HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/liNWe723weU
>>11533069
>all these sonic rush adventure backgrounds
Let it be known that I fucking love you, anon.
If I get too drunk I might host some default games using old-school background swaps.
>>11533066
"Eh, it's kind of like beer. It's cheap, tastes like piss, works fast, and it comes in a jar made out of ash and bones."
THIS IS HAPPENING
>>11533087
T-thank
>Matt looks around at the group before him.
hmmm
>>11533026
Martini
>>11533042
An A-Bomb
>>11533045
Screwdriver
>>11533066
How about a Lemon Shanty?
>>11533125
What?
>>11533101
You N'Wah
>>11533125
>Berkut notices the pirate staring at him, and he grimaces due to the drunkard even looking at him
Stop staring, cretin. I can smell your terrible alcohol breath from here.
>>11533160
"S'wit."
>>11533125
I should deck you in the face for that terrible pun.
Plus you human wouldn't be able to handle one. A friend of mine named NaplamMan makes a mean screwdriver
>>11533268
>gives you some delicious oil
>>11533268
When can I meet this... NaplamMan? He sounds unique.
Sah, dudes.
Post your Discord direct messages tab and guess ava
>>11533137
An A-Bomb! A drink: some vodka, a little Irish Cream, coffee liquor (I like Kahlua), and Tia Maria all in a cocktail.
>>11533195
OHHH, Mr. Fancy Pants doesn't like fun.
>Matt starts mocking the overly dressed man
>>11533268
I could take it, but fine how about... An Irish Car Bomb! (No pun intended.)
>>11533334
>>11533323
How dead are we tonight? Need a host?
>>11533361
>The assassin shrugs. He clearly doesn't remember the horrible hangover he had after the game earlier in the day.
One for the road.
>>11533378
Please.
>>11533323
>>11533371
You're like the only one that still replies to these, asswhore.
>>11533366
>>11533334
>>11533407
>Not the only one!
took me a while to find the get in the threads, but apparently some schmuck named vegeta got the 3's.
>>11533300
Thanks, been looking for this.
*Punk ends up chugging the whole can*
Taste just like the oil use to make NaplamMan's favorite weapons.
>>11533309
Two places.
One his home country Vietnam blowing stuff up or with some new guy called Commandoman travel the world.
>>11533361
That pun of yours...that was awful... I'll ask nicely. Don't say ot again.. please
>>11533378
Have enough to go one more round
>>11533402
cut me
THE ROBO NINJA ASKED FOR IT, AND I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU.
FIRST 24. PREPARE TO DIE ACT 3.
I ADDED MORE TYPOS JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU EDITION
>>11533361
>Berkut ignores the idiotic comment, and is still disgusted by the man even being in the same room as him
Are you deaf? I said to stop staring, repulsive board.
>>11533443
Ruri Chan
>>11533443
Gascoigne
>>11533443
Shikyoh
>>11533443
Matt
>>11533443
Punk
>>11533443
Berkut
>>11533443
Generic Hlaalu Guard
>>11533334
>>11533366
>>11533408
I appear to be surrounded by idiots tonight.
>>11533443
Ya boi, Guzma
>>11533437
I can't cut you I'm dead
>>11533443
Doctor Ivo Robotnik
>>11533443
Eggman-kun
>>11533443
Araragi Karen
>>11533443
Saber
>>11533443
Gudako
>>11533443
Alarak
>>11533443
Zer0
>>11533443
C.I. Robotnik
>>11533443
Mikudayo
>>11533443
Garou
>>11533443
Agrias Oaks
>>11533458
Just 'cuz you called us idiots don't mean y'ain't one either.
>>11533443
Baby Metroid
>>11533443
Sheeple
>>11533443
Dabbing Ultimate Lifeform
>>11533443
Mixmaster
>>11533496
I am not the one shoving their face into their arms like a chocobo covering its face to sleep.
>>11533443
Starfire
>>11533538
this is a face begging to be slathered with egg
In the Age of Ancients the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of gray crags, Archtrees and Everlasting Dragons. But then there was Fire and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course, light and dark. Then from the dark, They came, and found the Souls of Lords within the flame. Nito, the First of the Dead, The Witch of Izalith and her Daughters of Chaos, Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight, and his faithful knights. And the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten.
With the strength of Lords, they challenged the Dragons. Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales. The Witches weaved great firestorms. Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease. And Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own, and the Dragons were no more.
Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade and only Dark will remain. Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights. And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Darksign.
Yes, indeed. The Darksign brands the Undead. And in this land, the Undead are corralled and led to the north, where they are locked away, to await the end of the world... This is your fate.
