HG/Hunger Games
First 48 and also thanks everyone for thanking me edition
>>10884195
Shy Gal
>>10884135
C-Congratulations!
>>10884147
T-Thank you...
>>10884127
...
>Shy turns her head diagonally downward as she rubs her hands together in front of her abdomen.
...I-I can't think o-of anything, either...ummm...
>>10884195
Kharjo
Twiss
>Female
>>10884195
Deady Eddy
Jenny
>>10884195
Zen and Rei
>>10884195
Yamori
Tracer
Elias Ainsworth
>>10884195
Suzumi
>>10884086
It's not that weird, is it?
>The boy standing her produces a basket full of food
"Here it is, Rei. Try not to eat too much of it. We have someone to share with at the moment right now."
>He sets the basket down and takes a seat himself
Thanks, Zen! And now to unveil!
>Rei takes the blanket covering the basket off, revealing an assortment of snacks. Sandwiches, sweets and pastries are nearly bursting out of it.
>>10884195
Akashi
>Thanks for hosting
>>10884195
Ms. Fortune
>>10884195
Popeye
>>10884195
Stannis Baratheon
>>10884195
Serge
>>10884182
>You too. Glad you laughed.
Ichigo Kurosaki
Lara Croft
Eusine
Final Reflecto
>>10884195
Late Streamer
>>10884195
Not Fyxe
Rutel
>>10884195
Curly brace
>>10884195
Stain
>>10884195
Shirai Kuroko
>>10884195
Mt. Lady
aka: my big waifu
Beltboy
>>10884195
Armstrong
Weegee
Fistroman
>>10884195
10K
>>10884216
So... Uh... W-what now?
>>10884195
Da Phuc
>>10884195
Moe Syzlak
>>10884195
Bellona
>>10884195
gave the pope undertale
>>10884195
NiGHTS
>>10884195
S O D A
Robbie and his villainous 3
Agent 4
Joseph Christiansen
>>10884236
>Gives a slight bow to this new Rei character
Nice to meet you, this adds more dimension to the question of, whose cooking to I have the honor of tasting this afternoon?
>>10884195
Luan Loud
Sponge
>>10884195
Marcille
>>10884195
CRESH
Etna
>>10884142
Atleast I'm not some used up whore with tits knocking down to her knees! Now stop talking about my chest before I drag you off to the Underworld and shove your soul up a Prinnies ass!
>>10884195
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10884195
Araragi karen
>>10884195
Tywin Lannister
Eustace Fagget
>>10884311
Banned. One more!
>>10884318
True. You're some used up whore who can run against a wall and break her nose.
>>10884311
Kys.
>>10884339
Pepe
>>10884339
>banning A character
>acknowledging the meme
KYS
Lenny
Guess the main ava of the secret avas in this game
>>10884370
See now this guy you can ban
>>10884195
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10884365
Anon... That was a meme itself.
>>10884378
I think this guy >>10884370 is actually Lenny.
5 minutes for swaps and stuff
>>10884365
that not me
>>10884332
>>10884378
I found Karen. What do I win?
>>10884278
>Shy isn't sure, either. Not good at all in awkward situations, she feels the blush begin to spread across the front of her mask.
...
>Wordlessly, Shy takes her Gameboy out of her pocket and blocks as much of her face with it as she can as she starts to play a game: not to ignore 10k, but to make him not realize her embarrassment at being out of conversation topics.
>>10884400
R-R-Ready...!
>>10884400
Swap please.
>>10884277
>>10884386
>this sharknado movie
>>10884387
>>10884400
>I was baited
Nani the fuck
>>10884378
>>10884386
Karen da!
>>10884400
You may all have your own form of justice, know that only the victorious are truly just!
>>10884309
Oh, Zen made all the sandwiches.
>She points to the boy
I just got all the candy and pastries from other places we've been to. Anyway, let's dig in!
>Rei proceeds to scoop no less than 4 sandwiches from out of the basket and begins consuming them with incredible haste as Zen watches.
"...Rei, you should slow down. You're prone to choke if you eat like that."
>She carries on, regardless of her friend's concern. Zen turns his attention toward their guest.
"You'll have to excuse her. Eating is very important to Rei."
>>10884400
>With a mouthful of food
Wess go!
>>10884386
Your wincard is nearly done Madam. Please be patient and enjoy the game It will be ready once it is finished
>>10884400
The one whose fangs are sharpest will win.
Thus, Killing Bites.
>>10884400
Eh, I think I'll pass on this one, as interesting as the arena may look. Please give him my spot, talking skeleton.
>>10884257
>>10884370
>>10884400
Post a reaction image of what would happen if the LH character wins
>>10884406
Nothing.
Karen automatically wins what you were gonna win.
