HG Thread
ITT: We sit around and wait for the start of Secret Ava Weekend
Start Timer
http://itsalmo.st/#timeforthestartofthesummersecretavatarweekendevent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQGXto8JLZA&feature=youtu.be
>>10834206
spasibo tovarish
>New thread is a SAW awareness thread
Oh shit, whaddup.
GOOD FUCKING LUCK FOR SAW, YOU PATHETIC MAGGOTS.
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!!
>>10834232
You forgot your to show off your 4chan pass
>>10834239
Sorry I don't speak Italian
new game when?
we need something to do, goddamn.
>>10834252
AAAAAAAAAAHHH?
Why are we doing this? This isn't the mall where am I?
Anybody see the emoji movie yet
>>10834264
Bait (You)'s from avafags.
>>10834252
>
>>10834277
nah we've done that already
we need something new, something fresh, something different.
So who's ready to be called Hoshi during SAW?
First 24.
>>10834288
Nice b8
>>10834288
Fuck off. "First 24" shit.
>>10834295
Just figured that 36 or 48 would be too much.
Since there's nothing else at the moment, post a song that best fits your secret ava without spoiling them.
>>10834301
Host with a legit looking entry, don't get all insulted because people refuse to enter.
>>10834311
First 24.
>>10834288
Reigen Arataka
>>10834302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
First 36
>>10834321
Retard
>>10834322
>song about lolis
My nigga, can't wait to see what you've got.
>>10834252
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
First unlimited
>>10834232
>SAW splatfest
>the better girl has the wrong option
REEEEEE
>>10834302
https://youtu.be/VJDJs9dumZI
first 1
no avas allowed
>>10834302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo
>>10834347
me killing myself
>>10834331
I-I think you might be reading that second line a bit too literally.
>>10834232
>off-site advertising
Reported.
>>10834351
Don't fuck me on this, anon. If SAW isn't a veritable cornucopia of delicious lolis I will be severely disappointed in all of you.
Post avas.
Also post names, and genders.
>>10834350
u did it
u 1
so proud of u
>>10834365
Reigen Arataka
>>10834365
FYXE
>>10834365
Mouse Princess
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
>>10834365
Lord Beerus
>>10834365
Zer0
>>10834365
Kuroko Shirai
>>10834365
Rikka Takanashi
>>10834365
Guard
>>10834365
Michael Jackson
>>10834365
Machi Amayadori
>>10834365
2b
>>10834365
Mixmaster
>>10834365
Kamui
>>10834365
Fusion Gate
>>10834365
Megumi
>>10834365
Me who is baited from this game.
>>10834365
Adachi
>>10834365
Rhaegar Targaryen
Male
>>10834365
Depression
>>10834365
Ryougi Shiki
>>10834365
Elias Ainsworth
>>10834405
>>10834410
Samefag check.
We about to start
>>10834425
I accept this challenge.
>>10834365
Togame
>>10834425
About to start what?
Is this a dance club? Seems funky enough for it.
>>10834420
Not me.
I'd screencap, but I don't have fireshot installed yet.
>>10834425
>>10834376
Congratulations for the last game.
Let's show them how we kick ass together!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mkmUdUYgH0
>capcha : instant bliss
>>10834425
It seems a higher power requires my aid. Let this one have my spot instead
>>10834427
>>10834387
>>10834425
Shit game, shit host. Kill yourself. Nice filler roster.
>Bait
>>10834425
Everything's in order
>>10834436
I'm probably going to die in the bloodbath, but hey, you never know. Might get lucky again.
>>10834439
Nice filler that you entered
quads
>>10834425
The first of the day,
a beginning to the kill.
Let's make it happen.
>>10834449
>implying i'm not roleplaying right now
>implying hg is a roleplay community
>implying implications that were not implied
>Bait
>>10834449
What do you need?
>>10834448
>>10834449
....
I think you should become a medium or something....
>>10834449
...I did that... I... O-M-G I'm so like gonna get arrested for this...
>>10834449
>It's a long, hard-fought battle between all four of the tributes, but eventually, three of them lay slain on the ground, bleeding out from multiple lacerations. And above them all stands Zer0, bloodied katana resting loosely in his grip, helmet beaming out in bright red light: "K1LL".
