Gardevoir thread. Science edition old >>11065506

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>>11165266

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Ninety degrees when I tell that bitch please. That's what I'll tell her

>>11164507
gardevoir a shit

>>11168275
Are you 12?

would a gardevoir's physic energy increase if you gave her red bull?

>>11164842
not a fan of that puss puss even though the animation itself is nice

>>11168409
Ur mom's 12

>>11168238
Nice

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What should I name her?

>>11174474
SUCC

>>11174474
eva braun

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>>11174474
Catch a male

>>11165266
>>11174819
This is why we have the death camps for the males

>>11174819
No

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>>11174840

>>11177605
>>11177587
The gas chambers are gonna be busy tonight

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>>11178244

we really, REALLY need more gallade smut

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>>11178274
>>11178279
>>11178306
I'm skipping the gas chambers. Now go into the
oven

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>>11178311
DIE

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>>11178314

>>11178326
>>11178332
Go back to Auschwitz

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>>11178327

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>>11178340

New rule. No males

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>>11178356

>>11165266

makes me feel like you're about to have a sore ass

Can we stop with all the gay shit.

>>11178422
For game accuracy, half the Gardevoir should be male.

>>11178441
No

>>11178422

I'd be fine if it continues. Nobody's forcing you to look at it

Would a gardevoir be smart enough to use a gun?

>>11178504
AFAIK there is no official statement on Gardevoir intelligence, but there's an anime episode with a Ralts showing human-like intelligence, and a Gardevoir is twice evolved from a Ralts, so it seems reasonable that it would be smarter. I think an average Gardevoir is smarter than an average human.

>>11178559
Better hide my guns

>>11178582
Why would a Gardevoir misuse a gun?

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>>11178611
Because guns

How would a gardevoir act if she took a ton of drugs?

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you smell like fish

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>>11178422
no

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I don't know why but she looks like she is starving for food

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Lets help this poor ralts

>All these trapdevoirs and Gallades
Good shit lads

>>11174474
Grimbo

>>11174474
Bitch

How much food does a gardevoir need to eat a day?

Back to the top

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>>11181079
alot

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>>11188027
A lot more

>>11178582
They can't use guns because they don't have opposable thumbs.

>>11178326
>>11179103
Artist?

>>11188888
Wasted

beep

>>11188027
>>11188407
So barely any food a day

>>11179463

Who the fuck would abuse a Ralts?

>>11190410
It has to be someone who is very messed up. Look at its cute little face. What did it do to be treated like that.

>>11168238
Artist?

>>11174474
Ballerina

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help me sauce this, I've had this for the longest time and I can't remember where I got this from.

>>11195511
Sorry. I tried and I came up empty

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kissu

>>11195856
no boner stop

How would a Gardevoir show affection to a Gallade?

>>11195930
This is what I think of liberals

>>11195963
She will get naked and they will fuck

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Found on FA

>>11197657
I like ralts. their cute

>>11197685

Ralts is an adorable little thing that must be cherished and protected.

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>>11197697

Emergency bump

>>11178302
100% agreed

>>11164507

>"master, if we waste any more money on weeaboo-"

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>>11206302
"I know I know. Now get back to your serious business."
there so innocent that its cute

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Gardevoir needs to clean her cunt more often.

>>11208147
why?

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>>11211713

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This would make a cool loading icon

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>>11208147

>raised by a single gallade
>never really got the talk
>thought she was dying after her first period
>doesn't think it's important to clean her cunt
>she thinks it just naturally smells that way
>impossible to breed anymore, no male ever wants to get near that rancid vag
>gardevoir just itches and scratch her cunt when it becomes unbearable

>>11213151
>find lonely gardevoir
>catch her
>smell something rancid
>its the gardevoir
>find out about her past
>give her the talk
>tell her about vaginal hygiene
>get her cleaned up
>now smells like roses
>also tell her that when she pees that its back to front not front to back

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I know your very hungry and want food but you ain't gettin any food until you agree to have sex with me. You don't want to starve to death do you?

christ these threads are populated exclusively by autists now

>>11213151

am I in another thread with the same anons talking about rainbow dashs crusty cunt back in MLP four years ago

>>11214413
this is the least autistic thing here. People wanting to fuck horses is way off the autism charts. hyper scat is another thing

>>11214413
No. Those guys died of horse AIDS

>>11214413

Fuck someone got the reference.

