FIX YOUR POSTURE
FIX YOUR POSTURE
b-but it's not comfortable
doing the 'correct' pose makes my shoulders feel like water is filling them
>>10967586
>tfw trying to fix my posture, but it makes my back hurt like fuck
I-is that normal
>>10967586
>Be an L, not a C.
It's hard, though.
>>10967586
But what if I need to look down?
>>10967586
I'm getting a therapeutic chair tomorrow, through some connections, for less than a third of the price. Can't wait to join the posture race.
Post that gif.
>>10967588
Do it anyway you can still unfuck your back
>>10967591
tilt your head not your entire body
>>10967593
comfort>>>>looks
>>10967586
or what: you'll take away mai chicken tendies, mom?
>>10967598
why is the coffee so far from the front of the desk?
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967586
>>10967586
Nonono, I do what I want with my body.
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
Reminder to do your exercises /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
>>10967600
>coffee
this is my towel paper
>>10967600
so you dont accidentally knock it off
>>10967598
>>10967589
Yeah. You've weakened the fuck out of your back by doing noithing but sitting for the last 20~ year. It'll take some time for it to strengthen back up in the proper areas. Until then it's gonna hurt.
>>10967595
But then I won't be in the correct posture
>work requires me to sit at a computer desk all day
>can't get proper posture going at all especially because our chairs are garbage
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
>>10967615
post them. i lost them years ago
>>10967617
google posture guy meme
>>10967614
>our chairs are garbage
Tell a lawyer. Based on whether or not the chairs have actually caused a problem for your back it could be illegal for your employer to not supply better ones.
>>10967586
You should play video games instead of eating.
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
I'm sitting in an obtuse angle.
Is that okay?
>>10967586
crudely drawn representation + chair outline of me right now
>>10967623
Are you a spider?
>>10967619
I'm too scared to, hell corporate won't even supply our office with coffee anymore.
>>10967586
>Not browsing /v/ on your phone lying on the couch, catching up on Corrie, Eastenders and Emmerdale
Pleb
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
>>10967624
No, those are my legs
>>10967623
this is comfort
>>10967586
Yeah that's great if you want to completely crush your bollocks
>>10967628
Your spider legs
What if I sit on top of the backrest with my feet on the seat? If less than 90 degrees is bad and 90 degrees is good then an 180 degree posture is bestest.
>>10967631
normal human legs
>>10967626
>watching ancient soap operas made for depressed middle-aged women
>>10967623
Nigga what
>>10967631
>what is perspective
>>10967597
>>10967623
spiderbros where we at
>>10967596
Golem get ye gone
>>10967586
the 'Correct' one is fucking awful. You are putting a lot of wight on your lower column.
>>10967637
but
>>10967636
here faggots
legs are blue, arms are green, torso is red, head is pruple
>>10967643
Now what's the yellow one to the right?
>>10967635
I get no respect
>>10967644
that's called a table leg anon
>>10967644
table
>>10967586
Why?
>>10967586
reminder to stay hydrated
>>10967643
Me most of the time except legs on the other side
>>10967650
Finally someone truly understands me
>>10967650
same
>>10967586
Even sitting in the correct posture will mess you up if you're sitting for 8 hours a day. The only way to actually maintain a good posture is to get up and walk around a lot. Our blood flow isn't as good when we're not moving no matter if it's standing still, sitting, lying, etc. We're meant to move.
I sit like this
>>10967586
>not sitting at a 135° angle
>>386867864
Sauce?
post your comfy slouches
>>10967648
So that you don't look like a virgin when you walk
>>10967641
that ass of yours is built for sitting on
>>10967637
Retard
>>10967637
>click thumbnail
>drag the photo up just a bit to let the bottom overlap the top line
>the top line is longer
I'm sure you'll get a lot of people with this one. good job.
>>10967660
I don't see anything wrong with it
>>10967623
Why do you put your shoes on the table and with the bottom down? I mean if it was only heels and at the back it would be clean.
>>10967659
it actually isnt, retard.
the human body is made to walk and lie down.
