HG
HUNGER GAMES
STILL PREPARE TO DIE EDITION.
>>11546300
"Go that way if you want to find fire. I've got my own."
>Roxas' Keyblades dance with flames, ready to cast Fire, or maybe Fira.
>>11546354
"The Lord of Cinders... maybe he can teach me Firaza."
>Roxas enters the tomb, only to find it empty.
"...Well shit, this was a waste of a trip."
Anyone wanna see my dick?
>>11546349 (anon)
I don't reject people... But there's a difference with asking nicely to snuggle and going full creep about it.
They don't even want snuggles in fact.
>>11546300
Backflips are too much fun though...ah well, guess I'm out. I needed to head out when I bit it anyways, but I'll be seeing you all around! Thanks for the fun, muscleman!
>She saunters away, hardly discouraged by the defeat, doing a couple cartwheels on the way out.
>I won't be as dead I swear (I hope)
>>11546319
You were really hungry, huh Anonymous? I get hungry too but I think if I ate that much I think I'd get fat...
>>11546338
Thank you! W-Was the watermelon any good? I haven't tried any yet.
>>11546354
X'hal bless the sun! It is so wonderful! It feels as though I have not seen it in eons!
>>11546354
A misleading name for a spell. I was hoping it'd take me someplace where everything made sense again. Oh well, guess I'm stuck with these idiots for a while yet.
>>11546377
Sure thing.
>Simon digs through his pockets and pulls out a microscope
Go on then, whip it out.
>>11546354
Doubt I can handle an actual dragon, not yet.. I'd check to see, but I don't think I'd be able to back out after getting in close. I'd rather just avoid it..
A man that can walk within the Abyss? Fairy tails.
Robo got the rust.
AMERICA kills poor kawaii girl.
>>11546383
okay
what about the people that want you to talk to roxas
>>11546416
Just don't be fucking retarded and everything will be alright.
>>11546394
>cuts off half and hands it to her
A bit too juicy for my tastes, but it's fine.
>>11546416
You are a robot, are you not? You shall be most fine, I believe in you, truly. After all, machines such as yourself do not need to breath.
>>11546377
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDwidUiPNf
>>11546416
"Thanks for the help. Never did like long falls."
>Roxas recalls the time he thought he fell off the Clock Tower in Twilight Town.
>>11546354
I meant to do that.
>>11546416
But I don't waaaanna hurt it. Just look at how it moves! Look at those lights! It's BEAUTIFUL! What'd it ever do to uh, huh?
>>11546416
As much as I would rather avoid this system of ladders completely... It seems there is no alternative. We will just have to be cautious.
>>11546354
>Zer0 jobs to a decidedly less-skilled swordsman; one who decides to quite literally whiteknight the woman the assassin was fighting against as he went in for the killing blow. As such, the assassin respawns outside the Arena justifiably peeved: "#$@%!".
Have you no honor?
You should have let me kill her.
Watch your back next time.
Joker with a killing strike! But on who?
Kirito with one of the coolest weapons in all of Lordran
>>11546457
suck wee-wee.
>>11546394
>punches tum
>>11546354
Much like the rest of this world.. nothing but rubbish unworthy to be stomped on.
>>11546416
*Awhile the rest gather the ladders, Alarak sits back on a makeshift throne he created*
Work faster slaves, there are weaklings to slaughter.
>tfw want to pick a character back up but there's someone who would try to cj with me nonstop and make everything awkward
It hurts
>>11546457
I play this ava
To give myself an excuse
To type like a douche
>>11546195
You got it all wrong kid, if you wanna do anything in life you need someone watching your back. Unfortunately I just chose some snot-nosed brat.
If I could grow eyes in the back of my head, I could. Until then, I'm willing to use any extra manpower I can get.
>>11546429
"The people"
Heh. You don't have to be a genius to realize it's just one guy... probably paid by some dating agency.
I'm cool with Roxas, we shared ice cream and all. But that's it for now, no need to force anything, the guy can't even laughs at my jokes anyway.
>>11546472
>Unsheathes katana
>Slices Ruck sack into 666 pieces while his back his turned while also correcting the spelling error in the event
Psh... Nothing personal kid doo.
>>11546472
"Two on one with flashy spells... I need to get stronger."
>Roxas respawns, storming off to the gym again.
>>11546478
No you.
>>11546494
Wrong.
A thankful night of peace, highlighted by a Moonlight Butterfly battle.
>>11546527
don't tell me what to, hoe.
>>11546472
Damn it. SHit. Cunt. FUCK.
>Matt curses with each hit, he runs out after a while...
