HG Thread: Where's BEAST anon edition
>>10198614
Hey! Don't swear.
>>10198667
You're beast anon, and this is a cringy meme.
Killyourself.
Should I shitpost ERP
Y/N
Wow, another night of pain and suffering.
We are truly living in the end of times. Please join me as we near closer and closer to the end of our road. God bless.
>>10198688
I swear to god, it's not a meme, I just really wanna talk to that person again and I've been eager to all day!
>>10198683
Sorry, Kami-sama.
Please don't give me a 5 when I post this.
>>10198692
is that even a question? Of course
http://poal.me/kpzcdj
>>10198692
N
They are already dead
>>10198692
No.
When I find that potion seller I will set my spirits on his dirty human soul for lunch!
>>10198524
>>10198650
No
No I refuse to cuck someone with my vodka child, if it was Alfred I wouldn't care but Ivan is not a cheap fuckboi
>>10198693
I love you stu
give me a game
>>10198697
You won't get a 5 in your rolls ever again. For I'll take of them myself. Check it!
>>10198524
100% certified Not Filler
http://poal.me/p1ma9l
>>10198693
the only good ava in this thread
>>10198752
10/10 if just for At the Gates
NGW
>>10198696
The fuck is beast anon out of curiosity.
>>10198747
That's a nice seven.
>>10198772
Weapons grade autism from the other night
>>10198767
At this settlement you can find a higher resolution picture.
they also wouldn't mind alittle bit of help while you're there.
>marks it on your map
>>10198743
I love you too.
>>10198763
It is nice to hear such encouraging words, and although I may not agree with your sentiments, I have to appreciate the thought that went into this comment. Thank you.
>>10198776
Check out this seven.
>>10198524
I haven't used Izuku a whole lot lately. I should probably fix that.
>>10198772
The other night, there was an anon I talked to who was RPing with me for a few posts, and kept bringing up BEASTS. OOC (if you can even call anonposting ooc) they were just making all of it up out of nowhere, but it developed into me making some cool designs while they were making really cool lore. It was super fun, and I've really wanted to continue making more designs and listening to them talk more about the lore.
>>10198776
T-that's because I didn't unleash my divine powers. One seec...
>>10198733
but it's haru
are you SERIOUSLY trying to convince me you don't want that sweet boypussy?
>>10198328
>>10198632
>She rests her head onto the pillow she has readily available for sleeping on, bringing along a thin white blanket to keep herself away from the potential harm of the cold and/or hot temperatures.
>Ten or so minutes after she's been down and out, the potions starts to affect her mental state. Her legs frantically kicking while she was dreaming, and an uncomfortable look across the sleeping dragon's face.
>>10198789
I believe you are a good man both IC and OOC
Keep up what you're doing
>>10198796
>deku is Ranma
Niiiice.
Don't bother with Izuku btw he's shit.
>>10198783
There's an awful lot of that, pal, gotta be more specific.
>>10198797
Define beasts.
>>10198524
>Since apparently we're continuing this.
>Criticism highly preferred over ratings.
>>10198789
what happened to being the best ava of all time? This is shit.
>>10198786
So THAT'S what it was
>>10198824
you're shit
Check out my muscle! Some say it's a bone spur and that I don't have long left to unlive, but I know different. It's because I've been bulking lately. It does feel a little bit weird though to be honest
>>10198813
Don't talk to my husband like that, anon. He's a good boy.
>>10198796
>>10198824
>criticism
the girl anime-ish looking girl in the middle I've never seen before is your only good ava, the others are in no way salvageable if only for the fact that they do not meet the cuteness standards of my tastes in avatars, please consider dropping them from your roster and discontinue any thoughts of playing anyone besides her in the future, thank you
>>10198804
Yes because my vodka son isn't cheap fuck fodder, and I would prefer to cuck someone with chemistry
And either way I do not want to fuck an ayyyyylien that's the last thing I would want (spiders and boats are a-okay tho)
>>10198524
>unsure whether to keep Stratos or not. Also currently on the hunt for potential new avas.
>rate and critique.
>>10198654
ok
>>10198818
According to the Anon, they're monsters that take many different forms and lurk in the shadows. Some forms range from scorpion creatures with human mimics attached to their stingers, to ones I came up with that were these shadow demon animal looking thingies. Ex. Pic related. They can change size and form, and their only goal is to make themselves look extremely hideous n' discomfort their prey. Kinda gross though, cause they rape their prey.
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...
Goodnight HG.
I love each and every one of you.
>>10198786
motherfucker not even I knew what it was
why would you ruin this
>>10198730
>wants to get rated.
>already know i'm shit
>>10198524
Only because everyone else is doing it
>>10198862
So shapeshifters or chimeras, the sky is the limit with those kiddo, just gotta get creative.
>>10198842
>And saved, thanks anon.
>>10198524
Since we are doing this meme any feedback would be appreciated
>>10198810
Thank you. Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't continue with this antiquated memery but with a new direction, hopefully I can turn myself around. Encouragement such as yours is always helpful.
>>10198825
While I am disappointed to hear that you feel that way, I would hope that you reconsider your thoughts at some point in the future. I don't feel as if I'm the god of HG anymore, instead I'm taking a humbler approach to life from now on. I may have been overstepping my boundaries before, with ugliness like insulting a poor child like Eric Andre or some of the other anons. It's all peace and love from here and out, no more of the ego-filled rampages.
