/sug/ - Steven Universe General I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY

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First for opal is best

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Hello /sug/

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So does the Gems actually care about Steven because he's Steven, or do they only care about him because he has a Rose Quartz Gem, or because he's Rose's son?

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>>1970788
We're back, baby!

Whoops
>>1970772
Its not the very next episode is it? Because there has to be some build up from 'malachite is trapped in the ocean and we're just kinda gonna let that be' to 'giant gem fusion fight'

Sugar seriously needs to tone down the gender role shit. Bring it down one level and it would be ideal. Right now it comes off forced.

>>1970900
im guessing malachite goes out and does something that tips them off, kinda like peri messing with the brodcast tower.

>>1970939
Dude, shut the fuck up. You're the only one who cares.

>>1970939
Please fuck off.

>>1970963
Were you even in the last thread?

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>>1967384
Anon looking for this?

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Lapis is so fucking hot I want to marathon Twin Peaks with her I hope she 'gets' it.

>>1970979
Yes. Were you in the other threads? It's literally just this one autist.

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tfw the water park is closing but you just want to stay in the heated pool

>>1970900
I doubt they need more than one episode to do it. They need a reason to be in the island in the first place, they could just tie that into it.

Slightly related, have we seen anyone fuse in the middle of battle before? The fact that the Gems were already fused as Alexandrite makes me think they knew what to expect.

>>1971022
Pearl and Amethyst formed Opal while Steven was swallowed by the giant bird.

>>1970997
No it wasn't, because I'm here, I brought it up, I wasn't the anon the brought it up last time, it sounded like there were multiple anons who weren't me agreeing with each other, and I've heard the complaint multiple times before today.

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>>1971022
Well... not /in/ battle but Malachite was formed right in front of the enemy and the second Sardonyx episode featured a quick fusion in danger.
It's not unreasonable to think Gems can fuse rather quickly in battle if things get heated. It might actually be easier since they'd have a common feeling to focus on.

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Winter Lapidot.

>>1971043
Either way, it's stupid, and has little to no place in a general about SU.

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I want Sugilite to sit on me

>>1971070
R.I.P.

>>1971043
We need IDs back.

I mean really, if IDs suddenly activated right now, how many of you would be embarrassed?

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pearl's penis

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>>1971084
I haven't samefagged at all today.

>>1971084
They'd probably kill themselves.

>>1971070
I'd let her only if she shrunk down to 10 feet at max

>>1971089
If they know that its them whats the point of the hole?

>>1971089
Steven would suck it.

>>1971084
I know that a lot of anons would discuss Steven/Gem fusions way less seriously with me.

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>>1971130

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I don't remember what this is a reference to.

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>>>/co/80931763
Vocaroo anon just finished season 1

>>1971209
The Waterboy

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>>1970827
None shall escape

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>>1971217
I really like how Scribble draws Jasper.

>>1970846
No.

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>>1971244
Why?

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>>1971241
Yesss

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Would you?

>>1971348
I want Steben to rape my ass sideways.

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Stevonnie probably should have been Link, what with the sword and shield.

>>1971365
Steven doesn't like rape.

>>1971348
When are they gonna make a sextape

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I'm hella bored so tell me

>Your favorite poster in a threesome with your least favorite gem/character and your favorite draw/edit/writefag while your favorite gem is watching
>Any range of time (back in /co/ days)
>Bonus point if it's a regular poster

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What brand of beer does Greg drink?

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>>1971365

>>1971407
>kim
>lapis
>shifu
>jasper watches

Why

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>>1970788
best ship comin through

>>1971407
A poster who isn't a draw/edit/write fag is irrelevant.

>>1971412
Steel Reserve

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>>1971407
>That image.
/sug/ has gone meta.

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>>1971436
Fuck off, Kim.

>>1971407
Loveposter with Lapis and Shifuto while Steven watches.

>>1971407
>me
>jasper (she okay)
>drawendo
>lapis watches
hot

>>1971447
>writefags and editfags
>relevant

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>>1971241
post more jasper redemption

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>>1971447
Yep

>>1971482
Do I look like a fucking ant to you?

>>1971272
Because.

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>>1971348
Oh boy,would I?

[spoler]No i wouldn't[/spoleer]

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>>1971482

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>>1971482

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>>1971482

>>1971494
>Armstrong will never rape Priyanka

>>1971517
Good.

>>1971503
we wuz the crystal gems n shit

>>1971512
Something about her in this is reminding me of a male Disney character. Just like the poses and expressions or something.

