what a cute elephant
>>10882284
H-He's t-t-too strong...!
>Shy's last words before she was inked out of the game.
>>10882306
Y-You're pretty cool too, Mister 10k...o-oh, dear! Ummm...h-here!
>Shy reaches into her hoodie pocket and pulls out a handkerchief. Her hand slightly shaky, she extends it out to 10k.
T-To wipe your mouth...
>>10882442
Models, I'm searching for models. Unless of course, you mean the sea scrolls which we were searching for in the game.
In which case I must say that I've given up my search, because I have died. Only in the game, of course, or I wouldn't be speaking to you now.
>>10882527
>>10882448
Of course.
>She hands you $25
Thank you for your purchase sir. The product shall be avaible here: http://i.imgur.com/C6ISWtx.jpg
>Unless this keeps up, anyways.
>>10882561
DON'T CLICK THIS, IT'S A SCREAMER
>>10882582
>>10882561
Thank you|
>Clicks it then dies.
Look at them, enjoying themselves.
>Stop being such a party pooper, Pearl. There's only one Splatfest after all. Let them enjoy it how they want!
No! There's a winner next slide whether you like it or not!
>>10882626
>>10882544
Ah Oh uh, No no It's okay!
>He starts to put his hands up, grabbing for the scarf around his neck, then pauses.
I..okay. Thanks...
>10K offers a light smile as he takes it and looks it over. It'd be rude to turn it down.
>Bringing it to his face, the kid begins to wipe the water off.
>>10882561
I want a different lewd!
Dada dada dada dada...
>Duda duda duda duda...
What happened?
>>10882685
>>10882697
>cow tits
Not only are you a shitposter, you are also a shittaster.
TEAM HOT TAKES A SECOND WIN!
>What is it with winners and having two splats?
Don't know, don't care!
>>10882626
>Widow maker walks on her own with no team mates nearby.
>She carries her special splatfest sniper for this occasion.
>>10882685
A spider is stomped every now and then. What a shame.
>>10882685
I'm just glad it wasn't the girl who got me. Nice job!
>>10882688
Didn't you see? The hot team won! Knew they could do it.
(If only I had done more though)
>Well, if you'll excuse us, it's time to tally the points.
I hope you're ready to find out the winner!
>>10882685
Aw yeah! Two times in a row!
"Good job out there."
>>10882723
Oh wait a minute, that's THE FIRE SERPENT!
>>10882723
Congratulations Fire Serpent.
Thanks for hosting.
>>10882697
>cowtits
unf
>>10882719
At least it's better than being flat
>>10882723
SWEET
Congratulations! Thanks for hosting!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhqOvhy-6o
>>10882723
>>10882735
Congratulations Fire Serpent!!
Thanks for this awesome game!!
>>10882679
>Shy smiles softly as he wipes his face, leaning slightly over as she folds her hands over her abdomen.
B-Better...?
>>10882723
C-Congratulations...
>>10882735
T-Thank you...!
>>10882723
>>10882735
>This wasn't supposed to happen
>>10882723
Thank you for the game!
And that's all the time we've got!
Until next time...
Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
>Don't get cooked... Stay off the hook!
>>10882723
Kharjo drinks in your honour tonight.
>he raises his cup to you
>>10882735
You have Kharjos gratitude. May your road always lead you to warm sands.
>>10882740
I can hear this in his voice, and I like it.
>>10882723
It's alright, cold won't stay behind forever. Congrats anyways.
>>10882735
Thanks for game love, looking forward to the next one.
>>10882740
ISN'T HE THE WINNER OF THE JERMARUMBLE? HOLY MOLY WITH A GACKAMOLY!
>>10882759
YOU WON THE JERMARUMBLE WHY'D YOU COME BACK?!
>>10882719
>cow tits
Too big to be cow tits
More like needlessly huge
>>10882735
Thank mew for having us.
>>10882683
Sorry anon. That would just decrease their worth. However I posted some links in the previous thread, maybe they will be to your liking.
>>10882762
I guess you deserve a thank.
Thank you.
Annoying squids...
>>10882748
>having this shit taste
How do you survive?
how long does SAW have left?
>>10882762
Thank you for this opportunity.
>>10882777
woo I got trips
>>10882789
too long
>>10882685
They should really mark these pits of death with signs, or something like that, just so I know not to get anywhere near them...
>>10882723
Congratulations. You performed great.