>>10198836
Positivity is always a good thing, my skinless friend. Keep up the gains, even if you get some growth pains, it'll all be worth it in the end.
>>10198890
>kissu
>>10198901
Hell yeah! The only reason I've been asking for them all day is because it's also a semi rp, I'm documenting what they look like while the expert explains what they are!
>>10198524
Where's everyone making these wallpapers? I only have the one anyway so I guess it doesn't matter too much
>>10198862
>they rape their prey.
Is Tricky into Monster Girls now?
>>10198836
I don't see a single musculo in your bones. You're nothing but a boooooooooooone for doggies. Hohohohua.
I fapped to a loli today :)
>>10198935
http://wallpapereditor.com
>>10198944
Who was the loli?
>>10198939
i'm into Monster Girls.
>>10198944
Woo me too
High five
>Puts hand up
>>10198858
shit taste tbqh. aliens are the best monsterfuck
>>10198939
>Monster girls
They're cute, but the BEASTs thing is more like, ACTUAL rape.
...formostpeople,atleast
>>10198944
Haha me too friend. Want to give me your address so we can fap to those lolis together some time? Maybe share your favorites with me?
>>10198928
Well, wish you the best of luck with that kiddo.
>>10198944
I fapped to a trap today, fucking normie
HOST RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GUN YOU ALL DOWN
>>10198939
Monster girls > all else t b h
>>10198913
>Baron
<3
>Crashman
shit
>everyone else
literally who?
>>10198963
Thank you!
>>10198950
Thanks anon! Maybe someday I'll have enough avas to warrant using this
Monster girls are shit
>>10198973
>not a gak blaster
>>10198954
Aliens? The best monsterfuck? Jesus Christ they're called Mexicans anon what's wrong with you
I refuse to get into a debate about which monster girls are the best but what I can assure you is that centaurs are close to being best
>>10199007
They're to furries what traps are for gay: something for closeted faggots
>>10198890
You're not shit
>>10198898
>gas cone
meh tier
>other guy
who?
>>10198860
>all of your Ava's
Who?
>>10198796
>Ranma
<3
>other guy
Who? but im starting to like him.
>>10198752
all shit
>>10198730
KYS
>>10199030
>well, that's a new one.
>>10199016
either way you should still cuck him ok have to leave now bye :)
>>10198973
>>10199010
oozinator* there we go
>>10198915
Thanks for the encouragement! It's a difficult journey but one day I'll have the biggest bones around.
>>10198940
Oh, hello Karen. How did yesterday go with your kneechan? Did he smack you around for ruining your clothes? I would. That's a disrespectful thing to do.
>>10198898
Could not ask for any better desu.
>>10198730
Illas, raine and settlement man are your best honestly. Keep playing them.
>>10198752
2nd cracks me up everytime I see him.
>>10198796
Your ranma is glorious.
>>10198824
Coming from the biggest edgelord, your avas are edgy as fuck.
And edgy in the bad unfunny way, by that i mean they are all so indistinguishable from each other and lose thier individual personality. But if you REALLY want to see godmoding edgy tell me.
>>10198860
I legit cannot think of a fault for any of them. Just don't OOC so much and dont fall for bait like i did.
>>10198952
>>10198975
Stop baiting me into playing the raiju again
>>10198979
You've grown out of what asgore is dealing with at least.
>>10198976
How come crashman is shit?
>>10199020
Oni = furry
>>10199007
>>10199020
>not wanting a cute dragon maid waifu
Shit tastes, desu.
You called?
>>10199056
pls no cucking, especially if it's involving blonde vampires
>>10198979
>50% of your Ava
Good tier
>other 50%
Shit tier
its up to you to find out which are which
>fucking dies
>>10199020
>not being bisexual
>>10199056
I refuse, Ash is a good man (presumably) and Haru is also a good man as well and I respect them enough to leave them alone
If it was Alfred tho I'd jump all over it
Reminder that Monster Girls are camouflaged furry shit and you should be taken to the abattoir for beating your meat over it.
>>10199081
>sees Hoshi
Immediately all your Ava are shit
>>10199056
>>10199098
Oh shit and a farewell to you as well
A good man argues with evidence, but a better man wishes his opponents a good day
>>10199093
FUCKING NOOB
>>10199093
Get the fuck up
Ya wanker
>>10199081
>50% of your Ava
Good tier
>other 50%
Shit tier
its up to you to find out which are which
>>10199102
For once I agree with the asshole wrestler man
>>10199081
On one hand, I wish I had enough avas to make something like this. On the other, I'm afraid of reaching that point one day.
http://anilinkz.to/?random
What you randomly get is the source of your next ava.
>>10199102
Way to parrot what anon said, which I will repeat.
Oni = furry?
>>10199067
That's the spirit! No matter what, you've always got to focus on your goals and persevere through any challenges you might face. I can't exactly relate to your journey due to the fact that I'm not a skeleton, but I wish you well nonetheless.
The poster below me likes monster girls
Put that poster to the sword
>>10199123
>anime
>>10199072
(What does that mean?)
>>10199089
(I could, but I need to sleep. have a goodnight)
>>10199102
You're only saying that seth because I stopped playing the furry mascot of fit/
>>10199153
You have some avas that are not edgy fucks.
