HG HUNGER GAMES
PREPARE TO DIE. ACT 4.
>>11542282
"IT'S AN ARGONIAN SPY KILL IT."
>>11542297
>Get parried
>Get outshot riposte
such is the life of dexfag retardslike you
>>11542282
>It was certainly more threatening of an opponent than the knight, but with five of them working together it still didn't add up to the challenge she craved.
Still not impressed!
>>11542212
Front row, kneel down and load! Second row...OPEN FIRE! Let's make Nagashino a joke compared to this!
>She appears to be shouting to someone or ''something''. In reality she is shouting at a massive amount of floating arguebuses, numbering in the 100's. Soon there's nothing left of the poor knight once known as Kirk
>>11542282
W-who turned off the lights? Nobunaga will not be beaten by mere darkness. Have at you, weakli-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Splat
Stocking found the metallic tapping and got rewarded for it.
>>11542282
I'm not apologizing! Whose idea was it to go after it on foot?
>>11542282
>Mirai kicks the ground in frustration, nearly tripping over her dress.
It probably wasn't even anything special anyway.
Stupid lizard...
>>11542282
Don't let it get away dumb asses, keep firing!
>>11542282
Doesn't matter what it's made of! Rocks, wood, dirt, goddamn diamonds, there's no limit to what the human body can break if you push it far enough! And, plus, if it's humanoid, then..
>Garou ends the fight with an airborne axe kick, coming down onto the creature's head and effectively cracking it in half.
..it can die just the same!
>>11542331
>Garou quickly and easily dodges out of the way, not about to be caught with the same trick twice. He immediately looks around, trying to scope out the location of his attacker.
>>11542331
>After toppling the beast, Mirai turns around and looks at the giant cat.
You're next.
>>11542331
>>11542344
>Kyouko tossed a knife up at the chain holding the chandelier to the ceiling, letting out a disappointed "tch" once she realized he was able to dodge it.
Hey buddy, you should really be more careful... Be a shame if you didn't see the next one coming.
>>11542297
{MUH iron flesh and POISE have something to say about your dex builds}
{Better off going as a hex build. That's where the fun is at}
When Oolacile became threatened by the Abyss created by Manus, Artorias and his wolf companion, Sif, arrived there in an attempt to save Oolacile and rescue the abducted Princess Dusk. However, the two were overwhelmed, and Artorias sacrificed himself to protect Sif using his Cleansing Greatshield, erecting a barrier around the young wolf. Swallowed by the Dark, he became corrupted along with his already-cursed sword.
Will you be able to lay this legend to rest?
>>11542371
Ahk...remember me how I lived...
>dies
What's better
Themed games or nonthemed games.
>>11542331
It's probably just that damn lizard again, who cares?
>>11542371
>>11542379
Alright, I will.
>Ruri resolves to be a little clumsier in the future, and throw a temper tantrum every so often.
>>11542331
"I would be annoyed by the tapping if the dead body on my head didn't block out sound so well."
>>11542371
>Hlaalu Guard uses the Ancient Hlaalu Combat Technique: Throwing poor people in harms way and running while they die
"Sorry Muthsera, you're with the Ancestors now!"
>>11542371
Ah come, -another- single enemy? This is just disappointing! I know I'm good but come on...
>Kyouko points down once again, NO RESPECT
>>11542371
>Somehow, Starfire gets tripped mid-air and impale herself face first on the Knights sword, ohh that's gotta hurt.
>>11542363
Oh, really? I, the person who avoided your shitty excuse for a "trap," should be more careful? That's ironic. Because, to me, it seems like the one poking a hornet's nest is the one who should be careful here. If you think something as mundane as a chandelier is enough to take down a monster like me, you're way out of your league. Now's your chance to apologize.
>>11542371
>Garou steps off of the beaten body of Artorias, cracking his helmet under his foot.
You call these "bosses?" They're not even worth my time, send somebody worthwhile next time.
>>11542285
>Stocking's nerves are electrified with the pain coming from her crushed hand, only getting away when Mirai releases her fingers.
Gkk! W-What do you mean cosplaying? This is my own hand-made goth outfit. I'm no fan of yours at least until you show me if you're as good as I've heard. Have you heard about Willy Wonka?
>>11542371
Alright so I keep your armor and weapons right? Time for my latest piece of decoration to arrive.
>>11542383
Who gives a shit about non-themed games?
>>11542371
It's like fall all over again!
Sorry guard, those ghosts do suck a lot.
Crypt of the Necrodancer is 75% off.
>>11542397
A monster huh..? I've killed bigger monsters than you, but, you're right... I'll apologize.
>Kyouko dawns a sickeningly smug grin as she taunts him
I'm sorry that it missed you, next time I'll try harder. Promise.
>>11542415
>Kyouko was tired of wasting her time on weak opponents, rather than kill Stocking she figured it would be funny to shove the girl in a barrel. And it was!
>>11542415
I'm telling you, they want my precious cake storage but I'm not telling them anyone. Nobody touches my stuff, over my damned ead angel body!
>>11542415
"I died like I lived. Face down in a dirty puddle."
>>11542415
>>11542434
Huh...someone named Kyouko, really? Your cake? Tragic, absolutely.
>Ruri nods as if she cares.
MULTI KILL! WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE. CREEPING IN. MAKE YOUR BETS
>>11542431
I'm going to kill you real hard.
>>11542450
>>11542450
I know right? You know how much those cost? For starters I-
>But then she was sliced along the rest of tributes
....
>>11542465
>>11542481
Huh, thought I heard somethin...
Sounded... Bitchy, and annoying.
>Kyouko shrugs and continues on her way
>>11542431
Hilarious. Somebody like you should know strength isn't relative to size. Underestimate somebody too hard and you might not even live long enough to regret it. Thought you'd know that, at least. Guess they're not teaching you heroes like they used to.
