HG THREAD! SPLATFEST: FINAL ROUND!
HOT VS COLD!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQGXto8JLZA&feature=youtu.be
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!
>Let's send the Splatfest off with a good game, alright? Team Cold has got this in the bag!
It's time to put these chumps in their place, Hot!
Enter, now!
>Enter, now!
Berkut
>Hot
>>10881243
Gin Ichimaru
>Team Cold
Doctor Do Little
>>10881243
COLD Magisa
>>10881243
Sombra
Eusine
Team Cold, as always.
>>10881243
HOT-HEAD EDDY
Hunter
Bathtub Man
Nobody likes a cold bath, Team Hot for me
>>10881243
Shy Gal
C-Cold...?
Kawakami Momoyo
Hot
>>10881243
Overhaul
I choose no team
Silver
>Team Hot
>>10881243
Curly Brace
Hot!
Tracer
>Team Cold
>>10881243
Hiyoko Saionji
>Team Cold
>>10881243
Ms. Fortune
Team Hot
Reflecto Type-HELL
Hot
>>10881243
Kharjo
>Hot
The Real Frank West
Ehhm, hot I guess.
A smug and thirsty anime girl drinking a COLD soda from a cup
COLD Yusuke Kitagawa
>>10881243
Serge
>hot
Suz
Hot hot hot
Shantae
I'm more of a hot girl!
(Doesn't sound any good saying it outloud.)
>>10881243
10K
Team Hot.
>(Like the food I just made.)
>>10881243
Ghiaccio
>Cold
>>10881261
Hmmm...
Hot or Cold, Hot or Cold...
Hottity bottity rockity shotitties...... Well I never really hated the heat so I guess I'm going in naked and hot.
>>10881243
Lenny
cold
Elite minor
>>10881243
Flamin' Moe
Team Hot
A cup of ice cream
>Cold
The Unsplattable Wario
>>10881243
Satsuki Kiryuin
>>10881243
Punished Patrick
Cold, like his heart
Elias Ainsworth
0-4 hot
5-9 cold
chinese moko
Hot GotY
Syria
>Cold
Joseph Christiansen
Sponge
Hot
>>10881261
>We could have somebody make a fallout character to use as an ava
Holy fuck how come nobody has done this
Widowmaker
Cold
>>10881317
Team Cold
>>10881243
Irotsuki
Team Cold!
Mt Lady
Like her, Team Hot
>>10881346
>pets
>>10881243
Zen and Rei
Team Hot!
>>10881243
Araragi Karen
Hot of course!
>>10881340
Because Fallout is shit besides New Vegas
>>10881243
Agent 4
cold
>>10881318
>>10881243
Team cold if you please.
The Fire Serpent
Hot
>>10881338
>>10881243
>hot
>>10881354
>>10881354
Do not post my wife
>turn around for two seconds
>miss one of the likely last few SAW games
>>10881266
Caliente
Buckethead
Cold
>>10881218
Look I'm sorry but I just can't not show me. Unless you've got an invisible potion to sell me. I tried to make one yesterday but I kind of messed it up.
Put a bag on your head, maybe this will help
>>10881233
>>10881300
Hmm?...
Oh I see. You're one of these mute people, it has been a while since I had met one in person... For some reason they usualy tend to carry a sword... Maybe it is a disease, I will have to make some research about this.
>She nods
Fate put us in different teams but even then, I wish you good luck
>>10881410
>pets
>>10881358
Oh mon chérie, careful with the spiders.
>>10881354
D'Lo Brown
Hot
>>10881417
Please refrain from doing so.
Unless you've got $10 to spare.
>>10881409
fuck internet
>>10881407
I think it was more than two seconds. I can swap you in if you want.
>>10881407
Come on over at the red team, we got swaps, and puppies, and cookies made with love, possibly hookers too.
>>10881407
I'll swap you in, post your entry
Aw who am I kidding no one ever posts it
Hope you're ready!
>If you spot any errors, please point them out now.
And be sure to take this one home, Team Hot!
>>10881418
>pats once more before giving a thumbs up
>>10881439
>>10881445
Thanks but I'm good. I just wanted some pity for me being a dumbass and getting distracted when dude clearly said game was coming.
