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Malem
Araragi Karen
Lord Beerus
>>11144536
Froze
>>11144536
Zer0
Ezreal
>>11144536
Draco
Wu Zetian
Kiyohime
>>11144536
Bea
>>11144536
Plague Doctor
>>11144536
Iida Tenya
>>11144536
Thanks for hosting
some1 pls answer >>11144529
>>11144529
>>11144569
you could be watching it with your own eyes instead of 5 megapixels of 5inch screen
>>11144536
Bondrewd
Sami "Sufficiently Spooked For The Eclipse" Zayn
>>11144536
Yomika
>>11144574
Yeah but isn't it dangerous with your own eyes?
Mrs. Bread
>>11144529
>>11144569
the auto adjustment will probably make it so that you can't see shit anyway because the sun is so bright and the rest so dark.
On top of that, most front facing cameras can record UV light because they have no UV filter, and the sun is full of that stuff.
>>11144583
get one of those $1 glasses. It's no more dangerous than looking at the sun on any other day.
Or just wear sunglasses if you can't get your hands on them, you won't go blind.
Twiss
>>11144536
Wendy
>>11144536
:thinking:
Shade
Velvet Scarlatina
>>11144616
Hollow Knight CJ when?
Chloe von Einzbern
>>11144568
is this an entry
>>11144536
https://discord.gg/snTPUE
Hisami Touji
>>11144536
ASS
Lu Bu Tallgeese
test
>>11144644
>>11144536
Heart and Soul
>>11144640
>>11144640
Nice.
Solar Eclipse Edition
Any swaps?
>>11144626
>When somebody figures out how to roleplay as an unthinking, unfeeling mute.
>>11144676
>>11144552
>>11144656
>Please. Also, thank you for hosting.
>>11144676
Looks alright. I'm ready to die.
>>11144676
>tfw shades picture
>>11144676
>Starts freaking out
>>11144676
>>11144580
>Could you use this image?
>>11144676
Spooky. Would the solar eclipse really effect us this far deep underground?
>>11144547
Do you ever sleep?
>>11144630
These people seem swell
>>11144677
>I mean, I was thinking about it, but I haven't gotten very far into the game at all.
Late Eddy
>>11144688
>>11144703
done
>>11144706
Yes it will, otherwise how did the light get down there?
Y'all want pics of that eclipse or nah.
>>11144729
Aaand here they go!
>>11144742
ok deal
>>11144676
Oh right, this is that eclipse thing they were talking about on TV, too bad we'll all be stuck in this hole during the whole event anyways.
>>11144729
Did just get a little more red?
>>11144742
Sure
>>11144748
Just stay on your side of the ruins and I'll stay on mine.
>>11144709
When Nii-chan helps me to sleep.
>>11144729
>>11144748
The nature of this pit and the one I'm used to must share some properties after all then. How very interesting. Let's hope the others pique my interest just as much.
>>11144748
>>11144748
These ruins look creepy, we should stick together for now.
>>11144763
What a slut.
>>11144691
It's fine when the backgrounds isn't black too
>>11144751
No, it's just the eclipse
>>11144790
I guess it's a good thing I brought bug spray. You'll need to pay for the can you used though.
>>11144790
>Huddles for warmth
>>11144790
You better give me what I wantbor I'll... Say not nice things about you.
>>11144763
Can I be your Nii-chan if I hit you up over discord?
>>11144748
>Yomika is understandably upset.
>>11144790
Oh come on, don't tell me you're afraid of heights!
>Shake shake shake
>>11144790
>Iida looks over at the label-less bottles, and puts them all together when he makes a drink for his traveling companion.
I...believe I did this right? After sampling a tiny portion of the drinks, I put together whatever tasted good.
Here. Fruit juice is incredibly healthy and invigorating on the body.
>Iida offers the glass to Kiyohime.
>>11144748
I'm leaving, but I'm not done with this place yet. Once I get my hands on some tools I'll explore this place top to bottom, leave no stone unturned.
>>11144790
>>11144809
>Ezreal grips the rope tightly to maintain his balance, turning his head back to glare at his partner.
Think you're funny, do you? I can think of something funnier.
>Ezreal shoots a ray of light at one of the wooden posts the rope is tied around, obliterating it and causing the rope to snap. The bridge rocks violently, slanting down towards the abyss below and threatening to throw them both off of it.
I hope you're as surefooted as I am, because that's a nasty drop.
>>11144806
rip
good night
>>11144536
Johnny
>>11144790
I'm sure I could find some use for this, traditional or otherwise. It's different from the money I'm used to, even the metal is one I'll need to experiment with.
>>11144823
One of the monsters of this pit? Another delver? Either way, bringing them back to run some tests on is the plan.
>>11144823
The falls are a much more welcome sound than insects crawling around. They...
