PONY BREAD
APPLEJACK IS BEST PONY
Well I'm going to bed, see you guys tomorrow.
>>10685099
Nighty night.
Now that he's asleep Darwin...
What, we sleep too?
How did you know?
I recklessly took a guess.
I just got a response notification that said no comment or file. Darwin what the fuck did you do.
I cannot tell you that; it is confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Lewder every day.
Yours? Given many headpats lately?
meanwhile in the 'retarded legends' part of youtube
ded
>>10685297
>anime avatar
Topkek
>>10685508
Pretty cringey, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QV_zTsmr1Q
Never riding this shit again.
https://machinepeople.bandcamp.com/track/every-chance-i-get
>Along the way I have developed a liking for the taste of my urine, so sometimes I will put some cola or iced tea in my bladder and then sip it out with a long tube that comes up out of my shirt.
>>10685738
same
>spectators are shown as camera drones
this is fucking great
Good Morning /b/read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGXiaYhqOKE
Poni
>>10686255
Hiya Beeps!!
I'm heading to bed, have a good one bread.
GOOD MORNING
>>10686350
GOODNIGHT
>>10686192
ANIME OUT!!!
>>10686304
hey canon whats up witch you
>>10686350
Nightly
>>10686373
Ohayogozaimasu
>>10686373
ey yo wassup
>>10686411
I just woke up and made breakfast and couple of friends just called me they want me to go to a place with them and nahh I'm sleepy and one of them's like NIGGA YOU WON'T BE SLEEPY IF I GAVE YOU 150 BUCKS so I'm like yeah you're right so now it turns out I'm going.
I also notice fucking FEY is downloading all of my pictures and shamelessly posting them in this SAME THREAD!!!!
what the fuck!! Who does that???
I'm seriously going to have to invest into watermarking all of my images to protect my originality from fey :(
>>10686406
what did he mean by this???
>>10686511
its good morning in weebscript
Baka
>>10686406
>Ohayogozaimasu
>googled it
>it's literally anime for good morning
AAAAAAAAAAG!!!! it's spreading...
>>10686529
i noticed
>>10686531
>>10686541
blep
>>10686511
write hidden messages in the pictures that are only a few pixels high and written in a colour that is only 1 shade different than the colour it's written on
and make the messages insults to the offenders of this crime
>>10686547
I need to make a script for that because there's just no way I'm going to manually do this.
>>10686542
So what has you up this early? Or.. late depending on when you woke up and how you see it
>>10686582
nothing really worthwhile I have insomnia so I go to sleep late and wake up really early
btw Im probably one of the most anime people in here so
Koe o dashite warau
>>10686608
Oh, I see. I might have to go in a few minutes which is lame and I'm not looking forward to it.
I don't really care. A secret between me and you, I just don't like those other guys, they're quite unpleasant.
>>10686847
lol whereever youre off to I hope yo have fun :p
Ill keep that in mind skits see you later
blep
>can't play PUBG because all the servers are kill
MEH
https://youtu.be/EaJHFxCYUjI?t=2m35s
interstellar was the fugin best movie ever
Holy shit there's an indian version of interstellars OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKILNbrWxBQ
>remove downvotes
>this happens
>bring them back
gg derpi
>>10687812
that upgrade
no go the fuck back pic was the best
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=11175usb
holy fuck this is the most amazing thing I've seen on the internet this month
I make post
https://a.pomf.cat/dfxfre.webm
the crap my friend wanted me to do was done in under an hour. well that was fugin fast, and I got two hundred bucks.
>>10688307
What did you do
>>10688314
basically join up with a small convoy and lead them through a place so I did and that was it.
I love how overwatch constantly throws me into games where the team Im on is already losing
and when i say place I mean a nearby city, also the madman i was escorting apparently isn't from the area so I just make sure he doesn't get lost
>>10688442
It's because games like that and CSGO usually pair you with equally skilled players on your teams.
>>10688460
(i dont know if this was condescending or not but Im gonna take it as if it wasnt)
I mean I get that but why cant it just Idk queue me up on a team that isnt losing like maybe at the beginning of the game
nope it just drops me into some random game
>>10688505
>condescending
It would be condescending if I were to claim that I was good at the game, but I have not and I've previously expressed that I suck at FPS games.
