HG
Part 2 of a war code
>repost
>>11544143
>Garou had already taken out the entirety of the army by the time she begins speaking and looks up towards the intercom speaker. He points, dropping the body of one of the soldiers from his grip.
Where'd you get that? Nevermind. I don't wear dresses.
>>11544147
You're a kid, there's a thing called experience, and I know for a fact I have more of it than you do. Not only more of it, I know it's higher quality. I've had training in way too many fields to be afraid of some overconfident teenager. I get it. You're strong. You think you can take on the world. That pride's gonna kill you. Take a step back, you moron, and realize there're people out there stronger than you. I am stronger than you. Don't run to your death before you can pay your own taxes.
>>11544207
Now you know how it feels to go through what I went through!
>rerererereepooooost
>>11544092
I am well aware what a television is. I am also more than aware of how mindnumbing some TV-shows are. For some people the lifes of young men and women living a lecherous life of alcohol, drugs and sex must be very interesting but I honestly don't see the appeal of it.
Mordred...You are aware that I ''loan'' this body from someone else, yes? It makes conducting affairs much more convenient, no?
>>11544207
GO CHICKEN MASALA!
>>11544200
Is it really that surprising? She went to driving school and even got her driving license on her free time.
>>11544131 (Not sure who but you've got white hair)
If I'm boring, why are ya still talking? Yappity yap, all to say I'm boring. Sounds like a waste of time for ya to be honest. Are you confused or just stupid?
>>11544143 (UmU)
Emperor? Hah, get a load of this girl! The only one I'm loyal to is Puddin' and that's the end of that. Capisce?
>>11544147 (Roxas)
Fantastic, I don't have to repeat myself then. Nothin' worse than wastin' time like that I swear...
>>11544154 (Hlaalu)
Awww, damn it. I was hoping to send a message upstairs. Balmora though...Balmora, Balmora...never heard of it. Is it Italian? I bet it's Italian.
>>11544185 (Mordred)
I mean, now we've got an actual clown. What a bunch of posers, I'm offended. I'll sue! Then I can buy this place out and add a god damn bulletin board that says when we blow things up.
>>11544257
I thought she was just a dumb thot tbhwyf.
>>11544159
Sing with me friends! We sjallsing merry and tell wonderful tales!
But first, let us sing the verse of companionship from my native planet of Tamaran!
>She takes in a deep breath before...singing? It's more like hoarse screaming with what sounds like a beat? Alien music is weird
>>11544238
>>11544207
I am guess it would not help if I apologized?
>Proceeds to get pushed off cliff.
>>11544183
oh
>>11544189
sure thing
+Raine
>>11544284
shall sing*
>>11544278
I'm making sure you know where you are. This is my territory. As a monster, it's my job to protect it. That's how we work. You can stay, but if I catch you hunting here, you become a target. If that's clear, then fine, leave.
>>11544314
Th-Thanks anon
>>11544229
"I've been fighting Heartless for the past 14 years, and as my memories come back, my magic has been growing stronger. You forget, I'm not human, just because I look young doesn't mean I AM young."
>He finishes the stick, baring his teeth at the man.
"We'll see who's stronger soon enough."
>>11544278
"Agreed, wasting time is the worst."
>Roxas flicks another pocky out of the small box with his thumb, catching it in his teeth.
>>11544278
"Dunmeri. It's the largest city along the Odai. Full of drugs and dying, seat of power for House Hlaalu from the Ascadian Isles to the Ashlands. Also the food is awful."
>>11544320
shh
Just go back to your rp
>>11544280
She's nether of those things, for your information she's nearly at the top of the class in every subject.
>>11544292
>Araragi tries driving the Shelby but after a few second he ends up driving of a cliff, he miraculously survives, but the car is toally wrecked
>>11544341
O-Ok....thaaaanks
>>11544322
Why do you want to die, kid? I don't just fight and let up whenever my enemy yells "uncle." I don't let up at an "ouch." A monster's fights are to the death, you realize that, right? And yet you still want to try me? I'm telling you right now, with all of the certainty in my mind, that you won't win. You've got the mentality of those annoying heroes, the mentality that you have to fight no matter what, but you don't. You can train, you can use your time to get stronger, you don't have to be an idiot and reach outside of your range just because of some stupid obligation. You're an idiot, and you'll die an idiot if you keep up this mentality. I couldn't care less, personally, and I'd have no problem proving which one of us is the stronger of the two, but it wouldn't even be worth my time. Reconsider fighting me before it's too late to turn back, kid.
>>11544193
Calm down, calm down I believe you now. There's no need for me to talk with other people, you always say the truth, Nii-chan. Now the question is, will you keep exercising every day? You know it doesn't count if you only do it once.
I was rooting for schlomo
>>11544239
We don't have to go as far as getting all drunk and horny, but there's more to our existence in this world than beating the crap out of each other here, wouldn't you think so?
And yeah, I know you're borrowing someone's body, what about it?
>>11544278
Woah, easy there. At least don't turn the place into an actual circus, I like the whole battle royale business going on, when I get bored at least.
>>11544213
>>11544229
E-Eh? That's just part of my imperial privilege. It allows me to accomplish things that normally I couldn't do.
>Nero walks over to one of the corpses and kneels down
>She then puts a hand on his wounds
A dress? No no! A toga is magnificent! It's a status symbol! Umu, if you want to still be part of this club then you absolutely must wear one! No exceptions!
>>11544278
Yes yes go be loyal to food or whatever, but do it away from me where I cannot cringe at your worship of mere food.
>Umu shakes her hand and accentuates her pointing
>>11544400
>Saber talking to her food
Remember the last time you tried to act nice against your food, seibah? It killed you.
>>11544381
"Did you miss it when I said I'd been fighting Heartless? They don't stop either."
>The stick is crushed in his mouth, and he tucks the box away for now.
"I'm sick of people putting me down because they think I'm not strong enough to keep up!"
>His keyblades flash into his hands, but he doesn't attack, he knows the rules.
>>11544291
>100 photos
>star is duped
So in all actuality, Raine was 100.