>>10199102
>onis are monster girls
>by that definition onis are furries
Seth... That's retarded. I don't mean lol so random retarded, but straight up here's some crayons and a helmet retarded.
>>10199081
I want to fuck that chariot!
>>10199153
rest well <3
>>10199169
>>10199191
>>10199102
Don't talk to me or my wives again
>>10198834
Noted.
>>10198857
Dach?
>>10199072
>they are all so indistinguishable from each other and lose thier individual personality.
...I am very inclined to disagree for some reason.
>>10199220
Souda pls.
Or if that IS zombina, fuck souda already. Or Suz
>>10199112
You should agree with me more. I say very truthful things.
>>10199132
I don't read worthless posts, so I ain't parroting anything.
And yes, it's furshit. Camouflaged furry shit, but still furshit at the end of the day.
>>10199169
W H O ?
>>10199191
I would be ashamed for the rest of my life if I had ever subjected Seth Jr. to luster himself over something like your pic related.
>>10199067
Hello, Mr.Bones. I'm a bit tired but I remember what happened. It was a nightmare. The world was falling apart and the house we live in was hot as hell. I was barely able to keep my flame under control but I slept peacefully. Now that my normal clothes are drying out I borrowed a change from Tsukihi. I don't think I'd be able to fight with a skirt though.
>>10199102
>implying I care if what I fap to makes me a furry
>>10199240
Yeah, whatever you say man. It's best to know about the subject before forming an opinion.
imperials or stormcloaks?
>>10199254
>>10199240
FURRIES ARE MY FETISH
>>10199265
Stormcloaks, they didn't try to behead you.
>>10199240
Straight up, grade A retardation. And you don't even refute people pointing out the flaws in your statement.
>>10198824
You do a really good job diversifying yourself between avas, I think. There's more to a character than just looks, and I think the way you're able to reflect not only a few unique elements to whatever character your source may be from, for example, the Mayor's way of speaking, but you add your own sort of touch that makes them still appear as the character they are, but also gives room for flexible interaction with all different kinds of people. Keep up the great work.
Reminder that interracial porn is cameoflaged furry shit
>>10199265
Imperials. If the Stormcloaks win, then the Imperial forces are fucked when the Thalmor inevitable try to invade in a few years. Also Ulfric is a legit (unknowing) Thalmor asset
>>10199265
imperials
Individualism is a meme so it doesn't matter if they tried to behead you
you must go with the greater good
>>10199265
Imperials
There's bigger fish to fry other then the Nords crying about their god that they'll be able to worship again once we kick the Thalmors collective ass.
>>10199265
Stormcloaks
>>10199285
O-Oh, thank you. I'm getting mixed signals now, though, considering what Baron said earlier.
>>10199309
People all have their tastes, but still, don't let anything ever bring you down. As long as you have fun doing what you do, disregarding anybody else who's good or bad to your eyes, then that's all that matters.
>kissu
>>10199308
>tfw Christopher Lambert will never voice an ElderScrolls char
>>10199072
thanks
>marks your map with a heart.
>i honestly thought people were getting annoyed with Ilias. thats why i stopped avaing her.
>>10198824
>>10199228
M8 trust me, they are.
Zero, Snowman and the two knights feel almost exactly the same. The mayor, heartnsoul and muffet feel great, but those four just ooze this degenerate "so cool, mysterious and cynical of everyone. Thier writing and habits are also the same which does not help.
Make plague knight more crazy, I want to feel within the first post that the guy im speaking to is the king of all medieval quacks. Specter needs to feel appropriately spooky.
>>10199240
>who
Boi. The one everyone thirsted after for months.
>>10199342
Why do they even call her a kobold? She's obviously a gnoll.
>>10199254
Of course niggers don't care about social image.
Don't ever hang out with me again.
>>10199260
>>10199280
Camouflaged furry shit.
It starts with your "Onis".
And then in your lust you start going deeper.
And deeper.
And even more deeper.
The more you punish your womb brooms by forcing them to fap on such filth the more you desensitize them.
Before you can realize it you'll have become a full time furfag.
And when in your degeneracy shame you finally catch a glimpse of the monster you've become, you'll think "Man, I really should have listened to Seff".
But it'll be too late.
TOO LATE.
This city still reeks with the stench of the Stormcloaks. Makes me sick to my stomach.
>>10199362
Seth, I don't think you know what you are talking about m8. Best to stop while you are ahead.
>>10199340
No dont. Like baron and seth, illas is enjoyable BECAUSE shes an annoying bitch who people love to get revenge on. Key point there that i failed on many a time, have her lose now and then. Give the crowd thier deity panto villain to kick the shit out of and gloat about the smallest victories.
>>10199359
Because japan. They probably based her off the kobolds in wow or something, but they imply the traditional lizard kobolds exist and are more common.
>>10198824
I love your Mayor. Keep it up.
Snowman and Plague Knight are fine.
Specter Knight feels a little too edgy for me.
What's with the pink girl? I've only seen her as filler.
I honestly don't like Muffet, though that may be because I just didn't like Undertale in general.
Zer0 is pretty good. Bonus points for actually taking the time to make haikus.
Heart and Soul aren't bad, but I feel something's missing in them. Can't say exactly what, though.
>Pulls fire alarm
heh, suck it hg.