>>11164710
That's a really cute cover

>>11215446
Artist?

garde

>>11213151
Gardevoir lay eggs. No egg-laying creature menstruates.

>>11218929

>brainlet slave to kiddie safe "t-they just lay eggs" euphemisms for hot slapping sex between obvious mammal species

>>11221397
You actually see the eggs in game.

>>11221442

There's a guy in Coumarine who says what you know as an ''egg'' is more accurately described as a ''craddle''.

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it's not gay if there's no visible junk in the pic, right?

r-right?

>>11222547
Its semi gay

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Dammit quit being so cute

>>11222547

>implying posting gayllade is a bad thing

>>11222547
It's super gay

>>11223868
I agree with you

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>>11222547
it's mezzo-fortgay

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I think a female gallade could be possible

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Is she dead in this picture?

>>11225086
gross

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>>11225086
Uhh. About that.

>>11225527
It could be possible due to a genetic defect

>>11225541
There are many 100% male and 100% female Pokemon species.

>>11225687
They don't always tell you that. There is this thing that the body won't react to testosterone. So instead of being a male they develop into a female

>>11225748
Are we talking about real animals or Pokemon?

>>11225830
It's a real thing in humans:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complete_androgen_insensitivity_syndrome

Pokemon sex determination is probably something completely different.

>>11225892
But all humans are one species. Gallade and Miltank are two different species.

>>11225938
"Species" in Pokemon doesn't mean the same as it does in real life. Different "species" of Pokemon can interbreed and produce fertile offspring, which means they are the same species by the real life meaning of the word. It's like "evolution" having a different meaning in Pokemon.

>>11226007
Yeah Pokemon evolution is more of a instant transformation of some kind, and different Pokemon "species" are capable of interbreeding and producing fertile offspring. But that doesn't change the fact that every Miltank in existence is and will always be female, and every Hitmonlee in existence is male. Pokemon gender ratios are fixed for every "species" of Pokemon. I don't think it's some kind of mutation. That's just how the Pokemon are.

>>11226007
They probably have the babies on hand to give to the trainer. They don't interbreed because if they do some people might push it to the limits to make mutated pokemon who tell anybody near them to kill them because every second is full of pain. Also the reason that they don't know how the eggs got there is because they don't want to explain that a gardevoir will dress up as a school girl while the gallade dresses up as a teacher. the gallade would tell the gardevoir to stay after class where he would tell her that she is about to fail his class. the gardevoir would beg the gallade to give her a chance. the gallade would tell her that he has a way she can pass the class. then they fuck and then the gardevoir gives birth to a ralts.

>>11224803
So, only sort of gay, that's good
Now, if it was faggissimo, THEN I'd be worried

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>"Master, for the last time, no, I will not fucking breastfeed you!"

>>11228136
Gardevoir breast milk will help cure my lung cancer and make me live forever

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>https://discordapp.com/invite/vWss7CF

>>11228136

lifetime pokeball sentence

>>11229341
No. Either she breast feeds her master or its the gulag for her

Is it still worth it to make Gardevoir threads on /vp/?

>>11232755
>>11232932
Go get the tanks warmed up. Were out of beer

>>11232755
Can someone explain this to me?

>>11233180

Gardevoir peeing is just a shitpost in Gardevoir threads.

>>11234743
It's hot to me

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>>11237103
You like it huh? Here have some more

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>>11234743
Uhhh actually it's a pisspost

>>11238136

Jej

Give me some tasty Gardevoir pastebin stories.

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More piss posting

My Gardevoir gave birth to a Ralts this morning. She bit the umbilical cord off and later ate the placenta and licked her Ralts clean. Is this normal? Should I take her to the vet?

>>11241054
It's weird but normal. Next time cut the cord and clean the ralts for her

>>11241054
Also congratulations on your new ralts

How do I get a Gardevoir gf?

>>11241054
you should get yourself checked for autism is what you should do

>>11242956
Catch a female ralts and evolve her

>>11243463
I once thought I had a gardevoir in high school but it turns out that I was just really really high. Man I miss high school, bush was still president, there were only 2 genders, ect...