>>11544400
Why do you bastards always get in my way of punching my father's face? I swear this better not be a plot against me!
>charges into to thread
>launches flaming bolts via scorpio at >>11544229
>>11544444
Oh shit
>>11544318
A monster protecting your territory? You pulling the dark and edgy act over me? Jeez, I thought you'd be at least a little bit more creative than that, I deal with Batbrain all the time and his voice sounds like it went through a cheese grater.
>>11544322
>Harley notices the pocky pop out of the box and into his mouth. That was actually a little impressive, but...
Uh...what is that thing? If you're smokin' it, I'm sure I have a light somewhere.
>>11544331
Death, drugs, and bad food? Hell, it must be another Gotham!
>The clown laughs to herself at her joke.
>>11544410
Yeah, yeah, I won't change that, I'm just sick of coming in and having to sit on my ass for an hour or two before getting in some action.
>>11544416
Food? Wow, you're a duller bulb than I thought ya were. Never heard of the Joker? Clown Prince Of Crime? Not a single word?
>>11544446
... Hold up, gonna go kill myself right now.
>>11544410
Just saying that I know a lot more about this world and time than you'd expect. Never underestimate who you're facing. That's what your ''pops'' would say. That's what my Lord would say too.
You are actually the second person in a day to ask of me to stop being dense. Is it really that bad? I think I've had worse moments. We could...Watch movies on this engineering miracle they call ''Netflix''? Get some appetizers too. And softdrinks?
>>11544444
CHECKED
>>11544267
Recipes and ingredients, as well as methods of production. When big corporations can make candy as tasty as home-made sweets, something just doesn't add up, you get me?
>>11544416
>She would notice (or maybe not notice, depending,) that none of the soldiers were actually killed, just knocked unconscious.
Listen, I'm a monster. Monsters don't wear dresses. I'm not going to wear some.. Some long skirt, that when I jump into the air, people can see my dick waving around, that's not how I fly, lady. Look at my outfit.
>Garou motions down to himself.
I'm cool. This is cool. This is the kind of thing kids look at and think, "wow, that guy's a cool villain, I want to be like that guy!" Not a dress.
>>11544444
>Suddenly, Garou disappears. He's just gone. Not a single visible motion before disappearing, he's simply no longer where he once was. After a few seconds, Roxas would feel a couple knuckles lightly pressing against the back of his head.
Way too slow.
>>11544463
heh................................................
>dodges
>grabs one in midair
>throws it back
>it pierces an entire line of soldiers
nothing persona.
>kicks
>the wind pressure beats the entire army
>>11544483
I AM dark and edgy, that's cool. That's how monsters are. You expect anything else? Stop mocking me or I'll kill you, I just laid out how it is, I'm a villain, I don't need to be creative.
>>11544483
"Does Gotham have gaudy assassins, an absurdly muscular spy on drugs, at least four extremely dangerous crime rings within 5 miles of the city limits and occasional visits from crazy people who freeze civilians for science and a crime rate that defies logical explanation?"
>>11544392
Of course I'll keep doing it, I've been doing it for years, I ride y bike everyday to school, I have no reason to stop doing so.
>>11544400
Alright, no funny business, you have two options: sit in that corner and stay there or leave, really easy.
Ok, we can do this. Everything will be fine. No sudden power spikes or crazy, or anything like that. Just act natural Rei.
boy i hate it when my buttcarck
>>11544508
>Roxas is no stranger to this move, and turns around as soon as the man vanishes.
"Reversal, really?"
>He turned too soon, of course, and the man probably just kept moving until he was once more behind Roxas.
"...Fair enough, you're faster than when we first met. I look forward to fighting you in the Arenas."
>He dispells his keyblades, walking towards the gym at a brisk pace.
>>11544569
>throws a fucking brick at
Fuck off cunt
>>11544508
>after being defeated, the entire army fucking explodes at a force so powerful a crater the size of the moon opens up causing everyone in the thread to fall down into the hole
>two more soldiers come up from the hill on the horizon and cover up the giant gaping pit with a equally giant manhole cover, trapping you inside
>>11544569
Excuse me, but why are ya talkin' to yourself?
I think we're close to the end. Place your bets.
>>11544569
>>11544588
>Throws a second brick
>>11544590
>breaks it
>>11544569
gimme da pussi pls b0ss~
>>11544595
cuckyomi
>>11544606
>>11544603
You ruined it dawg.
and it's over.
>>11544569
Hey, Slick! You hearin' voices in your head or somethin'? Everyone can heeear yoooou!
>>11544635
FILLER WINS AGAIN
HEY GUYS ITS ME ASGORE LOL
>>11544569
Miss. . . Miss, Hello? Miss!?
>He claps once to snap you outta of your trance.
HI IM ASGORE IM AN OLDFAG XD
>>11544635
>>11544643
>>11544643
will you host again?
>>11544603
>after stupidly taking his target's drink in an attempt to kill him, Araragi starts puking blood and violently choking on it until he finally loses conciousness
>>11544606
T-Thank coach...
>>11544491
Oi, I take all my fights seriously, at least the ones that make sense.
>Mordred raises a thumbs up at Jannu
That's what I'm saying! Let's ditch these losers and hang out at my Master's place for these Netflix thing, some drinks and lots of snacks! This bloodthirsty will be here when we return.
>>11544483
Well, we ain't running out of battles with so many contestants willing to fight. But what can a literal clown do against them?
>>11544641
It's better than some who purposefully don't enter only to cj outside the game in my opinion.
>>11544648
Imagine waiting for someone for hours on end just so you could post this.
>>11544503
All their ingredients too?!
>Mirai takes a step back, staggered at the magnitude of what her new employer has asked of her. A factory's full stock of ingredients must be a massive load, and for only 600000 Yen?
Alright, consider it done!
>The young shinobi runs off on her quest to storm this mysterious factory, quickly making her way back with a sheepish expression on her face.
By the way, where exactly is this factory located? Oh, and do you have any intel that you think might come in handy?
