4am

Clockwork.

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aayyyy :DDD

end it please

>>257939

Not quite. I missed the 9 o'clock sharp because I forgot that you gotta add a subject to start a new thread.

>>257941
you english?

im comin' at you live from new england.

got banned 24 hrs from csgo, fuck that game

>>257942

English as in English or New English?

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>>257938
Just curious, what does /v/ play when they listen to podcasts?
Before I played MonHun 3U, but now I'm playing Puyo Puyo on my 3DS

>>257944
English as in English.

I myself am New English. A Massachusettean.

>>257943
>be me
>play CSGO last week
>kids being faggots
>I get banned for tk; 7 day ban
>come back tonight
>guy being fag in our match
>kick him
>7 day ban

Lol.

Fuck i was ready to post but forgot

>>257945

I like to play Total War games while listening to RedLetterMedia, if that counts.

>>257946

How did you know

>>257946
I swear to god this fucking game bans you for no reason, they put me in a server with and aditional 75 ping (total 150) and expect me to win that game with 2 guys with no profile picture, FUUUUUCK

Sup

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>JUST FUCK MY LIFE BRU

>>257948

England is the only country that is massachusetts time +5

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>>257950

>>257952

Oh yeah fuck, I'm tired and forgot to change it to 4 o'clock sharp instead.

How's life across the pond, chap?

Hey guys, what's the archive for /v/ called?-

10am t

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>get irrationally mad at video games
>there are now teeth marks on my mousepad

how do i explain this one to my parents?

not underage, just a worthless neet

>>257949

I shit you not I was in a comp match, no one on my team was talking, so I'm screaming into the mic calling them all useless faggots...

...dude says in chat "We are deaf, sorry."

I check their names...4 dudes with #deaf crew in their name.

I played competitive counter-strike with the deaf kids.

Felt bad about bitching them out desu.

I tried to pull my shit together, typing call outs and shit, but we still lost the match, and I feel depressed thinking about it. Makes me kinda sad to think how hard it is to play CS when you're deaf...I did some googling and apparently they use the radar a lot, and some have vibrating headsets for sound.

And they tend to type like shit because most deaf people think/speak in sign language, not English.

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>No job
>NEET
>Spend all day shitposting
>Not even sure why I come here since I can't play vidya because I have no money

>>257938
I-its only 1:15 here
Can i still post?

>>257954
Not quite that horrible, although it is that time of the year when a man can neither set sail nor go skiing, so I have fuck all to do except drink and school and video games and the ennui is in my bones.

>>257960

This thread is for self-depricating, lost 4chan anons who have no real community outside of the internet.

If you're one of them, it's alsways 4 o'clock in the morning.

>>257961

Truth, brother.

>>257958
Yeah it sucks, sometimes I just rage at teammates, and they voice chat and sound like 12 years old kid.
Then I remember that that kid could be my little brother, feel like shit, and instantly apologize.
Damn I miss my little bro

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i wish a videogame could make me cry

i just want to feel emotions
i'm so tired of being chill and relaxed all the time, i wanna be sad or angry or laughing

>>257957
Tell them you were trying to rip out a really bad hangnail or some shit and needed something to bite down on.

>4am
>it aint me starts playing

>>257966

>It Ain't Me - CCR
>those comments

laughter but also despair

>>257964
Portal 2.
Undertale.

>>257968
>Undertale
die in a fire for unironically recommending this

I'm getting a new mattress and bed in about 2 weeks. Which is nice, as my current one is over 10 years old now and sags in the middle, and it hurts my lower back. I'm also still losing weight because of my diet, which is nice.

Now all I need is some more money or a new job, and I'll finally be able to move out, and I might start feeling confident enough to try dating.

All in all, not too bad.

>>257964

play ghost trick

>>257964
That one Pokemon game where you die at the end.

>>257938
>>257939
East coast faggots get out, CST is the true time.

>>257969
its actually pretty good.
it wont make you cry like that faggot said but it was fun and refreshing.

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>>257938

>I've spent 5 years doing nothing in my life
>except this shithole

The only thing keeping me in this state is knowledge that no one is entitled to a good life.

>>257964
To the Moon. 999. Katawa Shoujo

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>>257964
Find out why she's in the washing machine and your mind will be permanently fucked.

