HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/o9z3bK1nQ_Y
KILL
YOURSELF
AUSSA
Reminder that law is best route and to praise your Lord and savior YHVH
>>11600023
"I never said anything like that. I'm getting offended at all these harsh accusations."
>[beat]
"Besides, there won't be any left alive to find out once the whole city wilts and dies."
>>11600031
Is this place going to be taken over by this old lady like the last one was, or is it going to stay beautiful?
>>11600048
Y-You just mention that kind of stuff, how i'm not going to blush?!
>Roxas finished baking that pizza at the speed of plot, and pulls it out of the oven, steaming and probably smelling delicious.
>He can't really tell if it's good, only that it's not bad.
>He leaves it to cool for a few moments, then gets to cutting it up.
"...Alright, let's see if this sets my mouth on fire."
>He brings a square slice to his mouth, and takes a bite.
"...Normal, so probably decent."
>>11599904
>>11599949
did i do this right
>>11600095
>square slice
>>11600088
>She pinches his cheeks
You're too cute really! Chill out a bit! I'm sure plenty of people told you that before.
Alright, I've got some stuff to finish. See ya later!
>>11600071
>Law cuck
>Letting humanity become YHVH's personal cock sleeve
>Being a sheep
lmaoing at your life
>>11600031
>sonic
no thanks, homeslice.
>>11600109
>Looks fine to me buddy
>>11600109
You got it
>>11600116
post anything
>>11600121
Oh son of man, It's better than being an edgy chaofag.
>>11600146
this the dumbest shit ive read all month
>>11600146
>>11600134
>cutting pizza like that
blasphemy.
>>11600146
>
>>11600095
Those clothes look familiar, aren't you a swordsman? I-I read about it in a book and you look like it.
>>11600120
N-No one ever told me that before... Oh, goodbye!
>>11600146
>>11600146
>>11600146
>No Peacock to cute meme things with
>>11600172
Thanks doc
>>11600073
It sounds as though you would! This amount of animosity towards a civilization or a single person usually doesn't end well! You must understand that I don't want anything getting back to me. I know nothing of your universe, so if I were brought there and put in front of a jury I would falter under pressure! I'm just a simple merchant that wants nothing to do with anything bad at all! I just want to make a living and stay happy!
>>11600159
"Swordsman? I guess you could call the keyblades swords."
>He summons Oblivion, his black keyblade, idly twirling it in his hand.
"Why?"
>>11600171
Loss?
>>11600146
>Okie.
>>11600171
>>11600188
Holy shit I can see it!
>>11600146
e
>>11600146
I miss when hg was on /vp/
>>11600172
Thank you medical professional
>>11600146
>I hope you like idiocy of the Mario variety.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pb37eLCtF6E
>>11600171
>>11600188
Fuck me, you're right.
>>11600146
>>11600146
>>11600185
"Don't worry about it. We're talking about Morrowind, not Cyrodiil or High Rock. The Dunmer consider mass murder a form of art. Not that I'm doing anything of the sort."
>you can't see it, but his eyebrows are wiggling
>if the guards are this bad, just imagine how fucked up the criminals are
>>11600186
Oh, you're the magic swordsman type! I didn't expect to see one.
>Shota stares at the strange looking sword with key form, something he never saw before.
Just curiosity. I only meet one magic user here before, but never meet a swordsman!
>>11600146
Hello?
>>11600264
I want to shota Shota's shotas.
>>11600146
>>11600188
>>11600203
>>11600222
Loss is bae.
>>11600212
>still remember Gary x Ruby
Good times.
>>11600146
>because I will never have a reason to use this if I don't.
>>11600146
*Cast Red Capote*
*Blocks your path*
>>11600297
What about ZERO?
>>11600297
somebody post the chademonium meme
>>11600286
Uh, hello...?
>>11600292
Excuse me, what?
>>11600310
stop it, you wee-wee licking homo
>>11600297
>will never get a S3
>>11600322
>>11600317
*Spams fogbreath*
Get dunked nerd
>>11600264
"I know a few other mages, there's the... wolf girl that's been over in the corner, but she doesn't talk much."
>He jerks a thumb over to where Natani's desk is positioned, the wolf clearly fighting off sleep as she carefully... does whatever it is she's doing.
"As for swordsmen, there should be more around here, this is the world of Arenas after all."
>He banishes his keyblade, putting a few slices of pizza onto a plate for himself.
"Help yourself to the food, someone's gotta eat it."
>>11600338
This is even funnier now that GBP has like 2 members.
>>11600341
Literally best debuffer in nocturne
>>11600332
Are you here for the hunger games as well? Or are you a spectator?
