OH BOY
I'M SO HUNGRY, I COULD EAT A HUNGER GAMES THREAD
>
>>11113572
>(Please do not!)
>>11113600
Y-You lie
betray
>>11113583
>(Also cute!)
This guy walks in and slaps your GF's ass, what do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9KJlCKk6UA
>>11113619
They have a saying in the orient.
>>11113649
Why would he slap nothingness?
>>11113669
I don't wanna hear it
You hurt my incredibly thin skin
>>11113660
cute.
>>11113672
Because that's where your waifu is.
>>11113681
Oh? Alright.
Mission accomplished then.
evens vidya
odds get high then vidya
dubs host
>>11113694
>shoots you twice in the back of the head
Fuck outta my thread.
>>11113725
Here's your (You), don't spend it all at one place.
>>11113718
Nigger
>>11113694
There are more, too.
https://youtu.be/PXSRSp179-8
>>11113630
>>11113649
Nothing because my gf will slaughter him for me.
>>11113732
wuuuuut
Welp, since this place is indeed dead, might as well use this down time to read.
>Jerry Lynn grabs a chair, sits down a begins to read a book, waiting patiently for a host to arrive
>>11113756
Your GF just got oneshotted by his crystal soul spear
now what do you do
>>11113732
Someone find me a song with that exact beat!
>>11113732
WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY FORESEEN THIS JOKE COMING?!
>>11113734
>hypocrisy 101
Lmaoing at your life
>>11113732
>obligatory black and blue joke
>>11113776
AN OPENING!
>the man plunges his fully erect, veiny black stallion cock into Suz's unprotected throat, fucking her throat-pussy
>>11113778
Feed me more (You)s
why do people slap horsecocks onto everything?
>>11113770
fite him knowing i've got the gods of love and JUSTICE on my side.
>>11113841
Why do people eat pineapple on their pizza?
This world is filled with degenerates, Anon.
>>11113841
Have you tried it? It's hilarious.
>>11113841
Because you can't pleasure women unless you have a 5 foot long horsedick, anon.
>>11113815
>Chomps the fuck down on that enormous dong like yesterday's leftover meatloaf. Effectively converts all the dick-matter into sustenance, stamina bar increases.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
>>11113756
>(Please stop. It's too cute. I can't take much more cuteness.)
>>11113843
You also get oneshotted since he's a man who has killed gods and god-eaters
>>11113776
Shave your bush you fucking ape
>>11113841
I slap you with a HORSECOCK.
>>11113879
>Holds a mirror infront of you
>>11113879
MORE QT MONSTERGRILLS
>>11113843
I want to fuck this doggo
>>11113878
>the man backs off in pain, clutching his now severed member...
>BUT WAIT
>two new black horsecocks emerge, both longer and thicker than the original
They didn't call me the "hydra" in the porn business for no reason, girl.
You're gonna need every single bit of that stamina bar now.
>flips you over
>aims at your exposed weak points
>>11113892
You'll eat it. You'll smile. You'll like it. And you'll fuckin' thank me for it.
Pansy
>>11113669
>Hurting Sagume.
You monster
>rapes the poster below
>>11113841
Compensation.
>>11113919
>(This kills the Ahri)
>>11113925
>(Qt Monstergirls are so good.)
>>11113962
I shall destroy you all !
>>11113935
Go wipe your menstrual blood with leaves gorilla
>>11113956
>Gives the Ahri mouth to mouth
>>11113892
What's your problem
>>11113938
Who
>>11113933
>Hides behind a garbage can lid.
>Is no longer exposed
>>11113997
You will consume it. You will grin. You will enjoy it. And you will be thankful for the opportunity
scrub-a-dub-dub
>>11113927
You can fug the doggo, but you must take responsiblity for the litter of daughterus you will have.
>>11113956
top tier.
>>11114032
Yes, we must be clean for the coming battle!
>>11114030
There is no escape.
>dick-punches through the lid
>one of them wraps around you and holds you in the air, the other rubs against your wet entrance
Any last words?
>>11114019
>(Ahri is quick to jump up with an exclamation before covering her face with her hands.)
>>11114060
You can take my body but you'll never have my heart, fiend.
http://poal.me/msfjiz
>>11114101
I'd never get married, but I'd definitely fuck a furry with big tiddies, a nice ass or both
>>11114101
Glad to see HG is still filled with edgy underages.
>>11114101
>http://poal.me/msfjiz
>fucking a furfag instead of letting your wife fuck a nigger, and dumping her afterwards
>>11114125
>Surprised that a community that originates from /b/ is full of edgelords
>not fucking a furry
Hosts?
