Brothers Baratheon Edition
>>11449425
Renly looked like a faggot even then
aaggghhh...
>>87485289
>>87485289
forgot backlink lol
who /ifiwasroyaltinwesterosi'dprobablybeatyrell/ here?
>>87491348
Who knows yet. Probably the end of magic.
>>11449425
>normies cheer on incest now
when will we cleanse the world of sin lads?
THANK THE GODS
Ser Barristan Selmy, the Bold > Ser Arthur Dayne, the Twin Swords of the Morning
>>11449425
Post THE M A N N I S memes before I PISS myself
Azor Legend
Azor Stannis
>>87491335
They were friendly with each other, but Jon never really gave any indication he would be a good and honorable man. For the most part he acted like a brat because the Night's Watch weren't giving him enough respect. Tyrion doesn't know anything about how Jon acted beyond that, D&D just gave him some psychic powers to tap into the knowledge of Jon the audience is familiar with.
The Renlyposter is still unappreciated, even if we helped in the great battle of Episode 7
Feels bad
>>11449431
based
Was it ever explained why Robert was such a jerk to Stannis?
>>11449436
[Dark Spirit THE MANNIS Has Invaded]
your grace?
POST BOBBY, YA SHITS!
>>11449439
>first scene in GoT is a dead stag being eaten by direwolves
Would House Baratheon still exist if Ned had just kept his mouth shut?
>>11449441
Because he didn't get to Dragonstone in time to kill Viserys and Daenarys, apparently
First for everyone's favorite autist.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING FOR YOU BROTHER
Who's ruling the Stormlands again?
>>11449427
Why does this make me feel so good
My 10 hour shifts, constant nagging and empty wallet can't bring me down, because at the end of the day i know that somewhere out there is a post, with Stannis suffering for our sins, uttering a single "aaggghhh".
GOAT
>>11449447
/OURDAD/
>>11449449
A Goddamn Bl*ckf*re in the books
>people like the characters you hate
>>11449450
blblblblbl...
>people hate the characters you like
What's the nWo of ASOIAF?
>>11449457
second suns
Who here /azor goat/?
Stannis is the aggghhhzor ahai
>>11449457
Either >>11449458
orBlackfyres
>Daemon Blackfyre takes the mic
>THIS IS THE NEW WESTEROS ORDER OF NOBILITY BROTHER
>>11449461
>I mean, I'm racist to a point,, y'know, fucking Targs
>>11449460
a soar a high
>>11449441
He probably didn't think he was. Also, there's evidence in the books that both Renly and Stannis were both scheming long before Robert's death, so there's a question of how long.
why was renly such a cuck to maergaery tyrell
>>11449464
braapzor sniffhai
>>11449467
i don't know what that means
>>87492450
is this cuck porn?
is this supposed to be cuck porn?
is this what cuck porn looks like?
What are the chances of the books ever being finished, by Martin or anyone else?
>>11449432
BESSIE? GODS..
>>11449470
martin's wife's son will finish the books
>>11449452
>ywn be roommate to a 20-something Nik in the 90ies
>ywn hang out with him going to gigs, talking about girls we like but are too out of our league, cuddling in the same bed because it's cold and we cannot afford heating
Life in meaningless outside of our dreams
I really miss Mace lads :(
>>11449474
I miss Stannis.
GUYS I CANT FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
Wonder if these lovely ladies will meet again and share company in a bed?
>>11449450
Amen
>>11449476
Hi Lancel!
>>11449476
LANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!
>>11449476
SHUT UP YOU STUPID BOY!!!
>>87491970
Except it dies, it's called the Night's WATCH, if your watch ends, no more night duties.
And by your logic, every dead member of the watch is a deserter and a traitor now that the Night's King is making them fight the Realm.
>>11449435
I was a fookin legend m8
GRRM won't cuck jon in the books, r-right guys?
>>11449476
CAREFUL BOY
the Hound will get Heartsbane, mark my words.
>>11449482
>every dead member of the watch is a deserter and a traitor now that the Night's King is making them fight the Realm.
why do you say that like it's not true
>>11449486
Bane?
>>11449488
he'll use it to kill Gregor
How did Jon get away with illegally executing the mutineers?
>>11449490
>>87492803
???????????????
>>11449484
Not being willing to kneel is a bad thing though
House Hoare and Gardener would still be alive if they knelt.
Lots of Northern Houses would still be alive if they had been willing to kneel to the Starks.
Starks would be dead if they hadn't knelt to Aegon
>>11449492
kneeling makes you a cuck though
>>11449492
t. cuck
Wtf isn't this a fire hazard?