>>11600360
I know right? Fog breath is so goddamn broke and I love it.
>>11600246
Aha, I guess you're right. Maybe I'm being a worry wart with this situation.
Say, I know you had to get rid of those rocks and that was your drive to trade with me, but I'm a little curious. What DO you plan to do with all that oil?
>>11600337
>never
>N E V E R
>>11600338
>>11600357
>tfw Reigen left and Gals have no leader now
Kekekek
>>11600384
Just what is this thing? I have no clue but I must hug it!
>>11600343
Oh, she looks nothing like a mage... But I believe you.
>She stares at the wolf girl doing nothing besides fighting off sleep, something that looks so dumb for a mage.
Oh, thanks
>He pick up a slice of the pizza and gives it a bite.
>>11600361
i'm here for the hunger games, AND to practice my magic!
>>11600379
Helped me so much when fighting hell biker.
Post future avas you're working on.
>>11600404
You know magic?! What kind?
>>11600408
>Wip.
>>11600408
>>11600398
>D-don't
>>11600408
Me.
>>11600395
>yfw GBP is about to get fucked sideways by Monochrome, Pandemonium AND Good Vibes
oh baby
>>11600420
What did I tell you about wandering off into the public?
>>11600420
Well... elemental kind I guess, but I can do other type of magic if I want to.
>>11600423
Isn't this going to be your first female ava?
>>11600383
"Flood the market in Tear with the surplus oils at drastically reduced costs, owing in no small part to the fact that it's already refined, and engage in competitive intrusion to undercut House Dres' lower-quality plant-based oil, thereby weakening them and forcing them to sell off small tracts of land to the broughers to maintain stable profits, weakening their hold over the Council in the long term. Why, did you have something else in mind?"
>>11600432
KEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIINNNNNN MASSSSSSSSSSKKKKK!
>>11600408
>If I went through all of them we'd be here forever.
>>11600423
Atleast say what it is. It looks like some loli wendigo/spider hybrid monster girl.
>>11600146
>>11600146
>
>>11600460
>Assuming you're not Sol I could ask him if he'd be willing to pass his folder off to you.
>>11600408
Name a better Archie Sonic character.
Protip: You can't.
>>11600408
Too many to count.
>>11600451
Yeah.
>>11600473
I-is a moth girl
>>11600408
>>11600480
>Soooooooooo... need my folder?
>>11600452
I did not, I just didn't think you would be a man of the merchant trade yourself. Your plan to put that man out of business and on the street is amazing. As a wise man once said, if you're to go up against an enemy, cripple them so that there's no chance for them to enact revenge ever. You seem to be doing fine in that department.
>>11600408
{Her and/or Angor rot I might do later if I have the time}
>>11600408
>Another one.
>>11600482
>I'm not, but only if he's willing to. I still gotta research him.
>>11600486
I can't
But when are you gonna play him bitch boi
>>11600455
>Kinnikuman Nisei is gonna be a fun ass read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwJvOm395E
>>11600539
EVENTUALLY I SWEAR!
>>11600513
Good luck, senpai. Never liked your other avas so maybe this one will be better.
>>11600146
https://youtu.be/UEgEAQ2J5wI
>>11600547
Enjoy it man, it'll be one wild ride.
>>11600513
>that
>a moth girl
I'm not buying it.
>>11600561
Who is it?
>>11600561
Who is he?
>>11600537
>Asking him now. I don't think his folder is very big though.
>Good taste too.
>>11600582
...It's too late for this shit.
>>11600561
Who were his others?
>>11600588
>>11600589
I'm just guessing it's the guy that plays bondrewd?
>>11600528
"Of course I'm a merchant. I'm a Kinsmer of Great House Hlaalu. Our specialties are trade, economics, diplomacy, and wiping out cities with a mostly official ledger. Even the worst s'wits on our payroll are a lucky sale away from being Jordan Belfort."
>>11600408
>Last one I swear!
>>11600591
>Thank you very much, and anything is better than what I have right now at least. If he can't do it then it's no biggie to me.
>You have good taste as well.
>>11600523
{Nah I have yet to play apocalypse, due to the fact that my 3ds broke}
{If anything I'm thinking about arr peeing as Nemissa from soul hackers}
>>11600547
{Tfw I forget this show existed
>>11600652
>Oh, alright then.
>>11600408
>>11600624
Try again.
>>11600674
>Pets
>>11600652
... Dedede?
>>11600645
>I try to have decent taste despite my love for the obscure at least
>Looks like it'll take a while though, not sure he's online right now.
>>11600404
>The wolf girl is actually etching a sapphire with arcane designs
>All around her desk, glowing crystals are littered.
