HG/Hunger Games Thread
Bro I'm getting some cheese fries rn
From some restaurant that's been around since either the 50's or 60's
Look at these freakin fries
>Roxas tosses an average pizza into the oven, having made it from scratch.
"Right... that should do it."
Didja put any spinach on it? Cause that's what makes the pizza an average food into a superfood!
>Ronald tosses Roxas into the oven.
Right... that should do it.
"No, but it's not too late to fix that."
>He pulls it out, tossing some spinach leaves onto it and then covering it with some more cheese before throwing it back in.
"There, sausage, pepperoni, spinach, mozzarella, tomato sauce."
>He nods to himself.
"This will come out fine."
I want to fuck Fyxe.
I want to grab her by the collar, pin her down on a bed, and pound her ass all night long.
I want her to get pregnant because of me.
I want to get forced into a wedding because of the child.
I want to become a proud father with her as my loving wife, raising our kid together.
I want to teach the kid how to be a real man, or if it's a girl, Fyxe can teach her how to be the best woman.
I want to fuck her every night until a second kid comes along, and we raise that one too.
I want a third.
A whole litter of seven puppies with her.
And we'll raise them all together, and they'll all be successful in life.
And the whole time.
I'll fuck her every night, getting kinkier and kinkier every time, until behind closed doors she's accepted her role as my bitch, and I can leave her hanging in leather straps from the ceiling for a day.
I want to FUCK Fyxe.
I sure hope not. I need someone that's alive to buy the oil I have. I still have a surplus of it with me.
You know what would be better than that? Buying my oil and using it in another way that doesn't involve me! I'm positive you can find someone here who's willing to let you oil them up. I once heard that people like getting oiled up and laying in the sun to make themselves look darker. It's a popular thing among girls, so please find one fast and come back to me!
Why yes it is, stranger! Is there anything I can do for you?
"House Hlaalu's offer still stands n'wah, 20 units of malachite."
W-Wew... Ahem... Well...
I guess, it's kind of sweet. I can feel the love behind this.
Oh, hello there, guard! I thought you died a day or so ago? Do you happen to be well versed in necromancy?
That's what I thought at first too, but upon further inspection, I found out that people do this to make them look more attractive. I've never seen such a thing back where I'm from, but it sounds so insane that it might just work. Beaches are where people usually do this, so perhaps it has something to do with the sand or the ocean water?
Wh-what is this about? I haven't even sold anything yet!
"Necromancy is one of the highest forms of heresy against the Tribunal temple and being accused of it is a good way to get lynched. Pleas don't get me lynched. I die a lot, don't question it too much."
It seems much to quiet for a thread like this. Give me 36 fighters. You know the rules from here.
Your wish is my command! I wouldn't want you to be lynched before I can get you those drums of oil!
Please refresh my memory as to what our deal is. How many drums are you looking to buy and for how much gold?
Why do you take such a nice lady and use her for evil purposes?
>just made some bomb fettuccine alfredo in a pressure cooker
.. I was playing Dark Souls in my defense.
"Hello hello, and good evening to you all!"
>"Let's just cut to the chase Heart, shall we?"
"Indeed we shall! We shall take a number of you for a game tonight!"
>"That number is to be determined. Just throw your hat into the ring and Heart and I will figure it out."
"I was actually wondering if you'd be interested in a direct exchange of goods. The Council recently voted to up taxes again, and we've had to take alternative means to recoup from those that couldn't pay, and with that in mind... look, i'm going to be direct, my apartment is full of not-quite-legally seized malachite, and I'm just trying to launder it so I can get the Census and Excess Office off my back."
Caroline and Justine
Aguhguhguhguhguh! T'anks a lot for the card!
Malachite, you say? Why in God's name would that be illegal in your homeland? What al can it be used for, I wonder...
"Look at all of those smiling face!"
>"You all know what you must do. Five minutes for it."
You're welcome! I hope you like it I had to do some research for the names and all.
Well... I make sure they're all unique so if you win you'll get a special one just for you.
>metal is better
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
Not sure about my team, but I'm ready to start up my training once more.
>Musashi draws one of her swords, mentally preparing herself to begin
District 2 with a strange machine and a tough looking sailor. I'm not sure I can compete with those two...
P-Please don't say things like that. I'd rather focus on my job for the time being.
Got no time to lose and I see plenty of samurai in my vicinity.