>>11542465
Come to think of it, I really don't care about banal crap like your cake. Bye-bye.
>Collateral is fine, probably even a good thing. Ruri doesn't even let out a peep as she jumps.
AND WE'RE DOWN TO TWO. ONCE FRIENDS. NOW ENEMIES.
WHO WILL WIN?
>>11542501
My vote's on Problem Child because we have something in common.
>>11542398
Oh, I-I see...
The girl's words leave Mirai in a dejected state fora moment before she suddenly springs back up, regaining her grip on the poor angel's hands yet again.
That just means I have to work even harder to spread my legend!
>Mirai steps back, pondering the other girl's question.
WIlly Wonka? You mean that American movie about the candy factory? I've heard of it, but I can't say I've ever watched it. What for?
>junko getting kuga to cj with him in thread
jej
>>11542537
THat's Hoshi
It's all over folks! The Dark consumes another!
>>11542542
Kuga sucked Hoshi's dick hard enough to get his Stocking folder.
Post something I can fap to. I like feet.
>>11542491
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU WILL BE THE LAST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE, YOU'RE FUCKING FINISHED!
>Yells from a distance.
>>11542522
What if I tell you it's not really a movie and the factory exists? You see, behind those walls there are candy wonders I'm willing to risk myself for. Buuut since you guys exists I don't have to do that. You get me?
AND THE WINNER IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
>>11542578
boo
>>11542570
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>>11542566
>>11542491
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>>11542547
>>11542578
Thanks for hosting.
Placements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvvFnR0kJFw
>>11542578
That spear brat didn't win at the least, serves her right.
Good game.
>>11542492
I dunno if I'd call it underestimating ya, I just know I could kick your ass if I need to, call it a hunch. You might even get a hit or two in if I'm really off my game.
Also, who the hell are you callin a hero? Do I really come off as some kinda "heroic defender of justice" or some shit like that? Oh please.
>>11542501
>FUCK
>STILL UNDEFEATED THO
>YOUR BOSSES AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!
>>11542578
>Thanks for hosting mate, I like the game!
>>11542570
There's that awful noise again...
>>11542578
Thanks. Didn't feel up to playing much today though.
>>11542592
thanks for hosting
And summery. Thanks for playing gotta go thanks bye loves
>>11542578
Thankaranya for hosto bosto. I hope problem child can solve his problem.
>>11542578
Congratulations. Thank you for hosting, Beowulf.
>>11542578
"Congratulations,Troublesome N'wah Youth."
>>11542592
"My the Three keep you Host Serjo Now someone help me haul this guy's armor to a merchant."
>>11542592
>>11542612
Thanks for hosting!
>>11542578
...congratulations?
Thanks for hosting.
>>11542592
Thanks for the game!
And nice job to the little guy
>>11542585
255443
>>11542592
It will do for training
>>11542592
Oh! I got quite far! I may not have won, but I am still proud of myself.
Thank you very much for the round, most Wulfy of Hosts.
>>11542604
You need me to explain this to you? You must really be new to the scene. There're three kinds of people in this world, heroes, villains, and civilians. You don't strike me as a villain, and you're sure as hell not just some average civilian. What else am I supposed to call you? Either way, you're prey, in the grand scheme of things, just like everybody else.
>>11542592
Thanks for the match, Beowulf.
>>11542648
>kys
Rude.
>>11542592
>>11542612
Yes yes, you did an acceptable thing, Host! You made the mistake of not letting I, Oda Nobunaga, win! You are forgiven because I am unusually generous today! Your thanks are not required.
>>11542570
Oh?
>A realization suddenly dawns on the shinobi girl, bringing a glimmer of hope to her exposed eye.
Does this mean what I think it means? Y-you're hiring me?
>Mirai puffs out her tiny chest in an attempt to seem as grandiose as possible.
Heh, say no more. I can break into that factory and clear it out before they even know what hit them! You've come to the right shinobi!
>>11542662
>kissus Tamaranean
>>11542669
Man, that's a black and white way to look at things... Alright, I guess I'm a "hero" if we're goin by your terms, but "prey"?
If I'm prey, does that make you the predator? What a joke! By all means, if you feel like takin a bite out of me, go for it...
>>11542720
Thank you very much for the most affectionate of actions...but shouldn't such things be saved for those most important to you? You should not waste your kisses, Anonymous.
https://pastebin.com/8kSVmTR0
>>11542693
I have another factory for you to break into, but this one is a chicken nugget factory. Interested?
>>11542693
I see you have guts, I like that. Who knows if there's more than we've seen in that movie adaptation? That's your mission, infiltrate in the factory and dig out as much secrets as possible. You'll be well rewarded, Mirai.
>Stocking takes out small checkbook from her purse.
How much is this gonna cost me?
>>11542768
Glad to see Mitsuki is back at her rightful place.
>>11542767
"So. Muthsera. About that uh. Shoving you into a sword thing. Sorry about that."
>Guard man sips his mazte
>>11542724
Of course I'm the predator. There's nothing else a monster can be. You can't look at a prey and call it a "monster," it's just a pathetic rodent at that point. I'll get to you eventually, but for now, it wouldn't be worth the time it would take. There're a lot of people here determined to call themselves heroes, or fighters for justice, or whatever cliche line they want to throw out for the world. Those are my first priority. After I've cleaned out all of them, I'll come back to teach you where you stand in the food chain.
>>11542768
>Eggman-kun at the bottom
>Literally who newfag at the top
Homura
Erase this timeline
>>11542768
>Stain is 3rd
I hope he wins, then he'll finally prove once and for all that avafags are weak and maybe, just maybe, usher in a new era of prosperity for HG.