"...I fucking hate enchanting."
>>11600631
Of course you're a merchant! How silly of me to think a man in armor would be anything but!
Jordan Belfort? Who may he be? Sounds like a business man to me!
>>11600683
M-mistook you for someone else sorry.
hi hello can i ask a question
what is the chance of already burnt wood burning again
>>11600445
Don't? But it's not THAT public.
>>11600447
What elements? Seeing it would be great, If you don't mind that is.
>>11600667
{Plus... Nanashi is worst grill}
>>11600691
{No}
>>11600711
My bad. For a moment I thought you were my daughter. Please excuse me for my sudden outburst.
>>11600723
>I'd give you the good ole stabby if I was peeved. So i'll excuse that.
>>11600710
>Not very high depending on how burnt the wood is.
>>11600692
>Okay no problem.
>Thanks for the offer at least.
>>11600408
>Fuck I forgot.
>>11600408
>>11600652
>Saturday morning cartoons were the shizz nitt.
>>11600710
The same as before it burned. Maybe even higher since it dried out from the heat. What do you think lump charcoal is made from?
>>11600683
>Blair purrs, nuzzling into the free pets.
>>11600750
>>11600761
but who is telling the truth and who is lying
>>11600534
>Nemissa
>Whoever you are, I fucking love you.
>>11600750
>Turns out he was. It'll probably take some time anyhow though, since his internet is slow as molasses
>>11600706
>Guard Man adjusts his Bonemold armor uncomfortably
"It's a dangerous job, sue me. The Belfort guy is from a different dimension. Semi-famous stockbroker known mostly for doing a lot of drugs and being very rich."
>>11600408
>haven't even started on working on any of my possible interesting 3D choices
>tempted to just stick to my shitty anime choices
Why am I such a weeb?
>>11600790
Stockbroker, you say. What's a stockbroker? It must not be good if he's required to take enhancers. Either that, or he's not good at his job. It must be a sad life to live.
>>11600748
{Try me son of man, I'll Megidolaon spam you to Oblivion}
>>11600757
{Did it finish or it was cancelled?}
{I don't remember that much of it}
>>11600774
{I love you too random son of man as well}
>>11600767
It depends on how burned we are talking. The question asked was also very vague. Was the fire put out with water? Did it just die out? Is most of the wood instact? Is it burned down into small coals that died out? Did he put out an accidental fire, and is afraid it might take again?
>>11600746
No, no it's fine! There is no need to apologise, it happens to all of us.
>>11600694
>He gets closer to the wolf girl just to notice she wasn't slacking off
O-Oh, you are enchanting? Maybe I could help with that.
>>11600711
L-Let's see... Maybe I can do something basic like a bit of water.
>He stands in front of some plant and prepares to do the elemental magic, this was a very basic magic so he didn't needed to close his eyes. With just three seconds he makes a bit of water out of nowhere and makes it go down the plant.
>>11600810
Because nobody here talks to 3D avas and you'll only get responses if you use anime or anime-like avas
>>11600836
"...A human mage?"
>Her eyes widen, and she's instantly alert.
"You'd be able to help a LOT, I'd be able to save crystals, and this wouldn't take so long..."
>>11600858
>implying I ever get responses anyway that aren't just vapid circlejerk shit
You ever take a shit so large that it scrapes against the bottom of your balls, and pushes your balls under your urethra, and the force of shitting causes you to not only shit on your own balls but piss on your own balls at the same time? Or is that just me
>>11600858
So which 3D character would you play, anonymous?
>>11600818
"Stockbrokers. They sell and buy portions of businesses based on estimated market value. Effectively it's extremely high stakes gambling with a small chance to destroy the national economy"
>>11600890
I wouldn't play one. I only play anime and only talk to 2D avas. And none of that cringey cartoon shit either. Someone's gonna call this bait but I'm being serious
>>11600867
Then tell me what kind of enchanting you are trying to do, maybe I can give you a little help with that.
>>11600836
That. That is perfect! It is small, but even now it is a very useful quirk!
>>11600887
This is worrying son of man.
{No, ever taken one that is as long and thick as you're forearms?
}
>>11600822
>Wouldn't know for sure, to be frank. I assumed it finished?
>My memory isn't quite sharp either.
>>11600923
"I'm trying to make a Perfect Mana Gem."
>She holds up the Sapphire, partly covered in arcane etchings.
"So that I can access mana without having to use these."
>She sets the sapphire down, and grabs one of the glowing quartz-like crystals, holding it up.
"These break after just one use, and I kinda need the magic to stay out of a coma right now."
