HG Rain Thread >Previously, on the HG threads... >>11533069

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>>11535395
Yes, I've been reassured that I'd be spared from death in the event of a planetary invasion. A tempting offer. Although I can't guarantee that I can choose survival over fighting alongside my own kind.

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>>11535395
>Generic Guard is genuinly delighted to meet a noble that isn't homicidal, insane, or plotting to take over the world for the first time in 80 years
"Inappropriate behavior with Outlanders would be a shame on my Ancestors, a member of a higher caste doubly so. And opening fire on nobles hurts trade and makes for more paperwork. Blessings of the Three upon you Serjo Kerrigan of House Zerg."

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>>11535431
He did mention that he'd perfer you to be alive. I think I know why...

>finally get to 30 WC in OSRS as the first thing i do
>they added a fucking dark wizard to draynor willows
>fucking die
fucking why jagex

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>>11535465
It probably has something to do with my genetics. He's working on making the little zergdogs look cute to have an advantage on combat against the humans here.

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>>11535432
We don't use a "house" if you will, but thank you.

>>11535472
Oh... that... He's new to terran social contruct, so he experiments on what is most useful. However, the zerg are bred 'only' for combat, not for terrans to get off to. To answer your question, with your 'psionic abilties' and capability in a fight, he views you as a future Queen of Blades, should I prerish somehow. I think you should be proud of that.

>>11535515
Excuse me what?

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>>11535519
"It's part of the honorific designation, Serjo. House in the modern sense refers to the sum of your clan, bloodline, servants, wealth, and land collectively."

>>11535515
"This is sin."

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LISTEN TO ME SON

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>>11535531
I see. Even if you are a terran, which I'm able to tell through your armor, you don't seem so bad. Perhaps I'll get Abathur to examine one of your ticks. He can biologically improve them, which should be helpful for your people.

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>>11535556
"My armor? I know the Armun-An style of bonemold has less coverage but I didn't realize it was that bad. Cheap bastards probably didn't want to pay to melt down more bones for decent plating."
>Maybe that's why the armor doesn't do anything to stop him from dying all the time
>that or he's shit at fighting
"Either way, it shouldn't be that hard to track down a Strider if you want to take a jab at it. Just look for the 20 meter parasite, Just don't do too good a job or the Telvanni might try to one-up you and breed giant neon yellow spiders that shoot lighting bolts or something."

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>>11535579
I don't think anyone can evolve things as good as Abathur can. Want me to get him for you?

>still trying to cut willows
>some fucker lured the dark wizard into the bank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11535585
"If it's no trouble, of course. Anything that can make our Strides last longer against Ashlanders and raiders would be fantastic. And of course, I would never reject the hospitality of a noble, Serjo."

"Unless they're a Telvanni. Don't take anything from the Telvanni. It probably explodes."

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>>11535608
He'll consider it an easy task.

Abathur! You have work to do!

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>Movement can be felt below the ground. Yet, another giant bug emerges from the ground beside Kerrigan.
Will serve, greatest leader.

>>11535608
Organism offered, potential study. Specimen requested, will give back, better.

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>>11535613
"Rilms breath, that was surprisingly straight forward and free of demands to kill giant monsters or hunt down anceint dwemer rubex cubes in forbidden booby-trapped janitor closets. Nerevar guide you, Serjo."

>>11535628
"There's one parked right outside of Balmora. I assume no one will mind if the City Guard borrows it for important business. Blessings of the Three Muthsera."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM

Rewind.

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>>11535653
We don't need services to get what we need, we just gather minerals to breed and overwhelm our enemeis through shear numbers. I do know how to fight a war, you know.

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>>11535653
Acknowledged. Will initiate work upon arrival.

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>>11535708
"No disrespect meant of course Serjo. It's just unusual to be granted something without being forced to preform some absurdly over complicated life-threatening task. The Kinsmer have a very strong favors-for-favors mindset, and many of those favors tend to be unsavory on a good day. Especially Muthsera Crassius Curio."
>Guard man visibly shudders on that last note
>He's seen some shit

>>11535713
>in the distance, the outline of a giant tick with a gaudy glittering gold and candy red banner displaying the Hlaalu crest can be seen breaching over the hillside like... well, like a giant tick that got assaulted with a jar of glitter
>the tacky tacked on tapestry is somehow more repulsive than a 20 meter parasite
>either way it's sudden appearance isn't really doing much for the photogenic qualities of the skyline
"My thanks Muthsera, you should be able to see it coming from a distance."

