HG THREAD
It's prime crime time and I gotta let it go.
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
FIRST WHATEVER
>>11110711
John Laurens
Ruby Gloom
Inkling
Gascoigne
Your Best Friend Your Worst Enemy Your Evangelion
Lord Beerus
>>11110711
You're too early, it's still 400 posts till the get!
>>11110711
Mixmaster
J'Tia Taylor
Elias Ainsworth
Aron
>>11110711
Zer0
Ava
>>11110745
Oh great, first Ocelot, now Eric.
>>11110711
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
Kirino
>>11110711
Mouse Princess
>>11110711
Yomika
>>11110711
You better not cut off before the get is here.
>>11110711
Lum!
>>11110711
Cobra
Lana's mother
>>11110711
Captain Luna
Reigen Arataka
>>11110711
Sly Marbo
Vic Viper
>>11110711
Nana
Are lolis considered fapbait? This question stems from an earlier remark
>>11110711
Disgust
>>11110851
For pedos, yes.
>>11110812
ANON NO.
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN THREAD.
>>11110851
Depends on what you want to fap to, different b8 for different fish.
Star Butterfly
LAte Go
>>11110711
This Amagari chick
>how slow this is
Gonna go make a sandwich.
No mayo.
Keep entering.
>>11110861
I'm sorry! Deleting post!
Stalker
>>11110711
Denddy
Arcane Green Lantern
You weebs wanna pay our friends a visit? ;^)
>>11110777
Obligatory kys Baron
Good night, hg
Kuroto Dan
>>11110875
>No mayo
Adachi confirmed for no taste
Heart tiddies
Cute Pony
Anakaris and Irene
Togame
>>11110899
Have a goodnight unless you're an oldfag.
Hypa Muteki Gayyma
Heatwave
>>11110910
>kissu
Arle Nadja
>>11110888
OK, good.
Now sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Fucking Pablo
Yahtzee
>>11110851
everything is fapbait
everything is cancer
everything is autism
be who you want to be
Gwendolyn
>>11110932
Courtney
>>11110711
Robo-Drilldigger
Your Grace, Hoshi of House Arakawa, First of His Name, King of the Hosts and the Oldfags, Lord of the Community, and Protector of the Games
Adachi just take entries until get comes
Effie
This is all to spam tributes for the get, right?
Guys, Seriously, we're getting closer and closer to that get...
>>11110711
The arbiter
Mantis
Steve Albini
Newfag Plushie
Can I say something HG
Spooky
Etna
>>11111020
Go ahead.
>>11111003
shut the fuck up esl holy god
>>11110861
Well said.
>>11110898
Here is an obligatory reply to your bait aimed towards the Lithuanian jackass, as is custom.
>>11110978
Was that an attempt at mockery, Hoshi Arakawa?
Literal Garbage
Nazrin
>>11110711
Mustard
>I can't find any pictures of this nigga
>why did I get triggered by Bolin
>>11111071
I love you guys
The Jade Ring of Oldfaggotry
>>11110711
Mega Venusaur
Sonata Dusk
We should all become lolis. Lolis are perfect.
If we became lolis, life would so easy.
I'm rick grimes and I want that get.. Cuz it'll win me some sick relevancy for like 2 minutes.
HG is an RP community.
If you can't write more than a one-liner, you need to leave.
Sliver Queen
Hot
Arigatou
Get.
IU ftw
Poniko
>>11111111
Let's see who got it
Good job, faggots.
>>11111111
>>11111111
I'm afraid to look.
PEDOS REEE
>>11111111
I tried and failed.
Who got it?
AAAAAAAAA
>>11111111
It's over.
You had one job, HG
I BELIEVED IN YOU!
Goodnight. That's enough autism for the day.
>tlhg btfod
geg
At least you tried.
Oh boy, where's the GET? mpphhh
>TLHG got it
Well, looks like we better start enforcing that pedophilia/incest policy, huh?
>>11111154
Well fuck.
It's a gif of Triple H. Clearly establishing his status as best wrestler.
>It's going to be another hour-long autism fit over underages and manchildren whining about gets.