>>11114082
Is that so...
>violently plunges into your pussy
>E X P A N D D O N G
>rips through your digestive system
>penetrates your heart
>heart-fucks you for a while
Unf...I'm getting close
>shoots his goo
>cum fills your heart to the brim
You chose....poorly
What is going on in here?
>>11114150
>tits that look like beach balls
>nipples that look like top hats
>a chin that would make the crimson chin jealous
Who the fuck drew this shit?
>>11114173
>He puts the book down
Stupid shit, nothing new
>He goes back to reading
>>11114203
A nerd.
Now let me show you what a decent furry looks like.
>>11114167
Wow okay.
I'm seriously fucking offended. Did you even READ my backstory
> i got new vinny pics
>>11113619
>>11114231
You're right. Decent.
Nothing more though.
>>11114238
...you have a backstory?
>>11114308
>>11114308
Abusive father, drunk mother, first boyfriend was black. It all grows darker from there.
Or did you mean Suz, the character?
>>11114292
Is this you? >>11109854
>>11114300
Uguu~
Give me your german feet, dummkopf <3
I want to smell them all day long
Now that we have that userscript, we should shitpost Aikawa away.
Prove me wrong.
>>11114343
god damn anon
>>11114340
Is that a yes?
>>11114343
A hearty kek was had.
>>11114355
We should shitpost you away instead.
>>11114397
Joke's on you faggot, I'm already shitposted
>>11114375
>>11114395
"Easily amused huh?"
>>11114355
ESLers
>>11114413
I mean, they want to fuck YOU, so...
>>11114407
no surprise here
>>11114413
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
http://poal.me/nxqia5
>>11114164
They aren't here to save you, you must host yourself.
>>11114439
you're on fire tonight
>>11114463
You should gently love lolis
>>11114499
Begone...
THOT
>>11114439
Well, what can I say. Vanilla's still in style for some.
>>11114447
Not even close.
>>11114483
But I'm not feeling up to it tonight.
>>11114413
Well you're easily amused too, considering.
>>11114522
Understandable, have a great day
What happened to Jake Paul? I saw his subscribers are actively decreasing
>>11114527
Exactly.
>>11114533
By some things, yes.
http://poal.me/xgfkud
>>11114583
...Huh?
>>11114570
who?
>>11114590
>no bunny girls
Delete it and try again.
>>11114570
did some gay ass ego trip shit and now people are #woke to him
>>11114629
It's so great when that happens.
I will delete the thread if Suz doesn't spit in my mouth right now.
>>11114585
Yeah but not the things that matter.
ngw
>>11114660
Let's hear it.
What things matter?
>>11114648
>Does this
How's it taste
http://poal.me/g4xkup
>>11114344
> nope
Post cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
http://poal.me/jiarjl
>>11114687
>flicks the spit very slowly through mouth, covering every inch of the inside of my mouth with suz spit
>after doing this for a while, swallow the spit with glee
It tastes like...sunshine, in my mouth.
>>11114770
you mean like sunset shimmer
>>11114590
>someone actually voted Doggo girls
I can excuse it if yo mean the alien doggos because they're cute as fuck
But nothing else
>>11114770
Y-
...
You're welcome
>>11114780
They probably figured it was some stupid shit like a hooman grill with dog ears and a tail.
I want suz to use me as her toilet.
>>11114780
I want to fuck Kamina's dog-chan
>>11114803
Ramsay stop
Play PUBG with me
Play Clash Royale with me
>>11114803
>Throws a copy of Empress Theresa at you
Play Roblox with me
Play the Hunger Games simulator on www.brantsteel.com with me
>>11114852
Fuck roblox, what happened to our Minecraft server joke?
>>11114844
>tfw could've gotten it when it came but I only kept CoC
S-Sorry
>>11114885
>www.brantsteel.com
uh okay
>>11114911
What the fuck? Had we discovered this before now?
HG is asleep. ASLEEP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8EsuR0O9y0
i am i am
-emperor dude idk
>>11115105
I'm awake
>>11115112
Lum!
>>11115112
Captain Luna
>>11115112
Doopliss
>>11115112
Better dead than Al Bhed
>>11115112
PICKLE MOSES
>>11115112
Jerry Lynn
>>11115112
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11115112
Desmond Sycamore
>>11115112
Eggman-kun
>>11115112
Gascoigne
>>11115112
Tao
>I'm actually gonna try and interact this time!