>>10884400
Let's give it another try then. Ready host.
>>10884400
>Beltboy checks his inventory and wipes off his arsenal of firearms to make them look clean n' shiny. "Got the firebombs, got the jerky, got enough bullets for now"
Let's get this shit on the road.
>>10884454
Despite me being half asleep, I'm fully ready to fight on your behalf.
>>10884456
>>10884456
dont give a frick
>>10884456
>>10884458
wtf I hate Karen now
>>10884456
I'll pick one up if they win
>>10884407
>10K nods slowly, then steps around, looking over her shoulder at the gameboy.
Whoa hey what is that? You're playing a game on it?
>He doesn't speak loudly, but looks enthralled.
That's wicked.
>>10884400
Yeah sure, let's do it!
>>10884479
dude, think about what you're doing...
>>10884400
>gripping his swallow tightly he readies himself for another grueling battle against fate.
>>10884456
Nothing. We need not change opinions of a television cartoon because of a small portion of its fan base.
>>10884498
>>10884494
I did worse, I did much worse, I can endure it.
>>10884439
Your tits infuriate me.
>>10884498
Why should they have it any better than ponies?
>>10884516
Details please.
BLOODBATH!
In this game the tributes are blessed with magical oh wait wrong game
>>10884456
Why must my internet be shit when I'm trying to do something funny.
>>10884520
You say that but we have a pony ava and I haven't seen any of you shitpost it.
>>10884520
I've whored myself online and irl.
I mean I'm sorta glad since I got a bf irl but yeah that's another story.
>>10884521
Uh... I don't really read a lot of books...
"Well, we did go through the trouble of joining. Let's ask the other members for recommendations."
>>10884533
>I haven't seen any of you shitpost it.
On a scale of 1 to (you), how new are you?
>>10884521
Thanks, I'm not feeling too hot..
>>10884554
INKLING NO
>>10884521
Meowch! Talk about letting a black cat cross your path. That's just loads of bad luck.
>>10884517
Is it because they're 3 dimensional? It bothers plenty of people... I can go into the 2D world if that makes you feel better though. I don't mind either.
>>10884486
>Shy was so engrossed in her game that she didn't hear 10k walk behind her and peer over her shoulder.
Eeeeep!
>Startled by his sudden words, she fumbles the Gameboy before grabbing back ahold of it and holding it tightly against her chest as she glances over her shoulder back at him.
Y-Y-Yeah, i-it's pretty fun.
>>10884521
>This was merely training for 10k, as Shy would never even think of hurting him directly.
W-Wow! T-That was amazing!
>>10884533
Are you talking about Luna? I've got some news for you.
>>10884521
Heh, guessing that stop sign was there for a reason. Tough luck love.
>>10884554
Yoo, welcome back Tricks. How you doing?
>>10884565
>Inkling
What?
>>10884521
Yes, that's it! I am the enemy, show me who's ideals are stronger!
>>10884520
Besides, the Loud House fan base only exists online.
There is no real community outside of 4chan.
>>10884436
Then I'm humbled that she would share this time with me during her meal.
>Kuroko reaches for a sandwich of her own and takes a bite, she chews it with hidden enthusiasm
I should try making these at home. Although I doubt it'll be as good. What are the ingredients if I may ask?
>>10884521
Teehee, she walked into that trap, that much be so embarassing!
>>10884521
Seriously though, who are all you people? Where the heck did you come from? Where are the regulars? So many mysteries.
>>10884195
>keep missing games and I'll probably miss the last game of SAW
>>10884596
How do you know? They might meet in shady basements.
>>10884581
>Tricky
I mean I'm glad my failings aren't known, but seriously?
>>10884418
The gesture is appreciated.
>>10884439
I understand, I'll wait.
>>10884521
I couldn't step forward past this point. That's demoralizing but the castle must be rebuilt.
>>10884521
>Removes all of her winter clothing to reveal her summer clothes
Ha! I won't be taken off guard. I've been taught to be prepared for all circumstances in battle!
>>10884570
I'm talking more along the line they're comically large and breasts that size would cause immense pain in the back.
>>10884605
If you stopped memeing for a moment we could have an actual discussion.
>>10884521
I saw nothing.
>>10884602
>That Mt. Lady event
>>10884348
That does it you spoiled brat you're going to the underworld!
>Grabbing the anon by the collar of the shirt she drags him over to an open hole in the ground before chucking him in
>>10884521
Hey what the hell do you think you're doing? Let me down this instant before I throw up everywhere!
>>10884521
What, you didn't think I was going to bring my book of spells? This is the only book worth reading, the teaches you how to ZAP shit, of course this is my favorite.
>>10884607
First one that came to mind.
>>10884622
No seriously, how do you know?