Peace.
It was a get for triple h, not /tlhg/
>>11111211
>>11111214
let's see what loud house poster got i-
oh wait that's not a loud house post
lmao
Post the roll chart
>>11111211
Yeah, We did. It was a good try.
>Tips hat to you.
Good show.
Can someone explain to me what the fuss is all about?
>/tlhg/ thread gets the get
>BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRIPLE H SHOWING HIS DISGUST ABOUT PEDOPHILES
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FINISHING ENTRIES NO
>>11111256
Fuck off Baron
>>11111256
Fuck off Baron
>>1000000 >>1111111 >>1999999
>>2000000 >>2222222 >>2999999
>>3000000 >>3333333 >>3999999
>>4000000 >>4444444 >>4999999
>>5000000 >>5555555 >>5999999
>>6000000 >>6666666 >>6999999
>>7000000 >>7777777 >>7999999
>>8000000 >>8888888 >>8999999
>>9000000 >>9999999
>>10000000 >>11111111
>>11111261
C'mon, dach. No need for damage control.
We fucking lost.
Better luck on the >>22222222 get
>>11111245
That's like saying it was a get for silver queef, not HG
Take your losses like a man.
>tfw remember that time tlhg got a get in our thread and acted like they stole it from us
>we do it to them and they think theyve won
topkek
GET FUCKED, NIGGERS
>>11111313
Reported to the FBI for racism
>>11111306
I mean no point in being butthurt...
But then again I've never cared much for gets once they've been gotted.
>>11111313
Wow no need to be rude.
>>11111312
>feeling superior about falling for a falseflag
wew
>>11111256
>The girl offers a silent shrug, smiling all the while as she returns to her instrument. It seems she neither knows nor is particularly interested in knowing.
>>11111294
Watch the gif.
Triple H is disgusted and dismissive, in a /tlhg/ thread.
It only makes sense.
>>11111343
Spin that narrative :^)
>>11111342
Oh nice it's another one of Aussa's "ignore everybody" avas
>>11111313
>the get was triple H showing disgust to tlhg threads
lmao
get fucked nigger
I still don't get what's so appealing about TLH
/TLHG/ = The most kino general ever
>>11111313
I have never cared for these, go back already, whoever you are.
>>11111343
Well, if it makes you happy, I guess.
>check /tlhg/ for the 10 mil
>they bitch and moan because "he wasn't trying" "it was just an entry" "he didn't say get"
>they feel smug now
lmaoing at their lives
Guys, just say this.
>Tfw had tlhg thread open to gloat after I got the get
>Had HG open in another tab to get the get
>Post in the wrong thread
>Get the get with my filler
>B8 the entire board into sperging out about pedos getting numbers
>Tfw it ended better than expected
>>11111352
Underage boypussy, I'm guessing.
>>11111354
Then what are you doing here?
>>11111350
Better than his "reply to every fucking post in the thread" avas, but only slightly.
>>11111378
>Replies to every ava in thread with a greentext saying they're ignoring them and playing their instrument
>>11111368
But Lincoln Loud has the most punchable face known to man.
>nu-HG
I want to FUCK Lynn Loud
>>11111397
I like the other version where he's wearing a Lazy Town shirt.
>>11111397
>shake it up
thought the actors were over 18
>this all happened because adashit was the one who made the thread
Like pottery.
>>11111397
>nu-HG
That should be nu-/b/
>>11111417
Bella Thorne was 12 when the first episode aired.
Zendaya was 13.
>>11111370
I came here to take part in the games, now run along back to whatever it is you do in that place. It just astounds me that people honestly care this much over one lucky moment, when a single life is compounded full of these.
>>11111342
Could you play us a song? I would greatly appriciate it.
>>11111455
wat.
>>11111006
I shall slay you all!
Should I even host since you guys failed to get the get?
>>11111513
Host in tlhg.
>>11111513
Fuck no. we don't deserve it.
>>11111513
It's not like we were going to pay attention anyway. Do whatever.
>>11111513
It took the pedos 1111111 posts to get even, let them have their fun. Just host.
