HG thread
おっぱい です ね
>>3143240
I'm not scared of her at all ! Now stop trying to avoid the question and answer it !
>>3143243
It's too late now.
>>3143282
There's no such thing as too late
>>3143241
So it's... fate?
>>3143256
You see what that got you.
>>3143281
No.
>>3143280
I agree.
>>3143257
Please leave a message after the beep.
...
beeep.
>>3143291
It's too late I tell you, now jump.
>>3143270
I know it is my fault.
Who do you think hates you?
>>3143293
If you want to call it that, sure. Do you not believe in fate, my dearest Mahiru?
>>3143293
You're partially to blame for it.
>>3143305
Everyone.
>>3143293
But...polka dots...
>>3143305
everyone who doesn't talk to me on a regular basis
>>3143305
No one, but I don't think anyone particularly likes me either.
When do we kill ourselves?
>>3143305
Probably half of /co/ that hates SU because I kept posting this trying to prove the haters are worse than the fans
>>3143316
Unlike you, I didn't lie.
>>3143310
I do. But your time machine kind of contradicts the whole fate thing.
>>3143257
Is this some sort of joke? Who sends an empty package to another person?
>>3143282
Why should I tell you what a youkai is? You should know it since you are one of them. Do you think you can fool me so easily?
>>3143305
Parsee
Kyoko
Hikki
And that cat girl who looks like Big Boss in a maid dress
I'm pretty sure.
>>3143305
>Everyone
>>3143336
I'm a human being, you gensokyo girls are sure crazy.
>>3143305
Everyone except Janus, Link and possibly, possibly Tricky
>>3143340
I don't.
>>3143296
Hmm... Excuse me, there's a package here for you.
>>3143336
I may have been joking around. This is just a costume.
>>3143326
Never, I don't know why so many people think suicide is cool.
Give me 36 fighters
>>3143326
Why don't you do it right now? No one will miss you.
>>3143335
No, but you confused me, and that's what made me lie.
>>3143304
Are you saying you don't like coming down with this sickness called being nice?
>>3143363
King Kaito
>>3143340
>>3143363
Major Ocelot
>>3143363
Koyomi Araragi
>>3143363
Bush's Baked Beans
>>3143363
Time Traveler Hitler
>>3143363
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3143363
Mashiro Shiina
>>3143355
I didn't order anything.
>>3143301
I can fly, you know
>>3143363
Sanae Kochiya
>>3143363
Zach de la rocha
>>3143363
Eggman-kun
>>3143354
>Thanks for saying that
>>3143370
>W-What?
>>3143363
Empress
>>3143363
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3143363
Freaky Fred
>>3143363
Mami Tomoe
>>3143363
It's hip to rape Fukawa
>>3143363
Elphelt Valentine
>>3143363
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3143363
Seija Kijin
>>3143326
Shouldn't you have OD'd on that Xanax I gave you?
>>3143335
HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A MAD SCIENTIST, MAHIRU! YOU CONTRADICT REALITY AS WE KNOW IT!
>>3143363
HOPEFULLY NOT LATE HOUOUIN KYOUMA WITH BAD INTERNET CONNECTION!
>>3143305
Honestly ? Not a lot, but that's only because I host a lot.
If I didn't host nobody would have sucked my dick as much as they did.
>>3143363
Betraying KK
>>3143363
Rin Asougi
>>3143384
Oh, sorry.
>>3143363
Kevin Owens
>>3143363
Sunset
>>3143305
>No one aside of maybe a couple of shitposters mad at me for reasons I don't know or I forgot.
>>3143363
An unloved faggot
>>3143305
Fuck'd if I know, I couldn't care enough to keep track of who hates me on an Estonian Potato stealing image marco forum.
>>3143358
Only the cool kids want to shoot themselves with a rope around their neck.
>>3143363
Noodle
>>3143363
Corvo Attano
>>3143363
Anila
>>3143363
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3143363
Haise Sasaki
>>3143392
>Just here to prove you wrong, that's all.
>>3143386
W-what ?!
>>3143403
Hey you, I need your help
>>3143416
Hey Fire Hair
>>3143363
Naoto Shirogane
>>3143363
Tanaka the Forbidden One
>>3143347
Human beings don't force shrine maidens to kill an innocent child.
>>3143355
Well, you got me. I thought it was a real package from someone important.
>>3143367
I did? How? Is this another one of your lies?
>>3143363
Mahiru Koizumi
>>3143410
Or maybe it was reality all along.
So where is this gate thing anyways?