>>11542792
Mitsucky will be dethroned and cast aside like a plastic bag, floating on the breeze.
>>11542798
It is very much okay. This is an arena of death and fighting, I would not hold such petty things against you.
You do not need to be apologizing.
>>11542768
>65
Not bad.
>>11542768
Haaaaah...just a little bit more, and the avafag killer shall claim the top spot, befitting of my title.
>>11542821
Meatsucky
>>11542693
I'll hire you.
>unzips dick
>>11542821
Mitsuki will win the whole thing.
>>11542845
Why do you hate avafags so much?
>>11542821
You wish, she's better than any of your jokes of tributes could ever be
Rewind.
>>11542778
Huh? Oh right, payment!
>Mirai thinks hard, occasionally bringing up her fingers
Six million, and I'll need half up front. Such a heavily-fortified location is going to take a lot of work to breach, and I AM the best after all.
>>11542777
That sounds boring. I'll consider it, but only if I get to keep some of their finished product.
>>11542863
H-hey!
>Mirai shields her eye from the disrobing anon.
Post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YejxyaFyUHc
>>11542873
it is his character
>>11542768
>More than 3000 tributes and Eggman-kun is LAST
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>11542768
So these are my rivals~ I look forward to drowning them.
>>11542822
"Of course. It's just that usually victims of the House Hlaalu Secret Combat Art don't usually get back up. Or if they do it's chained in the hold of a Dres galleon headed to Necrom."
>Guard Man attempts to be polite and offer a flask of Balmora's finest libations
>By which I mean a dirty jug full of river water and flat beer that approximately makes a """"drink""""
>>11542866
>>11542878
Meatsucky is a skanky whore who pleasures men for money.
Such a vile thot cannot become the champion. It would drag HG into a pit of depravity more vile and disgusting than anything that /trash/, /b/ and /pol/ can create.
>>11542809
>Kyouko shrugs her shoulders and sighs, just a little disappointed
And here I thought you might not be all talk and I might get a little action... Whatever, make sure to let me know when you finally reach me on your little list, kay? I wouldn't wanna miss the opportunity to make an asshole like you cry 'cause he got beat by a little girl.
Now get outta here before I lose my patience and make the first move.
>>11542897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqMfWwnLtKg
>>11542897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUt_7TQCWtU
>>11542873
Oh boy, there is both a pasta and a screencap that explains why, but I have no idea where they are.
>>11542901
>why does character do x
>its his character
Oh gee thanks for the clear response dude.
>>11542768
>Eggman-kun last
Poetic proof of the death of Old HG to the birth of Neo-HG.
>>11542897
https://youtu.be/JL0QIENyLrc
I WANT YURI
>>11542934
no problem dude, it's just what I do
>>11542897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NCiw3GNiN4
>>11542897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8qLH2Ag6cA
>>11542894
...We're talking about japanese yen here right? If so, then deal.
>Stocking reaches for Mirai's hand and shakes it.
>>11542919
Why the fuck would she need the money anyway?
>>11542950
I want Matoi.
>>11542845
What the fuck even is this character design?
He's like an edgy ninja turtle
Where are his pupils?
Why are his teeth so big?
>>11542950
Hello yes i am yuri
>>11542974
da worl runs on monneh
>>11542768
>>11542940
>Eggman-kun gets weaker depending on how shit HG is
I CRACKED THE CODE
Hello /HG/
>>11542950
don't worry bro I got this
>places a plate of squid on the ground
>>11542919
Shut the fuck up before she sees you talk about her like that.
>>11542920
Why so eager to die, kid? You're still young. Live your life a little before you start making stupid decisions.
>>11542919
Mitsuki is a saint, she's the purest being here.
Does EXP do anything yet?
So,
>stares at everyone in the thread
>makes eye contact with everyone
>starts jerking a bit
>stops jerking a bit
>starts jerking a lot
>stops
>spits
>drinks a glass of water
When's the next secret avatar weekend?
>>11542980
It's called badass, here's a better image
I miss Reigen.
>>11542873
The current avafags...they lack conviction. And those who lack conviction, are weak. And it's only natural for the weak to be weeded out.
All for the sake of a better society.
>>11542980
Yes.
>>11543016
>Wishes death upon everyone here
>Saint
Hue
>>11543025
>i literally have zero idea who to pick
Not in 50 years m8.
>>11542897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E4rHMD27kY
>>11543036
She just hates you, over all she's good.
>>11543036
I see you're trying to pull off another "death machine meme" but the fact is, it doesn't work.
Mitsuki is too bland.
You could say that the more thirst she gets, the stronger she is, however.
>>11543036
B-BUT MUH GODESS MITSUKI
>>11542950
Fuck off, anon
>>11542918
That is okay! I usually shot to immoblize, or in thise case it would be to kill. I have gone through much worse as well, it is all "kosher" as they would say.
>Starfire graciously takes the flask and takes a sip of it...to normal people it would be disgusting, but to a Tamaranean? It's famrastic.
Oh! This is pretty good...would you mind if I kept it? Or do you perhaps need this?
>>11542969
B-but I thought you were American!
>Mirai takes a small calculator out of a hidden pocket in her unreasonably large dress and punches in some numbers, her expression darkening as she reads the result.
B-but that's only ... No, I'm more professional than this. Very well, we have an agreement!
>The shinobi girl extends a trembling hand out to the angel's and gives her attempt of a firm handshake. She may be getting far less than she intended to but hey, this is her first major job (and a payday is a payday after all).
>>11543030
I miss him too
>>11542894
Son is that you? Why are you dressed up like a little girl? Come clean my grave.
>>11543082
>Famrastic
That's suppose to be Fantastic. Goshdarn it.