>>11111513
Yes
>>11111513
If you don't, and if this queue doesn't go though, I may very well host.
Reaping.
>>11111460
>Yomika comes to a stop slowly, cracking her only visible eye open to look over at the woman, nodding before tilting her head and pointing the bow of her erhu at the person in a silent question. Here's to hoping the quieter of the two actually knows the song.
>>11111248
Alucard. If that really is you and not just a delusion on my part, I have a favour to ask you.
Some shit happens in this slide.
>>11111560
This dungeon is going to be a breeze.
>>11111607
lmao baron so thirsty for rp he rps with shitposts
I'm actually surprised that he isn't hosting in thlg. Nice show of self control Adachi.
>>11111368
You guessed it. Also the copious, copious amount of delicious incest
>>11111611
A typical start.
>>11111592
Play whatever song makes you happy. Lord knows this place could use such a song.
>>11111611
Ohhh? Is it a candy rock? I don't think I want to bite into it and find out.
>>11111655
It's okay. I'll go post the slides for him.
>>11111607
Nah, just a filler. Sorry.
>11111656
>delicious incest
>>11111611
Stop coughing and fight!
...
Stop coughing and get up!
...
Hello?
>>11111655
I have excellent self control.
I want to lick Sakura Kyoko's armpits
>>11111702
And I'll take 'that', thank you!
>>11111691
I'll help you out.
>>11111656
>>11111691
>>11111685
Why I am not surprised? Continue training in the games then. We both know deep down he could use it.
>>11111702
Honestly I will take the latter. Finding food here is a more difficult task.
>>11111756
Fuck off Baron
>>11111752
nice rp
rp or else..........................................
>11111790
hahhahaha jokes on you im not gonna arrr peee or giv you a (You)
>>11111790
>rps as a corpse being eaten
>>11111790
BLARG * fucking dies*
>>11111832
Alright I laughed at this.gj anon
>>11111790
>Died in the bloodbath.
>Continues being a corpse
Hey Cirno, thanks for finally convincing me to go out and see Baby Driver.
Worth the fucking wait.
Also, who got >>11111111
>>11111872
Fuck off.
>>11111863
God, I hope this is a girl.
She's super cute.
>>11111872
Triple H disgusted by pedophiles got the get.
>>11111664
Hm.
>She seems to contemplate it for a moment, closing her eye once again.
>Eventually, however, she resumes a more readied position, taking a few slow motions to settle in to the song in her head, before beginning to play.
>As to where the rest of the instruments come to play, there's no telling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSGVSJGahU4
>>11111790
>Unfortunately, Yomika has been wolf food since the beginning.
>>11111872
>Cirno
People recommended Cirno to see Baby Driver, not the other way around
Hey Cirno, thanks for finally convincing me to put a bullet to my head.
Worth the fucking wait.
Also, who got >>420
>>11111884
>kissu
>>11111885
Groovy.
>>11111899
Yeah, and then Cirno said it was Hot Fuzz-tier, right? That's what made me cave in.
Hey Cirno, thanks for finally convincing me to create a meme.
Worth the fucking wait.
Also, who got >>666
>>11111903
DUDE
>>11111940
WEED
The things people turn into a pasta...
>>11111953
LMAO
Man, I was wondering why HG was so good recently.
Then Lenny came back and I realized what was missing.
>>11111885
That's definitely a killer rabbit if I've ever seen one.
Why don't you take care of it while I stay here where it's safe?
Hey Cirno, thanks for finally convincing me to create a meme.
Worth the fucking wait.>Also, who got >>11112000
>>11111903
>>11111931
Just use desuarchive you lazy fucks.
>>11111976
The joke.
.
.
.
.
Your head
>>11111976
>the joke
>your head
Hey Cirno, thanks for finally convincing me to ____
Worth the fucking weigth.
>Also who got >>11111988
>>11111962
s-stop posting pictures of me. I-it's embarrassing to be associated with you.
>>11111983
>17:31:17
>>11111984
>17:31:16
>>11111989
FUCK
>>11111997
FUCKING TIME TRAVELLING WIZARDS.