>>1971517
They are buddies, anon. Buddies don't rape buddies.

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>>1971407
>loveposter
>lapis
>sourscreen
>jasper watching

>>1971503
Not even Steven would

>>1971559
>Buddies don't rape buddies.

Well, I have a few dozen people to apologize to, brb.

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>>1971558
I think it's just the way this artist draws her.

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molest

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>>1971610
no

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>>1971610
Do not.

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>>1971610
POIL! STAAAAAAAAPH!

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ok, but what if connie was for sexual?

>>1971610
No. Steven is:
[x] For hug
[ ] For fug
[ ] For both

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>>1971610

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Lapis is for hug n fug.

>>1971407
>Indexer
>Ronaldo
>Sour
>Pearl

...
How I erase this image off my mind?

>>1971407 had made his desire for commission known, his conditions clear.
>>1971467 spread his ass open for him in a display to gain >>1971407 's favor. His acceptance was made manifest by penetration.
Amethyst joined, shoving her eggplant thick cock into >>1971467 's throat.
Shifu watched, creating a visual record of the spectacle.

After releasing his essence into >>1971467 , >>1971407 departed to observe further requests.

Will >>1971467 be fulfilled? Only time will tell.

>>1971673
She will hug and fug Steven if she isn't stopped.

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>>1971673
Lapis is a fucking slut

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>>1971688
Good.

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>>1971445

>>1971541
kek'd

tell me your headcannons for Jasper. tell me.

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>>1971680

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For real though. practically every character on the show is for hug.

>>1971673
artist ? shits bootiful

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>>1971697

>>1971726
and fug, for hug and fug anon

>>1971673
Lapis is not for HnF.

Lapis aint no slut.

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>>1971726
Except Pearls.They are for molestation

>>1971754
She's a rapist, and she's going to make Steven her slut.

>>1971754
Lapis is the biggest slut.

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>>1971754
Anon, she is.

>>1971707
Daddy kisses are gay.

If you're getting kissed by your dad past the age of 3, you're being turned gay involuntarily. My dad never kissed me past that age, and when he tried to I would hit him.

>>1971610
why not connie?
ponnie best ship

>>1971407
>isn't that kind of /mlp/'s shtick?
I don't know what this is referring too, but there are a lot of resemblance between /sug/ and /mlp/, scarily enough.

>>1971782
I WANT Greg to fuck me until I pass out

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>>1971760
Not CG Pearl, though. She's for love.

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>>1971673
I want to hug her tightly while she penetrates me against my will.

>>1971760
Damn it.

Now I'm into being throat fucked by giantesses.

God damn it. Not like I needed another obscure fetish.

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>>1971754
pearl ?

>>1971820
We know...

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>>1971782

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>>1971734
http://morphsin.tumblr.com/post/141368441423/colored-version

>>1971754
It's monogamous hugnfuggin.
>>1971829
Same.

>>1971829
Wait a second. How would that work. How could she penetrate you if you're hugging her?

>>1971825
she's a molester

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>>1971782

>>1971816
Maybe, although this is kinda outdated
most these posters are long gone

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>>1971680

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>>1971857
You let her stick it in the varguba.

>>1971877
can you specify the posters?

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>>1971857
Standing cowgirl.

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Do you think Sugar ever wants to molest Steven?

>>1971893
Oh so you're female then. I thought you were male, then it wouldn't make sense to hug while getting fug.

>>1971784
Sounds like someone is a little faggot in denial. Come on, at least Buck is honest about himself.

>>1971867
Yes, and she's gonna molest Steven so much, he'll become dependant on her dick.

>>1971906
Well Steven is based on her IRL brother so...prooobably not.

On that note, I wonder how she reacts to seeing yaoi of Steven. Cuz it's like, her brother and stuff.

>>1971906
its her brother you sicko

>>1971921
You mean shota?

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>>1971906
I want to put a hotdog in her thigh gap and eat it while it's wedged in there

>>1971921
she drew ed,edd and eddy yaoi.I guess she is pretty ok even if it is with her brother

>>1971894
that image is about 2 months old? i ain't sure
Sardonyx poster is still here, and theory anons too, in some threads the depressed anons show up, as well the motivators. The others are out until the show come back and we're short in content creators too (especially writefags)

>>1971909
I'm male and I'd hug drape my arms across Lapis' shoulders while she holds me in the air and pummels my ass with no remorse.

Batman wins

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>>1971923
Are you trying to tell me you've never thought of molesting your brother?