Ugh, must I be paired up with brats? Just start so this can be decided quickly.
"The malachite itself isn't what's illegal. It was originally on an Altmer sunship heading to Castle Ebonheart to be refined into Glass for use in weapons and armor. We just happened to have a small disagreement with the ship's crew on how to make up unpaid taxes and now I've got half a ton of illegally seized ore sitting under my bed and the Ordinators, the C&E Office, and the Cannoma Tong riding me into the ground."
"Move along Outlander."
Aye, lets begin.
>Drake takes a quick swig from her flask before heading towards the arena
>"Nothing? How abnormal. We shall begin regardless."
"Watch out, Popeye! He might become stronger than you, hahah!"
No point in staying, I just need to move on.
An effort to calm my mind before beginning the fight, a vital step towards achieving emptiness.
I don't get it.
Good luck Shota!
>Ezreal sidesteps towards the left to avoid the escape van, but the van veers towards him. He then jumps to the right, but once again the van changes direction so it can ram into him.
Are you kidd-
>that's the sound a car makes
"...You remind me of the Replica project, don't do that."
Aha! Watch out kid!
>Drake laughs manically as she wildly drives the van, hitting the other tribute on purpose despite his attempts to dodge
Thanks, uh.... Fyxe was it, right?
"Oh, are we robbing a bank or something? Good day to be the property of a glorified mafia family."
H-Half a ton of illegal Malachite!? Are yo-you sure you're willing to part with that much stuff? More importantly, don't you think you can get some gold in exchange for all of that stuff? Trading it for some drums of oil seems to be a little unfair on your end, in my opinion.
Green or...green. I think they may be different shades, but it's hard to tell in this lighting...
"I cannot even hear myself think over the music! That you can even understand those instructions is a miracle! You go, girl!"
>"How odd. The cops are the ones doing the thievery today. Have they a change of heart?"
"Hello, hello! How may Soul and I help you today?"
Huh.... this is quite the odd contraption...
>Musashi spends the day continuously throwing bags and other items into the elevator.
Why are you looking away Shota? That's Beowulf
My eyes are up here!
And yeah. It's Fyxe
Nobody cares about the lyrics but that sounds like a dope song. No pun intended
>The king makes incoherent noises as he yells at the other members about their stupid mistake they had made
>Roxas sighs, respawning in the Mansion Between Worlds.
"...I should probably learn to drive better."
We have no need for anything like this in our world, it's garbage.
>"I do not believe Otto hates women, but I'm seeing no other explanation for his actions."
"I still cannot hear myself think! Please, all of you, be quiet!"
"I recently moved post from Balmora to the Temple-City of Vivec. You ever been to the Temple-City of Vivec? It's full of hyper-conservative mace wielding religious police in solid gold armor that beat you to death for picking up their hats. I don't want to find out what happens to people with actual crimes on their docket."
"...shit i just dropped a small n'wah. They can use healing spells too, right? Guys?"
>Grimmer takes off the helmet and inspects it in fascination, occasionally looking back up to Miyamoto.
Isn't it crazy how technology has advanced so far? As a species, we've managed to achieve so much and yet we're still squabbling in arenas like this.
I uh, I won't bring up your thoughts in conversation, however. I'll let that be our little secret.
No they don't. It's only a optical illusion with my fur and all
Are you familiar with the concept of "stealth"? It doesn't seem like that... though that may be our own fault for bringing an army, wouldn't you two agree?
I-I wasn't looking away, I just got confused because both of you have... fur! Just a little mistake.
It's probably because the music was too loud
I-I also don't have any money on me at the moment...
O-Oh my god, are you guys alright! I-I didn't mean to do this! I-I've never actually robbed a bank before! I please fogive me!
>"His new team is entirely male. Perhaps my theory is more correct than I had thought."
"Being sick is terrible, but sometimes it is not. How confusing!"
>Hlaalu Guard casually plans to rob a casino despite still wearing a guard uniform
"The gambling taxes are already highway robbery. This is basically a mercy-kill."
"I blame the Telvanni."
It's fine. We all have those.. feelings. Just wash your sheets afterwards and no one will know better.
Hmmm... Okay. No problem.
And the big wrestler guy is right. Make sure your sheets are clean
>Minamoto, unsure of what she's really doing, wings it and hopes for the best.
Umm... so you add this much of that... and that much of this?
"Please stop falling off things. It never ends well at all!"