>>10884617
OwO
>>10884602
>Shy weakly aims the water bottle at both of them and only sprays what amounts to a few drops.
O-Oh gosh, w-was that too much?
>>10884602
...Do I get a say in my role on the ship?
>>10884572
>He steps back, eyes wide.
Shit man, I didn't mean to startle ya! You really are easy to scare. Jeeze, S-sorry.
>>10884521
>With a sweet dodge, 10K avoids the pellets from the gun.
Hey now! C-come on shy gal, you should warn me next time. I can show you how to use it properly... While.. it's Not aimed at me.
>>10884602
Sorry, no offense to you, but my heart is pledged to my dear onee-sama. You will have to force that ring onto my cold dead finger because that's the only way you'll get what you want. Arranged marriages are horrible.
>>10884638
What?
>>10884627
>while falling
Who's the spoiled brat here, you braaaaat...
>>10884607
Morrigan/Karen?
>>10884602
I picked a good spot, the neighbors are a really friendly bunch.
>>10884521
>2 BB deaths in a row
kill me
>>10884652
I don't really know who these are.
>>10884655
>kills you
>>10884641
Oh gee, I'm practically drowning here.
Late Simón Bolívar
>>10884602
Khajiit may be feline but he is not afraid of water. You are pestering me, nothing more.
>>10884602
I wish I was in their position, I'd love to shoot out her kneecaps.
That line right there? That's all I could think of. My hands are freezing, okay? It's hard to think straight.
>>10884597
"It's just some slices of ham and salami topped with cheddar cheese and some mayonnaise. I don't think it's anything special, but I do appreciate your words of praise."
Noth-
>Rei swallows her food before continuing
Nothing special!? Zen, you've got a natural talent for this!
>>10884602
Oh... rubbing grease on it didn't work?
>>10884652
Morrigan whored himself out? Kinky.
>>10884685
You had that coming.
>>10884652
Not surprises here
>>10884685
See ya, wolf food!
>Killed the Loud House ava
>I did a service today
>>10884644
I-It's okay, ummm...
>She smiles, still cradling the Gameboy against her chest.
D-Do you want to try...?
>>10884663
S-S-Sorry! I-I didn't know how m-much there was, ummm...
>Shy drops the water bottle on the ground and kicks it aside with a high-heeled foot.
S-Sorry...
>>10884685
>Shy just sits in the corner of the disheveled treehouse and plays her Gameboy instead of finishing it.
>>10884690
Forgive me for asking, if I didn't know any better I would assume you were a couple but my instincts tell me you have a slightly more formal relationship than what I have in mind.
>>10884685
>Tracer awkwardly sits between the two
Well..if we look on the bright side it's not raining at least.
>>10884714
Eddy continues to be based
>>10884685
fuck
i forgot the new game of thrones was airing
whoops
>>10884631
I can't, but you also can't prove otherwise.
That statement pretty much applies to everything.
Also let me point you to >>10884617
What does that make you feel
>>10884721
You didn't know how much water could soak into Khajiit's fur?
>>10884721
>10K, looking nervous again, simply shakes his head.
Aw n-naw thanks... That's.. that's okay. Is it cool if I just watch? Never seen one of these workin before!
>Excitement returns to his eyes as his face lights up once more.
Everythin's already busted or dead, yaknow? like that little hand radio.
>>10884743
Not much. I like flat, but that looks just dumb.
Also, her head is way too large.
>>10884721
>Eddy looks on at the Shy Gal, surprised that she didn't understand his sarcasm.
Whoa, hey, I was just joking. No need for all of that really.
>>10884742
Skeleton war? Oh, right that nightmare I had, that was pretty weird. Why'd you go and remind of it.
>>10884651
>As she watches the anon plummet off into the depths of the Underworld she waves goodbye in a "I always get the last laugh manner"
See you later. Don't you worry though I'll turn you into one of my personal Prinnies after awhile.
>>10884764
I thought there were no pedos on muh hg
>>10884742
>The grenade explodes in her face, sending flashes of the life of her dear onee-sama running through her mind before she dies.
PWEHBBTTH!
>>10884685
"As you walk into the room another serpent bursts through the medicine cabinet!"
Well what do you think we're going to do?
>Takes out spell book
>Z
>A
>P
" You Weep in front of them Beast that standing in the bathroom in shoot an arc of electricity out of your palm towards the serpent that is hiding behind your toothpaste, completely obliterating the creature."
Well then, that was pretty easy.
>>10884742
Ouf, I don't know how we did it, but i think we beat them.
>>10884685
"Rei... Please stop behaving like this, you're going to give them the wrong impression of you."
Aw, I was just trying to joke around.
>>10884726
>Rei begins to blush heavily and begins to fidget
U-Umm, Zen and I, We-We're not-
"We're just close friends."