>>11600934
Why would you want to play this character
>Only thing we know about her is that she acts like a holy angel and has vine powers
>Beat Kaminari in one move
>Got beat by Iida in one move
>Got knocked out during the entire forest lodge arc
>We haven't seen her since
>She hasn't spoken a line since the tournament arc
>She had like 10 lines maximum, all of which were short and not very character defining
At least pick a decent fun character to pick up as an OC like Juuzo or Awase not this boring-ass Virgin Mary bitch
>>11600934
I-I can also make the plant grow, but that could take longer and more mana.
>>11600946
{Ahhh.. alright, if anything I'm sure Manga see or some anime streaming site would have it.}
>>11600901
That sounds like it would be convoluted. I'm sure fighting would ensure when the original owners get mad about how their business is going...
>Otto rubs his eyes and yawns
Well, it was nice doing business with you! I may not understand anything about your world, but it was fun hearing you speak jibberish.
>Otto extends his hand out towards the armored merchant
Thanks to you I don't have to have that oil weighing down on my shoulders. I hope to do business with you someday soon!
>>11600975
>Simply put, I liked the character and I enjoy side characters. Not every entry needs to be a lead attraction or anything close.
>>11600826
ah i got you, let me answer your question
no
i put it outside once i saw it burning (the wood in question was a woodmen basket placed close to a fireplace)
yes
no
no
>>11601030
You liked the character's three seconds of screentime and cliche personality or you liked that she's a cute anime girl from a popular circlejerk that'll get you (You)s? Because one is much more likely than the other
>>11601076
>Popular Circlejerk
>Barely interact
I agree with you on all points but that. Do you know what a circlejerk is, anon?
>>11600969
A perfect mana gem? That makes it a bit boring because it makes it perfect and doesn't help you get better. But...
>He goes away fom 10 minutes and comes back with a gem on his hand. He gives her the gem to the fox girl.
Here, this isn't a perfect naba gen but... I think this could be better than the thing you already have. it's a powerful mana gem that I received on my birthday, I don't want to use it because it ruins the fun of practicing magic.
>>11600975
>the deku hardly plays deku
Man this is what makes this hurt even more.
Man I swear on me mum that if I had him I'd be fighting all of you right now. I'd be making a notebook and checking it twice, I'd have all of you down pat and fucking smashed right to shit. I 100% swear.
>>11601109
"I... figures you humans wouldn't understand the importance. I can't just make mana inside myself or pull it from the ground. It has to be drawn into these crystals before I can use it, or it corrupts my body and I die."
ngw
>>11601133
>I'm having too much fun with Starfire
>I'll get back to him when I burn myself out.
>>11601076
The former actually. But I will stop playing her to appease your autism.
>>11601133
If I had Deku I'd fuck Uraraka.
>>11601133
The Deku hardly plays period, seems to ignore slides where he gets an event with RPing tribute with him
>>11601076
God I hope someone just fucking decks my ass if I ever exhibit this kind of behavior.
>>11601161
I-I can't think of things to say half the time. I'm sooorrryyyy
>>11601148
That's cool, man, that's cool, play who you want, but if we don't fight at least once I'm gonna come to your house and smash you for real.
>>11601160
Same desu.
I dunno man, I'm pretty crappy at RP fights. But I'll try, just for you.
>>11601069
Pour water over the charred wood to ensure no smoldering embers catch again.
>>11601076
>Circlejerk
Let's see here...
>Deku barely uses Deku anymore.
>Uraraka was used by Karen, and it's a dead ava at this point
>Tenya is used by Kamina
>Most other characters were dropped after a week or two
Do we still even have any hero kids that are actively played anymore?
>>11601222
>>11601186
>Forgot to link
Th-Thanks me
I sense a great power welling from this world.
>the grim figure lets his face slide into a maniacal grin before reverting to dull disinterested scowl
Would anyone be happen to be hoarding magical artifacts capable of holding a badly patchworked soul together for an extended period of time?
>>11601222
>run
>punch
I'm sure we'll figure something out when it comes time to cross that bridge.
who do you wanna to fight
no fun allowed fags need not apply
>>11601144
Oh, right... I heard that animals don't go very well with mana. Well, I also brought this.
>He also had a book about basic and advance stuff about mana.
I don't want to try enchanting your crystalks in case my mana corrupts you or something, so you can read this book and learn how to make better mana gems.
>>11601147
Oh, I forgot about this. I'll only host if Ibara stays and gives me a kissu on the cheek and after I get myself some food.
>>11601227
My nigga tape-kun
>>11601248
My own bitterness.