Only, in the ancient legends it is stated, that one day an undead shall be chosen to leave the undead asylum, in pilgrimage, to the land of ancient lords, Lordran.
No swaps. Coming up in a bit.
>>11533434
Fine, a Dr. Pepper #2
>>11533446
>Matt leans over the counter
Get out of my tavern
>>11533524
(i'll show you chocolate bows, ya nerd...)
>>11533556
Begin.
>>11533556
...did I get teleported into a video game again?
>>11533546
But it is not time for the Breakfast, anonymous...
Although I am rather fond of Eggs that have been deviled, they are rather delicious.
>>11533556
It looks quite good. We shall begin when you are ready, Most Lore-est of hosts!
>>11533556
Now... lets see how these slaves fight against the Tal'darim highlord.
>>11533556
Start.
>>11533323
>tfw you have quite a bunch of people added on Discord but you've barely talked to them since then because you're terrible at starting conversations
I mean, I've never been specially good at social relations, but goddamn.
This fucking sucks.
>>11533563
I said chocobo!
A few bloodstains cover the Asylum. Get ready, this is where the real Dark Souls begin.
>>11533556
I'm pumped let's go!
>>11533560
I don't know what that is but I could care less. It's fighting time
>>11533556
Like my district partner, I too I am redongo bongo. Please begin when you are ready.
>>11533597
Stay back, kid. I've been here before. The monsters in this place aren't really all that, but they're more than enough to kill somebody like you without even thinking about it first. I'm not going to protect you, but if you happen to tail me and happen to get through here without getting hurt, I won't care.
>>11533591
i know your feel, bro.
>>11533597
*Punk grabs the metroid and throws it behind him*
Watch it!
Almost died there
>>11533597
>crud club
>find a glove that a small
>impact)
>>11533597
I believe even fists would be more effective than these could ever be.
>she tosses them aside and continues onward.
Zer0 got that DLC, watch out.
Never trust a bonfire. Miku doesn't care about rests.
>>11533597
Oh great, more giant ro--
>Splat.
>>11533594
Alriiiight, alriiiight... Whatever type'a pokémon is named Chalkieboo anyways? An' what is it, flying type? Don't seem too strong for a flying type.
>>11533638
Who would weigh themselves down with this? Idiots. Not getting hit at all is better than tanking hits, that's obvious.
>>11533556
Well, well, well... no hilariously big people in sight. I'm going for the gold now, nothing can stop me!
>>11533597
>C.I. looks around herself, as she has a notebook in her hands as well as a pencil.
...I wonder if these stomps can be translate into stronger, more beefy robots?! Oh, he'll be excited to hear about that!
>>11533617
Don't worry, I can handle myself. I am a genius after all.
>"Kinda."
>>11533597
>Useless Guard Man steps out of the cell, adjusting his ill-fitting helm... and is promptly skewered
"I probably deserved this."
>>11533638
>>11533638
Drats!
>>11533638
...Movie?
>>11533652
I said the exact same thing when I was a kid, and since I'm a genius NOW, I know I wasn't a genius when I was a kid. Get it? Don't get too big for your britches until you've got experience.
I wish to god that somebody would do something to block out the voices in my head for five minutes. The voices that scream over and over "Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?"
>>11533640
I-I am not sure what you speak of. Pokemons? Chalkieboos? Flying type? Some can fly, but not the standard yellow chocobo. Is that what you refer to?
>tfw you drink for two hours and it only just starts hitting
wtf alcohol?
>>11533667
Fiiiiiiinnnne... but I am only listening to you because you look cool. That's it!
Saber got that blocking attacks on her side.
Miku is too strong!
And Gudako never should of trusted a squatting man.
>>11533685
Don't blame alcohol blame your weird body
>>11533696
Fuck you and your weird body, Clownpiss.
>>11533689
I look cool? Right?! You agree?! The villains are always the cool ones, right? The scarier someone looks, the cooler they are! It's common sense, isn't it?
>>11533685
You're drinking a low % alcohol at a slow pace. It takes time to build up.
>>11533706
Fuck. I'll just asschug it or something then. Wish me luck.
>>11533702
Why's my body weird?
Fuck YOU and YOUR weird body.
>>11533665
>>11533638
No-Now is not the best of times to be asking for such thiii--...Oh that light is quite briiiiiight.
>Aaaand then she dies of poison.
>>11533638
I am in dire need of entertainment, these...undead lack the processing to understand the most simplest of task of killing each other for my entertainment.
>>11533691
Don't touch me with those hands of yours. I can help myself from here. Begone slaves you all outlived your purpose of living.