>>10881450
Nobody ever posts it kek
>>10881431
>passes a $20
>pets again
>>10881456
Ummm...r-ready...!
>>10881456
All right, we made it!
"Let's give it our all this time as well."
>>10881270
>>10881456
Hot please.
>>10881456
Better stay away, or else you may get tenta-missled again!
Twiss
>Female
>Team Cold
>>10881456
Bakuzan is ready, I'm ready. The pigs pestering this place shall know where they belong.
>>10881456
All set!
>>10881456
We are two purple-haired people.
In the same team.
In the same district.
Fate is definitely playful tonight.
>>10881469
Thank you very much.
>She puts the money in her bag
>Removes her hat
>And bows her head for the petting.
Come back anytime.
>>10881456
>>10881456
Me-ow, what a feisty team I got myself into. In any case, I'm ready to rumble.
So that's 27 for Hot and the rest for unaffiliated or Cold.
>>10881456
Let's get on with the purifying process.
>>10881456
Let's get this show on the road!
>>10881456
>>10881456
>Snaps a few pictures of his opponents
Jeez, and I thought the Vietnam guy was creepy. This place is a nuthouse.
>>10881456
So who's winning in this cold and warm thing? is it like hide and seek?
>>10881506
>ruffles hair before walking off
>>10881456
>10K jogs back, slightly winded as he carries two large cups in his hands.
O-oh... H-hey I made it...
>>10881478
>He comes to a stop next to Shy gal and hands her one.
Sorry... it took so long... Had to find... a water pump, and check it...
Last water pump I saw had a Z head gumming it up... Don't wanna drink that.
>>10881511
It's perfect then. I like a good underdog story
>>10881456
Hot Shantae? Ran right into that one. Everyone all good? Because I'm Ret-2-G0!
>>10881456
A new adventure begins!
Late dude
>>10881504
No you're not, you've got the wrong skin on.
The one Person who's identity I want is Gin's.
Fucking slippery snake bastard.
>>10881456
What an... odd tournament this is.
>Berkut prepares his lance, and feeds his trusty steed
Onto battle!
>>10881542
It's Adachi
>>10881554
>Dach
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SHOULDVE KNOWN SINCE HE FOLLOWS THAT BRAVE SOULS GAME
>>10881542
I don't know who it is but Gin is best Bleach char
>>10881456
Sombra online.
Hope you closed the backdoor, hosts. Just kidding, it's always open.
>>10881456
Ready to kill...
Le vie will meet its end.
>>10881462
Adieu.
>>10881502
>>10881456
>>10881372
>>10881456
This seems different, and I like it! i'm ready to fight for my team!
>>10881541
You know I completely forgot, Gotta remember to wear it next time.
>saved
>>10881456
Everything seems to be in order. Don't let me down, team COLD.
>Team Cold comes in right off the bat!
Buuut... Not all of them are doing that great. Plus, even though they're the smaller team, they're turning on eachother! It's music to my ears!
So who are the confirmed P5 avas?
>>10881523
>Shy spins around to face him, caught a bit off-guard.
O-Oh! Ummm..t-thank you very much!
>Shy takes the cup, holding it tightly between her two sleeved hands. After looking at it for a few moments, she looks back at 10k.
D-Do you mind turning away...? B-Because, ummm, w-well...
>She tapers off, her intent perhaps clear, perhaps not.
>>10881641
>Shy turns around when she hears the confrontation, her pleading eyes looking right at the owner.
P-Please let him in. He's my friend, and...ummm...
>>10881649
Futaba after I nigger her.
>>10881588
Thanks for the swap, person!
>>10881641
I don't understand this modern art.
>>10881641
>Overhaul shifts through the drawing from his number 1 fan
Why are these drawings of me and various other men engaging in coitus?
>>10881641
Sorry, but you sure look hot to me.
>>10881641
Doesn't seem all that wise to send bombs where my potential team members might be, but in it's nature, this still is a free-for-all.
>>10881641
Awwwwaaaaay!
>He just jogging while pulling out his paint guns
I'mma gonna paint you like one of them french ladies, "Oh Doctor, you paint me so good" I know Mary, I know.
>>10881641
I'm usually a bit messier when it comes to inking all over the place, but I consider this a job well done.
>>10881661
What? I was gonna do that dude!
