HGthony Threadtano
>>10570508
T-the girl... with the scarf...
I think she's gone.
>>10570525
>>10570526
>you're making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK
That's OK
>>10570535
It couldn't have been a ghost, could it have? You know, I deal with those a lot, I'm a psychic. Maybe you're seeing something from the other side. Can you describe where she went?
>>10570545
U-Uhh... to your right... form my point of view.
>people still can't drop the JC and Bert ordeal
Fucking why?
>>10570550
Hang on, did she have white hair?
>>10570519
I had a bunch of commentary done but accidentally closed the tab, so just enjoy this slide I guess.
>>10570558
Uhh I think it was darker. Like brown or something.
>>10570566
Hm. Alright, I'll look around. Thanks for the input. Say this is a ghost, do you know anybody who'd be able to compensate me for an exorcism?
>>10570536
>you're making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK
>>10570564
"Oh shit, this kid goes to that school I teach at" - Present Mic's internal thoughts, probably
Eggman-kun is such a great teacher! He taught me how to do kung-fu using only my tongue!
wait a second....
i don't have a tongue...
>>10570536
>>10570578
That's OK.
>>10570574
N-not me, I'm just a student... Well unless she appears in my house, then I gotta tell my parents.
Nope, I don't think anyone is bothered by her yet.
>you're making an OK post where you clearly state that you're OK with me making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK
That's OK
>>10570587
Well, that's a shame, but alright. I've still gotta exorcise it, since if a ghost's around for too long it runs the risk of turning into an evil spirit, but it was worth asking, at least. I'll get looking.
>>10570585
Let's see if this charisma skill really works.
Hey Lenny! You're black!
>>10570528
Possibly? I gave you two frickin' options, which one are you talking about?
>>10570534
Yeah. It's great, isn't it?
>>10570602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Cursed Sword
>>10570602
I was always black.
>>10570593
>you're making an OK post where you emphasise just how OK you are with you clearly stating that you're OK with me making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK
That's OK
>>10570612
And here it is, the start of A corpse's suicidal tendencies. Don't bully him!
Heck. If only Inkling had been used.
"Oh hey buddy, how are you?" Me
"Yeah pretty sweet, just found this bigass sword" Curved Sword Skeleton
"ok cool" Me
"ya" him
>>10570629
>teleports behind you
nothing personnell kid
>slits your throat
>>10570629
Don't look up
I'd zalgo that text but the site won't load for me, so pretend it's spooky.
>>10570613
Wait, what? Am I that charismatic that I fool reality itself, or am I just insane?
>>10570642
please don't cut my throat bone, thank you
>>10570615
>you're making an OK post where you emphasise just how OK you are with you clearly stating that you're OK with me making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK with him clarifying that he's OK
That's OK
>>10570664
>>10570615
oh my god shut the fuck up
>>10570653
Oh, uh...
WINNER THIS SLIDE!
>when you want to pick up a violent warrior in scampy armor
>>10570673
>scampy armour
So armour made of scampi?
>>10570664
>you're making an OK post where you reiterate just how OK I am with you emphasising just how OK you are with you clearly stating that you're OK with me making an OK post with you saying that it's OK that I'm saying that it's OK that I'm saying his post is OK in which he's saying he's OK with him saying it's OK for him to be saying that he's OK with him clarifying that he's OK
That's OK
>>10570669
>you're being a faggot
That's not OK
here we are
>>10570685
there we are
>>10570678
>skimpy
Excuse me i am vety tired
>>10570669
OK.
>>10570671
C-congrats.
>>10570685
Congrats, <insert generic Japanese name here>!
Thank you <insert host name here> for hosting!
>>10570689
Thanks for the game.
Congrats, lady(?).
>>10570697
>>10570689
This. Thank you.
>>10570689
thanks for hosting,dude
>Loud scratching noises and eldtritch giggling is heard from up high, as a Clawed Girl jumps into the thread
Hello!
>>10570689
In summary, it was OK.
>>10570695
Why are you stuttering? Does she intimidate you?
>>10570697
>>10570704
No problem, thanks for [REDACTED]
why would he remove that
>>10570700
>>10570707
Hope you enjoyed it!
>>10570689
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10570715
I did enjoy :)
>>10570713
Woah! Are you an Arakton? I've never seen one in person before.
>>10570729
>the clawed girl looks confused, before closing in near the man, tip-toeing up a bit to stare at his face some more
What's that? I'm a crabgirl!
>>10570751
>He bends down to eagerly examine her claws, focusing on the area where claw turns to arm.
An Arakton, it's what we call your species. It's not often you guys come out in the open, everything I've read says most of you stay hidden away. What's the occasion?
>>10570768
I want blood!
>she smiles while poking the man a bit, not putting in enough pressure to pierce him
Can I have some?
>>10570779
>He backs up a bit, still trying to take the opportunity to poke and tap curiously at her claws.
No, I need that. Why do you want mine? Don't have enough of your own?
What characters have "bone manipulation" as a power? I want to make Craig suck my dick, as a gesture of love of course.
>>10570799
there was a bone naruto guy if i recall
>>10570803
Kimimaro just controlled his own bones, not other peoples'
>>10570809
I have that power too
>>10570799
try looking here
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Manipulation
Is Radiant Historia any good? That is if any of you played it.
>>10570716
Yeah, thanks for watching/playing. Or both. Or none. I just have no idea.