>>11533684
Ah, jeez. Now you're trying to overcomplicate it. How about we– Wait a minute here...
>>11533691
>K.O.
>>11533709
BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING. CLOWN.
Fuck YOU. Fuck your WEIRD BODY. Fuck this ice, it's shit.
>>11533678
talk to your doctor if srs
he will help
>>11533691
A chocobo would be of great help right now. So would a bath right after...
>>11533707
>dear god, no! Just drink it a little quicker!
MIKU'S SO MUCH OF A MONSTER SHE FOUND A BROKEN EVENT. BY GOD.
>>11533709
*cums on your weird body*
take that bitch
>>11533705
Yeah... YEAH! And, usually the scarier things are super duper tough! Unlike the lame crowd with their smiles and stuff.
>>11533722
Ice is great, shit melts right in your mouth, 10/10. Clowns are great, get cute hats, 10/10. You just a bad person anon 1/10.
>>11533728
>The baby just sits there on Mikudayo's face sucking her nose as it drains her energy
screeeeee
>>11533742
I'll show you something that melts in my mouth if you don't fucking stop being a Clown.
>>11533728
>>11533638
Hey a enemy!?
Alright let's get down to business!
>>11533691
Hey fellow Robot...over there is a rest stop.
>>11533728
I wonder why humans fear these undead, not even that strong
>>11533741
EXACTLY! But even though they're so much stronger, they always lose, because they're the "villains" and the heroes are the "heroes" and always have to win! Even though the villains are cool, tough, and try so hard! What's up with that?! I like you, kid, you think like I do!
Gravelord Nito, First of the Dead, is one of the four beings who found the Souls of Lords within the flame. He administers the death of all life, and offered much of the energy of his own soul to death itself. He, along with the other Lords waged war against the Dragons, unleashing a miasma of death and disease upon them. When the Age of Fire began, he ventured deep underground.
You travel there to challenge him. Will it be worth it?
>>11533750
Is this Emi 2.0?
>>11533747
Like lady gaga once said "Baby I was born this was!"
Once a clown, always a clown.
>>11533763
>>11533725
Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?
>>11533773
Good movie.
>>11533764
Fucking don't try and call my bluff. Don't expect that I'll pull out some M&Ms for some CHEAP CLOWN JOKE. You CLOWN.
>>11533762
Too slow! They call you a "boss?!" Hahah! As if! Come on, come on, swing faster! Faster! Oops, you hit a straggler, you're supposed to be trying to hit ME, moron! I'm getting bored!
>>11533758
Heh. You're definitely not bad for a grown-up, kinda think like my uncle. Who by the way, kicks major butt and wins like... all of the time. He's the perfect villain in my eyes and maybe, maybe... i'll be better than him some day!
>>11533728
That creature you spoke to is unfit to even be the king of worthless void dwellers. Unlike it I have power and can ensure I remain king until my death.
>>11533762
*Alarak deliveres a critical strikes against papa nito, allowing Alarak to score the riposte kill*
Is that all...? I am deeply disappointed
>>11533772
Take that as a yes.
>>11533784
Yours wasn't a threat much less a bluff. Just a poor sad lie by a poor sad man. Fight me in the next games and I'll make sure to destroy you and your weird ways.
>>11533762
Ok, big sword time.
>>11533801
>>11533802
Just bring me more alcohol.
Bloodstains
>>11533762
>>11533791
Hey look out behind you!
*Punk dives in the way of Nitos gravelord sword dance*
Hey human....kill him!
>>11533795
Do it, kid! Become that awesome villain that wins in the end and beats all the heroes, that's the coolest kind of person there is. It's gonna take some heavy training, but it's worth it in the end! You said your uncle's a villain that wins? Then hopefully someday I'll be able to fight him, and see just what level I'm on in comparison! Is he around?
>>11533833
>Garou was already wiping the bone dust off of his hand by that time, and walks over to the pile of scrap on the floor.
You're an idiot, this kind of monster is nothing to me, I had this entire situation under control. You should've just stayed back. As always, robots have terrible judgement.
A night of rest after a visit from the Gravelord.
>>11533820
Buy it yourself poorfag, my alcohol is for me and me alone.
>>11533847
Just remember human I can be rebuilt even greater then before. You have biological limits that keeps you alive. Keep over working yourself.. you will be nothing but bone just like that monster
>>11533862
Oh, hi there! What were you uhhh doing it there?
>>11533847
Knowing him, he'll probably be here in a flash! And with just his looks alone.... Oh boy, those socks of yours are coming clean off!
AND A RETURN THE NEXT DAY.
It's getting down the the wire, hold onto your flasks and get ready!