>>10881641
Hey, Taradita; didn't they tell you to always look before you enter a room? Guess not.
>>10881641
Heehee...
>Hiyoko sprays a mustache and glasses on the graffiti then runs off.
I like you the best, HG. None of you come to HG tomorrow.
>>10881641
>all of the drawings are of places his journeys have taken him. As well as some of the monsters he has fought. Nothing ill was intended. He just had too much and needed to lighten the load.
>>10881641
>>10881641
Sooo. 'Bout you being on the hot-team...how about you just...don't?
ok deal
>cody
>>10881641
>Rei is clearly out of breath, but boasts all the same.
Ha... That's right! ...Don't mess with team Hot! ...Ugh..
>Zen hesitates to tell her that that was one of their teammates she was fighting with, but let's it slide in the end and fetches Rei something to drink. It's going to be a long match.
>>10881641
Can't say I have a use for all of these, I already got all the drawings I need!
>>10881641
Hey you guys can keep your guns, I prefer to go in the old fashioned way.
>>10881655
>10K looks a bit confused, slightly tilting his head.
What? Uh.. S-sure?
>>10881641
>Stopped at the door, the kid sighs heavily.
Is it the weapons? I promise you that's all I have... Come on man, Just... Just let me in, She's my friend.
>>10881681
Understandable. Have a great day.
>>10881641
Lessee here. If I go with the rollers, I won't get any new clothes! Why does everything I do have to be difficult?
>>10881641
Woah, that was close, who's side is he on?
>>10881641
Fine, you can go ahead and take the territory for yourself. I didn't want it anyway. There's no water source nearby.
>>10881456
More paint war, huh? If at least I had the chance to put my White Album to use this time aro-
>>10881641
Now that's just fucking disappointing.
>>10881641
>Satsuki floats up into the sky with no ''way'' to come down or escape from the bubble of ink. Once she's out of Lenny's sight, Satsuki activates Junketsu and immediately chagnes to Senpu to escape the bubble prison. To avoid being detected by Lenny she stays up in the sky.
I see it doesn't matter if you're in my team, you want to grab the victory at all cost. Clever but not enough.
>>10881702
no deal imposter poson
>cody
>>10881641
>She grabs the statue of Reflecto.
Who would want to throw this magnificent work of art in the garbage bin.
It looks like a Squid, but it doesn't have this obnoxious punchable face... and that nose... That nose is on par with Cleopatra's and Cyrano's definitely a proof of an intelligent design on earth.
>She steals it
>>10881687
I hear that. Good looking out, my nigga
>>10881706
Frank you stupid fuck that's not gonna cover any ground!
>>10881731
What is this girls source
>Got to hand it to him. He refuses to choose a team but he's really fresh when it comes to splatting.
People seem to really like the Toxic Mist, huh? I prefer Curling Bombs myself. Way more useful.
>>10881706
A smart choice. A mace's quiver will never empty.
>>10881641
We can't think of a better plan, i'm sorry but we appreciate your sacrifice.
>Curly and her teammate walk away from the cold-team member that betrayed his team.
>>10881745
>>10881745
Haha! The turf is mine for the taking!
>Hiyoko gets the turf.
>>10881745
P-power eggs?
>>10881641
What is this greasy abomination you call food?
>Berkut hesitantly takes a bite out of it, and chews it slowly
It's definitely not the worst thing I've tasted..
>>10881745
Take what you gathered. I'm not willing to share with heathens like you.
>Berkut takes his share, and gets back on his steed
>>10881745
I'm...still not entirely sure what the use of these "power eggs" are, but if they don't split evenly, I don't mind splitting some of my own if it makes you two happy.
>>10881745
>Bathtuh man relaxes in his tub, seemingly unaware that his bathroom has been transported to a town square without his knowledge nor consent.
>>10881745
What's wrong little buddy, you going? Buddy... Little Buddy...
>He fakes a cry, repeating and begging the hunter to come back, before going back to filling the turf with a blank face
>>10881745
"This mist is proving to be quite a nuisance..."
>>10881745
>sleeps while the other people is doing their things.
Late fistroman
>>10881709
T-Thank you...
>Shy patiently waits for him to turn around, looking at the cup in her hands.