>Iida Tenya yawns while laying on the floor, losing his train of thought and falling asleep.
>>11144823
Why are these in the History section? Did Mae sort these or something?
>>11144790
>>11144813
>The smell was quite pugnant to her nose but she drank it down anyway, eager to repay the mans boldness to offer her a drink unasked
Very well then, sir. I trust on your good judgment. I assume you are ready to suffer the consequences if I do not like the mixture you are presenting me
>She takes a sip. Before she even finishes a single gulp, she spits the mixture out and drops the cup on a reflex. When the cup falls on the ground, breaking into a thousand-and-one pieces, her eyes are full of fury and fire.
You..you tried to poison me! You have untill I decide to burn you to ashes to explain your action!
>>11144822
Okay okay, calm down cyclops! You don't need to be such a wet blanke-
>Slips
>THWACK
>>11144790
Such a poor animal. It must be bad to live like that. Ah, well.
>>11144823
Hm, why does everything change in one night? And this clothes seems tighter than usual, ugh.
>>11144823
What's this with all the dust now?
>>11144823
Youu should probably hurry up and solve the puzzle, this black stuff around us looks bad!
That's a lot of illegal weapons today
>>11144856
>>11144823
It's a nice enough room. Beats sleeping in some cave, I guess.
>Ezreal dives onto his bed, lying on his back with his hands behind his head. He then shifts around a bit, obviously not feeling comfortable on his bed.
Bed sucks, though. I've slept on rock more enticing than this.
>>11144838
>Ezreal watches as Malem plunge into the abyss below. He simply shrugs and continues on his way, not even sparing a though for his companion.
>>11144856
>Ezreal aimlessly waves the sword around, getting a feel for its weight. It was light enough, he figured. He decided to holster it in his belt and sell it to the next merchant he met.
>>11144856
Jesus christ, good thing that wasn't me.
>>11144823
>The toxic substance she consumed has taken a toll on her fortitude as she lacks the strength to fight off the poison now inducted through her skin thanks to a blowdart. She falls down on the floor, with the image of Iida screaming while being burned alive imprinted on her mind before she passes out
>>11144837
What?! I would never! Y-You didn't even drink any!
>Iida kneels and sweeps the glass carefully with the sleeve on his arm into a pile in the corner of the room while talking to the woman.
If it was really poison, you would have died regardless if you swallowed it or not!
>>11144866
w-woah
>>11144790
ahh but the puzzle is suuuuper easy
>>11144823
>>11144866
>loots corpse before running off
>>11144878
>tfw incredibly scared of spiders
>>11144878
At least it can't get any worse.
>>11144880
...nevermind.
>>11144856
My, my. Quite a capable child, aren't you? Just the sort of strength I like to see in the new generation.
>>11144878
Woah there. I can't be over confident now, taking a sample of the rock is par for the course but I'll be watching my footing from now on.
>>11144878
>Now with the sword on his belt, Ezreal was feeling slightly more encumbered then he had been expecting. Having no real attachment to gold, he took the sack within his pocket and buried it within the snow.
>Funny. The coin sack weighed little, and yet he felt infinitely more agile with it removed from his person. He decided not to question it and pressed on into the nearby village.
>>11144878
Ah, I knew this would happen. I should have just slept in the ruins earlier.
>>11144878
Ow! What the hell was that for!? I'm just trying to enjoy the peacefulness of this forest, and then you have to go and ruin it!
>>11144912
>ew ew
>>11144878
I will fall asleep in a few hours from now after I check the perimeter again. You however are welcome to slumber at any time you deem worthy.
>>11144918
Teehee! theres no outrunning us, we make the perfect team!
>>11144918
Normally I wouldn't waste money on shit like this but I don't think this currency is even worth anything in Possum Springs.
>>11144918
>Ezreal kicks his feet up on a table and casually thumbs through a book on the lore of the underground, not all that interested in its contents. His eyes grow wide with surprise when he feels a hand clasp over his mouth, and grow even wider when he feels sharp, cold steel being pressed against his throat. He struggles against the man's grip but is unable to escape as the blade is dragged across his neck, slicing open his neck and spewing out a stream of warm blood.
Cute Draco event
>>11144948
RIP
>>11144918
>I'm trying to think of something here but I'm just too out of it, I'm hitting the sack.
>>11144872
>Thanks to the miraculous healing powers of the Arena, she slowly stands up, still wobbly and weak thanks to the poison dart effects. The anger in her eyes is as vicious as ever at any rate
You are a liar! A liar and a cravenous fiend for even attempting or intoxicate a lady in this fashion. The toll for this..should be the removal of the hand used to serve that foul drink!
>She lunges forward with a scream that belies her otherwise, cinders and flames erupting from her mouth. Upon getting closer, she takes one look at the offending hand and stops in her tracks.
