Official pony thread
Skitty needs to team kill the team killers.
faggots
>>10676707
protecting yourself in that game is a bannable offense
you're supposed to call the admins and wait patiently
>>10676725
Just like real life Europe!
>>10676680
Every time I make the thread someone spams gore.
People loathe Derpy, and rightly so.
I didn't make it with derpy.
>>10676707
But then if I did that I could get banned and then I'd but just as bad as they were for retaliating.
It's better to just accept it and move on, maybe even report them and hope they get mods one day who could give him a stern warning.
Oh, thank goodness.
Make it with anime next time.
>>10676842
Observative and not just saying words as usual.
>>10676866
How're you?
>>10676866
Apologize.
>>10676863
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>10676882
i WILL
>>10676882
no.
>>10676885
Very much so.
>>10676889
Good. I am watching big, strong, semi-nude men posing and being manly.
>>10676896
No. Derpy is SHIT.
>>10676919
Haha true true
>>10676933
It is nothing GAY. I am just watching Pumping Iron.
anime really does suck.
literally everything from the past 20 years is just preteen girls whining on their periods.
and DON'T say gundam. gundam is fail and aids.
>>10676882
>that post when you want to spite me so much you take it to the next level by grooming other posters for a proxy war against the enemy
You just went full (((TURNCOAT)))
>>10676940
Sure sure, I believe you~
>>10676963
FEminism has been as toxic in japanese culture as anywhere else in the world.
>>10676969
FINE
No anime in OP. Happy?
>>10676963
trigun is dope
>>10676969
Post cats in the OP instead.
>>10676988
>>10677014
>>10676969
my internet was only down for a couple days. now it looks like we'll have to cull another anime infestation. didn't you use the spray?
>>10676995
that's from 1995, i said 20 years.
>>10676986
all anime is just catering to jap shutins who want to fantasize about fucking some magical girl who hates them but secretly loves them.
>>10677067
I was wondering why you weren't around so much but didn't quite catch why. What happened to the internet?
I'm always ready.
>>10677067
Well, I mean, if you had to deal with japanese women you'd prefer to fuck cartoon women instead as well
Hello, bread
How's it going
>>10677106
my shitty old modem finally kicked the bucket. i got a new one, looks just like the old one. i'm glad to finally be off of phone posting.
>>10677145
they seem nice, at least in comparison to vietnamese and chinks. a lot of white dudes are going for asian girls just because they're more respectful and less debased than most white women these days.
>>10676816
>>10677067
spraying now
>>10677153
trying to tolerate teamkillers and oppressive CIS gender cunts on PUBG. You?
>>10677191
Eating some spaghetti, watching youtube
>>10677217
Didn't take you for a cannibal.
>>10677153
Heya Pasta
>>10677180
yeah I've noticed
>>10676334
So do you wotk from home?
>>10677227
it's like the less disgusting version of a black guy fucking a white girl. probably still being pushed as a jew plot to destroy the white race. but jokes on them, asians are now officially considered white, they've been drafted into our side for the coming race war.
>>10677180
The thing we don't see is that the women in japan won't go out with a guy unless he has a particular income and job.
It's not as bad in the west but it still happens here.
and the men there are all but checking out because who wants to work 80 hours a week for a girl you never get to see or spend time with just to give them all your earnings?
>>10677226
lol
skitty pls
>>10677227
Heya rappy
>>10677297
yeah, their society is doomed. try not to make eye contact as they slide into the abyss.
wasn't there a game called rust? and wasn't it like PUBG?
is rust still a thing?
>>10676725
Play on a server without admins maybe?
>>10677381
rust, now in its 4th year of beta.
the scammers who run that game just throw all their code out every few years and start over.
they're also SJW.
hey, if I blew my brains out in public anyone of you would watch>?
>>10677470
Yeah what is your name and address?
>>10677470
I wouldn't. also don't do it
>>10677397
Such a thing barely exists in vidya anymore. People want centralized totalitarian matchmaking servers. Where they then proceed to beg for rules and regulations to be implemented by incompetent developers.
New features and development are more exciting than a completed game, which is why "beta" is the new word for released.
>>10677416
Oh, pubg is pretty dope as it is, not sure what else they could add down the line for it to escape beta or whatever it is it's in currently
>>10677470
What >>10677502 said
You have much to live for
>>10677502
why? would be fun to watch
>>10677553
games like that don't leave beta. some claim to try, but most find it's better to be in a permanent development cycle. by the time the game comes out there's a new flavor o the month in beta and no one cares. see day z.