>>10881745
>Shy keeps scanning across the mound of eggs she's carrying in her crossed arms.
Ummm...e-excuse me, but...what do these do...?
>>10881745
>Sombra coughs uncontrollably before tossing her translocator out of the toxic smoke
How did that guy get access to Amelie's equipment? She doesn't even let me borrow her pen!
>>10881745
Isn't escargot made from normal snails?
>>10881745
>Tracer wanders out of the mist
I always fall for that...now where'd he go?
>>10881745
>Shantae pops her head out of the water to take in a few breaths.
Puah! I haven't found them yet but I'll get looking. Goooo Team Hot!
>>10881794
VIENDO
>>10881795
>After a moment of awkwardly standing there, he seems to notice something of interest and turns away, taking a drink from his own cup.
Mmm. Good water. That's a cool... Thing... Over there...
>>10881745
>Coughing hard, 10K stumbles back, pulling the goggles down over his eyes.
EVERY. TIME. I need to get me some of these!
>>10881794
MENUDO PEDAZO DE MIERDA
>>10881745
You guys can keep all of these stupid eggs, I really don't see the point of keeping these things around.
>>10881811
>>10881745
>>10881797
I think a certain SOMEONE has been equipping the enemy with gear. We should keep an eye on her.
>>10881745
O-Oh I can feel it! This is it! The apex of the "HG experience"! Splatting walls with ink. Really it's exceeding all of my expectations. I was promised fame, glory and delicious hijinks but this is way better.
...
>She throws her ink gun into the garbage bin and goes looking for a bar
>>10881742
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=18456818
https://twitter.com/amboynaV2
https://twitter.com/Nbo_1919
Look at this teamwork! Team Hot is where it's at!
>This isn't the Team Hot I remember...! What happened?!
You've just gotta come face facts Marina. Team Hot, can not, be stopped!
>>10881641
>Widow listens to relaxing music while she waits for her prey.
>She's laying down on her front with her sniper in her hands.
>>10881745
>Using her special ability, she launches one of her special mines.
>She continues to wait for her prey in a tatical position.
Come her and grab your cake...
>>10881745
>Overhaul lets go and steps away from the splatted ed boy
Now I hope you stay this way. It's better you have ink inside of you instead of this illness.
>>10881745
>"this should help me find my way if I get lost here.
>Aa Serge wanders around he places some discreet splats here and there to mark his way. Making sure to not use too much and look like some vandal.
>>10881745
>>10881782
It will be fine. We can corner him later, but I'd be careful. That sword of his may prove to be the purr-fect weapon for defending yourself.
>>10881861
We're searching for scrolls, is it? Fear not, I'm a professional thief, finding and acquiring such an item will be no hard task.
>>10881861
>>10881861
>Overhaul stands off to the side and lets Karen do all the work
Remind me why we're doing this? More importantly, why am I doing this with you? You're sweaty and difficult to look at.
>>10881861
>Did someone notice her? Someone definitely noticed her, or at least...is approaching! There is no way she can let anyone know about her secret hobby : Sewing exploration. It's just not socially acceptable!
>She dives down into the tainted water
>>10881861
>Hiyoko sticks her tongue out, pulls a raspberry and runs away.
>>10881825
>Behind him, 10k can hear what sounds like a buckle being undone. Then, after a moment's pause, he can hear Shy quietly sipping on her water, the pauses and sips seeming almost rhythmic with their equal duration.
>>10881861
>Seeing the cat somehow fall through a closed grate is enough for Shy to lower her gun in confusion.
H-Huh...?
>>10881861
>Is still sleeping.
>>10881861
Deja vu...the opposing teams selection of weapons is shallow, it seems.
>>10881820
PORNO
>>10881861
Oh là là, Sombra I thought you knew better than this.
>She stays behind her splatbrella while looking for something to use her grappling hook.
>>10881861
ugh, blinked right into him. What an ambush...
>>10881843
Not much of the sharing type that one, but who knows.
>>10881861
I knew you were a coward, Arañita. Where's your rifle? Or maybe you just can't handle the heat.
>>10881861
The newcomer has it rough. Gotta make them feel welcome somehow.
>The drawings were all around this quality, but it is the thought that counts. Right?
>>10881861
Let's go get something to eat, I'm starving!