I have no idea, I felt the same way with games like CSGO.
didn't die, taking trezodone and brandy didnt kill me.
slept a lot tho
>>10688505
people don't leave winning games, the only people who leave are the losing players, thus you can only take their spot
>>10688659
i was going to suggest this but that wasn't what happened to me in CSGO, you don't just leave those games and take another's place yet I'd still always lose. I just suck with the mouse.
>>10688653
Good. No good reason for this world to not suffer with our existence. I will keep plaguing it until nature inevitably takes me.
>>10688757
it sounds like he is talking unrated matchmaking
you're talking about rated mm
>>10688773
Im thinking of just blowing my brains out in public, that will fuck with a lot of people.
>>10688959
stopit
>>10689093
why?
>>10688959
fleur pls dont
>>10688959
Fucking do it! Just do it! Grabbing a rope and hanging yourself while screaming there's no hope will take less time to equal effect.
>>10686406
Well I went to the capital today, to the ministry of public works, and I finally received a paper stating I'm officially a civil engineer now so I can work in any public company, also this will allow me to apply to the syndicate of engineers here, which I'm planning to do soon
how bout u?
>>10689223
Only you might know what is going on in your world, but the way I see it is that when there is an unfortunate lapse in time, taking on a perspective that casts doubt on a significant portion of your future to come because of it, or outright disregarding it entirely due to one, or a small set of shortcomings is a little excessive if you ask me. When confronted with any particular outcome that suddenly causes an issue to rear its ugly head, at least proceed with caution to any particular emotion that could lead to any irrational conclusions, or desire to handle it in a silly way.
>>10689498
where do you live?
>>10689524
Not Americas, not Europe, not Africa
Take a guess, and we'll see how close to the answer you are
>>10689617
China?
>>10689498
thats insane I hope everything works out for yo man
im not up to much just trying to finish castlevania 3
:p blep
>>10689617
I put 200 on what is Canada?
>>10689671
Nope, look along the coastline, and you'll see a clue or two that narrows it down a bit(to the region atleast)
>>10689711
but...I said no Americas, and last I checked, Canada is part of North America!
http://radio.garden/live/
woah
>>10689617
austrailia? NZ?
>>10689805
Kenya
>>10689889
>not Africa
>Kenya
>>10689873
nope, waaaay off
>>10689906
Right, you're Brazilian!
>>10689941
spain/someplace in southern europe?
>>10689805
oh right. then india? Pakistan?
We've already ruled out Lebanon, so there's no way it could be there...
san andreas?
kinda looks like a few blocks northwest from grove street desu
>>10689995
>>10690085
zimbabwe?
>>10690085
Are you from Idaho Canon?
>>10690085
alabama?
>>10690107
that pic lmao
>>10690301
Good morning bun!
it's like google can read minds
for no actual reason or application, I wondered if it was possible to run to instances of steam so I typed in "run t" in google and it was autocompleted to "run two instances of steam".
two*
>steam suddenly wants me to verify my email for some reason
wtf steam
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┃█ ur a bitch... █┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
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>>10690336
>darwin is forever lurking
>waiting...
>4 bunposts
thta's just 2 cute im not sure how i can stay vehemently disgusted and mad at the anime anymore
>>10690470
Yes, I said this yesterday.
>>10690498
I wasn't looking. or hearing
>>10690523
I do all of these things solely for you to notice me.
>>10690545
idunno how to respond to this so here is this image of fluttershy wearing a mask and looking at you critically
I was supposed to be home alone for the whole day... but apparently now everyone is coming back. oh snap
just perfect, decided to drink a little so I could play PUBG and scream at people but now I guess that's not gonna happen
>>10690742
howdy
>Getting state ID renewed
>Also want to get it upgraded to an enhanced ID so I can get on a plane if need be
>Find out birth certificate is invalid because my mom wrote in a correction in pen
>Can renew, can't get the enhancement
>Will have to go down to the health department and get a new birth certificate for $20
FML.
>>10690733
>>10690816
YES RLY IM NOT LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE A RICHFAG THAT CAN AFFORD AN APARTMENT AND LIVE A LIFE SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS TO MAKE NOISES AROUND THE CLOCK WHILE I MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS AND SHITPOST ON AN OBSCURE SUBCOMMUNITY FULL OF INFINITESIMAL MINORITY OF DEGENERATES
>>10690783
Hey. How goes it?
What happens if you do those things anyway?
>>10690733
im gonna buy it for your mom so we can all play together
>>10690849
>says the guy who owns a few bulldozers
https://webmshare.com/JG61L
imagine you were asleep then this lil fella stood next to your ear then all of a sudden..