>>11601244
I'll make sure to deck you real good, anon. I'll Texas smash your face super good, SUPER GOOD
>>11601248
Deku.
we on that backyardigan shit nigga
>>11601248
*rp fight
>>11601249
"I already know how to make the perfect one, and unless something fucks up, which... isn't looking likely so far, I'll have it in about a week and a half, and never have to worry about it again."
>She takes the books anyways.
"Thanks though."
>>11601248
Myself.
I'd deck myself in the face tb.h
>>11601248
anyone that wants to fight me
i'll kick your ass. i'll kick your son's ass. i'll kick your father's ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass. name the price and i'll do it
>>11601260
>Reaches over whoever said this
>>11601240
>The baby Metroid looks confusingly at the dark lord of blood constructs, and just floats up to Jedah, churring and weaving about in the air.
>>11601276
This book has some stuff that three of ten magic users know, it might be helpful
>>11601248
Off my own jadedness so I can do that stuff again.
>>11601253
host anyways
>>11601240
>Dr. Jackal reciprocates a smirk, adorning mild interest in the stranger before him
If I were to happen to have the magical relic you're looking for - what would happen then, stranger?
>>11601248
"Garou."
>>11601308
>The edgiest edgelord shrugs at the babby blob
Unworthy of relief.
>>11601352
Your final salvation.
>>11601227
I-I've just been giving my man Dad-kun some love. I'll move Iiya's folder to my phone tomorrow and start him up again.
>>11601389
your dad is dead, junko.
tomboys with big tiddies
>>11601366
Garou's on vacation and he'll be back probably never idk you should switch targets
>>11601382
>Edgiest edgelord
so is this Baron or Guts? Either way kys!
>>11601325
"Three of ten, huh?"
>She flips through it, pretending she can read a damn word.
"Interesting, I'll check it out after I've got the gem done."
>And back to work she goes, comparing her design to the piece of paper next to her, making sure it's perfect.
>>11601426
same, souda.
>>11601426
My man
>>11601382
>THE BABY is now sad...
we should rename this place to just hunger cause there sure ain't any fucking games here
>>11601400
>>11601486
We should just make an RP forum that isn't called /hga/.
>>11601448
Oh, I think I forgot to ask your name, right? What's your name?
>>11601486
Then host one, oh wait! You won't.
>>11601486
Wow, it's almost like more people need to stop freeloading........................huh.........
>Freeloading
>On a free, public, anonymous Internet forum
I don't think you know what that word means, try again
>>11601528
"Natani. What's yours?"
>>11601486
>Keked
>Sorry, Im too tired to host and to be blunt I dont enjoy it any longer.
>>11601559
>freeloading
>Kamina says
k
>>11601589
Shut the fuck up Baron nobody wants your edgy circlejerking ass here anyway
>>11601578
Shota, shota magatsuchi. Nice to meet you.
>>11601479
>[Edginess Intensifies]
>[Poor Dialog Intensifies]
>[Awful Soundtrack At Critical Levels]
Wait peacefully for your journey to death.
>>11601602
I like Baron
>>11601610
You probably also like cock in your ass, faggot
>>11601589
Shut the fuck up Baron nobody wants your edgy circlejerking ass here anyway
>>11601610
You probably also like cock in your ass, faggot
>>11601625
Baron is ok
>>11601609
...
>Churrs sadly
>>11601639
>>11601609
>>11601596
>freeloading
>The host with the most says
Yes. I know not being a leech might be difficult for you, but I'm sure you can get it done.
So, uhhh...where's the games n'stuff? I'm really, really, REEEEEALLY BORED!
>>11601639
>>11601644
>churns bloodily
Your sorrows will be brought to an end at the hour of final salvation.
>>11601606
"You too. Say, if you know any spells that could heal the soul, let me know, because that's kinda why I'm burning through my crystals so quick, soul is all fractured."
>>11601679
>pets your ears
Soon, goat. Soon.
>>11601679
>holds you at gunpoint
SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE REAL ASGORE WOULD SAY
>>11601644
>Infects.
I'm going to take a shower, nobody host.
>>11601625
>>11601602
So what brought out the edgy anons today?
>>11601679
I think it's a very late hour for one, but I hope soon.
>>11601690
Oh... that's not the kind of magic I learn, maybe if you find a white mage, or healer, or whatever they call them now.
>>11601644
I want to stick my dick in this
>>11601754
>Edgelord talking about edge
Shut the fuck up Baron nobody wants your edgy circlejerking ass here
>>11601697
Oh. Okay! Thanks, hum-!
>>11601708
>A gun suddenly gets shoved into Smolgore's face. He recoils at the cold steel before looking at it curiously. He doesn't seem afraid of it, just of the human holding it.
