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>>11142357
>Those balls
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>>11142334
>>11142357
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Anyone wanna cuddle?
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/flg/ > /erp/
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>>11142506
Jolyne's body is too hard and wiry for cuddles.
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>>11142553
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What the hell does that mean?
My skin is pretty smooth, dude!
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>Too horny to sleep
>Too tired to suck a cock
(Worst feeling)
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>>11142569
You're not soft. You've got too much muscle which makes for uncomfy cuddles.
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>>11142597
Aw...
I mean, I could just put a pillow over me.
It's not even my fault, what the hell am I supposed to do in prison if not work out?
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>>11142621
God how I want you to put me in a headlock and choke me out
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>>11142621
Apparently anything in a prison like yours if you're able to sneak out and fuck people.
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>>11142627
..
I mean, I could totally do it.
But... eh...why?
>>11142641
Nah, they have me on a leash.
Can't go too far, but they'll let me hit up the brothel.
Weird.
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>>11142651
Aren't you able to turn your body into string? Why can't you just slip out between the cell bars and then the prison's security fence?
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Is Reimu still here?
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>>11142668
I can only do it so much, Anon.
I tried to escape, once.
Got pretty far, and then they caught me after I beat up a gay priest.
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>>11142674
jah
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>>11142681
So don't stop to beat people up and actually try and escape next time, you dingus.
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>>11142695
Uh, he was trying to fucking reset the universe, dingus.
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>>11142705
Well, is he doing it again, dingus?
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I want to ask the age old question, but I feel like I already know the answer.
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>>11142710
He's fucking dead.
Some Italian guy came in and beat his ass.
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>>11142711
Why the government is so evil and is controlling our lives?
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>>11142719
So what's stopping you now? Turn to string and get the fuck out of there.
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>>11142722
Because they put things up our butts and threaten to take our thumbs!
Boy howdy I'd like to give it to then primal style!
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>>11142741
Hose villains! One day the people will see just like us, then we'll get big G on the ground and naked for the world to see how evil they are!
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>>11142738
.. I couldn't.
I"ve got friends here.
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>>11142749
And when we Do! We should put boiling hit coal up there butts so they know our pain!
...what if there was a government that govern the government!
Think about it... they make us play nice because they make them play nice...
It makes to much sense! What do we do Sticks?! Hold me! I'm scared.
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>>11142763
>She wraps her arms around the man, holding him tight as she looks scared with him
I don't know what we can do! That's the worse part about it! They are gonna take over our liberties!
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>>11142770
They're gonna take our libraries?! What ever shall we read how to stop them?!
Quick! Let's get tin foiled cardboard boxes and go be Arby's!
AWOOOOO
I'm only howling to stop them from reading my thoughts.
Awoo!
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>>11142780
>She runs with the man to the back of the Arby's while barking and howling, before putting herself under a cardboard box
AWOOOOOOO! BARK BARK BARK!
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>>11142785
Sticks!
>he grabs her hand and hides under the box with her
You're smart and logical and pretty...
What Do we do?! How do we save ourselves from the government! We need an army! How do we get one?!
AWOOO! RUFF RUFF!
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I really kinda wanted to cuddle someone.
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>>11142800
>She holds her hands over her head as she thinks of something
We need an army... but these can't be anyone, they have to be young and new to the world so that they aren't corrupted by the government....
We need babies! WE NEED A BABY ARMY! WOOF WOOF!
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>>11142506
Saving my cuddling for marriage.
Gonna have a jillion kids and/or cuddles.
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Guess anon ran off
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>>11142814
OH WHEN I ASK FOR MARRIAGE IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION, BUT SOME NIGGA CAN GIVE YOU THE GOOD GOOD BEHIND AN ARBY'S AND YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT
SLUT
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>>11142832
(Marriage? No this is just baby making for the purpose of making an army, not love!)
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>>11142831
>Steals your clothing and runs.
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>>11142839
I DON'T NEED YOUR EXCUSES
SLUT.
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>>11142844
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>>11142814
(BRB, I need a smoke. Feeling sick again. Be back soon)
You're right! WE NEED TO STEAL BABIES!
RUFF RUFF!
Where does one go to steal a baby?!
Dah! Blasted government! If only there was a magic box that had all the world's answer and information in it... Like a magic 8 ball!
But it's in the shape of a box!
>He peeks outside the box
Hey... look at that girl >>11142812
... should we kidnap her and bring her under the box? She probably knows how to steal babies!
WUFF!!
>>11142832
Don't question our love... FOR THE TRUTH ANON!!!
WUFF RUFF!
>>11142839
But I do love that pic!
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>>11142856
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>>11142851
Yeah you better look sad. Look at what you've done.
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>>11142831
Wanna get drunk with me instead ?
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>>11142857
YES YES! If she refuses we just do that really painful thing that you did to me to get that government thing off of my butt! She'll have to work with us then!
WOOOOOOOF!
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>>11142812
WHITE
GIRLS
FUCK
DOGS
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>>11142878
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What?
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Um, hello...
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>>11142886
Bitch you heard me.
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>>11142861
Youkai scum
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>>11142891
Like, what are you talkin about.
Even if I wanted to fuck a dog, they're below my limit.
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>>11142872
its 2am anon, maybe next time
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>>11142901
I know your lusts. Don't chu lie to me.
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>>11142909
My lusts are for big dicks, dude.
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>>11142890
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>>11142904
Don't worry about it
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>>11142916
Dogs can have big dicks!
Bet his stand probably has one.
You would know. Harlot.
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>wanna lewd
>afraid gf will find out and insist I'm cheating on her
How do you anons balance your lewd urges with your moral compass?
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>>11142932
not be dating a fucking normie bitch for one
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>>11142927
And I'm not into animals, either, tard.
>>11142932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PF4X45hI-c
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>>11142940
....Sorry. I'm pissed and tired and the FUCKING FAN WON'T STOP SQUEAKING BUT IT'S FIVE THOUSAND DEGREES OUT GODFUCKINGDAMNIT I NEED A WARM BODY THAT ISN'T YOURS.
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>>11142918
I'm not stalking, I just got here and wasn't sure how to introduce myself. I wanted to play, but it doesn't really look like anyone's interested in playing anything.
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>>11142932
how the fug are they supposed to find out? and its erp you aren't sticking your actual dick in anyone, just your virtual one.
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>>11142950
What's wrong with me?
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>>11142900
Shinigami you run down shrine maid.
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>>11142967
all the same.
scum is scum
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>>11142932
when I was like 17, my gf actually introduced me to erp/sexting, and it kind of ruined our relationship in the sense that I was a teenager, and was horny all the time. Whenever she wasn't in the mood, or couldn't keep up, I'd just go home and start looking up porn, and even started using chat sites to get a fix of roleplay/cybering to fill the void. Eventually I got bored of her, and we just sort of slowly drifted away from eachother
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>>11142967
Parsee fuck off
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>>11142976
Says the hypocrite.
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>>11142956
You're still getting off with someone else. I see how it would deter people.
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>>11142952
Unless you play a char of some sort, they probably won't be no.
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>>11142877
(Alright I'm back. Sorry Sticks)
YOU'RE RIGHT! I'll try calling out to her! Oh and I know the perfect code name to call me by. Call me Stones! Cause I'm always rock hard!
WHOOO!!! RUFF RUFF!
>>11142886
Hey Lady!
>stones lifts the box and peaks his head out
Wanna stop the government? We need your help!
RUFF ruff!
>>11142877
Is she's a spy for the government, we can eat her heart? Okay?
Maybe we can gain her courage and knowledge of the Governments master plan!
...or we maybe be convicted for murder... you know... whatever comes first
WUFF!
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>>11142961
You're not Yukako.
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>>11142995
>Jolyne is obviously confused.
Uh...
Not really into terrorist groups, sorry.. dogman?
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>>11142986
Probably. There should just be a better line in the sand about this.
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>>11142993
Well maybe I'm really good and just need to be given a chance...
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>>11143011
Fuck do you play then lad.
Stop beatin' around the bush.
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>Breaks into your fucking house.
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>>11142936
This is an acceptable answer. Lmao
Also this >>11142940
>>11142956
Well she isn't a total normie so if she opened my lewd Discord and saw my logs full of lusting after someone else (even if only virtually) I can imagine getting a fucking tongue lashing.
>>11142979
Something similar happened to me when I was young af and didn't know what to do with the infinite lust I had. Erp is just a whole different itch from real sex. The potential and options are too vast, and if she doesn't wanna help scratch it I should be allowed to have a lewd friend.