>>1971512
>The only time Indexter was ever useful
my fellow shitposters we are witnessing history

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>>1971959
no

>>1971966
yes.im telling exactly that

>>1971966
mods

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>>1971967
I'm not the indexer though, I'm just a JasperxSteven fag

>>1971923
>not molesting your younger siblings
fucking gay dude.

>>1971932
I want to pick up Sucrose and carry her to my bed.

I want to gently caress her cheek while she giggles uncontrollably

I want to slowly insert my cock into her pussy

I want her to moan loudly while I piston her pussy

I want to give her the creampie of a lifetime

I want to bear a child with her

I want to name it 'Stevonnie'

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The only SU futa on male I have is either Jasper or Rose and I need someone to fix this.

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>>1972000
please do not molest steven, he is for hug not fug

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>>1972013

>>1971992
I'm Indexer and I'm glad you saved it off that other jasperfag more than a month ago

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>>1972014
can do

by the way kill yourself.futa is disgusting

>>1971992
Jasper and Steven would be an interesting relationship, or at least seeing the process of the friendship being built like peridots but with a more straight-forward, aggressive and humorless character would be interesting. I find that this show is about trying to get on everyone's good side. Seeing that Steven has already won over Peridot when no one else could, it will be a challenge for Steven to try to become friends with someone who is a hundred times more aggressive.

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>>1971992
Why is greg trying to force steven on jasper?

>>1972045
Steven gotta learn to love his new mother

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Is Greg jealous of the fact that Rose's penis is bigger than his?

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>>1972013
How would her parents feel if they ever read this

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>>1972033
This can also apply to Lapis.
How does /sug/ think Steven will win over the trust of Lapis Lazuli, especially after what she and the rest of the gang went through? Is it even possible?
A better question would be how YOU would try to win over Lapis' trust.

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>>1972076
There's no point. Futa is always bigger.

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>>1972083
Didnt steven win lapis's trust when he you know, not only set her free but healed her?

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>>1972022
>Steven wants to show Peridot more about life on Earth.
>Puts on a nature program.
>It's an episode about mating.

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Would you fug a cyclops /sug/?

>>1972109
If she looked like this, absolutely. If she looked like she does in show, not a chance. In show, she looks like a black midget wearing weave.

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>>1972109
The cyclops is too chill to fug, i'd rather befriend her.

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>>1972109
The problem I always have with cyclopes is the big eye.
If it was normal sized, I'd be fine.

>>1972109
I want to poke the eye out on midget, paint it blue and fuck it.

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What would Pearl and Steven's safeword be? Rainbow Quartz?

>>1972146
Why not "Rose"?

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>>1972163
Pearl could let that slip on accident and that's not how safewords work.

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>>1972163
>say your dead moms name anytime im fucking you too roughly

>>1972177
What about "greg"?

>>1972179
Pearl is the one with the collar, so it's more like "say the name of the dead person who is also the only one you've really loved in the past five thousand years if you think I, essentially her reincarnation, am whipping you too hard".

>>1972177
Saying the safeworld accidentally is no big deal. Forgetting it is far more worrying.

>pearl
>safeword

If she ain't getting poofed it's probably not hard enough for her.

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>>1972211
>>1972187
Both of these would be very uncomfortable.
Safe words should be easy to remember, easy to distinguish from any kind of noise you might make, and not something that would normally come up in the bedroom.
I'd like to think Steven's would be Cookie Cat, for example.

>>1972255
>Both of these would be very uncomfortable.
Which is hot.

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>People get so worked on their headcanons that they forget main atributtes on the show such as the fact that gems cant fell pain

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>>1972276
Lapis can.

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>>1972249
Clod would be a bad safe word for Peridot since she would scream it at the top of her lungs over and over the whole time.
>>1972266
Not for anyone actually involved in the sex.
>>1972276
Who said anything about headcanon? It's idle conversation.

How many Pearls could screw in a light bulb?

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>>1972276
>gems cant fell pain

>>1972276
I'm sure they can. Peridot got burned with the shower in Catch and Release, for example.

>>1972298
I imagine that's a basic function for them, so any of them.

>>1972276
No one believes any of this is actually part of the show. But it's hilariously ironic that your post includes a headcanon of your own, nice going.

>>1972295
>Not for anyone actually involved in the sex.
Good thing they're cartoon characters and don't exist.

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>>1972276
This is bait right? That has literally never been stated or even implied

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I fucking want to kill myself
and I can't stop laughing
why am I such a faggot

How many >>1972298 does it take to tell a joke properly? More than one, that's for sure.