>>10882735
Stuck in fourth place again? Wonder if I'll even get a touch of gold someday...Thank you for hosting.
>>10882789
4 hours
>>10882789
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthesummersecretavatarweekendeventtoend
>>10882758
>10K chuckles and turns away as she leans forward. His face starts to turn red as he clears his throat.
Yeah, Yeah. I'm better... Clothes are bit damp but there's plenty of sun out.
>He turns and looks up towards the sky, shielding his eyes.
They'll dry quickly.
>Without looking, then handkerchief is handed back towards her.
Thank you for that.
>>10882723
Congratulations uh... Are you a man in a dragon suit?
>>10882735
Thanks for the host, host.
>>10882779
each tit is an individual cow
>>10882788
By eating, drinking and sleeping
Also flat is shit.
>>10882822
Zozzle
>>10882762
Thanks you two! It was really fun!
>Don't think I'll be able to see the end of this SAW. Wish I could've done more, but what can you do? Hope you guys have fun.
>>10882835
Bazingoo
>>10882777
Well isn't it obvious? The Fire Serpent came back because he wanted to prove to everyone AGAIN that he was the best out of all of the serpents! He wanted to prove the even after a year of being on the sidelines that he is ready for that championship match against Captain Chesse-It!
>>10882792
>Rube is a jerma fan
Feels good.
>tfw you will never fuck suz with your micropenis
S U F F E R I N G
>>10882848
>Bazingoo
BAZINGA
>>10882735
Thankaranya for the hosto dosto.
>>10882866
As much as I'd love to stick around until the end of this weekend, that's actually bullshit and I want out as soon as possible. See you never again, fuckbrains.
>>10882851
kys eric
>>10882851
>not being a fan of someone who beated DARK SOULS 3 LIVE ON STREAM
Also used to watch his old tf2 vids, but his new streams and videos are pretty funny
>>10882866
ZIMBABWE
>>10882866
>>10882883
>check archives
>somebody was pretending to be me and was rude to somebody
rude
>>10882870
Karen stop
We can't understand Weeb
nobody except the oldfags and oldfag wannabes get spammed with kys like i did in my days
>>10882832
My nigga
>>10882896
Does that even surprise you anymore?
>>10882881
I miss his tf2 videos, but watching him stream is a one way ticket to laughing until I can't breathe ville.
actually flat is good
I was just meme-ing
>>10882894
I'm stealing this.
>>10882784
Erp?
I want All Might to tuck me in and read me a bedtime story, and then, as I slowly fall asleep, give me a kiss on the forehead, turn the lights off and close the door.
>>10882899
Not even weebs speak like that.
>>10882900
>tfw I'm an oldfag and I have to beg for people to tell me "kys"
>>10882735
Aw man...congrats anyways. Thanks.
>>10882864
ywn fuck anything*
>>10882934
Only I can use it, it's part of my own list of practical jokes.
>>10882921
You and me mate.
Anywho I'm gonna go play vidya, anyone want to guess my other two avas before I go?
>Oh, should probably reveal. Even though I couldn't be here much it was pretty fun to drop in for just a bit. Buh-bye, keep on keepin' on.
>>10882937
No. I'm sorry. I am very busy right now, even if I don't look like it.
Working on another plane of existence is quite tiring
>>10882784
Is this a furry?
>>10882944
You disgust me, you filthy degenerate.
Normal people would have him ravage their asshole until it gaped wide enough for Jake Paul's ego to fit in it with no problems.
>>10882972
Oh shit
>>10882960
S-SHUT UP SUZ.
I bet you have a small one irl too.
>>10882964
I'm still taking it and putting it in my favorite memes folder. You aren't strong enough to stop me yet, Sheldedoor.
>>10882972
Good to see you again. Have fun with Season 10.
>>10882972
HG tabletop game session when?
>>10882985
I can't change who I am, anon.
I'm so ashamed, but that's my fetish. I can't help it.
>>10883006
We'll see who has the last laugh in the end.
>>10882998
Bitches fall in line like connect four nigga
>>10882972
NICE
>>10882972
Is that Thomas Gottschalk?
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
>>10883040
No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Fairplay
>>10882972
OH fuck!
>>10882976
Let's do it right now.
>>10883036
It will be me when I die laughing and our battle for your memes ends, Shlllllllldn.
>>10883038
>t. smalldick
Now I know why you are avafagging Suz.
It's easier to relate on a phisycal level.