>>10967623
>>10967639
The comfiest.
>>10967659
You're not actually made to ever sit down.
>>10967663
It's more like this. Not like I can put a lot of detail in a stickman
>>10967660
not sure if trolling but that's not an isometric drawing pal
>>10967638
>>10967586
Thanks
>>10967667
Doesn't look compfy if you have to constantly monitor your feet so they don't touch the table.
>>10967664
>>10967666
sitting with poor posture causing back pain because your weight goes into your spine instead of your posterior, really pretty simple
>>10967623
Fuck yeah my bro
>>10967586
both are incorrect, if you're sitting on a chair you're doing damaged
observe the behaviors of children who do not use chairs yet, watch how they sit, that is how the human body is meant to sit, that is correct posture
>/pol/ makes a thread
>everyone cries about wanting to talk about video games
>/fit/ makes a thread
>nothing
But why
>>10967586
Wait so that curvature is normal? I always thought my posture was wrong because of it, my "barrel chest" doesn't help too, makes me envy of everyone with "normal' chest
>>10967663
>shoes indoors
Ask me how I know you're American
>>10967654
when will you guys stop with this fucking bullshiti cant deal with furry thighs
>>10967675
>self hatred, belongs in quarantine
>self improvement, helpful to everyone
gee i wonder
>>10967588
>>10967587
>>10967589
>>10967590
>>10967598
Because you have permanently damaged your body for the sake of over indulging in fantasy and entertainment.
>>10967643
learn to draw, shitlord
>>10967671
Not really, they wouldn't naturally articulate to the point where my the bottom of the shoe touches the table. And they're leaning against a wall to the right
How do the chads sit?
>>10967672
Na mate, your ass is for running not for sitting on it.
>>10967637
???
What do you call this one?
>get minor hand and elbow pain from time to time
>no big deal
>try out an MMO
>within a week have constant aches and pains
>one week and can no longer play vidya
>awful public healthcare system making me wait three weeks to see a doctor
just
i usually sit on my lower back or on my side
>>10967681
That's way too much effort to me already. But yeah pretty much your drawing except my right hand is going under my right leg
>>10967586
W H Y I S T H I S O N / V / ?
>>10967683
leaned back in the gaming chair brah
>>10967586
>Correct position
>It's not comfortable in the slightest
Not my fault our body's haven't evolved to adapt to modern day society.
The future is now, old man.
>>10967586
>>10967677
I imply that he's American, I'm Eastern European.
>>10967586
>fix posture
>15 min later
>notice I'm back at the regular posture
>>10967684
your ass is made for pounding
>>10967643
This still makes no fucking sense
It looks like you have an arm sprouting from your asshole
>>10967691
/comfiestpositionsforvydiageneral/
>>10967696
this
how do i make it permanent
>>10967676
Got the last one, I really need to start lifting to get pecs to hide that
>>10967598
Are you a troll?
>>10967696
>>10967700
correct it every time you notice until its automatic habit
also go check if you don't have a spine disorder, these fuck your posture and can't be fixed by yourself
>>10967609
Both look correct to me
>>10967704
why is fit so gay
But how does Chad sit?
>>10967688
Had the same shit dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkQs9ytO20M&index=24&list=
I never believed in massage but this one really helped. Also buy a chair that has arm thingies at the same height as your keyboard/mouse so you have your arm at 90 degrees. Also soften the arm thingies with something, I wrapped a bunch of shirts around mine.
Also just rest that hand for like 3 days and it will be all good.
Stay safe mate, don't need to go no doctor for this one.
>>10967705I do have a spine disorder
just trying to not look like a neanderthal
>>10967654
Nice leg
>>10967709
Like this
>>10967586
its too late for me
They should sell a fully body cast/brace that forces me to have good posture. What the fuck science its literally 2017. I don't want to manually have to have good posture.
>>10967698
>>10967598
This is literally me,
Dem big dick feels
Too late for me OP. I had scoliosis. One 67 degree curve and one 32 degree curve. Combined with a kyphosis. I have 2 cobalt chrome rods drilled into my spine comprosing 75% of the length. Every day sucks and I want to kill myself. On the other hand, I have the best posture in the world now.