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

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Love you /sug/
I hope you all had a great weekend.

>>1972391
Suck my dick please

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>>1972391

SU merch fag here, I'm going to another Hot Topic. Which of these should I keep an eye out for

>Funkos ($12.50)
>T-shirts (Varies)
>Dog Tag blind bags ($4.50)
>Bifold and hinge wallets ($16.50)
>Vanilla-scented air freshener ($3.50)
>Baseball cap ($19.50)
>Reusable tote bag ($6.50)
>Plush throw blanket ($24.50)
>"Believe in Steven" rubber bracelets ($7.00)
>Charm Keychain featuring the CG's weapons ($9.50)
>Lanyard ($8.50)
>Winter hat ($19.50)
>Steven plush ($39.90)

>>1972391
I want Perivenfags to fuck off.

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>>1972391
Thank you Anon
I-I love you too

>>1972438
Hi, Connie

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Does Blue Pearl like being poofed?

>>1972424
Keychains. When in doubt, keychains. They aren't that obvious, and whenever you use your door1675 you can be reminded that the show is still on a soul crushing hiatus.

>>1972465
She likes being loved by her owner

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>>1972465
She only poofs for BD

The poster below is Amethyst.

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>>1972448
sup

>>1972391
I want to drawn porn of you watching Steven and Pei fucking. What do you look like?

>>1972498
Stop shapeshifting for once, Amethyst.

>>1972498
Amethyst, we know it's you.

Did anyone save the fic of the three Pearls having morning sex with anon

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>>1972504
>tfw purple cumslut isn't real

>>1972498
hi connie, wanna fuck?

>>1972551
source?

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>>1972535

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Would you hug Jasper after a long workout?

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Daily reminder that the diamonds are sexual deviants

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>>1972482

I already picked up the only SU-themed keychain they had in stock back on Friday, so that's out of the question.

But I did get a lot of questions about the Pearl Funko when I displayed it while I was running my swap meet stall yesterday...

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Stevonnie is for _____?

>>1972598
fug

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>>1972586
I guess, i dont why jasper wants to hug me though.

>>1972598
>ice cream
H-Have you never seen a popsicle before, anon?

>>1972598
Man, I'd suck Stevonnies dick

>>1972617
>Popsicle
>not an ice cream

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>>1972568
it was too lewd desu

>>1972424
>Vanilla-scented air freshener ($3.50)

Tell me it's a Vanilla-scented Pearl

>>1972598
Fucking her ass and jerking her dick at the same time

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>>1972590
Daily Reminder that none will be spared

>>1972649
I'd love this specific if she was sitting on my lap

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>>1972657

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How often do you think she cries herself to sleep at night?

>>1972672
>Ho Ho Ho
>Steven, Connie, what would you like for Christmas?

>>1972617
>Frozen juice on a stick
>Not ice cream

>>1972688
>For you to let me cum already

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Do you think Zuke even exists? How would you know?

>>1972633
>>1972691
>frozen juice is ice cream
What madness is this?

>>1972657
>>1972676
What a bunch of Perverts

>>1972698
I didn't know Santa was into orgasm denial

>>1972643

It's not, it's a group shot of the Crystal Gems and Steven.

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>>1972717
>Scoops of Cow milk mixed and frozen is ice cream
>Frozen juice isn't ice cream

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>>1972676
>>1972657
I cant even imagine the sort of things that WD did to Pearl

>>1972728
Now you do

>>1972728
Frankly I don't think anyone has explored what fetishes Santa might have

>>1972746
Voyeurism would definitely be near the top.

>>1972739
She probably raped her pearl mercilessly when she was angry and would keep her in cage when she was bored with her. Poor pearl.

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>>1972735
>>1972691
>>1972617
I bet idiots think ice pops are ice cream

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>>1972712
Proof

>>1972249
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT STEVEN

>>1972733
Isn't that nice?
It looks cheap, but at least it's the only official merch that can be shipped trough a simple letter envelope

>>1972570
i didn't hear a no

>>1972739
WD is a guro fag

>>1972728
>>1972746
>>1972757

Stop this, Santa is a saint.

/sug/ what's the best ice cream?

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>>1972815
Lion lickers

>>1972815
Cookies and cream

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>>1972815
Hazenult with caramel topping
>>1972950
thats a popsicle

>>1972950
They don't even look like lions

>>1972361
On this board? 450 of them.

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>>1972815
Tiramisu

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>>1972686
every night

>>1972965
Who is this semen demon?

