HG, WTF edition
>>10573742
moo-yip
benis :DDD
My luck is just horrendous
Wait, are we posting tributes again?
>>10573742
Nui
>>10573786
Oh my god
>>10573801
What?
>>10573786
Who is this and why haven't we banned them?
>>10573817
>we
Why don't you do it?
>>10573817
>we
>ban
k
moo 2
>>10573817
>Banning tributes
Hah.
So, is there gonna be another game soon?
>>10573817
Because as long as they aren't some pedo from /tlhg/ they can't stay.
>>10573814
>Cucks
moo 3: the mooing
>>10573845
Thank you for finding this anon, I thought I wouldn't find this again
moo 4: NGW
>>10573929
>It was really easy to find on e621. Literally type cow_humanoid in and bada-bing, bada-boom.
>>10573685
>Karen helps her to stand once again but the stain of blood on her clothes are evident and they're easily spotted.
I'm alright, I was shooked to see how easy the javelin went through you, that's all... I suggested this game because I thought you had armor ready to go.
>>10573742
>HG, WTF edition
Imbecil
>>10573903
>hoshi and rin's secret erp
Zimbabwe
>>10573903
moist
>>10573995
>>10573984
>>10573786
Hi Ochako
>>10573970
Well...if you say so! Armor impedes mobility, and when you're both a fighter and a smith...and with all the stray summons I fight...you really can't afford to get hit at all, armor or not! Besides, it's just kinda uncomfortable to wear, too.
>Pratty laughs a little, poking the hole in her outfit.
Aww, man, mom's gonna kill me...you should probably get the stains out of that quick before they really set.
Good afternoon, boyos.
>>10574029
Afternoon Adachi.
everyone needs a bit of moo in their life
>>10574027
These stains will be erased once and for all! Do not fear, Pratty.
>Karen takes off her yellow jumper and turns around to open the faucet, soaking it with water. She comes back rather quickly and quickly brushes the wet cloth on the stains.
This will work, right? Of course it will!
>She keeps going, though the water is cold as hell.
>>10574029
Good afternevening.
>>10574109
...Since when was there a water faucet there? U-uhhh, you know you should be using hot water, right? Don't look at me, I don't know what stuff you're supposed to use to clean it!
>>10574029
Shitpost me daddy
>>10573999
Lyse was better when she was Yda.
Hey I'll host in just a second, give me a couple more minutes
>>10574047
How's it going, sir?
>>10574109
>Adachi hears the girl greet him and he turns his head to see who it is, a sudden expression of fear overcomes his face when he sees who it is, flashbacks of her kicking him through the air haunting his memory.
...hi, please don't kick me.
>>10574178
I don't shitpost anymore.
>>10574245
>just a second
>couple more minutes
>>10574264
Time doesn't exist
First 24
>>10574295
Reigen Arataka
>>10574295
Adachi
>>10574295
sleepyrator.
>>10574295
Nazrin
>>10574295
Nui
>>10574295
Dean and Gene Ween
>>10574295
Eggman-kun
>>10574295
Barkis
>>10574295
Pratty
>>10574295
Warlord Pupper
>>10574295
Erwin Rommel
>>10574255
Pretty good detective, how about yourself?
>>10574295
Anonymous
>>10574150
Justice can do wonderful things, the water faucet is going to be there as long as Justice is by our side.
>She keeps rubbing the spots of blood with her wet jumper, making sure to ''remove'' all the stains.
I don't... Really know but I'm sure this will be fine and if it doesn't work then it's going to be more messed up, and they won't notice the blood. Perfect plan, huh?
>>10574255
I won't kick you if you stop using lewd terminology. It was a well deserved kick AND I was actually helping you. Did you know that my Nii-chan can use his spinno du kicko? It's way, way more painful than one of my kicks, or at least the one I used.
>>10574295
Araragi Karen
>>10574295
The Exploding Girl
>>10574295
Bellona
>>10574295
the original dab
>>10574295
Me irl
>>10574295
Togame
>>10574295
Stress Skeleton
>>10574422
sauce?
>>10574295
Octoling
>>10574295
Laura Kinney
3 more
>>10574422
Bolin I swear to god I'll fucking murder you
>>10574295
Shauna
>>10574383
>>10574485
You're dead.