>>11115112
Duck Guy
>>11115112
Suz
>>11115112
Star Butterfly
>>11115112
Araragi Koyomi
>>11115112
The arbiter
>>11115112
Bebop
where is everyone
>>11115112
Araragi Karen
>>11115112
Shota
>>11115189
I feel HG has been declining faster than usual lately
>>11115189
No thread activity = people go off to do other things and don't lurk
>>11115112
Lillipup
that sucks i guess
>>11115189
(People just stopped giving a fuck)
>>11115112
Lana's mother
Len teach me how to host
>>11115214
Who will be the avafags of tomorrow? The New Generation.
>>11115112
Yomika
1 more
>>11115281
Ok Adachi.
Summerslam is tomorrow right?
>>11115112
Sebastian Castellanos
>>11115271
Inkling
swaps and stuff
>>11115295
I don't think Adachi would fuck Suz.
>>11115281
>Not wanting to fuck this.
>>11115316
>>11115161
>>11115315
>let em have it
>>11115316
Yeah yeah, Slick, it's fine. Just get to the good part!
>>11115316
save us, district 4
>>11115316
Redongo bongo!
>>11115313
>>11115140
>>11115316
I suddenly realized I have no interest in competing, so make it snappy
>>11115318
I bet he would.
Hell I bet he already is.
>>11115316
>>11115332
>Deny this swap.
>>11115316
It all seems fine... Though it is oddly quiet. I'm ready to begin whenever you are ready.
>>11115281
Better hurry before you miss your chance
>>11115281
Stop thinking out loud, anon.
>>11115358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I10gwVEoRRc
>>11115112
Ruby Gloom
>>11115189
Watching NXT Takeover.
swaps and stuff are done
>>11115395
I would rather eat, but if I gotta fight you all to do it then I will, Meow!!
>>11115395
Huh, seems like I dodged a bullet.
>>11115189
Wrestling is on man.
dumbass kid
>>11115388
>Turns it down immediately
That will be quite enough of that.
>>11115395
Thank you my boy. Unfortunately, the culprit has shrouded himself in a bedsheet, so I couldn't identify him. Be careful of the people you're around, alright?
>>11115460
There. They're a bit too lightweight for my liking, but these spears should serve me well from a distance.
>>11115460
What a magnificently dangerous person... I should avoid getting in fights with them like that.
>>11115466
A bedsheet?! That's kinda insultin', Slick. Do you always go around makin' fun of people like that?
>>11115460
Sorry, Slick, but maybe I'll write a note to your next of kin with it, too. Look on the bright side.
>>11115460
Digital style!
BAH GAWD.
river monsters season 46
Does this count as furry or not?
>>11115460
These clothes are getting heavy, meow....well! Time to take them off for a while!
>>11115547
>With Tao being a heavy sleeper, she does not notice....at all.....
>>11115547
Hah hah hah, that's what I'm talkin' about, Slick! Can you do it again? I'll bet it'll be just as funny the second time!
when bae looks you in the eye
>>11115547
>strangle howling
>>11115527
I'm only making the proper observations. I'll be unmasking you soon, you thug.
>>11115547
A... Howling pickle? Surely there's a microphone attached to it.
>>11115618
>The professor throws a stick, which causes the dog to go after it and stop annoying him.
>>11115618
Meow!! New eating buddy!!
>>11115618
The fuck is an RPG?
>>11115655
Rocket-propelled grenade
>>11115655
Rocket propelled Grenade
>>11115655
This thing.
>>11115655
Role-playing Game
>>11115655
Come on dude. Everybody should know that by now
>>11115618
Let some other poor sap do it! I'll bet an anvil's gonna fall on his head, or he'll fall through a trapdoor.
>>11115637
Unmasking? Hah! Does it look like I'm wearin' a mask, Slick? You'll just be tuggin' on my face, and I don't think you wanna do that.
go tao or something i dunno
-me 2 weeks ago idk
>>11115698
I don't know what about Suz makes me want to ravage her so damn much.
>>11115655
Imagine a handgun, but instead of a gun it's a big tube, and it shoots football sized bullets that explode.
>>11115726
>read this in the Soldier's voice
>>11115704
Meow! The best way to find food!!
>>11115704
So what?
>Doopliss just sleeps the entire day away in the tree instead.
>>11115112
I AM ALL I AM ALL HERE WE HERE WE GO BUDDY HERE WE GO
>>11115703
If this is your attempt at trying to dissuade me, stop trying.
>>11115704
I may over-exaggerated a bit. I just find her unpleasant.
>>11113572
Holy shit this gif
I guess this shows what you can fit with a limited palette
um
i did it again oops
>>11115781
It should come in handy in case of a sudden flood at least. I'll just tie this up where I can find it.
>>11115547
>>11115575
>Eventually Yomika sits down, helping herself to the leftovers strewn about the camp.