>>10677566
not really, im trash
>>10677607
Same
But it's never too late to turn it around
As long as you call it beta you have an excuse for literally everything and nobody can ever ask for a refund.
ur a beta
Speaking of suicide. Where did Cheeto go?
>>10677688
>>10677688
>>10677688
>>10677688
Who?
>>10677712
Chijo
Oh, he is still around doing the same shit he has been doing since four years ago.
>>10677688
No refunds.
>>10677731
I would never return you. ;)
>>10677712
This faggot.
>>10677738
>>10677607
>>10677573
stopit
>>10677597
day z was something like this too wasn't it
i bet they were still fun as heck tho
>>10677749
who fucking cares
>>10677728
He's been around that long?
How long have I been here now?
November is my breadiversary.
11/23/14
Fuck me.
>>10677672
exactly. and every fanboy will defend the shitbag devs to the death. see h1z1.
>>10677688
i love how the internet has collectively decided to ignore actual biology with this whole alpha vs beta thing.
a beta wolf will fuck your shit up. they aren't pussies. because the way it works is, the alpha is the top dog. and under him are his betas, who constantly fight among each other and against him to be the new alpha.
the dynamic is reminiscent of megatron vs starscream on the transformers g1. that's a classic alpha/beta relationship that mimics the natural world.
>>10677749
i still have my day z server. i bet it will run great now that i have that new modem. it's a lot faster.
the internet has made us all stupider.
>>10677779
I would have never followed a screeching robot that transforms into a gun, I tell ya hwat.
>>10677762
It is too late for us.
>>10677762
>breadversary
I cant remember the day I joined, all I remember was that I said "Hello /b/read" as anon and posted this pic
I am the breadversary.
>>10677798
and the gun is huge, but it's a pistol?
and where does optimus prime's trailer go when he transforms?
why are there so many g1 autobots that resemble a datsun 280z?
>>10677762
2/25/2011 for me
>>10677902
I still have nightmares about these inconsistencies.
>>10677749
DayZ was abandoned.
>>10677813
I'm content to end my journey in these halls.
How hard is it for you to get a gun in your area?
I'm curious cause, I'm starting the process here for myself, and it's going to take a MINIMUM of 6 months to get the license, then a further 1-6 months to get the weapon.
I want a .303 Enfield.
They're super sexy~
>>10677844
It'll be in Noko's archive I'm sure
>>10677902
Nice nice
>>10677924
I have never looked into it, but I am sure I can obtain one fairly easily without a license.
Sometime winter 2011-2012, I remember just being really confused about what was going on here. Ignored the thread completely for I think months when it originally arrived on /b/ because it was so aberrant it was disregarded as a glitch in the matrix.
>>10677944
Fair enough.
Have you ever thought about owning one?
>>10677955
That poor, poor animal
>>10678009
Not at all.
>>10678038
May I ask why that is?
Darwin, have you ever given a person headpats?
>>10678054
Nothing has happened that would lead me to consider obtaining one, and I have no interest in them as pieces of engineering or whatever.
Yes.
>>10678093
If you were to get one, which one would you want?
>>10678133
Robocop's gun.
>I have no interest in them in any regard
>which would you want
everyone remember that febuary 27th is the new bread day. the anniversary of the second exodus.
>>10678218
Shut up
>>10678162
nice, nice.
I'd probably want judge dredds myself.
The lawgiver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w0P289oiOw
If we're talking pistols anyway.
I'd love to make an AR from Halo.
Maybe I should take up gun smithy as a hobby.
I'm sure the AR wouldn't be too difficult to actually manufacture.
>>10678248
remember it.
>>10678218
I don't remember what day it was kek
>This 4chan Pass has expired
Hello captcha my old friend...
>>10678347
it was that day. i know because i can look t the records and see the huge spike in posting, followed by the huge decline that they never recovered from.
guys do i count as white?
>>10678382
ur gray
Well I guess that was fun while it lasted.
At least now I get to pick cars, signs and other random things to train the AI that will enslave us one day.
>>10678393
just use the v1 captcha.
passes can expire?
>>10678382
who knows, ask pol
>>10678367
i got you babe
gimme a bit
>>10678407
Apparently they do, yeah.
Between this post
>>10677749
and this one >>10678347
my pass expired.
I guess this was around the same day and time nick had given me the 4chan pass i used since last year.
>>10678392
bi
>>10678418
the'll call me a degenerate
>>10678469
all joy is fleeting
>>10678451
I don't know how to react to this.