>>10574473
Ew. I'm offended.
>>10574372
You really gotta stop claiming justice whne it's more coincidence.
...Uh. I have an idea! Aren't there places specifically for cleaning up clothes where you live?
>>10574466
>>10574295
Nire
>>10574500
check 'em
>>10574327
>>10574541
Looks fine besides the line.
>>10574295
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10574541
I accept this challenge.
>>10574558
If you can offer a solution I'd love to hear it.
>>10574541
I'm going to snap that calamari's neck.
>A voice comes from her hairpiece
"Hey, you should really just focus on winning!"
Killing her IS winning.
>>10574572
It looks fine.
Catfight!
>>10574509
You're talking about laundries, I think. Yeah we have laundries but they cost money, money I really don't have right now, hehe. Maybe we can, how about you use my jumper instead? I know it's wet but it only has stains of blood on the corners.
>>10574541
Checked and twerked, let's go!
>>10574607
>catfight
Good thing we have the pupper to break it up.
>>10574607
>She delivers a bitchsmack of inhuman strength.
Mine.
>>10574553
>Pretty cringe but at the same time pretty hot, wish i was that Ryuko. did you make that?
>f dean and gene ween
Looks like the dog is making his own stick to throw away.
>>10574640
Take advantage of a higher point.
Do you ever feel like you were literally made for pleasing cocks with your body?
>>10574637
no i posted it to facebook three years ago and just found it again
>>10574640
Do. NOT. Try that. Near me.
A little death, literally.
>>10574656
All the time
>>10574658
>i posted it to facebook three years ago and just found it again
So you made it? i refer to the text.
>>10574684
Hey, you said it not me.
>She gives the little girl an axe kick to the head.
>>10574625
I could spot you! I just...uuuuh, dunno what kinda money they use over there.
>She shakes her head, and gives a bloody thumbs-up with a big, childish grin.
Nope, I'll be fine! It's not the first time I got the stuffings beat outta me, I'm totally used to wearing stuff like this by now!
>>10574696
>>10574684
OW! That's really impractical, you know that!? I just needed somewhere to get my clothes cleaned!
>>10574686
nope, wasn't me, i found it on /d/
booty booty booty booty
>>10574718
Well that makes sense.
>>10574713
Yeah, no. You don't get to regret now.
You said clear as day, 'Please kill me Exploding Girl.'
>Another voice speaks up.
"It's true, she did."
Ain't no rest for the wicked.
The Barkis event would actually work if someone put a rock in that image.
It's everybody's favourite event!
>>10574684
I don't know why this is making me laugh
>>10574744
Damn tree!
>>10574696
Such brutality.
>>10574744
Bah, that'll be the last time you run from me!
>>10574760
I never claimed to be anything else.
>>10574744
F the 11 fallen.
Uh, Erwin...what's that around your neck?
>>10574777
>artist has eight pictures of sonic the hedgehog in her gallery
>all the literal same image eight times
>>10574777
What lucky trips you have there, hopefully that luck doesn't run out.
>>10574776
Such brutish nature without any tactics, it's reckless.
>>10574787
IT'S NOTHING! I'm better than that.
>>10574800
I never claimed to be anything else...
>>10574799
>Sounds horrifying
Oh come on. Exploding Girl didn't explode, and nobody hit this particular tribute? I'm disappointed, RNG.
Speaking of, where's my bloody Arena event?
>>10574740
That's not regret, it's annoyance! I just-
>Pratty blinks.
Who was that?
>>10574812
Try having some direction with that anger, it'll benefit you.
>>10574829
I doubt any good will come from going there.
>>10574836
What do you care, dead girl?
>>10574847
>She sighs.
Yeah, yeah, gotcha...
>f the original dab
I skipped a lot of peace here.
>>10574858
Glad to hear.
>>10574880
Be grateful, if I were acting belligerent I would've ended you swiftly.
>>10574858
Because...I do? I'm still right here.
Reply to this post with your ideas for Warcraft related events while I go and get some food.
>f togame
Okay as long as peace continues I'm going to skip it.
>>10574915
How about you use your brain and write the code yourself?