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>>257938
Why do you have to remind me.

>>257977
Oh you're that guy who posted awful bait in the fighting game thread. Fuck you.

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Im making a hacking game, and I think I came up with THE BIG TWEEST.

As you go through the game you get more powerful hacking tools. One such tool is to remotely turn on the microphone feed on a target. If the player thinks outside the box and hacks the mic to their own machine, they hear beeping and whirring and things, more like a hospital room than a computer.

Also, if you try to map your local network you can only seen strangely named machines on your local network, which turn out to be devices like heartrate monitor, breathing apparatus, etc.

So the storyline is you actually have "locked in" syndrome, aware but not able to interact with the outside world. So you're shuttled off to this long term care facility, where at least you can interact with the world over the internet using mind-reading technology to type into a console and hack that way.

I'm thinking of going more sci with it, adding in androids. If you're paralyzed you'd give the android power of attorney over you, allowing you to pilot the android remotely and give it legal authority to carry out tasks like signing documents/making financial transactions on your behalf, since you're controlling it but its still considered a separate entity, or something.

In the end I'd like the player to have to make a choice, kill off the biological being to let the android free, or hunt down the android and kill it, since it'll eventually gain consciousness and resent being enslaved by you. Just some broad strokes, hope its not too cheesy or hackneyed.

>>257979
>fighting game thread
I don't play fighting games. Wasn't me.

>>257976
>999 made you cry
Literally how?
Don't get me wrong, it's fantastic, but which fucking part made you cry?

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>>257959
>I can't play vidya because I have no money
I seriously hope you're not depriving yourself of vidya out of some moralfag stance

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>>257958
Jesus, anon.

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I got to the part in Yakuza where you go to the underground casino a year ago, please call me a faggot for not continuing.

>>257983
Maybe he can't afford hardware and is too much of a casual faggot to play old games or new games that run on a toaster

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Is it okay to message someone again after waiting a week with no response?

>>257987
The dream is dead anon move on.

>>257987
I'd say a week is enough time. They might have just been busy or forgot about your message because of distractions.

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>>257987
No
Don't do that to yourself

>>257985
Its a great game why'd you stop?

what's this thread about

>>257985
Wow you're such a cool guy now pick the game again you fag

>>257987
Obviously not. They don't care about you, and you probably shouldn't either.
It's bad to be co-dependent on people, it's a literal disease

>>257992
fucking ur mum

>>257995
rude

I'm going to the store to buy lots of junkfood to make the pain go away, you guys want anything?

Same old people I see, security guard here, a car got broken into recently. Funny enough my job is technically not to prevent them but to spot them before hour costumers do.

Also I'm enjoying yokai watch

>>257997
Bleach

>>257997
Friends.

>>257997
be safe anon

>>257997
Buy some fruit, nigga.
You'll feel better

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>>257946

at least your story has a happy ending

>comp CSGO
>call votekick on last man standing because i legit think he's afk
>other guy on team spergs out
>"bet ur fat hue mum's basement lul faget"
>he tries votekicking me, 1 holdout
>mute him, tk him, lead team to near victory
>15 wins, match point round, calls votekick and it passes

i would legitimately like to screw his eyes out with my thumbs

>>257997
Raisinets please.

>>257955

4ch.be

My $1 phone case came in today. I got the majority of a specific manga page on it. Actually turned out really cool but upside-down.
How do you protect YOUR virginity, /v/?

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>>258006
>How do you protect YOUR virginity, /v/?
By having an insufferable personality apparently
what specific manga page

>>258006

never interacting with females

>>258008
This.

>>258006
>How do you protect YOUR virginity, /v/?
Literally no friends so I'm 100% loyal to my right hand

>>258006
By being terrified of people.

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>>258007

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>trying to go more than one day without masturbating
>sexual urges keeps tingling and keeping me awake

>>258012
Cringed

>>258012

>Juan Piss

Literally autism.

>>258013
>trying to go more than one day without masturbating
why tho? it's not like you have anything better to do

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>>258014
>>258015
It's cool though, niggas.

I got this on another but it hasn't came in yet.

>>258012
This has to be bait

>>258006

By having a waifu.