>>11543071
Shitsuki*
Ftfy
>>11543002
>>11543016
Meatsucky will be dethroned by Stain, and our society will be lead not by an order of anime girls looking for dicks to suck, but by people who actually give a damn about what they do, and don't spend time slutting it up so they can maintain power. After all, why slut it up when you can easily assert dominance and show that you're actually capable of leading HG into a brighter future?
I miss nonon meduse KK ikusame franky junpei gogo tricky dean hikki marisa vert tupac jesus yukine booce tony montana that soccer guy slade ta-class boba fett gary suika garnet vino izaya yosuke not sunset eruna junko hoshi cody grimes ultron rin and vader
>>11543007
You're still here? Huh, thought you had a big list of things to do.. You'd rather talk to little girls instead of killing heroes? Some villain...
>>11543102
Fuck off.
>>11543027
I'm sorry, but nothing with a tongue hanging out is "badass".
>>11543031
Kek, that's great.
>>11543098
Fuck you dad, I'm going to be a trap and there's nothing you can do about it!
>Kicks gravestone
>breaks foot
>>11542992
niggerfaggotqueermodiediediediediediediediediedie
>>11543112
>that soccer guy
Klopp.
Also Gengar
>>11543111
Stain still needs to deal with Inkling first, so talk about that later.
>>11543114
>Joining in on conversation you weren't a part of
No anon, you fuck off. Nobody was talking to you.
>>11543138
>inkling
That's Agent 4
>>11543132
Excuse me, can you say it again? I didn't understand what you said.
>>11543082
>Generic Hlaalu Guard pulls another clay jug from his pack and hands it over
>This is the second Ayylamo that the random guild mook has attempted to befriend in 12 hours
>Maxed out Speechcraft skill, don't question it
"I keep at least 20 jugs on my person at all times Sera. Take as much as you want."
>>11543130
>nothing with a tounge hanging out is badass
Uhh....Venom?
>>11543148
Whatever, Mitsuki is not going to lose.
>>11543113
Excuse me for trying to talk some sense into a kid practically just throwing their life away. You're lucky I'm this.. Busy.. Or you'd be dead by now. Listen, I couldn't care less, but you need to start being more careful with just who you threaten. You've probably got parents or something. Don't be stupid, you brat.
mitsuki betray the city i go yuno side
>cody
>>11543138
>>11543148
Inkling, Agent 4, fucking piece of walking calamari, whatever you wanna call them, is nothing more than a delusional child, they haven't got the guts to grasp the future and mould it with their own two hands. Stain will easily wipe him out.
>it's another Mitsuki whiteknight episode
I hope stain curbstomps her.
>>11542994
Itadakimasu.
>sluuuuuuurp
>>11543202
Stain or anyone else really.
>>11543159
I know Spiderman 3 isn't the best example to use, but I had it on hand. Still, the basic design elements are consistent. I guess it's just a matter of personal preference, but I always though Venom looked kinda stupid ever since MvC.
Post badass character designs
>>11543084
Excellent. You're an actual ninja who can like, teleport and become one with nature to be invisible and all that, right? This should be super easy for someone like you.
Now with that said and done, you're not dressing like the traditional shinobi I've seen in fiction, why's that?
Anyone got some more Mitsuki porn?
>>11543182
>Kyouko narrows her eyes, summoning her spear and pointing it right at Garou's neck.
You're not excused, asshole. I'm not gonna sit here and get lectured by some muscle headed freak who's got no damn idea what he's talkin about.
You shoulda walked away when you had the chance...
>>11543240
>>11543157
Truly? That is most kind of you.
>A goofy smile crosses the girls face as she chugs down the rest of...well what could only loosely be described as a drink, but to the lady of Tamaran it is a mighty delicacy.
Ahaa! It is most wonderful! You must teach me how to make this most wonderful of drinks!
>>11543202
Next game anon, next game Mitsuki will go even further.
>>11543248
Yeah.
>>11543240
>>11543240
>>11543240
>>11543240
>Ding Ding, Bitch
>>11543271
Dude can barely reach his own dick
>>11543240
>>11543240
I want to touch Starfire's feet.
>>11543249
Now, now, Kyouko...! Save the fighting for the arena! So unruly...
>Mami wraps up her fiery friend and drags her away.
Excuse me, sir! You two will have a chance when it's appropriate, I'm certain!
>>11543187
>>11543111
This path you try to follow is not the right one, warriors. It is a mirage, tricking you with false promises too good to ever be achieved. Nay, the answer lies not in conviction to force others, but to improve yourself.
Your hatred has blinded you, as it has done to so many fallen before. Do not repeat thier mistakes warriors.
>>11543224
Well, I guess we all have different definitions of what badass is.
Personally, I didn't really like the slimmed down version of Venom in SM3. His bulk in contrast to Spiderman was always what made him threatening and badass to me.
Gimme 36 jews
>>11543318
Popeye
>>11543261
Are you gonna post it?
>>11543315
kys Baron and host
>>11543318
Crazy Frog Master Race
>>11543318
Shlomo Kikesberg
(Male)
>>11543318
Taiga Aiasaka
>>11543318
Submarine Hime
>>11543318
FYXE
>>11543318
Double King
>>11543318
You better not bait.
>>11543318
asmodeus.exe
>>11543318
a chicken tikka masala
>>11543318
Raven
>>11543318
Merryn
>>11543318
Crendor
>>11543318
Saber
>>11543318
Ruler
>>11543318
A panda trueno AE86
>>11543326
Nah. That's rude. You can find it yourself.
>>11543318
Shrersh
>>11543318
Madoka
>>11543318
Starfire
>>11543318
Big Bro
>inb4 king bugs bait
>>11543318
Shekelberg Myouga
3454 511554!
>>11543337
>Youmu
Dropped.