"Rei, you should watch your calorie intake. You already had three meals today."
C-Come on, Zen! It'll be fine...
>>10881875
"It won't matter. I have the advantage in distance."
>Zen shows off two heavy crossbows to demonstrate.
Yeah, Zen's totally got that guy beat in a fight!
>>10881861
>>10881882
Well that's great, since...
>Bathtub Man looks inside his bathtub, seeing no scrolls
Nope, nothing here.
Let me get ny towel so we can head out.
>>10881861
Hey guys, We have a threefer McCheater, all weapons mod.
First weapon mod is the Street Inker, custom textures and animations, shoots ink in a fast pace, Second one is the One-Ink-Wonder inks the whole place if you shoot someone with it successfully, I kinda don't like this one because it's just so overpowered, then we've got the Pearl-grenade, throwing it will attract alot of squids and it'll blow up in mayo... Yeah this is a not PG grenade, I mean the white stuff looks like glue, who wants glue? We need to ban glue, they eat our children and... Wait that's a good thing, we should get more glue.
It's too bad that can't happen all the time. I guess they're just getting ready for the next big splat?
>It doesn't look that way. In fact, you just lost another one.
What!?
Stop mingling and start splatting!!
>>10881861
PATRICK, NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>10881861
>>10881895
>As her body parts slip through the grate one by one, she reassembles herself at the point where she's fallen. Looking back up at the vantage point she left, she taunts the sniper that tried to shoot her.
What's wrong? Cat got your tongue? Or are you too shy to pull the trigger?
>She laughs to herself before she gets on all fours and runs off into the nearest hiding place to retreat.
>>10881920
Well you better have good aim now, or else you'll let that fish get away with the bait he set for us.
>>10881830
>>10881938
Amelie would love this sight. Too bad she's too busy cowering up under her umbrella.
>>10881938
>>10881938
Hey guys we have a... wait we already did this.
>He jogs to the host screen to start knocking on it
Hey! You gave me the same mods, I can't review them again I'll upset people, I mean I would like a new mod, or else you know... we'd be doing the same thing, atleast give me a goo-goo bar!
>>10881938
>Hiyoko watches the others from above. She snacks on a Jawbreaker.
>>10881938
What , wait a minute!
This is dangerous, I should go.
>>10881861
What do you mean my money is no good here? Come on man, I just want to get a damn a coffee. Look, I have $20 right here, can you just take that and let me have a damn drink?
>>10881938
I don't understand how a bunch of paint is going to hurt anybody, if anything all I'm doing is pulling a prank on someone.
>>10881938
YOU WIN THIS TIME, SQUIRREL!!
>>10881938
>Shy is overwhelmed as pictures of dogs come pouring out of her mailbox. And also very baffled.
I-I mean, t-they're cute, but, ummm...why...?
>>10881938
>He simply turned one of his several Suicune shirts inside out, and sloppily wrote the name of his team on it in black marker.
>>10881938
Aww... Ack!
>Zen drags Rei in when the clothing owner stops Magisa from entering
"This is for the best. She is one of our opponents after all."
Oh yeah...
>>10881861
>10K jumps in alarm as the girl rolls towards him.
>With a quick draw and an equally quick trigger finger, she's stopped dead in her tracks.
>The pun is slightly intended.
>>10881895
>The kid looks more confused, his curiosity is rather peaked by this. He didn't remember seeing any buckles she would need to undo to drink...
>With a shake of his head, 10K continues to look in the other direction. It had to be her mask, and he wasn't going to be rude to Shy Gal.
>>10882032
Sweekuun succs
>>10881938
Come on. What is this discrimination? I am team cold and so -logically- I should be the freshest one - What do you mean?
I have you know my clothes were made by Alejandro Puccini, one of the greatest tailor of Venise in his time.
Yes, he is dead.
No I don't understand why it should matter that he lived 400 years ago
>>10881938
Whew, how many fish did you eat? I don't think you could even get a mouthful of them with those lips of yours.
>>10881938
>Overhaul tags every wall with the Eight Precepts of Death logo
>>10881938
>attached is a bill for 27 g. A fair price for a good drawing. Even if he drew the nose a little oversized.
>>10881938
Stale squid? Try smelling yourself, star of the ocean.