>>10570725
heck yeah
>>10570713
You know what I was thinking earlier today? "Gee, this place could really use some more brats!"
>The skeleton says, as sarcastically as possible.
Where the heck do you all spring up from?
>>10570799
I didn't need to read this today. Keep your sick desire to yourself.
>>10570803
don't encourage him
>>10570819
holy heck don't frickin' encourage him
Unless it's a hot skeleton babe behind that post, in that case she can go right ah - oh right, never mind, girls don't have dicks
>>10570792
Nope, mine's white.
>she adjusts her claw to aim st the wrist of her other claw before thrusting it in and flicking it to slice the claw, as clear white blood is splashed and poured all around, the claw falls down splattering on the floor, before the girl points at the wound with her claw
See?
(reCAPTCHA's a bitch)
>>10570814
Can you also invert your ribs
>>10570819
>Sub-power of Calcium Manipulation
>>10570832
>He seems taken aback by the action, falling back on his rear and scooting a few feet away in the process. He points at the fallen claw, utterly confused.
Wh- D- What w- Why d- Did.. Did you mean to do that? Are you okay? Will it grow back?! Give me a warning first!
>>10570831
Well I'm a crab, not a brat, but I don't worry I get my tongue twisted a lot of times.
>she puts her claw on her chin, wondering about the skeleton's question
Don't know.
>>10570799
Any necromancer?
>>10570854
>she looks at the man, before shrugging, flicking some of the white blood around
Nope, but I guess also yes, reviver portals are kinda my thing, if I cut myself two times, I'll die!
>she says with a very strange smile
>>10570861
A brat isn't an animal, it's - ah, forget it. Before this conversation can go any further, I have to determine if you're a brat or not. Most children tend to be, so you can imagine why I'm being cautious. Ahem.
>The skeleton clears his throat, getting ready to hit the clawed girl with a barrage of questions.
1 - Are you insane?
2 - Are you rude to skeletons?
3 - Do you like murdering people?
4 - Would you consider yourself to be "cheeky" or "snarky?"
5 - You see a skeleton who has collapsed into a pile of bones while walking down the street. Do you stop to help him?
>>10570827
Guess not then
>>10570907
I don't know what Radiant Historia is
Good morning.
>>10570870
My intense SKELETON WILLPOWER will block out any necromancer's influence! I'm an independent pile of bones who walks and talks and does his own thing, necromancers be damned. At least, I think all that's true. I've never had a necromancer try and control me before.
>>10570870
>>10570919
Pssstt he's scared, that's all. Try to find a necromancer.
>>10570916
Vidya for the DS
>>10570917
Morning.
>>10570895
>she looks confused at the first question
What does insane mean?
>she looks concerned at the second
Why would I be rude to skeletons? They don't have any blood for me to take.
>she smiles and giggles like a crazy person to the third question
Yes I do!
>she looks very very confused at those words
What's cheeky and snarky?
>and then she doesn't look like she understood the last question
Leave him alone because that might be his bones?
>>10570954
How was your day, anon?
>>10570882
>He stands back up, dusting himself off and bending down to look at the severed claw a bit closer.
So.. I assume you come back from the dead, or something? I didn't know you guys were capable of that. Is it something everyone in your species can do?
>>10570933
WHAT THE FUCK? I don't care how much you hate me, why the heck would you encourage him in finding a necromancer? He wants me to use it to make me SUCK HIS DICK. Did you miss that part? What sort of person would want another person to be resigned to such a terrible fate? You're a horrible person and a horrible model for justice. My Skeleton God.
>>10570961
>Craig nods his head at each answer, stroking his bony jaw as he listens intently.
Overall, the results were indeterminate. I kinda made that quiz up on the spot so I don't have a real process for interpreting those answers, so for now I'll let you off with an "ehhh"
>Craig rocks his hand, indicating his "meh" attitude towards her answers.
As long as you're not rude to skeletons, I guess you're alright.
>spla2n finally got delivered
AWW YEEEEEE
>>10571009
shit game
>>10570557
>>10570974
I make portals with the blood I collect
>she moves her arms around to make a circle in the air, of course since she has no blood, it can't be seen and can't be used
When I make one the last one goes away.
>>10570997
>she looks confused and walks really close to the skeleton
Did some people here hurt you? Why would you care if people are rude? Do you need a hug, I think you need a hug!
>without further thought, she wraps her claws around the skeleton before squeezing in, then placing her head under the ribs before rubbing it and putting her head up and in the ribs
Do you feel better?
>>10571038
Right... And you die, but you come back through those portals? I've never even heard anything like that. That's amazing. So you need the blood to keep coming back from the dead, right?
>>10571062
Nope!
>>10571074
No? I thought I had it.. What'd I get wrong?
>>10571038
No no, I'm fine really! This really isn't necessary...
>Craig tries to peel her away from him, but eventually stops resisting and allows himself to fall victim to her embrace. As she nestles her head up against her ribs he finds himself patting her head out of instinct.
Eh. I guess it's alright. I'm really not into this affectionate stuff, it makes my bones tingle. And not the good, coming-down-from-a-murder-spree kind of tingle, but a "something's not right" kind of tingle. As if...as if something's not right. Wait, I just said that.
>>10571082
I just like making those portals!
Oh and I'm gonna have to go...
