Lads help I think I'm attracted to deer.
There is no purer love.
>>10592048
Just go to /k/ they'll know what to do.
>>10592048
Go for it.
Oh deer
Some food for thought
>>10592668
>in b4 the other one inevitably gets posted bcuz deer thread
>>10593157
>/r/ said greentext deerly
>>10592048
Just make sure you take time and treat your doe nicely. Also, small salt blocks and/or granola bars are good to have on hand.
>>10592048
my nigga /k/ will hook you up senpai
Anyone got new pictures of that deer furry girl with the partial suit?
She's real cute.
I'd post pics, but I'm [spoiler]on my phone. Also she has a tumblr but I forgot it.[/spoiler]
>>10592048
That big nose is super cute I don't care what people say
>>10593812
Wrong head, same girl.
>>10593812
Also here is an updated zip of every pic I could find of her:
https://mega.nz/#!NeoxjJTR!He63EsOfwhpIlx5ew8JTZt2vipRNsYd_Jv6mlDd9h88
Her personal/art tumblr is goat-soap, and her boyfriend's with all the suit stuff is stickyfur
>the town sheriff is organizing an angry mob
>he's going out into the woods to hunt down the local satyr
>the satyr's been seducing the town's women and turning them into lustful fawns
What do you do?
>>10594497
Fawns or fauns?
>>10594497
Convince the mob to beat up the sheriff. The fool!
Unless the satyr is hording all the cute deer girls for himself. In that case we do need to go in and liberate them.
>>10594497
If the fawns have flatface syndrome like your pic related, I'd kill the satyr myself.
I'm here to help
>>10592048
It's only natural to be attracted to deer.
>>10594682
Yeah, they better have decent muzzles. Fuzzy human-face is sub-par.
>>10594497
Ask the satyr to change the sherriff into a deer girl. Come back to the men with her and say "Hey guys look what I found!" Let them all have their way with the new cervine.
So we have two deer threads now?
>>10597586
This one is for feral and actual deers
>>10597586
>>10597712
what is the other thread about?
>>10595519
This is cute, but the face looks... feline? Canine?
Is she supposed to be a hybrid?
>>10599611
It used to be for anthro, but it went the feral way too.
>>10601406
And this one has anthro now as well... We've both lost our way. lol
>>10594742
oh man
>>10594402
>goat-soap
>>10594321
thanks for the help anons
i follow her in hopes of nice pics
she's real cute, im not normally into petite girls
she's like really cutely feminine
>>10597712
>>10601406
>>10601630
>Everyone feels such a desperate need to distinguish between the two even though it's generally obvious that like 99% of all "ferals" have human-level intelligence and simply don't wanna be labeled as some degenerate zoophile because they're turned on by fictional 2D entities in the shape of an animal
>mfw
>>10592048
Do you like does, or do you want to be the doe?
what does it mean to be attracted?
>>10605348
I kinda want to be the doe now after reading this thread.
>>10605348
>why not both.jpg
>>10592668
Good god, that's horrible
I like 2D feral smut, but fuck, that's basically animal abuse
Anyone remember that guy who used to talk about fucking dead deer all the time?
Kinda ruined the whole concept for me.
>>10594742
Sauce?
>>10594497
Only the town's women? Male deers can be cute.
I'd walk into those woods and demand the satyr TF me into a cute deer boy. Feral or anthro is fine, so long as I get cute antlers.
>>10603670
I don't think people are posting anthro out of some desire to distance themselves from an attraction to non-sentient critters, I think there just isn't that much art of feral deer. At least, not good lewd ones.
>>10611850
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/21891342/
>>10610389
It is animal abuse, but it also gives me some really hot sex roleplay ideas. It's the sort of thing I might feel shame about if the train hadn't passed that station long ago.
>>10612126
TOR's drawn a mountain of it.
>>10603670
>implying
I'm a zoophile and I don't care what nonzoophiles think about me
>>10612126
>>10615079
But you see in every thread containing 'feral' stuff people trying to defend their own self-image in the matter, and it bugs me.
>>10605348
That's actually a very good starter toy.
>>10615680
I kinda want to get it, honestly. There's a bigger version, too, but it's a fair bit too long for me and costs twice as much.
>>10592048
are you attracted to other cervines?
>>10621110
Is that the gazelle from Johnny Bravo?