>>11544665
Not now, I see that the war code from that pastebin's a bit bad so no.
>>11544671
Nah, I just saw him and felt like doing it.
>>11544682
"That face will haunt my nightmares for decades to come. Congratulations and thanks to the host regardless."
>>11544508
Creativity makes the world go round, buddy. Never ever let the act go stale, you'll lose the audience. What's the good of the criminal life if no one is pointing and yelling, "They've done it again! No one saw it coming!"? The robberies are just to fund bigger, more impressive shows, ya see what I mean?
>>11544555
...That's exactly what Gotham is, damn. You sure you aren't just confused and moved there by accident?
>>11544583
>I, too, hate it when my buttcrack.
>>11544669
Hey, just because I'm trying to be a beam of positivity doesn't mean I can fill someone up with lead. Easy as one, two, BANG! Quick and easy.
>>11544682
Dropped your victory music homie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3lyTEL1IYM
>>11544563
But do you have evidence for every day that you've done it? Maybe one day you didn't want to ride the bike and you called either a taxi or a bus... It's okay if you don't want to use the bike some days, Nii-chan, I can carry you on my shoulders.
>>11544588
>>11544597
>Catches the first and soon snaps as the second one hits her.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
>>11544594
Why? I do whatever the hell I want!
>>11544638
GOOD! THEY BETTER BE!
>>11544658
>She soon snaps back into sanity as you remind her of the situation. She still looks like she is near boiling point however.
W-what?!! Oh! I-Im sorry, I get a little..er. Emotional at times.
>>11544693
Thanks for the game Hitler!
>>11544719
How could I forget
>>11544670
Congrato to the memery and thankaranya for hosto bosto.
>>11544600
N-NANI
>the pieces of the giant manhole cover were obliterated so finely that the troposphere becomes filled with lead dust and all living creatures including you die from fibrosis and life on earth ceases to exist until suddenly time rewinds back to the big bang and then goes forward again to the moment before they put the manhole cover on and they send it back and now this time they make it out of godmodium, making it so hard that it should be nearly impossible to break this time and then cover up the big gaping hole with it
>>11544693
Thanks for the game
>>11544730
I said you're a cunt
>spits in you general direction
And I told you to fuck off
>>11544708
That's the difference. You're a criminal, I'm a monster. They're two completely different lifestyles. I've got no need to be creative, I already know exactly what needs to happen. Kill heroes, kill any monsters that roam into my territory, and make people afraid. That's what monsters do, that's cool. The scarier the better.
>>11544744
>breaks it
>>11544670
Congratulations..?
Thanks for the game.
>>11544719
Only white kids listen to Lil Uzi
>>11544675
I'm sure they keep a record of all of their ingredients in some hard drive, you can just-
>But Stocking stops her words as the ninja suddenly sprints off just to come back seconds later
...Really? Alright alright, listen, the factory is located in-
>And so sugartits gave as much information as she could to the cute neko ninja.
...Oh and one more thing, come to my place tonight.
>>11544730
A bit of a strong reaction, lady. You seem to really be like Bluto when it comes to being ticked off easily.
>>11544643
Yeah yeah, congrats Slick. Warn me next time you're gonna win though, alright? That fanfare almost knocked me outta my chair!
>>11544670
Thanks and stuff.
>>11544730
Whoa, whoa, settle down, Slick! Don't wanna bust those vocal cords, do ya? Sounded like you were talkin' to yourself or somethin'. No need to raise your voice, sheesh!
>>11544708
>Hlaalu Guard is horrified
>how could a merciful and just god exist when there is there a second Balmora
"...How many killer lizard people do you share the city with?"
"Unrelated, but anyone interested in buying some spiky armor? I've been hawking it for hours."
>>11544587
>Soon the Nobody is in the gym again, back to training physically. Unlike last time, he's focusing on speed.
>He needs to be faster if he wants to stand up to someone like that, Garou made Xaldin's movements look weak!
>He hits the treadmill, only to realize it's nowhere near fast enough.
>Then the track, just trying to run as fast as he can for as long as he can.
>>11544669
>She gives it a thought. The idea of beign near Mordred's demon master didn't suit well with her. But the idea of not being ''Ruler'' for a moment but Laeticia instead was tempting
On one condition, Mordred. Your demonic Master will not try to win me over to her side. I would rather perish in flames than let that happen. And these contestants here are not losers. Considering that one of these ''losers'' just beat you...
Shall we then?
>Within a blink of an eye, her battle armor vanishes in a flash of blue light, only to reveal casual clothing underneath
>>11544755
>the entire army has a fucking heart attack and dies at the sight of the manhole cover being explodicated
>>11544724
That's an offer I'm willing to take any time!
>Araragi jumps on top of his sister and sits on her shoulders, ready for his ride
Hi-Yo, Karen-chan, away!
>>11544785
it was a well fought battle
>:)
>>11544730
You sure? I mean, you were looking a little flushed there sis', I mean you still are. . . Are you okay, you wanna dumpling? A dumpling should set you straight, guarantee. I'm not use to the looks of these strangers either but that's alright, we're all here to break the ice ain't we?
>>11544754
Kill yourself, so I don't have to waste my time on filth like you!
>>11544763
I-Im sorry, I can be really explosive if I dont focus. It wont happen again!!
>>11544766
Sorry, sorry!!
>>11544797
No, no I'm fine, I'm not hungry anyway. I'm sorry that was an awful way for me to do that.
>>11544816
>Pets
>>11544757
And where do you see a white kid at, nigga?
>>11544816
>preps another brick
You first cunt
>>11544708
Uhh..so you use, guns? I wonder if I should get me one of those just for fun. My dad has a water gun anyway so...
>>11544783
>mordred raises her brows in confusion
...Demonic Master? Oh! You mean Astaroth? That's my faction leader, the one owning my command seals is someone else. Don't worry, she doesn't really care that much about the arena, we'll be fine.
>She stares at the armorless Jeanne from head to toe.
Huh, not bad.