>>10574915
The goes for far too long and sucks even harder than it did
>>10574915
>(Player1) thinks your code will be shit. (Player2) agrees.
>>10574915
oh boy is it time for another anon makes a warcraft code and bails out?
>>10574915
>themed code.
Nah
>>10574713
Alright then, if you don't want my jumper and it's not working I guess I'll stop trying.
>Karen takes one step back and stares at the messed up clothes that still have blood on them.
They use yen, it's the currency we use globally. I thought you knew.
>My internet is having some serious problems right now, sorra about dat.
>>10574940
>>10574928
>>10574937
>>10574940
>>10574943
>>10574945
Oh boy. I sure love the community's reaction towards a complete nufag trying to earn his keep in this lovely place!
>>10574905
Just turn tail before I kill you again.
>>10574919
Talk about strangling the lewd out of a game!
>f nui
>>10574915
>(Player1) sits in (his/her1) basement and cries.
>>10574915
(Player1) hears the sound of shadowstepwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaeeeeeee
>>10574960
>nufag
Fuck off.
>>10574915
(Player 1) wastes his life and body away for hours on end pretending (He/She 1) was a panda
>>10574960
Nigga that beach bro guy made his code on his own.
>>10574975
What was that lesson about marking cups?
>>10574949
I don't come from where you're from...
>She reaches in to one of her outfit's many, many pouches, and pulls out a handful of odd-looking coins of a soft white metal, holding it out.
I use boam where I'm from!
>No worries.
>>10574961
That's no way to behave to a stranger! The fighting's over for me, so there's no reason to do something like that, is there? Besides, I'd actually fight back this time.
>>10574960
>being a nufag
>ever
nufags not allowd
they ar the cansur killinbg hg
im nut a jaded olfag.
srs
>>10574993
>muh standards
>If he does it then so should everyone else
Fine, have it your way then. For once I am trying to not being a leech and I am still disappointed.
>>10575005
Would'nt change a thing. You've got no chance.
>>10575024
I'm just saying, we aren't gonna make a code for someone else, we are trying to make our own.
besides you'd still be a leech if we gave you events, you'd leech our events.
>>10574960
kys Ramsalt
Reminder to purge all nufags
Feast time!
Every event is a fatal event so don't be surprised if you're one of the few not still alive.
>>10575024
I don't want to be that guy, but perhaps it's the subject matter that people are objecting to, as opposed to how new the host is.
>>10575050
Yeah, because looking for a little inspiration for a few more events to try and create some, hold it!
IMMERSION!
Because trying to create immersion with the help of the community is wrong, right?
I wish Ramsay would get hit by a truck.
>>10574915
Hosting Guild#7042
>>10575030
You really shouldn't assume things like that before you actually see anything in action, lady. I'm not just some shorty with orange clothes!
>>10575062
Apologizes to Adachi.
I could care less about someone I barely know though.
I guess we all could've learned to not go to the feast.
>>10575069
Play the games and immerse yourself, Todd.
>>10575083
Unless you're me, good luck.
>f stress skeleton
>f warlord pupper
>f nire
>f barkis
>f adachi
>f laura kinney
I know I said I'd skip all the peace but I couldn't resist.
>>10575069
Don't do this shit in the threads..
Talk to some real people.
>he hasn't become a member of the Creation Club and exclusively downloads mods from it
>>10575137
Perhaps this will aid me.
>>10575148
What would happen if Todd Howard and Gabe Newell would fuse into one being?
Winner next slide! Place your bets!
>>10575172
Based fieldmarshal will save us from 2d
>>10575172
I must rest up for the massacre tomorrow.
>>10575170
He'd just sit on a pile of money while selling mods, releasing new hats, weapon skins and animal armour packs for Skyrim and Fallout 4 and never have to work on a game again.
Is there already a code with an emphasis on winter that's been used actively for the past 6 months?
Maybe it's just me, but I notice that District 11 seems to win a lot more often than the other districts...
>>10575107
>Her tone instantly changes from that defensive one she had before, as she smile dopily.
You shouldn't ever try and just imitate someone else, that never leads to anything good. I'm a Craftknight, and it's my duty to be as skill with making weapons as I am using them! And there's nobody where I live better than me.