>she looks at her severed claw
Hmmm...
>she adjusts her claw at herself and thrusts it at her face before doing it again to take away her own live
>thankfully eldtrich noises and a purple aura is seen far away, ensuring her revival
>>10571103
>she closes her eyes and nestles up the patting
We're friends now, so if anyone is rude to you just tell me, I'll take their blood from them.
>she unwraps herself and bounces away
Gonna have to go now bye!
>>10571134
.....I don't think I'd ever be able to get used to that..
>>10571134
Oh? Oh! Yeah, alright! I'll tell you right away if anybody starts bullying me again. Cya later, friend!
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
I just got 99 runecrafting.
Recommend me a GTA character to ava
>>10571293
The Truth
>>10570972
Not particularly grand. Yours?
>Check desu from last night
>People actually rated everyone on the rollchart.
What the fuck?
>>10571304
gib link pls
>>10571303
Yesterday was rough and annoying, hoping for a better day today
>>10571310
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10565375
Everything's a popularity contest.
>>10571316
I want to fuck your feet.
>>10571316
Mustn't lose hope, eh?
>>10571328
That would be nice~
>>10571340
Yep, gotta keep going!
I summon ______
>>10571379
the ghost of HG past
>>10564716
>I don't rp
I guess this is what happens when I don't post my avas every thread like I should.
>>10571429
Filler please host.
>>10571320
HG is literally FB with anime grills
Less memes, less charts more GAMES.
what the fuck is going on here
>>10571465
>Less memes, less charts
B-But how am I going to RP to the games or host if people don't rate my avatars at least twice a day or tell me that they kinda like me?
>>10571474
>kissu
>tfw posted 4 rollcharts with differents ratings.
>Insecure fags are crying or believe someone love them
Nu-HG is a haven for shitposters
How do I improve my RP?
>>10571491
Stop posting.
>>10571496
no you cancer kid
>>10571349
Got a discord?
>>10571491
Be like this Nui and ask people how their day was.
>>10571490
>People are doing something to entertain themselves
QUICK, what can I say to make them enjoy it less?
>>10571500
I just answered your question.
Hey guys, how's your day going?
>>10571504
Like that?
>>10571490
No shit my dude. Glad to see someone's getting the vibe of this all.
>>10571518
Decent taste.
>>10571514
Perfect, if you have some lewd images, make sure to use them. Make sure everyone's looking at you and not those disgusting other rpers.
Any of you want to see my cock?
>>10571503
Yes, why do you ask? and which anon are you by the way?
Here's my chart.
None of you? Okay, I'll fuck this cabbage then.
>>10571539
Hey babe, add me Rinobu#2093
I played Nui before so we can do some selfcest ;)
>>10571539
I'm teacher and I want to sliiiiiide into your DMs baby
Who wants a little poppyseed on their cabbage?
>>10571505
>Entertainement
It isn't. It's a cheap ego boost and popularity contest.
People weren't happy to just roll. They had to "roll and give opinion"
There are too much pussies and people trying to escape real relationships here. We gotta slap them back to reality.
>tfw it's discordfag inkling's job
>tfw nobody wants to see your dick or have some poppyseed covered cabbage so you gotta settle for the fat chick but you regret your decision shortly after starting
>>10571568
Get off of your high horse you faggot, you don't get to decide what people can and can not do for fun.
>>10571568
this whole thing is why I'm glad I'm not on the chart
>>10571582
wow it was so fun!
All the interesting replies and interactions those posts started, like
>>not liking [insert name here]
>>liking [insert name here]
>Why do you like me?
>Why don't you like me?
>Love you too!
>>10571462
I'll host later today ok go
>tfw wanna do this to most of the human female avatars we have
>>10571595
So you don't like it. Tough shit. Others do, suck it up.
>>10571534
Find some other quality content, anon.
>>10571555
>>10571560
I rarely share my discord here, a bit too over cautious, but i would like to get to know you..
>>10571504
post porn and circlejerk?
>>10571568
HG's been this way since we left /b/ man, it's just been a social hub and a place that shapes itself around the insecurities of each other. It's all just to make people feel special and give them attention/a pat on the back.
My advice? Live and let die, because it's only going to get worse from here on.
What the shit is happening in this thread?
>>10571635
autism
>>10571635
crafting nature runes for mad profits
>>10571635
Some is shitposting you because you are shitposting the roll chart.
>>10571609
teacheranon#9361
Add me
>>10571635
Standardfags
>>10571609
Add me on discord and we'll... "get to know each other" ;))))
>>10571612
Dude, that's not what HGA stands for? Hot Girl Avatars?
>>10571609
Is this some ERP reject?
the real reason yosuke left
>>10571661
thumbnail looks like Han Solo
Where are all the original oldfags nowadays?
>>10571670
Discord
>>10571635
Hey cutie, are you new to these threads?
>tells [avafag] I like them with my ava
>Shitpost them as anon.
Who /devilish/ here?
>>10571670
Some are still here, others have moved on.
And some shitpost because they're faggots.
The real reason Junko stopped using Yu
>>10571641
As always.
>>10571642
I never actually went into serious rune crafting. Just smiting.
>>10571647
Meh, you get used to it. I have no more energy to think about it anymore.
>>10571650
I see no standards here.
>shitpost [avafag] with my ava
>nicepost them as anon.
who /anti-devilish/ here?