>>11142986
>>11143009
This is more or less the concern. But it's almost certainly always another boy I'm playing with and since I'm not really trying to date a boy we aren't really talking about competition. I wish I wasn't so hung up on this and could just do what I want.
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>>11143016
You can either shove that Pinkie into my Pie, or I'm calling the cops.
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>>11143023
why the taintchafing fuck would you have your lewd discord open/available where she could see it you stupid bitch?
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>>11143016
Honey I'd keep the door unlocked for you.
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>>11143016
M-mommy..
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>>11143016
god that's just disgusting
I'll never understand the appeal of hyper shit, especially ballsacks on a disgusting futa pony
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>>11143002
Oh I'm not a dog. I just bark and howl to keep the government from reading my thoughts.
Well we're not terrorist. We just want to cause destruction using any means possible to enforce security and harmony to society.
It's not like we 'hurt' people. But you're more than welcome to join us and not be lonely. Plus we have Oreos.
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>>11143047
I'll never understand the appeal of bitching about something and contributing nothing to the thread otherwise, yet here we are.
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>>11143033
You're up early. Feeling okay?
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>>11143052
...
You're batshit fucking insane.
You're probably going to slit my throat while I sleep.
And you're probably an enemy stand user.
But shit, give me those oreos.
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>>11143073
>this defensive because someone dislikes your awful fetishes
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>>11143078
>this defensive someone reacts to your bitching about someone else's awful fetishes
Can go all night lad.
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>>11143085
Regardless of how you try to reword it, you're still a faggot, even among actual faggots, you cum-guzzling nigger
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>>11143016
I'm into this. Why are you in my house, giant horse cock lady?
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>>11143076
Work.
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HI, I'M DAISY!
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Inklings when?
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>>11143093
>WAAAAAAAAAAH MAKE THEM STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE MOMMY
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>>11143107
Don't worry, anon, I'm sure "mommy" dmg will come to rescue you!
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>>11143099
you ain't daisy, you're a scott pilgrim tumblr headass-looking blob that vaguely looks like third best mario girl
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>>11143099
please delete this picture
>those legs
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11143104
Inklings are chumps, c'mon buddy.
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>>11143115
Nah, they're cute, huggable and fuggable
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>>11143111
You're not very good at reading, are you.
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>>11143099
hi daisy, i'm dad
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>>11143113
>>11143114
HI, I'M PEACH!
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>>11143124
No, I am, I just thought it was funny that you'd bust out with the mommy shit, which, ironically, you're all about.
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>>11143127
do NOT
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>>11143077
>He lifts the box to allow her to crawl in. When she finds her way in, she notices two scruffy looking creatures
So this is Sticks and I'm Stones.
We're partners in saving the world.
>He passes her about 4 Oreos
So random question. Do you know how we can acquire babies? We need to make an army. A fresh new one.
>>11142877
Oreo?
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>>11143130
I've never even rp'd with DMG before tho.
Keep making up bullshit though my man.
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>>11143123
Yeah but...they're not as cool as us Octolings, y'know? They're a bunch of losers and you could totally do better.
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>>11143130
>>11143136
Fellas, it's just a bait image. Chillax.
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>>11143127
When's Wendy.
Or a birdo.
Or anything reptilian and capable of giving the succ.
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>>11143144
Which makes it all the funnier that he's so worried about defending the shit fetish.
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>>11143095
Bummer. Hope it goes well.
Looks like a lot of people are coming forward to the mommy stuff.
Damn shame.
Anyway, kill it today DMG.
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>>11143141
Sorry, Octolings are alright, but I'm all about the cute factor, and Inklings have that down-pat.
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>mommyfags
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>>11143127
Can I get image source? I don't hate the style. I'm sickingly curious.
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>>11143133
>>11143145
>>11143153
HI, I'M ROSALINA!
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>>11143148
>I-I'm not mad, I swear
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>>11143158
You're terrible at this, please just accept that you're an embarrassment.
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>>11143154
BITCH THAT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT I ASKED FOR
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>>11143153
>tfw you will never get cucked by DMG
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>>11143151
Cute? I can totally do cute! If those Inkchumps can do it, so can I!
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>>11143166
At least I'm not ree-ing into the void because people have different fetishes than me.
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>>11143150
>Caring what others RP.
Cringe.
>>11143154
Darn you. I want the sause gosh darnnet
>>11143172
Not my speed friendo. There's a thread for that.
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>>11143174
My will is iron-clad, Octo-chan! I will not be swayed by any temptress!
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>>11143134
>Jolyne immediately backs the hell out when she notices Sticks
Uh...
N-no offense... but I don't... like... furries...
And you guys are... highkey crazy.
>She bolts, taking the Oreos with her.
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>>11143189
Wait...WAIT! I CAN DO THIS!
>The Octo-girl takes in a deep breath before trying her hardest to make the cutest face she possibly could.
Ug-Uguu--
>She lets out a loud heave before pounding a fist against her chest.
Ohoo noohooo, ne-never mind I can't do it...
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>>11143141
How's the butt size difference between Octolings and Inklings?
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>>11143220
I need this info also
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>>11143220
This is relevant to my interests as well
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>>11143200
You're cute in your own ways, Octo-chan, I just have a weakness for the squids that can't be matched. There's plenty of people who adore you, though, so don't fret!
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>>11143220
>>11143231
>>11143238
Pretty big? I mean mine's kinda sizable...and so are my sisters; so I just think us Octolings have the bigger butts.
I dunno why this kinda thing is important, but alriiight?
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>>11142877
She stole our cookies...
We shall get our revenge... But after we defeat the government!
WOOF!
>>11143193
Good thing I out rocks in those Oreos...
(Thanks for playing and being a good sport for a bit! We're just having fun, good luck with finding cuddles anon!)
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>>11143243
But I wanna--...oh whatever. You win this time, Squid lover! I'll beat those squids in cute factor, just you watch!
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>>11143245
Third anon here, thank you for answering. I am going to go masturbate to your butt and fantasize about doing things to it now.
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>>11143181
>cringe
Alright, let's settle down
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>>11143245
That's because the size of the butt represents the quality of the Octoling or Inkling. Nobody likes the ones with flat asses or no asses, y'know.
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>>11143016
Fuck off Owain
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>>11143259
Thaaat's...a compliment, right? I'm just gonna take that as a compliment.
>>11143270
Really? I thought it was all about combat skill'n stuff...but if it's butts then, I guess I'm pretty set! Cause I like to think I got a pretty good thing goin' on down there.
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>>11143269
Like how the fuck is mommyfriends even real hahahaha nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha
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>>11143172
>tfw DMG cucks you
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>>11143298
Shut the fuck up.
There's not even any good mommy avas anymore since no Rinko lasts and I haven't seen that Nine for awhile. some shitty card game character makes a poor facsimile.
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>>11143245
Hey, could I see your butt some more then? I've gotta write a 3000 word essay on the differences between Inklings and Octolings butts, so seeing yours would totally help out! Its not for nothing lewd, p-promise!
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>>11143300
When have I ever cucked anyone ever... other than that one time.
>>11143303
Like nigga close your eyes haha step away from the screen
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>>11143315
Great posts as ever Blog Magician Girl
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>>11143305
>The Octoling shrugs and juts her butt out so the anon can see it. It looked so very round and plush, like you could grab it and have your hand really sink in, such a wonderful Octobutt.
Like this right? Since I'm doing this, you better write it with an Octoling bias, alright? You better come out with the right answer, or I'll totally kick your butt!
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>>11143287
If we're being honest; some people can do with a girl that can't fight, but nobody likes a girl with a pancake ass.
You got a great one though. It's like a pair of bowling balls tucked away into some spats.
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>>11143315
This new lol XD so funny DMG is retarded
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>>11143315
That wasn't me and I disagree. I think you make a great mommy. Besides oh dirty you get.
... Wanna raid club Habbo since we're referencing old stuff?
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>>11143321
Like nigga. Close your eyes.
I will admit I forgot to cardpost.
>>11143336
Nigga. Close your eyes.
>>11143340
Gross.
But yes. See you at the card stand in 20 min.
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>>11143333
You think so? I mean I didn't really think about it a whole lot, but squats are a pretty important part of my daily work out! So I guess that really worked out for the best, didn't it?
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>>11143363
Have a discord?
