/ERP/ Thread Late night comfy hours. Previous: >>10825083

I want to fuck Rikka

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Why are you still here staring at my ass, leave already!

>>10829620
Summon him? Do I need a death claw skull or just ask really nicely?

>>10829659
Are you really gonna complain with how blatantly you have it on display?

>>10829659
Shut up you drunk whore.

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>>10829680
I can do whatever I want with my body, its my RIGHT as an American citizen!

>>10829689
I'm not d-drunk, you dumb...dumb little FAG

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(Blessed be more ShitShad)

>>10829665
Did someone say deathclaw skull!?

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(Reposting it here so the session can prevail further.)
>>10829176 #
>The Doll took no time in spouting out her usual dialogue, kneeling down along with him and gently grasping his palm. A familiar glow emitted between her and the hunter's palm, absorbing his blood echoes as she granted him strength. The Doll has always felt a certain warmth in her bosom as she continually went through this process many times with her beloved hunter. In the deepest reaches of her mind, she could feel a basic emotion and yet she's never had the knowledge to detect what exact emotion it was that she felt. Perhaps the hunter would know something about this...

>>10829718
Oh yeah? Then it's my right as a fellow American citizen to stare! Now how about you do me a favor and jiggle those goods for me.

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>>10829745
Ok well I guess... I guess that makes sense! I'm not jiggling SHHHIITT for you though

>>10829724
Huh it really worked. I heard there was a cute bo- Legal age male that fits your description that likes to be railed by fat cocks. Would you know anything about that?

>>10829817
Pftt whatever. I'll just help myself then. You're probably too drunk to stop me anyway.
>Kneeling down, the pervert casually reaches out to slap at her plump ass, making the fat cheek jiggle slightly from the impact.

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>>10829865
Hey, get away from back there! Theres *hicc* stuff you shouldn't see back th-there!
>she crawled on her stomach to try and get away from him, sliding her drunk, skimpy body only a foot or two from him

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>>10829824
Did you almost say "little boy"? You know I'm like, waaay older then I look, right? But yeah, that sounds like me!

>>10829915
Oh please. You wanted my attention, didn't you?

>Catching her by the ankle, he easily drags her body back over to him, opting to directly grope and squeeze at her ass after giving it a couple more slaps and spanks for good measure.

>>10829946
Yeah yeah sure, legal age I get ya. How many caps do I gotta pay to get you out of that suit and onto my lap?

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>>10829945

>>10829945
Dog mom is cute! CUTE!

>>10829945
I want to thirstpost but you're probably just throwing bait. :^(

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>>10829962
I didn't want any attention, I'm just out here *hicc* sunbathing! But stop, d-don't go any further down!
>her thighs slapped together as he pulled her back, her rosy drunk face looking back at him with concern
If I let you play with my butt, promise me you want touch anything *hicc* else or go down...there..

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>>10829970
Caps? I got tons of those, buddy. You got any interesting weapons or some shit, or maybe some cool collectables?

>>10830009
Such a child, asking for toys now? Okay okay, I see how it is. I got this big shiny Nukacola fire truck at my place, as well as a good few bottles still full if you do what I say. Come on, we got a deal or do I got to rip that suit off of you?

>>10829995
Oh? You're gonna let me play with your ass now?

>He gives her a sharp spank this time, her ass now redder than her face thanks to the impact.

Sudden change of heart huh? You just getting horny and don't wanna admit it?

>He asks while pushing her legs together and unzipping his pants, fishing out his half erect cock from his boxers so he can casually wedge the thing between her cheeks. He had a feeling that this wasn't what she meant, but he knew that she was way too drunk to actually stop him from hotdogging her like this.

>>10830009
Are you not going to play the girl anymore?

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>>10830056
>she let out a loud huff as his fat slab of cockmeat slammed between her plump pillows, pushing her skimpy bikini bottoms between her two round cheeks. She'd normally never say no to a nice, fat cock like this while she was off her face on wine, but this moment was different
Ah, n-no...Morty did some...stupid thing *hicc*, just...dont flip me over or anything, d-don't..
>her body trembled a little, but her beet red face started to morph into something more lewd as she felt his cock pulse against her

>>10830107
>He digs his cock deep between her cheeks, almost as if he were going to start fucking her through her bikini, but he always pulls back and resumes just grinding against her.

Oh come on. You can't say something like that and not expect me to be curious. You just got me in the mood for a titfuck.

>With that said he gets off of her long enough to grab her shoulder and attempt to flip her over, wanting a good look at the dirty face she was making and her tits.