>>11546472
Do not worry Friends, we shall be most vic--
>Gets headshot and dies instantly.
>>11546531
How the heck did I end up in this rubbish?
>>11546531
>Simon proceeds to not give a fuck about any of this and elects to study up on his Japanese instead.
>>11546432
>Madoka bites into the watermelon slice and begins eating some of it
It's really delicious! But if I had to pick a fruit I think strawberries would be my favorite. What about y-
>>11546480
>gets punched the the stomach
>drops the watermelon and falls to the ground clutching her stomach in pain while trying to hold back tears
>>11546537
Except I just did.
It is now you who must suck.
You've got a headstart.
>>11546545
Good.
>>11546481
A gift for the highlord.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/e2m44g9kyh9hfrv/Alarak.zip?dl=0
>>11546472
I should subject you to tortures beyond you can comprehend..
>>11546531
*Deadly charge, destruction wave. More then enough to slay these excuses of demons*
The feeling of crushing the weak under my heel.
And another day of Peace. Jolly Cooperations for all!
>>11546582
that's gay, bro.
stop it.
5/7/5
>>11546595
It's gay in one way.
The pun went over your head,
just as expected.
>>11546594
Couldn't quite godmod your way out of that, eh? Lucky for you that I was here to help.
>>11546616
are you insulting my height? I'll kill you, bitch.
AND BEFORE I COULD CURSE HIM CLAMS GOT HIM. FREAKIN' CLAMS
https://youtu.be/YqrGoTFWKP4?t=72
WATCH OUT FOR MEME FROG HE GOT FIRE.
PHIL IS A FUCKING BEAST HOLY SHIT.
haikus are easy
just spam down some words and hope
they're 575
>>11546587
How thoughtful. I shall ensure you are rewarded. If you can slay a few unworthy vermin under my name.
{There was an Alarak before I decided to use him?}
>>11546594
Help yourself Terran these are my prey. Kill any of them, I'll shall ensure you join worthless foes
>>11546632
Try it.
>>11546637
That may be true, but
the result may not flow well.
You have to plan it.
>>11546635
Let's do the Crazy Frog!
>Roasts them to a crisp
>>11546657
*shoots*
>>11546635
This is about me being Baron isn't it?
>>11546646
Yeah they told me to give you that.
>>11546664
>Zer0 gets hit, but it only takes away a sliver of health.
Nice try.
>He skewers his blade through your chest.
Karl will save us from Chads.
It would be the Russian using the Giant Dad meme in 2017...
Congrats, three of you died for an item more worthless than dung pies.
>>11546687
what do you think about junko's erp
>>11546687
No, I was on base. You can't hurt me while I'm on base.
>>11546699
Well, what do you know? All you have to do is put some tripe anime blu-rays and some manga out in the open, and weebs will hover over it like flies on shite.
Huh. I think I put the Firestorm event in wrong. Sorry Frog dude, you killed yourself.
>>11546635
Such a sight reminds me of the Terrazine void.
>>11546699
*Alarak uses deadly charge, but miscalculated the pitfall*
How unfortunate...
*The highlord falls into the abyss*
>>11546679
{Thanks there friendo, tell him I said thanks}
>>11546706
>She let me cum inside, 10/10 greatest ERP evar.
>>11546707
>Zer0 realizes that the Anon is on a base and sighs in annoyance.
Dammit.
>He crosses his arms and leans against a nearby tree, nonchalantly breaking the rules of the game by camping the base.
>>11546699
Ah yes. Rubbish. I need this in my life.
>picks up the rubbish
>spontaneously dies
>>11546765
*shoots you while on base*
*you die*
*none of your decepti0n bullshit happens*
>anda
Added to the complaint pile.
>>11546699
>>11546767
Pfft, and you've been dying like this for how long exactly, dad?
>askes
um
>letting me die in the bloodbath again
>letting that redheaded thot keep her place above me on the anon tourney
um
>>11546813
Shut up rude cunt
>>11546813
>>11546789
Just so you know I have absolutely no experience in combat so just try and do your best to fight back, 'lright?
>>11546784
>The assassin just respawns at a New-U Station located nearby because lol Hyperion.
That's breaking the rules.
You cannot shoot while on base.
You are a cheater.
>>11546813
Already on the fix list. Just didn't get time between last game and this game.
>Someone legit wants to ship with me
um
>>11546789
What a homoerotic scene. Move forward a bit or I'll cut you in half so fast, you won't even be able to call me edgy.
>>11546853
And sweet, sweet death finally claims me.
>>11546851
The only thing I am is tight as fuck.