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>Mana died before being old enough for childbirth
>a card cannot be impregnated or give birth
>the holographic image of DMG from duel discs is unable to have physical contact with anything, let alone jerk off 20 something men wearing diapers asking for mommy's milkies
>tfw you feel physically ill any time you see DMG post with DMG
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>>11143351
Nah nigga ya need to stop. Give the shit a rest for a while. Ya becoming a meme and a shitpost all wrapped in one.
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>>11143315
Kenny.
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>>11143351
You should make a card for Ken-sama.
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>>11143373
>helo it is i tret
>Awonderfultreat#5598
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>>11143376
You say something about fish?
>>11143377
Nigga close your eyes.
>>11143380
I don't cuck Ken ken. I just fuck the cute panda friend.
>>11143389
There's a website for it you know. You can do it yourself.
https://www.yugiohcardmaker.net/
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>>11143363
Damn straight. Everybody loves a girl -- or an octoling - who doesn't skip leg day and is rocking some buns of steel. You're blowing those Inklings out of the water.
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>>11143395
No, you dolt. You cucked Kurisu with Kenny.
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>>11143403
You're gosh darned right! All those Inklings have tiny little stick legs, but me? I got them nice toned thighs and butt! They ain't got anything on me! I'm glad you understand that, anon. I could crush a Watermelon if I really wanted too, I bet you!
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>>11143395
Nah dawg, nah. You used to be chill, now youse a punk ass faggot bitch.
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>>11143413
You know if she asks I'll fuck Kurisu too. No need to cuck if we're all in the same fuckpile.
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>>11143424
Don't touch my ex-wife you piece of shit.
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>>11143416
It's impressive too. Your legs still look silky smooth despite being so toned, it almost looks like you have no definition to the untrained eye.
>Anon turns a little pale at the mental picture and looks down at his groin. Yiiiiiiiiikes.
Really? Damn, that's reeeeal scary. You ever done it before?
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>>11143424
Crude.
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>>11143459
What's wrong with wanting to fuck everything with two legs and a heart beat?... and everything on 1 leg.. Now come to think of it I never seen a cutie with three legs..
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Good morning thread, you ready for the eclipse?
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>>11143449
I know right? I look like a baby...well I mean my skin does, cause it's so smooth you know?
>She squeezes her thighs together for a moment, grinning to herself as she could totally see herself crushing a watermelon.
Well noooo, but I bet i totally could!
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>>11143469
H-how dare you use such language to my face! I'll have you written up for this.
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>>11143480
I get what you're saying. You mind if I get a feel for myself?
>Under normal circumstances he wouldn't have asked for permission, but he's not going to risk losing a hand or worse.
We could test that out real quick if you wanna.
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>>11143479
Every day for the past few days people keep telling me "it's tomorrow" is this some new meme?
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>>11143496
Dunno, but it is today
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>>11143492
Is someone getting all worked up? Need a little help there? All this talk about fucking is making you a little jealous?~
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>>11143479
Yes
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>>11143495
What? You mean my thighs? You wanna touch them?
>The Octoling puffs out her chest and nods, she seemed to be completely okay with it, after all it'd be her proving her superiority so why the hell not?
Go ahead!
(Al-Alright, I'm sorry for doing this. But I made the fatal mistake of trying to RP at 4 in the morning...so I think I'm gonna go to bed. PL-PLEASE FORGIVE ME!)
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>>11143508
(Onore treet, my one chance of getting Octoling butt denied yet again! But nah it's cool, get some shuteye and I'll see you later.)
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>>11143504
You did nothing wrong so enjoy the eclipse.
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>>11143504
GRIFFITH DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>11143503
Not at all! Quit speaking to me in such a manner!
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>>11143525
Getting all flustered and worked up. I can see it on your face! Well, when you stop being so embarrassed feel free to sit on my lap and tell me all the things you want me to do to you, okay?~
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>>11143540
Fuck that is hot...
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>>11143540
Y-you almost won.. but now it's work time.
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>>11143640
Do YOU wanna sit in my lap and tell me everything you wanna do?~
>>11143655
Enjoy work. Next time I see you I'll break you~
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>>11143665
Kinda, but don't you have work? Don't want to keep you.
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>>11143671
Morning shifts are slow, I can do both at once. Go ahead, tell me what you want~
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>>11143681
Gib innocence back
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>>11143710
The innocence is gone. Nothing is pure.
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>>11143681
Wanna corrupt me some more? I'm more in the mood for some story than lewd. You can pass me around between all your other avatars. Making my /ss/ into a sissy slut.
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>>11143718
Oh. Gib titties then?
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>>11143719
>You can pass me around between all your other avatars. Making my /ss/ into a sissy slut.
Normally I'd be up for that, but I've been doing a lot of that recently. Maybe hold off on that for today? Just so I can refuel you know?
>>11143722
Tats
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Where the horse cocks at?
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>>11143742
Sounds good. Didn't know you were a big fan of corrupting till you mentioned it last time.
Do you do it a lot?
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>>11143742
This artist's faces might be a bit disturbing, but goddamn does he make nice tits.
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>>11143749
Slaughtered and turned to glue for seventh graders' art supplies.
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>>11143759
Not here often. But in private sessions I do it a nice little bit.
>>11143763
I know right?
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>>11143783
Oh okay. I'll hit you up later today then on discord. I think we're 3 hours different. Gonna try to get some sleep in the mean time.
Have fun at work.
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>>11143783
How about non-dmg tats?
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>>11143791
See ya~
>>11143815
Pick from the card above.
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>>11143820
Hm. Raven titties?
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>>11143842
Don't touch me.
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>>11143861
Glorious
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>>11143868
Keep staring. Pervert.
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>>11143351
I need to do some hotdogging with Derpy one of these days..
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>>11143820
Post Maj's manly chest, fag
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>>11143887
>Tears open the leotard
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>>11143820
Hey there, would you be okay with continuing the shota match?
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>>11143887
Even if i could, no.
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>>11143884
>fat samus
disgusting
the ayy infected one or whatever at the end might have promise though
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Oh, sorry! I just had quite the busy day yesterday, and I decided to sleep here; is that okay?
>Peach sheepishly asked, smiling softly up at someone while laying down on a soft couch.
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>>11143894
>Convince her it's a fun game and she'll love it
>>11143910
>Maj has no chest pics
>>11143928
>Sorry I keep putting it off. But I just haven't been in the mood for /ss/ stuff as of late. Sorry honey, I'll get around to you sooner or later.
>>11143950
>Thumbs up
>Work is starting to pick up, so if I stop replying I'm sorry
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We never have enough feet in these threads.
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>>11143950
A member of royalty is not allowed to be this cute
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>>11143966
Aw, thank you cutie! You always were sweet to me~!
>Peach cooed out, slowly sitting up and patting down a seat next to her, grinning sweetly with a hint of playful lust in her eyes.
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>>11143950
It's no biggie, stay here as long as you need. Coffee ?
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>>11143966
Duly noted.
I'll have to try that trick next time.
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>>11143966
Oh, that's alright, sorry for bothering you about it.
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>>11143950
>the young boy was just reading a book, taking his eyes out of it to take a look at the voice coming from his left side for just two seconds, admiring the princess' pink-clad body, before looking back down to his book, with a small blush on his face.
Um. Yeah, sure, miss.
>he makes room for her, moving a bit to the edge if the couch.
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>>11143989
Heh, sorry anon, but it's what I do best to keep my people happy~!
>She chuckles, blowing him a kiss.
I hope you can forgive me...
>>11143970
Hmm; let me help~!
>>11143996
Oh, thank you! And I love the offer, but no; I'm fine...maybe a bit of tea would be nice~!
>>11144004
Aw, there's no need to be shy...
>Peach reassured him, gently scooting her body closer to him, softly smiling as she reaches her arms around to embrace him, giggling a bit at how polite and nervous he was.
Some morning cuddling does sound nice...
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>>11143884
Thinking about buying this mouse pad, but not sure yet. Maybe I should play as Samus more and than decide.
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>>11143504
>>11143519
>>11143525
FUCK THE THREE OF YOU!
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>>11144037
I'd stick my dick on that mousepad and cum on it desu.
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>>11144037
The only mousepad that matters.
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>>11144025
I will forgive it but only because that shirt is straight up amazing.
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>>11144025
>The man smiled, slipping into the kitchen, and started heating some water.
A cup of tea, coming right up. I only have teabags here, will that be fine ?
>He started preparing the teapot, then waited for the water to reach the adequate temperature.