>>10571693
(I think you missed my post) >>10571681
I miss the perfect ship that was Yu x Peko
>>10571648
>>10571653
Why not just do it here? i intend to stick around.
>>10571693
rate my cape, korean man Dan
>>10571699
Because I can't post my dick in these threads? Duh.
>>10571701
Looks like you're the Iron Chef of breaking eggs/10
>>10571699
You wanna fuck right here? I'll pull my massive cabbage cock out and fuck you retarded.
>>10571710
Thanks, my fashionscape is top notch
>>10571699
Because this isn't ERP you fuckign aspie.
>>10571707
You can, go ahead.
>>10571707
>>10571699
Yeah, Rin's dick is way too big for this thread to handle. I know from experience, I bent it back and made him fuck himself with it.
>>10571699
But I want to get to know you in private
>>10571718
Can you make the armor you wear look like different armor?
>>10571699
Don't post it, Nui-chan.
>>10571735
I can with cosmetic overrides, yes.
The only cosmetic override I have is the cat hat I'm wearing, for the rest I'm just wearing a runecrafting outfit that allows me to carry some more essence
>>10571710
>>10571735
(Uhh? What's going on?) >>10571681
Is it bad to want my dick sucked right now by one of you?
>>10571745
Because I'm all about making my character look like my ava when I play an MMO, Runescape is short on hairstyles, I guess they let you do that with gear now
>>10571781
thing I dislike is the shitload of MTX in the game now, but you have ways of turning wearable items into cosmetic overrides and there are just cosmetic overrides buyable with GoyCoins
My cock is literally aching and crying for me to face fuck one of you.
>>10571781
(Please reply. I'm trying to start off an RP with one of my favourite characters from that show.) >>10571681
>>10571707
Why not though? i'm sure it's a nice dick~
>>10571714
Go ahead~
>>10571719
It's a thread on a board called /trash/, not like it can't collect.
>>10571724
I must doubt that.
>>10571728
But i see no point in not doing it here!
>>10571735
I don't wish too, besides i have more fun doing stuff here.
>>10571794
That's Hoshi, he's not gonna reply.
>>10567675
Say hi to erp
>>10571803
(O-oh...)
>>10571803
He knows.
>>10571791
>fucks
>>10571795
You want to see my cabbage cock? He's large and in charge and he's greener than a person with crohn's diease's shit. I call him the incredible bulk. I don't think you can fit his girth into your mouth.
>Rin fait cocu par Hoshi.
Kek
>>10571820
>nuts in your furry pusspuss
>>10571828
what
>>10571795
Kill la kill yourself erp cancer.
>>10571790
We're talking about OS RS, yeah?
>>10571795
You're fine as you are bby
Why can everybody but me get laid?
>>10571847
I-I'm talking about RS3...
Both games are fine, I just prefer RS3
>>10571847
no
the only thing osrs has is bots compromising 9/10 of the total players
literally a bot sitting ontop of every resource in the game
>>10571855
>thread becomes shitposting central
>kamina shows up
like cockwork
>>10571847
>You're fine as you are
>autistic lewd-spamming cancer that doe nothing but hi-post anons
>>You're fine as you are
Gee whiz
I want Nui to give me a tit job.
>>10571860
Just kill Zulrah :^):^)^:^)^^:^)^:^^)^:^^)^^:)^:)
Furry pusspuss is so good.
kys HG
>>10571855
Because you look like a sub, when in reality you act like a dom, everyone just want to plow your boipussy not the other way around.
>>10571876
parlsey no
>>10571876
Cute
>>10571821
Sounds very healthy then!
>>10571843
Not today!
>>10571868
That sounds reasonable~
>>10571847
Thank you, friend!
>>10571866
I think it's cute.
>>10571856
Ah, I see. I'm not gonna trash RS3 players tho. Why do you prefer it?
>>10571860
Aha, I see. Yeah. I hate that shit.
>>10571795
Filesize is too large, sorry. Only works on discord.
>>10571900
>pulls out my throbbing cabbage cock with poppyseed dressing oozing out of the tip
get suckin bae
>>10571917
RS3 is a bit more modern, more skills and stuff, but it boils down to the playerbase you know?
Like the guy earlier said before, OSRS is riddled with bots, RS3 has them too but to a much lesser extent.
I just love playing and fucking around with the guys from Clan, killing bosses and stuff, bullying people wearing shit gear, that kind of stuff
>>10571861
I-It not me....
>>10571877
Thats bul-
Actually, you're right. I can see it.
Thanks.
>>10571947
It often you though.
>>10571920
Save as a jpeg, works for everything!
>>10571928
Oh wow, was your mother by chance a carrot?
>She starts licking the tip
>>10571971
>my cabbage cock explodes into a fountain of poppyseed at your touch
my mom was a cabbage and my dad was a sarcoma
>i explode from tha pleasing you are giving me and die from exploding
>>10571861
How dare you talk to my buddy Kamina like that? Rather look at yourself and see how much of a disgusting pile of shit you are, tapping away behind that keyboard in your mother's basement. At least the guy has a job, do you? Do you even know what the word "job" means? Have you ever worked a day in your life, or has it all been handed to you on a silver platter? Well, let me tell you something. If you keep harassing my boy like this, the next thing you're getting served up on that platter is a pile of your own shit. And you'll eat it, whether I have to shove it down your mouth or not. Understood?