>>11111960
Came back? I haven't missed a day.
>>11112025
He was probably talking about Cirno
>>11111996
We must feed. You could give us your morsel, but there are other options.
Kaoru Tanamachi is cute.
Would marry.
>>11112039
Oh hello fucking time traveling wizard, you are cute.
Now stop messing with time.
>>11112025
>He comes here every single day
>>11112066
You haven't seen the iceberg?
>>11111592
>Pulls your skirt down
>>11112088
I haven't seen it since it tipped.
Stop blowing me the fuck out and reply to the slides.
>>11112053
Hmmm....
After careful consideration I've decided to keep janking with time. Sorry!
>Betty throws her arms up into the air and starts flying around in circles, laughing maniacally, before zipping off in whatever direction.
Ahahahahahahaha!!
>>11112099
you killed pablo so fuck off.
>>11112092
>>11112099
>Is currently coughing up blood (somehow) while dying in agony.
>>11112117
Nice rp.
>>11112099
h-hi
I'm tired of being blown the fuck out.
Every time I see "ADASHIT BTFO" I just want to cry.
Is it too much to ask for people to arrpee to the slides?
>a lone tear falls
>>11112129
Where is Fyxe?
>>11112162
>Saturday night, you had plans to stay home and play some games, chat online, maybe watch some movies. Unfortunately, your friends had other plans. Busting down your door, they dragged you out of your house and into a cab. Before you could really get an understanding of what was happening, you had already arrived at the club. Pulling you from the cab, your friends laugh and shout, pushing you through the door. It wasn’t until you saw the beautiful servers, barely dressed in flashy outfits, that you realized what kind of club this was.
>The ladies poured you a drink, smiling and laughing as they flirted with your friends. Just as you began to wonder if you were just here as a third wheel, a new beauty opened the door. Beautiful long legs, ample ass and breasts, cute face, and a plate full of food. Any normal waitress would have set the order down and left. Naturally, it came as quite a shock as she sat her plump ass down in your lap, placing the dish in the center of the table. She barely moved from that spot all night, only turning to you and smiling at you as she wiggled herself deeper and deeper into your lap.
>The night wore on, the two of you couldn’t help but explore each other’s bodies. You knew the bill would be huge. Fuck it. One of your friends locked the private booth, flashing a wad of cash and tossing it down on the table. Amazing what money and a little booze will do. The girls barely even hesitated before getting to work on each other’s outfits. Clothes fell to the floor, a dress here, a bra there, it didn’t take long before the girls were standing there naked from head to toe. Your friends were quick to kick off their pants, each grabbing a hold of their lady of the evening. It’s your turn now, a little cash goes a long way, why not spend a little and see where she takes you tonight?
>>11112117
What a whore. You're not even wearing anything underneath. What would your parents say to you now?
>>11112156
>bitchslaps you
stop crying bish
crying is for pussies
I-I-I-I see...
You guys just hate me because of my shitposting past and the use of codes from other people...
>>11112188
wut ta fuk??
yu fookin prep
>>11112177
WHERE IS NEP
>>11112210
u arnt hung liek a stallone, so git da fuk out preppy loser virgin lmaoi
>>11112177
yiffin in hfil
Some RP would be nice.
>>11112206
>past
>>11112251
>With a wide smile across the shapeshifter's face she lifted her bust from the bottom, letting the milk filled balloons bounce about, soon enlarging to the point her shirt strained to contain them, soon bursting at the seams and ripping the shirt from the middle, exposing the corners of the already morphed nipples, large red lips on either breast smiled back at the horny anon as his request was met, the right "tit" exposed from the shirt, the left still slightly covered, the left one speaking back at him.
This what you wanted?
>>11112251
But I'm not in the game bro
>>11112251
all my niggers are dead
>>11112274
get some more then
>>11112181
>It's precisely this sort of wordiness that Yomika always strived to avoid, as she has zero fucking clue what any of that was about.
>>11112184
Wouldn't know. Don't remember. Suggest you...walk away. Now.