*runs away*
>>11546841
Shut up rude cunt
>>11546802
Hush your impudent words. You know as well as I by now of the arbitrary deaths the arena likes to deal out.
>>11546864
"I know this feeling, I want it to end."
>Roxas is running around the track at top speeds, realizing he's not nearly fast enough to try and match Garou as he is.
>>11546870
LMAO, no.
Like hell you are tight at all,
you fucking gayboy.
>>11546887
>LUH MAO, no
bro
>>11546891
Ell Em Ayy Oh No
>>11546869
No need to get worked up, I'm not interested in knobs anyways so who can ditch that whole gay ideology.
>>11546897
Nobody says l-m-a-o
>>11546887
n-not in that way, wee-wee licker.
>>11546841
Gonna be ahead by more than just one point now, loser.
>>11546891
El-em-ay-oh-no
Quiet before the storm.
>>11546902
Whatever you say.
>>11546915
nice haiku
>>11546873
I know it sucks, that's why you should come with me and Jeanne and chill watching silly movies sometime, dad. There's more to live than to get your ass kicked here.
>>11546802
Would you look at that! The 3rd person I wanted to see the most here....
It's such a shame you cut your hair again and didn't trade that armor already, but want can you do...
>The singing voice came from the sky, carried over by the lecherous blue demon. She was happily floating above Mordred's head.
How is it going?
>>11546906
How utterly disgusting. Get out of my sight, you wretched thing!
>>11546899
Perfect. I'll just be reading up on Kabuki then since I'm stuck here for the next hour or so.
>>11546915
nice haiku, gaylord.
fight me.
Yuno
Vert
Izaya
Karen
Okabe
Kuga
Asgore
Fyxe
Shion
Squid
Ahri
Sunset
Star
Blake
>>11546922
This is you right?
https://orig00.deviantart.net/9608/f/2017/206/c/5/mordred_2_by_koyorin-dbhp766.jpg
Kirito with the clean up!
I made a two player event a one player event. I'm not very good at this...
>>11546950
Why about them?
>>11546950
begone THOTS
>>11546950
The thots of HG?
>>11546950
Is this the list of shitpost targets?
What is a thot?
>a odd
um
>>11546922
There's clear truth in your words.
However, I see little point in spending my time watching movies either. It is more productive to make sure my abilities are honed in the case that they are needed.
>>11546903
No matter how many points you get, you'll still be a little faggot that nobody wants to RP with. Die.
>>11546926
Wha? Who? Where is that voice coming fro-
>Mordred notices the semen demon lowering herself to ground level, taking just a step back.
Gimme a break boss. People couldn't stop staring at me with my hair that long. I think even one of them called me "pretty" and that gave me the creeps!
>>11546953
That's a picture of me. What about it?
>>11546984
A word that kissless virgins use
>>11546987
Nyaaa?
>>11546920
>>11546941
You're grasping at straws.
I don't always speak in them.
Short phrases work, too.
>>11546942
>I do, but I also don't say it in real life because that would be fucking dumb.
>>11546950
>Yo, wassup.
>>11546993
Just giving you a picture if you didn't have it.
>>11546984
That ho over there
T h o t
thot
or you know, a slut
>>11547008
"I always speak in haikus except for when it's too hard for my peabrain to figure out"
>>11546985
That one isn't even my fault, I copy pasted it from Gravelord games, but still thanks for pointing it out, no one noticed it until now.
>>11547008
eat wee-wee, gayboi.
>>11546989
>Sh-Shit...
>>11546987
>Roxas leaps at the clone without even thinking, destroying it.
"...Was that a Heartless?"
>>11547018
If that's what you think,
then whatever floats your boat.
You could not do it.
>>11547026
No you.
>>11546989
>No matter how many points you get, you'll still be a little faggot that nobody wants to RP with. Die.
>Kamina is saying this
pottery.
>>11547062
It's not that hard to just write a sentence and press enter wherever it happens to make a haiku.
Looks like Karl was just waiting for him to let his guard down.
Good idea Crendor, never trust spider people.
Post what you are listening to HG
>>11547067
It's satire. I see the irony in me, the most dried up well when it comes to RP and being RP'd with, saying this.
>>11546993
Tcchh... Tchh... Come on Mordy, it's only creepy if they're ugly waste of space... like.... 90% of males that dwell here, I'll give you that, but I'm sure you caught the attention of some worthy male.
>She gets on the floor.
Anyway, like it or not but I'll need you to deal with a few more creeps for me.
Remember when I said we'd go on a beach trip?