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>>10830153
>she stiffened herself up so she was hard to flip, the lewd feeling of his cock jammed against her ass almost making her miss the chance to stop him. Embarrassed, she continued to look up at him as her head drunkenly wobbled left and right
Just keep *hicc* grinding that fat thing against me, I...ok l-look, Morty did some weird th-thing and *hicc* now I've got something YOU'VE GOT as well, ok? It'll go away soon but..

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>>10830033
Didn't you hear me, dickwad? I said WEAPONS or COLLECTABLES. I ain't thirsty
>the trap folded his arms, turning away from the man

>>10830061
Who, Nancy? That anon didn't reply, did he?

>>10830214
I replied actually in the old thread.

>>10830198
>Looking only a little dissatisfied, he continues rubbing against her, taking the time to think about what she said to him.

..The hell are you rambling about? You must seriously be drunk off your as-

>And then it hits him, he realizes exactly what she's talking about and just grins, stopping his rubbing so he can focus on pressing against her through her skimpy bikini.

...I get it. You and your family do some weird shit right? Must be awkward to have to carry something like that around while a stranger presses their own cock against your ass.

>>10830214
>With a shrug the man stood up straight, taking a few steps towards the smaller boy.
I gave you a choice.
>He says bluntly as he undoes his pants, the bulging pile of cock was packed into his boxers, but were clear from sight alone. He didn't let the sight linger however as he gripped the head of the smaller man with the palm of his hand and forced his face into his crotch, grinding the heavy scented cock and balls pair over his face, motioning left and right to really rub in the smell and heat of his cock.
Be a good boy and I'll find something to give you, but if you fight me I might have to hurt you a little, got it? Good.

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>teased in a private chat
>visibly aroused and mentally razzled
This night shift is never going to fucking end.

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>>10830268
>she swallowed as she nodded at him, still feeling sticky from the feeling of his hot meat pressed against her milfy ass
Very awkward, but...if you're *hicc* ok with it, I g-guess..

>>10830300
In that case, why don't you get comfortable with me?

>He finally moves away from her, pulling his cock away from her ass so he can sit down behind her, patting his lap with an expectant look on his face.

Come have a seat here eh? I wanna get a good look at it.

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>>10830385

>>10830467
Cute!

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>>10830389
>>10830467

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>>10830385
Pigs are cute!
Cuuuute!

>>10830542
Nonon is cuter!

>>10830542
So are Nonons

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>>10830385
>tfw no cute pig as a pet.
Why even fucking live?

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>>10830300
HELLO Y'ALL. IT'S YOUR MAN WITH THE ROASTS. WHO CARRIES THE MOST B~
>Now now you all. Why the fuck did the man with the roasts and the most shut the fuck up like a little bitch with a big ass forehead. Well you guys HAVE TO NOTICE. Cause he is. For he was checkin' out Mrs. Sanchez's big, voluptuous ASS. Looking up n' down and side to side at that fine piece of meat on her southside. Practically fixated on it like some goddamn perv. To the point where this nigga wanted to blow his brains out. Turn into one of those fucking indentured Smurfs. And be the one SHE seeks instead of that bitch boy ogre looking Anon. God bless his sweet soul before he blesses himself with 7.62 millimeter bullets. Even as this fucking roaster held steadfast in his resolve to slip his dick in her. The enzymes in his brain screamed NO in unison with the fans cheering him on even in the most heinous of things not to give up. HE'S GOTTA ROAST HER.
AYO YOU PILL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.NOW NOW, DON'T START FLAUNTING OVER THIS DICK NOW THOT, even though bruh like hit me up cause I wanna knock you up n shit. CAUSE I DEFINITELY KNOW YOU CHEATING ON MY NIGGA IN THE FIRST PLACE; JERRY. WITH MOTHERFUCKING FERB YOU RATCHETY HOE. WHICH EXPLAINS WHY YOUR KIDS WEIRD AS FUCK WITH WHATEVER DISEASE THEY WERE TRANSMITTED BY FERBS UGLY ASS. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOUR NOSE VOLDEMORT. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR NOSE BITCH? LOOKIN' LIKE YOU COULD STAB SOMEONE WIT' IT N TRY TO KILL THIS POOR ANON AND SHIT LIKE YOU'RE A PRAY MANTIS. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT PIC FROM EARLIER HOE. I SAW IT; WE ALL SAW IT. FERB WAS HOLDING THE CAMERA. AND GAVE A WHOLE SUMMERS WORTH OF HIS BABY GRAVY ON THE CAMERA; GROSS.
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
>Berleezy screeched out without even an iota of mansuetude to spare for the cheating son of a bitch. His roars upon roars of roast stabbing into her like sharp daggers. And leaving her a riddled mess; another goddamn slut left keeled over by the spurned on Berleezy

>>10830574
Then get one?