Uhhh...did'ja get that from Bratty n'Catty? Alphy told me they were tryin'ta sell it! ...Whatever it is. D'ya know what it is, human? I could tell 'em!
>>11601755
Yeah, it is kinda late. But we got hope! N'if we hope enough, we'll get a game! Right?
>>11601754
Shut the fuck up Baron nobody wants your edgy circlejerking ass here anyway
>>11601729
Okay anon no problem!
Gimme some people for a quick game please!
>>11601785
Bored Sage
>>11601785
Johnny
>>11601785
Yew Geneolgia
>>11601785
Dusty
>>11601785
Metal Sonic
>>11601785
Shota
>>11601785
Noroi
>>11601785
Sleepy Smolgore
>>11601785
Inkling
>All according to keikaku
>>11601785
Shikyoh
>>11601785
FYXE
>>11601785
Starfire
>>11601785
Squigly Buns
>>11601785
Akane Kowata
>>11601785
Trevor Belmont
>>11601785
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11601785
Araragi Karen
>>11601785
Ezreal
>>11601785
Diet Ink Boss
>>11601785
Eliza
>>11601755
"Right, that makes sense."
>She gets back to work, not really saying much else.
>>11601785
Agrias Oaks
>>11601785
70 NIGGA?
>>11601785
Roxas
>>11601785
Kanzaki
>>11601785
Hakuno Kishinami
>>11601785
Jayce the Gunslinger
>>11601785
Simon Belmont
>>11601785
Shadman Killer Winslow
>>11601785
Rei Ryghts
>>11601851
If that's all I can help you with, then i'm going to bed. Hopefully avoiding dumb demons on my way... Goodnight.
>>11601785
REALLY late Beowulf
...Yeah I know I wont get in it's whatever
>>11601785
Uiharu Kazari
>>11601874
N-NO! GO AWAY.
>>11601874
No Thanks
i had a big lunch.
The Ref
>>11601874
Too tired...
>>11601874
I only do it with Nii... Wait, what was the question?
>>11601874
I am afraid I do not know the language that you speake. Might I suggest you try elsewhere?
>>11601877
>>11601891
u 2
wan sum fuck?
>>11601897
>>11601899
>>11601907
>>11601913
>>11601916
dam u missin out
>>11601785
Cormano
3 more for 36 pls
>>11601874
I am afraid I do not understand the question, what is this "fuk"?
>>11601785
Gang Ryong
>>11601724
>The once green glow of the infant metroid turns to an electrically charged black shell. Taking in dark energy causes it to grow a little bit in size, and it even grows an extra set of fangs!
>It churrs a few times, unwitting to what was bestowed upon it...
>>11601763
>The Metroid simply latches onto the anon's chest and starts draining his life energy.
>>11601785
THE BABY
>>11601923
Yes.
>>11601926
Goddess Ilias
>>11601926
Sigmario
>>11601248
everyone IRL
>>11601926
Loli w/ a Gun
>>11601926
Nobu's butt
>>11601785
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11601935
>
>>11601950
nice
>>11601945
lol try me bitch
>>11601929
>Injects.
Virgins:
>>11601802
>>11601810
>>11601813
>>11601817
>>11601818
>>11601822
>>11601827
>>11601838
>>11601844
>>11601846
>>11601848
>>11601853
>>11601858
>>11601867
>>11601868
>>11601876
>>11601891
>>11601893
Sluts:
>>11601800
>>11601801
>>11601803
>>11601828
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>>11601833
>>11601839
>>11601845
>>11601850
>>11601854
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>>11601995
Huh? What's a "virgin"?
>>11602002
arent you dead?
>>11602002
Someone who hasn't had their crotch rubbed bynsomeone else, Asriel. Want me to do that for you?
>>11601995
Was that really necessary? ...And is it really that obvious?
>>11601995
Is Kosaku a cuck for raising another mans son?
Now, don't get mad. I know it's the year 2007+10, but I had to assume a few genders here and there.
Check for mistakes and swaps if you want.
>>11601995
I-I didn't wanted to know that.
>>11601995
Team "slut" looks way cooler if you ask me
>>11601995
...My sex drive is lesser than that... non-existent maybe.
>>11601995
Making such assumptions about people you do not know, is not very nice, anonymous.
>>11602028
It looks most wonderful.
We shall begin whenever you are feeling the readiness.
>>11602028
Let's do this!
>>11602010
No? I'm not dead, human! Look at me!
>>11602018
Who the heck is Asriel? N', uhhh...Tori told me if someone does that'ta tell the teacher or someone I trust...