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>>11535743
>Abathur views the strider as it approaches.
Unique organism. Significant size, visualisation indicates efficient sequences, but, not optimal. Can improve.

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>>11535743
Well they must have some unsavory sense of hierarchy. If you happen to need further assistance in anything, I will help. Consider this an alliance, Dunmer.

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>>11535772
>The insectoid abomination folds it's legs down and rests, because even giant blood sucking hell beasts need to rest
"Best of luck to you Muthsera."

>>11535785
>Guard Man can barely suppress the hype
>it took 80 years but he finally made a formal alliance
>maybe he can actually get paid enough to afford only slightly watered down drinks now
"You have my thanks Serjo Kerrigan of House Zerg. With your leave, I'll file the formal paperwork to denote diplomatic relations between House Hlaalu and your own House. Gods willing they don't make me pay a chair rental fee this time. Also it comes with a 50% off coupon to the Eight Plates, stop in if you want somewhat decent quality alcohol served in approximately clean mugs, Serjo."

>>11535466
>dying to a level 7
Lul

>>11535844
i'm fucking level 3, it's over double my level :(

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>>11535839
I don't drink alcohol, but its a not often the swarm actually befriends someone. Be sure to inform your leader of this, If anything a swarm overlords floating over your city could scare anyone without context.

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I'm about to watch the Death Note movie on Netflix.

What's the chance I'll want to kill myself during it?

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>>11535839
Appreciated. Examining sequences
>Abathur begins to extract small chunks of the strider's flesh and consumes it. After at least 3 samples he remains idle for sometime, as if he was taste testing a sweet roll.

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>>11535875
I'm surprised you hadn't done it right now for even considering watching that weeaboo waste.

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>>11535875
Your chances of finding a real death note are higher than the chances of that movie being worth a shit.

>try to sell all of my willow logs
>"You cannot sell this until your account is older"
JAGEEEEEXXXX

i need to wash my dirty ass clothes but all the washers are taken eat my fucking ass

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>>11535866
"Serjo, I think you should know, giant floating toxic chitinous gas monsters aren't considered a threat. They're farm animals. Avoid the Ascadian Isles region if you can, they might be mistaken for odd looking netches and sold for at a farmer's market."

>>11535878
"..."
"Somehow not the weirdest thing I've seen done to a strider."

>>11535890
>eats your fucking ass

>>11535890
>lovingly licks and suckles at Anon's needy hole

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>>11535893
Good to know you. I'll begin to send overlords to your area. Mind you, we aren't renowned for our goods, unless you're interested in minerals and vespin gas.

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>they dragged poor willem dafoe into this

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>>11535925
Not my boy will

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>>11535893
New essence discovered, intruiging. Will analyse further.
>Sounds of flesh being streched and contorted can be heard from Abathur as he remains idle for a bit longer.

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>>11535925
not the first time desu

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WILLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>11535925
who?

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>>11535945
DAFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

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>>11535943
God damn, he looks so depressed.

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>>11535920
"A lot of House Hlaalu's more profitable trade contracts are in minerals. Particularly ebony, the crystallized blood of gods. Makes for armor that can stand up to cannon fire and weapons that can split trees."

>>11535938
>Generic Hlaalu Guard pulls out a flask of sujamma, not knowing how to make conversation with large blobby biotech gene splicer monsters
>not a conversation topic they prepare you for in guard school, unfortunately

>>11535950
Being involved with anything about david cage will literally suck the life out of you

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>>11535952
The minerals we have can do the same. Though terrans melt it down to make armor and weapons like you do, we infuse it with out larvae so they can grow sharper claws and teeth, as well as sturdier carapace. How does that sound to you?

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>>11535952
>The gene splicer notices the guard offer a flask containing an unknown substance. He is notably interested in his discovery.
Examining essence, do not interrupt

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It took 27 minutes for me to reach suicidal thoughts.