What the fuck is a Popsicle isn't it icecream?

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Steven offers to help you masturbate. What do?

>>1973013
Accept offer

>>1972815
that's a tie between pistachio, cookie dough, and cake batter

>>1973013
SOURCE
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C
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>>1973010
Look at this faggot.I bet you dont even eat gelato

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>>1972138
imagine if it was 2 eyes fused, like those cyclops babies. just imagine this baby blue and with long hair.

p.s. can someone shop this to be sapphire

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1972657
most lewd SU scenarios are boring as fuck to me, but I like this

i hope they keep enough things vague in this show that there will always be room to make up absurd yet plausible bullshit like this

>>1972815
Viennettes

>>1972815
Pistachio

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>>1973053

>>1973013
Ask him to spread his anus.

>>1972358
>>>/r9k/

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>>1973013
Tuck Steven into bed and make him go to sleep

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Thanks for reminding me that my favorite icecream place closed down, /sug/

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Since we are full autist mode here lets get down even further:

Tell me which ice cream flavor each gem would prefer

Peridot is oblivious Pistachio

>>1972802
You act as if there isn't inherent perversion in the idea of an old man breaking into people's houses at night to give "gifts" to children.

Said children also often leave him milk, just saying.

>>1973081
>not wanting to have a cyclops baby sapphire

>there has been a new thread for hours

Fuck sake

>>1973013
why is steven so lewd?

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>>1973120
Sapphire would be blueberry.
Ruby would be strawberry.

>>1973120
Pearl=Vanilla
Garnet=Neapolitan
Amethyst=Strawberry
Lapis=Popsicles

>>1973029
Simon

>>1973137
But he is literally a saint, St. Nicholas.

Also there is nothing perverted about burglary and gift-giving, you weirdo.

>>1973190
>But he is literally a saint, St. Nicholas.
Doesn't mean he didn't regularly molest children, though.

>>1973228
He doesn't molest children, that was just your dad in a Santa costume.

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>At a different Hot Topic today.
>Picked up a set of SU Funkos despite owning a set, having one in the mail, and an extra Pearl.
>This cashier said, like the last one did, that I look like Steven.
>And a customer agreed with her.

Well, I don't know how to feel about that one...

And I know that you guys are going to give me shit for buying more Funkos, but it's what the people at Frank and Son's want.

>>1972788

It'll be damaged to hell and back if you send in something THAT flimsy, a bubble mailer is better.

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>>1973245
That wasn't molestation, I enjoyed every moment.

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>>1972815
>no one has said mint chocolate chip yet
Shame on all of you

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>>1973300
Either go skiny or go strongfat. You dont want to be a mushball like steven

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>>1973120
Steven likes Ice cream sandwiches (Cookie Cats). Though i think he'd like a Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich too.

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oh my god

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>>1973337
>liking mint flavor with your chocolate

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>>1973387
Exactly, YOUR god. Dont force religion on me, shitlord

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>>1973053
I tried

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>>1973120
Yellow diamond probably likes that shitty looking spongebob ice cream with those blue eyes and that face that says it's seen some shit.

Blue diamond probably likes licking on an ice cube or something.

>>1973417
>le edgy athiest maymay
epic browski XDDD

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>>1973417
>unironically being into lapis' footpaddles

>being this zealot

>>1973434
Would probably have been better if you had tinted that part blue, but I like it

>>1973405
>Liking chocolate flavour with your mint

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pearl's penis

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>>1973434
Is beutiful

>>1973478
Is this the Zone animation?

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>>1973463
Nice shitpost, autist-bro

>>1973478
What, is the term "shitlord" not enough to make it apparent? Do you need to throw "le's" and "XD's" in there too?

Also

>into footpaddles at all

Terrible.

>>1973387
What happened anon?

>>1973519
yep

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>>1973519
>>1973522
>>1973525

>>1972735
>Not knowing what cream is.
How do you exist?

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it will never end

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>>1973480
like this?

And I'm on my way over to another Hot Topic, should this one be the last one for the day or should I go all the way across the Valley for you guys?

>>1973343

I already have my feet in the latter. Back in high school, I actually send an old friend to the hospital when I accidentally kicked him during PE.

He came back a few days later in a splint and with a doctor's note in hand.

>>1973590
I wonder if we are going to hit May with no SU

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>>1973590
I find that gif far more amusing than i should

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How does one kill the immortal? How does one create bloodshed from the unblooded? How does one acquire skulls from the spineless?

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Saffy is cute.

Post saffy.