>>11602047
Don't lie bitch you blow cock for cheap to feel validated
>>11602028
(Alright Yew... Get out there and give em gravy!)
>>11601995
It is of no concern to you whether or not I am a virgin!
>tfw you get drunk enough to confuse someone with someone else
>>11602074
So in other words you are, moving on
>>11602028
Embarrassment is all but ensured for me.
>>11602060
...You're right about validation. Though, i'd probably do something else to seek it.
>>11602098
Mhm sure meet me behind the arena tonight I've got a full wallet
>>11602026
no he's smart
nigga can raise a kid to fetch hands for him to fuck
Looks like we're good to go! May the odds be in your favor!
>>11601995
I already told you I ain't no Virgin!
>>11602028
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11602028
READY!
>>11602028
"Let's go."
>>11602031
"Well shit, looks like learning to make pizza doesn't make me cool yet."
>Roxas shrugs, looking at the battlefield.
>>11602113
>[RP goes here]
>>11602113
>The goat is very, very out of place, and he knows this.
Uhhh...bye!
>Smolgore...ran...away...
>>11602113
Listen. I don't much like any of you bastards, and none of you like me. But that doesn't mean we can't all just walk away from each other in one piece.
Why no Back to the Future avas?
>>11602113
>Wait two hours and this happens
>Thanks for the game, Star. I'm off to pass out now. Night, HG.
>>11602143
Noone cares about your shitty reddit flick
>>11602113
"If we can't adapt, we can't win."
>Roxas rolls down the hill onto the battlefield on his skateboard, kicking it up and putting it between his backpack and robe as he reaches the bottom.
"So let's get going."
>>11602143
Mharti you e gotta lick my balls Mharti
>>11601926
>Didn't notice THE BABY
>screes
>>11602152
fuck off bolin
>>11602143
Fuck off redditor. Go CJ about le ebin pickle XD
>>11602132
Making pizza is nice but anybody can do that. If you wanna be cool you must do something greater than that! Like making pizza and delivering it at 4 a.m wit-
Wait what? You make Pizza?
>>11602113
I have the ability to protect myself...although I would very much appreciate the gesture, it is very thoughtful, but you do not need to do it if you do not wish too.
>>11602145
>Yeah no problem.
For those who died in the BB: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>*Inhales deeply*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
For hose who survived, Good Job!
Now let the real games begin!
>>11602179
>Although I would very much appreciate the gesture
That's suppose to be, "Although I do very much appreciate the gesture."
Goddang it me.
>>11602182
>The goatchild does this...somehow.
...So what do I do with this thingy now?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIcDFlFpkD8
>doing this meme again
>>11601818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
>>11601822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQzOc8qe_Po
>>11601891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2InuXV2kuU
>>11601845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZOcIBjablY
>>11601853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KaMVtLGva8&t=99s
>>11602196
>hugs the gote
>>11602204
...Huh? What? What is this music, human? Sounds kinda...weird.
>>11602178
"I can delivery at 4 AM if I wanted. And yes, I made some, it's in the fridge if you want it when we get back."
>>11602182
>As it turns out, "pretending" to not care is a good way to pick up hot female henchmen that are used to men falling at their feet.
>Roxas gets his info and leaves the girl behind, like a real secret agent.
Status Update! 8 tributes dead so far!
>>11602113
>>11602179
>Chief Gang's face puckers up in fear as he resonates to a time he had to protect an old monk,
Just for the acknowledgement of our safety and well-being, you don't have bad ties with anyone do y--
Oh, oh really? Thanks! That means a lot to me if you're fine with that.
>>11602215
>The goat suddenly gets hugged. He squeaks.
O-Oh! Thank you, human, hahah! You're really warm n'stuff!
>>11602182
You mean you didn't bring me a harem of 26 hot, willing ladies? You're worthless to me!
Unless you wanna do it with m-no okay you're dead.
>>11602204
heck no, dawg.
>>11602204
>tfw didn't get one this time
Aw man
>>11602237
I really wanna stay n'watch, but I really gotta sleep. Nighty night, host! Nighty night, guys!
>>11602182
Yes, yes I am serious, why the hell would I lie about a fucking demonic invasion? Give me some credit, man.
WE FOUND THE ICE, MY BITCHES
>>11602259
>junps into bed with you
If you're still alive, good job almost surviving Day 1!
Try and get some sleep okay?
>>11602259
Goodnight!
>>11602251
>who are you
>>11602245
>The Tamaranean nods, she was quite capable and could probably do more than one would expect of someone with her stature.
I am being most honest. The very last thing I need is protection, I can provide it myself.
Do not worry about me, this is an arena of death after all, it is an all for one no holds bar battle, is it not?