>>10967654
my lower spine and/or hip dislocates or something when I sit like that, shit is sore for few months at worst.
>>10967687
standing
>>10967710
thanks for the advice, anon. i'm planning to buy a new chair because the armrests on mine aren't adjustable so i can't put anything on them. they're almost rock solid and i expect that explains the elbow pain. on the 15th i get paid so hopefully i can get a nice used office chair.
i hope we both get better!
Typing and using the mouse gives me nasty ganglions every few months, is this fixable?
>>10967687
What about this one?
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967708
fuck off doc
>>10967586
quit sitting like a noob
>>10967610
couldn't he just have simply driven around?
>>10967720
HERE
>not sitting properly with your abs engaged and your shoulder pointed up at the sky
>slouching over your unflexed gut
Don't do this.
Isn't it better to recline your spine?
>>10967718
I had kyphosis but fixed with posture but I apparently got scoliosis in 5 months because of the shitty desk I had until one week ago, I need to do something about this toosorry about you anon, hope you manage to get through living with that kind of crap
>>10967722
Surgery or drainage fixes those, maybe. I've been too lazy to show it to doc, it hurts for a week and calms down again. Had it 15+ years.
>>10967596
what is this golem meme?
>>10967708
We need a virgin sit and a chad slouch right now
>>10967734
REALIZE
>>10967735
remember to have good posture =]
>>10967586
For anyone with shit posture. Take a towel and roll it up. Then put it in the small of your back. It will force you to sit correctly. Then when you are used to it take it out so you can strengthen the muscles.
>>10967701
I really don't see the problem with it, looks better than barrel chest.
>>10967723
"fuck gravity"
>>10967739
Thanks Gladys I'll try that out next time I'm doing a 48 hour Diablo II run
>>10967730
how tf do you flex your abs for hours without wanting to puke
>>10967740
This one fucks with me
>>10967739
you mean here?
>>10967586
"Good" posture while sitting is actually places more stress on your back and is bad for it. Sitting hunched is also bad though.
If you want to save your back, you should be leaning back. I think that's the position where many people naturally gravitate to in the first place anyway, for a good reason.
>>10967740
That's pretty amazing
>>10967746
>>10967727
this
>>10967750
>5 minutes
I don't know if I did a good enough job representing it here, but I sit kind of on my side with my legs curled up a little. I have wide hips and long legs so some positions are a lot more comfortable/sustainable than the standard two-feet-on-the-ground stance. I also have a bin under my desk to rest my feet on when I'm curled up and leanin back. No back or ass problems but I did play volleyball for years without fucking it up so I'm probably just invincible rather than this being ergonomic. When I'm 30 I bet it'll start hurting, but for now this saves my wrists 100% of the time, and I'm really afraid of carpal tunnel so my wrists come first.
>>10967678
:3
>>10967718
>I have 2 cobalt chrome rods drilled into my spine
If someone post a picture of what a scoliosis surgery looks everyone ITT will try to fix their posture immediately.
>>10967751
To be fair that bottom piece probably moves up for lumbar support
>>10967750
These never worked for me
>>10967750
>>10967676
t. Severe Pectus Excavatum
shit sux
>>10967749
>>10967740
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967752
>lacking proper attention span
>>10967760
why not, theres nothing overlapping here, seems like every wood box ever
>>10967761
>>10967760
Explain this bullshit
>>10967766
But who was legs
>>10967767
that's a squid(?)
For 20 years I've been doing the L squat at the computer. I don't think I'll be able to unlearn it. It's just the position most natural to me.
>>10967656
use GIS you FUCK
http://degeneratepai.tumblr.com/post/152524355614/getting-back-into-drawing-this-thing-finally
>>10967771
Autism
For real though this one always fucked with me
>>10967756
>>10967750
hoooly shit, just saw it. nice
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967773
Well, duh.