>>11449493
Everyone's knelt at some point.
Everyone's a cuck, everyone's a bull, except House Tully that's pure cuck.
>>11449492
Dorne never knelt
They BTFO the Targaryens multiple times and never knelt
>>11449495
Only if you're a smoky cuck
>>11449496
dorne never knelt
targaryens never knelt
the wight walkers never knelt
the bloodless men never knelt
>>11449425
It's stunning that the Baratheons managed to fuck up so quickly.
>>11449495
captchacalle nord
what is jewgle trying to tell me
>tfw gf is a Targshit
>>11449502
Targs are the most based House, anon
>>11449445
No, probably not. Stannis and Renly knew about the incest. "House Baratheon" might exist, but it would be Joffrey/Tommen/Myrcella.
>>11449497
Dorne is a sparsely populated desert with lots of rocks and caves to hide in. They were also lucky enough to put a scorpion bolt through one of the original 3 dragons' eyes. They're kind of a special case.
>>11449499
>targaryens never knelt
Yes they did, why do you think they were hiding in Dragonstone when Valyria got destroyed?
>>11449432
Angela white is a literal goddess
>>11449503
I've just killed a mosquito with my bear hands. Gods I am strong
>>11449495
um so suhrry
>>11449499
99% of Dorne knelt to Nymeria's foreign horde and adopted her "enlightened" Rhoynish culture including the Martells. Cucks.
Walkers kneel to Night King who used to do what the Children said. Cucks.
Targaryens got cucked outside of kneeling.
>>11449500
Family infighting's the bane of many royal dynasties anon. Look at the Plantagenet's, Ptolemies, and probably some royal families that don't star with P.
>>11449500
>1 king with 2 younger brothers
>popular across Westeros
>loyal support from their own lands, the Tullys, the Arryns, and the Starks
>the entire dynasty lasts for 20 years
who was your favorite minor character?mine is probably that sympathetic dothraki guy or carl fookin legend tanner of gin alley
>>11449503
true and dubs comfirm
>>11449510
It's those P dynasties that you have to watch out for. Like the Palailogans.
>>11449512
Podrick
>>11449425
Best scene in the show coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9_h0egj9YY
Vous alles, jivijaque.
>>11449512
carl fookin tanner was the most disneyish cartoonish character in the whole show
vargo hoat was pretty cool
>>11449512
Stannis
>>11449511
>Targaryen Dynasty with civil wars and mass stupidity after Aegon I lasts almost 300 years
Targaryens do it better.
And their wars were shorter too. How long have the wars in Westeros been going on so far in the show? 7 years?
>>11449517
>carl fookin tanner was the most disneyish cartoonish character in the whole show
why?
>>11449512
Ed Sheeran as a lannister soldier, great little cameo
>>11449512
Howland Reed
>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuVYKThjSw4
>>11449521
Trolling huh
>>11449512
>>11449512
Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons
What were Renly and Benign doing during Robert's Rebellion?
>>11449527
Renly was a child.
>>11449523
>they'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them
Promise me, Ned
I wish I had friends
>>11449526
>of the House Targaryen
she's a bastard, born of hasty and/or lannister cucking
>the First of Her Name
no
>The Unburnt
okay
>Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men
no
>Queen of Meereen
she was a weak usurper who didn't even last more than a few days before having to give the throne to someone more competent (daario)
>Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea
not anymore
>Protector of the Realm
LOL
>Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms
no
>Breaker of Chains
t. mad queen daenaerys "become my slave or die" targaryen (lannister and/or hasty)
>Mother of Dragons
they're illyrio mopatis' dragons. she's just renting them
>>87493131
Thoughts?
>>11449450
>Why does this make me feel so good
>proceeds to explain why it makes him feel good
back
>>11449533
even cw teen dramas are better than game of thrones
>>11449531
You have us, anon.
>>11449425
Do you think Stannis had autism attacks over Renly being gay, solely because dicks are suppose to go in vaginas?
>>11449536
you got fat
>>11449537
renly is dead
and stannis is alive
because stannis had armor
and a big fucking sword
>>11449535
Riverwood is supposed to be good
>>11449537
can you imagine them as teenagers?