>>10199362
I bet if I looked through your porn there'd be atleast one animal eared girl. There's no avoiding it Seth. Shitpost it all you want. Try to make it seem like something it isn't. No matter what you do, monster girls will always be better than your shit waifu. And all your false "truths" will never make it change.
>the anon stretches out their hand, offeribg you a Touch Fluffy Tail members badge.
Go on, take it. You can't fight it forever.
>>10199362
You do realize onis are just demons with a singular horn.
Thats the equivilent of calling evangelical angels furry trash because they have wings.
yest
>>10199418
Well, since you're offering...
>>10198824
rose is bae
>>10199401
Even if they did base it off Kobolds from Wow her characteristics are much more Gnoll like. Japan, amiright?
>>10199325
>kissu
>>10199342
>Make plague knight more crazy, I want to feel within the first post that the guy im speaking to is the king of all medieval quacks.
I thought I've been doing that, though. He's definitely 100% better in that regard than when I started using him. Likewise, if he's *too* crazy, that won't carry RP well at all IMO.
>Specter needs to feel appropriately spooky.
I've been trying to do that too, though admittedly to a worse degree.
>>10199410
Thank you for all of that.
>What's with the pink girl? I've only seen her as filler.
Rose Lalonde. I've tried speaking as her a few times but I don't think I have a good grasp on her yet.
>Zer0 is pretty good. Bonus points for actually taking the time to make haikus.
It's actually fun
and not really hard at all.
Sucks for RP though.
>>10199456
I should use her more. As she stands, though, she's basically just glorified filler when I don't have time to RP. Oh, well.
>>10199447
Kuusi palaa.
>>10199484
That the Moon is WHAT!?
Super slam when
>>10199531
Kek
>>10199515
Kuusi palaa.
Speed round. Name ten avas that aren't faggots
>>10199575
Jackie Chan for all ten answers
>>10199575
Tamaki
>>10199575
I cannot be a faggot because I am straight.
>>10199575
Me.
>>10199575
Seth
Okabe
Adachi
Mokou
Suika
Marisa
Gascoign
Astaroth
Rubick
Kosaku
>>10199582
>>10199586
>>10199589
>>10199590
>>10199603
>buzzzzz
>>10199603
>I'm not a faggot
t-thanks
Real nigga hours, who up?
>>10199630
Could sure use a warm bed right about now
>>10199630
Sup mello.
>>10199630
>want to RP, just a bunch OOC shit in thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR2gE_F3aJQ
>>10199603
>not in here
I still don't know what am I doing wrong.
>>10199630
Hey.
>>10199649
I'll RP with you for a bit before I go to bed if you want.
>>10199393
Have you ever heard about The Tragedy of ma123 ?
He was like you too. Got bored of vanilla porn, he sought for something more "special". So he lurked the more obscure parts of the internet with the quest to pop the biggest boner he ever could.
As time went on, he discovered about this sub culture. Slowly, he began masturbaiting over that new kind of porn, but it STILL wasn't enough for him.
So one day, he went all in. Oh boy did he. Stealing his parents' credit card like every true basement dwellers, he commissioned the biggest piece of orgy art that ever was to the 5 most renowned furry artists. An image including all the most degenerate fetishes you could think of.
Only the artists, ma123 and a few unfortunate souls have ever seen the image. Per the survivors' testimonies, the image contains a level of such degeneracy that anyone looking at it for more than a couple of seconds would forever be entranced in a cycle of never-ending furry madness that is basically the equivalent of an eternal brainwashing torture.
What about ma123 ? Deader than dead. His body still functions to accomplish his sexual deeds, but the rest is gone.
So please, allow me to return the advice. I don't want you to end up like them, man. Because it might not look so, but I care.
I care about your well-being.
>>10199419
I don't have any porn folders.
> Breaks the badge
> Throws its smithereens in your face
Begone evil. I will never fall for your tricks.
>>10199430
T-they are ?
Shit, thought we were talking about anthropomorphized stuff and how far is too far.
My bad.
Wrong debate.
Well see y'all tomorrow.
Don't cross the line nonetheless.
>>10199630
Yo, how's it goin'?
>>10199654
I could only list 10. If this is Inkling, then I have bad news...
>>10199662
>Pours bucket of cold water on you
>>10199630
Hooola!
>>10199668
Not Inkling, but still a nufag.
>>10199654
nothing. He's just got bad taste.
Source: not on list
>>10199630
Woomy
>>10199603
>not on here
guess I'll die
>>10199662
>>10199674
>Post times
>Ranma is Karen
>>10199630
The only time I will truly sleep is when I get my insides ripped out from the beasts I slaughter.
>>10199603
>I think role-playing as old men to a Chinese dice roll simulator marks me as a pretty big faggo
>>10199682
Please do.
>>10199682
you ARE a faggot, though
>>10199673
>The poor guy gets splashed with cold water...and instantly turns right into a girl.
Yeah? Well screw you too.
>>10199682
you and me both.
>>10199682
cancer kids are faggots by default
>>10199682
Eh, I'll survive.
>>10199697
Love you too!
>>10199675
Then it's because not enough room.
>>10199682
>that aren't faggots
Sorry, couldn't list you even if I wanted to...
>>10199658
What the fuck am I reading?
Literally what the fuck?
>>10199695
N-No..
>>10199699
Pisces.