>>11544816
You better be sorry. I was takin' a nice ol' nap until you started talkin' and then screamin'. At least tell me what you were talkin' about, Slick. I might feel a teeny bit better!
GOD I WANT TO FUCK CORRIN
>>11544816
It happens to the best of us, don't worry about it. Spinach is a helpful tool when it comes to being focused, maybe you should try some!
[[#] that means frick off buddy
>>11544822
A-anon please don't it is very patronising.
>>11544847
You want to go, shitstain? I will force that brick down your throat!
>>11544862
The anony- the greenanons. I apologise b-but I might snap at them soon.
>>11544760
OH, I thought you meant to literally bring you every single one of the ingredients that they'd have in the factory. I understand now.
>Pulling out a little cat-printed notebook, Mirai intently listens to the angel's instructions, jotting down as many key details and diagrams as she can manage.
Alright, leave it to me! I take it there are some parts you want to keep especially secret?
>The elaborately-dressed ninja darts her eyes around before standing on her tiptoes to reach the angel's ear, whispering.
There are ears everywhere.
>Moving back down to her feet, Mirai gives her employer one last salute.
I'll make some final preparations and meet you there as soon as I can!
>>11544869
She's not even here!
You're also not alone.
>>11544755
Hell, monsters need to be creative too! Look at Godzilla! 50 feet tall, shoots lasers out of his mouth! Cthulu, an actual demon, tentacles everywhere, probably not work safe. Creativity! Y'know, I'm starting to think you're the boring one here. No style, no grace, just punch shit and be angsty. What's even the point there?
>>11544767
As far as I know? Just one. He's a sweetheart, so long as you don't give him a nudge in the wrong direction. Wouldn't hurt a fly as long as it wasn't made of sirloin. Killer Croc's his name.
>That name doesn't seem to line up with her description for some reason. I wonder why.
>>11544849
Guns, bombs, missile launchers, you name it. You have it on hand, I'll find a use for it. Ya know what's really fun? Car bombs. Not ones that just sit and explode, the ones where you drop a cinderblock on the gas and watch it fly into the side of a building!
>>11544869
same
>Gunshots
>Screams
>Explosions
I sleep.
>>11544795
>Karen is standing when her brother jumps right on top of her shoulders and sits on her shoulders. With her hands she makes sure to create a tight lock of his legs on both sides of her body.
Yoisha!
>Then she runs instead of walking, without thinking if Nii-chan was going to flail back and forth.
>>11544889
You wanna try me, carpet-muncher?
>smacks the brick with a bat and turns it to shrapnel
>>11544897
"Oh, just one? Alright, at least you've got that going for you. I'm going take a wild guess and assume you're not a law abiding citizen."
>>11544849
>She twirls her neck around to remove some of the stiffness
Quite relieving to actually wear casual clothing after hours of battle. I am sure you woudl agree, no? Seeming as you are a patron of casual wear too. Though, it's not actually what I would wear, no offense.
>>11544897
I'm not boring, lady, I'm a badass monster! What's cooler than a ton of heroes having to team up to fight some guy, and him beating all of them? Nothing! That's what the kids love, that's what people should want to root for and be excited for, right? How is that boring?! You've just got bad taste! What are you supposed to be, some kind of circus clown? Yeah, bet kids really love you showing up at their birthday parties to make them balloon animals. And you're the one talking to ME about having no style? Get a better outfit!
>Computer died
Umu will return in 15 minutes.
>>11544976
Umu is shit
>>11544889
Oh! You mean those weird faceless guys that say mean stuff? Yeah, they're just cowardly punks! Rough 'em up for me, alright Slick? I might even join you if I feel like it.
>>11544909
Boner'd
>>11544734
hey
go calm down your boyfriend
he's doing angsty training
>>11544924
>>11544880
>>11544996
>Rei takes a few steps back and gets ready to transform
I'm sorry but there is an anon I need to deal with, so I suggest you keep a wide distance for your safety!
>>11544976
>Umus reassuringly
>>11545010
>Clings to suddenly
You're better transformed
>>11544897
Uwah, are you sure you're not some kind of terrorist instead of a clown? I think you've got the wrong profession, if ya ask me. Let's see how much you can blow up later.
>Mordred has left the building.
>>11544928
No offense taken! I know how people get when they see a bit more skin than they're used to. But it feels nice not having all that armor, right? C'mon!
>Mordred holds Jeanne's hand and guides her outside the arena.
(Gonna go eat, take care Jannu)
>>11545010
Being a little dramatic there, aren't you, love?
>>11544914
>since Karen started running before he could find his balance, Araragi falls back, but thanks to the lock Karen has on his legs he doesn't fall to the ground, instead he find himself flapping behind Karen as she runs, making it look like she's wearing a weird cape
W-Wait, stop! Put me down, this was a bad idea!
>>11545010
>The ghost(?) saunters over to the nearby chair he was on and sits back down, eager to see some action. He grabs a can of soda with a straw in it from behind it and takes a sip.
Show me what you got, Slick!
>>11545010
Don't worry about me, I'm virtually indestructible so a little bit of transformation won't hurt me!
>>11545010
OwO what's this
>>11545030
>And off go the Ruler and the Saber, no doubt about to watch cheap kung-fu movies and spaghetti westerns with lots of pizza and diet coke
(It's okay. I'm going back tu lurkmode for a few anyway)
>>11544891
>Stocking leans he ear and nods.
Yeah, let's not talk too much about it in public.
You have a cellphone like everyone else right? I'll send you my address. Oh, and if you have more versions of this dress, bring 'em too.
>>11544926
Ding ding ding! Guess it's a little obvious, the outfit's always been an attention grabber. Hope that's no ill will, but if it is, no skin off my nose.
>>11544943
>She just keeps on her big, dumb smile as she listens to Garou talk, swaying side to side.
You're getting extra pissy now, I can see it in your face. It's kinda funny actually. Thing is, a well thought out trick is a lot more impressive than just punching people out. Taking someone who could squash ya like an ant and turning them on their fat head because they fell into your plot like a dumbass. Bats has got enough firepower to wipe us out if he wanted, but the idiot is a "pacifist" or some bullcrap. Watching the pansy waltz into a trap is the most satisfying thing. Besides, the outfit's cute, and Puddin' likes it, who am I to complain?
