HG thread
I did not expect that thing to do so well.
Hello comrades!
>>3144208
You're pretty good
>>3144208
This is kind of new so don't be rude and don't throw any tomato.
>>3144216
I don't care, I'll kill you all
Sum up every HG avafags in 3 words
>>3144229
Alright, alright, I am your hostage.
>>3144247
Piece of shit.
>>3144213
Less we never 5get
>>3144247
bored basement dwellers.
>>3144208
That's good for me.
>>3144208
Reminder to myself, take a bath as soon as possible.
>>3144245
ofcourse you will, big guy
>>3144247
look he posted it again
>>3144228
Hey Soviet
>>3144247
Cancer and faggotry
>>3144247
Craves the dick.
>>3144208
All of the deaths at the feast this time was caused by something else,
>>3144247
Secret cancer anonposters
I don't suppose anyone would like to join me for a post-death drink, would they?
>>3144208
I did it better.
>>3144253
Good! I'm glad you can see it my way, Strawberry. Life's a lot easier when you're a hostage.
>>3144276
That's not my name.
>>3144289
Mokou already made me a sandwich
>>3144247
Literally all cancer
Daily reminder that Yosugay is a sneaky little Jew
>>3144289
>
>>3144303
You're a very weird man, Ocelot
>>3144297
Sure, hit me.
>>3144289
And all of my characters are dead.
>>3144289
I'll come up with something give me a second.
Guess no Winnie for us, hey?
>>3144282
Hey Tupac! How are you doing?
>>3144282
What the fuck is your problem?
Why are you so bitter?
>>3144245
>>3144208
>dumps bottle of water instead
>>3144247
WHERE
IS
KUUKO
>>3144301
Being a hostage actually threatens your life.
>>3144340
Kuuko?
>>3144289
You should have dropped him.
Afternoon!
>>3144289
I'm smart enough to know this isn't how winning works.
>>3144297
I'll join you if you have some Dr. Pepper
>>3144347
Kuuko
>>3144321
Why ?
>>3144338
Hey ! Water is a rare resource that need to be protected !
>>3144324
>The woman pours a glass of vodka and slides it towards the man.
Enjoy.
>>3144357
Hello.
>>3144360
hey guys want to play splatoon with Kuuko?
>>3144344
Hey you have my picture done yet? I have the money.
>>3144357
Afternoon
>>3144344
You know what threatens your life? Disobeying my orders.
>>3144356
I got you, ocelot. No tears, only dreams now.
>>3144356
I recognize you, you were at my concert !
>>3144336
Can't complain, ma nigga. How've ya been?
>>3144337
Me? How am i bitter?
>>3144369
Have any other Russian or Slavic drinks I could have?
>>3144369
>intercepts the glass of vodka
thanks sucka!
>>3144390
you hate everyone
>>3144369
Hello!
>>3144376
Hey.
>>3144369
>It picks up and downs the glass before setting it back down.
That wasn't poisoned, was it?
>>3144390
Good. Found someone to take me with to Homecoming dance.
>>3144397
>shoots your head with AK74M
Heт
>>3144356
The dark matter returns and much like the last time only two decisions were made.
>>3144397
>>3144414
Give that back. Now.
>>3144407
How is day Eruna?
>>3144407
>cute anime girl get exclamation point
>soviet gets a cold hey
Never change cancer.
>>3144407
Hello there, Eruna
>>3144376
Sure, I have it right here. But I'm not going to charge you for it.
>>3144380
Are you trying to be a macho now, Okarin?
>>3144401
No i don't. Prove me wrong. Who do i hate, nigga?
>>3144416
That shitfest hasn't passed yet?
>>3144382
Yeah, and it sucked. Get better at this.
>>3144419
LOOKS LIKE I'M WINNING THIS ONE, MAHIRU!
>>3144419
kamina
come back
>>3144440
You're a dead man
>>3144430
How would a young girl react to a fully armed soldier greeting them?
>>3144442
>kissu
>somebody reveals my secret ava in a post
>it doesn't get any replies
>>3144436
Not yet...
>>3144433
No I will pay. So how much does Ruble transfer to Yen?
>>3144358
Just alcohol.
>>3144396
I'm afraid not. I only carry vodka on me.
>>3144397
>>3144414
I wouldn't poison my own well of self-pity. If I want to indulge in the bottle, I can do without anything fatal mixed in with my drink.