>>11533873
It was meant to be a bonding method, bitch.
>>11533898
Huh, there's no loot...
>>11533862
*Alarak unleashes a chaos wave at the lizard, but somehow it escape*
How foolish of me thinking I could work with weak slaves. That creature would have made a fine foot stool for my throne.
>>11533909
Fuckin alarak as useless here as he is in HOTS
>>11533903
Only thing I want to bond with is more alcohol.
This was very clearly a BYOB party.
>>11533896
You're getting me hyped up, kid, hope he doesn't disappoint. Oh, and I don't wear socks. Can't afford 'em, monsters don't use human money, that's just obvious.
OH SHIT. IT'S DOWN TO TWO.
MAKE YOUR BETS NOW!
>>11533922
Then fuck you, I'm drinking mine and you're drinking yours, greedy Clownpiss.
>>11533924
It's Matt.
>>11533924
PRAISE THE SUN!
>zwihander
i s2g
>>11533923
There goes that saying. Seriously, he is plenty cool! If he disappoints you... I uh, I wouldn't know what to even say about that.
>>11533928
ClownPiece you illiterate fool, you've been saying it wrong all night.
And you aint drinking yours you said you ran out, damn leech probably had some in stash and still wanted mine.
The sun wont help you now Pirate boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpaT28qMfis
>>11533941
The weird thing is I remember spell checking that one because I had no idea how to spell Zweihander. But somehow still fucked it up.
>>11533945
Well, what level of a threat is he? Must be Dragon-level at least to win like you say he does, right? How many heroes has he beaten? How many cities has he destroyed?
>>11533956
No, I told you that I wanted you to bring me more alcohol. Now who's the illiterate here? Clownpiss.
>>11533898
Why would I even wish to return to that decrepit structure? It serves me little purpose.
>>11533922
Do I know you?
Of course not, go pester another fool who would care for the words that's escape your tongue
>>11533924
I had this fight under my control!
Useless slaves cost me my right to Victory!
>>11533962
WHELP, back to drinking!
Goodniht, thanks, and congrats.
>>11533962
Some people are just born luckier than others.
>>11533962
FUCKING STOP
MAKE IT STOP
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUDOAKSDOJAMFMJAS
AND THE WINNER IS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
>>11533963
Cities? Uh, like, 200! After all, he made up this big ol robot that like... like... as tall as a skyscaper! Busting down buildings and stuff like it's nothing! Oh, oh, he also summoned some water thingy once, almost destroyed the world.
Yeah, I know... cool stuff.
>>11533962
Stupid dolt.
>>11533995
Congratulations. Sorry about the neck last time.
Thank you for hosting another opportunity for me to be crushed by rocks.
>>11533995
I͔̮̺̱̙̜͍̗͢͝'̡̫̣̱̮͇͔̞͕̯̼͍͇͈̯́͞͠M̨͙̙̳̱̳̱̠̪͔̭͇͉͠͝ ̴̴̨̱̯͍̟͉̪̪͢͝R̨͓̯͖͇̦̹̟̝͍̥̠͎͙͎͇̣͖̖̀͜E̸̫͈͎̱̣̙̳͠Ḏ͕̫̗̱͖̠̯̰̪͙̱̥̺͓͔͉̱̕O̢͉͎̙͔̮͙̣͜N̶̢͉̪̩̥̭͈̮͖̬̳̺̦̝͇͞͡ͅG̷̷̜̟̼̹̻͢O̵̧̨̬̜̘̠͉͖̻̟͖͓̱̳̠͚̹̹̼͘̕ ̵͚͙̦͚̹̗͙͎̱̖̦̜̘̯̣͈̩̖͞ͅB̶̧̢̞͇͝Ò̸̸̧͓̟͇̘̳̳̤̤̹̙͔̟͝N̟͉̼̰̦̣̜̰͟͝Ģ̛͙͍̰͔͚̳̟̺̫̹̺̹̪ͅO̴͇̘͖̜̼̗̼͕͙̱̙͔,̵̶̣̹̹͇͙̪̰͕̼͕̮͟ ̵̦͙͍͇̩̜̠̹͓͖͕̰̀ͅH̴̥̤̱̺̹̺̮͕̞͎̩̝̠̩͕̝ͅÒ̟̮͉̤̩͟͢S̴̨̢̥̳̫͎̭̭̱͜Ţ̷̢̺͕̟͉̫͜Ơ͖͚̗̯͕̺̦̩͕͔̟͔͙͕̹̕͝ͅ ̵̡̣̣͓͓̘̖͈̩̮̹͕B̘̮̬̼̬͖͓̦͚̫͝ͅO̸̧͎͉̩̳͍̜̼̝͍̩͡S̵̢̱̯̱͕̠͚̯̮̻̫͖̪͍̟̣̤͘T̩̙̖͇̺̩̠̖͈̫̩́͡͠O̴̼̞̙̪̗̰͎͕͔͘͠͠
JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS
JUSTICE MUST REIGN SUPREME
ALL HAIL JUSTICE
JUSTICE FOREVERONGO BONGO DONGO
>>11533995
"Congratulations. Would've brought a gift but I'm poor and full of arrows."