>>11602234
Yeah sure. Back to silently fight for now though.
>>11602182
WELCOME TO THE WULFPACK
>>11602204
GLORIOUS!
>>11602282
YO. You shooting on me bro?
>>11602282
"Thanks."
>Roxas hands over some Munny to the man, after getting his info.
>>11602312
"Right."
>Roxas leaves the small bar they met in, and for now at least, the pair become enemies.
>>11601995
Well, you know, if I TRIED I'd lose it pretty quickly. I probably don't even need to try; if I weren't so occupied with tomb raiding it'd probably have happened already. So yeah. No need to be ashamed. Ha. Haha.
>>11602113
>>11602153
>Ezreal slams his book shut (titled "10 Easy Steps to Become a Successful Spy) and tosses it over his shoulder, agreeing with Roxas's views.
Truer words have never been spoken. Besides, I feel like I'd be a natural at spy work. I already know how to infiltrate, adding a touch of espionage and intrigue shouldn't be too hard.
>Ezreal follows after Roxas, sliding down the hill that overlooks the city. What city? Ezreal had no idea. He was just dumped inside the arena and told to act as a spy.
You ever do anything like this? It's certainly unique, even for all the other weird arenas they've got going on here.
>>11602182
>Ezreal hands in his resume to his two employers.
>"I am Ezreal, known as the Prodigal Explorer. During my time as an explorer, I believe I have gained a varied set of skills that are relevant to the spy world. Infiltration, theft, navigation of booby-traps..."
>The resume goes on and on about Ezreal's exploits as an adventurer and how he believes those skills can be transferred to the work of a spy, as well as his previous experiences and etc.
So...have I scored that interview?
Okay okay I'll actually read the slides....
Beo and Roxas looking like a pretty good Tag Team, anybody got a good idea for a team name?
Never turn your back on a foe unless you know they're dead, this is basic stuff people!
Ezreal is a pretty dangerous guy, I'd keep an eye on him too if I could.
>>11602350
"Figures we'd meet again."
>Roxas stands back to back with the wrestler, keyblades in both hands, facing off against the ring of thugs.
"Ready?"
>this douchebag walks into the thread and slaps your gf's ass, wyd?
>>11602350
FANGS AND KEYS!
I like the ring of that. I'm the fangs of course.
>>11602350
You mean you idiots can't handle an actor and a guy who has a big key for a weapon?
Well you better bring back some babes or I'll have you guys executed too.
>>11602282
Suffice to say it, but he's not an actual wolf. I don't know what possessed anybody to believe something as asinine as that.
>>11602374
THE WULFPACK!
BLONDE AND BOLD!
Come on, I'm trying to think of our brand, can't this match wait?
Oh darnit! They keep finding the bom-! Uhmm...I mean, w-who keeps planting all those bombs in the rooms...
>*whistes innocently*
And DAMN!!!! Fyxe is pretty kinky....
>>11602282
>The bomb is a stereotypical round black bomb with a lit fuse that you'd typically see within a cartoon. With great haste Ezreal searches for a place to dump the bomb - the fridge, the bathtub, the shower...all of those he quickly changes his mind about.
>He's able to discern the best location to dispose of the bomb after he feels a gust of wind brush against him. He looks over at his window to see it already opened, and throws it down to city streets below. The bomb detonates mid-fall, preventing any civilian casualties and causing minor property damage.
This is something I'll have to become accustomed to, isn't it? Eh. Easy enough.
>>11602350
>Ezreal is completely unaware that he is being tailed.
>because I can't think of anything else
>>11602399
>Having already dealt with a bomb just a night prior, Ezreal quickly eliminates the threat of the bomb by chucking it out of the window again.
Twice in 24 hours? Somebody really wants me dead.
>>11602397
"They're trying to kill us. We can come up with a name after we win."
>>11602399
"This isn't personal, I want you to know."
>He applies another cast of Thunder, callously watching the lightning arc through her.
>>11602399
I always end up in situations like that, somehow...
>>11602431
Are you litterally telling me "nothing personal kid"
I knew you were edgy but this is OUCH!
H-Hey that hurts you know!
I know my tail is waving, but it's because I'm suffering! Totally
Someone make a new thread pls
>Hosto
>>11602446
"At this point it's ironic."
>He zaps her again, upping the power to a Thundra
"Or I'm in the rebellion phase eternally, given that Sora was the sweetest kid in the world and I kinda hate that innocence."
-Roxas
>>11602282
I tend to make use of my good nature, despite situation at hand - I'm sure what your saying holds a kernel of truth, I believe that you're far from capable considering where we are now.
>CHIEF GANG GOSU