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>>10830551
>>10830556
N-not as beautiful as S-satsuki-sama, but thank you!

>>10830626
Of course, Satsuki-sama is perfect. But Nonon is still really cute.

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So as if anime isn't already bad enouugh by itself, now you motherfucker are getting into a little something called "TRAPS"
Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say it isn't gay
Well I'm here to tell you
IT'S FUCKING GAY
If I walked up to you right fucking now, me being a dude and you being a dude, and you were turned on by me
That would be GAY
It's no different for fucking traps, just 'cus they dress like a chick don't mean they are a chick, they got a DICK AND IT'S GAY
AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER
'CUS THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER, THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER
THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH
AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF 'EM, WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT
I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT
I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU

>>10830626
Nonon, let me drink your pee!

>>10830214
>Missed vault slut poster
goddamn it I really like them

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>>10830891

https://discordapp.com/invite/2EtqCAj

erp discord~

>>10831236
W-what? Did I say something wrong?

>>10831236
Can I drink your pee?

I want to sniff fat butts

>>10831259
Who wants to be the one to check it and report how bad/good it is

>>10831297
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP

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>>10831259
>>10831307
It's some gaming group

0/10 not even ERP

>>10831310
T-that's fine...

No anime girls around I assume

>>10831375
ERP is dead.

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>>10831236
Hmmm?

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>>10831409
Nigga it's 6 in the morning

>>10831463
Even so, there were people doing stuff in the past even at 6 am.

>>10831463
Dead hours used to be pretty okay once upon a time. Everyone's been run off besides Sponty from that old crew though.

>>10831520
>>10831546
Reminder that I'm STILL here and STILL waiting for an typefuck

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>>10831618
ahhu durrr

>>10831618
And who are you? Paul?

Reminder to
-ignore Paul
-report his posts
-steal "his" ava, if possible

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>10831636
Reminder that all of the above only makes you look like an idiot and get banned for spamming reports

>>10831624
Who the fuck else

>>10831456
Thats actually kinda hot

>>10831649
Well, what are you waiting for? Bend over.

>Dead hours used to be Sponty, Mercy and Morrigan running around doing lewd things.
>Now it's bait images, shitposting, drama and dead threads.
So this is what suffering feels like.

Reminder that
-Paul will always look like a complete tard because he is a complete tard
-you shouldn't bother asking him to ERP, because he won't
-"His" current ava's name is Mint by Gerth, if anyone wants to actually play them

>>10831650
Isn't it? Too bad for you is the rest of it involves a lot of scat.

>>10831660
ESL ruined ERP.

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Pick one

>>10831672
Miyu.

>>10831672
Chloe.

>>10831672
Both, Chocolate over Vanilla though.

>>10831666
Well, that kinda ruined it..

>>10831666
That only makes it better, Satan. Post it.

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>>10831672
Kuro

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>>10831658
>With a wordless sigh, the desaturated green-haired girl leaned her left elbow on the conveniently located table in front of her, her other hand reaching around her back, hooking her thumb around the top seam of her high-cut shorts and jerking them downward.

>>10831660
>>10831665
https://youtu.be/vXVow-ugc30

>>10831684
>Write over your ass. DMG Rulez.

>>10831684
Now watch as Paul starts losing his shit about 3 posts in. 5 at best.

>>10831672
Illya all the way.

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>>10831679
>>10831680
I meant his other art. It involves some nice things like cum inflation or big butts, but other things involve hyperscat.

>>10831684
Hah... nice ass, bitch.
>Anon slaps your ass, making it jiggle and bounce.

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>>10831675
>>10831677
>>10831681
Looks like I'm going with Kuro first.
>>10831696
Sorry Anon. Maybe I can make it up to you later.

UNABLE TO COMPLY

BUILDING IN PROGRESS

>>10831736
You should do a threesome with both of them. It'd be fun having Kuro teach Illya all the wonders of sex.

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>>10831733
Are you going to do anything? Like really nigga it took you 10 minutes to type that? Stick it back in the oven, because this reply is undercooked as fuck.
Feed this fucking malnourished reply.
Heat up this lukewarm writing.
ffs dude, even >>10831689 's shitpost is more creative

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>>10831736
You're the best.

>>10831736
No problem. Give the people they want first.

>>10831736
Are you going to be playing her now?

>>10831736
/erp/ is super ban happy with Loli so keep it SFW or cropped. /ftt/ you can get away with it but people report you for jokes here.