>"Through his armor? Impressive."
I've never been to such a place, and I don't believe I want to be. I may accidentally have illegal inventory on me while there...anyhow, if you are certain of this, please bring the Malachite to me. I'll show you where the drums of oil are. I hope you have enough room for all of them.
Your theory is wrong! I don't hate women, it's just...they didn't listen to me! Women never listen to me!
>The Puru tugs off the mask with a straight face, tossing it to the side.
Are you implying there's something wrong with clones?
The technology of this world is faulty despite this world being far ahead than my homeworld. It makes me fear for future generations.
"If you see a giant tick with a gaudy golden banner on it, that's my ride."
"This armor does nothing at all! Notin- ghlrkc"
I DON'T HAVE THOSE "FEELINGS"! It's fault of my height that the only thing I can see when talking to people are... t-their chests.
Wrestlers know nothing about other persons besides themselfs, a-and they are always clean.
"One of my few friends was a Replica. Her creators forced her to try and kill me and I had to destroy her, so yes, I have a problem with "clones."
>"Well, that is a lot of burning. Let us move on before the stench of burned flesh makes me gag."
"At...At least the piggybank is funny...right?"
>"Yes. Sure. Whatever that means."
Sure, they are clean... I was just joking. You're just a kid after all.
Still doing magic and stuff?
Looks like I have to do it myself, huh?
Mind if I lounge for tonight, sir? Of course you will, money does the talking.
MAKE HASTE YOU FOOL OR THE COPS WILL REAP EVERY LAST BIT OF OUR BUSINESS, A.K.A MY SOURCE OF INCOME, A.K.A THE DOUGH, A.K.A. MY LIVELY HOOD.
>The cops come ramming in shooting everything in there line of sight; leaving PBC laying in a pool of his blood.
...And how often do you think you run in to "replicas"?
>"What goes around certainly does come around. May you remember that."
"Soul, if the police are the enemy, but also a tribute, then what does this mean?"
>"It means exactly what you see there."
>The samurai flails around in the water trying to stay afloat but fails, sinking into the depths.
A golden tick? S-Sir, why are you riding a tick?
D-Did you know that was going to happen? I didn't. I just had a feeling you were in harm's way, but nothing like this. At least we can get to the gold now.
Who's idea was it to have someone's mom work as a pyrotechnic!? You guys had one job!
"Because I'm not paying for a boat across the Sea of Ghosts and the tick eats anyone that tailgates me."
TAP YOU ARMORED SACK OF SHIT
Shh. it's okay. You can get away with stuff like that because you're young. But if I do it it's sexual harassment... Damn laws..
Not often. I've only ever known one, and I killed the people that made them."
>"A Feast, but not a bloody one whatsoever. Oh, well. We must move on."
"You get to imagine your own tributes again! What fun!"
Yeah, i'm still doing magic! it's what i'm going to do the rest of my life after all. I learned new spells, but they are for specific situations...
I SAID I DON'T HAVE THOSE FEELINGS! HOW MANY T-TIMES I HAVE TO REPEAT IT?!
>Berkut isn't one to share with commoners, and he takes what he needs. Afterwards, he throws a Molotov into the bank, hoping his "team" will burn.
Ah, what a beautiful flame. Not reason to wait around any longer, I have silver and gold marks to count out.
I must say, this doesn't look half bad. However, I do feel a sense of dread whenever I'm around these. Why would you want a rotting corpse in your home, it's the easiest way to get diseases.
Microphone. A fitting weapon, really.
>Eight shakes her eyes, holding up two fingers.
Two. I am Puru Eight. The seventh clone of Elpeo Puru.
...You could say that I take a slight offense to certain things like that statement before.
>Otto backs away from the giant tick despite it being useless, given how big the tick is. However, he notices the Malachite and smiles wide
That's it, right? Good! Please put it down and I'll show you where the oil is!
Hey! No need to scream after him, of course you don't ahah.
And well, huh... What kind of situations? I might be in need of a spell or a potion...
>Roxas doesn't emote much in response to the revelation, at best simply raising an eyebrow.
"Sorry. Replicas bring back bad memories for me."
>Miyamoto crawls out from the shore, absolutely drenched in water.
You there, merchant! Are you selling any clothes?
>She shrugs stiffly. Even with what she said, she doesn't seem upset, just permanently dead serious.
No point in blaming you. Even I have to admit we're no good at anything other than fighting.