...How come you act so cold and rude when you obliged me when I asked for that thing before?
Congratulations!
>>10575205
Not to my knowledge
>>10575207
VERDAMMT HERR ROMELL!
Well it was an admiral effort, but sometimes it takes a little bit more than effort to win a game.
(I didn't rig it.)
Thanks for playing.
>>10575205
>emphasis on winter
I can think of at least 2 off the top of my head
e8c86Gn8
aQw9zYAh
>>10575207
Oh well, can't win 'em all.
>>10575224
>>10575207
>>10575187
>>10575241
Well, shit...Is it frowned upon to use events found in a code that's hardly/never in use?
I was told HG has a large selection of lolis. Is this true?
Also, checkem
>>10575217
Because you're annoying. I don't like annoying.
I'm here to save people and take lives, and you're not helping with your 'I told you to wash my clothes, not kill me' shtick.
>>10575224
FUCK!
>>10575237
>it takes a little bit more than effort to win a game
Yes.
Being female will always triumph over actual effort.
>>10575244
Not with that attitude
>>10575265
yes
stealing is wrong
>>10575275
Unless you're stealing hoes
>>10575270
>Smug Octopi noises.
>>10575273
Patton, it's been ages.
Welcome back to the battle field you old dog.
>>10575237
Admirable. Shit.
>>10575266
Damn, nice digits.
>>10575265
If it's never in use then I don't see a problem with it, just as long as you don't just copy and paste it. Make it your own event, let the other one give you inspiration.
>>10575224
Good work! Thank you for this!
>>10575270
Now that's just mean.
Well, I read your nickname here and hoped, you know...you'd blow me up? That'd force the place to fix me back to normal, even my clothes!
>>10575296
Well, I got an idea for winter events. But it's not the winter we know. That's all I got to say without making it obvious as fuck.
>>10575224
>>10575237
I ended up being late to the game, but that still won't stop me from thanking you for your hard work, Host.
>>10575301
Nuclear winter?
>>10575298
>>10575308
No problemo.
>>10575298
Oh, you'll explode alright.
Just not in the fiery sense.
>>10575319
It will spoil the surprise if I neither confirm or deny this. Take it as you will.
>>10575329
I want you to explode on my dick.
>>10575005
Boam...? How did you get here then? OH DON'T TELL ME! Justice thought you were going to be my next ally along with Justice. It's the only explanation because as you may already know, only an ally of Justice can break the chains of destiny. If you want to survive in this world then you have to use yen, lots, lots of yen.
>Karen reaches into one of her pockets and grabs 1k yen.
This is all I have... It's nothing and it's not enough to clean your clothes, sadly.
>My internet is having a stroke, I can barely post.
I was thinking of making a restaurant-themed code called "HGI Friday's". It'll take some time to prepare but I'm sure it'll be worth the wait.
>>10575353
That picture is making me have a stroke.
>>10575344
How about I just rip it off.
>>10575353
w-why is she naked
>>10575237
Thank you for hosting.
>>10575329
I do hope you take that damned octopus down, spare no mercy.
>>10575366
Sounds like a good game, I cant wait to see it.
>>10575377
Since when did Bakugou become rule 63?
>>10575386
Aikawa, stop assaulting my friend.
>>10575400
>assaulting
? ? ?
>friend
?????
>>10575329
The "shrapnel and concussive force everywhere" sense, right?
>>10575353
I have a ship, you goofball! I sail it here whenever I wanna go hunting for exotic materials to forge weapons with.
...Well, I borrow the ship, but that's details. I'll get yen the same way I get money back home, that's easy!
>She scratches the side of her head in confusion, smearing red across her hair.
What? I can just go home and clean mine, I'm worried about you!
>If you can't keep posting you don't have to for me, you silly person.
>>10575366
>The name amused me far too much, I say go for it.
>>10575377
You'll never be able to rip off the big Valbowski's summer sausage.
>>10575390
Dinner will be on me once I see it through.
>>10575397
Don't know who that is, and I don't care.
>>10575414
No, the 'you everywhere' kind of explosion.
>>10575435
Two fingers is all it takes.