>>10199709
T-The balls didn't touch
>>10199658
That's fine and dandy Seth, but you are kind of trying to dance around the point.
>>10199712
Welcome to HG. Enjoy your stay.
>>10199706
You'll get what's comin' to you eventually...asshole.
ctrl+v. No cheating.
I'm not committing just yet, but who's up for a quick dead hours game?
Avas you want to interact more with?
>>10199739
http://imgur.com/gQieiCJ
>>10199739
Zer0 is pretty good. Bonus points for actually taking the time to make haikus.
>>10199741
Yeah sure
>>10199712
Seth's attempt at being a crayon eater. This is what you Seth Defenders go to extremes to defend.
>>10199739
Nothing. I've been playing vidya all day.
>>10199739
panto
>>10199739
https://youtu.be/0d38NGFEjWc
>>10199751
>Kissus feet
>>10199739
++rule34 rick_grimes
>>10199739
>http://wallpapereditor.com
>>10199741
Ah, an idea worth a notice has struck into one of your heads. I never turn down a chance at hunting.
>>10199733
>a splash of hot water hits you from out of nowhere. The person responsible retreats into the shadows before you can see who it is.
>>10199750
can you stop your obsession with seth already?
>>10199764
>shooty's your booty
^739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhY_o_91jv0
>>10199741
Anything would be better then thi-
>>10199774
>The girl gets splashed with the hot water...soon enough, she turns back into a he!
Oh thank god. Thanks a bunch, I seriously appreciate it, whoever you are.
>>10199750
>muh Seth IDF meme
Fuck off.
>>10199739
マロンエナジ
>>10199788
Len what the actual fuck is with the videos you watch
>>10199769
Tricky what the fuck
>>10199776
When you faggots quit defending his shit posts.
what's wrong with them
>>10199748
>>10199773
>>10199792
Aite, I'll do it in a bit. I'm going to attempt to make wincards for this one too, so give me a sec to try and find a good BG.
Also pick a number between 1 and 3
Detective Cole Phelps. LAPD
I have some questions regarding a hit and run.
>>10199821
They're pretty fucking odd
>>10199821
At least watch something good. Like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7KDCsIws
>>10199836
Trouble?
>>10199817
you seem upset
>says a shitposter
stay obcessed
>>10199829
Uhhh...3?
>>10199836
You have no jurisdiction here, fag.
>>10199839
mah nigga
this is like my favorite video on youtube
^^898
i don't think so
^^the post after 838
ok here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSZLHquUaRo
>>10199817
The only shit posts I see are yours, fag.
>>10199850
It would appear so. Have you seen anything?
>>10199854
>Cole whips out his colt.45 and shoves it into the anons face
I don't need jurisdiction to pistol whip that fucking face of yours and bring you downtown!
>>10199836
I saw where it all went down.
>marks it on your map
>>10199891
You just circled a location in Boston. Not L.A.
>>10199888
Everything's in order
>>10199829
2
>>10199909
>Doubt
Really? Because all I'm seeing is anarchy! And I have some suspicion you're in on it!
Post your ava theme.
>>10199936
https://youtu.be/sVEGMax42dw
>>10199936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQ-2dJpCs8
>>10199852
>>10199878
>TFW SIDF is dwindling.
Pottery.
>>10199904
my bad general. its a force of habit.
>marks yet another settlement on your Map
Raiders are threatening their way of life.
Photoshop is taking a trillion and a half years to work so fuck it. Whoever wins will likely have to wait until some time later today for their card. Either way, that's not important right now. Shoot me 24
>>10199936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
>>10199935
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.
>>10199973
Elias Ainsworth
>>10199973
Gascoigne
>>10199936
https://youtu.be/kA614N3IHD4
>>10199973
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10199936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaEEV-VrS4
>>10199973
Teacher Bun Bun
>>10199836
Nothings going on here detectives.
>>10199973
Muffet
>>10199973
Raine Sage
>>10199973
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>>10199963
You don't need to be a white knight to spot an autistic faggot, autistic faggot.
>>10199973
Araragi Karen
>>10199936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t92m_-YzbyQ
>>10199973
Froze
>>10199973
Ranma Saotome
>>10199973
Aron.
>>10199973
Guard
>>10199973
Youmu Konpaku
>>10199973
Alfred Jones
>>10199973
A Pro Genji
>>10199973
Agent 2
>>10199973
Cole Phelps
>>10199965
Sorry I'm not up to date with sports. What city are the Raiders from?
>>10199980
You're going to have a police raid if you don't spill the beans.
>>10199996
You...I'm watching you.
>>10199973
Nia Teppelin
>>10199973
Inkling
>>10199973
Lord Beerus
>>10199973
Arashi
>>10200025
What do you need?
>>10199973
Vice Admiral Garma
>>1480
Slowpoke
>>10199973
Raditz
>>10199973
Stu
>>10200025
Right back at ya
>>10200045
I need to know what's going on here.
>>10200070
Tell me, what's a psychiatrist like you doing in a lawless den like this?
>>10199973
Mikun
>>10199999
Nice unchecked digits
>>10200085
The usual
Citizens talking, walkin, and buying from the stands and shops. If there was a problem on the streets my friends and I would go take care of it.
>>10200113
Hopefully those quints help secure my victory.
>will likely die in the first event as always.