>>3143433
I thought you knew
>>3143363
Zombieman
>>3143424
Moo
>>3143363
Good Hunter
>>3143411
Kamina?
>>3143363
Shiragami Youko
>>3143413
..I forgive you.
>>3143441
I made this request a long time ago. I've changed my mind since that day
>>3143446
Oh well, I forgot that it was obvious for someone to be able to fly without any wings.
>>3143433
How's it going Major?
>>3143431
>Okay then.
>>3143305
Everyone.
>>3143444
Of course not, I just thought you were talking about what I said to Okabe about the Strawberry nickname.
>>3143448
Sheep don't sound like that anon
>>3143470
But you're a cow
>>3143444
>he taps on his heart
It's right here, my dear Mahiru. You can feel it once you become enlightened.
>>3143459
Let's pretend I believe you, and I don't want to prove it that you are a youkai.
Human beings don't want to make shrine maidens commit suicide.
>>3143462
Pretty good honey, you ?
By the way, you can call me Ocelot.
>>3143459
Mokou does it too
>>3143453
No.
>>3143469
Hououin Kyouma*
>>3143469
What did you say to Okabe about the Strawberry nickname?
>>3143478
... Are you serious? Is that the only one?
>It's a "I think everyone hates me" episode
>literally whos thinking anyone care about them to even think about hating them
You don't know what it's like to be truly hated.
>>3143507
This tbhfam
>>3143495
>Kamina
>>3143514
kys bolin.
>>3143477
I'm a sheep.
>>3143481
Sure they want to. You're all monsters, therefore you must die.
>>3143483
I-I knew that
>>3143482
Work slackened up enough that I've found myself with a two day weekend, so I'm doing pretty awesome right about now.
I'll keep that in mind, you will forgive me I hope
>>3143507
I'm a walking science fair project. You don't know anything about me to past judgement.
>>3143520
I love you too anon
>>3143507
>KK
>>3143503
Sure, Hououin Kyouma.
>>3143504
That he shoudn't call you that.
>>3143522
With udders like that? You're definitely a cow.
>>3143507
which avafags have been the most shitposted?
>>3143507
>Those people that say "Everyone" just so people can jump in and say nice things about them
>>3143504
The Steins;Gate can be whatever it is you want it to be, because it's nothing! I made the whole thing up!
>>3143525
Forgive you for what ?
>>3143441
This is the arena I've heard about, right?
>>3143456
Good.
>>3143535
nigger KK is liked by pmuch everyone
>>3143543
Me, LF, KK, Junko, Kamina, Hoshi
>>3143412
S-Saved.
WE'VE BEEN DUPED
>>3143556
Calling you by rank rather than your... Preferred name
>>3143544
>not wanting to have others stroke your ego
>>3143543
Kamina.
>>3143542
Can you not see? I'm a little cute fluffy sheep. Baaa-aa
>>3143574
Nah, entering manually takes some time.
@3143567
>it's a Bolin tries to make himself seem more relevant than he really is episode
>>3143582
thicc
>>3143577
You can call me by whatever you like !
>>3143524
I can see that you're lying
>>3143554
Seriously? That wasn't funny.
>>3143538
That's true. I will forgive you.
See if I made any mistakes.
>>3143590
Man, when'll they stop airing this rerun?
>>3143524
And with this sentence. You have closed the case. You are a heartless youkai, who deserves to be exterminated before you manage to hurt someone.
>>3143559
Something like that. A huge fighting place for gods, humans, youkai, animals, or whatever you are. And the best part of it, that you cannot die.
so which one of you fags are kamina's secret ava?
>>3143431
>>3143593
So if she calls you cocksucker like i do, you'd be fine with it?
>>3143593
I'll take you up on that. I've got a question for ya.
>>3143603
Let's get this over with
>>3143567
>LF
>KK
>Junko
>ever been shitposted more than Soviet
Besides most of those you mentioned deserved it, unlike Kamina.
>>3143607
??? host
>>3143603
let's begin
>>3143607
Anon, he's fucking gone.
Let it go
>>3143603
Ready.
>>3143603
Looks good Ram!
>>3143603
District one, the badass district is ready!
>>3143603
Ī ne
Looks good
>>3143603
Ready!
>>3143607
Me.
>>3143600
I'm not ! I also know that she has some sort of Phoenix Mode
>>3143603
Y-you made it on purpose, haven't you ?
>>3143606
I'm not heartless and I'm not a youkai !
I'll exterminate all of your kind before you do so !
>>3143614
No, only you can call me like that, you know it.