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>>10831736

>>10831736
So long as she sucks the mana out of me
Through my mouth

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>>10831736
>kuro
Bad times return
Broken, annoying Kuro
Dumb, mentally ill EGG

>>10831695
They """rp""" so rare that I forgot the undeservedly high standards he demands for

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>>10831744
>didn't make it past ONE reply in

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>>10831764
>Caring at all what a person is like behind their avatar
>Caring about anything besides their Roleplay

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>>10831774
I didn't even get a reply nigga I just got three shitposts

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>>10831744
>>10831695
>not even one
>>10831782
Except you got 2 shitposts and 1 reply, Paulino.
Come on.

>>10831791
I like you Peridot.

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>>10831794
I like you too, anon.

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>>10831791
Where's the reply? Did I miss it? I responded to all the (You)s I got

>>10831794
>Hates me
>But likes the literal exact same thing but with a different face
?????????
Reminder that Peridot unironically encouraged suicide, Reminder that Peridot "Redeems" my characters by doing exactly what I do with them, shitposting
Reminder that Peridot has a shitload of discord alts (I've talked to AT LEAST three) and is no better than me when it comes to anonymously harassing people
Reminder that peridot is LITERAL UNIRONIC HUMAN GARBAGE, AND SHOWS NO DESIRE TO IMPROVE WHATSOEVER, YET YOU STILL GAG DOWN HIS TWO INCH GREMLIN COCK DESPITE ME WORKING OVER A YEAR TO JUST TRY AND GET THE FUCKING TIME OF DAY FROM YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCKS

I fucking hate you all

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>tfw no one around to suck their dick and drink their pee

>>10831821
U mad?

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Miau

>>10831838
>Kissus the cat Guu

>>10831838
Guu, take me away from this place

>>10831822
We know, FP

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>>10831841
EVERY SINGLE TIME

>>10831847
Got catnip?

>>10831821
Hah... nice ass, bitch.
>Anon slaps your ass, making it jiggle and bounce.

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>>10831821
It's okay Paul I know you've been having a problem with your eyes lately. Here: >>10831733
That's the one.
Also jeez, 'hate' you? I thought we're absolute besties, bestie.
Calm down a tad, will ya?

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>>10831851
FP? I don't know who that is.

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Wowzers. I wasn't expecting this many replies.
>>10831740
That sounds like it would be lots of fun but I'm not so sure if I would be able to pull off playing two characters at the same time.
>>10831745
Anything for you Rider.
>>10831749
I'll get around to playing Illya eventually Anon.
>>10831750
I'm afraid not yet. I was just testing the waters to see which one I should play first.
>>10831752
Thanks for the tip, Anon. I'll be sure to keep it in mind while making the folder.
>>10831754
Thank you for the image!
>>10831760
She'll be more than happy to do so, Anon.
>>10831764
Excuse me but I'm pretty new to this place and have no idea who that is.

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>>10831856
I've got love and affection. What'll that get me?

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>>10831869
Pic related could be you if you weren't a shitposting retard

>>10831877
No I mean where's the actual reply

>>10831899
Kuro is the ultimate fap bait. There is a reason people go to /ftt/ just for their hyper slut one. I just don't want you to get unceremoniously banned because the toxic dorito or one of the 15 year old's reported you for fun.

>>10831899
All you need to use is { and } to signify you're typing OOC and you'll be identical to EGG

>>10831909
Do you really want to ERP? I can do that. Do you have any scenario in mind?

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>>10831900
A kiss.

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>>10831909
Suit yourself, Pa(u)l.
>>10831918
>reported by toxic dorito
What did he mean by this?

>>10831899
Pls, in any case, I'm glad to see someone playing her again. Cya soon, and hope you'll enjoy your future sessions!

>>10831921
He'd really like one where he summonns a dark magician girl to fuck him

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>>10831921
>Posts asking for RP twice
>Writes serious reply to your literal "Bend over" post
WOW DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO ERP????????

Are all anons this retarded

>>10831940
I do not like you

>>10831927
I suppose that's plenty

>>10831899
I gotcha. I'll just have to wait to see if there'll be another Illya to lure into having some fun with her kind of twin.

>>10831958
I'm not the bend over Anon. I'm another Anon and I'm asking you seriously.

>>10831919
And all you need to do, is start using ellipses, and you'll be identical to Lupin. Funny how that works, isn't it?

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>>10831969
You look just like him

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>>10831958
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Where are the good avas?

>>10831991
I'm giving you a chance Paul. It's up to you to take it.

>>10831899
Eventually works for me, I'm a patient guy. Hope Chloe is tons of fun for you.

>>10831969
You're wasting your time anon, just from how he's acting now you should see how pointless entertaining him is

>>10832012
There is not such a thing like a good avas. Avas are cancer.

>>10831999
My dick has a strong feeling for your ass.