Many people on the spectrum are flexible to the point where unnatural positions are comfortable to them.
>>10967766
>>10967707
you try getting hot and sweaty and oily and testosterone fueled and not turn a wee bit gay f a m
>>10967781
what an extremely specific set of conditions
>>10967761
>>10967760
fucking retards
>>10967587
Is spinal dystrophy comfortable, anon?
>>10967784
That's simulated three-dimensional space.
This would never work in as an actual 3D object.
I'm soon going to posture myself to suck my own dick. Haven't cum for whole week, it's gonna be a lot.
>>10967784
take a closer look you mong. no way it could exist in REAL LIFE. >>>/3/ with your bs
>>10967786
fuck you
>>10967783
It's the kid in the background messing it all up
>>10967784
You might be mentally disabled
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967586
Thanks for the reminder, OP.
>>10967788
I dont understand what your circles are pointing out unless you're just memeing on people
>>386872856
why is he shoving a giant log of shit back on his asshole
>>10967793
you really think someone would spread lies on the internet
>>10967586
>try sitting up straight
>upper back between shoulder blades is sore
>just a few months ago had lower back pain but it randomly disappeared one day
Am I fucked? Or can I recover? Growing old sucks...
>>10967758
this one would actually work though
>>10967586
Wear a steel bone corset my bros. My posture being corrected means my belly didn't look fat for once.
>>10967680
>implying
Good posture gets comfortable once you get used to it.
Table chairs are unironically the best chair.
>>10967794
conservation of mass
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
postem
>>10967797
Hey wait a sec right is bigger
>>10967802
I did it last year, I got something around 12-15
>>10967802
>to autistic to click links on 4chan
halp
>>10967586
Why would I want to position my face farther away from my screen?
>>10967799
Is it cute and lacy?
>got scoliosis from bad posture
I wish I knew the consequences, now I have an untreatable deformity
>>10967800
Ok this one is fucking with my head, how is it doing that
>>10967805
I'll just pencil in a 50/50 for you
>>10967803
It's just an illusion
Like this 8-legged elephant
>>10967807
Lots of steel lace make it very cute.
>>10967681
kek
>>10967586
Don't worry I have the solution:
>>10967811
I count 11?
>>10967623
You're going to regret that years from now. Trust me.
t. aging spiderbro
>>10967819
thats fucking weak
>>10967819
>gif
>>10967814
Well that's because you moved it into the background, things get smaller the farther away they are. It's the same size when it's in the foreground
>>10967811
I only see four legs
>>10967819
wtf how does that work?
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967819
>Screamer not even 2 seconds in
It's shit, didn't even flinch. Best way to do it is to give the person time to focus so it actually shocks.
>>10967822
Not how it works tho.
>>10967822
KEK
>>10967819
kill me, Pete
>>10967825
is this loss
>>10967824
magic
>>10967802
I got a 16. I am too autistic to know if that is good or bad.
>>10967819
>Screamer happens too fast
>No actual audio factor so it's not even scary
>>10967825
lel
>>10967812
Post pics
>>10967802
There is also an empathy test and I scored real low on that one
>>10967825
>>10967780
>>10967774
>>10967761
>>10967750
Bullshit optical illusions, nothing is actually happening there and the text lies to you.
>>10967838
>american education
>>10967802
21, not bad
>>10967822
>not sucking your own dick while playing vidya
>>10967838
How so?
>>10967802
12
Holy fuck that's surprising
>>10967838
The text is the real optical illusion
>>10967827
>>10967819
guys am i cool yet xd
>>10967596
Golem get ye gone
>>10967802
>tfw im too autistic to relate with normies and too normie to hang with autists
there is no end to this suffering
>>10967811
But how many hoops did the dog jump through
>>10967825
#FE0000
#FF6D41
Stop wasting my fucking time.
>>10967846
Still think it needs to stay there a little longer
>>10967841
that's because the bottom half of the left moon has been hidden, if we had the full thing I would show you what's what
>>10967849
I actually can't
>>10967759
Ayyyyy, my brethren
Just had a doctor look at mine, it's visually severe but not medically, so I can't get surgery for it. Yaaaaaay.