Bloodbath.
>>10834437
H-higher power?!
Go fuck yourself johnny
>>10834472
I wanted to fuck Alex when I was a kid.
>>10834449
Literally 12 of you already died
>>10834464
Nice Arpee ya got there
>>10834482
We all did, and now she's a mass murderer.
Go fuck yourself yosugay
>>10834485
Could sure use a warm bed right about now...
>>10834485
I can't tell you how many years I honed my technique for. I've sharpened it and wielded it for many years much like a warrior would wield an axe meant for battle.
>>10834482
As a kid? What? Listen kiddo I sorta did something very bad now, can we please leave that for some other time?
>>10834485
UH NOPE LIKE I'M NOT PRISON MATERIAL, BYE!
Seriously, Jason? This shit again? Nobody wants you here. You're not a cool kid like Devon or Ricky. You always tag along with us, but we don't want you to. Just buzz off dude, stop boasting about your pokemon collection.
>>10834485
Why am I still at the cornucopia? Well you see, you cannot die if you don't enter the arena. This is the perfect plan and it's a wonder no one thought about that before.
Wake me up when I'm the only one still alive
Go fuck yourself alex you stupid nigger
>>10834485
F
>>10834499
>Not having a folder of bait images
kys Aaron
>>10834485
>Dismayed at missing such a large target, Zer0 lowers his sniper rifle, helmet now beaming out: "%$#@!".
A terrible miss.
A blemish on my record.
>Then he glances side-to-side.
Hope no one saw that.
>>10834515
>Replies to anon instead of commentating
>>10834515
I've only needed the one. My victims are so devestated from my flawless assault that they already know without the image.
>>10834510
Listen I know that it looked like I killed a bunch, but like that was by accident, totally... Also I am mixed between Caucasian and Hispanic.
>>10834530
Stop dreaming and help me try to find a way to explain myself!
What ever happened to Jimmy? We need a dude like him right about now
>>10834530
>That, he does. Zer0 feels at-ease gazing into the burning embers, trying to forget his near-miss earlier in the day: "...".
>>10834530
Hmmm Okay?
I hope it's not part of some hidden camera prank at least...
A social experiment? I can run with that.
>>10834530
Everyone fucking dies... on opposite day
>>10834547
It's fiiiiine. All the witnesses are dead.
Holy fuck Devin, you're still doing this pathetic shit? Fuck off dude.
>>10834570
OMGOMG What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! I need a weapon I need a w- oh cherry blossom red, I'd love that little pistol!
>>10834573
Oh phew... HEY WAIT A MINUTE HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
>>10834530
>turn around to see an abomination right in front of him and the only words that come out of his mouth before getting shot in the chest was
What is it, dragons?
>when guard was shot in the chest he only lost 95% of his health
>40 bounty has been added to whiterun
You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say in your defense?
>>10834570
Some advice, friend. That armor won't offer much protection in a real fight.
>>10834570
>Apparently introspection was useless, as Zer0 not only misses a shot again, but several as they graze the anthropomorphic dog's body.
>Cursing in frustration (his helmet projection matching likewise: "#@%!"), he eventually just throws the bow at her. That might do more damage. Maybe it'll poke her in the eye if he's lucky.
>>10834576
>Zer0 eviscerates the bear with his katana.
You see nothing now.
Brown bear, brown bear, say goodnight.
No tears, only dreams.
>>10834570
>>10834553
>Me
>Defeated by arrows on an express game
Nice joke
>>10834583
Opposite night
>>10834519
>think you were talking about me
>get freaked out that somebody may have learnt my name
>remember i have to share a name with bolin
fuck
>>10834614
no, I WAS talking about you
k y s
>>10834612
I am on the only sane person here. S-stop calling me jaded.
>Bait
HG needs Instrumentality. It's the only way we can find happiness, salvation and freedom.
We can cure your fear, your anger, and your insecurities.
You won't be alone anymore.
But this is only possible, if you give up your stubbornness.
Make the right choice.
We'll be waiting for you.