>>10831899
Have a discord?

>>10832038
Give them a chance, goddamn anon

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>>10832037
Neat. Feel free to add me on discord and I'll do something for ya.

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I feel like I would be better off going to bed at this point. Please have a good rest of the day. Sorry for being a nuisance.

>>10832038
Stop scaring off new people Lupin

>>10832038
fuck off lupin

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>>10832016
This is bait
And the worst part is you're gonna act like it isn't but you're still gonna just give me shitty cliche one liners that push zero development, and people are still gonna see me as the bad guy because I'm a concrete thing they can hate and not an abstract anon that can just blend in with the crowd

so tldr fuck you mate

>>10831821
Your lack of self awareness is frightening.

>>10832084
No, it's not a bait. And I promise you to give you more than one line. I seriously want to give you a chance.

>>10832058
You aren't a nuisance, it's just bad timing

>>10832058
Have a good night then, anonchii, sleep werr

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>>10832096
LD#1543

We'll see

>>10832096
You'd better not be serious.

>>10832084
>people literally begging him to ERP
>won't lower his impossibly high standards in the slightest
Holy fuck you absolute retard. You want to ERP, you have to accept that the only shit you'll get is one-lining retards because anyone that can think for longer than their own post won't give you fucking shit, ever, until you prove that you're not AS BIG of a fucking retarded monkey you absolutely backwards ass, pants-on-head retarded, holier-than-thou shit stain.

I'm a fucking bee hive.

>>10832146
I am but I'm not going to do it on Discord, is here or neither.

>>10832165
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>10832163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv6a81Ulx-g&t=37s

>>10832175
Even Paul deserve a chance.

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>>10832188
>Even Paul deserve a chance.

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>>10832149
>If you want good ERP you have to make good ERP
>But you'll only get retards
>Not realizing that ERP is a two man effort

Ah the classic "Can't get a job because no experience, can't get experience because no job." meme
My favorite

>>10832205
And yet somehow that isn't entirely your fault for being such a fuckup in the first place?

>>10832205
Think of it less like getting a job and more like working for a promotion.

Then again, you haven't worked an honest day in your life, so good luck with the visualizing.

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>>10832205
>Pushing past all of the annoyances and shitposting amongst the crowd, a lone boy stands before the lady, continuing her barrage of bickering and unaware of most around. Working the courage to do something other than stand by, he slowly trots up to the girl and wraps his hands around her belly, holding her close to his chest. His rosy cheeks rub up against her pale skin, soft and warm to the touch despite her cold demeanor. Craning his head past her breasts and towards her eyes, he welcomes her with a small smile and closed eyes.
I know I'm just another anonymous to your eyes, but you're still a special person regardless. Everyone is special no matter what. I'm not very good with words, but I hope you are happy. If not, there is always someone who should be there to make cheer you up. Please take care.
>And just as quickly as it occurred, the child sunk back into the crowds like nothing happened. No ill will was meant, just a honest feeling of compassion for everyone.

>dead hours is now just paul
>now to wait for DMG to start posting and make this all worse
What happened

>>10832230
Stop.

>>10832235
The usual dead hours ava have moved on to early evening hours or so, since that's when there's less shitposting lately.

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>>10832205
>he can't carry a poor anon on his back to a good session
>he's gonna sell his dialog free "bends over and pulls down pants" as anything special

>>10832242
A sad shame, it makes lurking during work depressing.

>>10832240
>Stop liking what I don't like
ftfy

>>10832246
basically this.
Paul is like a cockroach thinking he's on par with millipedes. It's pathetic.

>>10832230
Watch as Paul says you're autistic/annoying for writing this post.

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Hey guys what if when Paul tries RPing we RP with him instead of shitposting, and complaining about shitposts. What if Paul actually does something constructive instead of being the punching bag for every shitposter and slowly growing to resent the threads as a whole more and more until he hits the tipping point and explodes on us again for the 50th time which in turn only eggs on the shitposters creating a endless, cruel cycle of shitposting, kinda like a human centipede of shitposts where the last one's ass links up to the first one's mouth and it's just a circle of shit

huh wouldn't that be wacky

t. not Paul just somebody using Paul's folder

>>10832337
So you're just going to ignore that legitimate starter, huh?

>>10832337
How about paul leaves and comes back when he's actually 18?

>>10832337
A closed circle of a human centipede wouldn't work, since you'd need to have the first person able to eat/talk.
Oh, and instead of wasting time writing this post, how about you just ERP instead?