>entirely different ethnic makeup to the rest of the continent, mostly rhoynish and essosi
>unique climate in westeros
>socially progressive compared to the rest of westeros, with equal inheritance and tolerance of homosexuality
>almost untouched by the WotFK
>only kingdom to not be conquered by the targsues, something even the ironborn and stormlanders couldn't do with two of the most defensible castles on Planetos, had to be married into the family
>home to anime characters like Darkstar, Oberyn and Arthur Dayne, and the sand snakes, some of the worst characters in the show and the books
>still assmad over the death of some bitch and her dragonspawn babies
>navy got BTFO in a single battle by Euron
why are dorneshits so insufferable?except you, Uller and Manwoody, you're alright
>>11449512
Arianne's big brown responsive nipples
>>11449529
>>11449532
>the First of Her Name
Since this part is only used in rulers' titles, this has to be true, isn't it?
>>11449512
>who was your favorite minor character?
I'm gonna go with Ros. She didn't seem like she did much, I'll give you, but for two or more reasons the quality of the show correlated almost perfectly with how much screentime she got. Plus, she's not in the books, so that's a win.
>>11449530
Is that a screencap from that ludicrous Sword of Truth tv show?
Rare case of a fantasy series where the made-for-tv version is better than the book, that. Of course, in that case the bar was set awfully low... Goodkind's probably the least talented member of the Legion of Fantasy Authors Named Terry.
>>11449545
viserys was the third of his name even though he was never the king
>tfw no leaf gf
>>11449512
Tommen because i want to penetrate that sweet butt
>>11449550
kill yourself
>>11449542
Yay.Half of this points can be used to describe the North.
>>11449506
>the cuckold poorfag whose greatest desire is for a targ to give him the time of day
You're proving my point
>tfw i've been back for weeks, cersei
>>11449546
But he was a kinslayer, he was guilty of his crime by his own admission
>>11449548
but he never became king if another viserys becomes king hell be the third
>>11449545
>Since this part is only used in rulers' titles, this has to be true, isn't it?
... No? Any ruler with a regnal number wouldn't be "first of his/her name".
>>11449554
Oh shit rly? Suhreee lol I didn't notice
>>11449556
>but he never became king
yes, that's my point, he was viserys the third even though he wasn't king
>if another viserys becomes king he'll be the third
another viserys can't be viserys the third because viserys the third was already viserys the third
>>11449542
what is yronwoods
>>11449541
Stannis was a good boy
>Teen Stannis finds an injured burd
>heals it but its crippled and can never fly higher than a tree
>Robert calls Stannis a faggot for keeping a worthless hunting bird
>their dad forces Stannis to kill his burd
>>11449560
but he wasnt tho since you have to become king unless they're mocking him because hes the beggar king
>>11449558
i dont love you no more woman
>no Ashara gf
>>11449560
>yes, that's my point, he was viserys the third even though he wasn't king
The whole deal with that was people sucking up to him, trying to get on his coat-tails in case he managed to get the throne back. Why is this hard to understand?
To take real world examples though, history wouldn't count it, the next one down the line would get Viserys III and he'd be remembered as "Viserys Yellow Hat" or "Viserys the whiny dope" or something.
>>11449557
I'm confused.
Since she is first person under the name "Daenerys" to sit on the Iron Throne, she can use the "the first of her name" part, or am I wrong?
>>11449563
illyrio mopatis and probably some other people unironically styled him viserys the third even though he wasn't their king
>>11449528
Yes, but where was he? in Storm's end, suffering the siege with his brother? Somewhere else?
Same question for Benjen, was he "managing" Winterfell like Brandon was whileRobb was away?
I wonder if Bobby B was into titwanks.
>>11449539
also shadow monster babies
>>11449533
crashing this poll
with no survivorsh
>>11449568
>Since she is first person under the name "Daenerys" to sit on the Iron Throne, she can use the "the first of her name" part, or am I wrong
Yeah, that's it, but that's not true of all rulers. She could easily have a daughter or later descendant be the ruler and take the same name, and be Daenarys the second, Daenaeys the third, etc. Please refer to: monarchs throughout history.
>>11449568
she hasn't sat upon the iron throne though
>>11449568
yes thats how it works there were like a million aegons but the possible next will be the 6th
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>>11449577
kill yourself kike
>>11449554
But have you washed your balls?
>>11449561
Yronwoods are pretty based, but they eventually did bend to the Rhoynar sandniggers and got cucked by Oberyn. Good job on siding with Bittersteel and removing dragonshits though.
>>11449570
Yes, Renly was under siege in Storms' End.
Yes, Benjen was doing the same kind of work Bran does in season 2 of the show.
>i ain't scared of no night king
Bobby didn't know that Jaime was boning his wife, so why did he make him listen to him fucking whores?