>Withdrawing a few steps back, her face is covered with confusion and curiousity as she hides her mouth behind an unfolded fan, never leaving her eys from Iida's hand
>>11144956
>>11144918
An artifact? I wonder how old is thi-
>As she touches the artifact, it suddenly shoots a bright beam through the ceiling, leaving her shocked.
I will just leave this site before I ruin everything else here.
>>11144956
...
Don't say anything.
>>11144918
Just who I was looking for! Don't think I won't be taking your glove too, what a marvelous design it is! You, however, are far too large for me to carry. It pains me to leave your body here to rot but worry not. I'll be doing plenty of research on it.
>>11144956
Or I would if I didn't meet my resting place here. A shame.
>>11144956
Yeah, I'll try. Thanks for the game.
>>11144956
Sorry about this, I'll make sure to bury you outside before I go.
A peaceful day today!
>>11144956
What the bloody hell are ya doing in my hou-
>Twiss's words are cut short by multiple stab wounds, causing her to collapse in a pool of her own blood
Keep having fun, HG.
>>11144987
You sure we can even eat these? I don't want to die shitting myself and seizing on the floor.
>>11144987
Add a bowl of frozen yogurt and it would be a perfect day.
>>11144958
>Iida defensively puts his hands over his face to protect himself, but upon seeing the woman cease her attack and stare at him, he looks back at his hand and remembers the red imprint from his contract with his servant, having forgotten about her since she's ran off to a location not within his knowledge.
...I take it this "tattoo" prevents you from harming me? H-Hopefully?
>>11144972
And thank [RELEVANT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS GOD] for that. My dead body could really go without some freak prodding at it.
>>11144992
Don't tell me what to do boy
>gets chronic depression instead
>>11145014
You have it all wrong, you should not be discouraged for being able to help in my research. Think of it as a new start instead, a continued existence supporting my way of life. Fantastic, isn't it?
And now for something completely different
>>11145041
You were right, that is completely different. Rooting for Wu.
>>11145041
Just don't stare up at it and you'll be fine. Kinda common sense.
>>11145048
And now we have only 6 left
>>11145041
Phew, almost melted.
>>11145036
I have no idea what your "way of life" is, it could be something completely vile for all I know. That aside, I am currently alive,
>Ezreal puts heavy emphasis on "alive,"
and not dead. Looks like your research will have to wait.
>>11145012
Details..details. Tell me first how you acquired that mark on your hand. You will also inform me why you acquired it and who gave it to you.
If you statisfy my inquiries. I may yet let you live for now. And don't you even consider telling me a half-truth or even worse: A lie.
And I do not handle lying men quite well.
>>11145063
And the same is true for me too. Alive! It truly is wonderful. One second I'm freezing to death in an environment colder than anything I've ever witnessed before and the next I'm alive again.
>Bondrewd looks down to his hands, clenching his fists tightly as if to confirm to himself that he is very much alive.
This could also be an avenue of research too... Even if you are alive, I could kill you again in various ways to see what the after effects are, hm? If any truly exist, that is.
Next slide is the final slide!
w h o
>>11145101
Well that sucked.
>>11145112
how did you do the shading
AND THAT'S IT
>>11145130
Gimp
>>11145130
Carefully
>>11145147
>who i rooted for won
Bellissimo.
>>11145147
I suppose too much sun isn't healthy for the skin.
>>11145076
>Despite being taller than the demanding woman, Iida gives in and sits down his calves after sweeping away the glass, showing off the back of his hand with the runes ingrained into it.
Yes, yes. You do not need to strong-arm me into speaking about matters that I already had no intention of lying about truthfully.
As for this...marking...it was inscribed into me after I had come across a tiny demonic appearing woman. whom I decided to form some sort of equally-hellish pact with after realizing that she was much too dangerous for me to leave unsupervised.
Does that satisfy your question?
>>11145184
>sits down on his*
>>11145103
Let me fix that for you: you could TRY and kill me in various ways, but you'd fail each time. You'll find that a direct confrontation is much different from sneaking up behind someone and slitting their throat.
>Power surges through Ezreal's arm as his gauntlet his engulfed by a bright blue light. He directs his arm towards Bondrewd's chest, ready to fire at even the slightest twitch.
Allow me to propose this: instead of attempting to kill me, you research the ways in which you get out of my sight. I can even help you out with a couple options: one, you walk away. Two, I blast a hole in your heart.
>>11145147
Congrats. Thanks for hosting.
>>11145147
Thanks for hosting.
HG The Musical with every active avafags singing together when?
>>11145228
never
Uh, Aikawa?
>>11145147
Congratulations, Wu Zetian
You killed ASS, Velvet and Sami for a total of 378 EXP and gained level 4!