>>11115704
>>11115770
>Yomika clearly has no idea what any of the insult-flinging is about, just throwing an overly-dramatic shrug skywards.
>>11115770
Dissuade? I'm just tryin' to knock some sense into ya so I don't have to waste my time against some punk like you.
>>11115781
Whoa! I want more of those! Host, get me more of 'em, pronto!
>>11115716
She's a pretty good character overall
>>11115781
Is that a marshmallow with a party hat?
OOOOH~!! He looks good! Tao wants a bi-
>and thus...the only thing Tao got to eat this game..was a knuckle sandwich
>>11115828
>pets the kitten
default arena time
>>11115828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPWALM2riQ
>>11115850
Not fair, not fair! I don't even know what she had!
>>11115863
>>11115815
If you wanted to avoid a confrontation with me then you should never have attacked me. Or at least try to have finished the job when you did.
>>11115850
>The professor perches himself upon a high place until the flow of lava stops and cools.
Holy shit am I bad at rping
>>11115915
Same
i got confused about one guy's gender so i made a small edit
>>11115944
>The professor slowly distances himself from the most likely insane girl.
>>11115893
I dunno what that means, Slick. You can get your mommy to hang it on the fridge, though.
>>11115897
Kinda hard to shoot someone without fingers, but I tried my best. Want me to try again, Slick?
>>11115978
Perhaps you should try cooling off a bit first? You seem to be burning up.
winner next
>>11115944
>Yomika seems very much content to simply hum on her lonesome. Even enough so to ignore the gender issue.
>>11116012
I couldn't get away in time... Ah well, I did what I needed to do here.
>>11116006
Are you sayin' I got a fever, Slick?
>The ghost(?) holds one of his stubby hands to his forehead, checking his body temperature.
Nope!
it's over
>>11116097
I speak of the burns you received recently of course.
yomika wins
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>11116150
Thanks for the game!
>>11116150
Oh nice.
Hey good job. Thanks for hosting dude
>>11116115
>Yomika briefly contemplates why she bothered avenging the man who clearly disliked her for no apparent reason, but she shrugs it off.
>>11116150
>She smiles, and points at the Hisui one.
>>11116165
>(Thanks for hosting!)
done
>>11116165
Thank you for giving me the opportunity.
Kill yourself Capra
Simply follow the blues clues and all will be revealed
>>11116165
Thanks a bunch Len.
>>11116178
>>11116165
>>11116165
Thankaranya for hosto bosto! I'll see you in the next one.
>>11116214
SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE
>>11116118
Oh, so you're a smart Alec, are ya, Slick? Well, two can play at that game!
>Suddenly, Desmond's body is evolved in some sort of black-green forcefield that scans him from his head, all the way down to his feet (leaving a slight tingling sensation) before disappearing. Then, it reappears over the ghost, doing the exact same thing. This time, however, a smokescreen erupts from him for several seconds. When it dissipates, standing where the ghost was is a carbon copy of Desmond. He stretches out his arms and looks up and down his new form.
Whoa! You made of wood, Slick? This feels really stuffy!
>>11116150
Yeah yeah, congrats, Slick.
>>11116165
Thanks and all.
>>11116229
Error.
>>11116150
Thanks for hosting Len!
Hot
>>11116165
Thanks for hosting.
>>11116174
>>11116177
>>11116181
>>11116193
>>11116216
>>11116228
>>11116233
>>11116285
>>11116292
Thanks for playing / watching.
back to lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQN1JHy5DI
>>11116287
>did this with a maid dress once
>their faces when
>>11116299
>blows up your lurking spot
>>11116233
>The professor tenses up. The speed at which this all happened and the event that just occurred give him a bit of pause.
...What was that just now? And are you stalking me? There's no way you'd be able to have a disguise this perfect if we had only crossed paths today.
>>11116225
Lucky third.
Thank you.
>>11116233
>Yomika smiles and offers a bow to the only person to actually congratulate her.
>>11116299
>pets
>>11116373
>puts you to bed
>>11116340
I'm you now, Slick. You like that ability? Now I can do everything that you can do! Guess that makes us equal.
>>11116345
Uhhh...yeah. You're welcome, Slick. I guess.
>>11116386
You're me now, you say? Don't make me laugh. All you did was copy my appearance. Your attitude, posture and way of speaking still need some work, however.
>>11116422
>"Desmond" dismisses his doppelganger with a weak hand wave forward.
Aw, those'll come in time. As long as people think I'm you, that's all that matters!
>>11116422
>Someone's playing Tina from Bobs burger
Nice.