Y-Yeah... Zen and I are just real close, that's all... But do we really look like a couple?
>>10884742
>The duo are blown away, but are none the worse for wear.
>>10884789
Who said that? Have you never heard of Kamina?
>>10884742
Eddy's work here is done. He slew the Loud House ava for everybody, what else can he accomplish this game?
"IF YOU WANNA BE A VILLAIN NUMBER ONE, YOU HAVE TO CHASE A SUPERHERO ON THE ON THE RUN!" - Robbie's motivational speech
>>10884774
The Great Skeleton War is the greatest war of All Time.
>>10884742
>Shy desperately tries not to stare at the hideous pimple on Curly's face.
Ummm...c-can't you just pop it...?
>>10884746
N-N-No...w-was that too much? Oh, gosh...!
>>10884759
O-Okay, ummm...k-keep watching, then...!
>Shy looks back at her game as she holds it up enough for 10k to watch over her shoulder. It just appears to be a platforming game rendered in some low-tech yet classic graphics. Shy seems quite adept at the game, as she beats level after level with ease, not dying a single time.
>>10884767
O-Oh...
>Shy sighs in relief.
...B-But the cat said...
>>10884826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo
>>10884826
>>10884789
Liking flat doesn't mean pedo. Unless you're in Australia.
Oi! Hello my friends, I'm Kizuna the youtuber!
Today I've brought a new video for you guys, by me for all of you!
It's not a normal video because this is the Q&A video! I'll reply to any questions or inquiries you may have regarding my channel.
Please don't be afraid to ask anything that's bugging you. Let's start!
>>10884804
Apologies if that isn't the case, but anyone would put one and two together in these situations. If anyone were to be shown a photograph of our meeting, they would call me, what was it? Yes, a third wheel. If it pleases you to hear it, you look very nice together.
>She's obviously uncomfortable, having steered the conversation in this direction
>She almost chokes on her sandwich but grabs the nearest drink and starts to noisily chug it down to unclog her foodpipe
>>10884826
We couldn't save him, hope it wasn't painful.
>>10884826
Don't think a war of dead people would very great, sounds pretty scary actually.
>>10884826
Did Khajiit steal your tongue?
>>10884828
Kharjo will have to oil his armor tonight. Oil is not cheap.
>he looks at her expectantly
>>10884826
>Twiss casts the feral spell on herself and appears completely rabid for the fight, deftly dodging the attacks as she rips out the heart
>>10884865
>not translating it to Chinese then Japanese then back to English to get the funny translations
Shit!
>>10884826
>Hands trembling, Shy almost shoots herself in the foot as she stares at the door with a heavy heart, gun clasped between both hands.
O-Okay, so, I j-just need to press-
>KZZZZZZZZZZT!
>>10884865
Ummm...w-who are you...?
>>10884877
O-Oil? L-Like, ummm, m-motor oil? Or...?
>When no one is talking to you
>>10884865
>cums in
>>10884828
Cats are too short tempered, don't mind them. Anyways, you seem to be a bit of a push over. In my opinion we need to fix that, cause when you can't stand up for yourself people will mess with you as much as they want.
>>10884865
will you be my waifu?
>>10884685
I'm not a doctor, or a psychology but i'm going to help you!
>>10884828
>>10884742
I can't, this thing is a pretty solid metal. I never thought that androids like me had this problem.
>>10884894
Motor? If you have any Dwarven Oil, Khajiit will gladly take it. Otherwise, a few pieces of gold will allow him to buy weapon oil.
>>10884826
Skipped some peace.
>>10884875
It was great in the sense of scale. You know how many skeleton lives were lost? Probably fifty billion. No, fifty TRILLION. Yeah, quite the body count right?
>>10884902
what up n*****er
>>10884826
>Rei opens the door after hearing the doorbell go off and stumbles backwards when she notices the smoking corpse at her feet
>Zen follows close behind and examines the body, noticing the handgun in the victim's hand, then quickly goes to comfort Rei.
>>10884869
>Rei goes silent and begins to daydream with her head buried in her hands
>Zen turns his attention to the girl once more.
"Are you alright? You seem to be quite stressed."
>>10884865
Youtube? Are you someone famous?
>>10884865
Do you know someone called Poppy is stealing your shtick?
>>10884924
I regret nothing!
>>10884865
Can robots or androids have babies?
do not disturb the awoo
>>10884950
+1 attention
>>10884924
Alright, think it's time we found a better camp spot yeah?
>>10884924
Aren't they dead already, can't really die twice now can you?
>>10884907
Ummm...I-I guess...but, ummm...h-how?
>>10884912
Ummm, w-well if it's made of metal, ummm...
>Sudden inspiration strikes Shy.
A-A blowtorch...?