Honey i'm home
>>11547046
>>Trying to get me to rp
>>11546988
Hey, pinnacle of swordsmanship, remember? Assuming you still have some room for improvement, that doesn't mean you can't spare a ew hours away from being someone's shield.
>>11547011
>I do have it, but thanks anyway.
>>11547073
As I said before,
you must also make it flow
and carry RP.
>>11547087
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDcWhhC7Jaw
>R.I.P. Oderus and Flattus
>>11547087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pP-0GAldNI
>>11547087
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MjfpZI0yhP0
>>11547133
>Up your ass with Mobil Gas.
>>11547096
>90% of males here
It's true, though. Females too. I can't stand 3D women anymore.
2D is superior in every single way, god damn it.
Why are we so ugly.
>>11547087
https://youtu.be/H8w_Q57RQJc
>>11547100
Hey bitch. Did you make my favorite dinner?
>>11547087
https://youtu.be/eIo4AvtvSxc
>>11547101
>pets the kitty
>>11547149
shut up bitch look at my face
>>11547133
>Type out your response
>See where it makes haiku
>Space it out and post
Really you're just a
special snowflake who has to
rely on gimmicks
>>11547149
Because you, humans, are flawed. Irremediably flawed both in soul and body.
But somehow, the big guy over there thinks that what makes you worthy of his attention, this and your so called "free will"
I think he's just doing mental gynmnatic because he won't admit he fucked up when he created man.
>>11547096
I'm a manlet but fairly muscular with a disproportionately big dick.
Am I worthy enough?
KARL YOU MASSIVE FUCK UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LAST THREE. WHO WILL BE THE CHOSEN UNDEAD?
>>11547096
I remember, I've even got my dad's surfboard which looks like avalon and a swimsuit. What task do ya have awaiting ahead of me, boss?
>>11547200
Get yourself a nice face instead of this "anonymous" garbage and... sure
>>11547201
Oh bollocks.
>>11547201
Karl.
>>11547173
>slaps your hand away
I'd rather you didn't.
>>11547220
Welp, I better start avafagging as Levi then.
Fits me the most, anyway.
Thanks for the idea.
>>11547239
>puts out a bowl of milk
THE POWER OF BROKEN EVENTS WIN IT ALL!
>>11547149
We?
I'm ugly?
>>11547201
I'm hoping Crendor wins so someone gets riled up.
>>11547102
That is exactly what it means. Were I to step away for even a moment and something happens that I could have prevented it would be my responsibility. It is better not to take any risks at all.
Once the Holy Grail war is over I will have all the time in the world for leisurely things like that, but as it is now I cannot afford to waste my own or the time of my master.
>>11547201
Have them kill each other already. The void hungers
>>11547189
>humans were a mistake
Tell me something I don't know.
>>11547272
>Smacks artanis off your back
>>11547255
Thanks for hosto, bosto.
>>11547101
(It's just Roxas' natural response to seeing anything that looks like a Heartless.)
"Well, it's gone now..."
>>11547259
yeah
>>11547264
Nobody cares about this crendor you moron.
Get with the times.
AND THE WINNER IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
>>11547187
Believe what you want,
but there is more beyond speech.
I will use your words:
You are nothing more
than an irrelevant face
that does not matter.
>>11547259
A-at least you are beautiful on the inside, r-right?
Placements.
>>11547296
Congratulations.
>>11547306
Thank you.
>>11547280
I am thankful. He was becoming a pest.
>>11547255
Oddly enough I actually wanted that one to win.
>>11547300
Jesus christ you sure
took your time writing that one.
Guess you're just stupid
>>11547296
"Congratulations."
>Roxas goes back to running around and trying to get faster than a normal human.
>>11547157
You could asked nicely instead of acting so mean : (
>>11547296
>>11547306
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and I'll see you on the next one.
>>11547212
Alright I'm gonna be brief.
>She takes out a scroll, a very old scroll. As she thin cloak of dust, carried from aeons ago, vanishes.
>Turns out the scroll wasn't even that old and Astaroth is just a disgusting fuck.
>It's an add for a swimsuit competition on the beach.... With a winning prize of £ 10.000
Now you begin to understand where the Pandemonium's funds come from?
I wanted Ahri for the job, but you'll do just fine.
>>11547248
You're welcome then. See you around, "Levi"
>>11547276
Don't be so harsh on yourselves. You may be a faillure as whatever you were intended to be... But you make for very interesting playthings.
I like mankind.
>>11547306
>Thanks for hosting
>>11547296
>>11547306
>didn't even get a chance to roleplay
Maybe I should work on a new ava.
>>11547294
I guarantee you someone would have at least complained.
>>11547296
Congratulations, puppet.