I have to say, I'm not used to royalty crashing in my living room. Can't say I mind it, however.
>He poured the hot water into the teapot, and brought it over, with two mugs, and a few cubes of sugar.
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>>11144042
Just like Griffith fucked Casca.
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>>11144064
>Not buying a Kanna Kamui loli dragon mouse pad
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>>11144064
>boobs
Wrong focus lol.
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>>11144070
back the fuck off???
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>>11144025
>he tried to go back to his reading, but as soon as he felt her soft arms embracing him, pressing her plush body to his own, he slowly put the book down, with an embarrased and shy look on his face, staring forward, averting her gaze
I... I m-mean, sure, miss. It would be r-rude to refuse a pretty lady such as yourself...
>as he said that, he puts his own arms around her, pressing their bodies together into a hug, realizing too late that he was now pushing the big round orbs on her chest into his face, blushing with a deep red
O-oh dear...
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>>11144053
>>11144064
Bah, I bought it anyway. If I think it's dumb I'll jest sell it.
>>11144081
I was looking at that one too
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>>11143950
....Wait a minute, I came home with one of those dinosaur things. The hell are you?
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>>11144070
So how do I fill this caramel cutie with MY cream puff filling?
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>>11144105
Why do I now want to cum all over that mousepad and have someone lick it off?
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>>11144117
Because it's a sexy big butt, and it's very hot to watch a woman luck fresh cum off another woman's ass.
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>>11144117
>not cuming on both the pad and the actual Samus, then have her clean the cum off the pad with her tongue
>>
That reminds me: Are there any great Samus cosplayers?
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ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS FALLING IN LOVE
NOW IM ONLY FALLING APART
NOTHING I CAN DO
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
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>>11144067
Only, because of my shirt? I don't want to be forgiven because of my clothes...
Please anon, is there anyway I can truly earn your forgiveness~?
>She half seriously begged, folding her hands while gazing up at you.
>>11144068
Oh sure; I can live with them! Heh, sorry; didn't think anyone lived here to be honest...
>She blushed softly, slowly getting up and smiling at the anon, watching him come out with the two teacups. Beaming softly, she slowly reaches out and grabs her own cup that is closer to her, putting one cube of sugar in it before drinking it with care in one test sip.
Ah...not bad; thanks anon!
>She chuckles, grinning up at him.
Maybe I should crash here more often~!
>>11144098
Ah, you feel so warm dear...
>Sighing happily as she feels him embrace her, she hums in delight as she strokes and carcasses his hair. Her breasts are indeed closer to his face than ever before, but she doesn't even seem to mind that. In fact, it could very well be argued that this is what she wanted out of him.
Don't worry anon, it's fine to look...I, do love making others feel happy...
>>11144107
Uh, I'm Princess Peach...sorry if you wanted someone else...
(Yeah; sorry. Life got a bit hectic here and I didn't get my Birdo pictures like I wanted.)
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>>11144064
>not ass
Weak
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>>11144084
I couldn't find a buttpad.
>>11144097
???? WHATS THE PROBLEM FUCKO
>>11144081
Lolis are for pure.
>>11144109
With nice words.
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>>11144149
>carcasses his hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9v5qFRA6Gw
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>>11144141
(Now I'm getting ideas)
(Maybe she could then use the mouse ad to wipe the cum off her just to clean it with her tongue again.)
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>>11144148
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE MALLS IN MY LIFE
NOW THERE'S ONLY LOVE IN THE PARK
NOTHING I CAN DO
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE BLART
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>>11144160
>rest the mousepad in the small of Samus' back so that her cheeks catch the shaft, and the mousepad catches the head
>blow my load all over the pad and Samus' back
>have her lick off my cum from the pad
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>>11144149
IS IT TIME FOR TURTLE BULLYING? HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
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>>11144149
Wait, which Peach are you?
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>>11144149
Truly earn my forgiveness huh?
>Anon pretends to think about it, eyes hungrily taking in the sleepy Peach.
I guess remove the clothes and see if I still want to forgive you?
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>>11144149
Thicc hips!
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>>11144190
Prolly luffy
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>>11142308
https://discord.gg/snTPUE
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>>11144159
>Flashbacks to the war of grammar.
>>11144168
Eh? Like, bullying Bowser? I mean, sure, he has kidnapped me a lot, but to bully him out of nowhere?
>>11144190
Um, princess Peach...is this a trick question?
(Luffy Peach, thanks for asking.)
>>11144191
Hmm, yes sir...
>She slowly nods in obedience, standing up and stripping off her pink dress and matching pink panties and bra, tossing them aside and quickly presenting herself, fully nude in front of the anon, shaking her hips for further enjoyment.
Just what do you think of my body mister?
>>11144193
H-hey...well, I am proud of them...
>She admits, blushing softly.
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>>11144165
(Real deal or silicone, your dick would be caught between jiggly Samus goodness. Plus can you imagine how strangely hot it would be to watch her slurp semen of a smaller version of her own ass?)
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>>11144250
Yes, I can. It'd be even hotter if I could eat her ass out while she licks the cum up from the mousepad version of her ass.
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>>11144218
(Wrong toitle sunshine.)
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>>11144149
>he felt the warmth emanating from her body, along with the drops of sweat that were running down her skin, making him experience bliss like he never felt before
>His face buried in her breasts, he nuzzles fom left to right, trying to make himself more comfortable
(This feels really good, miss! Your body is really soft and huggable! I feel... Really happy...)
>he muffled from between the softness that engulfed him
>suddenly he felt an itch between his legs, feeling something growing, before slowly pushing outwards, trying to escape his pants
> unfamiliar with such a feeling, he slowly panics and inches back, a puzzled and worried look stares at the tent
I-Is this normal, m-miss...?
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>>11144218
>Anon blinks owlishly. He had not expected her to take it all off, quite the power move. His breathing speeds up a bit as he looks the princess over, pace dragging as he reached her breasts and her hips. After a moment of deliberation, he gave a thumbs up.
Just peachy.
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>>11144149
>He started laughing, clearly amused by the princess' cheeky remark.
Go ahead, I don't mind.
>He poured himself a cup of tea, and took a sip out of it.
Although if you end up spending a lot of time here, I might have to make you pay rent~
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>>11144256
(That would actually be perfect. No doubt that giving a buttjob, followed by licking cum off a her own merchandise would get her hot and dripping. Only fair you'd return the favor and eat out her sensetive ass.)
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>>11144317
And of course, eating her ass out would get me throbbing and drooling from my dick, so I'd have to fuck her from behind and cum in her to get any real relief from it all.
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>>11144117
>not cumming on the real deal and then licking it off yourself
lmao fag
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>>11144218
Is it too late to join in on this? Could the princess handle one more?
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>>11144339
>licking it off yourself
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>>11144363
>not conserving your manmilk whenever possible
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>>11144335
(Probably the same for her. By having you tease her pucker with your tongue, she'll quickly start craving dick, telling you to pound her till she cums from a nice hard ass fucking.)
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>>11144287
>She cooes and hums in delight, her skin a tad more sticky thanks to her sweat, but still being sweet all around, petting and caressing his hair.
Ah, yes...feel me up baby...
>She softly mutters, before tilting her head in confusion and giggling at his sudden embarrassment, turning her fave down to better see it.
My, it's only natural sweetie. Why don't you take your pants and underwear off so I can examine it better~?
>>11144300
>she softly moans and hums at the feeling of his hands rubbing her body, sighing in delight as she moves her body into his hand.
Ah, thank you...as princess, I aim to please everyone...
>>11144310
You know, I think I just may; you do deserve it for being such a good host~!
>She reassured, chuckling in return, softly blushing as she smirks up at him.
>>11144340
Hmm...
>She opens her arms, smiling sweetly at the anon.
Of course dear; I love to serve my people~!
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>>11144383
Unf, making her moan like a whore with my cock drilling her ass, her face pressed into that mousepad as her tongue lolls out sluttily...fuck, I'm hard as iron right now.
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>>11144385
Oho ? Lucky me, then.
>He started thinking, a playful smile on his face.
Do you have any money ? Or maybe you'd prefer to pay with... Other means ?
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I wish _____ would show up
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>>11144412
Gazer
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>>11144412
Sticks the Badger/Sponty/Kibbles
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>>11144412
Trash.
Whoever the thread hates the most at the moment for maximum (you)s
A mettaton player
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>>11144422
>Sticks the Badger
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>>11144385
Aww, thank you, Princess.