>>10678586
at a bar tho
so i can't yet
you'll have to suffer
or i can give you mine
>>10678617
Don't Worry about me, you shouldn't. Thank you. I'm just playing PUBG and the captchas really no big deal desu
>>10678650
i do
and i will
having fun?
>>10677503
More reasons for me to keep playing Minecraft, and only on anarchy vanilla survival servers... except for the occasional mini game.
Don't do it Skitty you'll owe him sexual favors. I mean do it.
What's this about sexual favors?
>>10678729
try hyper light drifter, it's neat.
>>10678687
yeah I just got an 8x score and a scar-l and wrecked some dudes but my team took me to some house out in the middle of nowhere and got ambushed by 4 guys when it was just 3 of us... and we lost.. lame af
http://www.hrc.org/blog/trump-administration-asserts-civil-rights-laws-wont-apply-to-lgbtq-people
>>10678892
that's dope
i really love the scar
sweet you are having fun but like i mentioned i am glad you didn't win yet desu
can you text me the pass info
i can re-up here
>>10678922
>Amicus brief
>non-litigant
So it's nothing?
>>10678956
If you'd like.
>>10679029
lel, looks like trump just fucked himself voter wise.
>>10679099
This might be the worst post of all time.
>>10678922
>hillaryrodamclinton.org/blog/
Biased source.
what a surprise that the guy who talks about blowing his brains out in front of some kids is a hillary supporter.
>>10679230
He was probably raped by a clown.
>>10679291
with as much as he talks about offing himself, he should apply for a job in hillary's IT department.
doctor says I have strep.
Find all the pain killers you are capable of acquiring.
>>10679230
not sure exactly what's going on with that article but I think it means some random dude is trying to get the trump administration to hop on getting rid of civil rights for lgbt ppl and they're trying to scare you like THIS CAN HAPPEN!
which would be a pretty shitty thing if it did tbqh
texas is already half way there
>>10679652
ibuprofen?
>>10679338
I would hope that her IT department now consists entirely of Federal agents.
>some random republican is grumbling about the homos
>DAMNIT TRUMP
>>10679699
Combine it with acetaminophen (it is safe because it isn't an NSAID)
>>10679588
Awww.
>>10679742
she and debbie wasserman schultz can share a jail cell.
>>10679750
repubs have a hive mind don'tcha know?
just like them damn democrats.
so, tylenol then?
>>10679785
hi aku. how's it hangin?
>>10679845
Yep.
>>10679845
Bout to head into work and do stuff. Typical weeknight.
>>10679980
true. true.
>>10679845
How're you Rose?
>>10680035
<333
>>10680099
doc says I have strep.
doesn't really feel terrible atm though...
how are you, babe?
>>10680099
>>10680136
>>10680456
>>10680619
Skitty loves anime.
>>10680730
he's an asuka-fag.
>>10680456
hey skitty guess what
>>10680730
Do you work from home?
>>10680151
How'd you manage to get that?
>>10680806
How else would I do it without leaving my apartment?
>>10680782
what's up?
I'm trying to play pubg but I constantly have ppl cpming into my room or callinbg me, annoying as heck
>>10680826
apparently it's been going around.
I probably caught it washing dishes on sunday.
>>10680857
get them a copy of pubg, then they'll never bother you again cause they'll be too busy playing with you.
>>10680857
uh
lol nvm
good desu
this is the universe fulfilling my wishes
just as always
>>10680876
pff, these ppl don't use the internet aside from facebook and who knows what else
>>10680834
Oh my bad what exactly is it you do? I think you said something along the lines of IT technician?
normies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10680899
Was annoying af because I got two kills and was about to get two more until they came into my room and made me stop playing and the guys I was getting took that chance to granade me
>>10680899
it was pretty funny though cause my team was screaming like those mlg guys when I nearly tookout a while team myself lmao
whole*
>>10680902
This is why you introduce them to the world of gaming through Pubg!
>>10680918
Currently I do some part time web development. Might go for full time software analyst/technician type work.
>>10681011
So what kind of day to day work would that entail?
>>10680920
wait why would they nade you?
i know i nade you at every opportunity but whatevs
>>10680932
dude
please
you gotta stream or record this stuff
i wanna see please
>>10681122
Which thing? Web development at this point is just sucking google's fat cock. The other stuff would depend on what company wanted me maintaining what shit.
>>10681124
cause it was the enemy team and I was crouching behind my car, they were behind theirs, we were on the bridge from the military base to inland, i almost had them both so they didn't want to pop up and get me, if I wasn't distracted i would have ran around and gotten them by surprise but unfortunately i was so I had to AFK and they just got me with a grenade on my car...