>>10967677
Germans are the ones who wear shoes indoors. Americans wear socks indoors but no shoes.
>>10967586
>tfw I actually arch my back on purpose so I can suck my own dick
Haha, jokes on you OP
>>10967846
More like this would be better
>>10967823
look at the negative space
>>10967854
oh shit
that took a long time
>>10967802
Damn.
Is my posture fucked /v/?
>>10967859
>>10967586
There is no way you can sit for 10 hours. Isn't that 10 hours of constant ab flexing?
>>10967860
gottem
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967819
so scary xd
>>10967865
One of these days I'm gonna buy cute stockings and wear them over my fat hairy legs and shitpost on /v/ all day
>>10967860
Mother fucker. you had me at 1. Thought there wasn't going to be 2 but there isn't 3above the instructions.
ANy video games that heavily feature optical illusion puzzles?
>>10967706
>Both look correct to me
look closer, left one is a nigger
>>10967865
if that keyboard can't do hammond sounds you're a fag
>>10967802
>23
Oh fuck me.
>>10967850
Holy moly
>>10967873
Gone home.
If you can't see an amazing 10/10 game there is something wrong with you.
>>10967814
>>10967841
Same area is same size you dummies.
>>10967802
roughly the same score as last time I took it, I think
might end up actually getting diagnosed with something soon enough if my life gets any worse
>>10967873
perspective? only one i can think of
>>10967878
is it sjw shit?
>>10967855
>>10967850
I don't get it
>>10967880
That is stupid and misleading.
>>10967884
Don't fuck around, boy.
>>10967625
Do you not have health and safety laws in whatever shithole you live in?
>>10967886
newfag
>>10967883
Depends on what you see.
>>10967886
tl;dr of the whole optical illusion shit.
>>10967865
>>10967857
I got surgery. It was painful as fuck and only fixed it like halfway. I still have a dimple and my ribs below my sternum poke out way farther than the upper part of my chest.
Still glad I did it
>>10967828
>>10967893
>>10967884
>>10967596
golem get ye gone
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967868
>>10967897
jesus even after I opened this it took me a minute to figure out what the fuck I was looking at
>>10967902
The thumbnail is far more entertaining.
>>10967861
I fucking hate furries.
Hope they don't get to make any more games.
>try to adjust posture
>unsure of if my neck/head is too far forward
>>10967860
>>10967775
One is grey one is dark grey.
NO I DON'T WANT TO BE MOVED WITH THE FURFAGS
TRASHED
Optical illusion that this thread is in /trash/
only took 300 posts
>>10967921
I forgot this board was anything but a garbage dump for furries to roll around in
Shit I've never been here before.
>>10967918
*crinkles up to you*
*notices bulge*
OwO what is this?
Your brain makes you think that you want to suck this dick but you don't.
>>10967865
So now that we're here, post boypussy
>>10967969
This is the first time this shit meme made me laugh.
>>10967865
>>10967993
deliver
>>10967775
>>10967993
This guy's asking the important questions
>this board doesn't have spoilers
what the fuck
wtf i love furries now
Hooray for trash
>>10967754
uwu what is this...?
>>10968117
Poke
>>10968075
fucking this spoilers should be on all boards
>>10967737
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who’s to judge
The right from wrong?
When our guard is down
I think we’ll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I’ve carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
TRASH THREAD FOR GARBAGE PEOPLE
>>10967586
>tfw recently strained my lumbar spine and sitting upright is the only way to be comfortable
At least my posture is better now in general
>>10967802
:(
>>10968258
hahaha what a crazy webm
>>10967586
But this image shows how chairs are actually encouraging bad posture, and I'm pretty sure if I search for "chairs for good posture" they'd probably be expensive as hell
>>10967586
But this image shows how chairs are actually encouraging bad posture, and I'm pretty sure if I search for "chairs for good posture" they'd probably be expensive as hell
>>10967596
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>10967838
Not understanding optical illusions is a sign of autism