>He stepped in and embraced her in a tight hug.
I've always heard people talk about how nice you were, but never thought I'd get to experience it for myself.
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>>11144428
Fucking love that girl
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>>11144408
Oh; well of course I have money, but however...
>She slowly put some down her cut of tea, giggling as she presses against her breasts, licking her lips.
I think we can do something else that's even more fun...
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>>11144431
I guess if you're in it solely for the character itself
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>>11144412
Morrigan.
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>>11144419
(Real working hours, whaddup?)
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>>11144385
S-sure! This never happened to me before...
>he slowly raises to his feet and proceeds to unbuckle his shorts and slowly takes them off, the painful girth almost out in the open, tightly pushing the young man's boxers in an obscene and tantalizing fashion
>as he proceeds to take the boxers off as well, he slowly turns towards the princess, the girth pointing at her twitching with each pull, before eventually freeing the member to the fresh air, presenting it in its entirety
>His face flushed by the darkest shade of red he ever felt, before slowly looking in the eyes of the princess, his worries increasing by the second, the slightly disproportionate girth compared to his body now at full mast
Ah... It feels weird, miss! Please help me...
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>>11144466
(ey bby, have a good workday.)
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>>11144440
I think her personality is adorable, but the anon that plays her is really fun.
Not really into animals or furries with minor exceptions to Kindred from league.
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>>11144480
(Tanks boo, you da bes. Peace.)
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>>11144481
What about Rouge the Bat?
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>>11144459
Morrigan was probably the easiest person to get in contact with, and you managed to mess that up and will keep now calling for them anytime someone asks that stuff
Jesus Boco
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>>11144498
A Rouge is fine too.
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>>11144502
I didn't mean specifically him, ya know.
Also I have no desire to learn what Discord is.
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Does anyone else here find themselves practically precumming buckets when ERPing/reading other ERPs?
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>>11144498
Not my jam to be honest.
I remember fapping to her in the chao garden when I first discovered masturbation.
Use to love watching those titties drop.
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>>11144429
>She giggles lightly, caressing his hair and back as she kisses his forehead.
Well, here we are...feel free to take as long as your heart desires, sweetie...I'm here to pleasure you after all...
>>11144474
>She gasps softly, before slowly smirking and crawling over to him, her head so close to his cock, giggling as she smiles up at him.
Why, this is perfectly normal...your cock is just telling you that you find me attractive, sweetie...
>She explain, jerking him off a bit as she licks her lips.
See? Look at how it throbs in my touch...that's it begging for me; wishing to come inside of me!
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>>11144530
Yup yup, it's always been that way for me. I prefer to be playing along, but if it's still hot, then I can barely hold myself back.
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>>11144412
Wendy.
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>>11144466
Post butt
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>>11144575
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>>11144575
>>11144575
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>>11144610
I wanna kiss the Gazer butt
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>>11144540
>A feeling of electricity builds up within him, only to be released once she kisses his forehead, making him hum happily into her cleavage.
Mmm, you're so warm and comforting, Princess. I could stay like this forever.
>A growing need begins to present itself from his shorts, but he's doesn't want to mention it and potentially spoil his time with the beautiful princess, so he simply continues humming and vibrating into her.
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>>11144625
(Lewd)
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>>11144385
Well, you're certainly pleasing me so far.
>Anon's hands run down Peach's sides before sliding past her hips to give her backside a firm squeeze.
However, I'm not quite sure I'm willing to forgive you yet.
>Pushing on her ass, he pulls the princess flush against his body. His excited member pressing against her as he holds her tight.
So, how should we fix that, do you think?
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>>11144540
>as soon as she touches his pulsating member, he feels a wave of... pleasure? ... pain? He wasn't sure how to describe it, but it overwhelmed his entire body...
A-ah! M-miss... It- It is...? My whole body just feels so tense... Hnnng!
>as she starts moving her hand up and down his member, he felt the pleasure inside him build up, precum forming at the top of the small pink head, slowly lubricating his whole shaft as she continued to pump his girth
It f-feels really good...
"Coming inside"...? Yes... Yes! Please, miss... Let me... "come inside" you... A-ah!
>he didn't know what that entailed, but he felt the need to buck his hips forward, helping her with jerking off his entire member, from the head to it's shaft, trying to slow down his breathing in order to calm down
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>>11144653
I wanna lick slime off her extremities while she rambles about vidya or some other neet bullshit
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>>11144434
Really ? Funny, I think I had a similar idea.
>The man set down his cup on the table, and sat closer to the princess, admiring the spectacle of her smooshed breasts. He grinned, and started caressing the inside of her thigh, squeezing gently the firm flesh.
So, what should we start with ?
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>>11144672
>
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>>11144575
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>>11144689
Thought that was nui for a second and got excited.
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>>11144685
>I see
>not "eye see"
Cute monster can't even pun when the chance arrives
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>>11144575
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>>11144685
>letting that slime ruin the carpet
I don't think so
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>>11144697
>Nope. Boy butt.
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>>11144721
Gagging
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>>11144721
But I only see fat probably panties wearing girly ass here
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>>11144708
(Eye don't make the images, just use them as I see /fit/)
>>11144720
(It's a constant battle. Luckily there's disintegrating. Though sometimes you lose the carpet too.)
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>>11144731
You've been rused. Now you're gay.
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>>11144745
Prison rules. The gay one is the one who takes the dick
See it's in a shower and everything
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Mommydom is a shit fetish and so is hyper futa cocks.
Drink bleach for unironically liking that.
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>>11144736
>Fit Gazer
>Veiny, throbby stalks
Oh my.
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>>11144765
>Punches in the tit because it's the middle of august you stupid cunt
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>>11144762
I'm like. 70% sure it's a locker room.
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>>11144772
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>11144772
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>>11144780
Was it too hard to tell since you were more concerned with their fat dicks? Couldn't see the lockers past his crotch?
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>>11144772
Oh sorry for not being anime grills only.
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>>11144776
Do not punch the tit.
Here, is that better?
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>>11144802
... Maybe.
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>>11144817
i want to suck mum tits
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>>11144736
( Good point. My bad. Also god that's fit as fuck.)
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>>11144775
(Sadly only one image like that)
>>11144846
(Not a single spot left in the house. Literally. Not even the house.)
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>>11144828
Hey, you can't surrender that quickly
As long as you can keep yourself from enjoying it you're still straight, just being forced. So don't give in
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>>11144887
Oh right!
Not gay! Not gay at all... Ha..
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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(Sorry for being so late; I was eating breakfast.)
>>11144650
>She hums happily, not even seeing too disturbed about his growing erecrion, seemingly just continuing to stroke and caress his back and hair.
Mmmhm...take your time darling...
>She reassured, embracing him closer and kissing his forehead.
>>11144654
>She moans happily, swaying her hips into his hands, giggling sweetly as she kisses him back. She smooches his cheek, licking her lips as she moves her hips into his touch.
A-ah...yes, please help me give your forgiveness, handsome...
>>11144668
Don't worry, it will be all right; I will help you out sweetie...
>She moans lightly, jerking him off faster as she cooes and licks her lips, moving her head in to lightly kiss and lick his tip, moaning in arousal, slowly opening her mouth to bob up and down his meat rod.
Mmmhm...
>>11144678
>She sighs happily, placing a hand on his leg, gently stroking it as she take a In his gorgeous body, moaning herself as he rubs her own thighs.
A-ah...I think we both know what we want...
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Griffith did nothing wrong
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>>11144873
Only one? What a shame
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>>11144946
(Yes, sadly. Also do not post my own heart eyes back at me, that's rude.)
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>>11144937
>The man moved his arm around her shoulder, grabbing, plaming her breasts as he went. He could feel himself hardening in his pants. He smiled, and undid his pants, his member already at half mast.
I think I know what I want. And I'm sure you can provide it.
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>>11144937
>Anon chuckles and gives her backside a firm smack before rubbing it once again. As he does, he rocks his hips against the princess'.
Oh I've got plenty for you. So, why don't you do me a favor and get on your knees?
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>>11144981
( Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just remembered I had this guf saved. Big fan of heart eyes.)
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>>11144937
>he stops for a second and moans as her lips place a kiss on his head, feeling it throb and pulse while in the contact of her mouth, so close to his sensitive member
Ah! M-miss... That place is d-dirty... F-feels really good...
>(he realizes he never even asked her name... and he is too embarrassed to ask her now...)