>>10882814
>Shy carefully takes the handkerchief and stuffs it back into her pocket.
Y-You're welcome...a-are you okay now?
NGW?
>>10882972
You're not dead yet? Surprising.
>>10883069
No I assure you anon, I simply cannot, I have several things on my hands already.
And no it's not dicks.
>>10883070
>Shelder goes up to the memeing anon's face, up real close. He turns to their ear and whispers.
Bazinga.
>>10883074
It's not the tool it's the technique okay
>>10883111
It could be dicks.
>>10882972
I have not seen this ava during the whole weekend, not even once.
>>10883124
He was here on Friday
>>10883133
Did he get down?
>>10883115
Actual tears man
Have a good day I love you
>>10883117
Or maybe you could become an actual girl.
Do it for the fans, Suz.
>>10883077
Yeah. Yeah. I'm feeling better. Thanks.
>He chuckles a little, then sighs.
>Not sure what his plan was supposed to do, he nodded, still feeling awkward.
A-are.. uh.. Are you? Jeeze.. why am I bein like this?
>10K adjusts the rifle on his back again.
I'm sorry Shy gal, I don't.. I don't know what's come over me.
>>10883111
How is that armor?
>>10883145
Sunset would be one manly ass chick dude
He posted his face you know, a long while ago
>>10883185
He did? Is that picture still hanging around?
>>10883176
MMO logic.
More skin revealed = Hueg defence
I've got no idea who you people are, but if you're anything like the old lot then I'm sure you all enjoy being dumped in an Enchanted Forest just as much as the others. We're all bad people here!
I dunno how many of you are lurking, so just give me however many and we'll go from there.
>>10883206
Zen and Rei
>>10883193
I don't know if anybody saved it, but you could find it if you tried hard enough
Hell if you looked like through the /b/ archive hard enough you could find anything dude
>>10883206
Kharjo is here.
>>10883206
Furuta
>I missed you, skelly
>>10883206
Lara Croft
>>10883206
Da Phuc
>Want to host first 1111 bait game
>I don't even have the will to shitpost
Just give me some (You)s and get on with this.
>>10883206
Entry post?
Ms. Fortune
>>10883206
The Lich King
>>10883206
Sinclair
>>10883206
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10883222
Fuckin hell man I don't wanna do that.
>>10883206
Final Reflecto
>>10883206
Tracer
oh uh...yeah that was an entry post
>>10883227
Trust me, I've been here.
>>10883206
Jason
>>10883206
Ichigo and Ophis
>>10883206
Fistroman
>>10883206
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10883206
Nero Claudius
>>10883206
Cherry blossom girl Etna
>>10883206
Syria
>>10883206
Metal Face
>>10883206
Weegee
>>10883206
Twiss
>Female
>>10883253
CUTE
>>10883206
Elite Zealot
>>10883206
Akashi
>>10883206
Kharjo
>>10883206
10K
>>10883206
Ann Takamaki
>>10883206
S O D A
>>10883206
Tet
>>10883206
Shy Gal
>>10883154
>Shy tilts her head to the side as she bends over a bit further.
O-Oh goodness, a-are you coming down with something?
>Shy takes a step forward and places a shaky sleeved hand on 10k's forehead. It may not feel warm since it's covered in cloth, but it still does feel reassuring.
A-A fever, maybe...?
>>10883206
Eddy
>>10883206
Brienne Tarth
>>10883206
Lenny
>>10883243
I was too lazy to save it man don't blame me
>>10883206
Shirai Kuroko
>>10883206
One smug and thirsty anime girl drinking from a cup
>>10883206
Dead Metal
>>10883206
Gondola
>>10883206
Berkut
>>10883206
Araragi Karen
You're on Mr.Bones!
>>10883206
Tai Lopez
>>10883206
Star Butterfly
>>10883324
no...
>>10883283
B O N U S
S O D A
8 more as of Star
>>10883344
Popeye
>>10883344
tfw watched the emoji movie
>>10883206
Todd Howard
>>10883344
Suz (Male)
>>10883344
Disco Inferno
>>10883344
Trap (male)
>>10883344
Sponge
>>10883344
>>10883344
Buckethead
>>10883206
Serge
>>10883206
Armstrong
>>10883206
Bellona
>>10883206
Stannis Baratheon
>>10883380
I'm the legend-killer, bitch
>>10883338
drinking a soda.....
INSIDE OF A SODA
>>10883344
Yo Craig you got this?