>>11145225
>>11145208
>>11145165
Thanks for playing, especially the active RPers at the beginning, I didn't expect that in dead hours
>>11145228
>I'd rather have HG sings The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
>>11145147
Thank you for the game!
>>11145101
Tch, so close to winning.
>>11145246
>Congratulations and thanks for the game.
>>11145246
Oh, and thank you for the game.
>>11145191
Cutting someones throat is certainly one way to do it but I must test out every way if I'm to make any results. Many ways that will include us meeting face to face and fighting if you don't wish to co-operate.
>"Blast a hole in your heart" was something that struck out. I was very familiar to something that Bondrewd had run into before and wanted no part with again.
I don't intend to use myself as the guinea pig for if a death outside one of these games grant regeneration so I will have to accept your proposal. For now, at least.
>>11145246
And congratulations to the little girl and to you for opening the way into this pit.
>>11145257
>
>>11145248
Holy fuck, that's actually a great idea.
Doing it when?
>>11145184
Yes. This will do quite nicely indeed.
I was thinking of killing you in excruciating pain whenever my body would allow it again..But you have given me a reason to keep a close eye on you. A very close eye.
And do be a polite young man and summon your minion to this hellish place. I would very like to see if she deserves you myself. Don't ask why. You seem like an intelligent man. I am quite positive you can put the pieces together
>She is completely oblivious to the colour rising on her cheeks as she makes a hushing noise with one index finger across her lips
I..you deserve a well ment apology for my hostile attitude towards yout person. I wish you good fortune in future struggles to come. Sayonara, Iida-sama!
>>11145271
>Just shill it enough and it'll eventually happen.
>>11145288
We'd need to rewrite the original song first for it to fit with HG
>>11145300
That won't be too hard
Eggman-kun will be mr rodgers at the end
>>11145266
>Ezreal smirks as Bondrewd backs down, slowly lowering his arm and keeping both eyes glued on him. Just in case though the gauntlet keeps up its glow, ready to fire at a moment's notice.
For now? Try forever. I don't intend on cooperating or foolishly letting my guard down like that again. You'll have to find somebody else to play your guinea pig, because if you try at me again? It won't end well for you.
>Confident that Ezreal has fully convinced Bondrewd from trying anything, Ezreal disappears after a golden light envelops him and teleports him away from the scene.
>>11145300
>That shouldn't be *too* hard. Hoshi's pretty solid at that actually.
>>11145305
>Eggman-Kun should be Chuck desu.
>tfw you don't know who half of these random ass anime girls that get entered into HG are and what they come from
>>11145305
I can agree with that.
>>11145322
Chuck gets beaten, eggman-kun should be rodgers instead
>>11145324
Do you have to know where they come from?
>>11145335
>I mean I understand where you're coming from and all... It has good logic and follows the tradition but Rogers being the winner is funny because it's completely unexpected.
>>11145342
It would be nice if we did
>>11145305
Wouldn't it be funnier if it was a literally who nobody expected to win?
Eggman-kun feels predictable desu
Also having a literally who get "the spotlight" feels right compared to the popularity contests we're accustomed to here.
>>11145342
Well I feel like I'd actually root for them if I actually had some context as to who, say, Shunshingxuan Mofeng Von Overlylongname Esquire the Thirty-Sixth in the Mofeng Family Name was.
I know that's not a real name for an anime girl but still.
>>11145355
>>11145364
Sure, it's expected to us, but what about people not from HG
Rodgers was probably a well known kill and murderer in all the past ultimate fights, but it was unexpected to us
>>11145372
try reading their RP?
>>11145324
>>11145361
>>11145372
> this, really
>>11145385
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>>11145372
You're not alone lad. I feel the same way.
I mean, people are free to enter what they want, but some stuff is just so.. there's no soul behind it. No potential, see what I mean?
>>11145383
Except the obscure animu waifus are 90% of the time entered as fillers. Nothing wrong with the remaining 10% who're making their personalities shine, but the rest is just the same thing.
>>11145381
>That's some theorycrafting and worldbuilding now. I'm not sure how to properly respond to that.
>tfw blocked up
It hurts
>>11145394
>>11145372
>(This is the main reason why I'll never pick up and use anime girls.)
>/hg/ sings
>It's Tricky singing decently with 46 inbred autists yelling over it
Who do I have to kill to make this a reality?
>>11145427
Kek
>>11145427
Bolin
>>11145407
Are you painmeds anon?
Test
>>11145394
So what you're saying is "Get Good"? I agree.
>>11145435
This is a worthwhile sacrifice.
>newfags get triggered by random anime girl entries because they can't have their lolsofunneh meme entries in instead
Nice. Time to spam random anime girls in every game.
>>11145279
>After being passively aggressively threatened, Iida can't help to do anything but wave nervously.
