Fuck animals?

>>3124083
If they were as cute and sexy, yes.

But IRL they're just cute, so no

>>3124083
I wish bestiality was legal in my state.

>>3124104
IRL horses are sexy as fuck, what are you talking about?

>>3125232
No, compare your 3DPD garbage to the horse in the OP. Sure real horse have great backsides, but their heads ? uggh

What about animals fucking me? Does that count?

All animals with hooves are ugly as fuck. Horsefags have shit taste.

>>3124112
it's only illegal if you get caught

>>3125256
/thread

If it isn't mods what kill these threads, it's a lack of content.

Anyone else watch videos of people in reserves helping african cats and imagine that the volunteers fuck them when they go into heat?

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>>3126267
yes

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>>3124083
Yes

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>>3136745
Sheathed knots are really sexy

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simple question: why perfectly SAFE (no porn, no humans) real animal photos were removed from this thread?
Im 1000% positive that solo animal photos are not only allowed by general 4chan rules
BUT they are also 1000% legal in USA.

I notice that entire thread are removed even when they never broke any rule - and yes most of them are close to feral -zoo topics
Is this a case of mod on high horse on wild rampage?
What touchy filly mod even doing on /trash/ ?

If this kind of content is not allowed -then how about adding this to motherfucking rules ?
Cos you know, hidden secrit bonus rules suck ass

>>3138135
I don't know, they seem to get panicky about that stuff. It shouldn't be an issue if it's a photo of an animal with no human involvement.

>>3138135
Same reason posting underage girls in bikinis can get a thread 404'd on /b/: slippery slope.

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>>3124112
>>3126849
>my county sheriff personally got a bill banning it passed, and got rather obsessed with it, clearly trying to make it a part of his legacy
>only managed to get 8 people arrested in a county of 4 million over the course of... 8-10 years?
You'll almost certainly be fine.

>>3138960
Tax dollars well spent, I'm sure

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>>3138135
I've been banned for posting once in a thread that later had pictures of horse vagoo posted
It's just kind of up to how the mods feel that day

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I always wanted to fuck a horse, has any one here ever done it? if so how was it?

>>3138135
I guess they want more traffic to >>>/an/?

>>3138396
>>3138654
I could post that pic of a woman spreading a horse pussy, because I can source it to a medical site

>>3139672
>Male animal bottoming

Good, I need more like this.

>Horse

But less of this.

>>3125256
sounds like my deal with women

>>3142940
Well that's just a problem with horses. Other species are sexy as fuck IRL.

Anybody have experience topping a dog or horse? Was it good?

>>3124112
Just move to Tx.
You don't even need to move though, I know plenty of fuckups who fuck dogs and live in illegal states.

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>>3125256
Horse ass is amazing, but I think their faces are pretty cute too.

My one accomplishment in life is ejeculating on a live Jaguar. It was great

>>3124083

Etheross is a shitty artist.

>>3153606
Post a better horse bra

>>3153586
explain

>>3153902
>horse
Shit taste

Dog masterrace

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>>3153586
how??

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>>3155139
How can you be a divisional plebeian

>>3159041
You can sometimes see a mare rolling around, but you will never be quick enough to cum on her tits

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>>3156726
>heavy sweating

>>3159014
Same Renamon?

>>3150475

>>3125256
That's your opinion man.

I'd fucking kill for a horse to blow me and let me cum on her cute face

>>3140922
I never have, but in one thread an anon was talking about how he fucked a young horse once and how excited young ones are about sex because all they know is how good it feels.

How it was slap it's ass against him as he fucked

>>3140922
I haven't myself, but I have watched a few friends do it.
Most say it feels amazing, often better than any woman because of the mare's muscles.
Usually people need to open up to the horse however, most won't fuck unless they already know the person.

>>3124083

I would like to imagine my bride-to-be was somehow turned into a horse, but we had the wedding anyway.