>The woman lifts the bottle and takes a few sips from it.
>>3144407
How are you today?
>>3144433
I've always been macho! I'm probably one of the strongest people here, if I were to be serious.
And don't call me Okarin. It's humiliating.
>>3144430
Like I care.
>>3144464
I honestly don't know. I don't want to charge for my pictures.
>>3144469
How much can you lift, Okarin?
>>3144419
I was told that these two are a couple in some capacity. We will see who is the obsolete partner.
Okabe also Kozumi. Duel Final. Finish it up.
>>3144427
Pretty normal, not much.
>>3144433
Hiya, Mahiru!
>>3144468
Pretty alright, who are you?
>>3144436
Junko
Nepgear
Shorty
>>3144468
>puts down 500 rubles
I would like 3 of your best
>>3144457
>It pulls out a gun.
Or I'll get it back myself.
>>3144468
>It reaches into it's pocket and pulls out a stick.
Cigarette?
>>3144468
No deal. I only drink the drink of the chosen one.
>>3144479
About five miles~
>>3144489
It pains me to do this, but I'm going to win. I can't let my name get soiled.
>>3144492
Trying not be a bad Stalker?
>>3144479
Fine. Whatever will get it done faster
>>3144489
What an exciting climax. We will not know who is the winner until the next image.
>old Nep still didn't kill herself
>>3144493
Junko, yea, she's a bitch and i do hate her.
Nepgear...not really.
Shorty...the fuck gave you that idea?We were homies and once we homies we're always homies.
>>3144515
>>3144463
Whoops, wrong guy, pretend you didn't see a gun pointed at your head.
>>3144518
I don't need to try...?
>>3144515
>adjusts your stance
You shoot pistol properly not like monkey out in LA streets
>>3144340
cool beard dude
>>3144527
Trully an urgent matter who needs a quick solution as soon as possible.
>>3144489
>>3144525
W-what is this?
>>3144535
I don't know you that well
>>3144527
Why do you still care?
>>3144536
>It quickly turns around when the soldier touches him and points it at him now.
Don't touch me.
>>3144525
>>3144492
Rin.
Do you drink?
>Rin gently sways a bottle of vodka in her left hand.
I have plenty to spare.
>>3144497
>The woman chuckles.
Perhaps you mistook me. I only have the one bottle.
>>3144516
>Rin smiles.
Thank you for the offer. I could go for a smoke.
>The woman reaches forwards, holding out an open hand to the man.
>>3144516
If you believe it to be, very well. More for me.
>>3144533
well shit its already in my stomach...
>>3144525
Our winner.
>>3144575
...
Got any money on you?
>>3144558
>
>>3144572
Uh...
I don't think that's an option...
>>3144572
Damn... Then can I have that of no?
>>3144568
Fine if you want to look like American Police target practice be my guest
>>3144584
>tfw you have to kill your waifu in order to win a game
>>3144457
I saw that!
>>3144602
Sorry, I just go away
>>3144453
S-Shut up.
>>3144612
Prove it
>>3144361
I'm pretty sure you know why.
>>3144584
congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>3144608
Good job, the one thing that should keep you alive is now dead and you caused it. Congratulations, moron.
>>3144516
That's a distance, not weight.
I would have expected a scientist to be smarter with units.
>>3144518
Here you go! It's pretty good if you ask me.
>>3144584
ugh. Congratulations?
>>3144430
it's funny because shes literally a female soviet
>>3144584
The placements.
>>3144584
>pulls put accordion an plays a simple victory tune
Congratulations
>>3144604
I don't need someone coming into my life to tell me what to do, and I sure as hell don't need it now. Just back off.
>>3144584
Thanks.
>>3144621
I don't.
>>3144646
Then you're a damn fool
>>3144584
What a great show! Thank you for the sport.
>>3144639
Damn, none of my characters got any kills. Oh well. Congrats Hououin
>>3144584
Thanks!
>>3144639
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3144612
If I give you 20$ will you tell me what I did wrong?
>>3144613
Wel..
Bye then?
>>3144601
yeah here
>hands you a 20
sorry iv been dry for 15 years. I had to get a taste!
>>3144602
That's too bad. You're missing out.
>She sips from a shot glass.
>>3144604
>The woman reaches for an extra shot glass, then fills it with vodka.