>>258019
>tfw afraid to commit to a single waifu so have none

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vle64_qu2vQ

obligatory

I feel like this thread is almost post for post identical to a 4am thread from a while ago

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>>258016
I read something about excessive masturbation causing acne cuz testosterone shit something blah blah, so once I stopped before for about two weeks, my face cleared up pretty well. But I couldn't resist the dopamine release addiction and got right back into it.
Also I like stockpiling for big shots

>>258021

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>>258021
>you'll never do this with friends from /v/
>>258022
I haven't spilled spaghetti about mental illness yet so don't worry anon, it's a new threads.

>>258021
I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT

>>258006
>implying it needs any form of protection

>>258024
>friends from /v/
who would want friends from /v/

>>258020

It's not that hard. When you find your waifu, you'll know.

Or you could be a slut and have multiple waifus.

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>>258027
All of my friends are from 4chan. All of them.

>>257952
And Ireland
And Wales
And Scotland
And Portugal
And parts of south africa

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>>258006
I honestly stopped caring so much after a year of university. Eventually after a long day I just don't even want to talk to people. I just go to class, do what I need, and go home to shitpost, watch anime, play vidya, and masturbate. Same thing everyday, and I honestly don't even want to change it

I've lost control of my life

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>>257952
>Ireland, Scotland and Wales don't exist

>>258029
what is it like having friends anon?

>>258030
Wait not south africa, west africa. And the canaries.

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>this is the closest you get to hanging out with friends

>>258033
It's nice but sometimes I wonder if they're really my friends or if i'm missing something.

Where did the time go holy fuck I haven't eaten dinner yet

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I get not having gf, but how the hell does someone have no friends to hang out

you guys take 4am threads to a new low

>>258029
I hope you don't mean that interwebs-friends shit because that ain't the real deal

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>>258039
I ain't had the real deal in a long time, anon.
>>258038
I'm socially inept, incredibly annoying, uninteresting, shy, etc.

>>258038
>imgur
Fuck off

>>258038
rude

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>>258006
I rarely go out and interact with people. I haven't even being going to anime club lately. Also, sucky university showers make bathing an every few days thing instead of an every day thing.

It's not that I hate people. I just like them in small doses, and I can't be bothered to make time for friends when I already have difficulty making time for everything else.

>>258038
>he thinks /v/irgins have friends
>>>/out/

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>>258040
don't say you have friends when it's not really true breh.
lying is a sin and shit

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>>258045
I'm already going to hell, anon.

>>258038
I'd rather play vidya than bang this fat chick. She gives good head but I don't wanna fucking return the favor. Cancelled on her to play fallout 4

>>258047
>Cancelled on her to play fallout 4
I mean, you may as well be doing the other thing.

>>258038
Only people I really have are my Shadowrun group. It hurt a little when half of them came over on Halloween to hang out. Still, one bro among them I sometimes have dinner with, and he's great to talk to.

One time I tried hanging out with my roommate's friends for lunch, and they were sort of my friends too, but I just had no reason to talk and anything I did say came out wrong. All sitting with those 'friends' made me do is feel less happy about my life. It's hard to find real friends instead of just people to sit with.

I'm going to boot camp tomorrow, this is the last 4am general I'll see for a while. Wish me luck? Or not.

>>258036
Me too. I have one friend and sure, it's nice to play vidya with him but it feels like I can't really trust him. Like I can't tell him anything and not be judged.

>>258050
Good luck anon.

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>>258050
See you in a week anon

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>>258046
liars hell is the most boring hell though, nothing ever happens because no one knows shit about each other

>>258047
I can't even imagine what it must be like to go down on a landwhale. The stench alone would probably kill the average man

>>258050
Tell your girlfriend I'll be over after you leave.