>>11232755
Why would she refuse to use it?

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>>11247757
I never knew girls can do this but they can

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>>11238936
This one's my favourite.

>>11250480
How good are you at pokemon stuff?

When its cold at night my gardevoir crawls into my bed and then she curls up to me. Is this normal? Also I'm having a hard time toilet training her. Can you help me with that?

boop

Cute

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Dammit gardevoir. Quit getting drunk.

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>>11257008
>I'm not drunk at all
>Ah, another raw beef with raw egg

>>11257548
No your drunk. You drove your car through the garage door.

peep

Emergency bump

Would it be a good idea to have a Gardevoir nanny to raise human children?

>>11259629
Yes. They would be better then humans. They don't do stupid shit like give their kids crack

How is a gardevoir's vagina like?

>>11261733

like a handful of wet napkins about to tear

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>>11261753
I heard different. It feels like a human's but the pleasure is way much more than a human's

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Should my Gardevoir shave down there? you know her snatch

>>11250480
tfw u will never be oppai loli irl

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Do gardevoirs help cure depression?

How do I give my gardevoir a bath?

>>11266170

Just plug the bath and fill it with warm water then put your Gardevoir in it. It's not difficult senpai.

>>11267218
She won't get in the tub

>>11267453

Try giving her a reward if she goes through with the bath.

>>11268163
ok I'll try. what should I use as a treat?

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When I take my gardevoir on a long road trip I tell her to cross her legs and hold it because we ain't stopping for a long time and if she gets an UTI that's the fun part. When I was a little boy we let our cuts get infected. It makes you a man.

>>11268310

I don't know, a toy, a Poképuff, a walk in the park.

>>11267453
I'd back up a step and ask why baths are hated so much.

>>11267453
She's not a cat

>>11270790
she damn acts like one

Goodnight

>>11250555
What do you mean?

>>11273415
how do I care for a gardevoir. she just evolved

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>>11273415
Can she go on long car trips without stopping often?

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Gardevoirs are very good at working in shops machining stuff because of telekinesis can help them move tools and parts into very tight tolerances

squeak

live

Master

>>11276413
bate

should we make a new thread?

>>11278775

Why?

>>11282720
Because I can. That is how you should live your life. If you can do it, do it.

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My gardevoir needs to pee. what should I do? What do I tell her to help her stay calm?

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>>11285890

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>>11278775
After these past couple threads, I feel like we should never make a Gardevoir thread again.

>>11287678
Give it a few days before someone else does it

>>11287678
it'll just be that piss autist that makes one

>>11287678
Why

>>11289244
it seems like the piss autist might just be the same autist who got mad early on in the thread at gay shit, so he just spammed the thread with piss, because that'll show those homos

>>11257548
It's called tatar you dork.It's also not that good.

>>11291874
It's a translation of >>11257008, and it's not steak tartare, it's yukhoe (ユッケ in Japanese). The seasoning is different.

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>>11295738

It hurts, my famalam.

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>>11164507
is it possible to remove the red stone out of them? and sell it for cash? I'm just asking for science. and no I am not worried about the death of them. I just really want to know

>>11298825
I think its part of them. You can't remove it

>>11298889
you can remove a human arm from some one cant you?

>>11298970
I think its a bone. It will be very hard and messy to remove a gardevoir's spike

>>11299048
they did make bone saws and chainsaws for a reason right? but the real question is can you sell it? for cash that is

>>11299160
I think the gardevoir won't let you do that. she is more powerful than you

>>11299179
unless you find a dead one? or a nocked out one to be unconscious enough to well you know.

>>11299160
That's not how you organ harvesting

>>11299214
oh so the stone is a organ?

>>11299214
I don't think they die. They use cell regeneration so they don't die from cancer and shit. They travel in packs so they can be healed.

lets make a thread about the idea/ issues behind this

>>11299287
doesn't everything die? I mean we do the same thing with tusks from elephants and ivory

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>>11299313
that would be interesting

new >>11299395

>>11299373
here you go>>11299407

>>11299313
>>11299441

>>11299475
A guy snorted the spike