>>10681124
lol, well you could play with me, later I guess. we need more players on our team tho
>>10681226
SAD
this would never happen when we were playing
rmember when we were in the last three and yku shot me
>>10681226
can i?
when?
do you have a team you play with now?
i love you
>>10681324
I was drunk and it was an accident but I remember you getting in my way and I saw it but I was too drunk to let go of the trigger and just shot you instead and I was like NO WTF HAVE I DONE!
ofc, your call like you said, whenever you're not busy. and I'm not sleepy as heck, and I'm kind of sleepy right now.. I just use the random team queue so I get paired with randoms :P
ilu too!
>>10681387
lol it's okay
we were so close but we will win soon
and win often. often enough to go to the upcoming 350k invitational.
k cool i look forward to it
im sleepy too and i can't use mics now
double life and all you know?
>>10681515
lmao pls
yeah, I'm still gonna play another game though, or maybe another one after that too
Ponies in my /trash/!
>>10681808
yes ma'am
>>10681830
Good. Carry on then.
>>10681805
keep playing skits
you won't win without me
but you will need all the experience you can get
so you can give your strats
skits
hnnfgfgghgfhgfnb
>>10682095
the hell is this faggy shit?
>>10681885
A team I played with earlier got 1st place. However, I died right off the bat starting game so it didn't count.
>>10682147
an infection
it's spreading
>>10682169
Oooh! I like things that spread.
>>10682147
an incredibly fucked up PNG that's 3.2mb in size for some asinine reason
why the fuck is it using up 3mb????
>>10682169
it's too late for us. we're all infected~
>>10682198
to annoy you?
>>10682195
what are you gay?
>>10682161
lol
i wish you the best in all things desu
but yeah that's not yhe type of victory that we want
what else is up tho
>>10682225
sure bugged me
when are you hitting the hay?
>>10682230
Absoluetly not!
>>10682245
oh good you had me worried
>>10682285
oh. Well you should be worried. For reasons.
>>10682236
not much, just playing this game, tyring to test my luck with the drops.. i did manage to get one but there was only shitty stuff in it :(
>>10682326
W-why?
>>10682337
that's what happened the only time i ever went for one
traded my good gun for a poop one
how late will you stay up? maybe i can play
also have you seen the scarjo ghost in the shell movie? it is not good
but the colours are nice sometimes
holy shit it is so bad
fuck the colours
Kinda bored and horny. What's up /b/read?
>>10682372
idunno, I'm sleepy as heck desu.. I think imma take a shower now..
I haven't watched it, i watched the anime, at least 4-5 shows when it used to air on adult swim but desu I didn't like it at all, worst time of night when that came on and I didn't have internet, never anything else good on tv..
>>10682663
wanna get crazy on skype?
>>10682677
you ever shower with someone else?
oh darn so the anime sux too
#BANIME2017
>>10682838
Well, if you count going out into the rain or taking a swim somewhere then yeah totally. Unless you mean a bathtub or shower then no :|
#BANIME2017
>>10682893
nah it doesn't count
we gotta change that
>>10682838
How about you? Have you?
>>10682921
stop? never
yeah
>>10683020
Hi, darling. Did you have a nice day at work?
>>10683047
Yes, it was enjoyable. I wasn't very busy and ended up grinding a ridiculous amount of plastic scrap tubs.
How about you snukums?
>>10682838
Skype is bleh. Also, you caught me after I decided to fap to Fluttershy. I can only tolerate being horny for a certain amount of time before I run off and fap to something.
>>10682917
yep
>>10683017
pshh
oh? interesting. I'll have to ask about that later.
As for now, I'm going to bed, or at least lay down, I'm quite tired.. Goodnight, sleep well when you do. #BANIME2017
>>10683123
I stared at my screen waiting for you.
>>10683134
LAAAAAAME
>>10683199
gnight skits sleeptight sweetdreams
<3
>>10683205
Don't be creepy Anon.
>>10683205
That makes me both happy and sad.
>hours pass and no Interrogator, endless Skitty and Nick flirtations, no questions to answer, no reason to read, no reason to live
So much to do, so much to see.
>>10683310
>>10683310
You got a stock portfolio?
>but then he returns, the thread is alive with tsundere once again, and Skitty has killed himself
>>10683329
Alright, now bun. What's the strangest sex organ you've ever heard about?
If only.
>>10683310
what's your favorite kind of marmalade?
mother's maiden name?
even been to poughkeepsie new york?