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>>258038
the only real social interaction with people outside of my family and bf is through MMOs, and i've lost contact with my last group of friends so I'm pretty much alone

>tfw you've been playing FFXIV for months and still haven't found any friends

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>>257938

been playing fallout 4, just finished mgs v, real let down and bought a ps3.
too many games, none of them can keep me chained to the chair for a couple of hours.

there were games which i was playing for hours upon hours, but cant remember what the last one was...


in other news,
just finished skyping with a girl ive met on 4chan.
we ve met up twice now, probably gonna start a relationship albeit we live a long-ish way from each other

>>257964
NIER
Ghost Trick

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>>258050
Good luck anon, make us proud and become a RANGER
>>258054
I'm hoping pervert hell. I'll plead with Satan to be turned into a succubus and spend eternity doing succubi things.
>>258057
>tfw quit FFXIV because I got so lonely
I love the game but I just, it's so depressing when you're the only one without a single friend to hang out with.

>>258058
>met on 4chan
>live a longish way from each other
This will almost surely end badly.

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>tfw finally getting my money back from someone who fleeced me on ebay

And all it took was having to go through paypal after both the guy himself and ebay refused to do anything.

I am never using ebay again.

Anybody want something (cheap) on steam? I'm feeling generous right now.

>>258052
>>258060
Thanks anons.

>>258061
nah, for over 4 months weve been writing daily with each other.
she visited me for a couple of days, i did the same a month after.
shes coming to my house in a week.

the only "psycho" side of her, is in bed, but thats perfectly fine for me.

plus shes from /fit/ so, thats a plus

>>258057
Where is that pic from?

I thought the people I knew at work would turn into friends once I quit, but only one of them kept in touch with me where we actually got together for lunch once a quarter or so, and even lately he stopped replying. Now the only people that contact me are recruiters.

>>258062
Can I have your friendship?
Also I always thought Ebay sided against the sellers like always.

>felt good after actually managing to finish a lab and even got a good labpartner
>long weekend, was going to do all the uni work I hadn't yet done
>end up not even playing vidya, just browsing /v/ for all of it
>now I've been up for way too long but if I go to bed now it'll be awkward getting up in time tomorrow
God damn it. At least exams aren't until mid January

>>258060
>I'll plead with Satan to be turned into a succubus
I don't think Satan would take someone with absolutely no experience

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>only know one guy who I actually talk to and I barely talk to him
>he's a huge nerd and looks like john oliver
>am joining a kung fu class this week
>hoping I can actually make friends with people there
>worried that I might be too shy
Wish me luck, /v/...

>>258062
Hmm, how cheap is Undertale these days?

>>257982
Various points. May just have been because of me and not the game.

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>>258065
>Now the only people that contact me are recruiters.
Come on, SSGT is a good guy, just sign up for the next 4 years and help him out, eh?
>>258068
I'll steal the soul of some perverts with a fetish for virgins!

>>258070
you don't want anyone spending money on that meme garbage, trust me

>>258069
>am joining a kung fu class this week
on your own?
been thinking of joining a muay thai one, but cant get over my social anxiety for that...

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>>258060
it's pretty bad m8, i've always found groups of friends to play with in every MMO I've played, XIV is the first time I haven't somehow formed a group of 5-10 pals and raided and shit with them
>>258065
it's just a pepe edit

>>258070
ten bucks unless it's on sale somewhere else

>>258073

don't be like that

>>258069
>>258074
lel I was thinking of joining an Aikido place, since there is one around where I live and it looks interesting. Anyone got experience with these sort of things?

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>>258073

>being this rustled over an indie success story

>>258075
that feel when you just started wow in 2006
everyones leveling
everyones inviting you to level with them

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The good thing about not being able to sleep is I can finally get to work on writing the script for my annual Christmas video I send to my Grandma. It's a fun "gift" I get to give her and the best part is..it's free.

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>>317457380
Why are you self harming anon?
>>258075
FFXIV was just a reminder of how things are in real life: I have no idea how to approach a stranger and make friends with them.

>>258077
>aikido
nah son, dont take that, its just some mumbo jumbo inner peace shit
wont defend yourself in a real situation

kickboxing on the other hand is

>>317457380
If I wasn't eating junkfood instead I probably would too Anon.

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>>317457380

stop that, anon

>>317457380
youre an idiot

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>>258076
Eh, nevermind then. Even if anon was willing to spend that much, I don't want someone to waste ten bucks on me so I can play something most likely not as cool as Lisa.