>>11545030
The job's treated me well anyway! Later, blondie!
>Have some good eats my dude.
>>11545121
Listen, I don't need to bother with any of that, because I'm not weak. You make up for your lack of strength with stupid plots and schemes and thought out plans of action, because you can't just walk right in and take whatever you want. I can. There's no one that can stop me, because I'm just that powerful, not to mention that I'm a genius on top of that. That's how monsters and villains should be, not one or the other. You're preaching to the choir, I'm not interested in being flashy. I've got too much to do to be wasting time with all of that convoluted stuff.
>>11545121
"Technically I am a guard. My House rank is literally Lawman. Un-technically I come from a culture that considers mass murder an art form and work for what is ostensibly a Mafia-controlled government with amazing PR. There's really not much reason for me to cause you trouble unless you blew up an ebony mine or something."
>>11545104
If this is you and you don't already have it.
https://orig00.deviantart.net/bc61/f/2017/206/e/5/jeanne_by_koyorin-dbhp6tw.jpg
>>11545175
One more to add to the collection. Thanks anon.
>>11545104
Have this
>>11545059
>She stops right away like a nascar car using the brakes, the lock of her arms around his legs kepping him glued to her body.
Now that I remember... You never said where I needed to go, I have no destination.
>However she doesn't put him down and slowly keeps walking right after.
Where did you want to go, Nii-chan?
>>11545104
Also this
Fast Jeanne
>>11545175
why does Jeanne have the best clothed breast art?
>Aikawa with Aikawa image
>>11545246
Because she has the best clothed breasts
>>11545111
Yup! Let me just...
>The young shinobi rummages through various pouches and compartments hidden all over her dress, finally pulling out an aged-looking flip phone with a myriad of straps dangling from the back.
Ready when you are.
>Fight for God your own life
>Gets burned for your faith and belief
>Ends up a faipbait pin-up in a garbage wish-fulfilment anime
Jeanne d'Arc didn't die for this
>>11545246
kill yourself aikawa for having trash taste
>>11545246
>>11545263
>>11545291
She also has a tramp stamp on her back
>>11545291
Did you know that she was also a Magical Girl?
You do now. :^)
>>11545172
Okay. So you wanna be boring and perfect, I get it. Gary Stu I think it's called. Or is that for goody two shoes? Either way, you have about as much personality as a brick. At least a rock has curves and dents and stuff. You're just a clean cut, grade A snoozefest, no weakness to make up for. But hey! Maybe being a blowhard like ya are is enough of a weakness to make everyone who looks at ya hate your guts.
>>11545173
Welp, I don't think there's any ebony mines around here, so we should be just fine. Not to mention I have a good bit of experience with the Mafia with myself.
>>11545291
>died a virgin
can't be that important
>>11545325
trap stamp
>>11545297
grrr
>>11545272
>After both of them exchange numbers, Stocking snaps her fingers, a big pink car driven by a green dog appears out of nowhere, and both get inside.
Put your seat belt, Mirai. Off we go!
>>11545325
>tramp stamp
That's just a back tattoo.
Tramp stamps are lower and smaller tard.
>>11545332
.....You're dead, take it back, I'm cool.
>>11545349
Still something tramps would carry around
>>11545325
BACK TATTOOS ARE NOT TRAMP STAMPS
>TRAMP VIRGINS
STOP NO DELETE THIS
>>11545349
It's Kamina, do you actually expect him to be anything more than retarded?
>>11545359
Kys Sliver Queef
(Hosting in 10.)
>>11545332
"Fantastic. You feel like buying a set of armor I stole off a homicidal knight before the Kinsmer tax me to death then?"
>>11545358
>Seconds this
>>11545382
shut the fuck up fakesuki
>>11545382
>Mitsuki19
Yeah no.
>>11545291
>was literally burned at stake for no reason
she didn't die for anything
>>11545325
Tramp Stamps are on the small of your back, usually right over the tailbone, silly.
>>11545382
At least get different pics of Mitsuki and change the filename/ time before hosting. You gotta make your false-flagging more believable than that.
>>11545351
>Harley winces as he says it, that wasn't what she expected.
Damn, did that sting that hard? Sorry, bud...but, if you're as strong as ya say, why haven't you just punched me? Everyone I know has punched me at least once, I expected a fist after two sentences.
>>11545386
Sure, why not? I'm sure I'll find a use for it if I don't like it anyhow.
>She rummages around in one of her suit's pockets and pulls out some loose bills. Where they came from is anybody's guess.
>>11544508
Ah, I see.
>Umu pets her fallen soldier before standing.
Then you are a children's performer! Umu, this makes perfect sense. The ill-fitting haircut and bland clothing give you away!
Very well, due to this realization you will be permitted to wear your uniform.
>>11544483
No, I do not pay attention to jesters. They are reminiscent of barbaric times.
>Umu shakes her hand and accentuates her shooing
>>11545382
(You know what, why not. Give me a tad longer than 10 minutes though.)
>>11545359
Kamina's like 16 years old, mentally if not physically.
He's never seen an actual tramp stamp in his life.
>>11545359
No way that's Kamina, I saw him be civil to Sliver.
>>11545446
Why (umu) do (umu) you (umu) only (umu) have (umu) one (umu) eye(umu)?
>>11545443
"Bank notes. Fantastic. Not worth anything outside of High Rock, but it's better than eating a 200 drake tariff. Enjoy your suit of stolen clothes."
>>11545382
>>11545449
Is this advanced bait
>>11545402
>person who executed her knew she was innocent and lived his life knowing he would be sent to hell for it
jesus
>>11545457
Tramp stamps are old news. Today is all about tinder or twerk or whatever the fuck it's called.
>>11545446
>red is better than blue
I beg to differ, emperor Umu!
>>11545359
...what's me?