>>10575390
Thanks for the support!
>>10575414
I couldn't think of a better name, usually the first thing that pops into my mind is kinda meh but I'm glad this one has such a positive reception.
>>10575299 (Sena)
>Iida Tenya returns while holding Sena's hand, his face red as he turns to her.
We made it. You had your fun there, but now it's over. I am honored you asked me to escort you there, for I believe there would be no better candidate to ensure a woman's safety in a place they are not particularly acquainted with. Please do not hesitate to inquire my services again.
>He looks down at her hand after releasing hers.
...y-you can release my hand now.
>>10575461
How good are you with paint/photoshop. Cause you get the Denny's logo. Morph it to your head, call it Lenny's and leave it like that.
>>10575442
Well yeah, that's kinda the point. If this place forces me to blow up to where I'm not in a workable way to just be patched back up normally, it'll fix all of me at once, including my clothes!
Anyone thinking of hosting? I'm willing to host if not. Delays may occur though.
>Caring about being a leech.
Never do anything for this community. If you must do something, do it because you want to.
I host for the (you)s and because I like writing codes but I don't care if you guys starve for a game
>>10575442
Octopus steak sounds good right about now, I can't wait.
>>10575461
Not a problem.
>>10575370
Stop looking at me, weirdo! Nii-chan will take care of you if you don't.
>>10575386
I'm -not- naked. I was helping someone to clean their clothes.
>>10575414
About me?! Why are you worried about me? There's nothing to worry about, I'm not injured and thank god I didn't kill someone this time... This once.
>Karen flashes a devilish smile, thinking about all these moves she can't use outside the dojo. Her expression quickly changes to a smile .
Wooooh. So, if you have a ship then it means you have people working for you, right? Do you pay them in real money or in the money you use?
>I-I'm just saying it's the reason I take a bit. I think it's stable now.
>>10575478
She asked if you ever got your dick sucked while recieving paizuri, faggot
>>10575482
Oh shit that's genius.
But I'm terrible at Photoshop, if I got the colour scheme I could paint my own Lenny to make it look okay.
Give me 48
>>10575502
>>10575442
>Throws them some food
>>10575544
Reigen Arataka
>>10575544
Erwin Rommel
>>10575544
Octoling
>>10575544
Cirno
>>10575539
M-My virginity is none of your business.
>>10575544
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>female
>>10575540
I'll do something for you
>>10575544
The Lenny of Pan-Dimensional Singularity
>>10575544
Pratty
>>10575544
Gascoigne
>>10575544
The Expert
>>10575578
Thanks, this mean I get half of all his stuff, right?
>>10575565
>>10575569
Now this ship I can get under
>>10575544
Badass Pupper
>>10575544
Johnny
>>10575551
I can't tell if I should be honored that you got me some food after all of the rude things I said or feel enraged that this could be a taunt.
>>10575544
Avenger
>>10575544
Eggman-kun
>>10575544
Iida Tenya
>>10575544
Johan Liebert
>>10575590
This means you get his dick deep inside you, you little meat condom.
>>10575575
Here's the template. Do me proud, anon!
>>10575544
Suz
>>10575569
You can still get your dick sucked and stay a virgin, faggot.
>>10575544
Ryougi Shiki
>>10575605
It sounds like you have a lot of experience in whatever that is.
>>10575544
Kumagawa
>>10575478
Why would I want to release the hand belonging to the love of my life? We made it here, huh...
Take me.
>Sena stares him dead in the face and keeps focused on him until he replies. Even if he denied it, her free hand was already taking off her clothing in the middle of the room.
I need you right now, Iida-san. I need every long, thick inch of you churning inside me. I need to be filled.
>>10575516
N-not?
Oops... my bad.
I won't bother you then, go on with being dressed.
>>10575544
Thot patrol
>>10575544
Araragi Karen
>>10575544
Hakuno Kishinami
>>10575544
Barkis
>>10575637
scary
>>10575626
Thank you for understanding, citizen.
>>10575544
Mask
>>10575544
Derki
>>10575659
For fucks sake, there's children here.
with lightning speed, faster than any Ducati,
RSV4
>>10575621
oh my god
>>10575544
The Big Red Machine
>>10575544
Gay Priest
>>10575621
Hoshi, why are you ironically erping?
