind per se but I'd like to not have to worry about what others thought of me, if we were the same that fear would be put to rest.
>>3392577
I meant within their respective classes. Rubies are all Rubies, all equal, and they know their place in the social hierarchy.
And all gems are equal in their subservience to the Diamonds, all equal in support of that common goal.
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>>3392777
>not liking jailbait
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>>3392779
That sounds like a hivemind to me.
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>>3392739
yes, that's definitely a factor.
>>
AT LAST SOMEONE HAS MADE A CRYSTAL GEM ASMR VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN--otvIxAo
It's actually kinda shitty but w/e
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>>3392779
So you want to be a slave.
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>>3390031
Yeah. It doesn't help that I used to watch this show with my friend and they don't talk to me anymore.
I've dreamt about the last 3 nights in a row and want to kill myself.
Been 7 months since they spoke to me
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>>3392815
this might be the most autistic thing I've ever seen
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>>3392815
that is a
concerningly specific niece
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>>3392815
i'm a fan of asmr but this just doesn't seem like something that would work
ephemeral rift is my fav
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>>3392779
I would prefer to be a gem but without being a servant.
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>>3392815
>That Ruby
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alright, which of you fags sprayed this
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>>3392874
What game
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Slow thread is slow
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>>3392798
Hiveminds share their thoughts.
Gems are all created from the same basic template. I would imagine the same is true for their minds. There's be small deviations caused by life experience but they'd ultimately still be the same. Separate individuals but the same in mind and body.
>>3392822
I don't see it that way. I want to know what my purpose in life is, to have meaning. Gems are created for a purpose.
We're all slaves already. To jobs or dept, whatever. The only difference here would be that I wouldn't get to chose my job, wouldn't have the option to quit. But that wouldn't matter because my literal purpose in life would be that job.
It's not being a slave so much as a small part of something greater then yourself.
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>>3392859
So a Crystal Gem? Me too, honestly.
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>>3392940
Shut the fuck up.
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>>3392945
So it's a hivemind?
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>>3392945
Ok
So you want to be slave
Sure, you know your purpose in life, but you're still a slave.
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>>3392945
That's not how I want to live my life. If I were to be a Gem, I'd be a Crystal Gem, and not a Homeworld Gem.
>>
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>>3392878
garry's meme
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>>3392972
Sure, anon, it's a hivemind. Except where it isn't
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>>3393064
I'm glad we agree
>>
Why be a gem when you can be a tyranid?
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>>3390611
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
This one goes out to you
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>>3393091
Love you, my lady of the sea!
>>
>/sug/ is slowest in the American mornings because everyone in it is a loser who doesn't get up until noon
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>>3393091
Lady of the porn when
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Lady of the ocean
Causing a commotion
Surely isn't safe to bottle up these bad emotions
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>>3390611
What did they take?
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>>3393010
Unless you want to be lose your house and be a hobo you HAVE to get a job, you HAVE to go to that job and you HAVE to to do that job. Unless you want to go to jail you HAVE to obey the law.
We're already slaves.
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>>3393124
Love you too!
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>>3393130
And that's exactly why I want to be a crystal gem.
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>>3393130
>Unless you want to be lose your house and be a hobo you HAVE to get a job, you HAVE to go to that job and you HAVE to to do that job. Unless you want to go to jail you HAVE to obey the law.
Your point?
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>>3392815
>character pretends to be human for no goddamn reason
no. bad. you're fucking up one of the main things this show has going for it
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>>3393130
>needing money and obeying the law makes you a slave
I remember what it was like to be 16.
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All this shit finally makes sense.
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>Just sold an Amethyst Funko and Pearl Funko for 70 bucks.
And now we wait for more cash to roll in...
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>>3392378
>before Peridot became small
Fucking bullshit. /trash/ was created in the October hiatus.
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>>3393201
Profit?
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>>3393105
I love you too
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>>3393201
Literally no one cares you fucking reselling piece of shit, stop posting in these threads.