>>11547306
Thank you, arigatou and all that jazz. Don't forget that Him and Her have to be capitalized so the event isn't fucked.
>>11547183
Thicc Eyebrows/10
AND SUMMERY!
I promise one day I'll get all the broken events out. And on that day I'll add more broken events just to piss you off.
Until then, don't you dare crack and go Hollow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvFnR0kJFw
>>11547252
Are you mocking me? I don't appreciate that. I'd like for you to stay away from me from now on.
>>11547287
>>Still trying to get me to rp
(You should just stop.)
>>11547306
How boring. I could have done better if I did not miscalculate the pit into the abyss.
But nonetheless I am thankful for this opportunity of power you offered host.
>>11547306
Thank you very much for the game.
You are most appreciated, Wulf that is also the host.
>>11547288
>>11547305
...
>>11547270
>Kiritsugu approaches Saber from behind and taps her on the shoulder.
Saber, I need to ask something of you.
>>11547323
That's irrelevant.
You have not disproved my point.
Tell me why I care.
>>11547306
Thanks.
>>11547358
thanks for the (you) ugly
>>11547351
>well it's gone now
>an attempt to get you to RP
(I meant it to be like "welp it's gone back to what I was doing" but whatever.)
>>11547347
I'm already hollow.
>>11547339
I would gladly be your plaything, to be honest.
>>11547360
>Heh... I don't care, kid
Wow. Very original.
Have fun being shit.
>>11547360
stop replying to anons
>>11547306
Thanks and congrats to >>11547296
>>11547358
>Saber turns around to address the owner of the hand that tapped her on the shoulder
Kiritsugu, you did not use our safeword. But I suppose it is of little importance.
What is it that you would ask of me?
>>11547351
but you're rping with anon just fine
first 24. everyone with an A or an I in their name is banned,
>>11547389
Goodbye.
>>11547401
Zer0
>>11547401
Symon Bluhkquyll
>>11547401
Uso
>>11547401
Joker
>>11547401
Ereregu Kuren
>>11547401
Popeye
>>11547401
Alarak
{Seems legit}
>>11547375
You should like
Just not post at me like you're setting up to rp with me to prevent this kind of situation
>>11547400
>telling him to go away
Yeah, real involved with that anon rp
>>11547401
Is that a capital I or a lower case L?
>>11547401
Ren-chon
>>11547384
Of course you would, but I'm very picky with toys, you know?
>>11547401
Semen demon
>>11547270
And how long has this "Grail War" been going? We're Servants! No one outside that ridiculous arena can scratch us except other servants or a very nasty magus, and as far as I know I'm the only one who wants to punch your face, dad.
>>11547339
>Mordred coughs at the dust that briefly covers her face, and after listening Astaroth's request, she blushes slightly.
What? Wait wait, you want me to...compete in one of these? But...why? I-I'mean I don't have..well, you know...
>Does the breasts motions with both hands.
>>11547401
Crey-zee Frog
>>11547401
Sber
>>11547401
Goro _kech_
>>11547401
Beowulf
... This is bait isn't it?
>>11547401
Jack O Sparrow
>>11547401
Sponge
>>11547401
JUST
>>11547401
Sber Remover Mordred
>>11547401
Crendor
>>11547401
Str Fre
>>11547401
Lord Escenor
>>11547401
Mkudyo
>>11547401
Doppelganger
>>11547401
Reymoo Heckroy
>>11547401
Eddy's Bro
>>11547401
Mukuro
>>11547401
One Punch
Wherefore art thou, Bugs?
>>11547401
The letter A
>>11547464
>firgit picture
>JUST.
>>11547401
Emy Krtsugu
>>11547401
Hunter
>>11547401
Cindy Robotnik
>>11547401
Muse Cromwell
>>11547401
FYXE
>>11547401
Metatron
>>11547401
Storm
>>11547401
Berkut
>>11547396
Uhh...speaking of the safe word...
>Kiritsugu holds up a brown bag.
Would you like to eat with me again?
>>11547401
Roxs
>>11547490
>pulls shirt up
>>11547490
>hugs
>>11547443
Yeah it's a shame you're flat as a board but heh
>She gently pats her back
I'm sure one of the judge will be one of those "flat is justice" idiots. Besides, it's a teaming competition. I need a partner and you're the only one available for now.
Just let me do all the work, it'll be the same.
Pick up your best swimsuit, we're going.
>>11547490
>blows you up with a bomb
>>11547527
>>11547541
>kills the dogfuckers
>>11547560
Begin.
>>11547553
A big chest fills a man's hand.
A flat chest fills a man's heart.