Of course you can.
>>3144639
Thank you for hosting.
>>3144634
But isn't as hated that's for sure.
>>3144644
Fine.
>>3144633
Thanks. So I don't have to pay for this?
>>3144630
I-I think it's about time for that suicide pact, Matsuda.
>>3144633
How does it feel to lose to a man that mistakes his units~?
>>3144639
Thank you for letting me win.
>>3144639
>my shitty entry gets 4 kills
jej
>>3144671
>drinks shot glass very fast.
Thanks. Don't mind to give me another
>>3144677
Sure, deal.
>>3144671
Well, this is Eruna.
Do you normally offer drinks to minors?
>>3144686
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit. I hope you fall in a fucking well and die.
>>3144620
>She points at her eyes.
>>3144663
You should leave.
>>3144653
Don't insult me.
>>3144686
Let's finally do it. You, me, and a single noose.
Meet me at Turkey Hill at 9.
>>3144698
I never thought it would have actually happened. I have to say, you're horrible for making me do this.
>>3144699
Yeah, but show me the post as proofs, or at least quote it.
>>3144699
I'm not going anywhere until I know what I did wrong.
>>3144664
I don't deal in American money.
>It hands you back the 20.
If anybody asks, this ordeal never happened and I don't need to get violent. We clear?
>>3144673
Nope, it's free of charge.
>>3144677
It's only natural to lose against someone that can life five whole miles.
>>3144492
Anything new?
>>3144685
You didn't even savor the beverage. I'm afraid I don't want to waste any, so I'll have to keep you at one.
>>3144694
It wasn't so much an offer as it was a question, but I may or may not be drunk already.
>>3144722
I do not control any actions that goes on in there. It is your fault. Your prize will be up momentarily.
>>3144723
Post?
>>3144747
Yes, the post. The post revealing my secret ava you claim you saw.
>>3144727
Crystal,secret agent man.
>>3144743
Thanks comrade. So how are you anyway?
>>3144739
Thanks. SP how is your afternoon?
>>3144761
Have you ever thought that maybe no one gives a shit?
>>3144739
You got that right. I wouldn't be a man if I lost to the likes of you.
>>3144745
I hope this prize is worth the emotional trauma you put me through.
Daily reminder to ignore, report and filter Jewsogay
>>3144713
Only if you say ''pretty please''
>>3144725
You're one of those people who only initiate conversation with me because I'm a girl or do my homework.
>>3144739
I learned water bottles explode.
>>3144743
I'm not sure how you can offer someone a drink without offering anything...
>>3144770
>
I don't think you get the context here
>>3144778
(You)
>>3144792
Do you wonder why you didn't get any replies?
>>3144779
Pretty don't.
>>3144772
It most likely is not. Here.
>>3144769
Save for dying earlier, quite well.
>>3144790
>She gives the girl a blank stare while pouring themselves another glass of vodka.
Hush.
>>3144796
thank (You)
>>3144803
That's not it, try again
>>3144761
Post? Ava? What are those?
>>3144778
Bu-But I like Jewsogay
>>3144789
You where doing homework?
>>3144806
You know, there is a chance you've already drank enough.
>>3144745
Thanks for hosting Rammy!
>>3144805
Congratulations Mr. Mad Scientist!
What the fuck was his problem?
>>3144824
Who knows.
hail hydra
>>3144806
Чтo?
>>3144824
We all gave him too much attention, he couldn't handle the sheer influence he has over the community
>>3144828
It's because no one cares who your secret ava was
>>3144805
It's worth it. Trust me.
M-O-O-N, that spells new host when?
>>3144815
Well you shouldn't
>>3144824
He was too cool for his own good.
>>3144830
>>3144769
Pretty busy, I actually have to leave now.
I hope you like the picture.
>>3144772
Yes, it was only expected to happen.
I have to leave now, okay?
>>3144790
That must have been some pretty... specific circumstances.
Show me next time, okay?
>>3144819
In your case, I only meant the first part. You're not talking to me because it looks like I need someone to talk to, it's because I'm a girl.
>>3144843
That's good
>>3144819
There's always room for one more.
>>3144831
Pardon?
>>3144854
Your doing god's work
>>3144824
Never met him. He sounds like a pompous asshole.
>>3144860
Clearly not, or you wouldn't have made that post in the first place
>>3144824
What the fuck was his problem?