>>10571953
How?
>>10571990
>do you?
ya
How dare you talk to my buddy Kamina like that? Rather look at yourself and see how much of a disgusting pile of shit you are, tapping away behind that keyboard in your mother's basement. At least the guy has a job, do you? Do you even know what the word "job" means? Have you ever worked a day in your life, or has it all been handed to you on a silver platter? Well, let me tell you something. If you keep harassing my boy like this, the next thing you're getting served up on that platter is a pile of your own shit. And you'll eat it, whether I have to shove it down your mouth or not. Understood?
>>10571304
Here's mine, fresh off the press
>>10571999
A+ for effort
nice tastes as well
>>10571999
>loving 2pac
Mah fucking nigga
>>10571935
It's about time the company moved on to other games tho kek, RS4 when?
>>10571999
this chart gets a positive rating from the dachgod
How dare you talk to my buddy Kamina like that? Rather look at yourself and see how much of a disgusting pile of shit you are, tapping away behind that keyboard in your mother's basement. At least the guy has a job, do you? Do you even know what the word "job" means? Have you ever worked a day in your life, or has it all been handed to you on a silver platter? Well, let me tell you something. If you keep harassing my boy like this, the next thing you're getting served up on that platter is a pile of your own shit. And you'll eat it, whether I have to shove it down your mouth or not. Understood?
>>10572014
They announced RS3 Mobile and OSRS mobile last monday. Their other games usually fail.
>>10571999
I'm ashamed to be loved on this
>>10571986
Well that was quick i must say!
Also i would bet your brother is a real fruit.
How dare you talk to my buddy Kamina like that? Rather look at yourself and see how much of a disgusting pile of shit you are, tapping away behind that keyboard in your mother's basement. At least the guy has a job, do you? Do you even know what the word "job" means? Have you ever worked a day in your life, or has it all been handed to you on a silver platter? Well, let me tell you something. If you keep harassing my boy like this, the next thing you're getting served up on that platter is a pile of your own shit. And you'll eat it, whether I have to shove it down your mouth or not. Understood?
>>10572028
deal with it
>>10572030
I'll last longer if I can fuck your eye
Mommy is coming to beat my ass for being a useless faggot goodbye
Nufags must be so confused now.
>>10571999
I b/w hate or no opinion?
>>10572078
no opinion
What on earth happened to this place while I was gone? I mean, it always looked like a dump, but-
Oh. I see one of my clones beat me to this place. It's always weird seeing yourself in the flesh, hehee~
>>10572078
>>10572081
Hate is not included, but you can think of all the blue ones as hate if you want.
>>10572087
kys rin
>>10572087
>Jacks off in the corner
>Sees you and stops
>continues jacking off
>>10572087
>Slaps your ass and teleports away before any retribution is possible
>>10572109
nice rp
>>10572075
not really, it's just shitposting
nothing out of the ordinary
>>10572081
Ah, that makes a lot more sense. I was wondering.
>>10572087
Oh, another Nui!~
kill all oldfags
>>10572174
Kek, watch out, this one doesn't suck dick and therefore is useless.
Literally me
>>10572219
>LF
>>10572195
Aw, what a shame, she should be more fun~
>>10572104
Rin? Who's Rin? ...Do you not know who I , the Grand Couturier, am? Disgusting that such a thing would even be possible! I hate it and I hate you!
>>10572109
>Ties a Lifefiber around your dick and rips it off
No unsanitary practices around my place of work! It has to be clean for me to make the finest pieces of art you've ever laid eyes upon, in cloth form~
>>10572112
>Teleports after you and cuts off your dick as well
No perverts, either! Bad, bad, bad. Men ruin everything, their boorish hands are way too indelicate to ever make something as fine and detailed as my pieces!
>>10572233
Nah, he's going just going to tryhard RP to prove to whoever cares how much better he his than you.
>>10572234
Unironically the worst Nui HG has ever seen.
Even Ruby's was better.
>>10572248
But Hoshis Nui was worse? Now Nonons Nui was top notch.
>drives into the thread
>stares
...
>>10572075
kys baron
>spits
>>10572255
Nonon > Hoshi > Ruby > This Shit
>>10572248
>>10572234
>Gookrunes as filename
I agree, kys Hoshi
>>10572258
But that's wrong.
Nonon>Ruby> The one who sucks cock for fun>Hoshi
I want to be a cute trap
>>10572274
Nonon is the one who sucks cock
>castration
I'm out
>>10572277
>stares
>chews toothpick
>spits
kys baron
>stares
...
>>10572270
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HONOKA IS FUCKING DEAD!
>Use Nui for the first time in a while
>They don't like your RP
>>10572270
Suggest me [spoiler]fun[/spoiler] videogames
>>10572270
>>10572305
uh god im cumming
>>10572234
Some men can't control themselves, you need to learn how to deal with them~
>>10572274
How many Nuis are there?
>>10572312
Minesweeper you lazy fucktard
>>10572312
Shovel Knight
>>10572312
Hollow Knight
>>10572270
Idol slut
>>10572314
>Teleports behind you
Persona's artstyle is fucking garbage holy shit
Wait I thought old nui was hoshi.