>>3161522
Just marry a real horse Anon.

I'm sure there are places that'll do it

>>3153586
This thread became very interesting all of a sudden

>>3161491
Is that the same for dogs? I'm sure it is and for most other animals bit I never thought you would have to be acquainted with the horse before boning

>>3153586
You don't say something like that and not explain further mother fucker

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>>3153586
>>3161926
Yeah, I agree

>>3124112
It's legal in Ohio. Come move here!
Don't really do it, Ohio sucks ;-;

>>3142860
>>3143964
>>3142745
Is there anywhere I can find 4k dumps of Dogbones patreon art? I love her art but shes such a bitch. Removed all her artwork from image sites then moved pretty much exclusively to patreon

>>3164214
Hit up wheelchairchan's yiff.party thread. Most of the links in her Patreon rips are dead but a few still work.

>>3124083
Normal animals, I'm a little attracted to, but some of the mannerisms, and motions of the animals in some older cartoons, are just pure boner fuel. Taken to a sexual level, I would NOT be able to control myself.

Just imagine a horse gently nudging you somewhere you both can have some privacy, giving your ear a gentle nibble, then laying on the floor, rear-end in front of you, tail to the side, and looking back at you, hungrily.

Picture a dog eagerly jumping into your lap, as you're laying down, but instead of fervently licking your face, she starts slowly grinding her hips in circles, panting slowly.

A deer wandering into your view near the woods, while she "happens" to have her rear end pointed toward you. She gives her own pussy a slow, methodical lick, before she hops off, then stops. She looks back at you, and even gestures her head, as if to say "Well, come on!"

You're tackled by an obviously playful tigress, and her first act with her prey is to use her mouth, and paws to skillfully unbuckle your belt, just before licking your hand, as if telling you to get your pants off.

In each one of these scenarios, they're giving bedroom eyes, no normal animal would give...

Err, I think I need a minute.

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>>3161174
TOUCH
FLUFFY
TAIL

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>>3161920
The time I used to spend on /mlp/ has taught me that mares during estrus can be especially horny towards a trusted human owner (and they won't be shy about it).

But yeah, don't expect to get very far at all if the mare doesn't know you.

Can you do a mare while she's on her back?

>>3153586
>on a live Jaguar.
One letter could've made it all the more amazing

Does it bug anyone else that with all the SFM animations of women fucking dogs and stallions, there is a severe lack of men fucking female animals? Hell, there isn't even any quality female genitalia models. Is it because modelers are lazy? Is there some legal loophole that says it's ok to animate an animal fucking a woman, but not a guy fucking an animal? Is it that animators feel more comfortable having a human female penetrated than a feral female? We all share the same degeneracy, so why must they only cater to one-half of the audience?

>>3170457
Female canine genitalia when?

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>>3170496
Only time will tell.

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>>3170574
God damn, why are they so perfect?

>>3170457
Most bestiality is made because people find that women fucking animals is degrading, they get off on how low the female must be to be fucked by an animal.

On the other hand, jerking off to male humans fucking female ferals just seems to be straight up wanting to screw the animal in question, which certainly isn't as widespread as the degradation.

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>>3164451
>>3161174
Tfw you know you will never have a feral cheetah gf

>>3164445
Man a dog licking your face is the best though once they learn you let them into your mouth they fall in love with you, my lab first started humping while getting kissed

>>3154989
>>3156726
>>3161895
>>3161926
>>3163606
I don't want to give myself away so I'll only tell you a bit. I work at a place where I have access to a variety of big cats on a daily basis. Of course I did it from behind a cage, but the holes in the cage were big enough for me to get most of it on her without having my dick too close to the cage. I'm glad I'm not a dribbler. I've only done it once, but I'd really like to do it again if I have the opportunity. Watching her lick it off was the hottest things

>>3124083

How many would walk down a secret aisle with that bridal mare?

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Deer are top tier sexy. I'm more attracted to does than human women and i would kill to have a deer as a partner.