>>11116382
>climbs back out and plays games
>>11116452
If you think that poor imitation is going to fool anyone with even half of a brain, you'll be in for quite a shock.
>>11116459
>Yeah, she's my favorite Professor Layton character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkBDZ2DCvc
>>11116489
I've done it more times than you can count, Slick! What's gonna stop me from doing it another?
>when people had high hopes for you but you ruined it
don't host i'm going to have a shower
>>11116521
Enough of this. Try your little tricks all you like, but they'll get you nowhere fast. I've had enough of speaking with you for now, so I'll be taking my leave here.
Anyone know of any good ps/ps2 hidden gems?
>>11116592
shadow of colossus
>>11116592
Steel Lancer Arena International
>>11116592
Crash Bandicoot
How can I keep busy during 12 hours shifts, no electronics.
>>11116609
Pal around with coworkers dude, damn
>
>>11116592
Spyro the Dragon
>>11116609
Buy a fidget spinner.
>>11116604
ʷᵒᵃʰ
>>11116592
Simpsons hit and run.
>>11116623
Nice
>>11116620
we do, its boring for all of us
>>11116636
OUTTA THE WAY JERKASS
>>11116592
Yakuza
>>11116636
>tfw had 3 years of gameplay on that
>>11116609
Work out, get pumped.
>>11116609
get a sudoku book
>>11116636
>those thighs
Muh
>>11116599
>>11116604
>>11116624
>>11116636
T-thanks anyways fellas.
>>11116601
Never heard of it but the game play looks pretty promising, thanks.
>>11116646
Ah yeah, Yakuza, forgot about that one.
>>11116590
Aw, leavin' so soon? That's no fun. Seeya sometime, Slick.
>>11116609
>Fill out job applications.
>>11116676
if you're serious, Bully
Not really secret but it's good
There was also this really good Spider-Man game I used to have but I forgot it's name
>>11116702
I remember watching a few videos on that, isn't it basically a pg 13 gta?
>the state of primetime
HG is dead.
>>11116609
A book.
Be very quiet
This anime girl is sleeping
>>11116592
Legend of Legaia
>>11116749
WE HAVE A HOST
RIGHT HERE
>>11116686
AND HE REFUSES TO GET OFF HIS ASS AND DO ANYTHING
>>11116740
Sort of
If you really want to see, watch some gameplay or play it yourself
Motivate me to host my new code
>>11116749
>[Laugh track]
>>11116676
True Crime streets of LA
Hitman
>>11116798
>[cue slick bassline]
I just want someone to watch District 9 with me
>Wanna host
>Busy getting drunk though.
Ehhh...
>>11116795
Just do it
>>11116795
Do it for the HD abs
>>11116795
Do it so guys like >>11116773 quit yappin'.
If only I were creative enough to write my own code
>>11116831
I miss seth
>get out of shower
>no game
thanks for listening guys
>>11116874
>fucks you
Go take another shower and clean yourself up while I host
>>11116874
Your welcome. Wanna host for us?
>Real talk, though, is there anyone getting ready to host/wanting to host? If not, I can.
>>11116927
lmao no
>>11116927
(Go ahead man, nobody's stopping you)
>>11116927
Counterquestion. Is this ghost female, and if so, is it for fug?
>>11116943
>>11116947
>Cool. Give me 5-10 minutes. I'll make a new thread.
>>11116961
>Canonically male, never for fug.
>>11116984
>fugs your ghost cock
>>11116807
Like... Anybody? Or...
>>11116984
(Is this Asgore, btw? Just making sure.)
>>11116997
lol no, get fucked nerd
>>11116997
Anyone
>>11117002
No, it's Booker.
>>11117002
Yes.
>>11117008
I like District 9...
>>11117005
Yeah that's what I figured.
imagine the song "mr sandman" but all of the "bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bung bungs" are replaced with "lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol"
>>11116992
>Don't even fucking joke, Wiggins found Doopliss porn and entered it before. Fucking rule 34.
>>11117002
>At your service.
>>11117002
No It's Shion
>>11116927
New thread man
>>11117026
Me2
>>11117027
We should replace it with BRAP
>>11116984
I've arrived just on time.
>>11117029
Hey. Hey you.
You know what's it called when you insult a swimming basin?
Pooldiss!
>>11117080
stfu
>>11117094
That escalated quickly.
1 minute, F5 catalog, etc.
>>11117082
I'm laughing, I swear.
>>11117080
>Not the first post from this IP
>>11117098
shut the FUCK, up
>>11117026
>Suz wants to watch District 9
Too fuckin bad. I'll just watch it without you.
>>11111111