>>11112282
Didn't feel like entering more than two after the failed get desu.
I don't wanna fight no more, I don't know what we're fighting for
When we treat each other baby, like an act of war
I could tell a million lies and it would come as no surprise
When the truth is like a stranger, hits you right between the eyes
>>11111993
Darling! I'm your wife! You shouldn't be embarrassed to associate with me.
>>11112251
An umbrella would be nice.
>>11112289
damn thats an epic event
really highlights the golden age of rp
You could have a change of heart, if you would only change your mind
>>11112285
I suggest that you put on some underwear before I smite you where you stand.
The winner.
Lum.
Make sure to pat her on the bum.
Placements
>>11112337
Congratulations.
>>11112346
Thank you.
>>11112337
Congrats, Lum the Slum Bum
And thank you for hosting, cabbage patch detective.
>>11112337
Congratulations. Lady Lum, and thank you for the round.
>>11112337
>>11112346
Thanks a bunch for the game!
Is it better to pretend to be a nice person or to have never even tried being one
>>11112333
>Her hair lengthens and grabs her skirt, pulling it back up.
You shouldn't do things like that to others.
Never wore them. Never will.
It's not your right to impose.
>>11112337
>Yomika bows deeply to the host.
>>11112409
You're not going to get an absolution. Fuck off.
>>11112409
Just be a nice person, shark-tooth.
>>11112483
JUMP HIGHER YOU PIECE OF POO
>>11112498
But I'm tired, Anon.
>pops off page
ME HOY MINOY
>>11112409
I don't really try on purpose to be nice. I just act like I normally do 95% of the time and if people think the normal me is a cunt then that's on them. I'm not going to pretend I'm a good goy to someone.
>>11112346
Thanks for the thrill ride Adachi and congrats on the win Lum.
>>11112510
FRICKING DO IT YOU DUMB PIECE OF DOODIE
>>11112525
>jumps
>>11112409
To quote Yoda: "do or do not, there is no try"
>>11112549
>I'm not sorry.
>>11112540
THAT WASN'T A REAL JUMP YOU DUMB FRICKING PIECE OF POOP, GOSH DARN IT, YOU FRICKING SUCK YOU SON OF A BISCUIT
>>11112409
Be nice to those that benefit you, treat everybody else like garbage unless they have ties.
>>11112558
>Jumps higher
>>11112562
Spoken like a true jew.
goodmorning
>>11112568
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
>angrily throws a stuffed bear at you
>starts bombarding you with pillows
>>11112557
2/10.
>>11112591
>beats you with a pillow
>>11112594
Come on, that's at least worth a 6.
>>11112610
>parries the pillow
>ripostes you with a foam sword
nothin pewrsonelle, gril....
>>11112630
I'll settle at no more than 4.
>>11112632
>pretends to die
>>11112455
You fuck off defensive ass nigga. It's a challenge of viewpoints and has nothing to do with anybody personally.
Fag.
>>11112483
That's not the question.
And no.
>>11112516
Interesting input. Be real, nothing fake?
>>11112562
Hey Yosuke.
>>11112651
>sheathes foam sword
>dabs and throws a smoke bomb on the floor
>>11112651
>Sticks my dick in your while you're on the floor.
>>11112654
Yes
>>11112647
5 or I'm bringing out the big guns. That is to say the bad puns.
>>11112669
Bye.
>>11112675
Anon no.
>>11112415
So scary! What are you going to do? Go against your source material?
>Summons the sword of Gabriel
>>11112409
MI HOY MEHYOLI ANOHYE AYAHAYHAYAAAA
>>11112690
>Thrusts into you with all my might.
>>11112514
Whoa! Heya, Slick! Finally, someone that doesn't look pug-ugly three dimensional.
>>11112654
Hey Suzie Q.
>>11112677
Oh god please no. Take your 5.
>>11112676
No. You can't make me.
>>11112707
What's going on Adubschi?
>>11112654
I mean I'm not going to be a cunt for the sake of it and neither being a nice guy. Apart from those very few occasions I'll be nice (Think of funerals/memorial services etc) I'll just act how I normally would in that situation.