>without knowing what he's doing, he pushes his body forward, starting to thrust his hips and push more and more of his large erection forward, while placing one of his hands through her luscious hair, slowly going through her blond locks and using the opportunity to keep her head in its place... while the other slowly lowers down to her right breast, slowly feeling it up and molding it under his fingers, then holding on tight to the sensitive nipple that slowly became bigger under his grip
I feel so happy, miss! This feels really good!
B-but...I want to make you feel good, too, m-miss! Ah!
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>>11144937
>He's enjoying himself as his body moves closer to her's, effectively putting more pressure on his stiffening member.
Ooh Princess, you make me feel so good..
>He decides to test the waters by first kissing the top of each breast and then sliding a hand down to her hip.
Does this feel good, Princess?
>He looks up at her as he plants another kiss on her cleavage.
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>>11145033
(Who doesn't love some heart eyes, especially when there's 11 of them)
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>>11145082
Get to work you fucking lazyboner.
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>>11145082
( beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder)
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>>11144997
>>11145026
>>11145050
(Sorry, but I not only have to go, honestly lost track on who's who. I really need to limit my anons I guess. Either way; thanks for sticking around for so long!)
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>>11145107
I-in my clit, L-luffy-sama~~~
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>>11145107
No problem, Peach. It was fun while it lasted.
See ya 'round!
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>>11145091
(I am working, I got 11 eyes and two hands)
>>11145106
(Cheesy bugger, ain't ya?)
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>>11145107
Thank you for playing, it was fun.
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>>11145133
>Two hands
Stop typing and give me a handjob then.
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>>11145133
(I guess a bit cheesy. I just love puns my dude)
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>>11145146
(But Anon E. Mouse, how can I type reports, type responses, and give a handy? That's 3 hands. I'm no hecatoncheir.)
>>11145158
(Well that's just grate to hear, nothing like a gouda pun)
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>>11145107
You're the best I've played with in a while. Hope to see you around. :)
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>>11145176
Fine, I'll just sit here with this big, throbbing boner and just pout.
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>>11145176
(Eye brie you are also a man of culture.)
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>>11145186
(You do that, and I'll keep working.)
>>11145212
(Probably never, a hand job from a monster that can throw mountains sound funny, but incredibly unpleasant)
>>11145239
(You need to choose your words more Caerphilly, you muenster)
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Guess all this pent up cum is gonna overflow at some point today and just start leaking out of my eyes, mouth and nose.
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Why do people shit on DMG when he blogposts, but no one raises an eyebrow (pun intended) when Gazer does the same thing.
I don't mind either of them, but I'm confused. Is it just cool to hate DMG?
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>>11145280
Or just leak out of your dick like a tapped spigot.
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>>11145282
(Because if people said they wanted me not to, I'd stop. Plus it's dead hours during waking/work, not like any interesting shit is happening.)
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>>11145282
Because DMG has been responsible for the downfall of the threads by encouraging Paul and his autistic behavior.
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>>11145282
It's nice to have some variety of comfy posters because DMG posts fucking constantly these days and won't fuck off more than a few hours. I'm surprised DMG doesn't get called out more with how much they post pure nonsense lately.
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>>11145327
>DMG is the blame for Paul argument
Using your logic why don't you shitpost Treat every time you see him post. Or Kenny, or anyone else who did the same thing in trying to "help" him?
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>>11145264
[Ayibe am so sorry. My mistake.)
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>I've had a surprising amount of time as of late. Anyone wanna do anything freaky?
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>>11145368
(Glad you've comte terms with your illness, don't want you to be forever provolone)
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>>11145382
>who else you got, the constraints (or lack thereof) of a shapeshifter make my head spin
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Is Star anon here?
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>>11145401
desu senpai I'm only feeling Faye, unless you have something interesting for the other girls.
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>>11145382
Put your dick in my ass and make it act like an inflatable dildo until I'm just an accessory at the end of your cock.
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>>11145400
(I give. You are clearly the Mastelo. I will not Tybo to beat you again.)
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>>11145420
>Enlarging cock while it's inside you sounds lovely. Do you want to write an opener, or do you want to do this nondescript fuck void DMG style?
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>>11145461
(Non-descript fuckvoid style, I'm a little too horny to think straight.)
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>>11145449
(Good, now bring me morbier. I don't give edam anymore.)
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>>11145473
( legit though, I'm impressed. It is good to meet another pun and beholder fan)
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>>11145507
(Anyways, I'll get back to work, you'll be hard pressed to find a person cornea than eye.)
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>she's been walking for a few days now, looking for a way out with nothing in sight, but a pale orange over the horizon
Ugh, this place stinks... I am thirsty and hungry... and tired... and sweaty... and whiny...
Is there nothing here...?
>just as she finishes that sentence, an inn appears out of nowhere in the middle of the orange field, seemingly out of nowhere
Aaaaah... Well... That works, ah guess...?
>with a confused and worried look on her face, she enters the front door, heading for the seemingly empty bar and takes a seat at the main counter, cautiously ringing a little bell
Heyo! Anyone up in here? I need a drink...
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>>11145469
>With a quick zip of her fly the massive shapeshifting cock of the girl flung from her pants, pointing directly at the anon. It stood at an impressive 9 inches, as thick as it was heavy, even at a full erect mass to slightly hung between her legs, which spread out a nice distance to give her newest limb the spotlight, a quick motion of her finger waved him around.
Go ahead, bend over buttslut. Don't got time for a budding romance.
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>>11145536
Ay yo thicc butt, that you?
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>>11145536
Why hello there. What's a cute girl like you doing in a place like this?
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All I want to do~
Is stick my dick into~
A giant woman, a giant woman~
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>>11145536
>There is a man behind the counter, dressed as a barman, cleaning a glass.
Hey. What can I get you ?
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>>11145539
>bends over and spreads cheeks
Okay~
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>>11145406
If you mean me then yup!
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>>11145592
Check the discord.
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>>11145586
I can't tell if this is a serious reply or not.
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>>11145622
(It is. I'm sorry if I'm not very good...)
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>>11145592
We have a star? Cool
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>>11145639
You betcha!
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>>11145647
Oh no. She's cute
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>>11145563
>she laid her arms on the counter, her face buried in them, accepting the seemingly hopeless situation she was in, before she heard the man in front of her
W-what? Where did you come fr- Uh, never mind that! Gimme a... I dunno... A strawberry milkshake! Yeah, that should do the trick. And a burger! Anything edible you got in there will do as well!
>she smiles at the barman, putting her hands together and under her chin
Thank you!
>>11145546
>as she was waiting at the counter, she hears a familiar voice calling to her
Ayyyy! It's you, again! The weirdo anon!
>she smiles at him and makes a sign for him to get closer and stay besides her, while she checks her phone
What, you know more pink 'n' white Deadpool-looking girls around here? Of course it's me!
What are you doing here? Have you been following me?~
>she takes her eyes off the phone so she could give him a cheeky look
>>11145551
Oh, heyo!
>she waves in the direction of the voice she just heard
Aw, shucks! Nothing much. I just got here and I wanted something to eat and/or drink, asap!
>she looks at him, trying to analyze the place and the situation, before realizing that him, too, appeared out of nowhere.
Where did you come from, anyway? You work here? Got anything to drink and/or eat?
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>>11145672
Hello to you too.
>He waves back at her.
I work here.
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>>11145660
And lewd.
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>>11145586
>>11145635
(... Fuck it)
>With a quick wipe of her hand, breaking the small bit of space that broke the two soon to be lowers the white haired woman slapped the plump little rump of the boy before her. A clenching grip over his hip flesh clawed at the sensitive pale meat a few times, grabbing and generally feeling her toy for the evening, clearly she enjoyed just touching at him because the excited cock behind him was bouncing in anticipation. Just out of sight the shapeshifter licked her thumb, soon firmly pressing it on the tight star that is his back door, slowly but surely poking it it, wetting it so he wouldn't only experience pain. Soon her spit will mix with the salty clear juices that is her precum as the rounded head of her cock pressed against the lightly lubed up fuck hole. pressing slowly in she warned him of her up coming entrance. slowly widening the virgin hole. It took a few pushes to loosen him up, but soon enough her thick slab of cock meat poked into his love tunnel, opening him up and helping the up coming 8 other inches in. Slowly opening his tight pink insides her thick shaft nuzzled it's way in snuggley.
Oh you're a tight one! But not for long you aren't..