>>11543318
James Storm
>>11543318
A Shelby GT500
>>11543318
Downward Spiral
Araragi Karen
>>11543318
Phil Kessel
>>11543366
>>11543367
I beg your pardon, madame. But I believe this is the fourth time within a few days we have entered the premises at the exact same time. Is this a coincidence or is there something you require of me?
>>11543391
KING BUGS SHALL SAVE US FROM OUR TORMENT, FOR HE IS THE GUIDING LIGHT, THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVE, A MESSIAH AMONG US SINNERS.
>>11543318
Garou
>>11543249
>Garou walks right into the spear, letting the tip of it press firmly against the flesh next to his adam's apple. A single droplet of blood is freed from the point where blade meets skin, running down his neck and under his shirt. Despite the exposed position he'd put himself in, he pockets his hands.
I don't care how strong you are. There's even some alternate universe out there where you're stronger than me right now. But no matter how damn strong you are, there's always somebody out there that can obliterate you without even lifting a finger. You go around constantly pissing everybody off, picking fights with people, you're not gonna live long enough to regret it. You're a stupid kid without any restraint. This dumb-ass pride you hero types have is what makes all of you so boring. Stop being stupid, there's somebody that cares about you somewhere, that's how humans work. That applies to everybody. You're not allowed to do stupid shit and get yourself killed, not when there're people out there that're expecting you to come back alive. Don't be like every other stupid kid and get yourself killed too early. Live into adulthood and be killed after you've already lived like people should. Idiot.
>>11543318
Karl Pilkington
>>11543318
Saber Remover Mordred
So? Knock it down to 24?
>>11543318
Little Toy Robot
>>11543398
That is Shlomo Kikesberg
>>11543255
>Guard Man looks genuinely confused
>or he would if he didn't have a hat made out of dead people on his face
>the only N'wah that can handle mazte without passing out, throwing up, or passing out then throwing up are usually argonians
"Mazte? It's the juiced of fermented saltrice sealed in a guar-skin drum and watered down with the Odai River."
>>11543318
Generic Hlaalu Guard
>>11543318
TURBOMILF KANAKA KAGAMI
>>11543318
Araragi Koyomi
>>11543318
Shikyoh
>>11543432
It is Jewmu
>>11543430
You took 6 million you can take 24
>>11543318
Advanced Memery
>>11543391
>implying
>>11543318
Gascoigne
>>11542768
>holy lad what the FUCK happener
Myouga is mywife
Myouga is mylife
>>11543302
>>11543417
>Kyouko yelps out in surprise, caught off guard by Mami's ribbons and completely subdued as she was wrapped from shoulder to ankle in the fabric and dragged away.
W-What the fuck?! God damn it let me go I was gonna kill em..!
>>11543417
>Kyouko yells out to Garou as the yellow haired magical girl takes her away
Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna hear it! Next time I see you you're dead, got it?
>>11543459
I've been here for like a week or something, calm the thirst a bit.
>>11543459
"no"
>>11543246
Invisibility? One with nature? Ha!
>Seemingly out of nowhere, the shinobi girl pulls out a bipod-mounted LMG.
I prefer the more ... "direct approach" methods. Six hundred fifty rounds per minute is more than enough to deal with anything that gets in my way!
>The gun wobbles as Mirai struggles to maintain a grip, her upper-arm strength clearly not enough to handle such a weight.
>>11543480
Its just a meme dont worry
>>11543318
Triple H
>>11543459
*I teleport behind you*
knock it off or die bitch
*I teleport away*
>>11543509
NANI?!!
>>11543475
If you can, kid.. If you can.
>(Damn kids, too eager to die nowadays. Why can't they just live their lives and be killed properly when they're adults?)
>>11543318
Rabbi Chan
>>11543366
I take it you are ready to fight then Arthur?
Yes?
>>11543521
I really must apologize for my friend's demeanor. She is prickly on the best of days, and I'm afraid you may have inadvertently hit a sore spot for her... You two will have your chance, I'm sure!
>>11543475
Kyouko, please! Calm down... You know better than to fight outside of the competition around here...!
>Disappears with her prisoner in tow
>>11543572
>36 jews
>only 3 jews
>>11543572
Yes.
>>11543572
Yes, let's do this! I'm redongo bongo.
>>11543318
Alexander the Great
>>11543572
>adding someone who didn't enter at the expense of an actual RPer
uhm
>>11543572
Yes! Well, I think so anyway.
>>11543572
"House Hlaaljew approves."
People rping around my games but not entering? Oy gevalt, banned. Keeping this in my diary.
>>11543592
lmao kys kid
>>11543497
Hooold up a second, what the FUCK.
>Stocking pokes the gun in curiosity and is only more surprised knowing it's the real deal.
Are you kidding me? You can't just burst in that factory and menace them with guns, that's terrorism! It's a candy factory not some military base!
>>11543594
RPers are the scum of this community.
>>11543592
Alexander the Late
>>11543438
>Starfire cups her chin and nods along with the guards instructions...she didn't know WHAT he was talking about, but it's nothing she can't improvise with.
I see...I shall work with what I have back at my place of living.
Thank you very much, Mister.
>>11543602
>Oy gevalt, banned.
I don't get it, why is Hitler-san using Jewish Yiddish?
>>11543608
rude. Why you gotta be so rude
>>11543602
Host..Why are you leaving sharpened throwing knives around on the ground? Someone might step on them and get seriously injured!
...That's okay. I'll pick them up and keep them around me.
>>11543605
Why aren't you in /b/ then?
>>11543602
>Tfw someone else managed to use your staff of power and plot device.
>>11543602
I only have like 4 of these
>>11543412
>>11543543
>didn't get the (you)s from these post
oi 1 sec
>>11543602
"Calling Italy."
>>11543632
"Three Gods, One Faith. May Saint Seryn the Merciful bless and keep you."