>>3124175
I can't be the only that that looks at that horse and thinks of tifa from ff7

>>3180439
Now that you said it...

>>3180439
>>3180461
Holy shit. It's the hair. Has to be.

>>3180439
No, I've always thought that

i've done it, it's fun but takes a lot more practice than you'd think

>>3159014
>>3161284
Artist is Unglatr I think.

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>>3181086
Yes. A favourite of mine.

What are your favorite words that are used for animal genitalia? Like fortune cookie for dog cunts and donuts for mare/horse anus

Who here has actually fucked an animal?

Sucked off a German Shepherd once. It was awesome.

>>3161920
no, you should wait until she is in heat
also, there is this "barrier" in her vulva (where the knot is supposed to stay) that you have to move in order to get inside and do it in an upper angle not just trust forward

>>3182929
I suck off my cat from time to time

>>3161920
Kinda, most dogs can't take human dick and need preparation with dildos or anal plugs before they can take it. Dogs more often than not are a more agressive towards sex if they haven't been taught what it is.
Usually you have to wait until a dog is in heat to start fucking with them. Most of the time they will be too tight, but once you get them used to it they will be asking for it on their own.

Note that "User was banned for this post" I haven't done anything, but you can research this shit online.

>>3161920
>never thought you would have to be acquainted with the horse before boning

Nigga u srs?

You gotta be nuts to try and fuck with (pun intended) a horse that isn't used to you

You seen that vid of a guy that tries to grab a horse's junk and it kicks the everloving shit out of him?

I'm half scared to go anywhere near a horse's back end, no matter how great their rears are, and I sure as hell ain't getting right on a mare's ass unless I'm sure we're both on even terms

Only exception to me is dolphin.

First, they won't tear my face off, or arm, whatever
Second, they know what they are doing, that's the fun part for me to do sex with living animal (human too)

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>>3193719
not a pic but very very relevant

>>3131957
>>3132448
where are these things from

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>>3200774
totally different artists
feral otters became kind of a meme

>>3201726
i like this meme

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>you will never french a thicc horse

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>>3202037
Source plz, google came up dry
>>3201726
>mare & otters
MY FUCKING DICK

>>3202075
that's a stallion friendo

>>3202121
Eh, you're right, not sure why i said that

>>3202075
nikuyoku patreon sample. not sure if the whole thing's for patrons only or if it's just not done cause it's only been up for a couple days https://www.patreon.com/nikuyoku?ty=h hope it's the latter

>>3202158
>patreon
Goddammit, where do I need to go so I can commission horse pussy. The one artist i want is closed

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>>3202213
he's got a ff too but i lost my email to get my pw so i dont know what nsfw shit he's hiding if any http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/nikuyoku/

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>>3201879
me too

>>3187164
Damn, that is nicely animated.

>>3193971
How the fuck do you manage to catch and tie up a doe?

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>>3209239
With ropes and determination, anon.

>>3212489

Merry fucking Christmas.

>>3141024
Please do post that.

hopeful bump

So, animals knocking up women is kind of a thing, even if relatively rare, bjt what about the reverse? I have yet to see any pics of a dude pumping a female animal full of cum and making it pregnant, even though it sounds deliciously degenerate.

I wouldn't want to fuck an animal, I'd want them to fuck me. Just tie me up and leave me at the pound to be fucked by the dogs, just taking two or three dog cocks at a time and I wouldn't be able to do a damn thing. Or even make me the bitch of a wolfpack, being fucked every living moment after that.

i have a bit of a fetish guys

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>>3225579
I bet you aren't even attracted to animals, you just get off on degradation
Get out of this thread and take your dumb normie fetish with you

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>>3225743
>criticising someone for being a normie
>with a bill nye gif

When did you realize you were a sick fuck /zoo/?

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>>3227099
The day I realized I had a random female dog use it's tongue on my cock with far better skill and enthusiasm than any human female.