I-I will see about keeping more of a tighter leash on her and possibly bringing her around again.
U-Until next time.
Draco is my wife
>>11145394
Examples?
>>11145394
>being concerned about not wanting to root for fillers
I don't see what the problem is?
>>11145446
We already do that.
>>11145446
Haha, doing god's work anon. Show them fags what happens when they insult your waifu!
>>11145427
it'll be hoshi sinning in the voices of all his avas for every voice
>>11145246
Thanks for hosting.
>>11145452
Thats odd because she sucked my dick this past weekend.
>>11145446
You seem more triggered than the anons who brought up the matter in the first place, friend.
>>11145455
Can't give them names because they're that forgettable.
>>11145457
Some people like a little something called variety.
>tfw planning on icking up an anime girl
>this happens
>>11145486
>variety
Uh, what? What are you even on about?
>>11145523
>licks anime girl
>>11145523
Don't let anyone discourage you. Avafag the character that you feel like using.
>>11145523
Anons are complaining about obscure anime girls entered as FILLER, as it makes for bland filler material, not anime girls being used as avas.
>>11145523
You can always pick up a Pokemon like I did. No one will bother you.
I'd rather have cute anime girl filler than random cancer filler
>>11145523
Are they interesting?
>>11145523
Just be true to their personality and try to give us reasons to want to like you.
Don't be like those guys who throw in fuckin' Shunshingxuan Mofeng Von Overlylongname Esquire the Thirty-Sixth in the Mofeng Family Name or fuckin' Hodakirotomoko-kun-senpai-rama-sama-rock-em-sock-em-robots as a last minute filler.
Be more than that.
>>11145523
Anime girl filler=/=Anime girl avas
You probably shouldn't pick one up if even the mere mention of somebody not liking something anime girl related bothers you this much.
>>11145534
Great argument. Really adds to the conversation and totally doesn't come across as defensive for the sake of being contrarian.
If someone hosts would you guys drop this retarded argument?
>>11145550
great buzzwords. Was there even an argument?
I'm fapping the whole time I do HG so I have no objections to more cute anime girls
>>11145533
Go back to thirsting over Astaroth you cancer patient.
>>11145554
There's nothing retarded about it.
>>11145556
>lmao buzzwords
Yeah, not even gonna bother.
>>11145554
If you're offering then please. This shit is getting sad.
>>11145566
sounds like a terrible existence
>>11145554
I'd like a game, sure.
Doesn't mean we'll stop debating though.
>>11145579
It's a living
>>11145534
it's funny cuz random cancer filler were the highlights of the past days' games and they did a better job at making the games entertaining than any animefags ever
Everyone spam anime girl filler next game
>>11145588
I'm entering Dave instead
>>11145597
enter dave AND anime girl filler
>>11145597
I want to FUCK Dave
>>11145588
>ruining a host's generous action to host during dead hours only to shit it up to prove your epic point
>coming from someone who hates arguments because it creates shitposting and shit up the threads
HGtards will never cease to bring stupidity to a new level.
>freeloader bitching about fillers
lmao
>>11142470
I want this.
>>11145601
I'm entering Dave and TJ Henry Yoshi
>>11145605
Do NOT fuck Dave
hg sings ultimate orgy of homosexuality when?
>>11145609
>shitposter bitching about anons being capable to do more than just post a whining greentext about the state of the thread
lmao
>>11145608
HG: Lowering the bar for rational discourse since 2015.
Thanks, oldfags.
>>11145615
Enter doof, TJ Kirk AND anime girl filler
>>11145637
You enter Doof and Anime Girl Filler #65342 and I'll enter TJ and Kirk
Time to enter only anime girl (boy) fillers.
Is this the Scuttlebug Jamboree?
>>11145640
Go away ESL idiot
>>11145665
delet this
Alright mother fuckers
Let's settle this. Who would win?
Whoever gives me a reasonable answer I will host for.
>>11145680
L.A.M.A..I
He has two guns
>>11145680
LAMAL because even thought he's skinny as fuck he has TWO (2) guns
>>11145680
Lamaj wins
he's got two fucking guns come on, Erioioire is unarmed
>>11145680
LAMAJ
He has the guns
>>11145680
While unarmed, Erioioire is much more solidly built, as opposed to Lamal who is scrawny to the point of being unfeasible
>>11145673
Oh man are you sure?
>>11145680
LAMAL because he's doing two full A presses.
>>11145680
Lamaj has the power of high DEX, akimbo pistols, two female spirits on his side and very High Agility, but is incredibly frail and has low health
Erioioire has Extremely High STR, High Health, High Unarmed Skill, a bulky frame and a menacing presence, but very low speed and INT.
Lamaj would win by a small margin.
>>11145680
Erioioire
Buff as fuck
Could one punch LamaL
Has two (1+1) explosions behind him because of his sheer power.