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>>10832347
>Post literally ends with the character leaving
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension

>>10832350
Nigga 6/5/99
I've literally been 18 for three fucking months get with the memes dude

>>10832359
Sure just give me someone to ERP with oh wait nevermind they don't exist

also the closed circle not being functional is the entire point of the analogy you dipshit
Shitposting is not fucntional
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension

>>10832371
Alright, come back when Bolin is 18 then. That should give you time to learn to think like an adult.

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it is time post yfw you aren't paul
>mfw

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>Still bothering to even try reasoning with it /argue with it
You do this to yourselves

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>>10832383

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>>10832383
>Literally just a bland pepe from fucking 2013 or some shit
Did you just roll in from reddit

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>>10832240
>>10832275
I just wanted to post something nice.

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I have things to attend to

See you all in about 8 hours

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>>10832383

>>10832359
Just make the first one eat a lot before sewing him to the last?

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>>10832383

K so now that Paul is gone we can ERP in peace, right?

>>10832432
Paul's gonna be reading the next few posts through tears, so I don't feel like letting up just yet.

>>10832371
>they don't exist
they do, you just choose not to look at them.
>make a shitty analogy
>called out on said shitty analogy
>n-no u response.
By the by, shitposting works. It's been consistently good at turning you away, hasn't it?
>>10832412
>I have to go cry and sob for the rest of the day
ftfy
>>10832418
He needs to talk too, dumb anon.
>>10832432
No, not just. Basically what >>10832441 said.

>>10832450
Talk? Why?

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>>10832441
>>10832450
Fair enough.

Then how about some TITS?

>>10832458
Because, the original German guy that made the first centipede with three victims wanted a pet, not an experiment.
A mute dog isn't as fun as a dog that can bark, you know? Sure, it's still a dog and you can still love it, but why settle for that when you can have a 'better' dog?

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>>10832482
But butts are better!

>>10832482
Don't, Paul likes tits and he might jack off at the very least.
Post thicc butts. He hates that.

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>>10832482
>>10832495
How about both, or whatever gets us off?

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>>10832495
Why not both?

>>10832504
Oh. My bad.

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>>10832551
>>10832552

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I want to fuck Kamala!

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>>10832551
>>10832552
I vote for belly.

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>>10832551
>>10832552
>>10832574
Why not all 3?
I mean... Gobble?

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>>10832574
>>10832552

Looks like a winner to me~!

>>10832583
That's one stuffed turkey.

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>>10832583
Tasty-looking birdie!

>>10832574
>Stomachs
N-new fetish
Post cute bellies!

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>>10832482

>>10832585
>Peach Ava
Sign me the FUCK up

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>>10832614
>>10832583
>>10832574
Hope you don't mind the added breasts and pussy~

Boobs are awesome.

>>10832620
I swear to shit we better get a proper Ooba player soon OR ELSE

>>10832622
kys dmg

>>10832622
It's Luffy.

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>>10832622
Hmm; well now, where you you like to sign? I don't have any paper here for you...~
>She teased with a giggle, leaning forward and letting her breasts show noticeably.

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>>10832614
Bellies are best in leotards!

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>want to RP characters without dedicating them to my card, usually for oneshots
>every time I've tried people have wound up disappointed that they won't get to do another session until a full-time ava comes around
I just want to play whatever the thread wants/what I want in the heat of the moment and then be done

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>>10832630
More cowtits is always required

>>10832665
I know this feel very well, unfortunately people don't bite as hard the first time a character shows up, mainly out of caution, at least until the RP gets rolling. Then they feel like they've missed something they thought they wanted if you tell them it was a one-off. It's a horrible situation to be in.

>>10832665
But you can pretend to be a new one and play the ava again, when an anon asks for them.

>>10832665
That sounds rough.
Personally I'd take a one-shot over hoping in vain that somebody picks them up only for nobody to ever pick them up; which happens to me all the time.

>>10832644

Is that Grape-kun's waifu?

>>10832642
Any nice, smooth surface works...-
>Anons eyes fell on her somewhat exposed body, The thick member stuffed down his pant leg making its presence noticeable as it pressed up against the strained fabric.

>>10832709
No Boco. Take a closer look at her and Grape-kun's waifu.

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>>10832713
Mmmhm; really now~?
>Peach chuckled out sweetly, making sure to fully get naked for the anon by removing her bra and panties, holding up her breasts for him.
Well than, feel free to sign riiiiiight, here, handsome!
>She grins sweetly, bouncing her tits for him.

>>10832709
Same show, also a penguin, but that's the emperor penguin, not grape-kun's waifu.

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>>10832709
No, this one's a Nazi.

>>10832735
>>10832748

Sorry. All penguins look alike to me.

>>10832758
Post Shoebill

>>10832764
THAT'S RACIST!