>>3143616
Go on
>>3143603
Sic vis pacem parabellun
>>3143603
Don't see anything wrong here, go ahead.
>>3143628
>IMAGE
>>3143649
I'm perfectly fine if Sunset calls you that aswell, she's alright.
>>3143649
All that stuttering makes me think otherwise
>>3143649
Is Adamska your real name?
>>3143603
Go ahead.
>>3143607
Oh oh, me me me, I am!
>>3143628
That is a nickname. I put it as such.
>>3143643
I did. You are in. Peri is out.
>>3143649
Yes I did.
If there are no other complaints, I will start.
>>3143610
>Should've had him say he was the fake hedgehog all along, desu.
>Or Hail the Eggman Empire.
>>3143305
KK, Shion, Yuno, Junko, Hoshi, Delgado, Old Nep, Erica.
I know these for a fact.
Can't say about the rest.
@3143605
>it's a "Bolin thinks self deprecating humor ad nauseum is funny" episode
>>3143680
Check my birth certificate. It says Hououin Kyouma on it.
>>3143661
Uh okay.
>>3143663
It's because I need some water ! Yeah...
>>3143664
I-I don't really know...
>>3143680
I have a complaint, remove Sundae
>>3143649
Go ahead. Just try it. I'll give you enough time to realise that you can't kill a godess.
>>3143689
you can edit the text
>>3143693
I hate you as well.
>>3143698
It's funny if he's not the one doing it.
>>3143713
Fuck you, you piece of shit. I hope you fucking fall down a well and die.
>>3143691
Yes?
>>3143606
Hmm? Is that so?
>>3143713
I hate you.
From first in the last match to last in this one.
>>3143704
Shut up. You better be glad I did that in the first place. I would have sandwiched you, her and you disgusting Reimu together.
>>3143567
Where is the English version of this, I can't find it anywhere.
>>3143724
Ingrates first, do me the favor and make a statement.
>>3143732
me to
>>3143603
Looks alright I suppose. My little Rammy
>>3143592
Is thst some kind of frozen treat?
Guys I'm using McDonald's wifi
>>3143610
>>3143713
Ah yeah forgot about you.
Added.
>>3143693
I don't really hate anyone, so I don't know how could it be a fact.
>>3143707
Oh now you think you're a godess, really funny.
>>3143734
That's my cake !
>>3143704
I guess that would be hard to determine.
Do you like it?
>>3143628
That's true. I don't get it.
>>3143713
>kissu
>>3143740
>>3143610
>>3143704
I might have some water on me, would you want some?
>>3143734
Nobody can touch me now
>>3143734
Dareka o suraisu shimasu
Will slice someone
kamina come back
>>3143734
HAHAHAHAHA! IT'S FITTING FOR SOMEONE OF MY STATURE!
>>3143736
I hate you more than you hate yourself.
>>3143735
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/e42778a0b0/766456-2
>>3143747
Things changed.
>>3143734
I'm afraid I don't have any plans on holding back.
>>3143734
I do not understand how some of you expect to win this. The delusional ones have a showdown as well as two females.
>>3143770
Thank you, that search took forever.
>>3143621
I was gonna say the same thing.
>>3143756
Don't worry about it. You're not supposed to understand it. Just enjoy it while it lasts.
>>3143784
such a tiny bed, it's like I entered the house of a dwarf
>>3143751
As I said, you're free to call me by what you like the most, Sunny.
>>3143763
Don't try to be kind with me ! I know exactly your intentions.
http://desustorage.org/
search your main on /trash/ and see how relevant you are based on results
>>3143734
This is faster then running I guess..
>>3143784
This is an inappropriate time for a knock knock joke...
>>3143305
No one.
Everybody loves me.
>>3143789
>shitposts
>makes comment about your mother
>>3143795
I was only trying to be friendly
>>3143749
I am Suwako Moriya, the original godess of the Moriya Shrine. The Highest of Native Gods. You still think I'm joking? Go and ask Mokou, she will open your eyes to the truth.
>>3143805
Whatcha say about my momma?
>>3143796
>Caring about popularity
Off yourself.
>>3143813
kero kero
>>3143784
Yamu
Yum
>>3143784
Draw.
>>3143795
And I cherish the privilege.
But I don't want to call you something you're not comfortable with.
>>3143784
This why I hesitate calling you that.
Another accidentally kills her friends somehow.
>>3143796
>1911 results found.
>>3143777
I don't see a reason to hate anyone here and I'm trying to leave any kind of conflict behind myself. If you want to talk about it feel free to talk to me on Steam.