Makes fuckall sense but I hopeyou get the idea.
>>11112549
So.... Worse....? Better.....?
>>11112708
I'm glad we could reach an understanding. You seem like a sensible gentleman.
>>11112701
>It was a hologram
>>11112719
>Makes you
>kissu
>unsheathes foam sword
>backstabs and teabags the anon below
>>11112719
Nothing much, just had to deal with watching these cucks not get the get.
Pretty pathetic.
>>11112745
>>11112708
>actually got a five
Are you a wizard? Adachi would pay a lot for your help.
>>11112706
MI HOYA YOY ANOY AYOHHA
>>11112743
Yes.
>>11112745
Compared to the alternative? It was an easy decision.
>>11112763
In the face of a stream of awful dad-level puns it was worth it.
>>11112706
That's not smolgore
>>11112776
>▶
>>11112760
>>11112754
>>11112743
>>11112708
>>11112706
>flings shit at
>>11112693
Don't know what you're on about. I am a relaxed person.
>Her hair raises, not dyed but rather stained a bloody red at the edges, coming to points. The close distance between them would make swinging or stabbing a sword difficult. But hair, prehensile and flexible is another story.
But I don't like being told what to do.
shhhhh
let the awoo do a sleep this time
>>11112776
What was that, Slick? Speak up! Hard to understand you when you've got a mouth full of cotton or somethin'.
>>11112795
You're right, Slick, it ain't whoever "smolgore" is. What kinda dumb name is that, anyways?
>>11112810
>>11112820
>flings shit at
>>11112812
>slams my giant nigarilla fists down on your sleeping body
>mangles the broken lil' abomination afterwards
Why is thinking of a character to play as so fucking difficult for me? Am I just bored with hg?
>>11112841
Yes
>>11112855
>fugs
>Flings shit at every poster until they all leave and the thread dies completely
>>11112863
>Cooms
>>11112863
do not fug the kitter
>>11112855
Well fuck. Guess its time for me to try and leave then
I AM HAVING AN ORGANISM
>>11112940
Let's play fighting games.
>>11112946
When's the baby due?
>>11112946
Congratulations!
Do you have names picked out?
>>11112954
But I dont enjoy fighting games
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO I NEED SONG RECS REEEEEEEE
>>11112986
Why is HG filled with shitty casual gamers?
>>11112946
Thanks for sharin', Slick, but...I don't care!
>>11112999
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU4PQUD9Qeo
>>11112964
i dunno lol
when i find a willing partner, i guess
>>11112974
yes
if male = ashley
if female = accident
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHO6WNw1Ts
>>11113015
>cringey filename
>oney
kys
>>11112999
https://youtu.be/K5Fhd7dWeCs
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwwIDCeqoU
rate my shit taste in music senpaitachi.
>>11113037
it's bretty gud ngl
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HbWyp52R5U
>listening to sound of rain falling, comfy in my bed, drinking hot coco and impregnating my bodypillow while thinking of Suz
Comfy desu
>>11113002
Im sorry parsley but the reward is just not worth the effort required.
>>11113061
Reading your post was one of those
Yes, yes, yes, yes, NO!
moments.
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1puc4EMP9o
>>11113061
>impregnating my bodypillow
Didn't know bodypillows have uteruses and ovaries
Okay so I survived longer than I thought I would and I'm on round 120
I need two weapons from black ops II zombies go
To answer the much earlier question: Yes. This is a girl.
Well this isn't something you see everyday
>>11113126
>flips skirt to check
>>11112999
https://youtu.be/Q9cSn0wkltg
>>11113126
cute
>>11112999
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kiKPYz16l7A
>>11113016
What is China like this time of year?
>>11113132
Boey's gonna show you his Space Oddity.
>>11113149
>pulls out a big WHITE cock
>not shitskin, WHITE
>triggers you
>>11113126
The hair is
>>11113143
Very
>>11113141
>Anon get's nothing because she stops this.
(I also know nothing of her character. Do not make me want to ava her. I already have another ava I need to get images for.)