Fuck it, I'll just get a passport this winter break and hopefully update my birth certificate before I leave for Pullman.
>>10690849
>that can afford an apartment
What?
>>10691215
Reminder: That person is Skitty.
Texas apartments probably cost like 2 dollars per month.
>645 per month 3 bedroom apartments
R O F L
Are there Mexicans living in the other two bedrooms?
>>10691342
Skitty lives in the countryside where land goes for nickels and dimes, the land he lives on has also been in his family for generations.
Beautiful Skitty land. I will find him eventually. Texas isn't that big.
>all those tractors
>>10691441
this is the closest to him i got based on pics he posted
>>10691513
He doesn't live in a suburb. The pic I posted is Skitty house.
>>10691532
post the fucking coordinates so i can confirm
Am back
>>10691595
BP! How do you do?
>>10691648
Not Bad Im just a little tired
also I over apologized again:/
>>10691679
Its not too late!
You can do it BP!
Back from the department of licensing. Have a temporary ID with no picture on it and now my original one has a hole punched through it.
And I still need to get my birth certificate fixed.
>>10691922
lol I apologized too much not they think Im creepy
;-;
>>10692268
They just think you're desperate and a pushover, you have to pretend you aren't. Even to yourself.
>>10692268
Who does?
>>10692323
But Im bothof those things 0-0
>>10692334
im not gonna name names because they might get mad
>>10692355
PRETEND.
>>10692372
HOW CAN I PRETEND TO BE THOSE THINGS YOU BUTTT
*snuggle BP*
>>10692418
The same way actors do just imagine like you have a bunch of job offers and they'd be lucky to hire you.
>>10692472
>>10692418
Its easy! Actors do it all the time, just act like you're on stage or something.
Its kinda like lying, only you've got to sell it. Put on a preformance like you're a guy who believes he can do anything, and keep acting that way until you cant stop! Fake it till you make it!
>>10692472
Stopa bein so leeewd!
>>10692495
Got any new car leads aku?
>>10692495
>>10692485
yeah but I think pushing the issue at this point is a bad idea
he said its fine youre sort of creeping me out
so I think I should stop
>>10692549
Kinda meant for future stuff but...
>he said its fine youre sort of creeping me out
>>10692588
I dont like these cheetahs their smug aura mocks me
>>10692549
Well, then its time to just roll with it and pull out the chlorophorm
>>10692535
Nope, though there is this one dealership the next county over that has something in my pricerange. I just need to get out there.
I make another post
>>10692887
hey shiny how are you
>>10692887
I make reply
this is my star-wars OC. darth syphilis.
do not bully pls.
>>10692901
Good good
>>10692918
<3
>>10693042
You steal from Osmosis Jones!
>>10693072
how's Shinywubs doing these days?
>>10693223
>>10693223
just because I used thrax as a base does not make syphilis stolen! you're just jealous you don't have syphilis. as an OC.
Thread is being too cute.
whelp, may leave murrika sooner, 6 year programs include some pre-med, may just go that route.
also reich thread
Okay so the Dracula fight is fucking bullshit in castlevania 3 but I learned a method to cheese it so I finally beat it after like 7 trys
>>10693328
Pre-med is the devil.
>>10693338
>>10693328
hi fleur.
>>10693311
dubdubz confirm
Dorbin plz.
>>10693290
There arent enough native american-esqe characters in starwars for your shitty stolen OC to murder!
>>10693407
there used to be.
now you know where they went!
>>10693418
So what'd he do? Blow them all up with an AIDS star commanded by Grand Motiff Gonorrhea?
remember, a stopped clock is right twice a day. if you own enough stopped clocks, you'll always know what time it is.
Fucking SARS troopers and their Crab wing starfucker ships!
>>10693510
Not if time stops having meaning.
>>10693510
Roughly my philosophy for reading news.
this is my starwars Oc
hes a sith named Darth Fucktits
hes actually like a billion years old and he fights with lightsabes that grew out of his hands (they kind of look like dick lol so everyone makes fun of him and thatspartofthereason hes a sith)
he fought darth vader and won but he spared him because he thought vader was super cute and kawaiiiii >-<
yoda tought him how to use the force to fly so he can like fly like an x-wing and hes also super duper strong his biggest archenime is the ewoks so he murdered their entire race lol
hes the coolest and can beat anyone who trys and beats him :Pppppp Xd XD
>>10693462
no, no. he caused the bandonian plague.
and he's darth tyranus's little brother.