>>10572312
>Summon Night Swordcraft Story and Swordcraft Story 2 for the GBA
>>10572312
Megadimension neptunia vii
>>10572334
the rat is a worse slut
>>10572375
nice shill
>>10572364
Newfag
Geez, geez, I can see when I'm not wanted. It breaks my heart, y'know? Luckily I've got plenty of sew it back together... You're all a bunch of idiots and I never want to come here again!
>>10572409
kys Aqua
>>10572409
>kissu
Stay. They are just meanies
>>10572409
Good riddance
I miss chiefs nonon
>>10572402
>I picked her up because it was a fun-ass game and the series need more love
>Only reason I didn't suggest the third was because it's not translated too
>>10572414
Hi Hoshi
>>10572312
Knight Knight
>>10572436
>Astolfo
>Aka Aqua
>>10572406
Who is it?
>>10572109
>>10572409
Try again
>>10572409
Luckily I've got plenty of sew it back together
Can I be the Nui?
I'm bi
I'm gay
I miss asgore's nui
>>10572471
>>10572477
Idubbz pls
>>10572449
Old nui was nonon
>>10572471
Hi, bi.
Did we have that No Filler All RP game as yet?
>>10572409
Please don't go, I had a picture for you
>>10572500
>No Filler All RP game
you mean the host won't post the next slide until all tributes reply to them?
>>10572504
Is it the dog one?
>When every tribute in your samefag game replies to every slide without exception
>>10572517
No
>>10572486
I mean this one
>>10572409
>>10572516
Yes, that sounds great.
>>10572547
Surprised someone took the time to type all of that
So why don't more people host? Why are we always waiting around and begging?
>>10572549
That sounds shit. Waiting for crendor to reply with every single of his fillers seems like shit
>>10572596
>Why are we always waiting around and begging?
But I don't? I just look at the thread every 20-30 minutes and enter if there is a game.
>>10572596
No one who has an original code hosts anymore
>>10572596
I would host but I'm watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vuIIDFPSu8
>>10572615
But only one of his tributes would be allowed in anon.
>>10572549
I purposefully won't reply just to ruin it for everyone.
The quality of a Spider-Man game is directly correlated to the amount of time it takes to get on top of the Empire State building in said games.
The longer it takes, the shittier the spider-man game
>>10572596
Because hosting blows and HG gets pissy if you use a certain code. Luckily enough I've only seen like 2 bad codes in my time here so there's still a bunch to pick from, it's just that people prefer OG codes sometimes. Nothing wrong with that per se, I'm just too lazy to make my own code so I'll be forever a shit host.
>>10572500
name 24 people who actually reply to slides anymore
>>10572693
>Because hosting blows
It's good and fun, actually.
>>10572697
If there's an interesting event.
>>10572697
COCKS!
>Yukine
>farts
>>10572843
YUM!
>Ramsay
>>10572615
>>10572549
>>10572516
>Baron tried this once. It was a 48 and whenever X amount of time went without one of the tributes replying to the slides, he would restart the game, not counting the people that didn't reply the last time.
>For every slide.
>>10572842
I could do for some cocks in my mouth right about now~
>>10572876
>die in bloodbath
>don't reply
>resets
>win
>>10572879
Allow me, KK!
>shoves cock in ur mouth
>Yukine
>>10572886
Now you're thinking.
My only wish in life is to be able to see those beautiful green gasses emerging from fire emblem asses like in the cartoons.
>Ramsay
My only wish in life is to able to see those beautiful veiny cocks emerging from fire emblem pants like in those cartoons
>KK
>>10572906
R-ramsay-kun??????
>Asshole-chan
>>10572917
I deceived you! It was I, Yukine!
>Yukine
>>10572917
>puckers up
Pffffffffsssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
Soooo tasty asshole-chan!
>points ass towards u
It is time to fuse our gasses
Fptfptfptfptfpt psssssshhhhhhoooooooooo
>my asshole sucks the gasses from ur asshole
I love you
Pfffffssshhh
Asshole-chan
>Ramsay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I10gwVEoRRc
>>10571999
>love
>>10571999
Is there an older version of this?
I can host a quick 24.
Why is King Knight shitposting?
>>10572949
UwU ramsay-chan............... draw me like one of your fire emblems......
>asshole-chan
I will not suck your cock if your size is on the clock!
>KK
>>10572969
>not knowing it's the most unfunny person in hg itself, Ramsalad
>>10572965
Please.
>>10572886
>And then someone else loses patience and doesn't reply, causing it to restart again, and again, and so on.
>The execution was less than amazing.
>>10572965
Please do!
>>10572965
God please do
>>10572965
Th-This was an entry post btw. I need 24 tributes
>>10572917
>>10572949
>>10572977
Kill yourself Guts/Adachi
>>10572965
A nufag niggered his ava.
>>10572990
Johan Liebert
>>10572990
Nui
>>10572984
Why hasn't that useless piece of eurocuck trash not offed himself yet?
>>10572990
Reigen Arataka
>>10572990
Pratty
Whoops...
>>10572965
Heart and Soul
>>10572990
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10572990
Octoling
>>10572990
Barkis
>>10572990
Nomming Pupper
>>10572990
Pannacotta Fugo
>>10572990
Araragi Karen
>>10572990
Gunner
>>10572990
kys baron
>entry
>>10572990
Natsuo maki
>>10572990
Exploding Girl
>>10572990
Sliver Queen
>>10572990
Penguin
>>10572990
Yohane
>>10572990
Dean and Gene Ween
>>10572990
Gibril
>>10572990
Gandalf the Pug
>>10572990
David Banner
>>10572990
Togame
>>10572990
Lenny
>>10573054
Who is this fluid druid?