>>3227576
>getting a blowjob from a rando bitch
Elaborate.

>>3227099
When the thought of sex with a dog turns me on more than a human. Still will have sex with humans but nothing beats the feeling of fur on your skin.

>>3225743
I guess you'd be right, I get off to being used like a bitch, but it's mostly animals that get me off.

>>3227576
>>3228658
This

Every time I kill something hunting I drag it back to the shooting house and fuck it raw like 6 times before it gets cold. Makes it so much more thrilling.

Foxes, geese, deer, coyotes, and any other varmint that crosses my path depending on how horny I am.

If somebody did research about, can a human fuck an otter?
Btw my dick goes unbreakable diamond while watching dudes fuck mares, i would love to fuck one but they're scary as fuck.

>>3235039
Seen this bait before, try again

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I want to feel a mare winking in my balls.

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>>3235139
Google doesn't say anything.
Buy some of them are cute as fuck.

>>3140922
I do quite often.
Some are amazing, some aren't.
It's the same with humans really.

>>3166986
Like, is it physically possible? barely..
Horses cant actually lay on their backs very well. and you would have a very hard time getting your cock into her because of body shapes and stuff.

>>3182929
I've been sexual active with animals for about 27 years.
Started when I was 15, I also have a normal active sex life with humans too.

>>3187255
They are tighter when in heat, but also more receptive.

>>3240617
Details man, details.

First time, species, male or female.

>>3244013
I'm male, only active with females.
Mostly mares and bitches but there have been others.
First time was when I was 15, with a husky.

>>3244192
>mares
How was it?

>>3245212
You say that like its a rare occurrence.
I'm with one of my mares quite often.
Sometimes 4-5 times a week, sometimes 4-5 times a month.
Just depends on both of our mood. the more active times are actually when my Shetland is in season and horny and demanding cock all the time.

But to answer your question, it's good.

>>3244192
>there have been others.

This is interesting.

Also want to hear more about what your first time with that husky was like.

>>3245744
The others are cow, alpaca, sheep, goat.

>>3245744
First time was interesting, I had a crush on her for a few years, she was my neighbors dog originally I wont go into the full story, but she was abused and mistreated by the kid.
I often cared for her. I was tired of seeing the abuse and forcibly adopted her.
I was at that stage of my life where I knew as much about sex as a boy is going to know before doing it.
I'd made out with a couple girls but hadn't had sex yet.
I dont think I actually planned to have sex with her, or even really considered it, but the first night we were in bed together after she came to live with me it just kinda happened.

>>3235139
I'm sure one of those giant otters could take a human member. I can't remember their name, but they are huge and eat mostly piranhas.

>>3245764
details, man. especially alpaca. we don't all live on a farm you know.

>>3246212
Alpacs are..meh.
too small really, not worth the effort.

>collegefag
>will probably live in a city all of my life
I really want to fuck a mare.
Is there any hope for me?

>>3246380
Your life is up to you.
Don't live in a city all your life.

>>3246241
you dicked an alpaca and that's really all you have to say about it? I too am disappointed.

>>3246622
Yeah, pretty much.
But I'm really not sure what else there is to say.

>>3246860
How much was it like fucking a sweater?

>>3246961
Not much at all really.
But that's a guess really as I've not fucked a sweater.

>>3164293
Sorry for being a retard, Google gives me nothing

>>3144732
W-Wait, is it legal in my state? Shit.

>>3247354
if you google "chan yiff.party", one of the first results is to a thread which has a referral link to yiff.party which will keep you logged in so long as you don't wipe cookies. No id/user needed. Then just search desired user ---> good to go.

>>3248834
Thanks for helping a pleb out

>>3245929
Damn, that sounds hot as fuck

>>3250926
It was.
I really miss her still. she's been gone 18 years now

>>3251076
Sorry to hear that ;-;. At least she had a much better home than the one you took her from.