>>11547560
>>11547560
Oh? Seems my initial assumption was wrong. Now let's see if my other one was wrong as well.
>>11547426
Are you saying you don't want to rp with him?
>>11547560
>Doppelganger
>ganger
>a
>>11547560
>Swap me out for >>11547514
>>11547560
NO, NO, NO! My name didn't start with a capital A or I... so this entire thing is a sham! Dolt, idiot!
>>11547560
{The mad man}
It seems I was not allowed entry.. very well I wish luck to all of you.
May the Lord bless you all.
>>11547560
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11547560
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11547443
Just because they are not present does not mean they do not exist. The upper hand of being prepared for a situation is completely lost if you are caught off guard.
The key to winning any battle, especially one between heroic spirits, is to always fight on the best possible terms. Being ready is simply part of those terms.
>>11547517
I see, so this is what you wanted...
>Saber sits down in the usual fashion and waits for Emiya to do the same
>>11547560
* *m prep*red for the ch*llenge to come. Be*gn when you *re re*dy.
>>11547593
Hey how do you spell Cindy Robotnik.
>>11547560
Looks good!
>>11547560
>>11547587
More specifically I don't want to rp, but yeah. I guess you could say that.
>>11547527
Wh-What are you doing anon? You know the FP censors are just gonna go in the wa->>11547541
Heh... Thanks for the hug anon, at least you're covering them... I know I should have worn a bra tod->>11547554 *EXPLODES*
>>11547605
...Shush! I know what you're getting at but maybe, just maybe, he'll be dumb enough to fall for it.
>>11547560
But I took...
It is because I forgot my picture, is it not?
X'hals sake...I shall sit this one out.
>>11547600
The only way the lord can bless us is by dropping a bomb on us all. I appreciate your feelings, however naive they might be however.
>>11547581
Whatever nonsense you need to tell your girlfriend to ease her insecurities anon
>>11547627
Hey look.
It's eggman upside down.
>>11547627
Funny how you're calling him dumb when you can't even read the rules, squirt.
How many ERPfags are part of HG now?
>>11547658
>Not being crossbreed.
>>11547644
Shut up and begone, demon thot.
You don't know what true love is.
>>11547560
doppple out, hunter in. hunter out, str fre in. demon out berkut in.
>>11547636
That task has given to agent of law. Those "bombs" are but a fraction of the Lord's wrath.
>>11547672
NOT COOL BRO
>>11547666
>being a crossbreed
Filth.
FILTH.
>>11547645
>Eyyyy.
I wish.
>>11547656
Shut it! I read the rules, I was just trying to mess with the host person. Is that so hard to grasp?!
>>11547672
Or perhaps I shall not! Let us get the moving on!
>>11547672
>Despite the girl's pleading eyes, Zer0 snatches up as many of grenades and as much ammo as he can carry. Once he sees everyone else hoarding all the rest of the supplies, however, he turns to her.
Sorry.
>>11547672
>>11547687
Man, looks like I'm really raking in the kills (and the points) here, huh?
>>11547668
Tcch, really?
What is love?
Humans have tried to answer this since the dawn of ages and none of your best egghead philosophers have found a satisfying answer.
Plato, Aquinas, Haddaway...
>>11547705
>Twice in half an hour, hah hah.
>>11547672
Just find a sugar daddy. I know of at least one person here who would be glad to cater to little girls like you. The sicko.
>>11547680
And they're all I ask for. I just want the lord to grant my wishes for once.
Daily reminder to
KILL
YOURSELF
VERT
>>11547693
You call that messing around? I'll show you some messing around...
>Puts on a sinister grin
...with a game of UNCLE.
>>11547709
Tell me what love is. If you're so sure of yourself you can do that.
>>11547672
Could you guys at least leave me a couple of bottles of water and a blanket?
That would be great.
>>11547590
>Thanks for the swa-
>>11547672
>dead
>>11547748
>Dives off a cliff.
>Eurobeat plays in the background.
>>11547748
Nice way to spend the day, really. Sad that I have to go right back into the mudpit in a moment, so I'll enjoy this while I can.
>>11547748
>Zer0 jobs to himself of all people. But at least he took someone else with him in the process.
No hard feelings?
>>11547735
Nope, nope, nope!
>She backs away from the tall kid and soon breaks into a mad sprint
NO THANK YOU!
>>11547711
Haha I hate myself
>>11547737
The only real kind of love is the one you feel for yourself. The "love" you put in others is just a projection of this egotistical instinct. A mirror
You can deny it all you want, you know it's true.