>Pic Related
>>10621456
gazelle? no.
It was an antelope
>>10621456
Oh, thank you for correcting me. I haven't watched Johnny Bravo in a long time. Damn good show though.
>>10618098
I have the larger one. It was worth it to me, but the smaller one is good too.
>>10624917
You have the 18 inch one? The length makes me nervous, bit I'm also curious. What firmness did you get it in? I assume you need to clean yourself out before taking it all the way?
Oh deer
>>10592048
but is deer attracted to you?
>>10632204
No :(
>>10632204
why is dearest deer so perfect?
>>10633590
Because this.
d'oh
>be me
>trying to find good deer wallpapers
>sux
>what is Pixabay y not
>everything is the ugliest mothafuckin retarded ass lookin deer ever seen by man
>mfw
>>10639624
>yeah I'm just going to eat straight out of this gallon of ice cream right off the floor over there by my favorite potted plant
>>10594742
>>10639913
It is weight gain fetish, don't question it.
>>10633492
And what are you waiting for to become a big and strong buck for her?
>>10599611
>the doe is in pain
Dying animals just fucks with my head too much. I appreciate the green anon, but boner down.
>>10593157
just a reminder TOR died
>>10633590
just because
>>10644697
;_;
>>10592048
Well oh deer!
>>10612126
>>10615079
>>10615614
What the hell, I'll stick my oar in here. Personally, I'm turned on as hell by intelligent animals. They need to be able to talk, if not aloud, then some other means - sign language, writing, whatever. The idea that something that looks like an animal to everyone else but is secretly
A: Intelligent
B: My lover
is a HUGE turn-on to me.
Am I a zoophile? I don't believe so, as that's an attraction to non-sapient 'lower' animals. But I guess some people would argue the point, because I would be highly aroused by a quadrupedal animal giving me bedroom eyes and a wink over her shoulder and raised haunches.
Pic very much related (though not a deer)
>>10645885
beau was my fucking bro man, i'd fuck him so hard
>>10625064
For the big one, I recommend getting soft or medium firmness- it's tapered length is very gentle even in the large form. Just don't suddenly drop down onto it :)
>>10636874
That is one unhappy looking durr.
This deer is kinda slutty
>>10645885
>>10645968
I feel you man, that same shit turn me on as well
but from the other side for me. being an just animal in the eyes of everyone, but having the same intelligence as them, and then seducing people into a sexual degeneracy they'd never imagined they would fall to
add some pet play, quite literal pet play, into the mix and I'm diamonds
>>10645968
Seconding this. That was the nature of a lot of the roleplay I did with my ex.
>>10632204
Nobody is attracted to me, anon.
>>10647869
Ouch
>>10646951
damn
>>10592048
you might be a furry or zoophile. welcome.
But does it like you?
>>10648975
same thing
>>10650544
A lot of furries are hyper normies that think animals can never have sex.
>>10650544
s'not you know? a furry likes anthropomorphic human/animal, a zoophile likes actual animals.
>>10595519
Good plan. I'm all in favor of it.
>>10648962
oh deer
Surprised no one posted this yet
>>10659079
Who is this deerwife?
>>10655396
I love to think of some board room at Orangina where the VP is talking with the marketting department and their going "We may have... made a terrible mistake." But the guy in charge is like "No! When in doubt, double down. I want these adverts fucking everywhere. I want a car driving around with a sexy animal women on it drinking our juice!"
>>10655396
I would steal that off the car.
>>10645968
I recognize that artist.
>>10610389
it is
but it's also hot
>>10665164
>2 mouths
Why?
>>10665384
Because she's an alien.
Most of the others in the series had some weird attributes. She was one of the more normal ones.
>>10665393
I hate to see the less normal ones
>>10665164
Two... mouths?
>>10592668
how the fuck would that nigger even know when an animal orgasms!?
>>10592048
have you try eating one yet?
>>10667881
its mighty delicious too and pack with lean meat
>>10667896
fell in love with it when i was 6 when me dad brought me to hunting em
>>10665393
But it still doesn't make sense, even for an alien.
>>10669971
I dunno, why doesn't it make sense?
I mean, I'm not saying it HAS to make sense, but I'm curious.
>>10621456
Always thought he was a madman for not sealing the deal with that one antelope.
>>10667896
RIP deer!