>"Machine versus machine. Too bad it was a one-sided affair."
"Oh, dear. And that is when sickness becomes a hindrance."
>"No, he found a goat."
>very fast tapping at incredibly hihg speeds
>Mr.Guard Man lowers down a crate of raw metal on a makeshift pully, manned by a Hireling who clearly looks like he'd rather be anywhere else
>the knowledge that the Hidden Armigers could appear and throw you in a foyada kind of kills your mood
>Berkut cooks for... himself apparently. It feels like he was suppose to cook for someone else, but he dismisses it quickly and cooks his favorite meal. His favorite meal is... something you would expect from someone of royalty. Meth.
Why, what a perfect meal for myself. Maybe hiring those chefs was a bad idea.
>Berkut remembers that one title a mysterious man gave to him, and he instinctively pushes the mother off the bridge.
Harlots don't deserve to breath the same air as all others do. Rigel will be purged of them one by one.
O-Oh, sorry. Like.... a spell for when you want to wake someone without hitting them or yelling at them, or a spell to undo actions you did 2 seconds ago... Or a spell to appear any type of money but it gives you the less quantity possible.
>"He had the personality for it. It should come as no surprise."
"Meat meets meat! Hahah! ...Oh..."
>Otto jumps once the girls demand hits his ears
Clothes? Ms, I think you need something to dry yourself off with instead of jumping right into a new set of clothing. I don't mind helping you, but could you tell me why you happened to rise out of the sea? You don't look like a mermaid to me. They usually look a little more aquatic.
It sounds kinda cool.
You got nothing like love potions by any chance? Just askin'
And well... The money spell sounds nice honestly. Gimme a dollar!
>"And there goes that opportunity. You have botched it, though it gives us a final three. So, thank you."
I didn't plan on saying it out of spite.. But I DID BOTCH IT.
Time for the best musical genre to make a swift move towards victory!
I'M GONNA WIN, YOU NOOBS ARE DEAD!
I have a team again? Oh wait, yes! I HAVE A TEAM AGAIN! Can you free me? Move accordingly and align yourselves with the shadows, my captor should be within the biker gang's base itself.
You never really were on my side of the slice.
>"Everything relates to cars today, event or not, and some having better fortune than others."
Ok faction games are one thing, I just wish she could be around more for everything else. I miss when she first started, and she was here almost all the time.
I really liked seeing her come around, excited to play games and rp with us, even the anons.
Oh good, I was worried that we would have had a problem down the line. This is going as smooth as I had hoped!
>Otto rubs his hands together, his smile growing wider than before
Aha, please, follow me! I'll take you to where I have the oil!
>Otto runs off towards the drums of oil that happens to be stationed somewhere not too far from where he was at. Once they reach the destination, you see a total of 100 drums of oil before your very eyes
I assume there won't be any problems with loading these onto your tick, hm?
Bread is more valuable than culture itself. If anything I'm walking a relic of the past and present.
"...We're more alike than you think."
>He resists the urge to drop into his usual Nobody spiel, leaving it at just that.
"Nope, I'd expect not. Just got to load it up and be on my way back to Vivec with a pile of disappointing Ordinators on my trail."
>"Your nerves are never calmed, are they?"
"Oop! Hahah, it's the final day tomorrow! Everyone, cheer your hearts out for the one you want to win the most! But don't forget: everyone here is a winner in their hearts!"
>"That is...not nearly true."
Best musical genre is actually classical, but you got what I meant.
Thank you best bread-chan! I didn't know that one!
Love p-potions? I-I did some for practice but never tried them.... A dollar? I think I can do that.
>Shota grabs a stick that was on the ground and plans to use it as a wand, he closes his eyes for more concentration and holds the stick as a wand. A magic aura surrounds him while he does the spell. Seconds after a dollar appears on the floor. The spell was successful, hopefully.
Hmmm... trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, oh, that one's a keeper, time to sell the rest.
"Winner winner, chicken dinner!"
>"Hamsteak dinner would be more appropriate for this day, but there is indeed a winner."
>[Inaudible REE-ing intensifies]
I could not help myself to join in on the eurobeat, though I know jack diddly squat about it.
I'll just be collecting my wincard now!
"Congratulations to you, sir! You performed better than the rest, and you have this victory to show for it!"