>>11535985
So hows that beta kira is his name still light yagami in the movie?

>>11535985
no, he just wrote your name in the death note to force you to commit suicide

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>>11535966
"It sounds stunning. Ebony is usually reserved for Ordinators and the elite members of the Imperial army. Anything that could match it in strength and durability and fused with a living body would be unheard of. How are your people's enchanting skills? The Hlaalu's hireling enchanters specialize in Illusion and Destruction enchantments mostly, and aren't exactly cheap, but it's safer than trusting your arms and armor to the Telvanni."

>>11535977
>Note To Self: Wetware Frankenstein bugs do not drink on the job
>The more you know

is that baka cirno ehrer?

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>>11535989
His name is Light Turner.
>>11535990
oh shit.

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Give me pics of true deletion

>>11535996
okay I would of been fine with the first name change but turner? for real is he also with fairly god parents?

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>>11536001

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>L is black
Doubling down on the suicidal thoughts.
>>11536002
Well, he DOES have Ryuk.
Does that count?

>>11536008
Welp Is this the new dragon ball evolution?

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>>11535991
If by "enchanting" you mean "magic, we don't use that. The only other race we know that uses it frequently are the protoss. They are a complex race, not even Abathur has figured out how to combine the traits of zerg and protoss yet.

>>11536008
>he didn't know L was black beforehand
boiiiii

I was drunk when I watched death note, and I still fucking hated the movie

William Defoe could not save this movie, but damn if he didn't try

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>>11535991
Analysis complete. Hypothesis: organism related to native insectoids, similar traits. Genetic strands, provide extra muscle tissue, enhanced strength. Much potential, will experiment essence. Appreciated.
>Abathur borrow back into the ground as the dirt shifts aside to accomodate for his unorthadox body.

>>11535992
He hasn't shown up in the threads for a while now

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>>11536012
Probably.
>>11536019
I never paid attention until I saw it when I opened Netflix.
>L magically deduced that Kira's name is an intentional misdirection to make people believe he's Japanese and that he's actually operating out of Seattle because some guy holding his family hostage got hit by a rogue SWAT vehicle
God, I don't remember the Death Note anime. Was it like this in that?

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>>11536017
"If you're interested, I know a guy that can get you a deal on enchantments. Ultralisks with Chameleon charms on them, add attribute drain to your zerglings, that sort of thing. Might also have an alchemist on hand willing to work for prestige, but that might require some off the books payments from the House vault."

>>11536047
>Generic Hlaalu Guard can only watch in confusion as Abathur's body is slurped up by the ground
>he didn't bring enough sujamma for this

>>11536054
999999999999999999

>>11536071
I can get you his Discord if you need it

>>11536058
>seattle
what the fuck

>>11536083
nah i have his cell

>>11536090
Share

>>11536092
kys

they tell me that whitewashing is a good thing because it keeps the white race alive
i show they death note and i say 'fuck off'

What happened to Stu?

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>>11536068
I won't lie, having ultralisks that are able to camouflage themselves and zergling that drain their victums' strength sounds appealing. Also, don't mind Abathur. I felt the same when I first saw him; I don't think I've ever seen another entity like him.

>>11536100
That's not a cell

>>11536106
We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We bait people. We Love First 24. We love Default Games. We are Lennyers.

>>11536106
Hopefully dead

>>11536054
>for a while

He was here yesterday

>>11536112
"There's a small set up in Balmora, but if you want quality enchanting the best place to head is the Hlaalu Canton in Vivec City. It's hard to miss. It has a giant gold scale stamped every three feet. Or you could always try Port Telavannis. I'd advise against it however Serjo."

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>>11536131
>tfw you forget the pic

STOP

WAIT A MINUTE

>>11536148
>Stops

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>light severely implicates himself to L while in a coffee shop

>>11536148
FILL MY CUP PUT SOME LIQUOR IN IT

i did back today, tomorrow chesties?

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>>11536131
>Kerrigin thinks to herself and whispers under her breath. "Hm, a trade route. This is a lucky find".
I'll be sure to take a look. I feel these enchantments will be greatly beneficial to us, as our minerals will be to you, dunmer.
>She can't help but crack a smile from striking such a deal.