>She trailed off, almost a sign of what's to come, as the already massive rod of her cock begun to pulse within his depths, every little twitch was met with a growth in girth, opening his little hole wider and wider, from the inside out she ripped his little hole open until it took the massive shaft at now the enlarged size of about a coke can. She didn't dare hump away at his now broken butthole, simply rocking side to side, awaiting his asshole to get used to the extreme size as her hand idly stroked over his cheek, almost patting him to ensure him she wouldn't hurt him... much.
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>>11145672
Where there's a bar, there's a barman. A strawberry milkshake, and a burger. Coming right up.
>He steps in the background, and soon, he returns with a tall glass of strawberry milkshake and a warm burger. He puts them down in front of the superhero.
Your order.
>He goes back to cleaning his glass.
You look pretty beat up. How long have you been going without drinking or eating anything ?
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>>11145672
Pff. Weirdo anon? Please, call me weird.
>He smiles and walks over, leaning against the counter beside her. As he does, the anon tries to peek at her phone over her shoulder.
Hey, you can never be too sure around here. Following you? Please. The view might be nice, but I just happen to be here. I-its not like I was looking forward to seeing you again or something. Nerd.
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>>11145698
Oh ... Oh my. That oral fixation.
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>>11145698
Cute and lewd make a great mix.
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>>11145710
>moans and cums
Nnn~
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>>11145413
Gardevoir maybe? What do you usually like to do with her?
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>>11145558
Would kill most human beans for a diamond desu
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>>11145698
>No star gf to use me as magical guinea pig with hilarious/smutty consequences
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>>11145739
She just loves stuffing things in her mouth!
>>11145741
That's Star.
>>11145795
I've done stuff like that before it's the BEST. Anything in mind?
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>>11145821
>She just loves stuffing things in her mouth!
Do I even have to say it?
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>>11145783
>Hypno stuff, in heat/breeding, general vanilla stuff. Anything you had in mind?
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>>11145821
Transformation, mind control, sizeplay, genderbend, orgasm control, clothesporn, monster summoning...
I mean I could keep going but the general jist is if it's magic, I'd probably stick my dick around it.
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>>11145845
Something like a Anon going through a forest when a Gardevoir encounters him, in need of something to relieve her of her 'mating needs'. But I have to go and do something for a bit, can I expect you to be on later?
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>>11145901
>Maybe. I'll see how I feel. See you around.
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>>11145725
Oh, geez! I'm starving! Gimme gimme!
>in a very cartoony fashion, she grabs that milkshake and downs half of it down in one go, before taking four bites out of the burger, finishing it in a flash, before emptying the remaining half of the milkshake, taking her first breath in a while
*sigh* OMG, dude! That was great! Compliments to the chef!
>she kisses her fingers together, laying back in her seat and sighing happily, content with her dinner, for now
Me? I dunno. It feels like I walked for a few days straight, but according to my phone it's actually been just a few hours. Time in here moves super weird, yo...
What about you?
>>11145727
Alright! I'll call you capital "W", "Weird". Your first super name! Second, if we count the one from the last time.
>she giggles as she says that, her eyes still glued to her phone, checking for notifications, a map, internet connection, anything of value, before giving up and looking back at him
You sure about that? That sounds to me like Japanese tsundere tropes. And I thought I was supposed to fall in that category
>she gives him a playful bump in his shoulder with her fist, before mirroring his position and leaning on the counter as well, staring back at him
I appreciate your company, tho. This place is emptier than my stomach right now! Speaking of which...
DOES NO ONE WORK HERE?!
>>11145687
Ah, gotcha. Makes sense, I guess. With this place being so empty and all...
>she looks around the empty and yet pretty clean bar, before looking back at the anon, chuckling awkwardly
Not best business, I take it... Hehe...
Anyway! Who's working the bar and who do I have to pester to get some grub 'round here?
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>>11145840
Does it involve *unzips dick*?
>>11145854
Those all sound amazing. I did size play before, they all work though!
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>nothing but spider-poster during ded hours
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>>11145924
Any standing out more than others? I'm down for pretty much all of them. Or anything else you suggest.
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>>11145915
I was being facetious Gwenpool.
>The anon says haughtily before smiling at ther punch and giving a small shrug.
Not sure if you really fit that trope though. You're cuter then most tsunderes. Then again I'm not exactly a fan of them.
As for food... I don't know man. It's /trash/ so it is kind of a crapshoot if you'll get anything at all, ley alone what you want.
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>>11145359
I do shitpost all of those three.
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>>11145924
>Does it involve *unzips dick*?
You know it. Things are going ti get a little weird and/or wild
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>>11145924
Cutest cuck!
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First 36
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>>11145993
>Star
>cuck
Pick one.
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>>11145938
Well I've got to admit you need to explain the clothes one because I don't actually recognise that lel.
>>11145966
Well I know a certain girl whose not from round here for just that...
>>11145993
DELET THIS
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>>11145915
Good question. This bar hops between dimensions. Weird stuff, really. Sometimes, a customer wanders in.
>He shrugs, a bit puzzle about his state of existence or non-existence.
Really, what counts is I was here for you. Glad you liked your meal.
>He scratches his head, looking for a conversation starter.
Anyway, what do you do when you're not dying in a desert ? The tight spandex and mask must mean you're some kind of superhero, correct ?
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>>11146048
You have more luck baiting people in /b/ then doing the same here, go away.
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>>11146064
She's not from around here? Is she from another dimension?
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So, who's lurkin'?
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>>11146062
How about both?
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>>11146071
Wow... A time 'n' space hoping bar!
That sounds so cool! I wish I had something like that in my book! It would be like that famous timetravel british show!
But, yeah! You're a life saver! I would probably have to go scavenging around this place, looking for food, otherwise!
>she slowly takes off her mask, beads of sweat falling down her face, before washing them off with her hand
Oh, me? Totally! Super hero material, right here! Well... more like a bounty hunter. (Which, btw, if you want someone dead, I'm totally your gal~) But I save people, too! Sometimes! You should read my book. It has my whole backstory there.
>she pulls at the tight spandex around her neck, realizing her tired and sweaty state as she continues to talk.
I just managed to escape from a tight spot and I am currently looking for a way out and to head back in my universe so I can fix stuff.
But right now? I need a shower and a place to sleep. You got those around here, too?
>she fans herself and looks around the place
>>11145947
Nope! Too late! You're "Weird", now! Or "Weird-non"! In a few issues you'll have a better name and maybe a costume, but for now, we stick to it.
>she blushes at his comment, visible even through her mask, before slowly taking it off to have a better, less pink look at him
Well, aren't you a charmer, mister~
>she gives him a suave look, fluttering her eyelashes, before giggling
And whatever, we would both make out with that redhead chick from Steins;Gate, you can't deny it!
>she starts thinking of her girl-crush for the anime girl, before she raises her body from the counter when his comment about food hits her
Wait! How am I supposed to survive this place, then?! I need at least SOMETHING to eat!
Why do I feel like an alternate version of me got way luckier...
>she pouts to herself before rising to her feet and jumping over the counter, heading for the backroom.
Come on, Weird-non! Let's see what they got in the back! On the Quest for Grub!
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>>11146266
When am I getting my buillying?
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>>11146266
Gert?
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>>11146064
Clothes transforming was what meant I think. Just kindof random shit throwing out.
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>>11146084
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>>11146308
Sure do. I live upstairs, so it's fully furnished up here. You can use my shower if you.
>He cocks his head to the side, suddenly remembering something.
Hey, by the way, you have anything to pay for your food and drink ? Interdimensional business is hard as is, I can't really feed you for free.
>He gives her a scrutinizing look.
You... Don't look like you're carrying a wallet. Unless you have some sort of hammerspace pocket thing ?
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>>11146351
When I FLUFFIN feel like it.
(Maybe soon!)
>>11146356
That's my name, don't overuse it.
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>>11146398
Please. You probably couldn't bully a junior ballet.
(Soon or SOON (TM)?)
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>>11146392
>Steals glasses then kissus the Kurisu
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>>11146266
Hey Sticks, I've been wondering what happen to ya.
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>>11146408
Yeah I do know how to insult someone in it, like you, twerp!
(I mean I could do it now but it might be slow)
>>11146423
(Went to sleep unwillingly)
(Aka knocked out myself!)
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>>11146392
>Knocks down with a super punch to her super stupid nose
That's for stealing my lunch money, biiiiiiiiiiiitch.
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>>11146411
Do not touch the Kurisu.