>>10883396
The Mannis?
>>10883287
Whoa- whoa hey!
>10K takes a step back, but the hand still finds it's way to his forehead. Looking slightly distressed, he refrains from moving further.
>Or it's possible that fear has him planted to the spot.
No no, I'm not coming down with anything! I swear, I feel fine.
>>10883407
The Mannis with the Plannis
5 minutes for swaps n' stuff. Also when it comes time to make a new thread I'll need someone to do it for me, 4chan has banned me from making new threads
>>10883400
No, no I do not. Thanks!
>>10883407
Looks a-okay to me. For your sake I better atleast kill something this time. I have yet to kill anything since I arrived here.
>>10883429
Trap wasn't supposed to be Trap male, I was just stating the intended gender.
But you can switch it out for>>10883396 anyway. Can't leave Aang out.
>>10883429
We're ready to go!
>>10883429
I look forward to protecting my fellow Superhumans.
>>10883429
FOR ROMA!
>>10883273
>Ichigo closes his eyes silenty and shakes his head slightly. Opening his eyes he looks back at his partner, the Infinite Dragon God Ophis, and deadpanned look crosses his face. Looking back at where the voice came from, he says only one thing.
I seriously hope you're talking to her.
>>10883253
>>10883404
>>10883429
Hey Skeleton dude, or whatever your name is, We'd appreciate if you gave this spot away.
>>10883429
I am ready.
Tired, but ready.
>>10883448
You sure that was directed at me?
>>10883429
>>10883448
Wow I am REALLY off my game today. Just forget that ever happened alright ?
>>10883429
Heya Masked Woman, let's show these chumps what district 8 is made of!
>>10883429
Not a bad looking district. Ready!
>>10883429
Ready as I'll ever be!
>>10883206
Overhaul
>>10883429
No problemo! I kinda think about you when I see skelly pics!
>>10883477
Shit chart.
I don't know any of these literally who's.
>>10883487
>Forgot pic
>>10883480
Well it wasn't intended for you, no. But if you want to kill a few minutes I could think of something to say to you.
Holy shit did you guys know that they're still making episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos
>>10883206
Curly Brace
>>10883429
Meow nyan. Good luck everyone.
>>10883426
Ummm...y-you feel fine...
>A bit embarrassed at her sudden intrusion, Shy's hand falls to her side as her other one comes up to rub her elbow.
Ummm...i-if something the matter, you c-can tell me.
>Shy smiles through a small blush that appeared on her mask.
W-We are friends, after all...!
>>10883429
R-Ready!
>>10883511
Sure, go for it.
>>10883471
ROMA!
>>10883429
The one whose fangs are sharpest will win.
Thus, Killing Bites.
>>10883429
Time for another round of chaos, carry on with the festivities!
>>10883493
>>10883429
>>10883238
Swap.
>>10883523
Well, americans are still being stupid, so there's always new material.
>>10883547
I need to get back into this series.
>>10883564
>t. europoor
kek
>>10883429
>>10883471
>>10883545
GLORY TO ROME!
For this game tributes are granted magical powers. Failure to use your magic causes mana buildup, which will make you explode. So yeah, now you have an excuse/reason to use the magic I've given you, just in case you don't feel like that.
How great am I at handwaving?
>>10883587
You're not Rome.
>>10883581
t. sad and angry because it's true
>>10883593
>Even as a frog, Shy's voice is shaky.
R-R-Ribbit...!?
>>10883556
Despite my tardiness, you took pity on me. I'm forever grateful that you see me as a worthy adversary.
>>10883593
It's what the Lich King would have wanted. This place is filled with disease, and we need to start with those who are especially susceptible to this growth stunting mentality.
>>10883472
Pretty cool of this dude to swap me in. I don't know who this little girl he's got with him is though. It kind of worries me. Maybe it's one of those Satanic CIA cults with the children getting ravaged he seems the type for that. But hey if we're getting a swap from him I guess it don't matter yee haw bounced on my boys dick to this Ichigo dude with plenty of time left to sweep the competition in his place. Let's fucking go and disembowel some sunsabitches leave em in a ditch and piss on their grave in the name of peace and love and grooviness brothers. John Kasich 2020 lads
>>10883429
Yeah! Let's do this. I feel ready.
>>10883532
Y-yeah see? I told you.
>As her hand draws back, 10K takes another half step.
Yeah. We are friends, huh? I think you're pretty cool shy gal. I'd hate ta see somethin happen to ya... I just..