Sorry for the delay. It's late and I'm slow. Here are your entries because I feel like I made at least 1 mistake with gender. Images coming next
>>10200144
>Doubt
So murder and violence are the regular here? Because that is what I'm seeing. You're doing a bad job.
>>10200176
Slowpoke wasn't an entry to this game
>>10200015
Hey Alfred! Just three more days till your special day!
>>10200176
I-I'm a man...
>>10200179
This is skyrim. The only unusual things around here are dragons and demons.
>>10200144
>unsheathes her weapon in direct sight of the guard.
>>10200176
It's all good on my end, so lets just get on with it.
>>10200195
hey cut him some slack, he was late to the one he tried to enter
And here you go. You have [however many minutes it takes for me to grab a drink] to make swaps, correct me, or otherwise mentally prepare yourself for the bloodbath to start
>>10200195
Swapped out
>>10200200
Case in point
>>10200176
Lock and loaded
>>10200223
put me back in because fuck the anon who said i wasn't an entry
>>10200207
Hail, summoner. Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?
>>10200223
Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.
>>10200223
It looks superb, dearie! Shall we begin~?
>>10200238
You didn't reply to the entry post retard
>>10200251
Suck my dick.
>>10200251
I replied to an entry post though?
>>10200241
>tries to summon you a bed but ends up summoning a Storm Atronach instead.
Shit. Im just an intern!
>>10200223
They don't stand a chance against my Roukanken. That which this blade can not cut, is next to nothing!
>>10199973
Lion Doggo
>>10200259
Play that dead game then
>>10200211
I think I'm gay for u
A wise man once said that "When you sing Christmas in July, you rush the season". Honestly, fuck him because CHRISTMAS IN JULY YO!
>>10200241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJiBjfvltQw
>>10200238
I mean technically speaking, the game you entered either didn't exist or ended years ago. Sorry (slow)broseph
>>10200270
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch the magic!
>>10200015
Obligatory dickpunch.
>>10200299
Jingle bells...
>>10200297
Listen dude, I appreciate the sentiment...but I seriously don't swing that way.
>>10200299
I'm not going to be the only one in misery this Christmas... In July.
Why is it Christmas in July again?
So it occurs to me that in my torpor, I totally forgot to set the death rate as high as it would go. Here's some seasonal music to snuggle up to while we enjoy slides like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDvNe7AXnxU
I guess there was an avalanche, but nobody died :(
>>10200301
>the Atronach goes rouge and starts creating Havoc in the town.
>amist the chaos Raine makes off with the Sweet Roll.
>>10198952
woah
Inklings confirmed for fucking disgusting
I wonder what Spider Christmas is like. Do they cover the ground in webbing and pretend it's snow?
>>10200350
Riiiiiiiight
>>10200352
This is literally the most important thing happening this month. Fuck Canada 150, fuck Independence Day, it's CHRISTMAS but SUMMER
>>10200353
Ahuhuhuhuhu, that could have been disastrous.
>>10200396
All the presents under the tree was always such a beautiful spectacle~!
>>10200396
>For reasons as simple as avoiding the gay, Ranma has splashed himself with cold water
Oh Raditz...you're so cool and man--wait, what is that orange thing do--WAIT I WAS JUST JOKING I SWEA--
>Proceeds to die horribly by being blasted off into the horizon
>>10200353
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.
>>10200354
>40 gold has been added to your bounty
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
>>10200396
I fear the night. Because the werewolves and vampires don't
I agree Muffet. Dude would just eat all of Santa's cookies then "Hakai" him when he didn't bring more
All of that cooking for Ran really paid off, huh Youmu?
Karen,that's gross. Do you realize how dirty snow usually is? Grow up
>>10200353
This isn't exactly what I had in mind today but it's not bad. Would anyone like another glass?
>>10200396
Is this another one of Rika's creations?
>She looks it over for a minute
It's not going to kill me when I turn my back, is it?
>>10200422
>exits out of the conversation before you can finish.
>goes into inventory and eats the sweetroll so you cant confiscate it later it.
>>10200470
>>10200443
Just look at him! Ahuhuhuhuhu~!
>>10200443
It was part of a bet! That's the reason!
>Meanwhile Karen has her mouth stuffed with snow and she's putting even more snow between her lips.
>>10200478
>>10200422
https://youtu.be/OCsMKypvmB0
>>10200443
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
>>10200470
>The guard turns hostile because you left the conversation
Time to cleanse the Empire of its filth!
Remember: it may technically be July out there, but in here's it's winter. Please stay warm! Also watch where you're going because sleds are no laughing matter
Hey Kosaku, how good are you with healing?
>>10200443
>She looks at the host when he brings up Ran.
What are you talking about? I cooked for Yuyuko-sama.
>>10200518
I was expecting mead
>>10200518
If only he could have seen where he was going, perhaps I would have survived longer...ahuhuhuhu~...
___ and ____ on a tree
KISSING
>>10200518
So where did you get this drink? It's pretty good.
Famalams.
What is the new animu torrent site?
So pro he knew the most important rule: the only winning move is not to play.
The naughty list is serious business, Vice Admiral. You don't mess with someone's Christmas presents
Skulls cam be pretty brittle, so I could see that
I don't blame you, Mr. Guard sir. I don't blame you at all
>>10200525
... Fuck
I guess I need more caffeine and/or heat to keep me awake. Sorry about that!