>>10832764
Wow racist piece of shit Boco

>>10832764
Jesus fuck Boco. Get the hell out of here.

>>10832784
>>10832799

Go back to your iceberg, fish munchers!

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>>10832772
Reminder that Shoebill is the best kemono friend and I would play her endlessly if my card wasn't overstuffed as is.

>>10832811
Thanks for the Shoebill. Best jiiiii. I wanna flip her hair up and make her all embarrassed after seeing her non-scary eyes.

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>>10832825
Don't.

>>10832746
>Anon wasn't planning to pass up such a chance. grabbing a marker, he eagerly got as close as he could to the princess, writing out "Property of Anon." On her chest.

What's with all the penguins?
Why aren't they collectively sucking on my dick?

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>>10832836
Aww, I think you spelled something wrong...~
>Peach idly spoke out, faking a frown as she tried to say what he wrote down on her chest, humming tenderly as she gently pulls the anon down into her chest to give him a better look.
I think it was supposed to say something cute like "Peach loves all". Can you please fix it~?

>>10832831
Cute!

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>>10832910
It's not.

>>10832920
But do you play her or are you just posting pics?

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>>10832928
No room on my card and a lot of people seem to have issues with one-shots, so just pictures. I'll stop if it's a problem.

>>10832977
I think you should go for it if you want, forget the one shot stuff. I get the appeal of using a card to advertise yourself but you should still keep enough freedom to show up as Shoebill or any one off you're in the mood for, rather than deferring to who people pick from your lineup

>>10832890
I...Suppose so..-
>Not wanting to upset her, he quietly crossed out the previous phrase, rewriting what she had requested in place.

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>>10833009
Aw, thank you~!
>Peach sweetly spoke, pulling him up a bit and locking lips with him, embracing him as she rubs her nude body against him, smiling brightly as her hands gently massage and rub his shoulders and back.

>>10832977
Aw, you don't play her? That's a shame. I'd love to fuck the smug out of this bitch.
What do you mean 'no room' in your card anyway?

>>10833046
Cards can get too big. I'm sure you've seen people here with twenty or more characters.

>>10833051
so what?
Cards and "card space" isn't a finite resource. It's not a currency or some sort of economy, either. It's just a way to let you know that X person has this persona's pictures, and they can post pics of them when they're pretending to fuck you.
Hell, the whole concept of cards is dumb. A simple list on pastebin or something works just as well as a card (and if you're going to say something like "but how can people know how the characters look like?" Then don't bother. If someone can't even google a name, they aren't worth it in the first place.) Not to mention the 'lowkey' pissing contest that is designing cards is the most stupid pissing contest of all pissing contests.
/end autism rant

>>10832572
Anyone here play Kamala?

>>10833116
Are you really expecting me to google upward of 20 characters names just to decide if I feel like RPing with them or not?

>>10833141
If you can't put in THAT little effort initially, you aren't worth it. It's simple.

>>10833141
I find the ideal way to be the ava posting as or saying as who they're in the mood for, trimming it down alot. Then you could ask them about the char themselves, which starts some pre-scene chatting and helps things flow better

>>10833125
TND

>>10833172
Is TND here currently?

>>10833125
TND and LWAava/Chickenchan both have her on their cards

>>10833224
Are either of them online currently?

>>10833228
No, otherwise they would've replied to you.

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You guys have any ideas that would make a good theme for tomorrow night?

>>10833261
Super heroines.

>>10833261
Depression theme.
So I wouldn't feel like shit by myself.

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>>10833265
But drugs are bad!

...

So far I've got Super Heroines and Medical ward for the incurably nymphomaniac.

>>10833276
We all know that's the constant underlying theme. Saturday is gonna be something else.

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>>10833261
A quaint little farm. (with cows)

>>10833265
Seconded.

>>10833261

A....nightclub.

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>>10833288
Super Heroines so I can post this.

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>>10833265
>Super heroines
Thirded

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>>10833305
>>10833291
>>10833265
Aight, tomorrow will be super heroine's night.

>>10833265
>Super heroines
So that'd be Harley and...who?

>>10833323
And Kamala.

>>10833323
Harley is a villain, tho. Well, most of the time.

>>10833332
She's also crazy in the sack.

>>10833332
That's it really, I started drawing blanks on what people would do with it with who we have around

So now with Paul gone meaning that Peridot has finally won the title of "worst person in ERP", what next?

>>10833340
TMD has a bunch of heroes on their card.

>>10833341
We chase out Boco?

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>>10833323
You can pretty much expect a lot of /co/ in general.

>>10833349
/v/ and /co/ have been trying to get rid of him for years, it's not happening

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>>10833351
My kinda thread.