I cannot fathom what that is or how dangerous that Ordinator can be, but you have a huge tick that can take care of any problem you face! Please be careful, however. If that oil happens to find its way into the ocean it'll kill whatever water life inhabits this place.
Amazing! Congratulations to you, Kirito! Thank you for allowing us to take part in this activity, Heart and Soul!
Thanks for the game.
"Congratulations, n'wah. Blessing of the Three to the host."
"Of course it would. That's exactly what I'm counting on."
Congrats to Kirito and thankaranya for hosto bosto.
BOOM BOOM... Japan..
It's too bad it lost, but Kirito deserved the victory more than my shitty album.
Thanks for the game!
>She picks up the dollar
Ahem... Can you make another dollar just after you summoned the first one? Technically you could become rich if you do that enough in a day!
A LOT of songs sounds the same, even worse than rockabilly so it's really a hit a miss.
>When the filler you put in gets 4 kills that could've been yours....
"Thank you all so much as well for participating! Soul and I must take our leave now, so have a wondrous rest of your night!"
>"Indeed. Good day."
And thank you.
Congrats! And thanks for hosting!
>when the filler you put in wins the fucking game
You mean you plan for it to eat this Ordinator's face, correct? I...don't think you would want to release that oil into the water, nor would I want to believe you're that bad of a person. I just want to make sure you're not going to do something catastrophic at my own expense.
Y-You know about those "rpg" games? W-Well... some of the stuff in it is true, like the mana. I have to recharge my magic, but for expert magicians that isn't a problem.
"Oh! Thank you two as well! Soul and I hope you enjoyed-!"
"Oh! Sorry, Soul. I-I just wanted to thank everyone!"
>"That is fine. But we must go now. Goodbye."
They're funny to me and that's what matters. Can't please everyone. Ruby doesn't like my humor but we're still cool
"Are you implying I plan to dump several dozen gallons of oil into the Bay of Tel Vos to poison the mushroom towers of the Telvanni Mage-Lords, and more importantly their giant fungus walls and guard posts making it especially easy for a band of mercenaries to storm the town and liberate Wolverine Hall? What kind of person would do that?"
(I've been on a eurobeat kick since before I even got here, send help.)
>Mfw found a new way to trigger people without even having to post
O-Oh... Well that's too bad. Try to build up some mana then. I heard that if you don't f... O-Oh nevermind, you're still a kid after all.
Thanks for the dollar Shota!
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
(god the last album sucked, what the hell was Dick thinking?)
I'l give it credit where it wass due, shakespeare was based. But for fucks sake stop making hisorical figures into lolis or gender swaps dam
That's not...that's not what I was implying at all! I'm but making sure you stay on the path of justice and heroism! A man with 100 drums of oil can do a lot of bad things, and I don't want those things weighing on my conscience. Besides that, I have no clue what any of that means. What's a Telvanni Mage-Lord?
if I don't f? Something tells me that I shouldn't ask this but finish your sentence, I have problems with the mana and that might help me.
>people in the other room laughing and enjoying life together
>you're stuck in here shitposting, listening to crappy music, and being miserable
If you... Well... If you insist. I'm a girl, so I'm no expert of the subject but...
>She circles her right hand and moves it up and down as if she was... you get the idea
>tfw STILL burned out
Maybe I just need something new. Give me sources/characters suggestions to ava.
Preferably vidya or anime.
W-What does that suppose to mean?
>He didn't understand the message, maybe that was a bit too much for him.
this is my ava
he could beat yours in a fight
Tell u what, stick ur dick through this portal and I'll give you a handy.
That doesn't sound sanitary in the slightest...but all because he's different doesn't mean he deserves to have oil dumped into his waterhole. You have to live peacefully with everyone.
I'm sorry, but I'm all out of oil. I have malachite if you need some!
Don't touch your penis. Basically
Watching The Good The Bad and The Ugly for the first time. Also I gotta remake this thing with things I actually use.
Calm down, Yosuke. I'll play her when I feel like it.
A couple of weeks, maybe. It's hard to learn British slang and also use it effectively.
Pick up a Dark Souls ava so I have something to giggle about when I host Prepare to Die.
I want Will and Carlton to fight in stand battle
"They almost destroyed the Ebonheart Pact by being dicks, regularly kidnap young virgins to experiment on, unleash unkillable hellbeasts, and throw fireballs at anything that moves. There is nothing of value to be lost."
Yes. That's a girl (male)