Desire all you want, but don't fool yourself into thinking you aren't the alpha and omega of your love
>>11547756
>Demonic spot
>it's cursed
>:THINKING:
>>11547748
>Erurugu fulls eusleep efter the long fught egeunst Mukuro end just leys there, peucefully sleeping.
>>11547725
Find a human by the name of Thorman. He shall grant your wish of purging the filth from the world
>>11547672
>>11547748
Some winner you are.
>>11547785
>While she ran pretty fast, his tall legs was able to reach her in a matter of steps. He grabs the tiny maniacal girl by her head and brings her up to his face
Aw what's the matter, can't handle a bit of rough housing?
>>11547806
That really hurt me both physically and psychologically...
>>11547553
...That's supposed to comfort me? Ngk...fine fine, I'll do it. I just happended to order this through Amazon last week. Check it out.
>A red shiny dust cloaks mordred, her armor banishes to reveal a red-colored swimsuit.
So, what do you think?
>>11547604
Alright alright, how about this? Hear me out, what if...
>does a motion with her hands
What if there's no Grail War to begin with? Yeah sure, you and me and Jeanne are here, so what? We haven't killed anyone outside that stupid arena since I showed up, you sure this "war" is still going? Because you could sit down there forever...or come with me to the beach! How about that?
>>11547604
Something like that.
>Kiritsugu sits across from Saber, his legs folded before he puts the bag in between them.
Help yourself.
>He grabs one of the dozen or so burgers inside the bag and unwraps it, eating at it slowly.
>>11547806
>She dudn't wunt to hurt hem but she couldn't stop her hend.
S-sorry! It wes supposed to be en etteck to the bour.
>>11547806
>Star tries to hold the flem in her throat...but she couldn't. She bucks her head forward as she spits the out, causing it to somehow, land in Mordreds canteen.
...I shall hope she does not notice
>>11547837
They actually introduced eddy's bro? I must have missed that episode.
>>11547829
I'll be on the look out. Metatron, was it? Thank you for providing me with this information.
>>11547845
I'd like to psychologically traumatize this loli for life
>>11547855
Et*
>>11547869
It's from the movie. Go watch it, it's stupidly good.
>>11547869
Last episode actually. Big Picture Show.
>>11547855
>etteck
>>11547837
>C.I. began to swings her arms and legs frantically.
No, no! Geniuses do not... and I really mean DO NOT ROUGH HOUSE! So let me go you big jerk!
>>11547869
>...It was the final episode to my knowledge.
>>11547869
{series finale, never showed in America}
>relevant means you post a lot and are around a lot of the time
>this implies you spend a lot of time doing HG
>that implies that you're a fucking loser who sits on their computer most of the time
>relevant HGfags are largely irrelevant in the actual real world
Layers of irony.
>>11547880
>Simon scoffs when everyone scatters
Oh please... It's not even loaded, you wankers!
>>11547895
Except it was? I remember watching it.
>>11547892
I want to cuddle this egg
Thats what you both get for messing with me!
>>11547863
>Mordred unknowingly takes the canteen and drinks the contents, burping once finished.
Haaaa~! I needed that. Uh, something the matter?
>>11547896
ha jokes on you cunt i found a milky mommy goth gf
>>11547880
>She runs ewey efter someone poents e gun to them, fleulungs her erms on her wuy out.
>>11547871
Yes, you speak to Metatron. The all seeing voice of the Lord
>>11547902
{From what I remember it was showed in Sweden}
{I had to go online and watch it from there}
>>11547880
redongo fucken bongo
>>11547880
>>11547846
Red?
It's... It's perfect! It goes along well with the whole "tomboy"vibes you give.
>She snaps her fingers. Twice.
>The first time to replace her armor with a full bikini, not that it changes anything really and the second to teleport them into your stereotypical californian beach... But instead of looking at the cerulean waters, Astaroth turns back... gazing into a huge life-sized sandcastle, dark clouds looming over it.
According to the add the bikini contest is held inside...
>>11547927
>mommy goth gf
I didn't know I wanted this until now. Fuck you.
>>11547957
Looking cool, Joker!
>>11547896
Garnet is relevant and doesn't even post here anymore lmao
>>11547953
>Kuren es welkung on e hendstend es she wenders off the cleff. Meybe she should've looked forwerd unsteed of lookeng et the floor.
>>11547953
>Simon turns his head toward the mascot(?)
Give it to me straight. You're just an eccentric man in a costume, aren't you?
>>11547892
So you think you're too nerdy for it? Well news flash: Geeks like you always receive this kind of thing.