>>10693540
These are really good, you should create a deviantart profile. And then hang yourself.
>>10693510
Just wanted to let you know that your chickun icon is an official emote on some of the most played RP servers in Garry's Mod. Congrats.
>>10693541
Just stfu moses
>>10693556
why does that mexican woman have a napkin on her head?
south americans are so strange.
>>10693573
eye eye cap'n.
>>10693560
it is? why?
ooooooh, i bet it's because of the guy who made this. he's a second life troll but he also plays garry's mod.
Smokey is actually a god of memes.
>>10693588
lmfao
>>10693376
why?
>>10693377
hi
>>10693556
LOl Omg thx I like to hang out with cool people sometimes but IDK peoplethink Im weird so Idk idkidkdidkdi
anuways ywah my arts really good right xD can you belive I just started like last yesterday I dont even need to improve because michel bay wasnts to use some of my chARcters in his new movie so like yeah im kindsa a big deal bit whatever I just like to makle people happy and stuff lol
(have I told you obout my Oc darth fucktits because hes really super duper cool lol ) I like yous I hope we can be bwest friends forevserr lol sorry for text sperming you I just really exited to talk to new people online lol XD >-< sqeeee~~
>>10693625
blessed are the meme-makers
>>10693605
That or some of the bronies who have seen your pics on Derpibooru and Know Your Meme actually liked it. Second life trolling is a lot more fun than in Gmod.
>>10693628
>
>>10693670
>>10693626
how's it going good sir ?
>>10693604
Supposes you throwses your toeses and goeses along making akward poses? How does you knowses... semicolon.
>>10693626
Medicine is the work of the devil! You're the Devil! Vaccines make your children gay!
>>10693659
this meme is getting out of hand ima stop now
>>10693670
i always wanted to join this guy and his second life chickun corps, but i couldn't figure out how to work that program.
>>10688190
It's about time you make post!
>>10693714
what? I don't got rhythm you fool.
Oh yeah a thunderstorm with a flood and tornado warning ...my favorite
>>10693727
Yay Rap!!
how's it going?
>>10693773
Haven't had rain here for over a month now! and probably won't for another
stay safe!!
>>10693735
I ain't a lip spitting porchmonkey either homie, blah blah blah sony.
>>10693773
>tornadoes in florida
>>10693804
Mor posts within posts!
>>10693809
I coughed on so much food today. now everyone in town will be as miserable as me.
>>10693832
what the fuck have you done?
>>10693851
look at the first sentence of this post here >>10693832
>I coughed on so much food today.
pretty self-explanatory.
>>10693804
wow thats crazy it rains almost every other day or so here during summer
>>10693809
it actually happens a couple years ago we had one go right through the middle of my old town
>>10693804
I'm ok, how're you?
>>10693870
Doom!
>>10693904
oh my gosh.
doom?!
>>10693924
yeah, you probably started an easily preventable pandemic.
>>10693970
my greatest achievement.
Its time to beat Dkc2
>bramble scramble time
my favoriteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anyways whats Evryone been up to the past couple days??
my lifes boring tell me about yours!!
>>10694417
working, being a walking biohazard.
the usual.
I stared at my computer screen waiting for Interrogator to post.
>>10694471
lol walking biohazard sounds like fun I can only imagine what mutations youve made just being within close proximity to people
do you enjoy what you do for work?
>>10694480
r-really hes that cool huh
>>10693713
meh. u?
>>10693714
u forgot the shekels
>>10694546
Even cooler than Darwin.
>>10694471
You better not be strep person.
>>10694546
yeah.
it's kinda fulfilling. especially when we get compliments from customers.
>>10694554
more or less the same.
>>10694571
why not?
>>10694586
>>10694480
>>10694571
lol Im too scared to talk to either of them for too long I wis I knew them a little better but...anyways
youre cool too dont forget that :p
>>10694573
I can imagine dont you ever get like...Idk socially anxious working with strangers like that?
I learned from you.
>>10694623
>>10694616
I was joking about coughing on people's food.
come on, laughter is the best medicine right?
>>10694654
nope. I rarely come in direct contact with any of them.
>>10694745
oh really I figured doing anything that involves stuff like that you would be talked to by people all the time
>>10694745
>>10694856
someone stole the pic of my cat
>>10694817
nah, I don't have a reputation yet. though a couple locals keep telling me I'm really improving.
only people I really talk to are coworkers.