>>10667881
I'd kinda feel bad If I shot one.
>>10671005
they'd feel nothing if they shot you
>>10671563
I think the goal here as humans is to operate at least one level above deer.
>>10671563
NO ONE KNOWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE
>>10669982
Why would a creature need two mouths right next to each other?
>>10645885
>>10610389
You're not from round here are you boi?
>*whips out gigantic horsecock onto bar*
Let me explain how we do things.
Rule 34:
No matter what it is, there is porn of it.
Rule 34b:
There is a rave remix of it.
Thus we can only conclude that someone somewhere is acting out some of this depravity while having a sick Mozart rave.
Boop
>>10676631
Like, tubular man!
>>10594742
Muh dick
I guess this is as good a place as any to ask.
Where the fuck did /Zoo/ go from Iwatchitfortheplot?
>>10612101
Good news. He agreed.
>>10612101
I would, too, and then help him recruit others
>>10665384
>>10667561
It's a Homestuck thing.
>>10692972
>two .... dicks?
Why?
>>10698603
Buy one, get one free sale?
>>10592048
>liking spotty can't catchmes
The terrible thing about deer is that their assholes stretch more than their tiny vaginas.
>>10592048
jimmy dammit go to bed
Predators hunt the deer for its meat, its hide, and its bling. The latter of which it guards with its life.
>>10704444
>not liking spotty cantcatchmes
>wasting quadquads on such heresy
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAZYqXwW5lA
>>10705890
Sauce???
>>10675229
Anon. I think I may know who you are.
>>10706024
I actually drew that! It's a feral version of my reindeer oc. Got inspired after seeing this thread, thanks guys.
>>10686508
It still hurts desu.
But that ain't stopping me!
>>10706189
Hope you draw more ferals.
>>10705890
>those hips
DAMN..
>>10706189
Do you have a nude pic?
>>10706536
Thinking I will! Dunno how soon tho
>>10707297
Kinda. Will need to draw a spicier version sometime.
>>10706080
>this daki
i must know more
>>10592048
Oh [spoiler]deer[/spoiler]
>>10709613
I could link to his Tumblr but that's about it.
As for the daki he drew it up himself and got a company (forgot which sorry anon) to make it into an actual pillow.
I'll ask him what company it was again and link/say it here.
Tumblr.
http://taintfare.tumblr.com
>>10645968
>>10665164
Anyone in this thread who wants to play with an intelligent feral on F-list?
>>10706080
Yes, you do.
>>10709613
Started on a whim, after I saw Fallout 4 dakis of Preston, Piper, etc, i wanted to try to design some base on the mutated wildlife. The first one done was a glowing rad-doe.
I'm currently working on a variant, Fizzy the Nuka-zelle.
>>10592048
Shoot it
Skin it
Cook it
Eat it
That'll stop your odd fetish, because you'll have severe trauma surrounding the time you loved deer and ended up killing one and eating it....
P S Y C H O L O G Y
>>10712224
Hope you have a chance to get on later dude.
>>10712608
>Shoots anon.
>>10711839
>>10712224
Awesome, thanks!
>>10705890
I love the huehuehue deer
>>10712608
t. Psychopath
>>10712608
>Shoot it
>Fuck it
>Skin it
>Cook it
>Eat it
>REPEAT
ftfy
yeah, thats my fetish. Where is your PSYCHOLOGY now?
>>10633686
>>10712608
>>10723623
>Shoot it
>Fuck it
>Skin it
>Cook it
>Braise it
>Eat it
>Stop redo it
>Psychology
Fix'd for real this time you guys.
BUMP!
>>10644697
What happened? Car Crash? Cancer?