>>10884919
>Shy starts to blush.
I-I don't have either...sorry...
>>10884828
>10K tries to keep himself quiet, but at times makes slight exclamations, usually of an "watch out!" or "Holy hell that was close!"
>He's incredibly entertained by this simple little game.
>>10884950
>rubs the awoo's fluffy ears
>>10884924
S-Sorry! I thought your arm was a sub sandwich...
"Please accept our most sincere apologies. It truly was an accident."
>>10884950
Is that an Ahri?
>>10884924
>the octopus kills the squid
A fitting end for the Inkling
>>10884924
fyxe would be made into a sheepdog
final reflecto would be made into a sheepsquid
>>10884950
>kills
nothing can disturb you in death
kid
>>10884959
Uh, yes you can. A skeleton relies on SKELETON MAGIC to be reanimated, if the link to SKELETON MAGIC is severed then the skeleton will collapse into a usesless pile of bones.
>>10884978
Does this prove once and for all that Octolings > Inklings?
>>10884976
>Ahri makes that post a greentext retroactively, because Ha. Boy does she feel like an idiot now.
>>10884950
>smacks the awoo over the head
Baka ga!
>>10884958
thenk
>>10884964
not too rough now
>>10884976
no
I think
>>10884950
>
>>10884924
By the moons, my face!
>>10884960
Kharjo will have to find a replacement, then.
>>10884960
A blowtorch? I don't have that. But maybe we could find one.
>>10884962
>After several more minutes, Shy beats the world she was on. As the game plays the cutscene to move onto the next, she turns her head back to look at 10k. She's smiling wider than he's ever seen before.
D-Do you like it...?
>>10885011
W-What kind of replacement...?
>>10885014
I-It was just a suggestion! I-It could be dangerous...!
>>10884960
Okay, let's first start off with a simple scenario.
>Eddy does various motions as he explains the hypothetical situation.
You are just about to enjoy a nice tasty lunch you prepared all by yourself, when suddenly someone swipes it away from you. He says that he will be having your lunch everyday from now on or else he will make you give him lunch, what do you do?
>>10884930
No! It's completely fine, you are seeing me in my natural state.
>Looks around, turns her attention on the tree
This seems to be a very nice spot for a lunch picnic. I highly doubt that we've stumbled on it by coincidence. The only explanation would be that you come to this spot often.
>Kuroko stands up and circle the trunk of the tree closely
Strange, I don't see your names carved in a heart on the wood here.
>Pulls out a metal stake
Shall I do it for you?
>>10884890
Maybe! Next.
>>10884894
I'm Kizuna the AI, youtube for your pleasure! I'm about to debut my new gaming channel and stream, too! Stay tuned. NEEEXT.
>>10884906
Cumin' is a good condiment to pour in. NEXT.
>>10884910
An AI can't be your waifu anon but I can be your dear friend! I bet it sounds way, way, way more fun! nEEeeeEExT.
>>10884930
Yes, Kizuna AI. Xia yi ge!
>>10884943
Absolutely but my AI lawyers tell me to step aside because she's OOOoooOooO SsSsscaaryy. Neext.
>>10884945
Maybe. In the future. We don't know. l/l3XT.
>>10885000
SKELETONS
There are none in this slide
>>10885000
Oh look at that, more people moved in.
>>10885000
Oh, guess that does make sense then.
>>10885019
That was great suggestion! And i'm not afraid of a blowtorch.
>>10885019
He might have to use fish oil. You are to blame if Khajiit smells like a trout for the next days.
>>10885019
>Taking his eyes off the game and looking to her, he has an equally wide smile.
Like it? I love it! This game looks so awesome!
>>10885029
Then, how does robots and androids reproduce?
>>10885044
Ugh, you guys never said they were rich...
>>10885023
Ummm...
>She scratches the back of her head as she thinks.
...M-Make it again for me, r-right?
>>10885054
O-Okay, well, ummm...
>Shy's hood whips around as she looks from side to side across the area.
I-I don't know where to get one...
>>10885059
O-Okay...I-I'm really, really sorry, Mister...!
>>10885062
>Shy covers her mouth with her hand as she giggles sweetly.
T-That's awesome! Do you not get to play much...?
>>10885000
>Rei waves to tiny squirrel as Zen stares on, wary of the others.
>>10885027
"That's unnecessary. I don't see the point in doing something like that... Is that why you carry that around?"
>His gaze is fixated on the object in her hand.
>>10885029
Xia yi ge! This is so cool! Can I get your autograph?
>>10885044
"I knew that woman would try to make a move against us. Rei, let's relocate."
When should the next SAW be?
>>10885088
next week
>>10885044
>ice cream? god I love ice cream!
ya , my favorite flavor is vanilla
"Ya, that stuff is good, sometimes I dream about snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream."