>>10881926
>Yusuke seems unfazed by the man butt-ass naked in the bath.
I see. Do you need me to find you a towel? I'm certain there's one around here.
>>10881938
More power eggs....if I didn't know any better, I'd figure my one true meaning in life was to find these things.
Keep to yourself, you cucks.
>>10881938
Woah, I'm finally getting some recognition!
(Hope whoever made this sin't a total creep.)
>>10882043
YOU ARE WRONG! SO VERY WRONG!
>Peaaaarl. You were supposed to remove that one.
Yeah, my bad, my bad. Did you hear someone knocking on the door?
>...What door?
Nevermind that, look! Team Hot's back at it again!
>>10882068
>falseflagging to start shit
>>10881949
"You won't have to worry. When I catch him in my sights, he'll have a hard time escaping."
>>10882072
are you from erp
>>10882063
No man, don't worry.
Just turn around for a bit while I grab my towel
>Bathtub man quickly covers up his bottom half as he steps out of the tub
Alright dude, lets get this over with. Where can we find these scrolls?
Why are we even looking for them?
>>10882068
top fucking kek
>feel too tired to RP
>slap face with water
>feel less tired
>die next slide
thanks game
>>10882078
Uh-oh, that's not goo-
>SPLAT
>>10882078
Chérie can you move away your shield? The outcome will be the same, there's no point.
>>10882078
"You should choose the rifle if you're experienced and have a steady hand. Otherwise, you should use the twin pistols."
>>10882078
>Keeps knocking on the door
I NEED ANO- hey what's that whistling sound above m-
>Before he could speak he gets covered with ink
OH JESUS! GAWD! Now what am I gonna do? I'm going home to clean myself, screw you Silver!
>>10882078
Is that....
It's perfect!
>Bathtub Man quickly grabs his new weapon and dunks it in his tub
>He fears none now thay he has a Supersoaker.
>>10882104
Well maybe if you hadn't fucked your sleep schedule with a rake you wouldn't have this problem
>>10882078
Kaboom!!
>>10882078
>>10882040
>The rhythmic drinking continues for about another minute. Then comes the sound of the cup being set down on the ground, followed by cloth brushing and the buckle being snapped back into place. Another bit of cloth rustling and then:
O-Okay, y-you can turn around now...t-thanks again.
>>10882078
>Shy sits very uncomfortably in the box, knees pushed right up into her chest as she shivering, anticipating anyone to come by.
O-Owww...
>>10882078
How peculiar. Kharjo is no stranger to art, but these images seem very outlandish, even to someone as well-traveled as him.
>>10882078
Looks like a monument for a war hero. This just goes to show how much these squid creatures respect heroes.
>Overhaul touches the contain and then examines how dusty it is
I would hope this woman was cleaner than this back in her glory day.
>>10882078
I said it yesterday.
I shall say it again.
This game is stupid
And come on it is a squid, you obviously rigged it for him, don't you? There is no need to lie now.
>>10882111
That's rich coming from you, Amelie.
>>10882130
But my sleep schedule is normal
it's almost fucking midnight and i want to stay up to SAWs end which is 5 fucking AM
>>10882133
Silver Queen?
>>10882078
So how does this work, I just stand here and this thing wi-
>Before Frank can finish his sentence he is flung towards the battlefield, screaming like a little girl throughout the whole flight before landing face first on the concrete floor
>>10882078
>Yusuke slathers any area around him with his toothbrush, each stroke further fueling his desire for victory over the HOT team.
>>10882101
Ah, but of course.
>Yusuke turns around and puts his head into his hand, contemplating
You know, your muscles are quite...defined. Have you ever been a model, perhaps for an artist, or another?
>>10882078
(Jeez, she's big! She must have trouble finding clothes.)
We're probably have to find at least five to move on. That's how it usually is.
>>10882100
Errr nope. But I did meet the me from there! It was a lot more creepier than I would have thought.
>>10882078
Whoa watch it! Friendly fire! Friendly fire!
>She yells, escaping through the ink rain that has been set, dodging each and every drop successfully with little to no pain.
>>10882086
I'll keep you to your word, but have you ever thought about using explosives in your arrows? It could make quite the booming entrance and exit.