>>10728437
I'd love to see that music video
>>10730817
Okay, not that anyone really gives a damn but some of you may have heard about some of my recent health issues that, one, came within hours of killing me and two, I've been in a wheelchair for the last year and a half slowly regaining my strength and learning how to walk again. No, it wasn't a stroke or anything have to do with my heart or head. What it came down to was the back injury I incurred back in 2004 had made it impossible for me to exercise (or draw or do anything but move) and a bad diet from eating poorly (a bowl or two of chocolate ice cream was a lot easier and less painful to prepare and serve than a proper meal was) resulted in Adult Onset Insulin Dependent Type 2 Diabetes, which being undiagnosed and then poorly self medicated, almost killed me. Nearly dying, being completely broke, and a few near and dear friends is what finally saved me. However, being hospitalized finally had doctors not in the pocket of the insurance company seeing me and treating me for my chronic back pain and I found a lawyer who was able to get me on SSI. Anyway, now I'm eating right and with the rehabilitative therapy I'm working out five days a week rebuild my leg muscles. It's been excruciatingly slow and painful but I am making progress; progress that I can really only see when I compare it to where I was a month earlier, but progress all the same. With a little of the money I did receive from my SSI I purchased a Wacom Cintiq Tablet and with the spare time I have here at the physical rehabilitation facility I'm staying at until I can walk again, I'm going to learn how to use this thing to start drawin' some deer pr0n. So watch this space! And thank you sincerely to all the well wishers and those friends and fans that have hung with me through my 10 years in hell.
Remember: where ever you go, there you are
>>10732138
>post asks how he died
>you post a story about him getting sick and recovering
which is it?
>>10732138
Diabetes and self-neglect left me literally within hours of death, too, several years back. I wish you the best! Drawing deer porn is the best kind of rehab.
>>10734500
So basically, OP wants to fuck some qt deer?
>>10735233
yes
but he is not alone
>>10737884
Teats have to be done right to turn me on personally.
Also have some QT.
Morning
lads help I think I'm a furry
>>10742888
Start fapping. Treat it like a fetish.
>>10732211
I think that was the last journal he wrote before dying, then Actaeon took over posting all his old/never-posted stuff.
>>10743228
Or just FA profile description idk.
Funny thing is, I thought he had been dead for a long, long time already, not since 2016...
>almost crash into a deer
>she thanks you for saving her
>you are confused
>she was being chased by a wolf guy who wanted to rape her
>you quickly get the fuck out of the woods
>while she sits in your car, she asks how she can repay you
>you say it's fine, you wouldn't have left her to die in the woods anyway
>she insisted
>you get to fuck some doe pussy tonight
Why are furries zoophiles
>>10742888
>>10743590
hey /pol/ how u doin
This reminds me, way back, 10+ years ago there was this pic young me quite enjoyed, a reindeer furry chick in Christmas lingerie with a candy cane and "naughty" written across her stomach with the candy cane's melted end. It disappeared off the internet way back then, and I've been nostalgic for that pic ever since.
>>10746104
haha we've got your number /pol/
FURRIES, UNITE!
>>10746104
Meh, not bad but things can be a bit better, honestly...
Don't die on me.
>>10632204
better question, do deer like subs?
I think thats a probably maybe
>>10737912
c u t e
>>10750033
Dawwww
>>10750013
Where'd you find that pic? cotton has been dead for like 3-4 years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ0wu9_H0Ro
Deer are cute.
>>10755788
either here or e621, why?
is he/she/it dead for real?
>>10756358
nah, just dead off the internet. with few pics able to be found. its a shame cus their art is amazing. assumed they had a comeback with that pic cus I've never seen it before.
Cute
>>10646951
WHORE.
>>10592048
bump
>>10594820
That looks like a wikihow picture.
>>10760757
"How to Treat a Lost Deer: 10 Steps (with Pictures)"
Scandalous!
Save
I'm just going to leave this here....
http://www.new-synapse.com/aps/wordpress/?p=1486
>>10763642
awww
poor deer
>>10763642
silly deer
>she is in your blind
>you forgot to close it when you left yesterday
>she's probably eaten a bunch of the feed corn
>possibly the box of moon pies too.
>she's stepping out as you head to the blind
>you figure she will bolt away at the sight of you
>she doesn't go anywhere
> she just tilts her head, ears perked up sniffing the air
https://youtu.be/QdQlpMj_rwQ
>>10767372
>>10767372
O-oh.
>>10593359
Underrated post
what do you guys think about enchantress
>>10769145
Yes
>>10676631
Good god, this is the most autistic newfaggy post I've ever seen. Congratulations!
>>10771018
Yes?
>>10767372
>>10767437
>>10767580
>>10771232
original animation is from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofnCdC8P70g
>>10772171
not as impactful imo
>>10767372
Fuck
>>10767372
I did not expect these feels :(
>>10667912
>vanderdonk
>that coat hanger
is this ylyl
maybe the best ungulates of all and >>10594742 is the closest deer image to perfection I ever saw
whats the problem?