>>10575659
>looks back
H-hey, come on! You're doing it again!
If there wasn't this conveniently placed faucet in the way, I'd totally see you naked now!
>>10575670
Don't worry, the straw covers up enough
>>10575544
Mighty Midori!
>>10575516
Haha, it IS real money! Just not yours', but the ship's super advanced, it can get me anywhere just by myself.
And because...because it's right to worry about people? Mother didn't race some heartless jerk! I'm tougher than most, so I'd happily be the shield for others to make sure they're happy.
>>10575544
Orihara Izaya
>>10575621
>this shit ERP
lemao
>>10575544
Sexual pterodactyl
>>10575544
Tyber Zann
>>10575544
The Egg
>>10575698
Oh shit this cunt's still alive. What's cracking?
>>10575544
Felix
Bait game.
>>10575687
Mighty Midori?
More like Mighty Midorki!
>>10575544
Lord Beerus
>>10575544
Usagi
>>10575737
Alright, time to shut down 4chan.
there is literally no way to top that.
>>10575544
The Fearsome Captain Usopp
>>10575544
Sami Zayn The Innocent Bystander
>>10575544
Gabriel
>>10575737
Roasted and toasted.
We are still six short unless I have missed someone.
>>10575544
Vinny
>>10575544
The Disco Diaper
a toothbrush
>>10575799
Shrimp
>>10575621
>Iida Tenya covers his eyes with both of his hands to prevent himself from looking down and ogling the developed teen's massive chest as well as avoiding her unrelenting stare.
I-I respectfully decline. I am saving myself for marriage and cannot possibly go through with such an act willingly.
P-Please put your clothes on before you cause an unnecessary scene.
>>10575544
Penguin
>>10575713
Nothin' much. Just been taking care of my uncle and fixing a few family issues.
Anything interesting going on with you?
>>10575799
Dean and Gene Ween
>>10575544
Trainer
>>10575820
Fuckall, mate. Mates wanted to to go see a movie and dick around in town afterwards but I got better shit to do right now.
>>10575670
I'm not doing anything wrong!
>>10575682
Noo hoo, I am not and these faucet do nothing because I'm actually not naked. What I'm doing is help a citizen to clean their clothes but it's not necessary anymore.
>>10575691
Sou ka, sou ka, I understand it's normal to be worry about people but why me? I'm here, healthy and happy! The shook of the javelin is gone now and now that you talk about your ship... Do you accept party members? Does it have weapons? There's this one skeleton using skeletonyo magico and I'm wondering if that thing can attack him and hurt him.
>>10575544
Get Right
>>10575818
You can get some blonde bimbo pussy and you decline it? Are you sure you aren't gay?
Search for mistakes and make swaps quickly.
>>10575852
>>10575748
>>10575862
Swappu
>>10575862
It doesn't matter how many people you throw at me...I! THE GREAT CAPTAIN USOPP WILL NEVER STAND DOWN!
NOW BEGIIIIIIIN! LET THE SLAUGHTER COMENSE!
>>10575862
District 3 has this.
>>10575861
He's a vegetarian. He doesnt like eating Meat.
>>10575544
The Late PTM
>>10575606
>>10575837
If you're doing fuckall than that's not anything better. Spend time with your friends when you get the chance. It's good to actually go out and do things.
>>10575862
Get on with it.
It begins
>>10575875
Thank you Usagi!
I'll make sure to win for the both of us
>>10575671
Swap for
>>10575884
>>10575862
>>10575818
>Sena doesn't listen to a word the boy says and digs her hands into the front of his pants until she finds his rock-hard shaft. She pulls it out and lets it flop into the cold air and gets on her knees.
I'm going to suck you dry now, Iida-san. Please stay calm.
>Sena takes his dick into her mouth and begins sucking on the shaft while jerking him off at the same time and her bare tits bounce up and down due to her erratic movements.
>>10575889
Fantastic. I'm very impressed!
>>10575862
I'm ready to go.