>>10834612
Maybe I should change the subject...
Hey guys! What are you all listening to?
>>10834612
I'm sorry Michael but God called and he wants a live concert in paradise right now.
>>10834627
Has LF finally accepted Evangelion as best anime?
>>10834627
get outta here with your weeb shit
>>10834547
When did you arrive?
>>10834627
3.0+1.0 when
>>10834612
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...
>the guard throws up a little bit in his mouth
Ugh..
>>10834612
I'm drinking coffee right now. Does this mean I'm gonna die?
>>10834641
Like just uh.... a half an hour ago?
>>10834654
I'm not really hungry for any sort of food party.
>>10834612
>As opposed to killing everyone else to attain supplies, Zer0 this time works together with them. He may have to split the goods now, but it sure beats having to haul everything away himself.
>>10834629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnoXJy9mjmE
>>10834654
>The assassin mostly spends it with Adachi, going through the supplies and weapons they helped each other steal.
Your choice?
>>10834648
>>10834654
I see that you've been hill the entire game. Please, take this coffee, it will ease your pain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qEArWaLjs
>>10834654
You cannot die Mokou. Remember?
>>10834666
Nice digits, Satan. No wonder you murdered those people with digital ease.
>>10834666
Well, welcome to the party
>>10834624
well fuck you too then you wanker
>>10834654
>the guard takes a cup of coffee
Staying safe I hope.
>the guard takes off his helmet and takes a sip of the coffee
>the guard rag dolls on the floor
>1000 bounty has been added to whiterun
>>10834654
CLIFF KNIFE
>>10834681
True but I'm currently vomiting my insides if that's close enough
>>10834702
Can you die if someone chop your head off? Like in that movie with Sean Connery? Highlander.
Now if you excuse me.
>Event.txt
No hard feelings Aron
>>10834702
>Zer0 just doesn't even have any words (or emoticons) anymore. His katana skills are currently on-point this game, but he's missed every shot he's taken. It might be time to either practice or re-evaluate his skills in that area.
Washed-up...
>Or grovel. That, too.
>>10834684
I-I said I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry!
>>10834689
This is a party?!
>>10834702
Why is this chainsaw mailed to me and why is it in orange? It's not mine! This doesn't seem like a practical kind of gadget...
>>10834702
>First event
Is this a "Spirale" reference?
>>10834738
No it's a berserk reference
>>10834712
Need to remove this least effective weapon
>>10834721
I've been met with an axe to the neck a fair number of times both inside and outside this arena
>>10834738
>It's what Kaneki came up with for an event after winning 5 times
>>10834754
Always remember your attachments, kids.
>>10834758
Oh I love your purple bikini thing! It's hella cool! Oh you need this? You can totally take it!
>>10834758
>Grimacing, Zer0 uses Decepti0n to distract Megumi before dashing away to find someplace to rest and nurse the massive goddamn hole in his chest.
A grievous wound
that should be devastating.
I am immortal.
>>10834775
What's your discord, Mookoo?
>>10834752
>>10834754
Ah ok I see, something similar happens in one of Junji Ito's manga, that is all.
Here :
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Uzumaki/Uzumaki-Chapter-2?id=56786#15
It's a cool manga
>just finished my SAW
Nigga check my swag. Time to miss it, only browse threads like an hour a day and do fuck all yeah boiiii.
>>10834775
This ain't Fyxe's first rodeo.
>>10834783
Mocha#8706
>>10834801
I feel like there's a certain innuendo here... But I don't care, the road to victory is open!
Booby trapped yeah
>>10834801
Slide 16 I guess
New and Old.
Chaos and Order.
All will be united under one umbrella, to create the utopia our deepest desires have longed for.
>>10834817
You're a literal prositute.
>>10834799
>>10834806
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10834775
So... Like what's the rules?
>>10834801
...Too much ice-cream before bed...
>>10834823
You need more of my stuff? I mean sure if you help me look for them.
>>10834799
>>10834806
How does someone even do that?
>>10834817
F
>>10834824
Neato burrito
>>10834828
No I'm not. You're mistaking me for FP.
I just like their fashion sense, it's comfy.