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>>11536173
>Hlaalu Guard manages to put his accumulated Kaikau plotting into action
>Sell off the Minerals to the Imperials at a 20% mark up, reserve the actual ebony to create an artificial shortage, force the Indronil to pay double for the real deal and keep them from whining about selling sacred metals to outlanders
>keeps the Temple quiet and rakes in a tidy profit
"Honored to be of service Serjo. To trade fairly and freely is to honor the Three."
>and get a promotion the hell out of Balmora

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>>11536217
>>11536173
>>11536159
>throws a fucking swastika at you

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>>11536236
Can I buy a vowel?

>>11536244
hey momma

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>>11536217
It's a pleasure. I always like a guy who can pay for himself.

>>11536244
...Who are you?

>>11536229
Do that again and I'll be sure to end your life.

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>>11536229
"200 gold for assaulting a guard, 100 for assulting a commoner, 800 for assaulting a noble, 50 for disturbing the piece, another 50 for unsanctioned magic in a public space, 200 for non-Tribunal symbolism, and if it's not paid in 48 hours we'll call the Camonna Tong."

>>11536252
>Hlaalu Guard briefly considers saying something smug and flirty
>He decides he likes his internal organs to stay internal
"Fair trade is the backbone of society Serjo. I'm simply honored to be a part of these proceedings."
>and get the fuck out of Balmora

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>>11536252
None other than the prettiest, kindest, smartest, and most humble man in the whole universe.
My name is Johnny Bravo, but you can call me-
>poses
...Johnny.

>>11536248
hey momma

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>>11536236
Okay lets try this again.

First 24.

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>>11536293
Best Girl

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>>11536293
Johnny

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>>11536293
Kerrigan

>>11536278
Good. We shall cooperate well.

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>>11536293
Machi

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>>11536293
Eggman-kun

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>>11536293
Benny Lava

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>>11536293
Todd.

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>>11536293
Generic Hlaalu Guard

>>11536298
>Guard attempts to bow in armor made of iron and bones
>it goes as well as you would expect

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>>11536293
Anime girl

>>11536311
TODD I DON'T WANT TO BUY YOUR MINI-DLC FROM THE CREATORS CLUB

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>>11536293
Andrew Hanbridge

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>>11536319

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>>11536293
Aus

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>>11536293
Hackerman

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>>11536319
Rigging it for you

>>11536325
ENTER THE GAME

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>>11536290
Really?
>Kerrigan adopts a smug face. She isn't buying Johnny's boasting, but feels seeing him try to impress her would be amusing.
Then what do you consider me to be, then?

>>11536314
Hmph. Respectful and loyal. We should get to know each other more.

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>>11536293
Tomo Aizawa

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>>11536293
Lord Beerus

I miss Yuubari

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>>11536293
Detective Pepe

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>>11536293
Abathur.

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>>11536293
Me

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>>11536293
Happy Merchant

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>>11536320
Come on kid. We have tons of great content here...games...mods...

Oh yes anon...lota of games

>>11536357
todd why do I have to pay for mods?

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>>11536293
Saltyboi

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>>11536293
Rem & Ram

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>>11536293
Hwoarang

evens - /co/de1
odds - /co/de2
dubs - Test run

>>11536359
BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT!!!!!

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>>11536293
Rescue Cat

>>11536375
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>11536293
Hydra Pepe

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>>11536359
>>11536382

BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT

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>>11536293
Shit

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>>11536390
Banned.
1 more.

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>>11536396
Fatty

>>11536396
>>11536407
Please rename to Junko

:3

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>>11536331
"I'm usually at the Southwall Corner Club after my shift or when I'm not in a 48-way death match. You said you don't drink right? You're in luck, everything there is mostly canal water in fancy bottles."

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Mkay?

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>>11536438
Ready for some fun, Abathur?

>>11536438
K

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>>11536449
(Whoops.)
Accurate, ready for combat.

>>11536449
>>11536465
>unironically samefag RPing
KYS hoshi

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>>11536438
"I'm fine with this. My district partner fills me with unspeakable dread for some reason I can't quite place. Let's get to it.."