>>11145680
Erioioire doesn't stand a chance, even if he is buff as fuck. Two guns. Light always beats dark.
>Lamajfags
Lmao kys
>>11145680
Erioioire wins. Just look at that beast of a man, he can easily tank Lamaj's bullets. Lamaj is pretty scrawny, too, allowing for an easy knock out from Erioioire
>>11145702
I'm certain little Scuttlebug.
Why does everyone assume that Erioioire is slow? Jusr because he is big doesn't mean he's slow
LamaL is probably too scrawny to even run and aim.
>>11145708
>Bringing fists to a gun fight
>>11145731
These guys would like to have a word with you, sir.
don't host.
>>11145753
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS
>>11145713
Oh shoot. I went all the way to the other HG and waited 12 hours for this too.
>>11145753
>Not posting the real best example
Sit, kid.
>>11145680
Didn't the right have suitcases? Or am I thinking of some other thing
>>11145730
>this is what STRfags actually believe
>>11145704
c u t e
>>11145730
Why does everyone assume Lamaj is so weak? Just because he is skinng doesn't mean he's weak
Erioioire is probably too fat to even run or swing a punch
>>11145758
YOU, BACTA, NOW
>>11145759
You have to go back to Hazy Maze Cave.
>>11145703
Alright give me 24
>>11145767
>not maxing out all stats
>>11145771
Lamaj would certainly be a forced to be reckoned with if you put it that way, but Erioioires explosions show he is pure power. Lamaj is too busy thinking about the ladies
>>11145786
Arle Nadja
>>11145786
Yomika
>>11145786
Mitsuki Nase
>>11145786
Scuttlebug
>>11145786
a wise old black man
>>11145786
TJ """""Henry""""" Yoshi
>>11145786
Professor James Moriarty
>>11145791
Erioires doesn't even have explosions youblind idiot
theres a card, a tree and a dead body, 3 cops and an orange tint
no explosions
>>11145770
D-do you even understand the things written on it?
>>11145786
Literally me
>>11145786
Daniel
>>11145786
Captain Kirk
>>11145806
At least now we know who's been shitposting all morning. kys ""henry""
>>11145786
Lord Beerus
>>11145786
Takumi Fujiwara
>>11145814
Red means firey explosion shut up
>>11145786
Moxie
>>11145815
A little, but the details don't matter
>>11145786
Kishin Sagume
>>11145786
Julian
>>11145819
There's no need to be rude now. All I do is speak the truth.
>>11145786
Fei Fong Wong
>>11145786
Anime Girl Filler #65342
>>11145786
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>11145827
I want to fuck this qt
>>11145786
Carlton Banks
>>11145786
Clawdia
>>11145828
Yeah, too bad people like that dont exist
The only girls that play Runescape is Stay At Home Moms
>>11145786
Boobsy
>>11145644
Anon it's time to pay up your end of the bargain
>>11145873
Delet this
>>11145858
>tfw had a RS GF who was my age
>>11145874
I already did here
>>11145806
>>11145818
>>11145786
Dick Vader
>>11145786
Nigger what
>>11145881
oh
shit
Alright. Now give me a code while I go take a shit
>>11145838
>kissu
>>11145786
A Yinglet
>>11145886
efKCFBIi
>>11145889
FUCK OFF SCAV
>>11145879
Woah
The only people I get to play RS with is pedophiles, typefuckers and plebs
RED
YUNO
>>11145896
>cries
On second thought, give my spot to whoever is next in line. I have some field tests to run.
>>11145897
>tfw she was German too and we were 'together' for a long time
>tfw she had a twin sister that was playing RS too and they told me secrets about each other
>tfw I quit RS eventually and played League and she went to play League too cause she didn't want to play without me
>tfw still play League and still see her online in my friends list, but never message her anymore
>>11145920
Literally fucking who?
>Missed another hungertale
Fuck you for hosting when I have to sleep
>>11145933
Nobody gives a shit, ruby
>>11145923
Feels bad man.
After you stop talking with someone for a while it gets harder everyday to start it again.
>>11145937
Wrong person, Anon.
>>11145908
Now I feel bad you sea rat
>gibs oyster
>>11145954
>Eats the Oyster
>falls down dead from being too high on oyster
>>11145927
It is best if we keep it that way, for now.
>>11145940
I'm not going to message her again. I'm perfectly fine.
But yeah, cute grills DO exist in vidya games. I just don't expect any young people do play RS nowadays. Its time is over.
That reminds me, a grill IRL once asked me to play some music rhythm game with her. I was like sure why not, I'm pretty good at that kind of games.
I made a male character and everyone else was girls. It was like only teen girls played this game, and I can totally see why.
I played a couple rounds, and very quickly all the girls hit on me and asked to be my gf. I declined them all and said I'll quit the game tomorrow anyway.