Placements
>Holy fuck 7 kills Chirst.
>>11533962
*The highlord lets out a sigh*
How disappointing...
That one had claimed victory...
>>11533995
*Alarak claps slowly*
You lived and won the match. I might have underestimated you.. or not
Impressive displays host.
>>11533995
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>11534001
What is this meme
And summery!
Thanks for playing and thanks for helping out with the typos because I'm fucking retarded!
>>11534001
Two hundred?! I think that's more cities than I even know the name of! And to think he did all of that with a robot.. And somehow must have beaten S-Class heroes.. And water abilities? Oh, man.. Kid, you've gotta take me with you to try and beat your uncle, I need to test myself!
>>11534012
To think I had made it this far without killing the void fillers.
>>11534012
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11534018
>Some dude mistake Robotnik's upside down sprite in the spider boss of Sonic Mania as a completely different character. So, C.I. Robotnik was born... or Eggette... or Omelette. Or Eggtha. Just a shit load of egg puns.
>>11534024
No can do sir. He is a pretty busy guy. Just building away and stuff.
>>11533995
>>11534012
Another Justice for victory but I'm not sure if this is called a victory at all. Thankaranya for hosto bosto. Next time I'll make sure to destroy more zombies and this endless cycle.
>>11534012
That is quite a lot of kills...th-that is in fact perhaps TOO many kills.
Thank you for the game, most gracious of hosts. It is most appreciated.
>>11534051
Busy doing what, exactly? He's got a monster trying to challenge him, you can't just be "busy" and deny that, that's not how villains work. That's lame.
>>11534012
thanks for hosting
>>11534071
C'mon. Not all villains work the same way, thought you'd know that much. Me and him are the smarties of the villains... while you're the punchie types. Like uh, powerful strength and jumpyness!
>>11534092
Eghh.. That's boring. "Smart" and "evil" are tough concepts to juggle, you know that? I recommend you learn some of that "powerful strength and jumpyness," too. Just having a big brain sometimes ain't enough. Anyway, I've got a hard time believing robots could beat me, but I could see how they'd cause some mass damage. Different kinds of villain styles, I guess. Alright, I'm not interested anymore. I don't think it would be a very interesting battle.
>>11534119
NONONONONONONO!! It'll be an awesome fight if you went against him. Just imagine it for a bit... heart-bumping action, destruction everywhere the eyes can see... the chance to be stronger th- No. BETTER THAN ALL OF THE HEROES IN THE WORLD!
Just think on that for a bit, villain man. Think of the possibility of it... it'll be totally awesome!
>>11534119
wolverine wants his hair back
>>11534150
Robots don't interest me, kiddo. They're so easy to take down most of the time, it's not even fun or worth my time. Besides, I've got more important things to do. There're still heroes running around everywhere, monsters trying to claim my territory, it's a busy life. I don't have time to take out of my day for an easy, boring fight. It's gotta be something I'm sure will knock my shoes off.
>>11534178
This is how it grows naturally, I'm not copying anybody, god damn it!
>>11534191
>"There goes that plan down the drain! Rats and sprockets... thought I had a real chance there. Maybe villain man is right... about somethings."
...If you're answer is going to be no. Guess I can just leave now, but the offer is still on the table!
>"Probably need to think about a scarier look too..."
>>11534222
No it is, little miss. Chase those villain dreams of yours, though, you've got potential. Just don't go getting yourself killed too early. Later.
Bad time to have a little fun?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11534381
Define "fun".
>>11534381
ALWAYS a good time for fun. Pull up a chair and do what you do.
>>11534381
"I think the Kinsmer put a tax on fun."
who wants to watch my asshole pulsate on livestream?
>>11534428
Go back to ERP Peach.
>>11534428
ME!
>KK
>>11534381
Im always down for a good time
>>11534428
I do!
>not Asgore
>>11534428
Only if you kys after
>>11534397
Pull up a chair, huh? Next you're going to make a joke about me taking a "backseat" to your ego.
>>11534407
Kinsmer? Doesn't sound like any terran mercanary band I've heard of.