>>10882078
>"I really don't get the point of these. Can't I just use my trusty swallow to fight? I don't stand a chance with a weapon I don't know how to use"
>he points at one of the ink guns hoping for a helpful opinion from the others.
/co/ guy here, guys from both sides are trying to start shit, but just know that the main guys here (the hosts and all that) appreciate you guys and wish for no beef
>>10882167
You should fuck your sleep schedule and stay up until 5 fucking AM.
>>10882078
Oh nooo...!!
>Hiyoko is lit up and explodes into ink.
>Looks like Hot is bored.
Hey! How can you blame them! It's not like you guys are putting up much of a fight.
>>10882182
Kill yourselves.
>>10882078
>10K nods to the others.
Sup? You uh... You guys taking a break too?
>Looking a little winded, he sighs and takes a drink from his cup he'd set down a little bit ago.
>>10882139
>Turning around, 10K flashes her a smile.
Feelin better now?
>After a moment, his smile fades.
Are you alright under that mask and hood of yours?
>>10882182
Keep trucking on, /co/ HG.
>>10882186
no
only for today
>>10882182
We know.
Even the shitposters know, but they're obviously jumping at the chance.
>>10882171
Dude, are you coming on to me?
First the lifeguard lady, now this?
>>10882195
>>10882182
Thanks man. I don't wish for a beef either.
>>10882197
Fuck off there buddy.
>>10881861
YEEHAW! Now we're playing with power!
>>10881938
Oh. Oh, am I gonna get to paint more stuff? Because oh yeah, sign me up!
>>10882078
>>10882111
How 'bout you maybe don't? I was born for these games, I gotta paint everything her-
>>10882195
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>10882168
No.
But you can call me "Queen Silver" if you want.
>>10882182
Good advice, thanks pal.
>>10882195
I wonder where I can go to if I take this platform...
>>10882195
>Against her will, really.
H-H-Heeeeelp!
>>10882199
>Shy smiles coyly in return.
Y-Yes, thank you.
>Then, her smile fades as well.
Oh! Ummm...y-y-yes, i-it's just...personal. I-I don't want to take it off...
>>10882195
Hey, do you hear something? Sounds like it's getting really close.
>>10882195
>Overhaul looks over at the girl. Blood surround the area he's standing
Oh, please excuse me. I'm trying to clean up a bit. The blood you see belonged to a deeply disturbed squid. I figured I would help him out.
>Overhaul puts his surgical glove back on and walks away from the girl drinking cold soda
>>10882195
>The bomb goes off, quickly dismembering her entire body as it spreads across the map, spraying her blood everywhere in the process.
>>10882229
Ruby?
>>10882180
"I would have to find some explosive material for that. So far, I haven't found anything I could use."
>>10882195
Uuuuuugh, we got inked again!
"...Let's just go wash ourselves off again."
>>10882164
Don't you have some high security walls to hack, Sombra?
>>10882195
Poor little one, he won't see the end of this magnifique game.
>>10882195
Take this you son of a b-.. biscuit!
>Bathtub Man grabs Reflecto from behind and snaps the neck.
>He proceeds to follow an octopus recipe from one of his cooking books
>>10882229
Hello Silver Queen.
>>10882195
Phew, seems Lady Luck is feeling especially generous this day.
>>10882207
Wha-? No, I am most certainly NOT coming...onto you, I simply thought it was worth noting that your muscles are defined and that you might make a fitting model...that's all I assure you, sorry if I've lead you on.
>>10882239
Nopesies, guess again.
>>10882261
Liar, you responded way too quickly.
Oh snap!
>Salmonids. They really like to ruin the fun, don't they?
Hey, it beats whatever these guys were just doing. Sitting around and slurping up grub is fine, but honestly, I'm here to see some hardcore splattage!
>>10882239
>>10882252
Try again pals.
>>10882267
Because my secret ava died and I'm bored.
>>10882153
Show the uncensored version.
>>10882284
You better have an event in that arena dedicated to the flyfish
flyfish are fucking bullshit and OP
>>10882284
>Silver is covered in tons of ink after the attack.
>>10882230
Alright, yeah It's cool I get it.I like ya and I think you're pretty cool even with the mask I just... U-uh.. I mean.. Everyone's got somethin to..