>>10683224
goodnight
>>10683372
I forget the anime but it's where the female gets stabbed by the penis and injected with sperm. The male makes its own hole.
>>10683402
I'm going to assume what you're really asking is how I'm doing after randomly sprinting 2 miles because I drank too much coffee and the answer is my legs are jelly.
This thread needs some sugar.
and spice
but nothing nice.
>>10683432
Now do some squats and lunges.
I've heard about a few weird things.
>>10683417
Oh, like flatworm barbs?
>>10683513
Probably those. idk
>>10683541
Yea it's flatworms, they swordfight with their dicks, and the first to get stabbed has the kid
>>10683541
kind of like anglerfish
kys weeb
Female hyenas have to give birth out a dick, and the males have to practice from a very young age to be able to dock into the giant feminine penis successfully without getting his ass beat.
>>10683586
Coming on a bit strong there anon.
It isn't uncommon for their penis to explode upon giving birth.
>>10683593
Have you played or modded skyrim?
>>10683671
Yes, nothing lewd though it's too uncanny valley for me.
>>10683726
RIP
>>10683686
How do you manage to play video games?
>>10683747
What?
>>10683745
Do you use facebook?
>>10683764
Since uncanny valley is such a problem for you.
>>10683788
No, and nobody should use facebook.
If I found Skyrim characters arousing it would be much more of a problem.
>>10683469
>>10683840
Do you have a linkedin account?
>>10683876
They are kinda required to have jobs. Facebook is just an easy way to lose them.
>>10683897
How are they going to figure out if you fit into their office culture then?
Did you do those squats and lunges?
>>10683932
I'm doing them FUCK.
I DON'T FIT INTO THEIR OFFICE CULTURE, I DON'T GO TO AN OFFICE.
>>10683952
So when you finally get that full time job it won't be in an office?
>>10683977
GOOD POINT, I'M NOT DOING THAT NOW.
>>10683990
But why not?
>fey got called away to get pounded
Why do you always assume it is that, you faggot?
>>10684259
>>10684278
Getting curious about that whole business?
>>10684331
No, I would have asked otherwise.
>>10684350
Yes, of course. You do not hold back.
>>10684377
You are truly an expert on my lack of holding back.
>>10684456
You have held back lately, though.
>>10684477
>>10684483
And that is a good thing.
>>10684491
Why haven't you found a nice guy or gal to settle down with yet?
>>10684528
>>10684547
Do you feel like you missed a shot with fey?
>>10684568
What kind of relationship do you think we had?
>>10684588
I just meant if you happened to take some time away from shit posting and had been the one to chat him up and eventually gotten with him.
Would you have wanted to get with him, do you consider him to be in your strike zone?
>>10684630
I just have no idea how you get to that point.
No, because we never interacted much.
>>10684656
How was your day raptor?
>>10684670
Decent, yours?
Interrogator is the ONLY ONE I consider to be in my strike zone.
>>10684687
It went better than I initially thought it would go.
>>10684694
With your Robocop gun?
>>10684694
I your strike zone for what?
>>10684730
See >>10684726
>>10684711
Why's that?
>>10684733
>>10684739
I wasn't very busy and that's because everyone had very long orders so I didn't have to do very many changeovers.
>>10684751
>>10684769
ah true.
Are changeovers a pain?
>>10684809
For some tools yes but not normally it's only a pain when they end up all needing changeovers at the same time or when they're doing a lot of very short orders.
>>10684840
What does a changeover entail?
>>10684851
Depending if they gave me the order ahead of time or if I had time to grab the stuff before they needed it. Take tool out go get the next tool, then remove the old material and grab the new material and after that go grab and put away the parts that were produced. I usually set the material and tool that were removed off to the side to be put away after so I can get the new stuff up as soon as possible so they can get back to work.
This is the basic idea of what I do for a changeover.
>>10684915
Fair enough
Office cultures are wrong, socializing is wrong.
>>10684962
Where did you run off to?
Fey and I were having a tryst, obviously.
>>10684991
He doesn't seem like one to cheat.
>>10685000
Oh, but I do.
>>10685003
unsurprising
>>10685015
So this is what you think of me.
>>10684972
I did a few lunges and squats then my legs stopped working and I took a shower.
It's not cheating if I share.
>>10685019
>>10685051
What does your other half think of me?
>>10685062
You know I hate you.
>>10685064
>>10685062
Send pics and I'll let you know.
>>10685080
I just assumed he must lurk the threads.
NEW BREAD
>>10685089
>>10685089
>>10685089