>>10572990
Shimakaze
(Male)
Check it.
>>10573091
O-oh
>>10573093
Best RP
>>10573097
Go for it!
>>10573097
I accept this challenge.
>>10572990
Sir Carrot
>>10572496
i'm dad
>>10573097
Let's save some lives.
>>10573097
Please give my spot to this brave knight.
>>10573019
>>10573121
>>10573090
Gibril "The Full Metal Jacket" from Azure Striker Gunvolt 2
Raging sadomasochist that hates being called short and has a fetish for bloodshed and the ability to control metal
>>10573134
He's already got one in, just so you know.
>>10573097
>Karen runs on top of a building and jumps out of it, landing on the ground while assuming one of the many Heroic poses she saw in the Sentai shows she watched.
I believe we're ready to break the chains of destiny!
>>10573135
AKA my wife
>>10573152
Fuck off Kamina you can only have 4
>>10573097
What is this about my mother?
>>10573154
You're denying his cultural right as a muslim to have a harem. That's islamophobia sir
>>10573143
Even if that's the truth, it doesn't concern me! Right now I'm unable to properly participate in this game, so I'd rather have someone who can match my bravery as a knight take my spot!
>>10573163
>hugs
>>10573097
Seems fine to me
>He rolls his neck to crack it. He wanted to do well this round, for once.
>>10573143
He's swapping for himself.
>>10573109
>>10573119
>>10573184
>>10573178
I should've known.
>>10573184
I appreciate it.
>>10573184
>Karen gets in position and runs at the speed of light, once again, away from the center of the arena.
I don't need weapons or supplies, my fists are everything I need.
>>10573184
commentary in a sec
>>10573174
>hugs back tighter
>>10573178
What makes you say that?
>>10573184
>>10573186
>>10573202
You're into fisting then.
Nice.
>>10573210
>She runs off in the distance looking at her keep as it goes down in flames from the constant attacks.
These conmen will pay for what they've done! The hammer of Justice will turn them into a flat tortilla.
>>10573210
The power of LOVE is too strong inside of Maki.
>>10573222
>Her ahoge curls up in rage.
That's it. I was fine with losing, but your smug ass look just crossed the line! I don't care about this game, I'm just going to kill you.
>She raises a fist....
>Only to be interrupted by a voice coming from her hairpiece.
"Hey! You're giving a bad first impression! Calm do--"
SHUT IT!!
>>10573134
Thank you very much Madam! I, Sir Carrot, am at your service, and will fight in your name with great pleasure!
>Sir Carrot courteously bows.
>>10573184
I am true to milady, first and foremost, that whom'stve asked me to fight in her place. While I shall honor this pact to the best of my ability, my bond to her comes first.
>>10573210
The death penalty is much too harsh for incompetence! Live knight, and may you show your gratitude by walking the path of redemption and purify your sullied name!
>>10573248
Push, push! We can only try harder until their defenses are seized!
>>10573223
It's not what I said!
>>10573248
Pratty catch it!
>She throws the sharp javelin towards Pratty with the intention to play with her but she didn't and pierces her chest instead.
Ouch... I think we should play another game...
>Karen comes closer to pick the javelin and notices the puddle of blood, slowly stepping back.
Uhh... Hello?
>>10573248
That's what you get for having such a nasty ass entry image.
Johan is making me nervous.
oh
>>10573252
>She just smiles and laughs at you, saying undecipherable gibberish.
>>10573277
>The girl is sitting right behind Heart and Sould, lightly patting the horse's back to make him go faster.
Yahooooo! The rest is yours Soul and Heart, show them our power!
>>10573277
>Johan halts his pursuit of Sliver once he feels the arrow hit him. He looks down at his armor's penetrator, taking a moment to stare it down for some indiscernible reason. Pulling it out of his armor, he slowly begins to advance on the snake-like creature again as he tosses the arrow to the side. In the end, the night sky turns a blind eye to what happens next...
>>10573298
>Her rage subsides.
I will kill you.
>Sort of.
>>10573277
Yeah, I could see Nui doing that.
Johan is increasingly making me uncomfortable. Who will stop this madman?
>>10573277
Someone red pill me on Johan.
>>10573316
But I don't want to rest... They say the best medicine is to stay active whenever you're feeling sick.
>>10573316
Vegetables win over those unhealthy sodas Togame has. At least I think that's what they are.
Lots of animal abuse today on Gandalf (and Nui)
>>10573316
Johan is secretly the Terminator confirmed?
>>10573313
>She pulls out a strange rifle and fires a shot of ink into her eyes.
>>10573358
AAAAAAHH!!
>She covers her eyes and runs off. To get ink out of her eyes of course.
>>10573365
STOP THESE GAMES NOW! HE'LL KILL US ALL!
>>10573365
Darn it
>>10573365
I didn't mean to hit Enter that early. Sorry.
Penguin's suffering hits rock botton.
>>10573317
German doctor who let one of his patients, a psychopath, run free and he slowly descends into madness.
>>10573390
That's Tenma you're redpilling him on.
Johan is the patient.
