Ralts line thread. post cute or lewd Ralts line

>>11299395
how di I kill it and take its eggs?

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>>11299505

You don't my fambini

>>11299676
I want to do science and see witch one grows the biggest then see witch one is most loyal to me. then see how they will act if one dies. also for science will they be mad at the creator or master? or will they just be sad?

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You can finally get your own Gardevoir, but you also have to adopt her two babies. Yes or no?

>>11300935
fuck yea. can't say no to 3 cute pokemon

>>11300935
adorable

>>11300935
I don't see the downside here.

>>11299676
whose the semen demon, the ralts is cute too

Why are ralts so damn cute?

>>11305779

It's Wally

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>>11306578

Because it's a precious baby filled with friendship!

>>11299395
>implying ralts hatch from eggs

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>Master for the love of god I'm not breast feeding you.

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>>11312272

What about Gallade though?

>>11312272
Ok then. I'll get another gardevoir. Your replaceable. Your just a cheap part in a giant machine. I can go to my closet and pull out a ralts egg and go for a walk. Releasing you it too good for you. In fact when I come back from my walk with a new born ralts I will have that ralts help warp time and space to the mid 1930s so I can drop you off in Nazi Germany with a coat with the star of David on it. You'll be crammed into a cattle car. Know where you'll be going? You will be sent to Auschwitz. They say that you enter through the gates and exit through the chimney. You will no longer have a name, only a number. There are different ways you can die. They can work you until your little heart can't take it anymore and gives up and stops. You can starve with your body wasting away, you'll try to keeps your eyes open so that death can't take you but after some time you'll grow really weak and close your eyes for a second, that's all that death needs. You can try to escape and end up with a bullet in your brain. You can get sick, your body will break down in front of your eyes until nothing works in your body. Or they will tell you that you need to "take a shower". You'll be stripped of clothes and a bunch of people and you will be jammed into a cramped room, the doors will lock behind you and the lights will go out. Then the gas starts flowing. You'll start screaming as the gas burns your lungs. You'll bang on the door but you won't be let out. After 20 minutes you will die from your lungs being eaten away. Either way your broken body will be hauled to the crematorium. Your body will be reduced to nothing but ash. You will exit through the chimney. Your ashes will be dumped into a pit with thousands of others. Your replaceable you little shit.

>>11312573
Wtf

>>11312573
*You're

>>11313268
Your, you're. they are the same

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Could we make a regular and a shitposting Gardevoir thread?

>>11313889
sure

>>11313889
Shitposting or pissposting?

>>11305040
The only downside is cuteness overload

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>>11314896

Both désu.

>>11314922

Well also having to feed and care for and clean up after two other younger Pokémon.

>>11314977
I made this thread so can someone make the shit/pissposting thread.
Also put your tongue back in your mouth. Its rude

Is there a picture of a ralts getting salt poured on it from a salt shaker with the whole thing titled "salty ralts"

>>11315325

I don't get it.

>>11315574
salty ralts. the ralts is mad that its covered in salt. salty is another word for being mad

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I wish this was a loading screen

>>11316118
Reminds me of Goodrafag's shitpost gif.

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>>11321248
You mean this one?

>>11320079

DELETE THIS

RALTS MUST NOT BE LEWDED

>>11321828
I agree if the ralts are underage

What happened to hosting these on /vp/?

I found a wild gardevoir in my coal bin. I had to clean her up as she was covered in coal dust. I kept her

>>11321952
/vp/ didn't want them any more (if they ever did).

Speaking of, I checked the catalog and I'm concerned that /vp/ is overflowing as a containment board, as evidenced by the number of threads about /vp/-related topics on /trash/. This is not a good thing.

>>11322015
What if people could host a 4chan server. this would increase the capacity of this site

>>11322066
They'd have to do so almost entirely out of their own pocket, since a place like this is death to advertising dollars, and that still doesn't solve the bigger problem of shitpost overflow.

>>11322015
>/vp/ didn't want them any more (if they ever did).

I was fine with them, but the Titdevoir was a magnet for shitposters.

That said, I'd prefer you guys over Phoxfags.

>>11322085
I don't mind spending money on this site. Look at the founding of 4chan. I see it as a story of inspiration. And look we could be on the other side of the world but were talking about the same topic together

>>11322115
I agree, which is why I've thought about setting up two separate threads and putting in cross-board links for multi-board shitposting.
>>11322125
You don't, but how many people would? You'd have to find someone who was as dedicated as Moot or someone who had money to burn.

>>11322150
I am very good with money and I could find some money of my own to help out. In fact back when I was in school my class had to do a project where you would create a budget. I got in trouble for saving too much money

>>11322206
You'd have to look at how much server costs are and much money you can reasonably put toward such things. And it still won't the solve the problem of too much shitposting, at least in any way that matters.

>>11322278
Well increased captivity means that shitposting won't bog down the site too much

I feel like raltenbacker would be a good last name for a gardevoir

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>>11321828
Whoops.

>>11322015
Why aren't /vp/ and /mlp/ red boards?

>>11324314

That's honestly a good question. Presumably to avoid porn overflow.

>>11324314
People on /vp/ have asked the same question.

I personally believe there should be a place where you can discuss the franchise and not have to run the risk of someone else posting something that's NSFW. Why anyone would surf 4chan at work is beyond me, but I'm sure people like that exist.

In the end, though, I'm just one anon, I can't speak for anyone else on the board.

Geez, why is this board moving so fast?
Is Bumpfag really that much of a factor?

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>>11322901

Jesus that's hot

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Do gardevoirs support Nazism?

Has anyone had to punish their gardevoir for doing drugs?

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>>11313577

>>11327348
I failed english class back when I was in high school

>>11324314
because that would mean 2 more furfag boards

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the upper middle one is cute

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>>11332483

>>11322015
Its summer anon its just full of kids, just wait a bit.

>>11312573
is this a pasta?

>>11335277
I can't find the original, but I'm sure that it is

>>11337331
>>11335277
Nope. Made this up. You can change out gardevoir with anything you want

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>>11324314
i've always wondered this

>>11339777
nice trips

Assdick

>>11312573
someone take a pic of this. I need it.

>>11349513
Of what?

How do I get a Gardevoir gf?

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>>11300935
There's something super comforting about images of comforting crying children

>>11350320
>ywn have a pokemon trainer as a parent
>ywn hang out with their ralts as a babby
>ywn grow up alongside them as they grow and evolve, bonding more with you than their trainer
>ywn think of them as a sibling
>ywn hear them running when you fall down and scrape your knee
>ywn inherit them from your parents when you become a trainer
>ywn ask them to help you out on dates by reading your crush's mind to figure out what they like and dislike.
>ywn ask them for relationship advice because they understand romance better than you.
>ywn get married and have them attend your wedding
>ywn keep in touch with them as the years go by, and time passes
>ywn be middle aged, and find out they're sick
>ywn go to their bedside and see them slowly fading away
>ywn finally return the favor and comfort them in their final hours, giving them peace as they pass away

I-I wasn't expecting to feel today.

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>>11350536

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>>11350320
>There's something comforting about images of comforting

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>>11353034

Master...