>He shrugs, face still a little red.
I'm not sure what's wrong, to be honest, but... I'm not sick, I swear.
>>10883545
>>10883587
ROOOOOOMMMMAAAA!
>>10883593
Ah, a most interesting book. Perhaps I shall find some spell to make roses appear
>>10883593
Gonna have to do better than that love, didn't even need the magic.
>>10883614
Our power united, Justice shall fall!
>>10883593
Owowow, my legs! Of all people why would you pick me to do that to?!
>>10883593
>>10883611
Hah, take that, never underestimate the powers of Eddy!
>>10883593
HA! THE JOKE IS ON YOU!
I was not wearing any to begin with!
>says the man, with an odd and perhaps misplaced sense of pride
Rome is shit
>>10883593
A shameful end for a sword I'd say. One of the many reasons why Bakuzan is miles better than this possessed joke of a weapon.
>>10883593
I don't like this.
>>10883593
>ribbit
>>10883593
I wish I had something clever to say, but my hands are freezing right now. And that somehow makes it difficult to speak, so for now I won't say a thing.
>>10883593
Sport, why don'tcha just put that thing down, and talk things out like classy folk. I'm sure we can reach a compromise and all walk away happy.
>As the other tribute approaches, Sinclair raises his hands in surrender.
Hey now, just put it down!
>>10883593
Easier than I thought. But honestly, I don't even know how to use this.
>Akashi throws the wand away as she continues to walk.
>>10883655
>Da Phuc got turned into an incubus
I can only imagine what his pick-up line would be.
"Hey baby, want Da Phuc?"
>>10883624
Nero is good. You truly are a good Roman Emperor..
>>10883655
H-hey! You can't take a guy's underwear you octopus!
>>10883541
Well what's on your kiddo? Lay it all out on the table for me.
>>10883593
I wonder how much I could sell this on the web for? Girls and guys alike would kill for this kind of thing.
>>10883645
Reading comprehension?
>>10883655
Que sera, sera.
However, when I get out of here you both will have to pay for this. I don't like being forced to do things from others, especially from two disgusting and weak creatures like yourselves.
>>10883655
T-This is-!
>Jiro's mind travels beyond space and time, feeling as though he's become one with not only all living things, but the entire universe as a whole.
>>10883593
>Helpless as they are as frogs, the smaller Rei hops on Zen's back and he hops away with haste. The duo hide until the effects wear off.
>>10883655
"Thank you for your assistance."
Ooh, you're so furry! Can I pet you?
>>10883689
No, I know exactly what happened. Do you really think this sword will see another fight after what he did?
>>10883687
*on your mind*
>>10883655
>Tracer emerges from the lake after a quick dive
Don't even want to know what that pebble was, that was awful...
>>10883622
Ummm...o-okay, if you say so.
>Shy's quiet for a bit, still rubbing her elbow with her other hand as she tries to make small talk.
D-Did you ever fix that, ummm...that thing?
>>10883655
>Accidentally freezing two tributes overwhelms Shy, as she drops the ruin and immediately runs away in fear.
>>10883655
That was something.
>>10883593
Bah! Who dare awaken the great Metal-Face!? Besides, I was gettin' me new oil-change, gosh..
>a shameful end for a sword is killing someone
That's the highest fucking honor you dolt
>>10883703
My day wasn't the greatest. Do you know a good joke that could cheer me up?
>>10883655
>the man giggles to himself, as the tributes desperately run for their lives and dive headfirst into the water
My my my, quite the 'steamy' entrance.
>>10883655
I need gloves, or somebody that'll hold my hands for me. I could do commentary if I had just one of those. Preferably the gloves, because as a murderous skeleton I am vehemently opposed against love. Just don't need it.
>>10883723
I love you.
>>10883735
That stung...
>>10883601
I'm wounded, Romulus! Who else fought by your people during your great conquests? Have you forgotten little old Bellona?
>>10883624
ROMA INVICTA!
>>10883727
>Overhaul walks by the goblins and touches them as he goes on
I wouldn't have to do this if you lot were decent at protecting your grounds.
>>10883727
Now when he wakes up, he's gonna love the first thing he sees, probably that deer over there.
>>10883746
I was being serious
S-Sorry
>>10883727
>Thick thighs do indeed save lives.
O-Ooof! ...W-What happened?
>>10883727
Oh my! That's not my hand! Where are we going?