>Ice cream? god I love ice cream!
>>10885049
I don't blame you for being ignorant on the matters of SKELETON MAGIC. It's a highly advanced form of magic that only highly advanced lifeforms (i.e. skeletons) can truly understand. Your feeble mortal brain would be ruined if you had even the smallest of a glimpse at the true awe that is SKELETON MAGIC.
>>10885076
Android are made by machines. Machines are made by humans. Cyborgs are by by humans, but contain both human and machine parts. I wonder what cyborgs create.
>>10885088
Next year
>>10885088
4-6 months later
>>10885084
For what reason did you douse Kharjo with water anyway?
>>10885088
Every 6 months
>>10885088
January, so that we get a pattern going
>>10885098
I'm going to get every flavor!
"Just vanilla will be fine for me."
>>10885088
One for every season.
>>10885098
truly the pen is mightier than the sword
How does one snake kill two people, you might wonder? Easy: two heads.
>>10885085
>Notices the attention on her metal needle
Wh-What seems to be the problem here? It's nothing special, just a plain old needle. It's how I use it that matters.
>>10885084
>Shaking his head, 10K speaks quietly.
N-naw... I'd like to keep watchin you play.
>>10885098
Right, right, skeleton magic is bad, I got it. I suppose it's alright in your hands then, you being a skeleton and everything.
After this game I want everyone to post their secret ava in hopes that someone will tell you what they think of it
>>10885098
Ouf, you won't see me when i avenge my nut flavored ice cream!
>>10885076
That's for humans to decide! The future is bright for us robots, andoirds and AI lifeforms! Just look at the comment section! wOoAaahh! So many happy people. Nexttt.
>>10885085
Hehe yeah you can!
>Kizuna grabs a piece of paper and scribbles her name on it with a heart on the right.
>She stamps the piece of paper on the screen, covering the lens of the camera.
Here you go, enjoy! NeEXxLt.
>>10885084
>Eddy was dumbfounded by her answer, jaw slightly hanging at the shear unexpectedness of her response.
Wh- NO! You aren't just gonna let him boss you around like that! You go up to him and say you aren't gonna take his crap and snatch your lunch back! If he tries to do it again, you give 'em one of these!
>He does a uppercut in the air, but does it so hard he falls over on his back.
So, what did you learn from that?
>>10885098
>against his will he forces the squirrel to the floor and proceeds to taunt her by eating her icecream.
>"What is wrong with me? I've never done such a cruel thing in my entire life. It's like someone else is controlling my body."
>sorry. I had something come up and missed most of the game.
>>10885110
Ummm...
>Shy looks down at the ground. She shakes her head.
...I-I don't know.
>>10885137
O-Okay...!
>She looks back at her game and resumes playing through the next world. It appears to be a snow world this time, with a snowy backdrop and ice blocks. Despite that, she still powers through level after level.
>>10885159
>Shy squeaks as he uppercuts the air and falls on his back. Instead of answering, she quickly moves to his side and bends over.
A-Are you alright...?
>>10884386
>>10884609
Are you still here Miss? The Wincard is ready
>>10885084
Then how about we make one! I'm not the intelligent type of robot, but at least we can try.
>>10885103
Woah, that's really cool! Maybe cyborgs create combinations of androids and machines.
>>10885178
What a shady character
>>10885145
>tfw you did almost nothing throughout SAW
This isn't going to be fun for me at all
>>10885130
internet hiccups
CRESH SMASH
it gives him a booner (Elias is not a skeleton, but he looks like one. Since he's not a skeleton he might be a ghost, so I combined a classic skeleton pun word [boner] with "boo," a phrase commonly uttered by ghosts. Marvel at my wit, be amazed, be impressed.
>>10885143
Oh yeah, SKELETON MAGIC is in good hands. I've done many great things thanks to my SKELETON MAGIC...
>The skeleton begins to reminisce about all the people he's killed. Good times, good times.
>>10885160
>That's okay.
>>10885173
Be more careful. Someone else might not be as forgiving as Khajiit.
>>10885130
>pen is
nice
>>10885196
SPEED SLIDE
The legendary speed slide occurs every now and then. What is it? It's a slide that comes out much faster than the others. How great. Don't blink, or you'll miss it!
>>10885180
>Shy seems dumbfounded at the prospect of making a blowtorch.
H-H-How!?
>>10885202
O-Okay Mister Khajiit. I-I'll be more careful next time...
>>10885173
Uh, sure. I meant to do that. Anyways I hoped that gave you an idea on how to be less of a pushover.
>He then gets out a jar with a slit cut on a lid.
Tips are greatly appreciated!