>>3248834
I think I found the site, was the link in a funnyjunk thread? if that's the one, it looks like the site if down.

>>3251840
Finally figured it out, thanks a bunch.
> All dem patreon packs

what kinds of horses are most likely to be JRHNBR

>>3254453
Shetland pony.
Beware though. Most ponies are highly psychotic.

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>>3124083
why not marry?
always faithful and no false accusations

>>3254453
How the fuck did this become an acronym

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>>3254453
>JRHNBR
???

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>>3260504
>he doesn't know about JRHNBR

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>>3124083
Real, unintelligent, normal ones? Never.
Fictional, smart, attractive ones? Sure.

>>3260637
nope, explain

>>3260732
That really makes me wish I had two dicks, that poor beautiful asshole not getting filled

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>>3260853
You have hands.
Use them!

>>3260807
GGRKS

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>>3260732
>Real, unintelligent, normal ones? Never.
>Never

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>Pokemon. Sorry.

I love me a big, sexy, milky udder!

>>3261045
You couldn't post a pic of better quality?

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>>3261045
>Alternative.

>>3261061
Hey, I didn't make it!

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>jrhnbr
>not face hieght

>>3260732
>not wanting to hilt balls deep in a mare
What are you, gay?

Mares < dogs < stallions < cats

>>3265270
Canines > Equines > Cats

>>3265975
>having this shit taste

>>3265975
Equines > Canines > Everything Else

>>3266432
Equines/Canines > Dolphins/Orcas > Cats > Everything else >>>>>>> Shit >>>> Cows.

>>3266734
>he doesn't want to get sucked off by a calf

Holy shit have you seen what they've said about how humans and dogs evolved together since caveman days?
>>3266734
Cows are smart and nice man

>>3268767
they're scary as fuck dude.

>>3268767
>Holy shit have you seen what they've said about how humans and dogs evolved together since caveman days?

elaborate

>>3268767
We fucked them?

>>3270371
probably.

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>>3269811
Those are some nice crotchtits.

>>3270149
Dogs (or their more wolf-like ancestors) have been our companions since modern man came into being.

>>3271470
This doesn't really seem like news worthy of "holy shit." It's pretty common knowledge that man and dog have been together since the early days. It being that far back is probably new, but it doesn't really seem to be much of a difference from how people used to conceive of it.

>>3193223

Dude I hate to break it to you but dolpins have serious teeth and could definitley tear your face off. They can be really violent and they can seriously hurt a person without even meaning to.

>>3275945
b-but that sweet tight dolphin puss puss

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>>3275945
wait what?

>>3278377
they can actually kill you.

>Dolphins have been recorded committing suicide after their human partners, who had engaged in sex with them, leave for long amounts of time
What a fucked up yet sexy world we live in.

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Thicc, muscular horses are the best.
This babe looks like she'd be fun to ride and have a conversation with.

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>>3151114
Dandy horse

>>3279518
UMPFFFF!

artist please

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>>3124083

>>3279772
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ffuffle/
Used to be fatfoxlower, but he changed it.

>>3280329
new identity only have a couple of art and all human, sometimes I cant understand the artists...

thanks anyway


>>3279814
I'm afraid to read that thing... someone already done it?

>>3280869
>someone already done it?
It has mixed reviews on Amazon.

>>3260504
just right height no bucket required

>>3283573
thanks, I can't believe this actually exist I was missing trash some days...

>>3283873
Of course it's a thing.
My favourite girl is that way.

>>3271099
too bad real horses don't have them that size
I'd like to teet-fuck a horse

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>>3284637
>too bad real horses don't have them that size

>>3284847
>tfw H-cup crotchtits

>>3278377
Seriously? It's a wild animal that lives in the same space as fucking sharks. If you bother them and they get annoyed they will kill you. During breeding seasons dolphins are violent and aggressive as all hell. The males that don't get any poon sometimes for groups and kill other sea creatures like porpoises to vent frustration. Much like edgy teens that for gangs and then go kick the shit out of defenseless homeless people. They are very intelligent which means violence can be fun and entertaining to them just like people. And they will enact it on humans that get to close to a grumpy dolphin. Happens fairly regularly to random asshats that decide they are gonna go sex one up on a moonlit night.