>>10694856
lmao what?
pic related. lel.
use your words sir, or ma'am.
>>10694906
lele haha xd
>>10694931
I'm rubber you're glue.
>>10694906
sounds like you actually have some nice people around you then
idk I perfer working more manual labor jobs myself less talking to people more stuff to keep your mind and hands busy you know
>>10694960
I'll spray my cum all over you.
>>10694979
KEK
Haven't heard that one before.
Lol nice
>>10694976
I really do.
you like doing construction?
>>10694979
I have been waiting for you to offer.
go right ahead senpai.
>>10695010
A very serious looking kitty.
has anyone ever seen Blade Runner before? I want to know if its worth the watch or not
>>10695055
yes, and yes.
>>10695068
oh lord yes.
>>10695043
>>10695035
well yeah I like construction quite a bit though I want to move on to something more stable and rewarding later on but idk what yet
probably IT or engineering given what Im already good at
>>10695100
Cool! Im probably gonna watch that soon then. thanks!
>>10694979
Did you turn 25 this year?
>>10695133
>>10695166
w-what! did I say something stupid?
DONT YOU SMUG AT ME MR
>>10695196
>>10695133
good luck. it can be a wonderful world out there!
>>10695220
what goddamnit what
did I do something funny If so I want in on the joke
You cant just smug without saying what I did Inttiy!
>>10695223
lol thanks :p
>>10695144
Actually I turn 25 Friday next week.
>>10695223
Why the whale is bigger on the inside?
>>10695295
Interrogator can be smug about anything.
>>10695414
to transport nigger babies.
>>10695392
Hey, how're you?
>>10695295
>>10695433
A little groggy and a little sore
How're you
>>10695429
Nigger babies are too nigger on the inside too.
>>10695478
nigger babies make great print press operators, cause nobody cares if they get scalped.
>>10695463
Ah, symptoms of waiting in line for welfare checks.
>>10695478
I want this moth-like thing.
>>10695295
>that name abbreviation
Oh it's nothing you need to worry about.
im sooo tired at work
what do i do besides binge watch archer for the next two hours
>>10695478
iza?
>>10695463
I'm ok, just considering having some corned beef for breakfast or not.
>>10695333
Oh cool so we are the same age.
>>10695517
Actually, mine is delivered by mail
>>10695543
binge watch broteam videos?
>>10695509
If they're dark enough, you don't have to clean their black asses off when they get caught in the press! It's like free ink.
>>10695392
Ready for thus weekend pasta?
>>10695553
What's your birthday?
>>10695552
>tfw your sleep schedule is so out of whack you're waking up with australians
Got any plans today?
>>10695552
Aku.
>>10695570
their hair makes great brillo pads for scrubbing bits of nigger flesh out of the machines.
>>10695576
Maybe
>>10695569
who
>>10695627
What's a Brillo pad?
>>10695673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1BWih6yLhI&t=177s
>>10695690
it's the scrubby bits on the back of sponges.
>>10695733
back to archer it is
>>10695781
ok have fun.
>>10695733
Ah, so that's what those are called!
my buddy just called me and basically told me he was lost in the middle of a backroad with no gas and then he said hang on on sec and hung up abruptly
....
OKAY THEN WTF
>>10695600
none at all, just games
>>10695612
my bad
>>10695876
yes sir.
some jew invented them when people stopped using cast iron as often for cooking.
>>10696000
did he say which back road?
maybe you can go rescue him.
>>10696000
He's got GPS or something or other.
>>10696022
No he said he'll givet it to me before he hung up idk if hes gonna call back or not
>>10696057
probably but hes out of gas so I dont know how far thats going to get him
>>10696103
is he armed?
>>10696103
Why was so much attention paid to the hair, but the feathers are just half ovals?
>>10696120
Nope he doesnt even know how to load a gun let alone fire one
>>10696181
idk I think its all detailed the same hair is easy when it comes to using brushes and stuff its not too hard if you know what youre doing
>>10696229
That completely fails to explain why the feathers are basically just the skin with ovals on it. I get that it is based on mlp art but with the hair standing out that much in detail leaving the feathers that way seems strange. At least to my eyes.
>>10696229
he'll be fine.
you live in the south, most you guys have to worry about is tornadoes and crack heads.
>>10696306
it's not the main focus of the picture, so the artist probably didn't expect many people to look too closely to her wings. they also forgot to put nostrils on her.
>>10696348
yeah but this is florida its not just any regular southern state lol