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>>11536331
Some hot momma who is clearly falling for my masculine charms.
>>11536438
Do your thing.

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>>11536451
keep me posted.

>>11536449
>>11536465
N-Nani...?

Doing Ri:b:'s code so there's no bloodbath events, deal with it.

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>>11536480
"Thank Vehk I took Short Blade as a major skill."

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>>11536480
No more meme inspect elements. Probably.

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>>11536473
>>11536480
(Well, the secret is out! I'm doing Kerri and Abby simultaniously!)

>>11536480
Sex session's over, now get out.

>>11536507
Hmph, I heard better music from terran.

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>>11536519
Well you hid it pretty well at least.

Lemme just cap that event

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>>11536527
nice

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Nice

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>>11536527
Terran vechile, unfunctional. Am displeased.

>>11536527
(If you have to ask, I've been avafagging abathur for a while now, And I thought having Kerrigan joining him would be a neat idea. You have my permission to cap it.)

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>>11536554
You're not match for me, Fox boy.

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>>11536560
Oh god no I wasn't gonna cap your slip up. You do you senpai, I'm not judging.

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>>11536554
>>11536527
"Daedra take you monkey! Altmer are more tolerable living companions than you."

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>1 death a slide so that it's shitty slow but you can't skip it
I fucking love you Brant you piece of SHIT

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>>11536602
oh sorry brant

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>>11536602
Don't think you can just stare at me, you imecile!
...
Sigh... b-baka...

>>11536576
"What am I doing with my life?"

>>11536602
"What am I doing with my life."

>>11536624
"What did I do with my life?!"

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>>11536636
>tfw you chronically forget the pic

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>>11536636
You sang the meanest version of Burnin' for You I've ever heard my dude.
You're the true winner as far as I'm concerned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

Final 2.

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>>11536645
Win

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>>11536652
Rar

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>>11536655
And remember:
With jews

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>>11536658
You lose

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>>11536658
Thanks for hosting, Koko

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>>11536478
Well you sound sure of yourself, how about I watch how a terran attracts his mate?
>She begins to look particulary slurty, whilst holding back her laughter

>>11536639
>tfw you inevitably mix up the pics.
(Nice RP though.)

>>11536655
>>11536658
Huh, the guy I slapped actually wins. Instant karma, as terrans say.

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>>11536655
"Congratulations and thanks, Merry Saturalia and a happy New Life Festival."

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>>11536666

Dead?

>>11536748
I wish I was

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>>11536748
Just a little bit.
Don't worry about it, it'll get better

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>>11536667
(thanks you too)

>>11536748
"Not until my loans are paid off."

Love u Kyouko

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>>11536919
Whatever.

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>>11536329
I fell asleep

>>11536329
>>11536319
You lied

I want to beat up bad guys and eat junkfood with Kyouko

>>11536984
I want to fuck her

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>>11536984
I want to step on her tum while she pretends she doesn't like it and then just leave her alone

>>11537000
I want to stab her

>>11536984
I want to asphyxiate kyouko

>>11536997
>>11537000
>>11537011
You people are horrible

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>>11536984
You'd just get in the way... In both of those things actually. Can't expect me to share my snacks, ya know?

>>11537000
I want to break your leg to get that stupid fuckin' thought out of your head.

>>11536997
>>11537010
>>11537011
What this guy said >>11537019

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>>11537020
No deal!

>>11537020
I'm paying for my own shit while I cheer you on from the sidelines. What'cha say?

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>>11537032
Well shit, that don't sound too bad.. I dunno how I feel about having my own personal cheerleader though, are you gonna put on a cute skimpy outfit and holds some pom poms too?

>>11537026
Better stop runnin, then.

>>11537037
>stop
..S-Start...
Why am I doing this at 9am help

>>11537037
...Uh sure? I mean you're risking your neck out there, least I could do is try to give you entertainment

Or I'm holding up a flag saying ''GO Kyouko-chan!'' while playing on my phone?

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>>11537056
Oh come on I'm just joking, we can't do that. You know how dangerous it would be to take some normal guy into a witch's labyrinth with me? It'd be like babysitting...

>>11537078
It's okay, I've been ready to die for a long time. Might aswell do it while cheering on the good guys or girls, right?