>>3144820
You are welcome. That may have been the last time I will call you that.
>>3144846
Great. You should not care this much that you killed her anyway. It is not like she is dead forever.
>>3144855
Alright bye.
>>3144853
Hey Sunset.
>>3144855
Sure thing. Take care, Okarin.
>>3144869
I posted because I was smug about the person trying to reveal it getting no (You)s
>>3144824
He looks like the kind of person that's his own problem.
>>3144862
What did you mean by save my dying earlier?
If you could bring back one avafag but retire three in compensation, who would they be?
>>3144824
He actually hosted
what a bad dude
>>3144876
O-Of course not. It's not like people stay dead when they die...r-right, Christina?
Why did he turn into the devil?
>>3144855
I don't know, it tend to soak everyone.
>>3144856
How about it was because we where already talking?
Besides, I hadn't seen you talk to anyone else, you looked lonely!
>>3144862
You're not solving any problems here...
>>3144876
Because I die so quickly? But that's fine.
>>3144880
Dobriye utra Soviet
>>3144896
No one's worth that.
Who made Kamina leave?
>>3144896
kamina
eruna
asellus
soviet
>>3144914
How is day тoвapищ?
>>3144894
I meant my day was going well until I died.
>>3144909
>She downs the drink.
I guess I should save some for later.
>>3144917
Kamina himself when he left and deleted everyone.
>>3144813
Pretty knees ?
Why was the blue-haired memetard so liked?
His games were shit and he was OOC cancer.
He only hosted for the (You)s.
Alright human,I shall be in your presence until 7. What are you mooks doing?
>Jasper
>>3144928
Almost there
>>3144918
>soviet
why
he is a nice guy
put in bolin or some shit
>>3144896
I'll retire all my avas so Kamina could come back.
>>3144925
It's fine. You will win eventually
>>3144918
I am fine with this
>>3144934
>He only hosted for the (You)s.
This argument is so stupid. Like oh yeah, he only hosted a game for the (You)'s like 5 times a day and still entertained people in the process, who fucking cares why he hosted?
>>3144909
You said you wouldn't miss the opportunity to introduce yourself to a "cute girl".
>>3144945
Asellus also nice guy. Such lists are cruel.
>>3144900
Not here at least. Whatever happens in your world is stays like that.
>>3144913
I feel I exhausted the amount of times I could call you that. Besides, you said I did not have to refer you to that anyway.
>>3144896
Kamina
Bolin
Mii Swordfighter
Eggman-Kun
>>3144923
It's such a beautiful day outside, trying to figure out how It should be spent.
How's yours?
>>3144939
You just caught me on the tail end of my post-death drinking session.
>>3144958
Win?
No, I'm upset because I died. It's pretty painful.
>>3144896
Kamina
Naoto
Shadow Naoto
Shitposter Naoto
>>3144964
I don't really talk much to Asellus so I wouldn't know
fuck Eruna though
>>3144969
>Eggman-Kun
Hi yin.
>>3144925
Don't those alcoholic commercials ever get to you?
>>3144962
I said
"Do I need a reason", actually.
>>3144967
Some people have died here, so it's not too farfetched. It could happen to any one of us.
>>3144943
P-pretty please ?
I hope Kamina fucking died.
>>3144918
>I would die for Kamina, so this is fine.
>>3144896
I can't get rid of Yin three times so I can't bring anyone back.
>>3144896
Kamina
Yin
Bolin
(You)
>>3144974
Oh really? So what,is that some sorta ceremony for humans?
>Jasper
>>3144975
>>3144974
We all do. Sometimes early or late but it doesn't matter in arena.
>>3144973
Good. Russia is doing well with NEP policy. My idea is to feed the workers so they have energy to work then get factories pushed
>>3145001
Wishing death on someone isn't very nice.
>>3144992
Fine
Bolin
Mii Swordfighter
Yin
Why is Kamina so liked?
>>3145023
Ignore it.
what the fuck was his problem?
>>3145033
he was a nice guy and actually hosted
NGW?
>>3144896
Kamina
Hoshi
2pac
2pac again
>>3145033
He isn't.
They just liked him because he hosted a lot.
In 2 weeks he'll be irrelevant.
>>3145037
Lacing his simulators with heroin
>>3144994
Hm? I can't say I've seen any.