>>11543602
>>11543648
If it is any consultation, I did not mean too...
Oh my fucking god, I think I might hate Japanese this year. Last year we had a teacher named Ms. Noguchi, she was an old woman from japan, but her classes were serious and quiet. We had tests every other day. But she retired. Now we have this one woman who learned Japanese at PSU who makes the classroom look more like a GOD DAMN anime with kawaii posters everywhere and we also sit in FUCKING GROUPS LIKE BRAIN DEAD KINDERGARDNERS. She said she got interested in Japanese through anime and THIS LARDED FUCK STARTED TALKING OUT LOUD TO THE TEACHER ABOUT HIS FAVORITE ANIMES WHEN SHE WAS STILL INTRODUCING HERSELF. Also outside in the hallway there is a display case that used to show old japanese artifacts, NOW THERES JUST FUCKING MANGA BOOKS IN THERE AND OTHER SHIT. My god I wanted to learn japanese because it was different not to look like a FUCKING WEEB
>>11543602
Another day perfect to run away from the Cornucopia... Sort of.
>Instead of running away from it, Karen just walks.
>>11543635
reverse psychology. Wolf amongst the sheep.
>>11543602
>>11543608
I suppose I can only blame myself, huh? I'll accept your musings.
>>11543646
/b/ has default games up the ass and scat spam
>>11543675
Terrible match. You clearly oil your trees. Restart.
>>11543675
B-by Lord Almighty, that car somehow has gained self consciousness! ...I cannot allow this thing to run rampant. By my regret I must disable it.
If only I was swift enough to capture it.
>>11543675
What a cliche, oy ve--urk.
>Dies.
>>11543675
So your hands glow green and can fire energy? That's rad, I can do that too but with my sword insteads
>>11543675
>>11543675
>She spins on her same spot and her hips hit against the corner of a table. Karen explodes, not literally, and winces as she rubs the exact spot where she's hurt.
OW OW OW OW.
>>11543412
If I needed something of you then I would tell you directly. I see no reason to hold it back.
That being said it is pure coincidence. Only a fool would see something where there is nothing to see.
>>11543543
I would not have entered this crucible were that the case.
>>11543705
Don't worry I'll rig the next one for you.
>>11543603
>Mirai cocks her head.
Huh, why not? A target is a target after all. Don't you want all of those sweet candy-making secrets?
>On the verge of dropping the massive firearm, the ninja girl partially lifts her dress up, balancing it in between her legs.
Terrorism shmerrorism. Murder is the Hebijo way after all, and I'm one of the top students in my class! No candy merchant, no matter how stylish his outfit, can stand up to my Valkyrie here.
Rewind.
minecraft dirt block
>>11543724
As if I need your fire to begin with, Shikyouh. My will of fire is more than enough to keep me warm during the night.
>>11543745
>Mirai cocks
>>11543724
Hey Ruler, should we tell these guys we're not actually alive and we're in fact, ghosts from another time? I bet they'l get really spooked.
>>11543724
"...No I'm not a senator's son, nor am I fortunate. My father was a moneylender. Very astute of you Muthsera Fogerty."
>>11543722
As you say, Saber. Though being suspicious and careful is never a bad thing..Aslong it does not lead into paranoia. I wish the Lord's blessing upon you in the fights to come.
>>11543724
...And that's how I found how my greatest ally in life has commited an atrocious act and drove my beloved France into further despair..only because he wished for me to walk back on Earth.
>>11543748
dw goy I'll ban these infidels like that loli neko and that phineas and furb character
>>11543770
I appreciate the sentiment and return the gesture in good faith. Best of luck to you in the arena.
>>11543763
Oh a fascinating story to frighten disobedient children I am sure. But we have a role to play in the grand scheme of things and I am quite positive it is not to scare innocents, childrens and adults alike.
>>11543774
>She grabs a rock(?) from the ground and throws it a Nii-chan. The girl only notices what it is when she looks back down on her open palm and then raises her foot.
Ew...
>>11543791
Me on the right
>>11543774
Everyday I feel them wail my name..I should be with them and not here in the Lord's home..Return me to where I belong, stranger. I beg of you!
>>11543803
Kamina-senpai!
>kissu
>>11543791
Circumstances has forced me to make an early exit..I cannot disrupt the balance of this realm's nature too much as I would betray the role that was imposed upon me. I am sure that you and your blade will fare far betterr than yours truly.
>cherry picking
>ever
How sad can you be?
>>11543745
I do, but they won't easily give them away and I don't want any of those secrets destroyed by a tactical ninja grenade, you get me? That's why this should be a stealthy espionage mission, little ninja.
>>11543774
>>11543797
>Araragi steps aside just in time to evade the mysterious object that his little sister threw at him
What do you think you're doing?
Why the hell is it that every time I feel like blowin' something sky high, the show's already on? Can't you people have a schedule at least?
>>11543774
>>11543838
>mislink
>>11543843
Join the club.
>>11543842
I'm trying to test your reflexes to see if you're a cat or a dog.
>She says as she shakes her right leg and her right hand.
>>11543843
>>11543852
I do not know of this club but I will be running it from now on. Umu, I will allow another to join us, but only if you will clean the clubhouse on a regular basis.
>>11543843
We have a scedule
>>11543843
"I know the feeling, every time I turn around a new Arena begins."
>>11543852
"We still haven't had our duel. I take it your injuries have healed?'
>>11543838
>>11543845
if you ignore games in a hunger games thread and then get banned by the host for rping around it, is it me to blame or u?
yeah
>>11543824
D-Don't
>>11543879
>Karen finishes her story talking about how she was born from an egg while a giant dragonasour was attacking the village she lived in.
>>11543879
I literally replied to every event last game. You have no excuse.