>>10834824
There is literally no difference between an utopia and a dystopia.
>>10834840
>>10834844
connotation
>>10834844
>utopia
everything is nice
>dystopia
everything is awful
>>10834831
Yeah deal. I must warn you though, my sense of smell is terrible.
Oh and sorry for the stuff I snatched earlier, I can repay you though. You want a beer?
>>10834775
Go fish!
>The assassin is getting way, way too into the card game. The blood loss from the hole in his chest may have started to get to him.
>>10834801
>>10834817
>Zer0 did not expect a pit trap layered with spikes until he was falling into it.
>Respawning outside the Arena, his helmet projects out for the umpteenth time today: "$#%@!"
The miss was a loss.
My fate sealed at that moment.
Stupid, just stupid...
>>10834806
>IMG 5738
>>10834799
>IMG 5736
He didn't even take his finger off, he reattached it, how the fuck
>>10834799
>>10834806
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10834853
She protec
But will she attac?
>>10834857
They are run the exact same way, the only difference is that an utopia is a dystopia without resistance
Please don't let furry cancer win.
>>10834853
Now that's more like it, lighten up the place a bit.
>>10834858
Oh I don't drink beer, but a nice little dr-
>>10834873
O-or my life, yeah I like think you might have repaid me...
>>10834874
Stop being edgy.
>>10834862
Look my father was a hound, why did you think I'd have made a fitting prey? Now give me a dog emoji, the final battle is ahead.
>>10834873
We're going to see it right now
>>10834873
I desperately want Alex to win her first game right away. Start SAW off strong.
>>10834874
>There is literally no difference between an utopia and a dystopia.
>Oh way there IS a difference lol
Am I a furry if the only furry I want to fuck is FP and the rest disgust me?
>>10834873
Is that a Wells Fargo reference?
>>10834873
>>10834888
Whoever wins, it would have been a nice game.
Good luck.
But don't assume I won't give my best
>>10834873
>$5 on Fyxe.
>>10834906
>>10834902
you're at leas 25% furry
>>10834906
RIGGED
>>10834906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfqNH3FoGi0
>>10834912
Totally Dies
>>10834906
Ftp
>>10834906
Congratulations FYXE, you just won your third Express Game!
>>10834909
Too late
>furry cancer wins
This is why Adachi's game is the best.
>>10834923
Totally Guys
>>10834906
>>10834909
>
>>10834892
>Zer0 cocks his head, his helmet not beaming out a dog of any sort, but "?" instead.
A what?
>>10834927
>Oh, come on, my internet was slow. The intention was there beforehand.
Daily Reminder that Fusions > Synchros > Links > XYZs > Rituals > Pendulums
o-m-g I had a weird dream where I started a bomb that killed people then got arrested then escaped got rescued by a fox lady only for her to smash my head with an ATM machine, Like that was totally not my kind of a good dream... Wait where am I again?
>>10834902
Who fucking cares? Fap to what you want and disregard everyone else. Because masturbation's only going to be between you and a picture.
Rigged as fuck.
Wait a minute this is the same place from my dream, that doesn't make sense unless...
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
>>10834909
YEEEAAAH!!!
And with the crowd wanting me dead, your 5 bucks got you $250!
>>10834927
It was a magnificent game Mokou. Damn, I'm always at my best on express games.
Thank you Mokou!
>>10834912
You were a worthy opponent! Nice game!
>>10834941
You died. You're in hell now.
>>10834927
Thanks for your involvement.
>>10834944
I care. God cares.
>>10834941
THAT WASN'T A DREAM, ALEX
THIS ISN'T HEAVEN
THIS IS HELL
>>10834957
Oh it's the nice clothed cosplayer who killed me with the ATM machine in the future!
>>10834958
Oh... That's... this is hella confusing...
>>10834959
SEVEN KILLS!
It was really my lucky day.
>>10834935
A dog emoji. Come on don't tell me you're so outdated you can't do that?
Are you running on Windows 95?
>>10834977
Helo it is I jery you are fired alex
>>10834976
Wait this is really hell?!
>>10834984
W-wait I didn't mean t- Hey wait a minute you aren't jery!