>>3145015
No. I'm just upset I died and decided to drown my sorrows.
>>3145020
Hm. What about outside the arena?
>>3145037
he can't code for shit
>>3145051
10/10 memes
>>3145000
That's it!
>>3145020
You might consider making it mandatory to have cafeterias and mess halls at places like that
>>3145051
>Kamina
But you dislike him.
>>3145018
Shut up, Yukine.
you know this very well.
Besides, I'm doing a favor for (You).
>>3145051
Replace 2pac again with Junko and it's perfect.
>>3144967
Yup! And it was getting a little weird besides.
>>3145051
>pets the cat
>>3145060
I see,in that case,you need to train more.
>Jasper
what the fuck was his problem?
im glad kamina is gone
he fucked my bitch and stole my senpai from me
>>3145070
>I'm doing a favor for (You).
This. You got cucked already, don't dig yourself a bigger grave
Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx Nyx.
FUCKING HOST
>>3145060
Don't you own a tv? Those things are playing 24/7!
>>3145051
>Trying to fit in this much
>>3145033
He hosted and didn't laze around and call other people's game's shit when he himself didn't actually have any.
>>3144994
My point still stands. I'm asking you to leave me alone.
>>3145060
Eh. You just have fun and talk to others. Rare that people die out here.
>>3145065
Will do. Also have done the gulaags but less deadly
>>3145083
He is kebab
>>3145068
Nah. He's actually p cool tbph
>>3145075
Ow, my sensitive feelings...
>>3145081
>nyas
>>3145098
Others are the ones who fit in with me. Get it right, bucko.
Who even hates kamina?
>>3144995
You are right. I have experienced something like that.
>>3145078
It felt weird calling you that.
>>3145052
This so much.
It's sad but that's the real truth. Watch as someone else step in as the new chain host guy, he'll be praised just as much as Kamina was.
>>3145103
The gulags are still around?
>>3145113
over here.
>>3145096
K give me a minute to set up
>>3145102
So you can what?
Keep sitting there alone?
Good day.
>>3145112
>feeds the cat dried anchovies
>>3145082
I'm plenty trained. I just got caught in a forest fire incident earlier.
>>3145097
I suppose I'm too busy for TV.
>>3145103
I see.
What if someone were to die though? What if, for example, I were to take someone's life?
>She sips some vodka straight from the bottle.
Would they come back?
>>3145119
Next time this happens let's have the name be something else.
>>3145147
It's quite nice to see you again, UK.
>>3145125
Kinda. It's reserved for the worst criminals and I give them food to eat and isn't as brutal. I just call it that as joke
>>3145086
>>3145070
Maybe I want a deeper grave
>>3145141
Bone ride incoming.
>>3145119
I think we all have, but it fits home when you're the one that's doing the killing. The sense of helplessness is enough to make me suffocate.
>>3145155
OOC cancer is irrelevant.
>>3145149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>3145153
I see. What's your name,human? You seem like a worthy opponent for the arena. I'm a former high ranking general for my Homeworld known as Jasper.
>Jasper
>>3145145
Yes.
>>3145177
>Hoshi
>irrelevant
>>3145153
Too busy drinking?
>>3145188
Is that fun?
>>3145177
Let's see who agrees
No one
>>3145195
He is irrelevant.
>>3145177
>ms baker
>ooc cancer
>>3145159
Hello my mechanical acquaintance. How are you.
>>3145147
Hello mate.
>sips tea with pinky up
>>3145149
DIOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3145161
What kind of criminals?
>>3145177
This is a logic loop if ever I've seen one. If OOC cancer's irrelevant, then that means you saying this is irrelevant, making it relevant again, making it irrelevant again
>>3145204
Fine, just waiting for the next game.
>throws garlic at everyone
>>3145159
CLANKER
>>3145199
It's what I want.
>>3145185
Rin. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Jasper.
>>3145199
I do more than drink, silly. I have standards after all. Taxes don't pay themselves.
>>3145226
>Catches it.
Thank you. I needed a new clove of garlic.
>>3145063
What's my reward ?
Evening my subjects.
>>3145226
Son of a bitch, g-get that away!
>>3145215
Serial killers. Murderers of the first degree and every victim they kill equals two years. Rapists. Drug dealers and "gang" leaders. Time they are in camp vary
>>3148633