>>10883727
Ooh, So that's how it healed all my burns, this magic stuff really works wonders.
>>10883685
Umu, thank you. It makes me proud that the great Romulus thinks of me that way.
>>10883727
Hmm, no evil spirit shall take me over! I shall wrestle it, like I did with that lion!
>>10883748
ROMA IS GREAT!
>>10883727
>Rei is quick to take the other girl's hands in her's
Hi there! My name's Rei and he's Zen.
>She motions toward the boy standing behind her.
Do you want to be friends with us? We've got lots of snacks to share!
>>10883760
Don't be silly, you don't know me.
But, thank you.
>>10883727
Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you.
Outfit this mighty demon into a clown suit.
And let him lay waste to our enemies.
He shall be both our mascot, and our weapon.
>>10883727
ouch! Killer beers?! Well this is a first, Who thought i'd be running from Evil beverages today!
>>10883727
All that tomb raiding, you're bound to nick yourself on something. You know, maybe you brushed up against a spike trap that one of the natives had been fellating recently. That's bound to give you some kind of disease.
Spinach > Ice Demon
Through her chest or on it? I dunno, Todd seems like the kind of guy to go for a quick squeeze.
>>10883769
I love a lot of people here. You're most likely in that range.
>>10883781
Ridley
>>10883782
I-I-I'm what...!?
>>10883708
>Clearing his throat at the question, a slightly dumb smile crosses his face.
aw, not like I'd want but uh.. Turns out, it's not a walkie talkie.
>He takes the object off the side of his bag. The antenna is duct taped back on, leaning slightly to the side.
It's another little hand.. radio.. Thing. I like it compared to that big one I had earlier since it's easier to carry.
>clicking it on, he wiggles a knob that looks like a button.
There aren't many stations still working. Just this one with some beeping and another that's just some lady in another language.. Sounds like she's counting?
>>10883782
And when you see what's behind her mask, it is said to turn you into stone!
>>10883782
He's got a good eye, one more step and he would've been in trouble. Waste of a good trap though.
>>10883782
As I said when we first met; I'll protect you, my fellow superhumans.
>Jiro recites, out of breath, and completly drenched.
>>10883782
Fus Ro DAH!
rigginsmania when?
>>10883723
>>10883735
Well I did but this chump beat me to it. Don't worry though I'm sure someone out there likes you. Buuut probably not. Good to hear about your day going smoothly.
>>10883782
Woah! Talk about cutting it close there, this is why I don't take a dip in anything outside of my bathtub.
>>10883807
That's a wrong guess onii-chan. Delet this.
>>10883782
Yes, one's delusion of power should always be in check. I try not to let my victories get to my head, IF I HAD ENOUGH OF THEM!
>>10883767
Nothing that came after really could compare to Rome, you know that, lass?
>>10883795
Wrong yet again
>>10883782
DON'T LOOK UP
Imagine that's in zalgo.
>>10883782
And now we continue our brodcast of the Dr. Furuta show.
On this episode, how to dismantle a human being.
Now, here we have a healthy human female as our, 'willing' participant.
There are many ways to start dismantling a human being, but I preffer to start with the arm.
Now, all you have to do is grab the arm, hold it out straight, apply a bit of pressure to it, and...
>snap
Presto, like magic!
>>10883767
Never forget that Rome is the world. Rome is eternal!
>>10883748
Bellona was a lot taller for he was one with Rome!
>>10883850
Uh, uh... Adachi?
>>10883845
Oh. You're one of THOSE types.
>crosses you off the nice people list
>>10883763
We're going to get something to eat! Come on with us!
>>10883782
>The duo shivers as they are thawed by the good samaritan
"T-Thank you... Rei, are you unharmed?"
I-I'm okay... Thanks, mister- *Choo*!
"Seems you've caught a cold... Let's find someplace warm."
>>10883888
Why not? Is there something scary up in the sky?
"Let's listen to him for now."
>>10883806
>Shy stops rubbing her elbow (but keeps her hand on it) and cocks her head to the side.
Counting...? F-For what?
>>10883888
>Shy spends the night sleeping so she doesn't even have the chance to look up and die.
>>10883888
>She appears to have taken a cat nap, and was too busy napping the day away to even notice what was happening.
>>10883888
You guys! You've got to see this, it's...it's amazing...
>>10883888
What's making all that screaming noises?
>want to keep my secret ava a secret
>want to reveal
Darn it
>>10883821
Umu, I am grateful for your act of heroism.