>>11113166
You pushed an armored Knight over water
OVER
WATER
Surrender.
>>11113170
>Pulls out sawed down M37 shotgun
>Not full size, CUSTOM
>triggers you back
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFbuIkZ6UCY&index=14&list=PL39626A88C6C3069B
Im tired. Maybe i will find the reason to enjoy hg or my avas tomorrow
>>11113217
Oh what the fuck that one actually has the stock on it still
>>11113217
Touche.
>sprays you with cum and disappears
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU
>>11113231
I went outside today.
Way better than HG
>>11113240
Hello Ahri
>>11113177
Hair is the best part about her, I agree.
look at the fluffy yip yip
it so smol and cyoot
>>11113259
>(H-hi)
>>11113264
stfu
>>11113272
HangInThere.jpg
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wLoirmq8MU
>>11113236
>Wipes the little droplets off with her sleeve
>>11113276
no u
>>11113264
>yiffs the doge
Is desuarchive just completely fucked now? It refuses to search
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-JvkQiTz-8
>>11113291
>cums back and unloads entire ballsack, plastering you to the wall
You asked for it, smartass.
>drops 5$ on the ground and leaves
>>11113234
You triggered yourself
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1YMjLwExE
>>11113319
Keep repeating the search untill it works. It takes a few tries.
>>11113297
Don't make me jerk off to a furry, faggot
>>11112999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7NhD8_z7vU
>>11113352
but it isn't furry
it is a smol yip yip, not meant for yiff yiff
>>11113350
That used to work but I've been trying for a solid five minutes and nothing is happening
>>11113177
>sucks your dick
>>11112999
>Oh, actual song rec: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENX86F7s234
>>11113272
>pets
>>11113374
Hello Asgore
>>11113391
Hello.dumbass
>>11113361
Do I have to post Eminem for you? I'll fuck anything that walks.
>Ramsay
>>11113389
>Happily accepts pets
>>11113264
Nice foxe
>>11113337
>She collapses to the ground, clutching the sticky bill in her hands with the obscene amount of cunt paste squeezing squishing between her fingers she looks up and beams at that nigga blinded and stinging with tears of cum in her eyes
You dropped your inheritance you fucking faggot
>>11113403
Have you become a discordfag?
What does the fox say?
>>11113412
ZOZZLE
>>11113391
Bruh, I've played Doopliss since basically when I started HG.
>>11113420
LANDMASTER
>>11113420
DONT FUCK THE FOX FUCKER
>>11113420
What's wrong, don't you trust me?
(Was I not supposed to answer that? Was it a rhetorical question?)
>>11113416
>(Why do you ask?)
>>11113347
Damn.
Up until now only pedophiles/the japanese had managed to do that.
>>11113403
>>11113412
>the man returns, licks his own cum right off of your entire face, and rolls his cum drenched tounge around your right eyeball
You can keep it, sweetheart. I think you will need it more than I do at the moment.
>>11113466
You're never here
Ily Sunset
>>11113505
Thirst harder Ramsalt
>>11113420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUfyUgaPHqc
>>11113420
AWOOOOoooooOOOO
>Jerry Lynn walks into the thread, mic in hand.
So...deader than a motherfucker, are we not?
>>11113505
>(I do apologize. This week has not been kind to me. Work has taken up a lot of my time, and I've been pretty beat at the end of the day.)
>>11113473
>(Cute!)
>>11113516
You deserve a flamethrower firing squad.
>>11113504
Five dollars doesn't cure AIDS or the will to live.
LUCKILY though...
>>11113544
>Apologizing for doing things more important/productive than HG
BOI
Don't apologize for apologizing btw
>>11113544
>kissu
>>11113540
Whatever you wanna call it, Slick. I call it as I see it: b-o-r-i-n-g. Boring!
>>11113545
But you said you loved me
You betray
Yuno please host I will give succ as thx
>>11113544
How about some of this?
>>11113559
>
>>11113558
>Ahri opens her mouth, then slowly closes it, simply nodding.
>>11113576
I've never said that (1) one time.