I don't want anyone to give up on things because of assumptions. I would be happy to talk it out.
>>3143821
kero kero~
>>3143829
This isn't such a bad spot to relax at, don't you think?
>>3143796
>>3143807
F-fine ! You're lucky I really need some !
>>3143813
Sooo, the original godess has a hat that looks like a frog ?
>>3143828
I'm fine with any name, as long as it's you who uses them
>>3143829
You can take everything
>>3143829
I dedicate this next song to Gundam Tanaka. He's a weaker version of me, and he should spend the rest of his life in hell.
>plays arms wide open
>>3143602
Really? So I'm of the hook for lying, right?
And, I mean, it wasn't a lie at the begining.
>>3143791
Your gate thingy?
How am I supposed to enjoy that?
>>3143796
>251 results
>Most of them are me
>>3143852
>hands over a bottle of water.
I hope you enjoy it!
>>3143829
Takara! Watashi wa mitsukete kudasai!
Treasure! Me find!
>>3143848
Hoshi.
>>3143848
>more than Hoshi
>implying
>>3143826
My, aren't you a peculiar little creature.
Do you drink?
>>3143837
That's too bad...
>>3143864
>opens it
>spills everything on the floor
Hehehe
>>3143858
...Never mind.
>>3143880
It's your loss, not mine
>>3143861
1311 results found
>>3143852
I think I'll call you Ro(Ro)
>>3143829
Nope, I'm just searching up popular people and seeing the hits they get.
>>3143861
>Actually, very few are me, only a page or two
>>3143875
;-;
>>3143829
The people I thought would be killing would rather cuddle something. The people I thought would die is proving me wrong.
>>3143829
That stings! You saying that not the impalement.
>>3143744
Good job trash.
>>3143757
No.
>>3143767
That's near impossible, you worthless sack of shit.
>>3143852
Exactly. It was on my head all along, but you failed to notice it. You must be truly old if your eyes are so weak
>>3143899
>>3143891
W-why are y... you boasting about this... t-to me?
>>3143899
I would have preferred an arrow similar to this one
>>3143899
That's the power of science, my friend.
>>3143905
Try me, broham.
>>3143855
Yeah, sure, you're off the hook.
>>3143882
Eh?
>>3143899
Fūdo!
Food!
>Jumps excitingly towards the foods
>>3143610
Tell me if it looks like shit or not.
>>3143914
No reason.
>>3143848
>>3143893
>someone else gets mentioned more than hoshi
>Search "Hanako" on /trash/ desustorage
>Stumble across an ERP session between Asellus and Hanako
>Please, somebody research mind wiping technology
>>3143888
Go get me another one !
>>3143892
W-what does that mean ?
>>3143899
Don't tell anyone about it !
>>3143909
I noticed it since the beginning, I just thought it wasn't something important to tell about.
>>3143932
Nothing. All you need to know is that you're my hostage, and you're never getting out of it.
>>3143338
Don't feel bad, I hate everyone.
>>3143938
looks pretty good , but i wanted to bring out his edgy side
>>3143944
fucking asellus
>>3143899
Most of you decided to rest this night. A notable exception is the scientist doing another concert.
>>3143932
Thank you, I'll try to not do it again.
>>3143944
>>3143957
>I regret nothing.... well, maybe I regret that.
>>3143949
It's short for Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
>>3143949
Water bottles don't grow on my back.
You don't deserve another one
>>3143961
Perhaps we can find some loot inside
>>3143968
>I regret searching that
>>3143961
This next song goes out to Gundam Tanaka. He's still not better than me.
>plays Higher
reminder if you mention someone's name they will appear.
>>3143961
That's fair, he's a good fighter
>>3143961
Watashi wa yori ōku no shokuryō o tsumori tabemasu yo
I'm gonna eat more food
>>3143953
You seem to hate me more than everyone, somehow it's related to Mokou
>>3143961
I might crush your head, I might not too.
>>3143974
Uh yeah, t-that's a good start I think
>>3143983
Look who's being mean now
>>3143995
KAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3143949
But you knew about me, and my hat. How couldn't you recognize me?
>>3143950
Hostage? I can leave any time. Why am I a hostage?
>>3143966
Good luck with that then!
>>3143995
Hoshi
>>3143990
>Just pretend that never happened, and we can move on with our lives.
>>3143999
I'm not mean, this is only fair.
>>3143995
Chaika
>>3143999
Nah, I don't want your weird fire wife.
>>3143944
>yfw Overwatch killed ERP.
>>3143995
Shorty.
Proved ya wrong.