>>10833384
There's no one around for you to goad into committing suicide though :^)

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>>10833341
>Paul
>gone
Kek

>>10833366
Eh, most people don't mind him, I don't think.

He's an idiot with terrible opinions (which he'll admit to), but he's mostly harmless.

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>>10833388
Not yet.
(That's a joke, fyi)
Really though, you won't figure me out anyway. :^)))

>>10833323
Harley
Kamala
Raven
She Hulk
Spidey

Froppy
Mt Lady
Few other characters from Boku No Hero Academia have show before as well.

Really depends on how narrow "Super Hero" gets defined.

>>10833426
Supergirl as well.

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>>10833418
Nobody has to figure you out because you'll always fall apart anyway. No matter what avatar or alt you hide behind, you'll always breakdown when you don't get the attention you want. You'll always breakdown when someone comes along and becomes more popular and more liked than you. You'll never get a job. You'll never make any real friends without having to pretend to be someone remotely human. You'll never cure your multiple personality disorder. You'll always just be a little psychotic addicted to the smallest amounts of attention he gets on /trash/.

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>>10833445
Yeah yeah I heard it all before.
Get some new material already, geez. I'm largely over most of that.

>>10833435
Batgirl
Empowered
Gogo from Big Hero 6
The OW heroes could be argued for
Like I said, really depends on what one consider a superhero

>>10833490
Pixie too.

>>10833485
>I'm largely over most of that.

You keep telling yourself that. You'll fall apart again. You'll never get better. Everyone will see you fuck up again because it's an endless cycle you don't want to break because it's all you have going for you these days. You can keep hiding behind smug reaction images but you can't hide who you really are. :^)

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>>10833521
Man you are goin' for it.
I'm starting to giggle. Try harder man.

>>10833265
I'd be okay with this just because my cardo is kinda /co/ so I have a few.

>>10833535
No, that's okay. Everyone already hates you enough. Now get a job you bum :^)

>>10833323
Want me to make a super heroine chart/collage for the OP, so people got what to choose from?

>>10833542
Which super heroines do you have?

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>>10833545
Man, you're still going on about that job meme? Are you sure I'm the one that's buttmad, 'Anon'?

>>10833261
>off tonight
>working tomorrow
erp is suffering

>>10833573
It's not about making you buttmad. It's about pointing out what a massive shit you are. Can't wait for your next breakdown in Virra's by the way. Those fucks are way too forgiving of you.

>>10833634
>Try me.

I did and the RP was really bad. Below Paul tier bad. Your shitposts where you don't hide that you're a shitty human being are your most entertaining bits in these threads.

>>10833490
Miss Martian and Starfire, I believe

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>>10833656
>RP was bad
Then feel free to give me feedback, dummy. Who was I, by the way?
>smug anime face

>>10833548
I like your enthusiasm, but that might not be the best idea. No one knows who will actually show up, and there's no reason to raise people's hopes for a character that's never played.

>>10833593
I know this pain all too well

>>10833677
>feedback
Unironically type more.
>Who was I
Anna.

>>10833704
Gotcha.
>anna
?
Uh, I unironically never did an Anna. You might have the wrong guy my man.

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>>10833724
Oops

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>>10833734
>>10833724
>>10833704
Oh wait, I have autism. You mean this ayy, right?

>>10833695
I was thinking more for the purpose of having people who never tried/heard of certain characters to have what to choose from, in the hopes that they will add those characters to their card, or play as them as a one-time thing.
(Also, I already started doing it, so, even if you don't put it in the OP, people can still take a look.)

>>10833750
That's the one. Work on your descriptions and actually ERP her more instead of just shitposting and you might go places. Maybe people will be willing to forgive and forget.

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>>10833761
Alright, noted. I'll try to get better, just for (You), anon.
And uh, no, people won't be willing to do that lmao. Thanks for the good vibes though.

>>10833820
Look how many chances people were willing to give Paul so long as he'd just RP and stop shitting up the threads.

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>>10833846
That's not what I meant, goofball. Also, I do ERP, just on discord. People tend to shitpost you less when you're one-on-one, y'know?

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Where the traps at?

>>10833941
Hi DMG

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>>10833941
Maybe later, sweetie

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>>10833941
Have some monsterboys

>>10834169
>Balljob
My balls are big and I'm still not sure how that would work

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>>10834214
Like that

>>10834214
It's hentai magic.

>>10834275
Why.
Why any of this?

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>>10834214
The deeper I dig the weirder the pics get. Though I feel like I should've expected this from a slimeboy

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>At least 2 Hey DMG posts before I even get here.
Nice.

>>10834354
Oh my why do you tease me with your cleavage?