>>11449580
bro DrAGoNs thooo ,valyrian babes broooo
>>11449571
d-do you think his cock was big enough to poke through bessies massive tits? just curious...
>>11449583
For fun?
>>11449584
BENEATH THE GOLD, THE BITTER STEEL!
>Here lies Aegon the Seventh, named for his brother to carry on his spirit
>yfw
>>11449587
yeah the golden company is pretty cool the only problem is that bloodraven cucked him a million times
>>11449587
Nigga wasn't bitter
He was salty
Give roles to the characters in a High School AU setting.
>Robert: High School football star freshman who got injured and now is a fat bitter slob
>Cersei: head cheerleader who has to stay with Rob or she'll lool like a bitch
>Renly: Closet fag popular guy dating Margery but fucking her brother
>Stannis: rich autist, popular due to his brother but disliked behind his back
>Davos: poorfag who defends Stannis and becomes his friend due to his honesty
>>11449589
More like Bloodraven got cucked
>Though she never wed, she had many offers, and several lovers through the years. Duels were fought over the right to sit beside her, men killed themselves after falling from her favor, poets outdid each other writing songs about her beauty. Her most ardent admirer was her half-brother, Bloodraven, who proposed marriage to her half a hundred times. Shiera gave him her bed, but never her hand. It amused her more to make him jealous
Imagine being a greenseer and having a slut waifu and STILL wanting to marry that
>westerosi naming conventions aren't autistic
t. bittersteel blackflame blackfire riverlord sandstar dragonblood sunsword whitewood redwater sweethound, the flaming purple axe of the last night, king of the firelands and the fifth river and the long fortress, son of the sun, defender of the free peoples, the green winter fire of the old prophecies, and the one true shield
>>11449592
yeah
>Bloodraven, who proposed marriage to her half a hundred times. Shiera gave him her bed
at least he banged
what did she ever gave bittersteel
>>87494312
STANNY WANT MILKY!
>>11449588
Seems like an odd thing to write on somebody's grave. Seems like it honors the namesake more.
If it were a bit longer it might fit in better, but as it is it reads as "Here lies a guy. His namesake was pretty cool."
>>11449594
>at least he banged a whore who proceeded to fuck other men and deny him the one thing he really wanted
Great prize right there.
>what did she ever gave bittersteel
Freedom, cause he got out
>>87494199
>>87494312
>>87494386
T H A N K T H E G O D S
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>>11449599
WHICH IS THE BIGGIST DIGITS?
FOUR FOURS OR ONE?
>>11449600
Four fours
Cuz that's 16
Or 4444
>>11449600
Four little armies are weaker than one fist
>>11449602
the fist of the first men?
>>11449579
I-I still have your moon's blood on my balls from the sept
>>87494466
>not liking flat chests
Licking their hard nipples and pressing your face against their smooth firm skin is superior to saggy cow hags.
>>11449583
because they weren't having sex any longer and he wanted her to know
how stupid are you
>>11449597
well we dont really know what she ever gave to anyone else so yeah also bittersteel freedom, freedom of what of a mercenary who cares more about gold than honor that being said neither bittersteel or bloodraven gave a shit about honor
Where my Manwoody bros at?
>>11449605
>tfw I agree with Meryn Trant
>>11449585
I've studied a lot of tits and I think most average males will make it through those. That's manly angle and her pushing them out. You see the lag of mammery underneath?
How did Kevan let his son become a fanatic?
>>11449605
ANY BOY WHORE WITH A SWORD CAN KILL SEVEN FUCKING MERYN TRANTS
>>11449611
He'd bring him petite nuns to fugg
>>11449611
you read the books? he tried really hard for it not to happen but I don't remember what happened I think his wife was a cunt or he was gay the whole time and didn't know what to do
>>11449606
But he didn't love her and she didn't love him.
>>87494687
niiiice
any idea who she isgoogle tells me she's godzilla
>>11449615
yeah it's called being passive aggressive are you a virgin
>>11449615
it's still a disrespectful move.
>>11449608
>>11449607
We know she fucked other men and liked to cuck Bloodraven on purpose.
Bittersteel would be a mercenary no matter what, he went into exile to support the Blackfyres, having Shiera wouldn't convince him to stay, those are separate issues
>"Promise me, Ned"
>>11449425
so he's a double agent now right? we saw his emotion after the tarly fight, we know his heart lies with the people of westeros, and we didn't see the end of his conversation with Cersei.