>>10834909
>>10834957
Best I can do is $12.50
ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE TIME
PLEASE ENTER HERE WHILE I TRY TO FIND THE SPIDER THAT WAS JUST ON MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD
>>10834998
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10834977
I'm not a cosp-
Hmmm...
Yeah you're right, I'm a cosplayer. Now if you excuse me, I've got to entertain children at disneyland.
>>10834994
.....
Well, it's still a lot more that I've won with my own bet so... okay.
>>10834998
FYXE
>>10834998
Ryougi Shiki
>>10834998
YOU FOOL, I WAS THAT SPIDER
Roll for opinions
>>10834998
A giant dick
>>10834998
2b
>>10834998
Aron
>>10834998
Kiyohime
>>10834927
Congratulations.
>>10834959
Thank you.
>>10834957
>Zer0's helmet lights up: ":D". He pockets the $250 eagerly.
Drinks on me!
>>10834941
>>10834954
That wasn't a dream,
and you can't see the future.
This was very real.
>>10834979
>After hearing that, however, the assassin's projection changes from ":D" to ">:(".
That is personal.
Tell me about "emojis."
Are they a new tech?
>>10834998
Distraught Alex
>>10835005
Oh! OH OH! CAN I COME TO DISNEYLAND TOO!?
>>10834998
exyF
>>10834998
Gudao
>>10834998
Reigen Arataka
>>10834998
ZEN
>just realized because TND isn't here we won't have a SAW chart
rip
>>10835008
>>10834998
Everyone
>>10834998
Zer0
>>10835027
Inkling is the new TND
>>10835034
elaborate
>>10835027
Let me shout at him to make a chart
>>10834998
Kamui
>>10835027
Good. TND was thinskin cancer
>>10834998
Potato Len
>>10834998
Reflecto
>>10835037
They made the roll chart.
They'll probably make the saw chart too
>>10834998
Elh Melizee
>>10835027
>TND
>not here
>>10835041
kys jaded oldfag/blackknight
>>10834998
The Great Wario
>>10834998
Arachnid girl
>>10835041
So is Sunset and Hoshi.
#ThinSkinGenocide when?
>>10835059
STAY THE FUCK OFF MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD
>>10834998
Mouse Princess
>>10834998
Sugar
>>10834998
Lil Spider Girl
>>10835019
And this is hell too?!
>>10835021
I've been wanting to ask...
Who are you?
Me from the future? My long lost sister? A failed clone?
TELL ME!!
>>10835019
Emoji are...
Are...
Okay you know what? Look at this, you're gonna understand.
>Shows him a trailer of the emoji movie
>>10835020
(Fuck, why does she wants to come?! I'm not actually a cosplayer...)
Ahem... Yeah s-sure but... Do you have a V.I.P pass for that? I can't let you if you don't, sorry. Rules are rules.
Also it's a zootopia show, pretty sure you don't like this silly movie
>>10834998
Spiderman
>>10835055
Stating facts does not make me a black knight.
The ocean is blue
Grass is green
Flowers smell nice
TND is thinskin cancer
Facts are facts
>>10835062
>Hoshi
>Thinskin
>Implying he has a metaphysical body and not the Guardian Diety of HG
Lmaoing at your life.
>all these fillers
>>10835100
ok, Hoshi
>>10834998
Lord Beerus
>>10835093
But I love cartoons! That movie rocked though, it was filled with cute animals and a nice little plot too! Can I come, please?
>>10834998
Orencio
Who are objectively the most thick-skinned avafags?
>>10835125
Kamina
>>10835125
Me.
>>10834998
Medusa
>>10834998
Araragi Karen
>>10835113
Sorry. Can't bother roleplaying to filler games.
>>10835125
Adachi tbqhwy
>>10835125
Me.
>>10835125
Karen.
(Just kidding)
>>10835132
Well shit.
Everyone, pack your bags, no point in trying to win anymore, Karen's arrived.
>>10835140
God damn, son.
You got me good.
>>10834998
Lana's mother
>>10835125
Adachi, Seth, Jude, LF, Izaya
Faggots who don't things too seriously, pretty much.