>>11545446
>>11545467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSdv9S-VTjk
>>11545506
a fucking retard
>>11545495
God have mercy upon us, we have burned a saint.
>>11545213
>the sudden stop nearly breaks Araragi's neck as his upper body is sent forward
Here, right here! This is where I want to go, so put me down!
>>11545495
If it was God's plan, the guy would have been forgiven in some way. He was just doing his "job"
The judges were the real bastards however, the executionner realized he killed a saint AFTER burning her and repented. That's not the case for those who condemned her.
>>11545443
I don't just go around killing everyone I disagree with, idiot. If I did that, everyone would be dead. Besides, I've got more important people to go after first. I know this may be alien to you, since you seem like the kind of person with small, irrelevant dreams, but I'm planning on eradicating heroes. Seems like a big goal, but really, if that's not what you're going for, you don't deserve to call yourself a villain.
>>11545446
No, I'm not a perfo-
...Ill-fitting? Bland? Slow down. I look fine, and.. And that's not even important for a monster, we don't have time to worry about our appearance! This is just how my hair grows naturally! And who said you can permit me to do anything?! Who died and made you queen of the world? Do you even know who you're talking to?
(Actually, something came up. I'll host in a few hours to make up for it, you all play nice.)
>>11545446
This isn't even jesters, lady. This is current events! For someone who calls herself an Emperor, you sure have no idea what's going on, do you?
>>11545481
>She passes the guard the notes before taking the armor and trying it on.
I always wondered what it'd be like to be stuffed into a can of tuna fish. Guess that's one more thing put to rest.
>>11545576
Here we go again, just a second ago you had your poor little ego broken and you were asking for an apology. So I gave you one, ask a simple question, and this is what I get. Do you listen? Do you learn things? I'm having doubts over here.
>few hour
I'm never getting loot baka
>>11545601
>Kissus
>>11545612
You just don't understand the definition of what a cool villain is, clearly..
>>11545601
I think you're trying to hard for this joke.
>>11545601
kys
>>11545601
fuck you Ueno, you promised
>>11545517
>All of these fate avas and none of them are me
>Most fags are free to pick them up without ever being found since only I get namedropped and take the fall for it
>I get a neat ass CJ
No, I think you've been out-keikaku'd boyo.
>>11545549
a-at least she was posthumously declared inno
and the one who made her be executed was declared a heretic
>>11545567
Are you sure, Nii-chan? Aww you're no fun.
>Karen simply releases the lock of her arms on his legs and lets him fall down onto the floor. She takes a couple of steps forward and turns around to see him.
I can give you a ride another time if you want.
>>11545612
>Hlaalu Guard fully drops from Diplomat Mode after handing off the "lawfully seized" suit of armor into what could accurately be described as the most accurate picture of someone who has made horrible life choices
"I stick to bonemold. You can run out of metal but there's always a misplaced body sitting around somewhere. What's with the jester get up? Guild colors?"
>>11545656
What do you think of junko's rp?
>>11545721
Junko RPs?
>>11545656
What do you think of junko's rp?
>>11545710
>>11545721
I don't see why the fuck you would care what xxxx thinks of yyyy's RP.
>>11545737
Because he's a sheep that can only think what other people think
someone needs to suck this massive cock
I know my time here has been reduced by a ludicrous amount, but perhaps a 24/36 will appease such reactions?
You know the rest from here.
>>11545749
minecraft dirt block
Ignore the cross thread fag and I'll host
>>11545742
This. HG is beta orbiter central, on a level that even ERP can't achieve.
>>11545749
The Crazy Frog Army
>>11545749
This is bait btw.gif
>>11545749
Simon Baitquill
>>11545749
>When you remember Garnet is gone.
Tbh, I think he just got sick of the toxic attitudes
>>11545767
>>11545771
????????? stop you fucking idiots
>>11545767
You army of stupid fucks
>>11545779
Can you blame him?
>>11545749
>This is bait btw.gif
>>11545782
>>11545781
>>11545768
>fug
>>11545781
Look closer at the evidence, anonymous, and it will become clear to you just what my intent was.
>>11545721
Only Junko can ask a question as autistic as this. kys
>>11545792
Lmao no. He did the right thing, smart fuck.
>>11545749
>this is bait btw.gif
>>11545749
Sophisto
>>11545808
If I actually had something that needed my full attention I would fuck off too.
>>11545749
Roxas
>>11545760
(You're late)
>>11545801
you still entered it you dumb fucking retard
>>11545808
He probably just found other, more fulfilling activities to engage in.
HG is something that only bored people do.
>>11545821
He isn't late you entered an obvious bait
>>11545821
>(You're late)
>>11545821
Holy shit you fucking newfag kys
>>11545821
Kid. Check the filename
>>11545829
>A hobby is what people do when they're bored
Whoa.
>>11545749
343 guilty spark
>>11545826
Do I have to spell it out for you? I simply do not give a shit and am in fact, just bored.
>>11545821
Boy, can you not read?
>>11545834
>>11545835
>>11545838
>>11545839
(And this is what I get for trying to enter a game from mobile.)
>11545849
No. This is what you get for being retarded.
STOP CHEWING THE BAIT.
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S FIRST 24 TIME
Will bump if need to.
>>11545849
This is what you get for being an absolute retarded newfag holy shit
>>11545721
>>11545729
I'd like it if it didn't feel fake as fuck. Junko's never played Mirai like that, Junko rarely RPs here so I can't help but thinking it was just something organized on discord.
>>11545864
James Storm
>>11545864
Varok Saurfang
>>11545864
Mikudayo
>>11545864
Gascoigne
>>11545864
Martin Rauch
>>11545864
Araragi Karen
>>11545864
Phil Kessel
>>11545864
Captain Luna
>>11545864
Popeye
>>11545864
343 guilty spark
>>11545864
Zer0
>>11545864
Shikyoh
>>11545864
Drake
>>11545864
The American Guy
>>11545643
'Course I do! Even if I'm sub par, there's no cooler villain than my Puddin'! Coolest there is!