>>10200555
Me
my
>>10200555
Asgore , you know who
>>10200581
Bane?
>>10200541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k
>>10200581
Seth?
>>10200576
I need to ask you to stop. That... shouting... is making people nervous
Don't be so ungrateful. You'll accept that nothing and enjoy it!
Today we all learned that in a pinch, coal can make a pretty deadly weapon.
Beerus is really taking a shining to those reindeer. I wonder how he'll react when he finds out he can't have them.
>>10200573
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat or https://nyaa.si/ take your pick
pantsu isn't run by cancer people though
>>10200643
Just a few more hours and I can crawl under some furs...
>>10200576
I should have listened and dressed warmer...
>>10200573
animebytes.tv
>a dinner bell rings ominously in the distance
Gather 'round boys and girls, Christmas dinner is going to be served momentarily!
(I just need to get some more capsaicin in me, be right back)
>>10200581
Hi Tricky
>>10200692
This picture is unsettling.
>>10200758
Shit I thought I was the only one
>>10200692
These guys must be rich as FUCKL
AND THE FEAST IS ...
completely uneventful. I guess it's nice to have some downtime once in a while. Despite the lack of sangria or zoo animals to feed, this seems like a pretty great day
>>10200758
>those cheap paper crowns
>those plastic smiles plastered on everyone but the father's face.
nah, it's all daijobu
>>10200758
How so
>>10200785
I'm not in a mood for a feast
>>10200779
Not really. Just some fancy china. Not even much food on the table.
>>10200819
b-but the party hats...
>>10200819
>>10200828
And that child
>>10200828
Bet they'd have more food if they spent less on silly hats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnJ9k_Im_5w
Goddamn, either we really need to step up our climate change efforts, even the universe itself is sick of this Christmas crap, or the Knight of Eon is BRINGING THE HEAT. Regardless, we're down to our FINAL THREE
>>10200828
Those are actually super cheap. Like, dollar store cheap
>>10200867
*FOUR
fug
>>10200867
>>10200863
R-runescape reference, party hats were the most expensive items, costing between 500 Million to 2 billion, depending on color.
As comparison, one of the most high end god armors only cost like 40 million in total.
>>10200894
I'll fuck off now bye
Hopefully years of wearing a knight's armor have calloused her hands or she can defend herself without any weapons. Lewdnes aside, there's no way this can end well.
God I hope that present is G rated
>>10200894
Oh, I'm actually retarded. Sorry about that Awawawawawawa
>>10200867
Fine. I hope this job pays better than the last one.
>>10200939
Belated image
>>10200676
Can you post one that isn't a super secret club with Illuminatti-like recruitment?
>>10200951
>he can't get in
>>10200949
Hello. What would you like for Christmas?
>>10200949
A present, for me?! What is it, what is it?!
>Karen quickly ravages the cute red envelope of the present, destroy the box in the process.
>>10200951
It's not that hard though, and they have everything in any quality, extremely well categorized and sorted.
That's actually a very good question Mr. Guard. Why? Why any of this?
The following slide has been brought to you by The Coca-Cola Company. All rights reserved, offer void where prohibited. Don't delay buy today!
I guess all that snow she was eating earlier acclimated Karen to the cold. Smart move!
>>10200998
>Not that hard
>Must be given an invite by another member
Well, unless you want to give me an invite I have no way in.
>>10201001
Santa isn't real. If he was real I wouldn't be doing his job.
>>10201022
I gave Hoshi mine.
There used to be applications too. I heard they were very easy, just talk a bit about the animes you like and you get in.
Don't know if they still do that, you'll have to check.
Now something like passthepopcorn.me, THAT is hard to get into.
Kir- I mean, Kosaku x Chevalier is a thing now. Deal with it I guess
Sorry we couldn't get any mead. Apparently they don't sell that at holiday supply stores, only renaissance fairs. I'd refer you to our complaints department, but I don't think you're going to be needing that, are you Mr. Guard?
You would not believe your eyes
>>10201048
Where do you ask? all I got for options was home, login and account support.
>>10201061
Is this mea-
>guard gets pushed inside a barrel
>40 gold has been added to your bounty
>the barrel lid closes and the guard drowns
>1000 gold has been added to your bounty
>>10201083
I dunno
Here, for you >>>/g/61167650
>>10201094
>Karen stares at the barrel while she can see a couple of messages pop up out of nowhere indicating she has a bounty now.
Whaaaa...?
Just try to imagine two cute girls attempting to sing Feliz Navidad with extremely strong French and Japanese accents. I'd laugh, but it would just cause me even more pain than I'm already in
Maybe those are all the reindeer Beerus stole
>>10201094
>Last witness has been killed
>1040 gold has been removed from your bounty
>>10201112
>another guard walks by you
Wait... I know you
>>10200200
I-- Woah! Garma! I'm sorry for responding so late, I had a killer headache from the sheer awesomeness that might happen to me soon! You can relate to that, right? Dude, forgive me! You know I like you!
Yeah! It's gonna be the Fourth of July soon! What are the chances of you coming up to party with me, dude? Tell me so I can make some reservations for ya! I wouldn't want a bro of mine to turn up without proper accomodation!
>>10200306
Obligatory "OH GOD THAT HURTS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS".
It's nice to know you still care, Anon!
>>10201114
We wish you feliz navidad, we wish you feliz navidad!