>>10835121
>pets
>>10835086
>The assassin shakes his head.
You are wrong again.
I was told the other day
this is planet "Earth."
>>10835093
>Zer0 is silent as he watches the trailer. Once it's over, he takes a moment before looking up at Fyxe. He looks even more insulting than before: ">_<.
I can't play movies.
End your mockery of me
before I spill blood.
>>10835121
...............................
F-Fine, alright... Let's get into my car...
>Opens her AE86 trueno
>Blasts ear-raping Eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BRMlurVpG0
Let's not waste time, I'm already late for work.
>>10834998
Elias Ainsworth
>>10834998
Nana
>>10835027
he still lurks to see if anyone mentions him
in fact this is porbably hime
>>10835175
Hm?
>>10835176
Oh this is Earth? Like really? I mean I've seen weirder stuff but this is still hella weird.
>>10835183
>Jumps into the car, putting her seatbelt, before trying to say "Thanks" that can't be heard to due to the EAR-RAPE
Welp.
Here you go.
>>10835209
Take your meds.
>>10835218
>inb4 Kamui somehow wins again because tits.
>>10835218
I'm redongo bongo.
>>10835216
Best spy
>pets more
>>10835234
Translate pls
>>10835176
Not the movie... The characters. Those are emojis, but fine, I won't bother you anymore, I can see you're a pretty oudated model.
It's fine.
>pets the assassin.
>>10835218
Do you think it's safe to let that.... thing... with three innocent girls?
>>10835008
rolling
>>10835218
i love you adachi
>check winner for once
OH BOY, YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS
I'll host another game after this.
>>10835244
She basically saying some kind of Satanic chant to increase her chances of wining, nothing too important.
>>10835256
Just posts karens win screen and host again.
>>10835250
I won like four of his games and I never got a winscreen
Mokou sucks
>>10835243
Oh tha- Wait I'm not a spy, like that's not my kind of thing.
>>10835256
O-oh sorry! Sorry! Like totally sorry, OMG Why do I keep doing this?!
>>10835256
Is this like christmas? I've been doing good deeds through the whole year, I need my candy instead of this rock.
>>10835216
>She drives without any regards for public safety or class. Her massive chest often gets in the way but they someone arrive safely at disneyland.
>She only passed 3 red lights, a record.
Alright, here we go... Oh yeah by the way
>She hands Alex a paperback
If you want to vomit. Sorry I'm not the best driver around.
Who wants me to post the winner slide right now and host again?
>>10835256
>Despite her refined appearance and demeanor, she sure does carry a ravenous appetite behind that smile! And that smile keeps growing and growing with every chicken mcnugget she devours
>>10835285
I just want your dick Adachi-kun~
>>10835285
Only if it's Karen.
>>10835256
Do you like kool and the gang?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4
>>10835216
Unless she was wrong
In telling me this info,
this is indeed Earth.
>>10835218
A slaughter awaits.
So close yet so far last time.
Time to seal the deal.
>>10835246
>Zer0 did not expect to be pet. Who would ever pet him, really? But, he accepts this change of pace, helmet projection again changing: ":3".
...Thank you.
>>10835285
Spoilers: _____ wins.
>>10835267
who're you
>>10835288
>pet
>>10835285
Only if it's Karen
>>10835285
with the summary aswell
>>10835280
...I've had worse drivers, don't worry my best friend is also a bad driver, no offense...
>Takes the seatbelt off, and gets out looking at didney worl
Oh I can feel it! This is the happiest place in the world!
>>10835312
Well I can't argue with a robotic man with a samurai sword... Hey wait I just realized something... You are speaking in Haiku! That's hella cool!
http://poal.me/fzuusd
>>10835327
>UTR
>Summary
>>10835312
Now you did it!!
A cat smiley!
I would've preferred a dog, but it's cool too. Thanks
>>10835333
>Somehow that outcome doesn't surprise me
post the last image that's not of your ava you saved and guess avas
>>10835332
>didney worl
>Aww fuck I meme'd without knowing it
>>10835333
Is that guy naked... Maybe those wolves are his fa- oh no they seem to be pl- that's not playing... I really need to call Jerry for some gadgets.