>>10779691
I have no cute durr to cuddle ;-;
>>10780171
Then go suplex one and take it home.
save
>>10780171
hey anon, what are we going to do in a bed?
>>10785370
>pomf
>>10785370
Hug, cuddle, and snuggle :3
>>10785383
>>10785370
>living the dream
Jealous/10
>>10785383
I wish I could use my own chest as a pillow.
>>10790467
>>10785383
Cute
>Anon, is this your spagetti?
>It seriouslly fell off your pocket?
http://dilliedeer.com/photos.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGeQE-BBDvI
>>10794219
>dont worry Anon, i clean all the mess you made
You should warn me that your so fast
its quite sweet actually
>>10790282
>but Anon, deerbeds comes with atested doggo pillows, there is no much room for your big hard chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3-Xrd9zA5Q
>>10592048
bump
>>10743504
Feral or anthro?
>>10796916
I am guessing anthro if it can talk.
>>10743590
For the same reason and to the same degree /pol/ are authoritarians.
>>10743504
>>almost crash into a deer
>>she thanks you for saving her
>>you are confused
>>she was being chased by a wolf guy who wanted to rape her
>you quickly get the fuck out of your car
>knock her the fuck out with your left hand, punch the right deep into where the sun don't shine
>rub that sweet oestrus all over your face and freshly nude body
>wolf boy shows up, sees silhouette of man reclining on deer in glare of headlights
>is uncertain, but remembers his hero toucan Sam's "follow your nose"
>spend all night tying more knots than a boyscout
>deer wakes up halfway through but pretends she's still asleep so she doesn't have to deal with this shituation
>>10621456
woah mama
>>10652467
>>10796989
>not sapient feral
>>10803369
Absolute shit taste m8. Just get over yourself and admit you're a zoophile.
>>10804059
>pointing out that someone in a thread about wanting to fuck animals is probably a zoophile
>>10667561
>>10667561
It's so she can blow and rim you at the same time.
>>10804059
>wanting to fuck an intelligent being is the same as wanting to fuck a dumb wild beast simply because they walk on four legs
>>10648962
would you?
I love deer.
>cheese pizza
>9 again.
Guys really?
>>10804059
If it can talk it is not "feral". It is xenophilia at best, anthro at worst.
>>10621456
Seriously this episode was nothing but subtle bestiality suggestion.
>>10803369
>not feral anthro
Do not sexualize the doe.
>>10814388
but does are literally for sexual
How do they reproduce if not
>>10811019
whoa mama
>>10814404
deer populations are out of control so he has a point
>>10816156
Well good thing we can't reproduce with them, huh
>>10816187
tell that to the guys who now have deer-human hybrid abominations to care for
>>10816233
Lmao, your fucking fetishes aren't real
>>10816156
Kill the male deer keep female?
>>10816268
>make an obvious shitpost
>tfw some guy takes you seriously
>>10816357
>lmao
Get the hint
>>10816529
you're amazingly dense
>>10816564
I got it, stop saying I didn't
>>10816859
but did you REALLY get it
I'm not sure you did
>>10816859
But you didn't
>>10818126
I agree, look at him sputtering and trying to save face
>>10816916
>>10818126
>>10819112
Ok then I didn't get it
Happy now?
>>10814388
>Do not sexualize the doe.
HA HA HA Ha HA HA HA HaHA HA HA HaHA HA HA HaHA HA HA HaHA
Please only makes fire that is not hot
No need to sexualize the doe, does does it themself
>>10822192
>>10822204
haha that deer is licking its own butthole gross what an idiot
>>10822228
i could show you does licking some other stuff too,.. :3
but you know, board rules & normies everywhere
but visiting thread about lusting for deer and complaining about sexy deer is precious. i congratulate you anon.
i bet you expected a deer cooking recipes in here, no?
>>10822581
look I just wanted to make fun of deer for licking their own butts
>>10592048
>>10753892
>>10592048
>>10592187
>>10823228
>>10822161
That's a buck, do you not see the giant nutsack?
>>10822581
I would kill to see some of that
>>10824334
>do you not see the giant nutsack?
>giant nutsack
anon, you are the one who needs to learn about male/female differences
>>10797345
>authoritarians
I think you mean "cuck fetishists"