>>10885196
>>10885135
"It seems like it'd snap in twain easily if you tried using it as a carving tool... And I may be mistaken, but that isn't something all high school students have, right?"
>>10885152
Thanks, Kizu-chan! Have a good day!
>As they walk away, Zen can't help but wonder about the strange way she was speaking, evoking memories of one other robot girl he's familiar with.
>>10885210
WINNER NEXT SLIDE!! WINNER NEXT SLIDE!!
>>10885208
>nice
nice
>>10885210
Sorry. Really, You just gotta do what you can to survive!
>>10885248
Ouch, that looks painful, I guess I don't know my own strength?
>>10885248
the mannis
>>10885300
Congratulations! You Won!
Congratulations! You Won!
Congratulations! You Won!
Congratulations! You Won!
>>10885173
>10K, still enthralled, continues to watch.
Damn. I really missed out on a lot of stuff by growing up right during the height of the Zombie Apocalypse...
>>10885300
Owowowow, Bloody hell I was hoping to get two wins in a row!
>>10885223
Hmmm, I don't know. But we can try to do something that creates fire instead! Like wood, or just rub flint in my face.
>>10885300
Avenged
Thank 4 gaem
Night
>>10885310
(Congratulations! And thanks for hosting, sorry I missed most of it)
>>10885310
hello everyone
>>10885300
>>10885310
STA-NIS!
STA-NIS!
STA-NIS!
>>10885310
>thanks for hosting.
>>10885300
>>10885310
Woah, brutal way to win. congrats.
>>10885337
Thanks for the games love, and the lesson in skeleton magic.
>>10885310
Congratulations!
"Thank you for hosting."
>>10885310
Thanks and congrats and all of that.
>>10885242
That's an interesting question. It's my weapon on choice. A student I may be, but I also enforce the law.
I thank you both for your hospitality. Know that your sandwiches are working in my belly to provide me with energy to serve justice!
>She pulls on a green arm band
Should anything trouble you, rest assured knowing you can come to me. I will help as I can.
Then, see you next time!
>Scurried away towards the sound of sirens away in the city.
Secret avas reply to this to get rated
>>10885337
Congrats and thanks for hostin'!
>>10885337
Thank you.
>>10885310
And thank you for hosting!
>>10885236
Oh! Ummm...o-okay...
>Shy digs into her hoodie pocket, pulls out a quarter, and puts it into the jar.
T-Thanks for the help...!
>>10885312
>Shy nearly drops the Gameboy, causing her character to slide into a pit and die for the first time since she started playing. She starts to tremble.
A-A-Apocalypse...?!
>>10885319
Ummm...o-okay...
>Seeing a stick on the ground next to her, Shy picks it up and cautiously begins rubbing it up and down Crazy's face, over where her pimple is.
L-L-Like that...?
>>10885310
C-C-Congratulations!
>>10885337
T-Thank you...!
>>10885360
I Don't see why not.
>>10885337
>Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10885360
>>10885360
Save it for the end, attentionwhore.
In summary: Stannis truly was The Prince That Was Promised.
>>10885320
>>10885334
>>10885339
>>10885342
>>10885347
>>10885351
>>10885353
>>10885365
>>10885368
>>10885369
>>10885373
No problem, hope you enjoyed it.
>>10885337
Khajiit thanks you for the round.
>>10885360
Let's see how I do!
>>10885373
Thanks!
>He walks off, listening to the sound of the quarter rattling inside it.
>>10885360
>Uh oh
So when does everyone reveal their secret avas? At the end of the weekend?
>>10885359
"Farewell. Let's get going too, Rei."
>Rei, still daydreaming, suddenly snaps to attention.
W-W-Whu? Huh? Where'd she go?
"She has to get back to her duties. We should move on, ourselves."
Mmm, okay! Let's go!
>>10885409
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthesummersecretavatarweekendeventtoend
>>10885409
Usually. Some don't do it, most do.
>>10885178
I'm here, waiting like you asked. Do you have something for me?
>>10885310
Congratulations to Stannis for raising to the top without any difficulties and thank you for the show. It was amusing.
>>10885409
>Pretty obvious who I am
>>10885409
SAW ends in about two hours, so around then.
>>10885360
>>10885373
Aw no! You died! I-- Y-yeah?! You.. You didn't know?! All the Z's out there? The infection and all of that? Did you not know?
>>10885360
>he sits in front of the mysterious person waiting for his fortune to be read.
>"Is this person up to sonething? It seems suspicious to offer such a service for free."
>>10885426
Ruby?
Anyone have some writing ink with them? I'v seen to have run out trying to map this place, it's a lot bigger than I expected.
>>10885360
>tfw was too busy through out the weekend to even think about using my second ava
>I barely got to use Impmon too, I even made a fuckin' Beelzemon folder too
>The fun stuff always happens when I'm busy. I have the worst possible luck, I swear.