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Speaking of which, has anyone read Wet Goddess by Malcolm Brenner?

>>3284637
I did something similar with the nutsack on a bull.

>>3287094
tell us more about titfucking a bull's pendulous nutsack

>>3287187
At one point I had a bull that was really clam and relaxed. His only real job was to breed cows, so he was in prime shape. He had a massive, smooth sack with huge balls that would sway when he walked. I usually gave him oral, one time I had seen a video of a guy getting a titfuck and I got an idea. I lubed up his sack and started to run my cock between the balls, with them hanging heavy on either side. It actually felt amazing, at the same time I was giving him a handjob. I could actually hear his balls slap against me while I was doing it, the sound was almost as sexy.

>>3287423
How do you go about fellating a bull? Surely you can't fit the whole thing in your mouth at once.

>>3287740
Well, theoretically you could just shove it down your throat, if you can do it without gagging
Should slide down there real easily

>>3279196
What is the proof of this? I'm willing to entertain lots of theories, but would like some background on this. I've heard of that one guy who supposedly had a relationship with a SeaWorld dolphin, but that's all.

>>3292696
Same I've only heard one case of actual sex with a dolphin and he only did it once

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Trump will make hentai great again

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>>3227099
i was like 10 an got eaten out by the family dog while watching cats fuck on youtube. gone down hill from there

>>3188695
Hello, Catfucker

>>3297916
>10
that's some hardcore degen

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>>3297916

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594WLzzb3JI
the new Dgenerations

>>3298376
Hello

>>3270149
>>3270371
That dogs were bigger, leaner, and hairless, and that we protected them enough through the cold for them to evolve fur and be bed sized

>>3268767
Got a link?

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have some fresh /mare/

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>>3227099
Around when I was 14 fingered my female dog. Over ten years later and still only into animals. I don't know if this is a blessing or curse. I have fun and don't deal with roasties so I happy i suppose.

>>3299569
Hey..., I just saved that off FA about 20 min ago.

>>3299596
Humans are good too.
And for more then just sex, but the sex is good too.

>>3299599
i hope this artist found his niche here. his non-mare shit is kinda meh

>>3299674
huh. missed this one

want to fuck a mare on her back and suck her nipples

>>3299618
I'm sort of autistic and had a bad child hood. I try not to be some edgey faggot but I usually stay away from people.

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>>3299835
People aren't that scary.

>>3300154
>those fat horseudders
God damn, how much I wish I could run a dairy packed with lewd sentinent animals.

>>3284847
I really really want to titfuck a horse again

>>3300362
storytime?

>>3227099
Started with MLP. Went to clop. Went to realistic clop. Went to actual horse.

Now I have 80 gigs of beast.

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>>3300561
if you are to stupid to understand that >>3300362
is trolling you, then i have no words.
its physically imposible to titfuck a mare, not until she is lying still on her back -and let you be on top.
Thats not going to happends
OR
not until you have a 30+ cm pole, then it should work from behind.
But if you have one of those, then you would not fuck mares in first place

>>3300627
some day it will be 800 gig like me.

>>3300692
>its physically imposible to titfuck a mare, not until she is lying still on her back -and let you be on top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKk17_bC29M
true, she would have to have complete trust in you and accept you as the alpha to be able to do so
of which, I had a mare that allowed me to do just that, and much more
as well as we'd go nude horseback riding all the time
we didn't just have sex, we made love

How many of you have actually let dogs lick you off

>>3302290
You asking about boys or girls?