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making progress on my vidya, theres an old microsoft game about shooting lasers and bouncing off circles in a sonar kind of way, which im ripping off

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>>258062
Is Rocket League cheap enough?
email is [email protected]

>>317457380

My first gf self harmed. It got to a point where she would just cut her arm in front of me. I kind of turned me on, I never said that though.

She doesn't do it anymore though, so you can quit too!

Could anyone give me some minor pointers in Wasteland (the first one). I just want to not make a character and having him be completely useless to the point where I can't progress

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>>258038
>but how the hell does someone have no friends to hang out
Because I can't stand the majority of people
They have both
A) No personality (except maybe a TV trope)
B) No hobbies (especially women, literally no hobbies)

Maybe if this was the early 2000s, it would be a different story, but nobody meets each other now besides normies thanks to the internet

>>258086
I think it's pretty good but to each his own.

>>258088
I kinda don't want to go over $10, sorry.

I'm gonna try to head back to bed but if I see any other requests when I get up in the morning I'll try to fufill at least one of them

>>258091
What's your first name?

>>257987

What's the maximum number of messages you can send in a row with no response while still retaining some dignity?

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>>258093
a slav one that I don't like

>>317457380
Stop that anon.
Post music instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VG8E63BPY4

>>258094
1 (one)

>>258095
Oh, you're not who I thought you might be then. Why dont you like it?
>>258094
3.

>>258092
Fuck, I am genuinely curious about this game despite how meme'd to death it got. If you are up for blowing ten bucks on it for me, my e-mail is [email protected]

>>258095
Just tell us your name, Tovarisch.

>>258095
>slav
Just do it.
At least its not the worlds most generic name ever.

>>258094
One. Two is pushing it but maybe you could play it off by just saying something like "hahaha are you dead or something man haha".

>>258098
>Oh, you're not who I thought you might be then.
So who is it?
>Why dont you like it?
It's a slav name, that's why. I'm not Ivan, but it's pretty bad

>>258097
>>258098

But what if one of the messages works as a conversation ender that doesn't require a response back

>>258095
sup Piotor

>>258055
Imagine eating a musty roast beef with a tinge of tuna

>>258094
2

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>>258101
>>258100
Might as well, nobody I know browses here so
Yavor

>>258103
Just someone that I hate but feel a weird longing for as well.
And hey, your name is yours, take some pride in it! Why is it any bad? Who decides that? It's great, anon!

>>258106
In my experience, that's just the general taste of pussy. I can't comprehend guys who "just love going down on their girlfriends"

>>258109
This. Hating your name is incredibly childish and also makes you a c uck

>>258108
What is wrong with Yavor?

>>258108
Could be worse. You could be named Mike. You know how many other people are named Mike? Everyone else.

>>258110

You get used to it. First time you go down and you'll think it tastes like strawberries, but then you just have to accept the fact that it tastes like stenched salmon.

>>258113
>implying that's a bad thing

>>317457380
What's on your mind, friendo?

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>>258108
Eh, I like it.

>>258072
>Ha ha, foul demon! I know my soul is too precious to lose to a lascivious creature like yourself!
>Really? Oh, good, that's great. It would've been my first time, and I was so nervous...

I could see it happening. Granted, Satan making you one seems awfully charitable.

>>258113
Mike isn't too bad.

Jason is such a generic, shitty name, and whenever I tell people my name they either make a shitty Friday the 13th joke or a shitty Heavy Rain joke.

>acts thirsty af in person
>doesn't respond to online messages

what's _he playing at?

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I think it's time to sleep, goodnight anons.

>>258099
hope you like it

Dongus

>>258120
Is _he qt?

>>258119

Another jason here, I've only ever seen one or two other people named jason in my whole life

Names like john or josh or tom are WAY more generic, I know at least 5 of each

>>258120
He's playing the game of trying to get your attention, seems like it's working

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>online bf will never ever unblock me

>>258118

>satan making an awkward virgin a succubus
>punishing the succubus for ineptitude

sounds right to me, senpai

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>>258118
Well god ain't turning me into an angle girl at least. And also, I do have some experience now that I think of it. I used to ERP as a succubus pretty well.

>>258120
either hard to get or they're just a beta

>>258121

stay dry, pupper

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>know a guy whose first and last names both begin with "Jo"
>don't know if he's ever heard of JoJo
>would feel like a wanker if I called him JoJo and he didn't get it

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>>258110
Depends on the girl I think. The first girl a went down on (and many times after) didn't really have a taste. She was also a virgin.