>>11534439
Don't flirt with me, youngling.
>>11534454
Sorry hun, you can't sit behind my ego, you wont be able to see anything.
>>11534454
"Dunmeri, not Terran. They're much worse than mercenaries. Mercenaries just kill you. The Hlaalu kill you then send you a bill for it."
>>11534454
>youngling
Im probably the oldest one here......
I was hardly flirting with you.
I could get a whole like more lewd if you like.
>>11534381
Isn't all time a good time to have fun?
>>11534475
>>11534493
Thanks for the laugh
>>11534493
>Time sure does fly..
>>11534493
oh yeah we had a soraka player for a couple of weeks
who were they?
>>11534463
So you're one of those kind of people. Good luck trying to win me over.
>>11534471
Never heard of the Dumeri either, and why would they fine you after killing you? Seems a bit redundant.
>>11534474
I get it a lot. I'm making sure you aren't just another desperate bastard, so don't even bother.
>>11534538
So... You're saying I have a chance? Awoo.
>>11534538
"The dunmer are also called dark elves in the common tongue. We're a very spiteful people. Nothing says revenge like sticking someone's ghost with credit problems to make a point."
>>11534538
Honestly Hybrid bug monster girls arent my type.
So you have no problems from me. And thats a first.
Why does Fireshot only capture as php?
>>11534556
Give me a reason why I should like you, wolfie.
>>11534575
I've met my fair share of undesirable people, but i'm not interested in your culture. Have something else to say?
>>11534609
Good. You'd be suprised by how many terrans on the battlefield try to catch a peak before I get to them.
>>11534538
PURGE THE XENO SCUM
>>11534629
"I'm assuming you aren't interested in the four hour lecture on Temple-approved window washing then."
>>11534624
What? It doesn't let you choose the format you can save it as?
>>11534624
You should probably take a look at the extension settings
>>11534629
Im not sure what a terran is. But i dont even know how they would seeing as your body is covered by what looks like a bio-film.
>She pukes in her mouth alittle bit.
Its pretty unappealing to say the least.....
I thought you were going to host. I was excited about that.....
>>11534659
>FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>>11534671
What the fuck dude?
>Tfw trump is a pokemon called gumshoos
>now there is a literal wall pokemon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQLqeX_LcQ
>>11534661
can I touch your boobies MILF-tan?
>>11534687
>Cums on Kawakami's face.
You said I could, damn nigger. Bitch-ass hos telling a nigger he can jack off in class then getting mad about a little skeet-deet-a-leet-diddle-doo-deet on her face.
>>11534641
If it's a fight you want, I can give it to you.
>>11534656
Of course not. Why would someone want to be lectured on how to wash windows anyway?
>>11534661
In your words, humans. It's probably the carapace high heels that get the men heated up.
...
I don't know why I have them either.
>>11534691
My Stand, [Gumshoos], will keep out every single immigrant in this god-beloved country! I, Emperor Trump, will build [T H E W A L L]!
>>11534629
Uhm.. I.. I'M THE CHAMP! How about that one?
>>11534691
>Man fuck that wall, that other UB looks rad.
>>11534702
Thanks for my daily dose of cringe.
Just because I post Kawakami doesn't mean I RP as her.
>>11534704
"You'd be surprised how many people wash windows in a heretical manner. One second you're scrubbing down then windows like a pious mer, and then boom! You've disgraced the great ancestors and left an ugly streak mark."
>>11534735
Then I just cucked you. :3c
>>11534728
the other UB looks like a fucking clown
literally
it's also looks FUCKING AWESOME
>>11534745
>THAT'S WHY IT'S AWESOME!
>More mons to fit with my based water stater clown seal
>>11534728
>She shakes her head and crosses her arms.
Not impressed.
>>11534738
One error and you have to throw in the towel. I know someone who would like the way you think.
>>11534765
>unironically liking the ugly as FUCK seal
>not picking the complete supreme best alolan starter LITTEN
respect for you lost, man.
>>11534704
>still really worried why people would find a bug monster appealing....
I hope its just a phase.....
and technically its not my world.
Im an Elf. Well... half-elf. But all the same.
Are you going to be our host or what?
>Sage thinks that was probably a bad choice of words.
>>11534773
"I don't write the laws, I enforce them. Blame the real Hlaalu, weird bug lady n'wah, I'm just a glorified meter maid."
how do I get Raine to ship with me?
>>11534773
Uhmm.. I killed a giant once, and I got the arm to prove it!
>>11534774
>Fire starters
>Ever
>I bet you wear flame button ups don't you faggot?
>Seal is meta and my fav type in fairy. They did SO much fucking work on my mono fairy team you have no idea.