Dogs are decent at licking pussy, but they suck at licking cock.
When they lick, they are doing it for the flavour of what they are licking, cocks dont really have anything that will keep their interest.
They will give a coupe licks and that's about it.
But, they will happily lick up your cum if you have a wank.

>>3228658
>>3234938
Sorry for the late reply, been busy.

Back around when I was 26 or so, I went camping/hunting. I say camping/hunting because it was a hunting trip, but I never saw anything worth shooting so it became a camping trip. After two days of NOTHING going on, I said fuck it and decided to sit at my campsite and get shitfaced drunk.

I THINK it was about two days after that when the dog showed up, but I was drunk pretty much all the time so I'm not 100% sure. It was sometime after sundown, and I couldn't really see shit. I didn't care, I had a fire and booze, everything was cool. Then I heard something moving around in the woods. First I thought "oh, it's just the wind or something", then I noticed the sound was consistently coming from one direction. I freaked out and decided to go for my rifle, which was still in the carrying case in my tent. I got up and made it about four or five steps before I tripped over my own fucking feet and hit the ground. I hear the noise getting closer, and I look around to see....

A fucking golden retriever flying out of the woods. It was on me and licking my face before I realized I nearly pissed myself over a dog. It seemed friendly, and it had a collar, so I figured it wasn't a threat. Having nothing to really do, I was actually pretty happy to have the dog around for company. I hung out with it for an hour or two(my sense of time gets fucked when I'm drinking), then I had to take a leak. I walked(hahah, just kidding, I stumbled) a little ways away from my campsite, and the dog followed. I pulled out my dick and started peeing. Everything was fine up until I started peeing. The dog started growling while looking at my crotch. Then it started barking at my crotch. I WTF'ed as the dog would run away a little ways, then come running back to bark at my crotch, then repeat the procedure. I'm guessing my peeing was some sort of mortal sin or something in doggyworld, fuck if I know.

Cont. in next post.

>>3302773
Right as I finished peeing and before I had a chance to put it away, the dog got in close and started licking. I panic'd a little and pulled away since I thought the dog was planning on taking a bite out of me. The dog just followed and kept licking. I tried walking/running backwards to get away, and fell on my ass again. Which made things much easier for the dog. After a little bit of this I decided "Fuck it, this is happening." and undid my belt and pulled my pants and boxers down so the dog would have an easier time, and stop brushing my dick against the zipper. Other than using my hand to keep my dick from flapping around from the licking, I just let the dog take care of things. Don't know how long it went on for, but I eventually came. The dog licked for a little while longer, then licked the jizz off of my shirt. Pulled my pants back up, got up, thought "Well, that was different." Went back to my campsite, hung out with the dog for a while longer, fed it some beef jerky(I figured the dog had earned it, it was the tender bites type), then went to bed.

Woke up the next morning hungover, and took assessment of the night before. A few bruises, a small cut on my arm, dirt all over my clothes, and a slightly yellow stain on my shirt. The dog was nowhere to be found, but I saw a number of things that make me wonder what the fuck I was doing when I was drunk. I had about 30-40 twigs in a row near the firepit, seemingly organized by length. There were little piles of leaves all over the campsite. Nothing but leaves in the piles, nothing hidden, just little piles of leaves I had neatly made for some reason I will never know. I had duct-taped my jacket to a tree with all the pockets pulled inside out, so the tree looked like it was wearing it. For some reason I had written WOOOOR in the dirt, in three different locations, all spelled exactly the same.

I decided the trip had crossed a line somewhere, called it quits and went home.

>>3302793
LMAO that last paragraph

>>3227099
When I 69'd my dog for the first time in 2010

Shit made me harder than diamonds

>>3302290
>>3302654
As a guy with foreskin and lots of pre I had to hold her back at times while I fapped and petted, she would nip

>>3302290
had a jack russel male that loved to lick all over in my mouth
he'd get a boner and so would I
we'd do frottage and cum, then he'd lick it all up

>>3302654
My dog will lick for quite a while.
But I'm pretty sure it's only because she figured out that it makes me cum faster.