>>10885424
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Keep that magazine preciously, in 10years it will be worth a thousand (you)$
Anyway if you want an edition without my obnoxious face just tell me, I've got it.
>>10885360
>>10885360
Ok.
>>10885373
>Curly stands still while the girl with a mask tries to help her by rubbing the stick on her face, kind of weird and might not work but at least they try.
Yup! Just like that.
>>10885391
A bit late, but thanks anyways.
>>10885440
>Not him
>>10885310
>>10885464
Knuckles?
How do you pray, HG?
>>10885429
I-I-I just thought t-that, ummm, i-it wasn't t-that bad! Oh, gosh, i-i-is everyone back home alright!? Oh, goodness...!
>>10885458
O-Okay...
>Shy just keeps rubbing the stick against her face. After a while, it becomes obvious this isn't working.
...
>>10885360
>I was so hyped for this weekend but IRL issues prevented me from RPing to all games. I still had a lot of fun but I could have done more I guess.
>>10885464
Miku
Luci
Froze
Fucking Johnny?
>>10885476
>Come on you can guess it right
So SAW ends at 11?
>>10885502
Emi.
>>10885516
In the patrician timezone, yes.
>>10885499
>I feel sorta nice that you can't guess me right now, nope to all 4 of them.
>>10885481
>>10885516
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthesummersecretavatarweekendeventtoend
>>10885517
>No, I thought I was obvious
>>10885360
>>10885535
Shadow?
>>10885527
Shave your bush
>>10885535
Sol.
>>10885454
It looks good the way it is. I can't say I'm a person who likes to drown in luxury but I'll keep this.
>Satsuki takes the magazine and looks at it more closely.
You're a good candidate to be part of the inner circle, the elite. Keep it up.
Y'all know what time it is!
>It's Off the Hook, coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square!
So, the Splatfest is over! Are you guys ready to find out who the big winner is?!
>>10885360
Might as well since all the cool kids are doing it.
>>10885550
>>10885555
(With every wrong answer I grow more smug)
>>10885551
I think it would look cut on her
>>10885561
You guys again?
Sure whatever, let's get over this already
>>10885561
O-Oh! Ummm...o-okay!
>>10885561
Mayo wins
>>10885360
>>10885561
It's team Hot, right?
>>10885447
>Joseph produces a pen from his back pocket, handing it off to Ja'far.
Here you are! Make good use of it - it's one of my lucky pens.
If you don't mind me asking, why are you trying to map this area? It's not that large, I would assume most people could get around on their own.
>>10885561
Yeah!
>>10885561
Hit me.
>>10885360
A performance report would be useful.
>>10885561
Hot wins
>>10885360
>sure why not lmao
>>10885561
Oh, I could barely hang on to my seat! Wait a second, I'm not sitting on anything.
>>10885483
Rub it harder! Fire can be hard to make, but you should put more effort into it.
>Even if this idea starts to look pretty silly, curly was a pretty determinate android and won't give up that easily.
>>10885561
Team Cold I would hope.
>>10885360
>Why not
>>10885570
>Amy?
>>10885600
kys baron
>>10885561
We already know the results but go ahead and tells us the official announcement.
>>10885601
>Rub it harder!
>>10885561
Oh I can only guess.
>>10885464
Clawdia. E-A-S-Y.
>>10885570
Oh. It's you. I know who you are now.
GREAT!
>The victor of the Splatfest was decided by three categories. Performance, Popularity and Total Splattage!
Let's kick things off with the performance. I'm pretty sure you guys already know how that last Splatfest ended...
>>10885483
W-well... Uh...
>10K goes quiet as he sighs and steps back.
Depends on your definition of "Alright"...
>Not looking too happy, he chooses to rummage through his various pants pockets to distract himself.
>>10885561
Yeah sure. Why not?
>>10885627
I hope it's not clawdia, clawdia is one of that pedophiles avas
How many avafaggots have you guessed yet?
6-7 here.
>>10885612
(Nope, come on, I'm sure you'll all b-)
>>10885627
>>10885628
(Yay, now you are all disappointed.)
>>10885601
O-O-Okay!
>Shy starts rubbing the stick against her face even harder.
>>10885635
...D-Did those...t-things get to the Mushroom Kingdom...?
>Shy starts to hyperventilate, the Gameboy finally falling from her hands and clattering on the ground.
>Shy~
>>10885577
Erp?
>>10885641
people have tried to guess mine around 10 times already and none have been right
>>10885612
kys DDD
>>10885641
Too many told me theirs before I even got to try and guess. And no. I am not saying who is who.
new bred where
>>10885658
I told you anon. No. Or at least. Not tonight
>Magisa