>>11537078
This is the world of Arenas, girl, he can probably find something to protect himself here. I'm sure someone could teach him magic, or give him a good weapon.

I miss Matoi.

I want to beat kyoko in an eating compotition

>>11537100
my toy

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>>11537088
If you're that ready to die, how come you don't just make a contract with Kyubey yourself and actually give me a hand, like a sidekick or somethin?
Ah wait... You've probably never met the little white rat, right?

>>11537099
He can cheer me on in the arena all he wants, I don't care, but I'm not gonna bring some dead weight into a labyrinth when my life's actually on the line. I'm not that stupid.

>>11537419
I mean he can grab something from one of the Arenas and use it to protect himself in your labrynths.

>>11537419
No I haven't actually and I can't exactly become a magical GIRL for an obvious reason.

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>>11537428
You don't seem to get it, not just any idiot can grab a bat and suddenly be able to kill a witch. Hell, he'd probably just become a snack for its minions. The answer is no and that's final.

>>11537453
Oh don't give me that, it's not like I can tell if you're a boy or a girl when you don't got a face!
Whatever, you're not my cheerleader buddy, don't get that idea in your head.
>Gonna go work on my code
>Whenever I finally fucking get it done you'll all get to meet the little white rat :^)

>>11537494
Won't stop me from cheering you on...from a safe distance atleast


>tw will never become a mahou shoujo

>>11537473
D-Die

I want to stroke Mitsuki's skin as she lays there underneath me tied and gagged, struggling against my touch even though she can't free herself from the ropes that hurts her wrists from being so tight. l want to slide my fat prick into her tight cunt, stretching those virgin folds open to give me her virginity and tears form in her eyes.

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>>11537453
Boys can make contracts with demons too

>>11537523
Seek help, Junko.

i like cock

>kk

>>11537494
Okay, what about someone with a magic weapon?
Or spells?

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>>11537534
"But only if they're Temple-approved demons."

WHERE'S THE DICK?

>KK

Kyouko.DM me.Now.

>Junko

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>>11537577
Real talk, yeah anyone -could- in theory fight a witch. Only magical girls can open the labyrinths though, which means you need one to let you in if you aren't one.

>>11537737
Stop. No shitposting.

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Post 'em and guess avas

>>11537756
Bug pokemon are the only worthwhile poke mon

The hosts are the keys. Kill them and we are free.

>>11537795
go away The Voice

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>>11537756

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>>11537756

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>>11537756
Oh hey I was waiting to post this

Rewind.

>>11537875
>>11537886
>>11537913
I should've expected HG was full of THIS MUCH shit taste

>>11537795
keys don't hold you in place, you fucking retard

>>11537774
Kys Guzma

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>>11537756
Feh

Post em and guess the ava
https://8values.github.io/index.html

>>11537473
I recognize that cropped Nowi porn.

>come to me the moment I start rping in hopes of a ship
WHY ME
I DONT WANT TO SHIP
ID JUST DISAPPOINT YOU

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>>11538025

>>11538064
BUT I LOVE YYOU
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME

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>>11538025

>>11538068
Kyouko
>>11538079
Ultron

>>11538078
I will disappoint you, I can guarantee that

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>>11538025

Did anything interesting happen lately?

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>>11538025

>>11538172
no

>>11538172
anon's being a faggot and won't ship with his buttbuddy

>>11538192
Hey liberal friend, let's be contrarian to HG together.

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>>11538172
Today 2 years ago was the first time gravitational waves were observed

>>11538207
Anon x Anon is hot

>>11538068
Probably an edgelord. So Asgore/Baron

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>>11538096
Nah this is mine
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>11538251
>Me
>edgelord
>Also, no.

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The only star cards from now on will be 2 stars. Not really interesting to be honest but no more of the others will be made anymore.

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>>11538276
>>11538172
Ah. That was supposed to be linked. Excuse me while I go contemplate suicide.

>>11538276
did you run out of money to buy more stars

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>>11538290
Yes. The first season caused us to go bankrupt.

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>>11538269
>not an edgelord
>speaks in haikus
>haikus go 5-7-5
> 5 and 7 have the most edges of all single digit numbers

Who are you trying to bullshit?