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>>11146452
Fine. Gimme some more headflicks as punishment Umiko-chan.
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>>11146452
And who the fuck are you?
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>>11146308
>Weird sighed in rejection at his new moniker. Though Gwen did gave a point, it'd make him easier to identify when she next showed up. Personally he preferred just yelling thicc butt. More true to life.
A charmer? Why yes. Yes I am. Not sure if i can agree with you on Steins:gate though.
>At her panic over food Weird sighs but gladly follows, better than doing nothing. Also, good view.
After you thicc butt.
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>>11146452
>Gently nibbles on Umiko's neck.
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>>11146362
Oh okay. I thought you meant like, turning someone INTO clothes. I've actually done that. Weird. And a little wild.
I'm a bit burned out today I'm not sure I can be creative enough to come up with good Star zaniness. Might just post my card instead and see if anything good happens.
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>>11146485
Aight, save zaniness for another day.
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>>11146485
>Sailor Moon Star
I need me more of this.
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>>11146485
Pogna?
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>>11146439
Hey! ....That was just for a summer. Shut up.
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>>11145845
Not him, but in heat/breeding is top tier
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>>11146461
>>11146463
>>11146466
>Umiko flicks each anon's heads with as much power as her dainty fingers can offer.
Get back to work.
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>>11146507
Ha! So I was right, you really are a FLUFFIN twerp, get out of here kid, I don't have time for your "summer" vacation.
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>>11146552
I'm off today.
>Winces, but continues to nibble on delicious chocoflesh with his lips.
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>>11146552
>Anon happily winces at the stinging pain brought by Umiko-chan's finger, a bright red mark quickly forming at the center of his forehead.
Ah~ Thank you Umiko-chan! I'll make sure to work twice as hard now!
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>>11146439
(Gotcha. Been up this whole time due to insomnia. Still trying to sleep for the 'night. Sleep well?)
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>>11146495
Sorry to disappoint, anon. All those sound great I just don't wanna halfass it.
>>11146500
Star is a magical schoolgirl.
>>11146506
I don't know what that means
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>>11146585
(I've slept well enough! Thank you for asking)
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>>11146048
HG was a mistake.
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>>11146602
RUFF! Well I'm glad! You being happy makes me happy!
I still get good laugh out of this. >>11142832 Wasn't sure if he was serious or not.
AWOOO
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>>11146557
....Kid?! I'm like. Twice your size.
>A bonk to the bright green locks to make his point.
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>>11146592
Oh no I get it, it's cool.
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>>11146385
Ah, great! That sounds wonderful! I'll just-
>she pauses at the prospect of money, before realizing her wallet is in another dimension and Marvel dollars are probably not universal currency, anyway
Oh, um... Ah, I got it!
>she pulls up her shark backpack and looks around inside it, before pulling out a high-tech, metal... stick (?) and showing it to him, with a huge, dumb smile on her face
This should cover the meal!
>she presses a button and the stick makes some machine-like sounds. Suddenly, at the top of the stick pops out a huge hammer, painted pink and blue, that looked heavier than it looked
This is my one and only Retractable-Gwenpool-Hammer! You should get a good buck for it, since you travel through universes!
If not, I can always do some assassination jobs for you! Free of charge!
>her smile gets bigger as she closes her eyes, content with her deal, thinking that there was no way anyone would refuse such a great offer from her
>>11146464
Oh, well! More anime booty for me! Kurisu's hot, yo!
>she enters the kitchen and looks around the place, finding a fridge to the right
>she opens the door of the fridge and bends down, looking for something edible around there, on the lower shelves
Enjoying the view of my thicc butt, perv?
>she says, playfully, as she looks back at him, her tongue out, shaking her booty left and right at him, before looking back inside the fridge
>Weird has a nice view of the pink leotard going through the heroine's legs, hugging tightly around her treasured place, accentuating the soft and plentiful ass cheeks that were jiggling along with her movement, sweat going down her whole body and making the suit stick to her skin, all around her. She raises back up
Alright! There's some meat in here! Now I only need some buns and some sauce and I can make a sandwich!
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>>11146623
(Yeah that was pretty funny)
>>11146629
>She brushes her hair a bit, before looking at the man, dead in the eyes
How old are you? Because I bet I'm much older.
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>>11146398
The spooky girl?
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>>11146623
>>11146654
IF SHE LIKED IT THEN SHE SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT
SLUT
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>>11146666
Spooky to those that FLUFF with me.
(Yep)
>>11146672
(W-what? Are you gonna marry the other anon or something now?!)
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>>11146677
>>11146672
Only if he marries me behind the Arby's.
Sticks, will you be our ring badger and our priest?
I don't trust the government that gives power to priest to marry people.
Awoo!
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>>11146691
Anything for you, stones, I hope you two live happy ever "away from the government's eyes, ears, and mouth" after!
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>>11146654
....I uh. Twenty-somethingmumblegrumble?
>He awkwardly rubs the back of his head, off-put by her sudden staring.
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>>11146644
Hmmm...
>The man looks at the hammer, then at the girl, deep in thought. He scratches his chin.
I mean, I don't really have enemies, my customers are usually civil enough. And I don't know if I can sell that. Well, I'll keep it as a collateral for now.
>He leads her upstairs, into a small, cozy looking living room. He gestures towards a door.
Here's the bathroom, feel free to use it. I'll be right here if you need anything, Just give me a shout if you need me.
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>>11146704
Do you wanna move in with us? I'm sure I can't make a baby army with him.
He doesn't believe that they'll take our thumbs.
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>>11146713
>She smiles
I'm 30, guess you lost the bet, kid, you know what that means?
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>>11146644
>Weird unconsciously bit his bottom lip as he took in the view of Gwen's leotard clad backside and exposed legs. At her question, he just nods for a moment before returning to his senses.
Huh? I mean, I'm not gonna lie to you Gwen. I respect you far too much for that. Yup.
>His hand at his side twitched, fighting the urge to smack that ass. Luckily, or not, Gwen stood up right as he was Scott to give in.
Huh? Oh come on. You have to know how that sounds. Or is my mind just further ub the gutter than I thought?
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>>11146732
....That you're full of crap and we never set up a bet?
>He takes a step backward just in case. Suddenly she seems far less... stable.
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Summoning Panda!
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>>11146756
I don't remember how betting rules work, but we bet, now you are gonna do what I want you to do, or you are gonna have to... Well I'm just gonna AXE you a question, MUFFIN FLUFFER!
>She says before she pulls out a very large axe, wielding it as if it was nothing
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Guys, I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there seems to be a demon devouring the sun.
Any thoughts on what we should do about this?
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>>11146832
Photograph it with special filters.
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>>11146832
Sacrifice someone to please it.
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>>11146841
>>11146841
>>11146841
>>11146841
>>11146841
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>>11146728
Aw, that's a shame! Tell you what! I promise to pay you as soon as I find a contract. And you can keep the hammer, in the meantime!
>stretching her arms above her head, she slowly follows after him and stares at his back. She had to say, the bartender suit made him look pretty good. Then again, she had a thing for suits, too. And the guy seemed really nice so far!
>she enters the bathroom and places her stuff near the bath tub. Very nice and clean, white bathroom!
Thank you! It will only be a few minutes!
>as he closes the door, she slowly unzips the front of her suit. With a bit of work from how sweaty she was, she peels it off her body, ending up in nothing but her boots
>she slowly proceeds to take those off as well, bending over to unclasp the safeties, her back turned towards the door, as her whole sweaty body was now fully nude
>raising her foot to check the water temperature, she finds it adequate and slowly places herself inside the tub, her body looking away from the door and hidden away partially by the water
>>11146736
>she notices his reaction and change in demeanor, as she proceeds to look for that bread
Aww, look at you! Such a gentleman~ Helping me out and keeping his urges in check~
>she gives him an honest smile, before blowing him a kiss
>she pauses for a bit, as she bends over again, for the bread shelf. She didn't know what to think of this. She slowly realizes Weird was a huge help so far and she did nothing but tease him. I mean, he was a wierdo, that much is clear from his new name, but for a place like the one she found herself in, it could have been worse. She just had to keep him in check, unless he tries something...
>bitting her lower lip, herself, she turns her head to him, her ass on display yet again
You know...? Since you keep staring at it so much, wondering how thicc it is... why not... I dunno?
...give it a slap...?
>she says the last part with a quieter voice, as she looks embarrassed back down in the shelf
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>>11144412
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