...Though there's that Mr. Freeze guy, but that's something different, he doesn't count.
>>11545682
Nah, just colors I like! Fits well with the night, best time to get up to some fun, y'know? I've looked at other outfits to try, none of them really work as well.
>>11545779
>He's a cool dude. Hoping him the best wherever he's at.
>>11545864
Harley Quinn
>>11545864
C.I. Robotnik
>>11545864
Cleo
>>11545864
Simon Blackquill
>>11545882
NANI
>>11545864
FYXE
>>11545864
Valentine
>>11545864
The Russian Guy
>>11545864
Big Bro
>>11545864
Shirou Kotomine
>>11545864
Little Toy Robot
>>11545869
You know there were two Mirais, right? Look back to the game they entered. For a couple of slides, there were multiples of her posting. Hell, as someone said, all of Junko's folders were leaked
>>11545882
what the fuck
>>11545864
Shinoa
>>11545864
Joker
>>11545864
Crendor
>>11545864
Matt
>>11545864
Chad Thundercock
>>11545864
Generic Hlaalu Guard
...has been here all day and should really get a hobby.
>>11545896
"Whatever works I guess. I'm used to having full armor on all the time."
>>11545864
Ikkun
>>11545864
Alarak
>>11545864
Eggs With Legs
>>11545925
kys juncuck
>>11545859
>>11545865
Who hurt you that much?
Why insulting someone like that because he made a mistake, especially because of his mobile device?
People talked about Garnet and other people leaving. It's really no wonder with guys like you around.
>>11545864
Double King
>>11545864
Irotsuki
>>11545937
Shut the fuck up Asgore holy fuck
>>11545864
Karl Pilkington
>>11545864
Starfire
>>11545864
Fujiwara no Mokou
uhhhhheno
>>11545864
Mai Natsume
>>11545944
I'm not Asgore but I take it as a compliment since he's a genuine kind person.
I repeat: Who hurt you that much?
>>11545920
>when you anonpost about yourself asking kamina how your rp was
sad
>>11545938
*angry peeping noises*
>>11545960
What do you think of junko's rp?
>>11545920
I meant the one replying to Stocking, then.
>>11545911
>gropes
6 more for a 48 player game
>>11545896
Yeah, alright, whatever you say. Arena's opening up, and the last thing I want to be doing right now is chatting. You want to test all that, then you come find me, and I'll show you what it means to be a villain.
>>11545964
>brings a hand near the tiny mushroom and flicks him away, annoyed at his incessant chirping
>>11545974
Agent 4
>>11545959
Idiots who virtue signal anonymously on the internet. You're trying to make yourself feel better by whiteknighting anyone and everyone because "oh ho I'm such a nice person and I'm so kind and I care about all these people!" Fuck off. This is the internet. The trash board of 4chan, no less. No one has any obligation to be nice to anyone here. Grow some thicker skin or kill yourself, faggot.
>>11545968
Cringeworthy. This thing was as bad as the sleepover of Mirai and Yozora on hga.
>>11545974
Advanced Memery
>>11545973
... You're lucky I'm too tired to active my hologram right now
What even happened with stocking and mirai
>>11545974
Kirito
>>11545974
Steve Albini
>>11545974
Nanalan
>>11546005
>throws at roxas
>>11545932
I'll try this suit on for the match. Leotards don't give much in the way of defense, y'know? Sex appeal is different, but that's for Puddin'.
>>11545976
Alright buddy. I guess we'll just have to wait and see yeah?
>The clown cartwheels off into the open doors, laughing and talking to herself about explosions.
>>11545999
>>11545959
That's right. Just let the children be children. The tards need someplace to let off steam after all.
>>11546005
>active
>>11545959
>he's a genuine kind person.
god damn how deluded can a person be
>>11546008
Cancer. Pure unfiltered cancer
>>11545999
If I wanted to virtue signal I'd do it with my avatar.
I'm gaining nothing by asking you why do you spill so much hate about someone's mistake.
Also it's not about being "nice", it's just basic human decency. Nothing wrong with calling people retarded but have a legit reason to do so.
But like you said it yourself, I am among trash here
>>11546028
Shut the fuck up, who are you trying to be? You're trying so hard to act like Adachi or Booker it's the cringiest fucking thing I've seen in these threads today. Stop. You're making yourself look like a retard.
IN AN AGE OF-Skip.
YOU ALL WANT THE GOOD STUFF. NO ONE TO SWAP.
Remember to report all issues to me, I know it should be "embedded" not embed, I just haven't had time to fix it yet.
>>11546028
Kys Baron
>>11545984
*gets carted off to Hell to guard the table of dead kings*
*is still pissed off at life*
>>11545971
when's the next game DDD?
>>11546052
Begin.
>>11545959
>Not knowing that Asgore is a colossal shitposter as an anon
You poor child
>>11545974
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11546052
>>11545974
Saber
>>11546045
Yes, you are. What the fuck is so hard to understand about that. This is one of the most degenerate places on the whole of the regularly accessible internet, and you expect common human decency here? You're fucking retarded. Go to tumblr. Go to reddit. Go anywhere else. This is not the place for that. This is the place for thick skin, shitposting, or oversensitive faggots that shouldn't be here. You're an idiot.
>>11546052
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11546063
Call me daddy Junko
>>11546035
activate*
See? It's the proof I'm tired.
>>11546024
Okay. Who's paying you to do that?
>>11546069
Take off that armor baby
>>11546052
>>11546060
>>11545873
>>11546077
Natani
>>11546059
Y'all got any of that there proof?
>>11546052
Start.
>>11546047
All I'm doing is adapting to my surroundings, friend. Got a problem with it?
>>11546052
Nice tits on the ladies here.
>>11546054
O-Oh shit, you just namedropped me!
>>11546052
>>11546016
>>11546060
>>11546060
>>11546069
stop samefagging
>>11546093
Saber is Yuno and the gun dude is Kamina
>>11546052
Oh... It is starting.
Well then, I wonder if these slaves can provide me with entertainment.