>>11534774
>Beowolf is a fighter
>the seal is one of the most competitively viable starter of that generation
It checks out, you should learn to respect others' opinions
>>11534795
>protip: you cant.
says so right here in this book.
>>11534776
A hybrid? I'll have to get Abathur to have a look at you at some point. As for hosting, im afraid I don't know how to do that. I only came here to see if there's anyone worth talking to. Sorry to disappoint.
>>11534788
I'm not a bug, I am what they call a zerg. I am the leader of the swarm, The Queen of Blades.
>>11534800
Huh, for a terran that doesn't use guns or reinfornced armor, you're above average. I've seen terrans who follow that criteria die to zerglings.
>>11534818
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
>tfw making a code
>mfw going to use the brantsteele simulator
>>11534800
>Implying cyndaquil and litten aren't the only two good fire starters
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER
SEAL IS A SHIT, FAIRY IS A SHIT
MONO BUG BEST MONO TYPE TEAM
>>11534828
>kissu
>>11534836
cum in my butte daddydachi
>>11534836
Any specific theme in mind?
>>11534845
>cums in your hair
>>11534828
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HALF OF THOSE WORDS MEANT! But all I need is 287 pounds of folded steel and sex appeal!
>>11534839
>tfw beat a few mono bugs on the way to the finals of /vp/'s monotype tourney
Keep crying bugfag
>>11534843
Give me your discord and I'll do it.
>>11534845
Yes, but it's a secret.
>>11534828
"...I have no idea what any of those things are but they sound like they could kill me. What's a zurhg? Some kind of betmer?"
>>11534854
Understood, good luck with the code, Dachi
>>11534852
I WILL BREAK YOU
I'VE NOT PLAYED COMPETETIVELY IN OVER 7+ FUCKING MONTHS BUT I WILL BREAK YOU
>>11534830
Then you should know Flashy things dont interest me. I do not care about your cash. Im not a whore. Go find Karen if your willing to pay.
>>11534828
I'm not sure ill be willing to have anyone "look at me" at any point. That right is reserved for a special few. If your looking for conversation, we may be able to accommodate you if youre nice enough.
Welcome. Big Bug queen Monster.
>silently readys a giant shoe, just in case things get out of hand.
>>11534865
POST YOUR FRIEND CODE SCRUB.
MONOTYPE BATTLE
FLAT lv50. 3v3s, BEST TWO OUT OF THREE
I WILL LAY THE HURTING DOWN
>>11534828
Oh please...
>kissu's back and embraces the anon.
>>11534852
Maybe you're not so bad after all. But until I see you do something like that again, don't expect me to blow a kiss.
>>11534859
>A zergling rushes beside Kerrigan's feet before sitting.
Does this answer your question?
>>11534881
Not "that" kind of look. He would only want to examine your essence and use the info to improve the swarm somehow, maybe even extract a sample.
>>11534828
(Not me...)
>>11534841
>>11534902
>friend code
s-shit i've not got a mono bug team on sun and moon yet
i was hoping for smogons shitty site in an ou 6 vs 6 or something
>tfw favorite type is Normal
>>11534908
>Useless Guard Man squints at the ling
>it looks like a bug
"...So you /are/ bugs then? You're sending mixed signals here."
>>11534908
Score, I wasn't expecting you to kiss back what an embrace!
>>11534917
>I always play on cart. I haven't played on Showdown in ages and have no teams saved.
>/vp/ has a dead general for Monotypes. We start with a tourney, and top 8 types become gym leaders who take challenges, if you beat all 8 you become champ.
https://pastebin.com/8kSVmTR0
Medabots metabee version for GBA was and is better than every pokemon game. It's sad that it never took off.
>>11534939
that sounds pretty darn cool
i DO have a team back from fucking ages as fuck ago, but it'll probably suck and i dont even remember if it's EV trained
and it's not monotype at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuN3BiTEf4
>>11534952
A lot of games are better than Pokémon.
It's just a lot of fun and ^^spoilertag^^ marketable^^end spoilertag^^
>>11534930
This is only one of the smaller species. I imagine you wouldn't wanna see an ultralisk.
>>11534941
After 7 kills today I'm even lower than two days ago? O-ouch.
>>11534952
Cause me and you are the only people who have played it.
It's sad more people don't know how great medabots was.
>>11534941
>1,290
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poor kam:b:na
>>11534932
I was feeling generous, don't let it get into your head.
>>11534962
>I wouldn't mind adding someone from here for a jolly funnies game. But another night. I'm tired as fuck.
>>11534976
"Giant lobotomized ticks with levers shoved in their brains are the primary form of transportation in my homeland. How bad could it be?"