>Nero throws the hero a rose.
>>10883855
>>10883909
It pleases me to see so many of my people here.
>>10883888
Hmmm, it was just a slight headache. I just need to lie down and quit the tournament, I did not fall for such a foolish trick.
>>10883941
reveal it as someone else and see if anyone catches on
>>10883888
>Akashi is too busy reading to take a look at her surroundings.
>>10883888
Here I was minding my own damn business and I get killed off by a stupid chunk of rock?! This is a load of crap!
>>10883888
>the monster's gaze turns the clown into...A TASTY TOASTER STRUDEL
Oh my, this is quite a crispy situation. But hey, at least I'm still ali-
>the eldritch abomination takes the tasty meal into his hands, and swallows it whole
>>10883888
the peace slide
>>10883888
Follow me and I shall lead you to glory!
>Dies
>>10883922
Perfect timing, any and all appointments I may have had in the arena have been canceled due to my untimely death. Where to?
why does secret ava weekend end so late in the night
>>10883888
Stannis is not phased by anyhting.
>>10883970
So can make the most of it
>>10883970
Why is it such a bother for you?
>>10883959
W-Well, ummm...t-there's a lot of mushrooms, and ummm...y-yeah...
>>10883888
Ḏ̷̛̞̦̝̭̖̪̼̋ͮͯ̽͊͋̆̆͗͗̌ͯ͋͘͟Ơ͙̜̯̦̙̖̻̜͎̻̮̺̜̣͕̱̺̋̃ͩ͋̒̚͟ͅͅN̨͚͚͎͙͍̘̝̰̰̬̠̏ͯ̑͐̽̊ͣ̐̓̔͜͟ͅ'̡̢͍̠̝͙͖̼͊ͨ̈́̚̚̚͞T̡͙̩͚̥̫̯̝̮͓̟̹̘̒̐ͧ ̴̜̰̳̤͙̱̗͔̘̯̩̭̯̮͎̣̹̈̏ͬͦ͛̎ͯ͘͜Ļ̷͎̹̟͕̫͉̫̂͑̉͛̇͗͆͜͜ͅǪ̶̗͇͚̭͓̩̍ͦ͌̽̿͌ͪ̐͗̍ͧ͊ͪͬ̐́̚Ǫ̷̵̳̩̬̱̙̏̀̎ͤͫ̽̕͠K̨̛̦͕̩̩̥͈͕̣͔̖̤̱̙̩̱̜͖̒ͮ̐̐͐͛́̑͐̏̈ͩ̿̕͟ͅ ̞͉̪̣̻̭̠͍̹̳͖͙̬̰͖̤̯͙̉̃̓ͧ̀ͯ͢͠U̷̠̯͉̫̥̘̤̇̐̑̈́͝P̸̡̢͓̩͉̥͔̺̗̱̖̗̮͇ͣ͒ͦ͂̂ͤ̓̕͜!̷̡̡͎͖̼̞̫̟̪̭͓͍̫͇̳̉͗͗̎̓̽ͩͤ͠ͅ
>>10883924
Honestly? Wish I knew.
>Finding the channel, it sounds like random numbers in Japanese, punctuated with words of some kind.
But uh... It's just this...
>At that moment, she says something and the channel goes quiet.
>10K looks down at it, then back up to shy gal.
Or.. Not. Radio's still working. Guess she got tired.
>>10883920
I'm more of a newfag than anything.
By the way that's a hint and if you can't figure it out then I don't know tell me to kill myself or something and that should ring enough bells.
Can't keep my dick in my pants
>>10883991
NO EMI, NO!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
THINK IF CTHULHU!
>>10883991
>1501132940526
AMAZING RP
>>10883909
Bellona was a woman, thank you very much. MARS was the strategy, I'm the battle! C'mon, you're not getting senile, are you? Gods change with the times!
>>10883944
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Rome, little emperor!
>>10883994
You are not new ichi
>>10883920
One of those huh? So you just group all the meanies in one pile? What did you expect? If you paid enough attention you would notice that I am not exactly the nice type. Don't get me wrong though, I'll still gladly belittle you if you want.
>>10883920
I'd never tell anyone to kill themselves except for one person, and I know that's not you.
But I don't know many newfags by name.
>>10883994
Marisa? Or Amy?
>>10883970
It ends whenever you want it to end.
You're not subject to it
>>10883991
Oh fuck
The Dark Lord's Waifu has come to bring about the end of the world.