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>>3393149
How is this life any better then one as a Gem for Homeworld.
In one we have the illusion of choice, the other we have purpose at the cost of that illusion.
My point being that the Homeworld Gem society, where everything and everyone has a place and a purpose, where the entire race is unified under one rulership, is objectively better then ours.
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>>3393234
To me that sounds like just being a different type of slave.
Why not just be a Crystal gem?
>>
Too much Homeworld propaganda in this thread.
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>>3393257
Homeworld did nothing wrong
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>>3393090
Why be a gem when you can be an ork?
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>>3392716
Scrambled egg on peanut butter and mayonnaise toast
Or failing that, a hotdog sandwich with butter and ketchup.
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>>3393246
I don't see how being a Crystal Gem is any better then being a regular person, other then the 'magic' powers.
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>>3393091
Love you, my dear.
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>>3393324
I don't want to be a slave but I do want to be immortal, not needing to eat and having magical powers.
Better than being a HW gem.
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>Someone animated that fake Russian Ruby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoA_Q6hf9QE
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>>3388574
Probably corrupted gems or Jasper.
The line that concerns me, however is this:
>There are still things about his family... and the gems that he doesn't know.
What the fuck could he not know about the gems at this point?
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>>3393217
Profit's in the $42.75-$50.92 range, I'm not 100 percent sure if I paid full price or if they were a part of HT's usual 30% off deals.
>>3393229
Careful, talk like that could lead to no information about the general case layout for the SU Mystery Mini series. That means not having a greater chance at getting the SU Mystery Mini you want.
And for the record, I'm getting those in a few weeks.
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>>3388680
>boys can't be wives
Then explain this
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>>3393381
why are "his family" and "the gems" two separate categories
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>>3393422
Anime traps don't exist.
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>>3393246
I think it really depends on what Gem you are. The ones at the bottom of the social pecking order are out, I'd want to be a Jasper. Maybe get a small army of Rubies to command
[spoiler]I'd make them do lewd things like fuse for my amusement[spoiler/]
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>>3393383
>>3393442
What
>>
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>>3393452
Well, I want to also be a strong gem too, not a dumb ruby, I'd rather be a human then.
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>>3393456
My computer fucked up and wouldn't load the first post, leading to me posting the second one.
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I wouldn't want to be a HW gem unless I'm a diamond.
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I believe Peridot would be a Lainist if she was ever exposed.
Praise be to the 7th Protocol.
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Why can't we have these kinds of threads?
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>>3393571
We have Lapis posters 24/7
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Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
After all, things ended up not so bad
Time can heal, so one won't feel so sad
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I want to know why the men in this show keep getting drawn as bottoms.
I'm talking Lars, Ronaldo, Greg, I want to fucking know why everyone thinks they're such betas that they take it in the ass, because all of the men I mentioned are alpha.
Why the fuck are there a million pictures of Greg getting fucked by futa Rose.
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>>3393586
But the only funny one is LLNK
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>>3393611
Fuck why don't you just kill yourself.
Jump from a tall building, or in front of a train, maybe hang yourself, but do it, please.
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Oh, and I figured out which necklace sold on Wednesday. It was an Amethyst-themed one.
>>3393622
Agreed.
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>>3393614
>Ronaldo or Lars ever being Alpha
I agree that Greg is alpha as fuck, he'd have to be to get a goddess like Rose. But Ronaldo or Lars? Fuck no man, they'd be taking it up the ass all day, every day.
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>>3393622
See the problem?
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>>3393614
Oh please, there are less than 50, or rather 30 pics of futa Rose having sex with Greg. Shut up.
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>>3393643
agreed
lars is an insecure beta bitchboy and ronaldo is a shameless fedora
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>>3393706
Yeah well they could beat the fuck out of you so
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>>3393779
the fuck you say to me?
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>>3393779
Lars couldn't beat his own dick, much less someone in a fight.
And Ronaldo's a pussy, his best punch is a straight that took two years to throw.
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>>3393663
Problem?
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