What is he planning?
based tit posters
>>11449571
ANGELA MARRY ME
>>11449621
more of a Bessie than a Lyanna desu
Finally getting through watching S7, and holy shit is it just me or is everything involving Sansa or Arya on a whole different level of absolutely awful?
>>11449622
Probably just made a deal to keep Cersei's child alive and as Warden(ess) of the West and Lord/ady of Casterly Rock, if it comes down to it
>>11449622
kill her and dany leave jon as king?
>>11449605Why not both?
good night guys love y'all
>>11449425
Whelp, this mod would be perfect, if not for the fact that it requires having downloaded the game from steam, while I have previously bought it on another website
>>11449631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DqjUMkvTMY
>>11449630
good night anon
sleep tight
Blowing up the sept was fucking stupid as fuck, holy fuck.
>>11449541
>robert bullying Stannis
>"why are you such a no fun faggot stannis?"
>"i don't know why are you such a dumbfuck"
>robert beats the shit out of stannis
>leaves stannis there, sad and beaten
>babby renly comes in and sees sad stannis
>gives stannis hug
>all is good
>>11449634
well
it worked, didn't it
she the queen now
iron throne belongs to dany!
>>11449636
holy shit someone draw this beautiful shit
>>11449638
>some dark-haired muslim looking bitch
no
En garde, roi de la nuit!
>>11449641
did he died?
>>11449637
It makes literally no sense and killed everything interesting about the King's Landing plot. Only reason Cersei isn't lynched is plot armor.
I like Bessie posting.
>>11449641
>tfw you realize the way they made the swords light up this last season is a cheap nod to lightsabers
>"Promise me, Ned"
>blonde- and silver-haired characters portrayed by black-haired actors
>blue- and purple-eyed characters portrayed by green-, brown-, or even black-eyed actors
is this supposed to be racemixing propaganda or are deebid and doobid just really bad at casting
>>11449647
You tell me.
Jorah
>>11449648
Emilia's chins are out of control.
>>11449646
>promise me, Ned
>>11449632
Ew, showbased...
>>11449649
If Jorah dies, we riot.
>>11449649
jorah le taco taco burrito burrito ay papi cholo gringo puto de maricon jajajajajajajajajaja
Can you imagine the epic stories this guy will tell his grandchildren if he manages to survive all this fuckery?
>>11449653
Lol why? Put that poor old white nigger out of his misery.
>Promise me, Robert
>>11449655
He'll tell his grandkids about the greatest leader westeros has ever seen in his old age.
suck my dick moot
>PROMISE ME, JANNY
MODS = GODS
moving me to the trash only makes me stronger
WE RED BOARD NOW
POST TITS
Really made me think
why we /trash/ now?
Why was this moved here. Are /got/ generals no longer allowed on /tv/?
>in the /trash/
Does this mean we can post nudity?
test
>>11449657
This is the reason we're /trash/ now, just so you know
What the goddamn fuck mods?
migrate >>87495482
migrate >>87495482
migrate >>87495482
don't post /got/ in title anymore.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i guess this is a Game of Porn thread now
>can't even link properly on this shit board
migrate here:
>>>/tv/87495482
>Promise me, Ned
>tfw GoT porn parody takes casting more seriously than actual GoT
targshits get out
>>11449807
I want to see a /got/ porn parody like they did with baneposting
>mfw /got/ is literal trash now
>mod moves /got/ to /trash/
>10 game of thrones pop up in its wake
what did the mod mean by this
Let's post fap material at least
>>11449949
The seed is strong
>>11449965
k
Now that /got/ is on /trash/ how many pics do you guys have of Danys being railed hard by her dragons?
>>11450013
>northerner
>landing strip instead of a thick as fuck bush
the fuck is this
>>11449503
>what is house arryn
No dying
You know what I don't get? How come the Starks and the northerners, who are all the way up north and in the cold, sunless lands often surrounded by snow, always either brown or black in hair color? Then the Lannisters, who come from the bright and sunny south, are blonde. If you look at the real world maps, people from the cold snowy areas are blonde and people from the southern, warmer areas have brown or black hair. Why did GRRM do this?
Last one for the night
Welcome to /trash/. This is where you'll be staying from now on.
>>11449525
I miss Kevan.
>>11455613
Sauce for this?
>>11457071
Nightfaux
>>11457093
I should have figured. Thanks.
>>11449425
Wow does /tv/ hate generals too, like /co/?
this board is going to overflow
>>11455613
If more pictures like that show up, I might just stay here.
welcome to trash
>>11461398
>>11461412
>>11461398
welc
>>11461624
to tris
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>>11461922