>>11534981
A day ago*
>>11534999
Gosh, I just want to poke Karen's cheeks until she giggles sweetly.
>>11534988
I still feel happy I wont let such an act discourage myself
>>11534981
Hasn't been counted yet
>>11534992
alright
nighto, mr shit taste in starters
>>11534983
Everything is godlike about that game. The medals, the parts of the medabots, the attacks, where you attack, the animation, the combat system, the turn system, the music, the, the,the... *cries*
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>>11534941
I find it funny how the Eggman is now last in place.
>>11534996
>An ultralisk stomps its way into view. Kerrigan climbs onto one of its lower claws and lies down on it. The zergling climbs on with her, nuzzeling Big enough for you?
>>11535051
if you like it so much go play it
it wont be like what you remember, nostalgia is a bitch
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>>11535077
*>nuzzeling her hair
Big enough for you?
>>11535086
This doesnt Nico my nico ni~s
>>11535078
Nostalgia is a bitch but I've played it recently a couple of months ago. Imagine a game like pokemon where instead of capturing pokemins, you capture robots or pieces of them along with medals to bring them to life. This is medabots metabee version, it works a bit different but it's the same. I'll go and play it right now and report back in a few days.
>>11535091
what am I looking at
>>11535102
It's probably loss.jpg
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>>11535077
"..."
>Generic Hlaalu Guard briefly considers being smug and saying he's seen bigger
>Generic Hlaalu Guard values his life and decides against it
"You know, if you felt like slapping a saddle on that I know I guy that could hook you up with a caravan job."
>>11535095
nico nico this bitch
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>>11535086
>>11535122
>>11535136
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>>11535150
it's a (you) magnet
>>11535158
Oh (you)
>>11535150
Seems to be the new trend going around.
>>11535112
First time hearing about this meme. Maybe I live under a rock.
>>11535178
You learn something new everyday , don't be ashamed of it
>>11535167
L-let me try it!
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post the rollchart
>>11535126
Huh. This doesn't suprise you? I'd be impressed if you have things bigger than this one.
>Kerrigan gets off the ultralisk as it wanders off, the zergling still resting on its claw.
If that's the case, It would be pretty interesting to see one of them on the battlefield.
>>11535167
Who do you happen to be?
>>11535150
Its shitposts off that green haired qt who speaks in numbers
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>>11535150
>>11535150
>>11535150
>>11535204
D-don't point at me! HAVE SOME MERCY!
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>>11535225
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>>11535225
>>11535192
"Funny you should mention that. The Redoran sometimes use armored Silt Striders as mobile archery platforms, siege towers, and troop transports. My own House, the Hlaalu use them to ship goods across long distances. The Dres ride giant wasps, the pretentious bastards."
>Generic Hlaalu Guard fiddles with his dented bonemold bracers, briefly forgetting the woman he's talking to has giant bug knifes for wings
"You use the Ultralisks for something similar I assume?"
>>11535225
>kissu noire
>>11535239
I didn't want to live anyway! END IT ALL, END IT NOW.
>>11535252 (You)
>>11535240 (You)
>>11535239 (You)
>>11535255 (You)
d-don't point at me! have some mercy!
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>>11535225
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>>11535225
>>11535192
"funny you should mention that. the redoran sometimes use armored silt striders as mobile archery platforms, siege towers, and troop transports. my own house, the hlaalu use them to ship goods across long distances. The dres ride giant wasps, the pretentious bastards."
>generic hlaalu guard fiddles with his dented bonemold bracers, briefly forgetting the woman he's talking to has giant bug knifes for wings
"you use the ultralisks for something similar I assume?"
>>11535225
>kissu noire
>>11535239 (You)
i didn't want to live anyway! end it all, end it now.
Select all squares with
street signs
If there are none, click skip
>>11535332
"Law enforcement? Are you a guard too?"
>>11535351
"You know, I think you're the first member of nobility I've ever spoken to that hasn't tried to set me on fire, sent assassins to kill me, or shoved me out of a window."
>>11535355
Stay away from Irisviel.......................or else............
>Junko Enoshima
>>11535370
Don't.
>>11535362
You can say that. I've noticed he comes here quite often and always sneaks you into a conversation. If anything he must like you, which is rare for a terran such as yourself.
>>11535369
I don't have any reasons to. Most terrans that encounter me either want to shoot me or flirt with me, and sometimes both. I'm glad to see you have the dignity to not do either. If you must ask, my name is Kerrigan. Its been nice meeting you, terran. ...I mean dunmer.
Odds host
Evens don't
Dubs ERP