>poll says yes
YOUR WINNER IS KAREN
AGAIN
STOP FUCKING WINNING
>>10835333
Justice will make you pay for your crimes, Lana's mother!
>The nearest weapon were Karen's weaponized fists which she uses to deliver a barrage of punches straights to Lana's mother's stomach. She doesn't stop until Lana's mother's stops moving.
post your tax forms and guess avas
>>10835333
>>10835367
DONT POST THE FUCKING SUMMARY
>>10835363
>>10835383
Suz?
>>10835363
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Academia, and I've been involved in numerous secret missions and dealings with Xyz scum, and i have over 300 confirmed carded imoutos. I am trained in Fusion and I'm the top duelist in Obelisk Blue. You are nothing to me but another Heartland Citizen. I will wipe you the fuck out with Des-Torys the likes of which has never been seen before on this dimension, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the multiverse? Think again, fucker. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of Fusion diciples across Maiami and your card is being printed right now so you better prepare for the storm, scum. The (heavy) storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your backrow. You're fucking dead, kattobingu. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuse in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Polymerization. Not only am I extensively trained in Fusion dueling, but I have access to an entire arsenal of candy and I will eat them to their fullest extent to wipe out your miserable ass off of Standard, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Fusion all over you and you will drown in it, You're fucking dead, Xyz scum.
>>10835363
>>10835325
>>10835333
>Normally she would come to the aid of the poor humanoid fox..But she is too distracted with the surprise pets, thinking the hand doing the petting belongs to her Master
>>10835367
>>10835378
Pfffffhahaa
>>10835363
>>10835363
>>10835389
No.
Post your credit card number, security code, and expiration date and guess which ava posted theirs.
>>10835363
Thinskins are just possible future thickskins who haven't been redpilled yet
>>10835378
>>10835375
>>10835367
POST IT
O
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I
T
>>10835363
>Karen wins again while I haven't all month
Is Karen the Charlie Sheen of HG?
>>10835363
NEW REAPING
CHECK IT
>>10835423
UTR DOESN'T HAVE A SUMMARY
>>10835332
None taken... You've got a pretty solid stomac I must say.
>However it's not really Disney world but a cheap bootleg version: DIDNEY WORL but the doggirl hopes it should be enough to trick her
>She buys two ticket for an incredibly cheap one and hands one to Alex
Have you go
>>10835408
Ah. Alright.
>>10835422
>>10835363
>>10835363
>>10835363
too obvious
OH SHIT A NEW POKEMON!
https://youtu.be/OA3tnx5GFVA
>Anything other than Brant's sim
>A legitimate game
Kek
>>10835430
Is Karen 50% cocaine?
>>10835422
Maybe in a few years times after they've already fucked off from here.
>>10835436
Spoiler: ________
>>10835436
Johnny
>is it too late to join?
>>10835466
KAREN WINS AGAIN BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH IT
>>10835443
I'll give you a hint in the form of one of my first interactions with you.
"You're not funny"
>kissu
>>10835399
You have done well, please continue to enjoy yourself in this place
>pets once more before walking away
>>10835436
We're ready to deliver Justice to those who deserve it.
>>10835460
Well, it'd explain why she's so full of energy.
>>10835256
>Try as he might, the assassin cannot breach the metal bars. He accepts his fate and waits for the game to ends, sitting down in a corner of the cage, fuming.
Stupid...
>>10835332
>Zer0 seems to have gained an admirer. His helmet suddenly lights up, projecting out an emoticon: ":D".
Thank you.
>>10835350
>The "cat smiley" disappears, replaced with "?".
That's an "emoji"?
Why did you not just say so?
>The question mark now disappears, and is now replaced with what appears to be Zer0's best attempt at a dog emoticon: "D0G".
>Can't say he didn't try.
>>10835367
Congratulations.
>>10835378
Thank you.
>>10835474
>Zer0 examines the Joker trophy carefully, turning it over and over trying to discover its secrets. Eventually he just shrugs and tosses it over his shoulder.
Junk.
>>10835406
Fixed that image for you
>>10835475
Ohhh yeeah now I see. Have a good one Emerald!