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>>3302793
10/10 story

Fuck man, I've been getting dreams about getting fucked by dogs and wolves this past two or three weeks. I know I'm into this shit but never this much. I'm 17 years and a virgin if that means anything. I know you guys are into these kind of dreams but it's been getting to me. Three whole fucking weeks? Just doesn't sit well.

>>3309711
>17
rip
in any case my normal advice here would be to just get a dog but that obviously doesn't really work here.

>>3309748
I'm actually trying to cut down on bestiality stuff. Obviously I kinda gave up on that but dreams for three whole weeks is too far for me.

>>3309839
Why?

>>3309839
There's really nothing wrong with it aside from not conforming to how society tells you to behave.

And, in reality, that's quite a lot of hypocrisy.
There are a lot of people into zoo, probably enough to get the laws changed if everyone actually came out and admitted to the interest.

>>3309855
Getting dreams for a consistent three weeks, that just doesn't sit well with me. At least until I can get my own home and a dog to fuck me every night.

>>3309880
I just don't want to be too far gone, at least when I can't have much privacy.

>>3309903
You'll be fine.
I've been active with animals for 27 years and active with humans for only 6 months less then that.
I have healthy normal relationships with both.

>>3309934
I know but I'm still just a kid at home, I'm worried if my parents find out.
Believe me, when I get a home and a dog, that dog will fuck the hell out of me but right now I can't do that.
Doesn't help they're traditional Asian parents too, can't come out to them about being gay, let alone wanting to be fucked by dogs.

>>3309980
I was too.
I was 15 when I was with my first dog, and 16 6 months later when I was with my furst human girl.

>>3310008
If you don't mind me asking, how was it like being with a dog? I've only had fantasies about it, too much of a pussy to try anything.

>>3310027
It's always good if things fit right.
I dont know how many I been with any more.
Furst time was awesome and very exciting.

>>3302793
dog was a skinwalker

>>3302793
I was absolutely sure this was made up, until the last paragraph. Now I sort of believe it solely for the fact that I do wackadoo shit like that when I get bored while camping.

>>3310153
>>3302793
I was thinking that to better be careful out in those wood anon

Zj the yegua.

>>3300154
who drew this

>>3310885
whydomenhavenipples, mlp artist

>>3310994
>last post on his tumblr was 2 years ago
Is he still active anywhere? Does he accept commissions?

>>3311015
iunno, he is pretty active but i only see his stuff on derpybooru

I remember how dirty my lips would get from smooching my girl all over for long periods, I miss worshipping that beautiful body
>>3300154
Wasn't that drawn in one of these threads?

>>3312167
what were you smooching?

>>3312177
Her face, her neck, down the chest and belly, inside of thighs, paws, claws, tops of feet when she stands I just bow down, outside of thighs, rump, back, smooch her ribs and her doggie underarms. Mostly paws and soft belly would be dirtiest, visible dirt around her pussy would be licked and sucked off. The sight of that squeaky clean dog vagina will make you so proud. I'd even sniff at her asshole but that makes her whip around and lick my face like crazy, I must be a cool dude.
She doesn't always like pussy eating and she lets you know, she kicks with a back leg but then other times a front leg will grab my head and pull me in, she was a lab and so fucking amazing she opened my eyes. She even learned that I loved the smell of her piss and she'd let me sniff her when she came back inside

>>3311015
>>3310994
he's moved to mcsweezy now
posts all the time, although the feral horse might've been a passing interest.

they were posting it here first though, a few beast threads ago.

>bump limit
I suppose I'll make another one soon

>>3312895
Now we fight over whether it will be dog or horse

>>3313063
Jokes on you fag I'm going to make it an otter just to shut you up

>>3313087
Be a hero and find a sea lion!

>>3313125
I could but I don't have my FF siterip to hand