But that makes me wonder, why aren't thirsty guys playing that kind of game?
>>11145977
Because muh masculinity, I guess.
Guys tend to be like that.
>>11145977
>>11145988
This
The only reason you played it is because you aren't masculine in any way shape or form
>
I thought we were supposed to have an universal reset
>>11145924
>>11145924
>>11145924
star betray
I think my dick is too big bros.
Dubs and I cut it off.
>>11146007
nice
>>11145977
Never happened lol.
>>11146014
BETRAY
>>11146005
I played it because I'm really good at Osu and Guitar Hero, which are rhythm games too.
But that girly game was pretty meh, I quit it after a day.
>>11146032
Yes it did. You could marry in the game and do partner-emotes. But only like 5% of the player base was male. So all the females were thirsty as fuck.
I didn't even play good at all, but after the game I always got the honors, probably because I was the only one with a male character.
Also, all male characters look like huge faggots, so I can see why guys don't play it.
>tfw sick again
>>11146013
lol
>>11146047
Pics or it didn't happen. Dunno why you have to make shit up for impressing an autism games simulator crowd on 4chan.
>>11146056
You too, bro?
do not woke the sleepy awoo
>>11146047
>no males play it
>the characters all look like faggots
>you're a faggot
>you look like a faggot
>you denied EGIRL puss
You're a faggot.
I need to invest in some fiber tablets
anyways check it
>>11146072
>Clawdia
Why do people let him into games anymore lol?
>>11146068
Vomitting and other terrible effects
>>11146083
Why shouldn't we?
>>11146072
Time to open the door!
>>11146083
We let you in.
>>11146072
Let`s get this jamboree started!
>>11146067
>That puush could not be found.
I did take a couple pics, but they're too old.
23rd april 2015.
This is the game:
http://touch.3claws.com/home/
>>11146070
I don't want a long distance relationship.
I played the game when a female friend wanted to play it with me, but I uninstalled it the next day.
>>11146095
>they're all Asians
I'd kms if I were you.
hello
>>11146095
>Hey guys
>I found this rhythm game on the internet
>I totally played it and could have gotten epuss
>but I'm too metal for that
>believe me pls
>>11146072
Jesus christ, what an awful roster.
>>11146187
Fuck off dude
>>11146069
Hey! Hey! Hey!
>>11146183
oh yeah, it's some kind of kpop game so all the korean grills are into it.
>>11146189
just install the game yourself and you'll see?
>>11146191
I know, right?
We need more anime girls.
>>11146191
As long as based Daniels is there it's all good
>>11146193
wow rude
>>11146207
Sorry i have low blood sugar and a tiny penis
how r u?
>>11146189
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXOSSSuXHm8
>>11146225
>that Boobsy event
I for one accept our new furry goddess.
>>11145977
I dont know man, people in RS arent even thirsty these days. All you need is beach outfit and people start typefucking the moment they see you.
Which rhythm game are you talking about?
>>11146205
Now I could go into why I took the empty backpack, but first let's talk about parallel universes.
>>11146225
Whoa there! Almost made me do a full A press on this log.
Mmmmm
>>11146205
>She cries about the fact that she doesn't have a mommy
>>11146225
>She sits down to listen to the soothing music
>>11146237
It was this one and it sucked: >>11146095
Also, Zezima followed me once.
I also had connections with p-mods and j-mods and I won a contest with my shitty GIMP skills twice.
On both times I got prizes and a post card from JaGeX with signatures and shit.
>>11146245
Old news
Need more
>>11146245
I'm gonna cum all over this child.
t. Clawdia
>>11146256
>Also, Zezima followed me once.
>I also had connections with p-mods and j-mods and I won a contest with my shitty GIMP skills twice.
>On both times I got prizes and a post card from JaGeX with signatures and shit.
My dad is nintendo and he'll ban you for saying that.
>>11146260
stop shitposting yourself, irrelevantfag.
>>11146260
(The mother's better though)
>>11146263
>this really kills the crab
>>11146263
>
>>11146256
>Zezima followed you once
Daaaaaamn, nice.
>tfw all I have is quest cape
http://poal.me/g0w0dp
>>11146263
That scuttlebug should've been watching for rolling rocks.
>>11146274
here are the 2 post cards that came with the prices.
Can't really prove that zezima followed me since I took no screenshot.
>>11146274
>>11146314
And the back-side
>>11146303
The agony you'll feel when I find you is only a portion of the actual pain you'll experience when I'm done with you.
>>11146321
You don't want to know what they did to Zanik
>>11146314
Nobody cares about your blogposting, fuck off.
>>11146330
>gets proven wrong
>starts insulting
kmek
>>11146326
oshit I forgot about this guy
>>11146330
This.