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>>11538316
>Well, fuck, I can't argue with that. I'll haiku in SlipKnot and MCR lyrics from now on.

>>11538344
Head'n'shoulders is great
it is good for your shoulders
and for your head faggot

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>>11538381
Six, seven, and six?
Are you even trying, bro?
It's psychosocial.

>>11538412
Head'n'shoulders is three
faggot is five just so you know
kill yourself ultra nigger

>>11538455
>is
MAKES
fuck I guess this one goes to you Asgore
Gg

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>>11538455
Six, eight, and seven.
Why do you suck so damn much
at simple haikus?

>>11538470
I always win.

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>>11538025

>>11538455
>Head n shoul ders
>three

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>>11538025
>70 questions.
I'm too Wulf for this shit

recommend me a good anime to watch

>>11538577
Nichijou

>>11538577
C the Money and Soul of Possibility Control

>>11537756
>post this
>leave for a while
>nobody actually tried to guess avas
you guys are no fun

>>11538269
>listens to metal
>fags Genji 2.0
>haikus
>Has a manchild haircut
>pedostache

Odds are stacked against you, brother.

>>11538604
your fun is no fun, bitch

>>11538619
>2.0
>Not 0.5

>>11538619
>Fags Genji 2.0
>Borderlands 2 come out first
:thinking:

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>>11538619
>Counterpoint: no u

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>>11538025
neat
I just want to protect democracy, how am I a statist?

>>11538634
GOTTEM XD

Also host.

If you were to go to a HG meetup, what kind of role would you fill there? i.e loudmouth, shy/reserved, etc..

>>11538691
shy/reserved
unless i get drunk
(which i have only ever been once before and never again)

>>11538691
That one pothead who eats constantly but never gains weight

>>11538691
probably shy until I get more openned up and start making daddy succ jokes

>>11538691
cumdumpster

>>11538702
Fuck off, Shaggy

>>11538709
But like, Scoob
No

>>11538706
hi tricky

>>11538691
That one guy playing mobile games while having no clue what's going on.

>>11538691
The sarcastic asshole.

>>11538691
>>11538721
Literally me

>>11538691
That one guy who throws someone off the roof
Or pulls the into a pool

>>11538691
That one person that didn't show up

>>11538721
>>11538724
let's have a secret orgy when no one's looking

>>11538691
That one dude who fucks your girlfriend

>>11538738
Ok deal

>>11538691
>>11538742
ayy me too
what's up brah?

>>11538721
>>11538724
>>11538738
>Being socially awkward when you're surrounded by other socially awkward faggots
Wtf.

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>>11538765
Old habits die hard, fuck boy

>>11538765
>>11538785
What the faggot said.

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>>11538685
>Can't right now. I'm not even sure if I can tonight.

>>11538691
>I'm actually really good at lighting up a room, so I guess the unexpected life of the party. That or "that asshole in the metal t-shirt."

>>11538810
>I'm actually really good at lighting up a room, so I guess the unexpected life of the party.

Didn't know oyu had a self-immolation fetish. Good to know! Who'se bringing a jerrycan of gasoline?

>>11538691
That annoying guy who'll try to be friendly but get hate in return.

>>11538691
>>11538832
There always be that one guy who tries his best to be funny.

>>11538854
I'm not trying to be funny. I really want to set Asgore on fire. Bet all that mountain dew, KFC, Papa John's and bacon grease is good for the initial combustion.

>>11538691
asleep in the corner

>>11538844
Vert?

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>>11538832
>Light me up like Thích Quảng Đức.

>>11538866
>lmao, and I got called edgy.

>>11538691
That guy that'll only talk to his CJ friends and ignore the rest.

>>11538906
So...everyone?

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>>11538896
Not gonna lie, you being set on fire would be pretty...hot.

>>11538691
I'll be the normie.

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>>11538937

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>>11538025
I like guns, don't trust the government or corporations, don't think the government should control what you do with your body, and dislike war.

>>11538691
I'd probably find Yosuke, Izaya, Okabe, LF and Kamina, call them faggots and leave.

>>11538954
Good morning Aussa

minecraft dirt block

>>11538979
Nope