>>10573248
>>10573267
Can...you pull the deadly javelin out of my chest? I'm not very...armored.
>>10573317
The nazis tried to breed some orphan kids into super soldiers without emotions but the war ended but they kept trying it in secret or something? and Johan killed everyone and the nazis were like "fuck this guy is too hardcore for me?" or something? And a doctor saved him without knowing he was a monster and then goes on the epic quest to kill his ass.
>t. read monster ages ago
>>10573387
Johan is NOT stopping and I do NOT like it.
Two cute girls and some manly man kiss and make up around the dinner table.
>>10573409
Oh, it's been so long since I've followed the series that I got the two mixed up.
>>10573425
Johan's weakness is a cute anime girl. Screencap this.
>>10573424
Well shit.
Now we know why he's slaughtering people by the bushel.
>walks into the thread
sex
>walks out
>>10573456
>mfw
>>10573425
Yohane: "lol jk"
Gunner may be a bit confused here.
>>10573470
Yohane is obvious winner
>>10573351
Sorry but there's no way I can stop the fire from within me! I can't control my eagerness and undying dedication to achieve Justice! There's no way I will be able to hold back even if you use a fire extinguisher!
>Karen launches a punch into the air as a wave of flames covers her body. Though after a good couple of seconds with the hot flame surrounding her entire frame, Karen starts to run in circles. The smoke was thick enough to alert the enemy and at the same time the house they were in starts to go down in flames.
>>10573365
It had to be done, Sir Carrot. Your crimes towards the citizens of this arena are unforgivable. I shall punish you for your deeds, for Justice.
>She punches Sir Carrot's throat with enough strength to chop his head off. These fists are truly something to fear.
>>10573387
I'm honored to have such duty! I'll perform it with utter dedication!
>Karen stands in front of the village while staring at the distance. However, she quickly grows bored and starts playing with rocks.
>>10573410
Y-yeah, s-sorry.
>The girl comes back once she can hear Pratty talking to her. Using both of her hands, Karen pulls the javelin out of her chest but blood starts to splatter everywhere, even her. Her jumper and shoes are quickly soaked with blood.
OH! NO, NO!
>She quickly pierces Pratty's chest once again to block the injury and stop the blood from coming out.
>>10573475
>implying Johan, master of genocide and lord of death, won't kill her in one hit
>>10573470
Using elephants is cheating! Argh...
>Says Karen as she can see the huge amount of elephants charging towards them.
>>10573470
>Johan turns around to face the man cowering behind him. He bends down to meet eye level with Gunner, a smile on his face and his medieval weaponry holstered. Still piercing the wrestler's eyes, he gives him a pat on the back before turning back around to watch the horizon for any pursuing enemies.
You have nothing to fear.
>>10573481
Das monstrum in mir wird explodieren!
>>10573470
You could have used those elephants right about now!
>>10573514
Not Yohane but F
>>10573476
>Pratty tries to say something, but all that comes out with a brief spray of blood and a cough. She quickly gives up on it, and shakily grabs a bottle from her side, shoving the opening of it in to her mouth and draining the odd, slighty viscous red liquid down her throat. After a few seconds, impossibly-enough the bleeding stops.
>>10573514
Johann or David Banner, calling it.
>>10573514
Elephants are only good while attacking. Bad against defending a camp.
Are you new? Do you not know basic medieval strategy?
>>10573514
*NERVOUS SWEATING*
W-WINNER NEXT
>>10573535
bruh i didnt live in 1050 like you gramps
>he doesn't live in a modern medieval-era society
>he doesn't use elephants as guard dogs
>>10573532
This...this is a bad day.
>>10573558
>he doesn't have an elephant farm
>>10573476
Teach me how to RP like you
>>10573547
>bruh i didnt live in 1050 like you
What are you? A nufag? You have to be fucking stupid if you use elephants in a defensive strategy in a camp.
>>10573563
>Needing a farm to grow elephants
>>10573575
GET MONSTER'D ON
RUN RUN RUN
>>10573575
This truly is the darkest timeline
>>10573575
>Johan won
FUCK
RUN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN
MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA KILL US ALL
https://youtu.be/OmbiENL5qYQ
>>10573589
Thanks for playing.
>>10573589
Congratulations! Than you for this fight.
>>10573589
>>10573621
>Congrats, and thanks.
>>10573589
>>10573621
Neat game.
>>10573621
I did the best that I could.
Thank you.
>>10573532
>>10573561
>Karen keeps holding the javelin with both hands while Pratty grabs the bottle and shoves the content into her mouth. Her eyes are closed but as soon as they open, they can see how the injury on her chest is completely healed and the sharp end of the javelin is resting on where the injury should be. She quickly tosses the javelin to a side and leans in to offer her hand.
We... Shouldn't play ''Catch the sharp, dangerous Javelin'' ever again.
>>10573570
>I don't know?
>>10573589
Congrats, Johan Lieberto.
>>10573621
And thank you for hosting the arena, I appreciate it.
moo
>>10573651
You think? It's gonna take a week to patch up the hole and get all the blood stains outta this!
>She takes the hand, tilting her head to the side as the kinda whiny tone drops.
Hey, are you alright? You look kinda shook up.
>>10573684
>i posted it so often that someone saved it
>>10573684
Mee
>>10573720
Maa
>>10573742
>>10573742
>>10573742
New thread
TESTING SHUT UP