>10K quickly brings the cup to his mouth, tipping it enough to cause a small waterfall at the corners of his mouth.
>He acts surprised at this.
Oh! Oh jeeze. That's my bad. Aww.
>>10882195
What's that sound?
>>10882233
Yeah I hear it too... I wonder what it ---
>>10882260
Well, you don't just go arou d saying all that stuff, it makes you soind really gay.
Guess you're just new around these parts, so I'll be nice. I'm a po.... I'm a plumber.
>>10882299
can you read jackass? it says this is a christan HG.
look at this floofy awoo
he so silly
>>10882299
Depends anon... It depends...
Are you willing to pay?
Is secret ava weekend over?
>>10882284
>Bathtub Man is certainly overwhelmed.
>>10882284
>>10882314
Not for long.
>>10882318
I'll pay you five games back to back.
>>10882315
What kind of dog is this?
>>10882322
No.
>>10882299
I'm gonna second this.
>>10882322
Ain't over until the fat lady sings
>>10882284
Gah. Don't you think you could have waited until we were away from you, Miss. Widowmaker?
>Overhaul desperately tries to rub the ink off his coat
Or, perhaps you wanted to anger me? I've got no problem cleansing you here and now.
>>10882294
wanna erp?
>>10882332
>takes your strength
>>10882318
>>10882322
No, Ragi.
>>10882335
Certainly not a bird.
>>10882342
I'm not one for extreme role-playing
>>10882348
>>10882284
This land is filled with all manner of dangerous beasts. But this dragon is the most fearsome.
>>10882315
Is like looking myself in a mirror.
>>10882363
>It's like regular RP, but with a frisbee
>You all deserve a break after that. Good fight.
NO! I wanna see more!
>>10882357
Of course, everyone knows owls aren't birds
>>10882368
>gives gun
look at this cute kitter
he so silly as well
>>10882335
An wol
it's a rare breed of awoo
>>10882307
You have a point, I forgot sexuality was such a touchy subject in this day and age.
Though I will admit I am quite new to this place, I'm no stranger to asking people to be my models! If someone truly piques my interest, I will ask them out-front if they wish to help me.
>>10882363
i can be gentle bby
>>10882284
>"what have I just done? I wanted to help them! Not kill them!"
>dropping to his knees as he watches the carnage, he can't help but look on in horror as his teammates are all killed before his eyes.
>>10882368
>>10882386
>>10882334
Meh sorry... I prefer cash, I don't really have the time to play video games nowadays. I need to pay the bills you know?
Alright. $75 for a nude, I believe it's an honorable price.
>>10882351
Did you take me for some cheap two-bits whore? You should really work on that Discernment
>>10882390
that doesn't look cute at all, that kitters got a knife!
>>10882384
Fuck dude that actually sounds cool
>>10882384
sounds dope desu
>>10882384
>>10882399
I'm gonna have to ask my dad first.
>>10882396
Sure.....
So.
What were we searching for again?
>>10882389
>>10882390
how is it a kitter if it has birb in the filename
>>10882418
Do you have change?
>>10882446
shhhh
logic does not exist here
>>10882432
he can come too
>>10882446
It mugged the birb, duh
>>10882406
>Is that what you wanted Pearl?
...
Man, I am fucking bored.
now look at this cuddly birb
he the silliest
>>10882494
That's clearly a fish.
>>10882284
H-He's t-t-too strong...!
>Shy's last words before she was inked out of the game.
>>10882306
Y-You're pretty cool too, Mister 10k...o-oh, dear! Ummm...h-here!
>Shy reaches into her hoodie pocket and pulls out a handkerchief. Her hand slightly shaky, she extends it out to 10k.
T-To wipe your mouth...
>Shy~
>>10882494
>>10882503
That's a lizard you fucking retards
>>10882306
Jeez, that really smarts! This is not the right outfit to fight these kinds of fights.
>Shantae lets out a gasp as she sees the mass of red covering her chest. Only to be relieved that it wasn't any kind of blood.
Guess that means we're out.
>>10882514
>he doesn't know lizards are fish
>>10882503
no its obviously a mouse
>>10882479
>despite being an excellent swimmer, Serge still drowns due to the fate decided for him by the arena.
>Serge