>avas a trap
>looks like a trap
why is Aikawa in the closet?
>>11146314
>>11146321
Must be great being so autistic~
What the fuck is going on? Was Aikawa not satisfied with hosting and just felt the need to make everything revolve around him again?
>>11146343
>in the closet
Nah, he's an obvious faggot
>>11146353
Yeah
>>11146353
>>11146344
check my str 99
>>11146339
Dunno if this is gonna work out too well bros
>>11146366
Aikawa can you hack my account gib 99 mil?
>>11146367
WHAT THE FUCK
>>11146368
Get a filter, nigga.
>>11146371
She dies in one of the quests
You don't want to see THAT character model
>>11146333
You can stop hosting now, we've gotta circlejerk around Aikawa and his make-believe stories.
eclipse right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArwVHSydxIw
Guys why is the dead rising.
>>11146383
Do I look like Mii Swordfighter to you?
>>11146395
>Mii Swordfigter
Thanks for reminding me he exists, I needed my daily dose of bad memories
>>11146391
>why is
>no questionmark
Yup, that's an American alright.
>yfw the eclipse kills all the burgerfags
At last, HG is finally saved.
>>11146333
>Lucid dreaming is nothing new to her really. Instead she spends her time observing the other person.
>>11146395
OwO
>>11146403
its what i do
WTF I CANT SEE
>>11146420
Nah, first we gotta remove those Aussies
>>11146453
HDKDKA WNSNZKXIQB1KSJ BS Q XKCN W KC W WNSNX A QK
OH GOD WHY ARE THERE DEMONS EVEERYWHERE
OH GOD THEY JUST DESTROYED A MCDONALDS
>top of thread
>decent game
>decent roleplay
>bottom of thread
>shit game
>shit roleplay
Why are these Europeans roleplaying as Americans?
happening
>>11146481
HG is a roleplaying community confirmed.
>>11146493
fuck you now i cant see i ahve to touchtype by feel you fucnt
>>11146353
Hes an oldfag so yes
>>11146504
>burns more
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY EYES
WHY WAS I LOOKING AT IT
Millennials ruined the eclipse
Fucking Mexicans just stole the sun why didn't he build the wall sooner? >:(
fuck i remember there being a creepy PSA-like video where it said not to look up outside and then it went glitchy and changed to "look up outside"
somebody link it please
August 21, 2017:
The sun briefly turned into a black man and stole all of America's attention.
>>11146542
Action News 51 or something, you can find it on YouTube.
>>11146542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>11146559
thanks
>>11146559
Abject horror is a lost art.
Too bad the second part kinda ruined it. But it was really good till 1:40.
>>11146570
>>11146608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM I like this one best, from the same guy who made the previous one I mean
TRUMP WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
>>11146391
Because dead rising is garbage?
>>11146621
>dead rising
>garbage
no
Jesus fucking christ zombies everywhere
Brb
>>11146559
>It's gonna be Bloodborne IRL.
>America is Yharnam
I like it.
>>11146535
Did the eclipse kill you?
STOP WATCHING THE ECLIPSE AND POST THE FUCKING SLIDES
>>11146535
This Solar Eclipse shit made me forget I was hosting.
>He isnt finding his witch wife right now
>>11146689
>hunger game more important than once-a-century astronomical event
I fucking love this community
>>11146690
I guess you could say it's...eclipsed your game!
>carlos.png
>>11146710
stfu Geralt
>>11146717
>tfw Texas is cucked out of the rl event
>>11146717
HG is the best thing ever.
>>11146719
Wrong witch
>>11146716
LETS GO ANIME GIRL FILLER
>>11146734
Never root for mai waifu again faget
>>11146717
>Once a century
Wrong. They happen atleast twice a year.
>>11146739
Fuck you, i entered her, so she's more my waifu than yours
>>11146643
>zombies
>not an alien invasion
Pathetic.
>>11146745
Bruh.
>>11146746
I entered her already last thursday night
>>11146765
I entered her months ago
>>11146745
not FULL solar eclipses.
>>11146742
If the anime filler was really your waifu then you should just ava her
>>11146559
>>11146613
Are there only 3 of those?
Aww.
>mfw watching solar eclipse
Wow, it's fucking nothing so far.
>>11146772
There's 2 total solar eclipses every 3 years.
>>11146781
Half-A Presses.
>>11146793
yeah but this time it's on the most important place on Earth
>>11146786
Unfortunately
they're so fucking good, too
>>11146781
>>11146789
Ohio a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-pj8OtyO2I
>>11146810
I'm trying to stay up until my tribute dies but I'm loopy from pain meds and im tired so if I do win I'm sorry for not responding
>>11146613
Eeeh.
The idiocy of the driver kinda ruined that for me.
There's trusting your navi and there's being braindead.