Current girl smells like vinegar from S&V chips half the time and isn't particularly tasty (even though I love chips).

>>257965
[TRIGGERED]
I used to bite my finger nails all the time, and I would get some really fucking bad hangnails.

>Work at call center
>Work 11pm - 7am on weekends (Fri + Saturday)
>Kinda shitty I don't have a weekend
>However, Get paid to do nothing for 8 hours

How's your life going anon?

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Holy shit anon, you fucking rule. I don't even care if Undertale sucks. It'll be awesome because I got it from a friend

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Just came back from a night out with friends. Weird how nights like these just make me feel more lonely and sad. I wish someone loved me.

I'm 5'7 250lbs and I'm too depressed/unmotivated to do anything about it. Doesn't help that the girl who loves me finally found herself a shitty boyfriend.

What is there to do? :(

>>258124

he's got a super effeminate voice and likes hugs

>>258138
So that's a yes then

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I've actually been in a super good mood all weekend, which is fucking crazy because I've done literally nothing different than every other day of my miserable life. But hey I'm not complaining

>>>/v/317458842
Pretty rude tbrbwy (to be rather blunt with you)

>mod cares so much about us sad fucks he doesn't just delete our thread

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I...guess this is okay? I mean we still have the thread right?

Fucking mods not understanding board culture

Oh boy it's the pony porn and SU board

>>258149
>>258151
>>258150
Granted, he did let us stay until 5 AM.

Will I ever find a job /v/?

I literally did not even know this board existed until now.

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>4am general lasts an hour
im okay with this

>>258167
Just keep looking for one

>>258170
It's mainly used for pony porn, so it's not like you were missing anything.

It blows my mind that MLP is STILL popular

Don't look outside this thread if you're eating or something

>>258316

First day on 4chan?

>>258175
but I've looked for one and applied to one at least 3-5 times a week for the past 3 years

Am standard unofficial autist NEET with no real experience, all I got is seasonal data entry at my dad's work

>tfw uni literally handed me a job because good grades
>tfw $35 an hour

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>4 AM thread moved to /trash/
GIVE IT BACK. THAT WASN'T RIGHT, IT WAS OURS. WE BUILT IT DAMMIT!

>>258363
>applied for grad position back in March
>got accepted a couple months ago
>finish uni a couple weeks ago
>suddenly start working a full-time job after never having a real job before
Pretty weird feeling, but kinda great

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>>258365
At least we'll always have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LChtBpTjvTY

>>258379

I've never seen money in my bank account go up from anything other than allowance before

>>258406
This.
It's gonna be fucking weird suddenly getting deposits of $2000 every other week.

Is it unhealthy to drink pepto bismol just because I like the taste

>>258450
Extremely, no wonder you are where you are

>>258450
probably, its not like its supposed to do nothing to your body
its specifically supposed to change your body chemistry in a certain direction

i think bazooka joe gum has a similar flavor

>>258450
You probably shouldn't do that anon

>>258398
Will Act 3 be good?

>>258450
Don't listen to those other guy's lies
Do it, it's gooda

>>258494
They have a preview on youtube of 2 of the songs, so, it's eh, probably going to have a few good songs in it

>>258465
>>258471
>>258475
Thanks guys I'll probably stop after this bottles empty

>>258164
And I appreciate that - I'd hate to trawl /trash/ for my 4am threads - but it sucks that they don't just let it stay. On /v/, we wouldn't have been too far from dying eventually anyway.

>>317457715
I just love when /v/ talks about people having no hobbies

playing video games isnt a fucking hobby
masturbating 5 times a day isnt a hobby
anime isnt a hobby

>>258616

what IS a hobby?

>>258757
Something you spend a ton of time on that doesn't make you money

>>258616
>playing video games isnt a fucking hobby
Wait, why the fuck not?
Also does playing music count, or is that not on your list either?

>>258782

doesn't video games come under that definition?

>>258811
Probably, I'm not that guy

>>257968
since when is portal 2 a sad game?

It seems wrong this thread is up for so long. But I'm not complaining.