>>10575911
nice godmod
>dabs
>>10575900
Yeah, but you know what's the thing? They like to drink a lot and then possible act like donkeys while I am that one guy of the 3-4 that doesn't drink alcohol. They're real bros and normally I'd accept but fuck me if today wasn't tough for me with the heat wave and shit. Now that we're talking, recommend me a nice action movie on Netflix.
>>10575906
>>10575843
Hmmm, I-I see... carry on then...
>>10575910
Wow, a vehicle had never been so nice to me, thanks!
>Iida cheating on Aizawa for Hoshi
The madman.
>>10575906
Every freakin time.
>>10575906
I think I should take Emi as an ally, seems like an important step to win this game.
>>10575911
>rockhand shaft
>implying any of Kamina's avas are straight
>>10575930
Guess I wasn't quick enough this time. This one is for you PTM!
>>10575931
I think Iida already broke up with her before this.
>>10575906
You think you can still walk when you're leaking like a broken barrel? It's your fault for having such weak legs
>>10575949
Then the demon loli?
>>10575959
Oh shit. You are saying that Kamina is the one doing the cucking for once?
>>10575906
No, this is impossible! I'm The Expert! I always knew Chinese grade power armor would be my downfall!
>Calm down, Barron. You're still weak from securing the election.
>>10575968
>trump presidency
>LP singer dead
>robin williams dead
>kamina uncucking himself
Is this the weirdest timeline?
>>10575906
Shit.
>>10575956
Can you keep up with me, cat-boy?!
>>10575956
Hm, I guess he didn't see that swap, oh well, hope you do good you motorcycle.
>>10575956
Lets see....
That kinda looks like a tr- no wait that's just a goose.
Maybe I should just walk
>>10575956
I know he's right behind me, lurking in that bush. I'll just try to bait him into that house and I'll try to take him down.
>>10575968
>for once
didn't he cuck Spike?
>>10575843
Because you were talking about offering money to fix my stuff or something!
Uuhm, well, I could take people for rides or voyages, but I can't just pass control over something like that to them! The ships' weapons are mounted on to the thing, you can't take them out, and they're STRICTLY for self-defense, okay?
Haha...sorry, I don't think I can really help you with that...unless you really wanted a weapon!
>>10575956
GREY HAIRS!?
...Oh, wait, my hair's always been grey!
>>10576003
Huh, they must have missed the news I was in town.
>>10575956
You better watch your back! Cause I'll...uhh, do something REALLY bad, like...pouring...pudding down your shirt...yeah.
>>10576008
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
>>10576008
Did he? Must've happened on aidschan since I avoided that place like the plague.
>>10576003
I actually don't like it but if I want Emi as an ally, I have to pretend like I do.
>>10576003
Never figured I'd pain Lucie on a truck.
>>10576030
Yeah it was on 8
>>10576003
I've seen graveyard with more life than this hellhole, where is everyone?
>>10576037
Paint*
>>10576030
But anon, you are on aidschan right now.
>>10576049
Rommel is fighting hard. I hope he will be able to see his family soon, he surely deserves it.
>>10575924
Yeah I can see why you wouldn't want to go drinking but you don't have to drink to watch a movie. Just leave early or something.
Just checked Netflix, Maybe Django unchained if you haven't seen it? They got Drive if you wanna watch some autistic Ryan Gosling.
>>10576055
Ah, figured as mu -
>>10576067
YAMERO
>>10576049
You're a good soldier, one of the best, meaning that you're also one of the biggest threat in this arena. I had to do it, may you rest in peace.
>>10576076
I'm not surprised after all, he was weak. Weaklings don't belong here.
>>10576049
Phew, now it's just the waiting game, this is going to be great.
Who cares I set all of this up in this empty excuse of a town, someone has to step on them eventually.
>>10576049
Rejoice, Pinocchio! It appears God doesn't want you dead yet, for He has sent me to your rescue!
>>10576049
That was a close call. Thankfully no one here can aim.
>>10576082
I unironically like Ryan Gosling. Thanks babe. Going to get some snacks, a drink and crash on my sofa.
>kissu
Someone make a new thread please.
>>10576109
So do I. His artsy movies are some of the only ones I enjoy.
>Izeryer
I actually like the Mask tribute, just because it works with the events,
>tfw only have 12 events
i am not creative