What is feliz navidad?
>>10201127
H-hi! You might know me like you just said. My name is Karen, Araragi Karen. Member of the Fire Sisters, thanks to meet you.
If a real fight erupted during a HG meetup, who would win?
>>10201149
Adachi would knock all of us out from behind and parachute us to Outer Heaven.
>>10201170
H-hot
>>10201149
Me, all the others would be arrested for disorderly conduct. I don't get into childish fights. this isn't highschool.
While the happy couple continue to fuck like rabbits under the moonlight ($10 says that they're the last two and we get a moment worthy of a watchmojo video) while Karen thinks about happier times
>>10201144
It means "I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart". Spanish is a surprisingly compact language
>>10201170
I for one would happily serve in his Outer Heaven
>>10201144
My apologies, I thought you were someone else.
Anyway I'm parched and judging by that barrel
>the guard points at the barrel behind you
It must hold some sort of drink. May I see what's inside?
>>10201144
>thanks to meet you.
>>10201183
>>10201183
t.Beta who was bullied.
Alright, bored now. Skipping a full day of peace to bring you your grand finale
Also called it. Motherfucking called it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIEleCEtqzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Aqw51ACvu4
>>10201203
>K-kill me. I was trying to say nice.
>>10201188
I wish you feliz navidad then.
>>10201202
Yeah sure. I'm sure it'll be refreshing for you.
>Karen walks to a side to let the guard have room to check the barrel.
If it is water give me a glass. If it's another type of drink I dun want.
>>10201131
Course I'm going to make it! I'm not going to miss your fabulous party for nothing in the world! So what plans do you have in store?
>>10201205
Being smart enough to avoid childish fights and possible jail time means I was bullied? Huh, and here I thought it meant I wasn't some idiot.
>>10201247
>What is self defense
>>10201220
This is one weird ass code.
>>10201231
Thank you. The heat is unbearable in skyrim in this time of year, huh.
>the guard opens the barrel and just stands there quietly
Félicitations on winning the very first Late Night Anon Games! Your wincard will probably come in by some point in the afternoon maybe? I've never actually done one of these before .
On that note, anyone know what she's from?
>>10201222
DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>>10201252
/co/ has some ... interesting people for sure
>>10201236
Thank the Lord! Trust me, when I show up, I can totally assure you you'll have a good time! Granted, if everything goes well. There's no guarantee the troublemakers won't spoil everything, but we American men (and women) can handle it!
Fireworks, beer, heaps of Stars and Stripes, multitudes of patriotic songs and the such... I'm not hyping it too much, am I? I love my Independence Day as much as much I love America, but I tend to forget that not everyone is American. I can't have anyone's expectations dashed!
>>10201271
Congratulations, miss! Thank you for hosting for us! You're doin' a great service!
>>10201271
Thanks for hosting.
She is from Fate Grand Order.
>>10201250
Unless you are in fear of your life you are expected to retreat from the threat. There are stand your ground laws, but those are for use of deadly force. And even that can land you in hot water if used in a brawl of retards who are just throwing fists cause someone insulted their waifu.
Walk away. If they still insist on kicking your ass when you're trying to leave, or got you pinned to the ground preventing you from leaving then you can use self defense and be in the right.
>>10201271
>thanks for hosting
>>10201271
I knew I couldn't expect her to be faithful. What with a few occurrences like that, it's clear that she had treated me nothing more than a man to sleep with. It's rather disgusting just how low people can sink.
>Kosaku claps his hands at the winner, despite not actually meaning it. "Her hands were terrible, anyway. Not my kind of girlfriend."
Thank you for the display. I simply must learn to learn my place and reel my performance back a few notches.
>>10201258
>She notices how the guard stands there without moving, staring at the open barrel. Karen takes a step forward and pokes his shoulder.
Are you alright? Do you need any help?
>>10201271
Well done.
>Thanks for the game.
>>10201281
>she
>>10201271
Thanks for host--Oh hey I'm a guy again...well would you look at that.
Well anyway, thanks a bunch for hostin'.
>>10201271
Thanks for the show but... I'd like to win.
>>10201314
>the guard looks at you with anger in his voice
Why is there a dead body in the barrel?
>the guard points at the dead guard in the barrel
>>10201350
Ohh... Ehmm... Apparently someone killed him! We need to find the culprit posthaste! Are you with me, guard?
>She raises her arm, as if excited to start a investigation when in reality it was her.
>>10201280
How old will you be turning? I have to say, it's going to be so many candles I'm not sure if the fire department would even let you have a cake.
>>10201149
I would cripple all of you, not even memeing.
>>10201364
No, I am not with you. What I'll do is get a mage and revive this poor soul. Next I'll question him and find out who killed him. Then ill bring the criminal to justice.
>the guard picks up the barrel and walks away
>>10201393
Where have you been, Maria?
>>10201372
Erm...
>Alfred counts on his hands, mentally reciting just how old he's gonna be. You wouldn't expect a guy that looks nineteen years old to be as old as a nation!
About... 240, I believe. Might as well put on twenty-four candles and save the candle budget! I don't look that old, do I? Do I have grey hairs on me?
>>10201410
Manhunting kiddos for shitposting me online.
>>10201422
You're not scared of growing older are you? You shouldn't worry, else those grey hairs will actually come quicker.