>>11543791
Me when I lose a card game
>>11543870
You? Leading anything? No, I don't think so. The only thing you'd lead a group to is their deaths. I was making a joke, but I'm going to be the leader, and that's that.
>>11543875
Mostly. Living on your own without a roof is bound to keep you away from peak condition, but a monster has to live with what he's got. Frankly, I've got more important people to fight. If we meet in the arena, then so be it, I'll slam you into the ground. But unless it's on the way, it ain't worth my time.
>>11543860
Can't you just let me be? I don't want to be compared with a pet or any kind of animal.
>>11543879
What for? It will only make you run away again, and you're going to trip and hurt yourself again.
>>11543879
>Hlaalu Guard throws down his flint and pile of sticks in frustration
"My entire homeland is covered in fire. Why would I ever learn to make one?"
>>11543792
Oh come on, there's no harm into scaring some kids for a bit with stories about old heroes. You really need some of what we call "fun" in your bloodstream, Ruler.
>>11543843
You can still blow things up, woman.
>>11543879
Get on the passenger seat, pops. I'll take us on a journey this time.
>>11543899
but you don't enter and just cj? As I said, banned.
>>11543879
It is very much appreciated, blonde haired miss. I shall take the couch, as loaders of free tend to do.
>>11543908
But we have spirit animals, Nii-chan. Everyone has this one animal or this one eldritch entity that they can relate themselves with. I'd say you're a sloth.
>>11543843
My schedule is seeing your tears, clownie.
>>11543923
Scanning the waters.
>>11543852
Seriously, a bulletin board or somethin' would be work. Makin' this whole thing a little more orderly would help fit more explosions into my busy, explosives filled day.
>>11543870
Cleaning? What? Naaaah. Already disinterested lady, what good is cleaning if blood and bullet casings are just gonna get all over the floor again? I only do that sort of thing for Puddin' anywho.
>>11543872
Sorry bud. Don't know what a scedule is, but good on ya.
>>11543875
Then stop turning around so much, would ya? I want a little bit of time to get myself pretty for the cameras.
>>11543919
Are you offering something to explode? Because all the artillery is jam packed in there. Ya know, where I ain't.
I just want to fuck Corrin.
>>11543944
>scudles when you don't look
BADABING
>>11543923
>She grabs her mag and slips it under her sleeve. As if she were a robot, her hands make the characteristic sound of a weapon when you reload it.
It's on!
>>11543919
With all due respect, Mordred. But our definition of fun are not exactly on the same wavelength as far I can possibly tell.
Very well then. If we were to have a moment of having ''fun'' the way you usually do it, what would we do? And please.. Call me Jannu. I think we are far past formalities at this point.
>marches into the thread
>protects >>11543870
>>11543956
>BADABING
BIONICLE
>>11543959
>>11543843
surely there'll be a host after me.
>>11543944
That's how it works around here. They all sit around, chitchat, and accomplish nothing for a few hours, and then as soon as you get up to get a glass of water, they've already loaded up the arena and locked the doors. Deal with it and wait for the next one like the rest of us. Plenty of mountains around here for you to level in the meantime.
>>11543923
>Araragi gets on the passenger seat in the car
This is how we're doing it right? It would be easier.
So who's driving?
>>11543934
Why does it have to be a sloth?! I don't stay home doing nothing all day, you know?! I g out and... Uhhh... I go out! That's all you need to know.
>>11543839
And that's why I don't use explosives. Don't worry so much! With my grace and agility, the only things getting destroyed are whatever security a candy factory can manage to hir-
>Attempting to emphasize her point with a twirl, Mirai trips over her feet, falling on her back.
I-I can do it!
>>11543905
"Fair enough, I suppose."
>The Nobody pulls a box of pocky out of his pocket, biting into one straight from the box.
"You'll probably lose, though. I've unlocked my magic in most of the Arenas now, don't know how."
>>11543944
"Why does everyone here care so much about the cameras? Gain favor through skill, not through looks."
>>11543981
>They all sit around, chitchat, and accomplish nothing for a few hours, and then as soon as you get up to get a glass of water, they've already loaded up the arena and locked the doors
It hurts.
>>11543923
Everyone else but you has gotten over me Yosuke. Stay obssessed.
>>11543843
>audible shrugging
"I just work here weird clown n'wah."
>>11543979
>Hlaalu Guard attempts to tell a ghost story
>Most of Vvardenfell is infested with undead
>So it's just a normal story
"...and that's the story of how I lost 80 drakes in Suran to a khajiiti barista of ill repute and my Ancestors laughed at me for months."
>>11543979
>She grabs a bunch of bandage aids after the injury she managed to inflict to herself. Instead of putting all of them right on top of her skin, she places the bandage aids right on top of her yellow jumper.
Hai hai this will do.
>>11543986
Sloths go out to find apples or bananas so they can eat. If they were able to get food without moving, they'd love it. And you want to see why you're a sloth, Nii-chan? Have you exercised today?
>>11544003
are you autistic by any chance?
>>11543998
"You'll probably lose," huh? You're sounding real confident, kiddo, but trust me, I've taken out heroes way stronger than you, and will keep doing just that. What's with you kids and trying to bite off so much more than you can chew? Seriously. Just train and tackle what you're capable of, don't rush to your death so fast.
>>11544020
Gosh, I want Karen to look over her shoulder at me like that while I cream her puff. :||3
>>11543960
>Infantrymen
>Using cavalry shield
WHY
>>11544032
>The girl does the same but this time she actually takes off her jumper to use the bandages how they're supposed to be used.
>>11543960
>Sides lost
>>11543979
>>11544032
>same slide host
>thought for a moment huddled with the same girl for 24h
>>11543870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2bao5gpO4
>>11544003
>Everyone else but you has gotten over me
>This delusion
>>11543971
>>11543959
Well, Jannu, since we're in this modern age why don't we make the best of it? Did you know they have something called Television? It's some sort of slim box made of glass and plastic that shows images of anything happening! Like old theatre! We could sit down and watch scary "movies" like they call 'em. How about that?