>He then proceeds to throw her like a bowling ball into a wall, chuckling as he enjoyed her torment
Heck, even if you weren't a nerd you wouldn't be exempt, even my knuckle headed bro got some of it, and still looks up to me as his 'hero'.
>>11547905
I ain't an egg! I am... A Robotnik!
>>11547975
>Newfags relevant.
Lmao kys.
>>11548007
t. hateshi
>>11548004
>darn
>>11547922
>Starfires face was scrunched up as the woman takes a drink.
N-No not at all, tgere was just...a-a fly in my eye, d-do not worry...
Is this the erp thread?
>>11548007
Grats on adding to her relevancy
>>11547953
Some death. some peace. Always HG.
>>11548022
>tgere
That's supposed to be there.
>>11548025
>>11542889
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus, how many kills has Crendor gotten so far tonight?
>>11548029
Nice food! I think I'll take it.
>>11548043
like seven
but Kirito got TEN in the game before this
>>11548025
Of course not, do you see any actual roleplay happening?
>>11548041
I w-was memeing
>>11547846
This is not an idea that I can entirely dismiss... However I am certain that my time within this arena is not without purpose. My instincts very seldom lead me to make bad decisions.
>Saber quietly lets out a small sigh
Even though I have expressed that I do not see the point in it, it seems you are going to continue to be insistent of me attending the beach with you. It is somewhat troubling. I suggest that you speak to my master about this. If he is willing to go than I will come along as well. I understand you have somewhat of an acquaintanceship with him so it should not be difficult for you to make contact with him.
>>11547849
>Saber once again takes a burger from the bag and takes the wrapping off before proceeding to nom burger
I saw Shiro come through this place recently, he seemed to be the same as usual... However he expressed to me his disappointment with you not teaching him any magic. Perhaps this is not my place to say, but I believe you have made a very respectable decision in that regard.
I trust Lady Irisveil is doing well?
>>11548029
Oh, its you again, can you at least let me finish Breakfast bef ugh*....
>>11548004
>C.I. crashes into the wall like a pancake. And soon after the crash, she falls on her back side.
Ooooooaah....
("That really scambled my head for sure. One day, one day... this guy will get his just desserts!")
>She gets up onto her feet, holding her head softly.
Then your bro must have some screws loose.
>>11548029
brick...fight?....
>>11547816
>>11547855
>>11547876
>>11547929
>>11547981
What the fuck are you doing you autist?
>>11548029
Finish the jo- Oh...
>>11548058
Those are some nice implications, lad. We all know that both communities can't roleplay to save their pathetic lives.
>>11548025
*Penetrates you with my crucifix, cast judgemental light. Fills you with holy light, expelling and chaos. You are forced unto the law route like this*
>>11548069
Meme or not. Step in the ring.
>>11548083
no A's or I's, faggot.
>>11548083
no As or Is
>>11548080
I hate everything.
>>11548099
*teleports in front of you*
things just got personnel kid
*unsheathes katana*
>>11548080
>throws brick
>>11548110
>no A's or I's
>in your name
Huh
It's like he could've been using normal words
>>11548080
>Ok signs at Mukuro
>>11548103
>that bulge
Uhhh...
>runs away
>>11548141
>catches
>stabs 50 fucking times
>rips her out right before her eyes and eats it
>>11548137
>>11548127
>muh fun tho
>>11548075
Yeah, he is such a clutz.
>He then walks back towards her, leaning down with a ill-intention smile
But enough 'bout him, let's talk about you saying uncle, short stack.
>He then pulls her arm around her back, pushing it upwards along it
Say it!
>>11548141
She'll be back. They all come back. Awoo.
>>11548191
"AWOO!"
>Natani doesn't falter from the instinctual howl, continuing her work on the sapphire she was lucky enough to get.
>>11548120
Face me!
*Cast makakaja buffing up magic. then beast eye getting more press turns, then makakaja. Then beast eye*
*Spams megidolaon. You die like this*
>>11548178
OWOWOWOWOWOW!! Okay, okay! Uncle, uncle!
>>11548199
>ANOTHER KILL FOR CRENDOR
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN
>>11548207
>turns upsidedown
>>11548199
They should have just killed that little shit off. There was no point to him after he fucked up his last job.
>>11548209
Kys crendor
>>11548199
Wow. What a nice guy.
>>11548203
>THE WULF begins to suck in a breath to howl again. But realizing he'd make a never sending loop of awoos he stops himself.
>>11548223
>As you turn her upside down, her entire appearance changes.
How do you do? Hohohoho...
how can 9/11 be an inside job if it happened outside
>>11548246
>>THE WULF begins to suck
IT HAS EXPANDED