>>11546087
>It's Baron
Lmfao. I didn't even know it was you and I knew you were a cringey autistic retard from the first two posts you made. Holy shit. Please kill yourself.
>>11546027
"Never got much use from sex appeal. Grey skin and red eyes kills your chances with the n'wah."
>>11546052
"Hype, muthsera"
>>11546052
"Let's go."
>Roxas steps onto the battlefield, keyblades already in hand.
>>11546052
Righty o! Let's get this show on the road!
>>11546082
No.
Who left recently?
>>11546083
>ywn bang a chick (male) wearing a Miku costume
Fuck this world.
>>11546077
>active
Fyxe is a spic now, stop eating tacos
>>11546052
Let us begin, most Wulfish of the hosts!
>>11546100
lmao ok deal.
>unsheathes 1000x folded katana
>Iais myself to death
>you like this
>>11546070
You're sad, it's not even funny.
Well. I'm suppose you're actually a decent person IRL, and by decent I mean, too much of a coward to show your true colours.
Enjoy the anonymous power trip :)
>>11546120
that makes me wonder if red serves his cock in a taco shell
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
WELCOME TO THE ASYLUM!
>>11546135
This is edgy
>>11546138
Jeez, can't even stick my head in a burrow without some guy sneaking up on me. Real nice job watching my back, Egghead.
>Drake pulls out her flask and sips from it after being so quickly eliminated from the game.
>>11546138
>The shield may be damaged and the hand axe pitiful compared to his current arsenal, but the assassin takes both anyways before fleeing the asylum. They might just come in handy one day. At the very least, he can barter with them.
>>11546103
You have my gratitude for this act kindness. I will try to return the favor some day.
>>11546120
I don't know a single word of spanish and the ones I could know might as well be portuguese for what they're worth.
...
And I prefer chili
>>11546084
Oh... Well she's kinda wasting her money, but it's kinda cool she's so much interested in me I guess
>>11546138
>incomprehensible yelling intensifies
>at least he'll get a chance to get the skeleton's crown again if the bonely king had gotten a replacement
>>11546138
An asylum, eh? Perfect environment for all these nutjobs.
>>11546138
>Roxas leaves his cell, looking around.
"A lot of people here know Fire. I should be careful."
>>11546104
D'aww...don't be so down, it's like I tell Croccy, there's gotta be someone who likes six foot tall, scale covered, meat obsessed lizard men.
Though I should probably change up the saying for ya just a tad...
>>11546138
Asylum, huh? A little taste of home...no time for memories though, let's get cracking.
>>11546167
this act of*
Crendor hates memes confirmed.
Just stop snoring and people will stop hating you, god.
Sorry Harles, I don't think he sells any guns.
>>11546138
>>11546159
I know the pain of getting knocked out in the first round, but you're an amateur if you think you can let down your guard just because it's early on in the match. You think anybody's gonna let that sort of thing slide? Be more ready next time, and pick better allies. Better yet, learn to not need them.
>>11546138
What's this we have here?
*The Highlord, carefully opens this box to find an empty black abyss within the box*
How intriguing, a box containing an endless void. I could use this
>>11546138
I just fucking lost 48 points today...
>>11546190
"DAMN! Almost got him..."
>Roxas leaps down after the chandelier, looking for his target.
>>11546190
What, you're resorting to ambush tactics?! It's gonna be at least a million years before my senses dull to the point where I fall for that one, kid! Come on, if you want to fight me, then commit! Get down here and do it!
>>11546190
>The assassin keeps tossing trash aside, hoping to find at least one of something useful, whatever it may be. He comes out of the ordeal dirty and empty-handed: ">_<".
Great.
>>11546183
"I've met several n'wah who are unnaturally obsessed with lizard men. They're called furr-
>guard man is interrupted by a sudden onset case of bolder in the face
>>11546138
>violent_smashing.mp4
The first day has many fallen knights, take a moment and examine the bloodstain. It could be you next time.
>>11546190
*Alarak unleashes a massive psionic wave at the gargoyles, almost hitting his "allies"*
Oh no.. I appear to have missed my targets
*The souls of the gargoyles are drained by the high lord*
How pitiful.
>>11546190
Hmm...well, I can work with some of this...gimme the biggest sword you have! Or something covered in spikes! WAIT, WAIT, GIMME A WARHAMMER! Yeah!
>>11546234
>Harley glances to the left as he's smashed by the boulder, bits of the bone armor flying in every direction.
...He's less than fine. Didn't even finish his answer...
>Joke about Vaati vidya lore video here.
Nanalan trapping people in barrels. Be wary.
Maybe if you weren't doing so many backflips you could of did something against his Quinn.
NO ONE is sharing their bonfires tonight.
>>11546202
what would it take to let someone snuggle you
>>11546237
May the rest with the Terrazine...
*The high lord utters out a little chuckle*
>sits on a giant watermelon and kicks her legs back and forth waiting for Mami or Sayaka to show up
>>11546305
>Eats the watermelon
>>11546138
You know, this ax makes me think I'm stepping on someone else's gimmick.
...Something short and orange.
>>11546300
Sooo, uh...little help here, would you? Yknow, just a teensy bit.
...Flashlight or something?
>>11546300
So, we got a lotta time to pass, kid. You been doing any villaining? Beaten any heroes lately, come up with any new moves?
>>11546305
>pushes off of the watermelon and takes it
>replaces with a normal seat because why the fuck would you sit on a watermelon when it's cut open you dumb magical girl
>>11546303
Does it have to have a price? We can do it for free. Hugs are nice
>Fyxe
>>11546300
>Shitty shield equipped and classic blade drawn, Zer0 eyes the three surrounding his bonfire carefully, a fire burning in his eyes and a blaze silhouetting him in the darkening night. Or, rather, not a fire in his eyes, but the following blunt message: "K1LL".
Leave.
>0
>>11546340
you seem to reject everyone that tries to touch you so i thought you wanted money for it
>>11546300
It appears, that we have terrans with the ability with levitation.
-Red and black dude without a mouth