>>3143961
Nothing interesting happens here either. The pink monster shows up in a couple of events.
>>3143995
KAMINA-SENPAI
>>3144007
Because I captured you and forced you to go to homecoming with m, despite you knowing nothing about me. If that doesn't scream hostage, then I don't know what does.
>>3143995
BIG O
>>3143999
I'll figure something out.
>>3143995
Bobby Ace
>>3143995
Brook
>>3144026
An autistic 16 year old named Paul killed ERP
>>3144028
You called?
>>3144026
>What?
>>3144040
ITS SHOW TIME!
>>3144006
I never knew who you were, you're not that famous around here.
>>3144016
Now you're being pretentious
>>3144025
I wasn't going to give you Mokou anyway
>>3144029
Just the two of us.
>>3143995
A Rock
>>3144011
Fucking cancer.
>>3144029
>>3143995
Candleja
>>3143995
Seth
>>3144050
Don't worry about it, it's not our drama. It's autistic and hilarious, but it's not ours.
>>3144029
Yo-You're really heavy, King Knight...
>>3144011
>Yes, that would be best
>>3144026
>Rest in piss
>>3143995
DMG
>>3144048
I said Shorty not Seth.
>>3144011
I thought that you were leaving. What was that post about earlier if you didn't?
>>3144056
>Calling someone cancer unexpectedly
Why
>>3144029
>slowly walks away
>>3144053
You're not getting a new water bottle either way.
>>3144029
She'd surely ruin it
>>3144059
That isn't how it works retard, first you say candlejack th
>>3144029
I guess this what they men 'be careful what you wish for". Other than that upsetting loss, two groups had enough of the peace and had a showdown.
>>3144064
>Alright then.
>>3144070
They're both gone either way.
>>3144056
>I won't lie though, it was cringy as hell.
>>3144067
>Glad that you can agree on that.
>>3144072
>Can you tell me which post? Because I don't remember.
>>3144052
You're muh boy Raj.
>>3144095
Yay~ Bedtime...
>>3144050
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/3119172/#q3121962
Start there then watch it all crash and burn.
>>3144095
I want the red one.
>>3144083
This is exaclty why your kind deserves to be eliminated
>>3144095
I can't ask for more...
>>3144107
>>>>>My, I ravaged you quite a bit... I didn't even realize I could do such a thing.
>>3144095
This is the end for you!
>>3144128
>Why did I do this again?
>>3144095
The universe may be strange but you still mange to use some of it's tools for killing.
>>3144095
Perfect end to a perfect day
Hi! I'm Paul!
>>3144156
I hope I'll get a reward
>>3144152
You were bored?
>>3144039
That doesn't make me a hostage or anything. I volantarily agreed.
>>3144156
Thanks...
>>3144123
my kind?
>>3144156
hmmff, Seems like I'm not welcome here
>>3144095
Nani. Watashi wa hi no nōryoku o motte imasu ka? Ochitsui te.
What. I have fire ability? Take it easy.
>>3144068
>>3144172
>Sounds about right
>>3144107
everything you do is cringy
>>3144179
The Shiny Maids or whatever you're supposed to be called
>>3144152
>Asellus as taken aback from Hanako's scars, taking one step back to the door.
>("How... horrible... this is... now I need to know what happened to her in the past! That is for certain!")
>>She walks up to Hanako, and gently embrace her.
>I may not know how you got these scars... but this will not change our current relationship in the slightest... I won't you to know that Hanako.
>>Asellus stared into Hanako's eyes with a smile on her face.
>I mean really, you thought I would be scared of these scars of yours? Not a chance my darling. In my humble opinion, they make you stand out like a rose... a tarnished rose, but a rose regardless.
>I wonder, Asellus
>>3144128
Bacon face is not for lewd. She is only for drinking and hugging.
>>3144156
Again?!
What a dick
>>3144185
RIP in piss
>>3144197
Shrine maidens?
but that's just an occupation
>>3144202
>Peace out thread, i'm gone!
>>3144191
>I wouldn't have it anyother way.
Sum up every HG avafags in 3 words.
>>3144206
>When baconface is used for lewd everything goes wrong
D-don't... Call m... me baconface.
>>3144176
Do you enjoy sucking the fun out of everything? Sooner or later it's going to be damn near impossible for me to keep this mad scientist thing up if you keep using logic.
>>3144210
Don't worry, I brought back up Dr. Pepper for everyone.
>>3144224
Infatuated with shipgirls
>>I can't help it. That's what you look like to me. Bacon face!
>Parsee