Who can stop her?
>>10883959
I'll be honest, the Feast needs a little updating. Just try and enjoy what it is for now. I know it's hard, because the backgrounds are leaves and that reminds you of Canadians, but just try and push their image out of your head.
>>10883991
Ah, there's that eldritch touch that the words were so sorely missing. Thanks Emi!
>>10883959
It's just like the usual.
>>10883959
Oooh, I've never had dragon before! I want to eat it!
>Zen stands with his crossbows loaded in case things turn violent.
>>10883967
Oh, we can eat underneath that tree over there!
>She points to a tree sitting on the hill. The spot would provide some shade from the heat.
Come on, I'll share some of my stash with you!
>>10884014
>>10883994
whoops
>>10883941
Same here anon. same here.
>>10883991
>Hits her on the head before sending her back to hiding
>>10884012
No thanks, I don't want to end up like your breasts. They look like they got belittled too much.
>>10883993
W-Well, it's got to be tiring j-just counting numbers all day...r-right?
>>10884023
>Shy is screaming inwardly, and the statue itself even manages to rock back and forth a little until she's dispatched to outside the Arena.
>>10884023
Well at least we can enjoy these ripe berries that won't kill us.
>>10884047
OH SHIT
>>10884023
>She watches as the goblins make their way to her food, witnessing them devour it all whole.
Oh my God... They're eating them... And then... They're going to eat me!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
>>10884023
Darn it, I'm getting hungry, where's that feast at?
>>10884023
Zen..? Remember when we ate some of Yuki-chan's cookies? This isn't as bad as that, but... Ugh.
>One by one, everyone gathered around the feast falls silent and dies
>>10884023
Skipped past some peace to reach the Arena. There's a winner next slide. I rigged it, by the way.
>>10884023
>Akashi grabs a chocolate bar and a cup noodle before walking away from The Feast.
Nothing to do here.
>>10884029
>Takes a seat on the grass under the tree
Look at us two, having a picnic outside. It's an unusual sight for people our age these days. Not that it's anything to look down on.
>>10883948
Devilish.
>>10884038
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>10884044
>
>>10884083
>>10884081
Well, it doesn't matter anymore.
>>10884103
>>10883991
>Why are you impersonating me?
>>10884081
So, you think you can take the win from somebody who responded to my slides? Heh, you got another thing comin' to you, kid...
>Craig grabs a machete and slices through Gondola's head, which he assumes starts where his pants end.
DIE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>10884047
Hey why don't you just can it, jug head?!
>Whaps the anon upside the head with a closed fist
>>10884050
Oh yeah of course. I'd get tired counting things all day too.
>He turns off the radio and puts it back onto his pack.
>It seems he's run out of things to say again.
>Standing there awkwardly again, he slowly looks back to Shy gal.
So... uh...
>With a long sigh of seeming defeat, he raises his hands only to let them hit his sides again.
I got nothin.
>>10884123
aakajajja
>>10884123
Haha, my first victory! Finally!
>>10884125
>takes the hit like a champ
Those are neither cans nor jugs, they're saucers at best.
>>10884119
Because I love you
>>10884120
Fuck off DDD
>>10884119
Harmless fun during SAW. Nothing bad intended. I'll stop now.
>>10884135
HELLO EVERYONE GOOD JOB.
Needs more people killing each other, but that's what the next game is for.
>>10884123
>>10884135
>>10884147
Thank you for the game!
>>10884147
In summary: the end
>>10884145
no way fag lmao
>>10884135
Good job little guy, congrats.
>>10884147
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>10884135
>>10884139
Congratulations to you, little rodent. The moons were with you tonigh.
>>10884147
Kharjo would like to express his gratitude for the entertainment.
>>10884147
Thank you for the game, Mr. Skeleton
>>10884146
>>10884144
>Ah I see. I admit I kind of laughed at the first post I admit. Going back to my secret identity. Have a good evening.
>>10884147
>>10884168
Thanks for everything, Mr. Bones.
>>10884195
>>10884195
>>10884195
GAME INSIDE
>>10884009
>2016
>not new
Something is wrong here
>>10884014
Well, I am right here >>10883253 so if you ever want to talk and you see me, I'll be there for you.
>>10884015
I don't know how you come to these conclusions.
>>10888880
>>10888881
>>10888882
>>10888883
>>10888884
>>10888885
>>10888886
>>10888887