>>11543940
Your schedule sounds out of whack. Try rearranging a couple things here and there, like moving your big mouth to last Tuesday.
>>11543956
Woah! That sure was something. Do it again, lemme get a closer look.
>>11543970
...What?
>>11543981
Ya don't have to be such a grumpass about it y'know. Besides, anything worth blowing somethin up with is locked inside.
>>11543998
Buddy, I'm not looking for favor. I'm lookin' for excitement! Bang! Pow! A punch in the teeth, whammo! That sorta thing. May as well keep this face on for Puddin' back home.
>>11543979
Damn, I sure hope so. I'll take your word for it then.
>>11544019
If you work here, then why don't you put in a good word for me? Send a message to HQ or something, "Add a schedule you morons", or to that tune, yeah?
>>11544020
I can tell you I did and you'd have to believe it, you have no way of telling if I'm lyng or not... So, yes I did exercise.
>>11543979
>>11544032
I'll admit I was wrong, I took that guy for a fighter... But I guess he just wasnts to have a nice, calm day.
>>11544053
>Infantrymen
If you mean the central figure, he's not a foot soldier.
If you mean the ones behind him, they are literally 3rd century legionnaires.
>>11544078
Damn. First time using these programs so it's a bit weird. Sorry
>>11544053
>romans
>cavalry
lol
anyway that's called a parma and it was extremely common for lower divisions of infantry to wield -- specifically the "skirmishers" of the army that would be the first out on the battlefield
>>11544097
You're lying to me, aren't you? Trying this hard to tell me why I or how I can't prove whether you did it or not only tells me that you didn't. It's settled, Nii-chan, you're sloth but don't worr! You're the best sloth there it is.
ICHIGO
>>11544094
I'm not here to be pleasant. You're the prey, I'm the predator, and you'll fall to me just like everyone else once the arena opens its doors again. You've shown me no reason to be interested in you. I'd say you're a third rate Wolf-level burglar and nothing past that. That's boring.
>>11544104
>Karen not only loves the bomb but she becomes one with the bomb to bomb them all during the bomb season.
>>11543905
>>11543960
>>11544085
>Umu lets out a chortle when her guard marches in and her voice is played over a loud intercom.
You were saying? I will be taking this control of this club! We will start by giving you something much more lavish than that awful plebeian wear. Maybe a toga?
>>11543944
Then begone from my presence! One that does not want to lend support to their Emperor is on the same level of a heretic!
>Umu points away
>>11544035
"I told you, I'm no hero."
>Roxas breaks off the stick in his mouth, gritting his teeth.
"And I'm stronger than you think. Don't underestimate your opponents."
>>11544094
"I hardly understood any of that, but okay."
>>11544130
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
>>11543991
...
>After sighing, Stocking walks forward and holds onto Mirai's hand in order to help her stand up again.
Careful, this dress seems to be of high quality and it would be a damn shame if you ruin it. Got it, do what you have to to report all of your findings.
>>11544094
"Technically I actually work in Balmora. I'm just here to loot arenas and try to show off for the camera. Can't spell 'promotion' without 'PR'."
>>11544104
>>11544032
>Hlaalu Guard continues bothering Gascoigne with tales of his dull and listless existence long after Saber and Popeye have left
"...so then Serjo Ano said "'that's not a Greater Bonewalker, that's my wife!' And we laughed and laughed..."
>until he's finally silenced by a timely death
>the world thanks you for making Guard Man shut up
>>11544099
>Legionaires
By the time Nero was still alive the Marian Reforms already (?) happened. I appreciate the Anons offer but that image triggers me so much.
>The front guy
Would probably be the leading officer of a maniple, no? Haven't had actual lessons in Roman history in ages.
>>11544169
STOP
SHITPOSTING
>>11543944
What? No. Why would I do that? Just saying you can start your own disaster, just beware, we've got a bunch of clowns playing hero around here.
>>11544169
Can I see the card list?
>>11544183
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, FUCKBOY
>>11544121
I'm no sloth and I'm not lying! I rode my bike all around town all morning! You can ask the neighbors, they'll tell you I did!
>>11544159
I'm not going to sleep with that thing staying awake, look at those eyes, he's going to kill us all while we sleep.
>>11544159
Thanks, I'll put them to good use.
>>11544193
wtf crab can drive?
>>11544143
>Garou had already taken out the entirety of the army by the time she begins speaking and looks up towards the intercom speaker. He points, dropping the body of one of the soldiers from his grip.
Where'd you get that? Nevermind. I don't wear dresses.
>>11544147
You're a kid, there's a thing called experience, and I know for a fact I have more of it than you do. Not only more of it, I know it's higher quality. I've had training in way too many fields to be afraid of some overconfident teenager. I get it. You're strong. You think you can take on the world. That pride's gonna kill you. Take a step back, you moron, and realize there're people out there stronger than you. I am stronger than you. Don't run to your death before you can pay your own taxes.
>>11544092
I am well aware what a television is. I am also more than aware of how mindnumbing some TV-shows are. For some people the lifes of young men and women living a lecherous life of alcohol, drugs and sex must be very interesting but I honestly don't see the appeal of it.
Mordred...You are aware that I ''loan'' this body from someone else, yes? It makes conducting affairs much more convenient, no?
>>11544153
>After getting to her feet, Mirai gives her new boss a deep, excited bow.
Yes Ma'am!
>Barely able to contain her joy at finally finding work, the young shinobi girl practically springs back to a standing position.
So just to be clear, you want all of their recipes and everything, or is there something special you're after?
>>11544130
LIMA