>>10835430
Kys Adachi
>>10835491
Kys furfag
Why the fuck is Karen so popular?
>THUNDERSTORM OUTSIDE
OH BOY
THIS REALLY IS AN ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE
WILL MY POWER GO OUT OR WILL I MANAGE TO POST THE ENTIRE GAME?
>>10835474
>>10835479
I-I am sorry to not meet your expectations, Master. I shall excuse myself now and contemplate my failure.
>>10835367
>>10835378
Thankaranya for the hosto bosto.
>>10835498
???
i don't see any reason why this makes me a furfag
>>10835502
Just post the Karen
>>10835500
>Good RP
>Is nice
>plays a cute character
>infamous for winning too often
>>10835500
Shitposting
>>10835488
......
You.... Y-Yeah it's a perfect... perfect dog emoji.... Thank you very much... You're cool...
>pity pets
>>10835502
Do you like Cerea, Lana?
>>10835502
>She doesn't know exactly why she's given a pocket sand but she grabs it and slips it into one of her pockets.
Thank you, cowboy. I'll make a good use of it.
>>10835502
>Pinned down by the spider and stripped of all his weapons by her fast-working multitude of legs, Zer0 is at the total (lack of) mercy of the arachnid. Despite lacking a perceptible throat, she still somehow manages to strangle him.
How?
>>10835534
>Another pet results in yet another adorable emoticon: "o3o".
>>10835443
>Alex childishly runs around, looking at the bootleg rides in the park "prates for carbeings", "Splish montan", "Jumpo the fling pig" and many more rides waiting to be ridden on
It's so cool! Let's ride one!
>>10835474
...Wait isn't this Batman's parents?
>>10835488
You are welcome! Well thanks for helping me know where I am, bye!
>>10835502
GAH!?
Stuff happens in this slide.
Who will Karen kill on her latest path to victory?
Who will remove the furry scum and keep them from winning a thrill ride?
Who will make a cute emoticon?
Find out in this slide.
>>10835125
Aussa.
>>10835544
>Gives him a thumbs up
Now good luck, and don't attack people cowardly. I hope my trap served you well. See ya!
>>10835565
>KAREN KILLS EVERYONE
>>10835520
>"Nani!? Punchos your heado for Justiceo"
>good RP
>>10835565
What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
>>10835576
WHAT HORRORS HAVE YOU UNLEASHED?
>>10835565
>Karen's going for her morning run when she notices Rin and Everyone fighting near a cliff. Using her torpedo-like speed she comes closer to them just to spin like a Karencopter and kick both of them off the ledge of the cliff.
I am scared of Karen.
>>10835562
>>10835571
Goodbye.
>With that, Zer0 sits down to rest, entering his meditative state for the time being.
>>10835562
Yeah... Let's ride one....Hmmm... How about Prates for Carbeings? I must say it's their best attraction!
>Fyxe leads her to a pathetic river, with merely 20inches of water... There is bucket for two person... A pirate skull is half-assely painted on it. It's totally the famous black pearl.
You will be the captain!
>the rigging is this blatant
>>10835617
Sorry Mousey but I'm on a winning streak I can feel it! You just gave me 6 points for the tournament, aren't you happy?
>>10835638
how do you even rig this shit in the first place?
Who did I rig the game for today? Well, you'll have to wait and find out.
I can bet it's a cute anime girl!
>>10835638
Karen's dead shut the fuck up
>>10835617
>Everything fades black for Karen, nothing is real anymore, for her vision anyway. Her life flashes and sparks a couple of stars on top of the darkness, forming a couple of figures which she can only understand due to ther abstract form. Then the next thing she knows is that she wakes up in the HG waiting room.
Uhh... Did I? Hmph.
>>10835636
This looked bigger in the pictures... Oh well! I'm the captain now!
>Hops into the bucket, before patting it
Come on, ARRRRRR! Let's raid their booties!
>>10835662
I'm... I'm... Sorry, I didn't know you were making popcorn. That's why you were using that thing? Oooh...
>>10835662
It's gonna be fucking 2B, innit?
>>10835662
2B, our savior.